3Below: Tales of Arcadia (2018) s02e13 Episode Script

1 [LUUG BARKING.]
[PANTING, GRUNTS.]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]
One, two, three below! [ELECTRONIC CHIRPING.]
Lieutenant Zadra, we need you to listen very carefully.
I'm somewhat in the middle of a revolution here.
Morando's absence has left his forces vulnerable to attack.
[GRUNTS.]
We'll never get a better chance to retake the planet.
Morando's activated Gaylen's core on Earth, and we need your help to stop him.
I'm sending you the specs for my wormhole generator.
Gather the engineers and have them create a much larger version of my prototype.
[ZADRA.]
How much larger? Big enough for the Akiridion fleet and some Foo-Foo reinforcements.
[CHUCKLES.]
[ZADRA.]
The bounty hunters that look like rabbits? Mm It will be done, my liege.
This could really work, little brother.
Like you said, it has to, or we lose them all over again.
If it comes to that we will power the cannon with our own cores.
Akiridion needs a king and queen.
I'll work with the engineers.
I'll help our friends defend our new home.
My liege, let Varvatos help.
You are ordered to stay and ensure no harm comes to our parents.
- No harm! - But the battle rages outside! When this is over, I will decide what to do with you! If the worst comes to pass, be ready with the cannon.
[ALL WHIMPERING.]
Say, what's buzzin', cousin? Ooh, look at me.
I'm a bad Omen.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh - Get 'em while they're hot! [CACKLING.]
- [LUCY CACKLING.]
- Ah! Yeah! Ah! Yeah-heh-heh! Nice one! [LAUGHS.]
Yeah! Right? [AAARRRGGHH ROARS.]
[KUBRITZ AND AAARRRGGHH SHOUTING.]
Yeah-heh-heh! Legs! Got the legs! [GRUNTING, SCREAMING.]
Die, creeper! [SCREAMING.]
- [SCREAMING.]
- [CAR ALARM BLARING.]
Oh, okay.
[SIGHING.]
- [LOUD BANGING.]
- Aah! Steve! [PANTING.]
Creep Slayerz.
[AAARRRGGHH ROARING.]
[AAARRRGGHH GRUNTING.]
- [ROARS.]
- [LASER BLASTS.]
Whoo-whee! Look around you.
None of this would be happening if you and your brother had turned yourselves in like I asked! - You attacked our home! - This isn't your home, it's mine! And I made the bargain I needed to protect it.
[HEAVY THUDDING.]
Look! [PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
Hey, what's everyone looking at? Aah, what is that? Surrender the Tarrons to me.
[WHIMPERS.]
Someone had a growth spurt.
[TOBY SCREAMING.]
Wingman! Always there.
- Always.
- [LASER BLASTS.]
- [CAR ALARM BLARING.]
- You call this protecting? Morando will protect the Earth.
He promised.
Whatever you think you were protecting Earth from, - how could it possibly be worse than this? - [SCREAMS.]
[MORANDO LAUGHING.]
It is never too late to do the right thing.
Fight by my side.
We can defeat him together.
This wasn't the deal.
[SCOFFS.]
I feel sorry for you.
Morando, here I am! Ah, the queen-in-waiting finally decided to come out of hiding, I see.
- [AJA GRUNTS.]
- [MORANDO CHUCKLES.]
Goodbye, Princess.
[KUBRITZ.]
Get away from her! You promised you'd protect my planet, not destroy it.
I never should have trusted you.
You think I care? I'm a god! [MORANDO GROANS.]
[ROARS.]
- [AJA.]
No! - [KUBRITZ.]
Finish him off.
I weakened him.
[COUGHS.]
- It's never too late - [AJA SCREAMS.]
Where's the girl? [ROARING.]
Wingman! [TOBY.]
Wow, good catch.
No! [SCREAMING.]
Where is she? [ECHOES.]
Yuck! God breath.
[WHIMPERING.]
I don't want to die by crushing, Mr.
Giant God Guy.
Aja Tarron, surrender yourself to me or your friends die.
[AJA.]
Morando! [CAR ALARM BLARING.]
Let them go.
If you insist.
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES.]
[SCREAMING IN SLO-MO.]
[IN SLO-MO.]
Yeah-heh-heh! [LAUGHING IN SLO-MO.]
- [MORANDO GROANS.]
- [BOYS SCREAMING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Ha.
- I've got you! - And I'm so glad I've got you.
- [AJA.]
Oh! - Hey, that almost hit us! We need to get him out of Arcadia.
- Krel, are you there? - [OVER COMM.]
One person at a time! As you requested, we contacted the Foo-Foos.
- [LAUGHS.]
Great! How many can they bring? - [FOO-FOO.]
Fifty fighters.
Oh, not enough, huh? How about a hundred? No, a thousand.
Fine! All the Foo-Foo fighters.
[CACKLING.]
Finally some good news! I could use those reinforcements about now! The engineers just need one more mekron to finish the wormhole generator.
Did you say we needed a vortex siphon? Anti-vortex siphon! Anti! Ugh! Make that two mekrons, maybe three.
That giant god guy's right behind us! [TOBY.]
Why does everything end at the bridge? There's no production value, we're using the same location.
What's the plan? Please tell me there's a plan.
We just have to keep him busy a little while longer.
- That's your plan? - Don't worry, we'll improvise.
[GROANS.]
[MORANDO.]
Aah! [GRUNTS.]
That's my girlfriend.
We're boyfriend and girlfriend.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
[ARCS CRACKLING.]
[FOO-FOO.]
Foo-Foos, prepare for takeoff! [ZADRA OVER PA.]
For keltons, House Tarron has protected Akiridion-5 but the delson has arrived when we must stand and fight for them.
Begone, nuisance! Ow.
[TOBY.]
He's too strong.
He's stronger than Morgana.
We'll never stop fighting you, Morando! Ya! You will once you're dead.
Engage the wormhole! [WHIRRING, CRACKLING.]
I can't hold it any longer! What? Impossible! [GASPS.]
It worked! - Yeah-heh-heh! - Just like "Earth Invaders".
- Squadron two, engage left flank! - For Akiridion! [MORANDO GROANING.]
My liege, you and your brother should fight by each other's side.
[GASPS.]
Little brother, you did it! Kubritz weakened him.
We can take him down.
- [LASERS BLASTING.]
- [MORANDO SHOUTS.]
[SPACESHIP WHIRS.]
[FOO-FOO.]
This is my bounty! [FOO-FOO VOICES OVERLAPPING.]
No! My bounty! My bounty! [FOO-FOOS SHOUTING.]
- [MORANDO ROARS.]
- [FOO-FOOS SCREAMING.]
A parking drone? It's the Eli Pepperjack! - [GAME MUSIC PLAYING.]
- Ah! - [DOG BARKING.]
- Yes, 500 points! [MORANDO.]
Aah! He's vulnerable! Converge all attacks! [MORANDO GRUNTING.]
He's weakening! We won't have to use Seklos's cannon after all.
[MORANDO SCREAMING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Enough! [SHOUTS.]
- Clear the area! - Run! [ROARS.]
[GROWLS.]
Aja? Sister? Tobias? - [GROANS.]
The Palchuk? - [AJA.]
Little brother? Aja! Thank Gaylen, you're all right.
[SIGHS.]
I wouldn't put it that way, exactly.
- Ah! Get off me, buttsnack! - [SCREAMS.]
Wait, where's Pepperjack? Pepperjack! [WHIMPERING.]
Pepperjack Morando is too powerful.
The cannon is our only option.
We can't lose our parents, not again.
Father once told me that it's the choices we make in small moments that make things better or worse.
But this isn't a small moment.
It has to be us.
Varvatos, we need Seklos's cannon.
I know, my liege.
We are already en route to you.
Stuart, can't you go any faster? [VEX.]
Take evasive action! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Oh, God! We have the cannon, but it has been waylaid by Morando's forces.
On our way.
Go back to town, make sure everyone's safe.
On it! Please don't get stepped on! You, too, my Palchuk! Okay, lover-boy, hop on.
Hold on, Eli! Steve's coming! - Foo-foo! - Foo-foo! [MORANDO CHUCKLES.]
There you are, Tarrons.
Light the cannon.
Varvatos will deal with the machines.
You might outnumber Varvatos, but he will fight with the resolve of a thousand mighty warriors and feed you your [ZADRA.]
Are you quite finished? Actually, Varvatos had a much longer monologue planned.
- [ZADRA.]
Save it for the victory speech.
- Glorious! [LAUGHING.]
- Let's do this! - [BARKING.]
[STUART YELPS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Ooh - Can anyone lend a hand? - Does Varvatos look busy right now? We are about to have a much bigger problem.
And, yes, that's a pun.
- Aah! - [BARKING.]
[LUUG GROWLING.]
[STUART.]
Aah! Be still, my six hearts.
We should hurry! [GRUNTS.]
This is it! [HIGH-PITCHED RINGING.]
[SHOUTING IN SLO-MO.]
[ECHOING.]
Mama? Papa? - No! No, no, no! - No! [SCREAMING.]
- No! Mama, Papa! - No! No! This is our sacrifice to make.
Let go.
Let go! You cannot do this! Don't be sad, my children.
Be proud.
You have grown in love and strength beyond what your father and I could ever imagine.
[SOBBING.]
We can't lose you, not again.
[SOBBING.]
Please, please, let us The fact that you are willing to sacrifice yourself for this world proves you are ready to take on this throne of ours, my son.
Be brave, be true, and be kind to each other.
This ends now! For the royals! Varvatos! We will always love you.
[CORANDA.]
My remarkable children.
[CANNON CHARGES.]
[MORANDO'S LASER CHARGES.]
- No, no, no! - No! [BOTH GRUNT.]
For Mama and Papa! [AJA.]
Ya! [AJA AND KREL SHOUTING.]
[MORANDO SHOUTING.]
Varvatos! [PANTING.]
No! So, this is a glorious No, no, no.
No, not like this, no! Hold on, Varvatos.
Hold on.
My glorious warrior - I'm I'm sorry.
- [SOBBING.]
No, no.
I-I'm not losing you.
[BREATH HITCHES.]
Forget a hero's death.
You deserve a long and glorious life.
I am your queen! And I order you not to die! [SOBBING.]
Varvatos is yours to command, my liege.
- Varvatos! - Yes! You know, I think he's going to make it.
Izita, we require medical assistance.
Oh [LAUGHS.]
bellissima! - [LAUGHS.]
- No hugs.
[ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING.]
- [PHONE BUZZES.]
- Toby, please tell me you're okay.
- [PEOPLE CHEERING.]
- Don't worry, everyone's fine.
Turns out Akiridions and those bunny dudes are real good at killing robots.
Plus, they're super into Eli.
- Oh.
Yeah! [LAUGHS.]
- [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING.]
[TOBY.]
I know you all came here tonight to see a totally awesomesauce sci-fi epic but first, Aja and Krel Tarron our friends, classmates and our real-life intergalactic heroes.
- [APPLAUSE.]
- [GASPS.]
He said both of us, little brother.
This is all you.
Go.
- [SPOTLIGHT CREAKS.]
- [GASPS.]
- Hi.
[GASPS.]
- [MIC FEEDBACK RINGS.]
- [CROWD MURMURS.]
- Oh.
[CHUCKLES.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Hi.
[CHUCKLES.]
My name is Aja Tarron of House Tarron, and I want to tell you a story.
It's a good story.
It is very lively, - with lots of humors and excitements.
- [MIC FEEDBACK RINGS.]
It begins someplace very, very, very far from here on an entirely different planet called Akiridion-5.
And this is what we really look like there.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE.]
My brother and I were forced to leave our home.
We are not like you, but we are like you.
And you welcomed us, and your world became our world.
We made many, many friends.
And together, we embarked on adventures we'll never forget.
And that inspired this little movie.
[TOBY.]
Epic! This epic movie! [TOBY NARRATOR.]
Oh, my! An evil galactic rocket man! But have no fear, DJ Kleb is here.
It's Kleb or Alive, The Adventures of Captain DJ Kleb: Intergalactic Man of Mystery and weekend DJ: Episode Four.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Presented in Super Domzalskiscope.
[IMITATES CHIME.]
So, are you going back? Yes, but you can come with.
How would you like to be the first Earthen ambassador to Akiridion-5? Aja, my ninja-kicking angel, you're the greatest [SNIFFING.]
strangest girl I've ever met, but my family's here.
I understand.
We will just do long distance.
Very long distance, my blond oaf.
I'll go, I'll go! I'll be the ambassador! Pick me, pick me! What will you tell your parents? That I'm studying abroad, in Cantaloupia.
[ALL LAUGH.]
All of Earth thanks you, Captain DJ Kleb.
Warrior Princess, you saved us.
But now, we understand you must return to your home planet.
[AJA.]
Yes, but you, our new friends, will always be in our cores.
Before we all go, snickerdoodles and trail mix for the journey.
Oh, I'm gonna miss you kids so, so, so much.
You gotta promise to transmit and email and call.
Are postcards still a thing on Akiridion-5? If they are, send one.
[CHUCKLES.]
[KREL SNIFFLES.]
You were right, Aja.
[EXHALES.]
We made a lot of friends on this mudball.
Little brother All my friends are here.
[KREL INHALES, CHUCKLES.]
This is my home.
I-I know.
The humans and this planet are lucky to have you.
Yes! DJ Kleb is staying in the house! - Oh, yeah! - [ALL CHEERING.]
Unpack the bags, Lucy.
We're staying on the mudball, too.
- You can say that again! - [BOTH LAUGH.]
- You'll be okay without me? - Of course.
Now we will both be home.
[WHOOSHING.]
[VEX.]
Many moons from now, when Varvatos' bones groan, and his blood slows to a crawl, and he sees the twilight of his life, there would be no greater honor nothing more glorious for Vex than to have you by his side.
[KISSES.]
But I am the royals' guardian and I must go back and stand by her side.
I know you can't stay, but is there oxygen up there? There is, in abundance.
Then when Toby-pie leaves for college, make room for one more! - [GASPS.]
You mean it? - Now kiss me, you big, blue lug! [SMOOCHING.]
[FOO-FOOS.]
Foo-foo! Foo-foo! [TOBY AND AAARRRGGHH CHUCKLE.]
[FOO-FOO.]
Foo-foo! Foo-foo! [ELI.]
Yes, all right! I call shotgun! - [LUUG BARKING.]
- [GASPS.]
Come here, boy! - [LUUG COOING.]
- [LAUGHS.]
After you, my queen.
About that I'll have to come up with my own title.
Glorious.
[WHIMPERS.]
Come on, Steve.
Get it together.
[SOBS.]
Why do these things always end in tearful goodbyes? [STEVE SOBBING.]
- [GRUNTS.]
- Come on, Luug.
We're going home.
Man, rest of this summer's gonna eat farts.
Yeah, it is kinda hard to top destroying an alien god.
Wingman did good.
Proud.
But I lost my butt-stomping, ninja-space-angel girlfriend and my Creep Slaying partner in the same afternoon.
I felt like that after Jim and Claire and everybody left on their quest.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're talking about my problems here, buttsnack.
- [CAT SCREECHES.]
- [BOYS SCREAM.]
Cat.
Yum.
Ooh! Hey, lil' guy! You lost? Beware.
You, you are in grave danger.
Whoa! A cat with glasses! The cat just talked and you're focused on its eyewear? I've seen aliens, creeps and trolls, Domzalski.
So, yeah, I'd like to know why the talking cat's wearing glasses.
Bad eyesight.
Not cat, familiar.
Familiar? [LAUGHS.]
No way! I'd remember if I met a cat with glasses.
No.
Wizard assistant.
Assistant? That's very offensive.
I am a wizard associate, thank you very much.
Now, come with me, or the worst will come to pass.
Hey, are you threatening me, pussycat? No.
I'm warning you.
Put simply, the world as you know it is about to end.
Meow.
Wha Ah, not again! [SHOUTING.]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]