Dragon Ball (1986) s02e13 Episode Script
The Grand Finals
The Final Round!! Kamehame-Ha P- pardon me a sec, let me through! Ah, Oolong, did you find the Turtle Hermit? Uh-uh, it's no use.
It's impossible with all these crowds! Oh, well.
He's probably watching from somewhere.
So then, before we get underway, let's interview these two.
One-two, one-two, one-two Contestant Son Goku, what do you think are your prospects for winning this match? Prospects? What's that? What I mean is, do you believe that you can win? I don't know that.
All I do is go as hard as I can.
I see! A most practical answer, befitting such a youngster, indeed! It is this same unselfishness that must have allowed him to win his way this far! Well now, next, let's inquire of Contestant Jackie Chun.
I believe that in contrast to Contestant Son, we can expect more austere words from him.
Contestant Jackie! Do you have any ideas for strategy in this match? Erm Huh? H- he's asleep Contestant Jackie Chun What confidence he must have! Or perhaps, he is just taking a simple elderly man's nap.
Can Goku win, I wonder Now that we know that that old man is not Muten Roshi, it's at least hopeful that he can win.
But still, both of us were easily beaten by that old man.
It's just about time Mm-hmm I slept well I won't hold back on you! The same goes for me! Final round, begin! Oh, my! Contestant Jackie suddenly lunges forward! He has taken the offensive! T- this is bad! He'll lose by ringout! He can't use Kinto Un! It's prohibited! Fool! That's what you get for relaxing after just avoiding an attack! That's why they say that carelessness is your greatest enemy! Even so, I didn't think I would win so easily.
I shouldn't have been so worried.
This is a tight spot! What should I do? Peace! Peace! I've gone and won! T- this was an unexpectedly disappointing match.
It is decided that the win goes to he who has lived many years building up his body, Contestant Jackie Chun! Well, naturally.
He lost.
That old man was too strong after all.
Incomparably so H- hey, over there! What, what? What's the matter? I- it's Goku! He hasn't lost by ringout! Yay!! W- what!? H-how!? Goku! He's back! W- what's this!? Oh, my, my! Incredibly, Contestant Son is spinning his tail around, and flying like a helicopter! Too bad for you! So you barely escaped because of your tail, huh? You've got the devil's own luck! I thought I might use the Kamehame-Ha to fly, like you did, old man, but then I decided to save that for last! How impudent of you! There's no way you can do a Kamehame-Ha as well as me! Oh, yes I can! What was that!? You're making light of my Kamehame-Ha, aren't you? In that case, I'll show you the power of the Kamehame-Ha I spent so many years to develop! Huh? Old Man Turtle Hermit is the one who created the Kamehame-Ha, ain't he? T- t-that's right! Sure enough, it is the Turtle Hermit's technique! But you just said you spent many years developing it, didn't you? Well, now, you see, mine has some improvement made to it! What kind? You are quite the pesky little brat! You couldn't handle it, in any case! Let's see, about mine, now First, you do this Then like this! Got that? Then, you stick out your chest, and go like this One, two, three, four How's that? Get that? Kame ha me Ka me ha me HA!! HA!! T- that's impossible! A counter-Kamehame-Ha! I can do it too! U- unbelievable! For him to hold back my Kamehame-Ha with his Kamehame-Ha! You did it! Cool, Son-kun! You're keeping up with the old guy! Yahoo! T- this is a surprise! The Kamehame-Ha, which it was said could only be performed by Muten Roshi, has another master, besides Contestant Jackie Chun! Incredible, incredible, incredible! What an astounding child! I- I never thought he would be this good! Going after Goku frivolously is indeed dangerous! I'll have to think up a strategy during the commercial! A breathtaking conflict is unfolding before us here in the final round! Up until now, it has been an utterly evenly matched fight! No on the contrary, there is a sense that Contestant Son Goku, who appears to be fighting so happily, is enjoying some leeway! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What kind of attack are you going to do next? You are not being charming! If you're going to go so far as to say that, then you can take this technique on! What, that technique again? You're all one pattern, huh, old man? Your real location is over here! Too bad for you! Goku! Double Zanzo-ken! Had enough? Here now, begin the count, would you? Right.
1 2 3 4 If he can get up after taking my kick, then he's really something else.
8 That was quite a start! H- he looks like he's completely fine! All right, I'm going to do it too! Why, you lousy monkey-see, monkey-do boy! If all you do is imitate my techniques, do you think I won't be able to see through them? So you're able to perform a double Zanzo-ken technique after all, huh? You fool, I already know what you're about to do! You're here!! Over here! Triple Zanzo-ken! That was pretty good just now, huh? Right? Why, you! What are you thinking, hammering your master's head like that! How are you my master, old man? My master is the Turtle Hermit! T- that's right, isn't it? I had it all wrong! You said some strange things before, too W- what's that? What with the eyes full of doubt? I figured it out! Old man, you're one of the Turtle Hermit's relatives, right? The secret is out, is it? No wonder I thought your face looked so similar! Look here As you can see, it's true! The truth is, I'm his cousin! Y'know? But this is no time to be laughing! You're pretty good, kid! In that case, how about this? Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! W- what's this? What's the matter? Uh-oh, what could be the matter? Contestant Jackie has suddenly become intoxicated! Could yesterday's sake have started taking its effect on him today? Hey, are you okay? What are you doing!? That hurt! There's no helping you! Is that? D- don't be fooled, Goku! That's the Sui-ken technique, where you pretend to be drunk and attack! Sui-ken? Have you finally caught on, now? So that's it.
That's a technique my dead Grandpa was really good at.
That was awfully dirty, doing it all of a sudden! Whew, you sure got me! Oh, my! It looks like a simple technique, but it appears to be steadily having its effect.
Here we go! A-clappity clap clap! What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's Clappity clap clap! A-clappity clap clap! Oh, dear! Contestant Jackie is clapping is hands and dancing all alone! Dammit! Here we go! Here we go! Yoo-hoo-hoo! This is trouble! Contestant Son is starting to stagger! This Sui-ken technique at least can't be imitated by you, since you're still a minor, and have never been drunk before! He's had it now, huh? That old man is just too strong! Let's see now, isn't it about time we finish this match? W- what's this? Are you running away? That's so atypical of you! A- are you crying? W- what's this!? W- why, you bouncing around like a monkey! It's the Monkey-ken technique, after all! Pretty good! Way to go!! You don't suppose? He might be able to take him! It's an incredible exchange of techniques! This is a fantastic battle, worthy of the final round! However, at this point, Contestant Son has been able to stay one step ahead, no matter what happens, which has proved to make for a somewhat difficult fight for Contestant Jackie! Get carried away with yourself, will you? All right You are going to lose, but it's not going to be at all easy on you W- what? Contestant Jackie is already declaring victory! Exactly what kind of dreadful technique will be leaping forth from those mysterious hands? The counterstrike of Jackie Chun, who is also Muten Roshi, has begun.
Will Goku be able to stand it? minouhse
It's impossible with all these crowds! Oh, well.
He's probably watching from somewhere.
So then, before we get underway, let's interview these two.
One-two, one-two, one-two Contestant Son Goku, what do you think are your prospects for winning this match? Prospects? What's that? What I mean is, do you believe that you can win? I don't know that.
All I do is go as hard as I can.
I see! A most practical answer, befitting such a youngster, indeed! It is this same unselfishness that must have allowed him to win his way this far! Well now, next, let's inquire of Contestant Jackie Chun.
I believe that in contrast to Contestant Son, we can expect more austere words from him.
Contestant Jackie! Do you have any ideas for strategy in this match? Erm Huh? H- he's asleep Contestant Jackie Chun What confidence he must have! Or perhaps, he is just taking a simple elderly man's nap.
Can Goku win, I wonder Now that we know that that old man is not Muten Roshi, it's at least hopeful that he can win.
But still, both of us were easily beaten by that old man.
It's just about time Mm-hmm I slept well I won't hold back on you! The same goes for me! Final round, begin! Oh, my! Contestant Jackie suddenly lunges forward! He has taken the offensive! T- this is bad! He'll lose by ringout! He can't use Kinto Un! It's prohibited! Fool! That's what you get for relaxing after just avoiding an attack! That's why they say that carelessness is your greatest enemy! Even so, I didn't think I would win so easily.
I shouldn't have been so worried.
This is a tight spot! What should I do? Peace! Peace! I've gone and won! T- this was an unexpectedly disappointing match.
It is decided that the win goes to he who has lived many years building up his body, Contestant Jackie Chun! Well, naturally.
He lost.
That old man was too strong after all.
Incomparably so H- hey, over there! What, what? What's the matter? I- it's Goku! He hasn't lost by ringout! Yay!! W- what!? H-how!? Goku! He's back! W- what's this!? Oh, my, my! Incredibly, Contestant Son is spinning his tail around, and flying like a helicopter! Too bad for you! So you barely escaped because of your tail, huh? You've got the devil's own luck! I thought I might use the Kamehame-Ha to fly, like you did, old man, but then I decided to save that for last! How impudent of you! There's no way you can do a Kamehame-Ha as well as me! Oh, yes I can! What was that!? You're making light of my Kamehame-Ha, aren't you? In that case, I'll show you the power of the Kamehame-Ha I spent so many years to develop! Huh? Old Man Turtle Hermit is the one who created the Kamehame-Ha, ain't he? T- t-that's right! Sure enough, it is the Turtle Hermit's technique! But you just said you spent many years developing it, didn't you? Well, now, you see, mine has some improvement made to it! What kind? You are quite the pesky little brat! You couldn't handle it, in any case! Let's see, about mine, now First, you do this Then like this! Got that? Then, you stick out your chest, and go like this One, two, three, four How's that? Get that? Kame ha me Ka me ha me HA!! HA!! T- that's impossible! A counter-Kamehame-Ha! I can do it too! U- unbelievable! For him to hold back my Kamehame-Ha with his Kamehame-Ha! You did it! Cool, Son-kun! You're keeping up with the old guy! Yahoo! T- this is a surprise! The Kamehame-Ha, which it was said could only be performed by Muten Roshi, has another master, besides Contestant Jackie Chun! Incredible, incredible, incredible! What an astounding child! I- I never thought he would be this good! Going after Goku frivolously is indeed dangerous! I'll have to think up a strategy during the commercial! A breathtaking conflict is unfolding before us here in the final round! Up until now, it has been an utterly evenly matched fight! No on the contrary, there is a sense that Contestant Son Goku, who appears to be fighting so happily, is enjoying some leeway! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What kind of attack are you going to do next? You are not being charming! If you're going to go so far as to say that, then you can take this technique on! What, that technique again? You're all one pattern, huh, old man? Your real location is over here! Too bad for you! Goku! Double Zanzo-ken! Had enough? Here now, begin the count, would you? Right.
1 2 3 4 If he can get up after taking my kick, then he's really something else.
8 That was quite a start! H- he looks like he's completely fine! All right, I'm going to do it too! Why, you lousy monkey-see, monkey-do boy! If all you do is imitate my techniques, do you think I won't be able to see through them? So you're able to perform a double Zanzo-ken technique after all, huh? You fool, I already know what you're about to do! You're here!! Over here! Triple Zanzo-ken! That was pretty good just now, huh? Right? Why, you! What are you thinking, hammering your master's head like that! How are you my master, old man? My master is the Turtle Hermit! T- that's right, isn't it? I had it all wrong! You said some strange things before, too W- what's that? What with the eyes full of doubt? I figured it out! Old man, you're one of the Turtle Hermit's relatives, right? The secret is out, is it? No wonder I thought your face looked so similar! Look here As you can see, it's true! The truth is, I'm his cousin! Y'know? But this is no time to be laughing! You're pretty good, kid! In that case, how about this? Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! W- what's this? What's the matter? Uh-oh, what could be the matter? Contestant Jackie has suddenly become intoxicated! Could yesterday's sake have started taking its effect on him today? Hey, are you okay? What are you doing!? That hurt! There's no helping you! Is that? D- don't be fooled, Goku! That's the Sui-ken technique, where you pretend to be drunk and attack! Sui-ken? Have you finally caught on, now? So that's it.
That's a technique my dead Grandpa was really good at.
That was awfully dirty, doing it all of a sudden! Whew, you sure got me! Oh, my! It looks like a simple technique, but it appears to be steadily having its effect.
Here we go! A-clappity clap clap! What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? What's Clappity clap clap! A-clappity clap clap! Oh, dear! Contestant Jackie is clapping is hands and dancing all alone! Dammit! Here we go! Here we go! Yoo-hoo-hoo! This is trouble! Contestant Son is starting to stagger! This Sui-ken technique at least can't be imitated by you, since you're still a minor, and have never been drunk before! He's had it now, huh? That old man is just too strong! Let's see now, isn't it about time we finish this match? W- what's this? Are you running away? That's so atypical of you! A- are you crying? W- what's this!? W- why, you bouncing around like a monkey! It's the Monkey-ken technique, after all! Pretty good! Way to go!! You don't suppose? He might be able to take him! It's an incredible exchange of techniques! This is a fantastic battle, worthy of the final round! However, at this point, Contestant Son has been able to stay one step ahead, no matter what happens, which has proved to make for a somewhat difficult fight for Contestant Jackie! Get carried away with yourself, will you? All right You are going to lose, but it's not going to be at all easy on you W- what? Contestant Jackie is already declaring victory! Exactly what kind of dreadful technique will be leaping forth from those mysterious hands? The counterstrike of Jackie Chun, who is also Muten Roshi, has begun.
Will Goku be able to stand it? minouhse