Bunnicula (2016) s02e13 Episode Script
Goat Story
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[laughing]
[Bunnicula snoring]
-[screaming]
-[dinosaur roaring]
Mina!
So anyway, I says to Patches,
"My eyes are up here."
[screaming]
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[laughs] Did you get it?
-[Jimbo] Yeah! Sweet.
-[girl] Oh, yeah.
-[kids laugh]
-[all sigh]
[dinosaur whirs]
Seventy million years ago,
the Tyrannosaurus rex,
or tyrant lizard, walked the earth.
The T. rex's teeth would often grow
to 12 inches in length.
You could say it had a mouth full of feet.
[chuckling]
[continues chuckling]
You dragged us out here to see Mina
get eaten by a mechanical dinosaur?
The vegetation preserved in this amber
is millions of years old
and still it doesn't use a cane.
[chuckles]
[sighs, then clears throat]
Scientists have attempted to extract
the DNA from the Jurassic period plant
to clone a living dinosaur,
but they still haven't been successful.
Now if you'll follow me this way
you'll see that
Aah!
Nope. Sorry, Bunnicula, you're not
gonna eat fossilized vegetables.
Besides, that thing's
way past its expiration date.
Yeah, so maybe you better hurry up
and eat it before it gets more expired.
Do I even need to tell you
that it's a terrible idea?
You probably don't need to,
but I think you like doing it,
and that's okay with me.
Yeah, okay, well, let's go home already.
Bunnicula, come on.
Bunnicula?
[speaks gibberish]
Bunnicula, you get back down here.
[speaks indistinctly]
There, you see? You can't have it.
Of course.
[slurping]
[stomach rumbling]
[groans]
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no!
No, no, no!
[wails] No, no, no!
[roars]
[yawning]
-Huh?
-Ha, ha!
Hey, Bunnicula, Chester here thought you
were turning into some type of monster.
[laughs]
Yeah, okay, Harold,
that's enough fun and games for tonight.
Can we go home now? Come on, Bunnicula.
Hey, Bunnicula?
[groans] We don't have time for this.
Come on, stop joking around.
[gasps]
[yelling]
Wow, what a neat trick.
That's no trick, Harold,
it looks like Bunnicula's shed his skin.
That means he's transformed
into [gulps] something else.
-We have to find him.
-But where could he be?
[thudding]
-[Jimbo] Hey, mister museum man.
-[girl] See you tonight, Jimbo. Thanks.
Bye children.
Try and come back again soon
before the next ice age.
They got it.
[whistling]
Well, another exciting day
comes to an end.
Now off to my night job.
[whistling]
[thudding and clanging]
[Harold farts]
[Chester] Oh, Harold, seriously?
Sorry, Chester, there's just something
about these small spaces.
[grumbling]
[grunting] Move aside, will you?
Let me lead.
[vent creaking]
[guard] What in tarnation?
[gasps]
That missing link
looks like it's missing a few links.
[chuckles]
That was too close.
-Let's find Bunnicula and get out of here.
-[Bunnicula purring]
I think we found Bunnicula.
[snarling]
[both panting]
[screeching]
[Chester] This way.
[Bunnicula roaring]
-[screeching]
-[yelps] Run!
[Bunnicula continues screeching]
[Chester and Harold panting]
[pants] I knew he shouldn't have eaten
that prehistoric plant.
We'll have to wait here
until it wears off.
-[gasps] Pretty.
-Of course.
[banging]
-[gasping]
-[Harold whimpers]
[knocks on door]
[Bunnicula speaks indistinctly]
-Oh, hey, it's Bunnicula.
-No, Harold, don't open the door.
[roaring]
[Harold and Chester panting]
[screams]
[stand clanging]
Oh, no.
Great.
[screeching]
-Cool.
-Not cool.
[laughing]
I wonder what else
Bunnicula can turn into.
-What?
-Hey, Bunnicula.
-Catch.
-No!
[Bunnicula slurping]
[roaring]
Quick, try a different one.
[Bunnicula roaring]
-Better?
-Nope.
[grunting]
[growls]
-[Harold yelps]
-Nope.
[cawing]
[Chester yells]
[Bunnicula slurps]
[moans]
Whoa. Bunnicula didn't even recognize us.
I know. Let's just keep him trapped
in this room until that stuff wears off.
[stomping]
[rumbling]
[roaring]
-Cool.
-Not good.
[roaring]
[Chester yelping]
[Harold and Chester panting]
No! There's nowhere left to run.
-[stomping]
-Aah! Jump, Harold.
[both yell]
[both scream]
[roars]
Not good, not good.
[stomping]
[roars]
I have an idea.
[roars]
Sorry, Bunnicula, the museum's closed.
On my command, Harold.
Atomic tailspin!
Ramming speed!
-[Bunnicula roars]
-[gasps]
Harold, mega-kick!
Not good.
Super punch!
-[whirring]
-[grunting]
Yeah, you like
[continues grunting]
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[roars]
[slurps]
[gibbering]
Got him. Now we can go home.
-[guard] Who's there?
-[gasps] Beat it.
Yeesh.
Well, no better time to get
to my next job.
Hey, I'm a regular Jurassic janitor.
[chuckling]
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[laughing]
[Bunnicula snoring]
-[screaming]
-[dinosaur roaring]
Mina!
So anyway, I says to Patches,
"My eyes are up here."
[screaming]
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[laughs] Did you get it?
-[Jimbo] Yeah! Sweet.
-[girl] Oh, yeah.
-[kids laugh]
-[all sigh]
[dinosaur whirs]
Seventy million years ago,
the Tyrannosaurus rex,
or tyrant lizard, walked the earth.
The T. rex's teeth would often grow
to 12 inches in length.
You could say it had a mouth full of feet.
[chuckling]
[continues chuckling]
You dragged us out here to see Mina
get eaten by a mechanical dinosaur?
The vegetation preserved in this amber
is millions of years old
and still it doesn't use a cane.
[chuckles]
[sighs, then clears throat]
Scientists have attempted to extract
the DNA from the Jurassic period plant
to clone a living dinosaur,
but they still haven't been successful.
Now if you'll follow me this way
you'll see that
Aah!
Nope. Sorry, Bunnicula, you're not
gonna eat fossilized vegetables.
Besides, that thing's
way past its expiration date.
Yeah, so maybe you better hurry up
and eat it before it gets more expired.
Do I even need to tell you
that it's a terrible idea?
You probably don't need to,
but I think you like doing it,
and that's okay with me.
Yeah, okay, well, let's go home already.
Bunnicula, come on.
Bunnicula?
[speaks gibberish]
Bunnicula, you get back down here.
[speaks indistinctly]
There, you see? You can't have it.
Of course.
[slurping]
[stomach rumbling]
[groans]
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no!
No, no, no!
[wails] No, no, no!
[roars]
[yawning]
-Huh?
-Ha, ha!
Hey, Bunnicula, Chester here thought you
were turning into some type of monster.
[laughs]
Yeah, okay, Harold,
that's enough fun and games for tonight.
Can we go home now? Come on, Bunnicula.
Hey, Bunnicula?
[groans] We don't have time for this.
Come on, stop joking around.
[gasps]
[yelling]
Wow, what a neat trick.
That's no trick, Harold,
it looks like Bunnicula's shed his skin.
That means he's transformed
into [gulps] something else.
-We have to find him.
-But where could he be?
[thudding]
-[Jimbo] Hey, mister museum man.
-[girl] See you tonight, Jimbo. Thanks.
Bye children.
Try and come back again soon
before the next ice age.
They got it.
[whistling]
Well, another exciting day
comes to an end.
Now off to my night job.
[whistling]
[thudding and clanging]
[Harold farts]
[Chester] Oh, Harold, seriously?
Sorry, Chester, there's just something
about these small spaces.
[grumbling]
[grunting] Move aside, will you?
Let me lead.
[vent creaking]
[guard] What in tarnation?
[gasps]
That missing link
looks like it's missing a few links.
[chuckles]
That was too close.
-Let's find Bunnicula and get out of here.
-[Bunnicula purring]
I think we found Bunnicula.
[snarling]
[both panting]
[screeching]
[Chester] This way.
[Bunnicula roaring]
-[screeching]
-[yelps] Run!
[Bunnicula continues screeching]
[Chester and Harold panting]
[pants] I knew he shouldn't have eaten
that prehistoric plant.
We'll have to wait here
until it wears off.
-[gasps] Pretty.
-Of course.
[banging]
-[gasping]
-[Harold whimpers]
[knocks on door]
[Bunnicula speaks indistinctly]
-Oh, hey, it's Bunnicula.
-No, Harold, don't open the door.
[roaring]
[Harold and Chester panting]
[screams]
[stand clanging]
Oh, no.
Great.
[screeching]
-Cool.
-Not cool.
[laughing]
I wonder what else
Bunnicula can turn into.
-What?
-Hey, Bunnicula.
-Catch.
-No!
[Bunnicula slurping]
[roaring]
Quick, try a different one.
[Bunnicula roaring]
-Better?
-Nope.
[grunting]
[growls]
-[Harold yelps]
-Nope.
[cawing]
[Chester yells]
[Bunnicula slurps]
[moans]
Whoa. Bunnicula didn't even recognize us.
I know. Let's just keep him trapped
in this room until that stuff wears off.
[stomping]
[rumbling]
[roaring]
-Cool.
-Not good.
[roaring]
[Chester yelping]
[Harold and Chester panting]
No! There's nowhere left to run.
-[stomping]
-Aah! Jump, Harold.
[both yell]
[both scream]
[roars]
Not good, not good.
[stomping]
[roars]
I have an idea.
[roars]
Sorry, Bunnicula, the museum's closed.
On my command, Harold.
Atomic tailspin!
Ramming speed!
-[Bunnicula roars]
-[gasps]
Harold, mega-kick!
Not good.
Super punch!
-[whirring]
-[grunting]
Yeah, you like
[continues grunting]
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[roars]
[slurps]
[gibbering]
Got him. Now we can go home.
-[guard] Who's there?
-[gasps] Beat it.
Yeesh.
Well, no better time to get
to my next job.
Hey, I'm a regular Jurassic janitor.
[chuckling]
[closing theme playing]