Dragons: Riders of Berk s02e13 Episode Script

- LET'S GO, BUD.
[Toothless roars.]
[heroic music.]
- YEAH.
- WOW.
- COOL.
- WOW.
- WOW, NICE.
- HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
- WHOO-HOO! - GUYS, CAN YOU PLEASE PUT A LID ON IT? LOOKING FOR THE SCREAMING DEATH? LOW PROFILE? REMEMBER THE MEETING? - YEAH, BUT WE HAD OUR OWN MEETING.
OOH! DANGEROUS POINTY ROCKS.
[both laughing.]
- HOW DID WE GET STUCK WITH THESE TWO? - WELL, IT WAS THEM OR SNOTLOUT.
- HMM, POINT TAKEN.
- OKAY, NOTHING UNUSUAL ON DRAGON ISLAND.
YOU SEE ANYTHING? HEY! THE ISLAND IS DOWN THERE.
- BUT YOUR EYES ARE UP HERE.
[Stormfly purrs.]
- WHAT? WHAT IS IT? - I JUST FIND IT INTERESTING THAT YOU CHOSE ME TO BE YOUR PARTNER ON THE SCREAMING DEATH PATROL, HMM? - HICCUP HAD FIRST PICK.
AND SECOND PICK.
- HEY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BELIEVE, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.
POINT IS, HERE WE ARE.
TOGETHER.
ALONE.
- NOT ALONE ENOUGH.
- I THINK SHE'S DIGGIN' ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? AAH! - OH, GREAT.
CHANGEWING ISLAND.
- OKAY, GUYS, QUICK REFRESHER.
ISLAND FULL OF ILL-TEMPERED, HIGHLY TERRITORIAL, AND VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE DRAGONS.
- SO WE SHOULD BUZZ 'EM! - REALLY RILE 'EM UP.
- I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF KEEPING OUR DISTANCE.
- [laughing.]
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
[distant roaring.]
THAT I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF.
- ME NEITHER.
BUT WE STILL NEED TO CHECK IT OUT.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "KEEP OUR DISTANCE" POLICY? [Scauldron roars.]
- WHOA, THAT'S A SCAULDRON.
- WH-WHAT'S IT DOING ON LAND? - CATCHING SOME RAYS? - TAKING SOME ALONE TIME? - LUCKY DRAGON.
- HMM, OR MAYBE IT'S WAITING FOR UNSUSPECTING DRAGON RIDERS TO GET TOO CLOSE SO IT CAN BLAST THEM WITH ITS SCALDING HOT WATER.
OH, JUST LOVELY.
[Scauldron roaring.]
- ACTUALLY, I THINK HE MAY BE HURT.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
[Scauldron hisses.]
- WHOA, HE IS HUGE.
- HE COULD EAT ME IN, LIKE, ONE BITE.
- LET'S SEE.
[grunts.]
[Scauldron roars.]
- [laughs.]
[grunts.]
OR MAYBE NOT.
- HICCUP, LOOK! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN EARTHQUAKE.
AND BEFORE HE COULD GET BACK TO THE WATER, HIS WING GOT PINNED.
[Scauldron roaring.]
- A TIDAL CLASS DRAGON CAN'T STAY OUT OF THE WATER FOR VERY LONG.
IF ITS SKIN DRIES ALL THE WAY OUT WE HAVE TO HELP HIM.
- PERHAPS I NEED TO REMIND YOU SCAULDRON AND BOILING, POISONOUS DEATH THAT WAY.
CHANGEWINGS AND ACID-SPITTING INVISIBLE DEATH THAT WAY.
[twigs snapping.]
- [whimpers.]
[leaves rustle.]
[both laugh.]
- COME ON OUT, FISHLEGS.
IT'S JUST THE TWINS.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT A CHANGEWING DISGUISED AS US? - GUYS, COME ON.
WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO FREE THAT SCAULDRON.
WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM WITHOUT TRYING.
- UH, SURE WE CAN.
WE HAVE DRAGONS.
WE CAN JUST FLY AWAY.
[Toothless purrs.]
- YOU GUYS KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR CHANGEWINGS.
TOOTHLESS AND I WILL SEE IF WE CAN HELP HIM.
- YEAH, FEEL FREE.
- KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
- YEAH, DIBS ON TOOTHLESS IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK.
[Scauldron roars.]
[Toothless roars.]
- IT'S OKAY, BUD.
I'LL BE FINE.
[soothing.]
HEY, PAL.
HOW'D YOU GET YOURSELF INTO THIS MESS? [Scauldron roars.]
OKAY, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT REALLY IMPORTANT.
WHAT--WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS US GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? [Scauldron boiling, steaming.]
[screams.]
[scream echoes.]
[Changewings hiss.]
[Scauldron roaring.]
OKAY.
NOT THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
GANG, IDEAS? - I HAVE AN IDEA.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF BREAD CAME ALREADY SLICED? THEN YOU COULD ENJOY IT A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME.
- THINK OF THE SANDWICHES YOU COULD MAKE! - GUYS, PLEASE.
CAN WE FOCUS? SCAULDRON.
- I SAY WE JUST BLAST THOSE BOULDERS OFF HIS WING.
- THAT'S TOO BIG A RISK.
WE MIGHT HURT HIM MORE.
- OKAY.
WHAT IF WE JUST BLAST THOSE BOULDERS OFF HIS WING? - WE NEED TO LET THE SCAULDRON KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
- MAYBE IF WE GOT HIM WET IT MIGHT CALM HIM DOWN.
- YEAH, IT'S WORTH A TRY.
- OR WE COULD BLA-- - DON'T SAY IT.
[dramatic music.]
NOW! - BATH TIME! GET YOUR LEATHER DUCKIES READY! [Scauldron roars.]
[all scream.]
- AAH! - WHOA! - [grunts, crashes.]
- OKAY, SO THE IDEA WAS TO GET THE DRAGON WET.
- ON THE UPSIDE, BEING WET HAS MADE ME FEEL CALMER.
- JUST MADE ME FEEL WETTER.
- SO WHAT NEXT? - WELL, I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.
- WELL - THAT DON'T INVOLVE BLASTING BOULDERS OFF OF WINGS.
- NEVER MIND.
- FISHLEGS? - IF IT WON'T LET US HELP IT, WHAT CAN WE DO? - THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING.
[Scauldron roars.]
[roar echoes.]
- HICCUP, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DRAGONS.
BUT A WILD SCAULDRON IS-- WELL, IT'S ABOUT AS WILD AS THEY GET.
MAYBE--MAYBE THIS IS JUST ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHEN NATURE JUST HAS TO TAKE ITS COURSE.
- YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN I DRANK THAT SOUR YAK MILK AND GAVE RUFFNUT THE "SMOKY VIKING"? - HE MEANS IF THE SCAULDRON WON'T LET US HELP, THEN, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO WITHOUT ENDANGERING OURSELVES OR OUR DRAGONS.
I'MSORRY.
WHOA! WHOA.
[Scauldron squawks.]
- WHAT--WHAT IS IT, BUD? [grunts.]
- [grunts.]
[Meatlug grunts.]
- WHAT'S WRONG, GIRL? WHAT IS IT? I DON'T THINK THE DRAGONS WANT US TO LEAVE EITHER.
- JUST SHOW THEM WHO THE BOSS IS! WATCH AND LEARN.
[both scream.]
- [grunts.]
- [grunts.]
[Scauldron growls.]
- [tremblingly.]
HEY.
[Scauldron roars.]
[Scauldron roars.]
- RUFFNUT, DO NOT MOVE.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, HICCUP, YOU HAVE MY FULL ATTENTION.
[Scauldron growls.]
- [grunting.]
- WHOA! GUYS! SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
- WHAT'S IT DOING? - I THINK IT'S SMELLING HER.
- [laughs.]
HEY, RUFFNUT, LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GOT A DATE THAT'S AS UGLY AS YOU! - MAYBE IT'S FINALLY GONNA LET US HELP.
[Scauldron roars.]
- OR NOT.
[Scauldron sniffing.]
- WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER HAIR THAT THE DRAGON LIKES SO MUCH? - [stammers.]
MAYBE IT'S THE COLOR OF ITS MOTHER'S HAIR.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, DOES IT? SORRY, I'M STILL TERRIFIED FROM WHAT JUST ALMOST HAPPENED.
- WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE HER SMELLY OLD HAIR? IT'S FULL OF FISH OIL.
- RUFFNUT, DO YOU PUT FISH OIL IN YOUR HAIR? - DUH! HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I CAN GET THIS GREASY, UNWASHED LOOK? - OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
- N-N-NO.
IT MAKES SENSE.
SCAULDRONS ARE OCEAN-DWELLING DRAGONS.
MAYBE THE SMELL OF FISH REMINDS 'EM OF HOME.
- HEY, IF THE SMELL OF RUFFNUT'S HAIR KEEPS THAT DRAGON CALM GANG, THAT'S OUR WAY IN.
- HICCUP'S LATE FOR ANOTHER RENDEZVOUS.
[sarcastic.]
WHAT A SURPRISE.
YOU DON'T SEE THEM, DO YOU? - ALL I SEE IS THAT WE'RE ALONE.
AGAIN.
COINCIDENCE? PERHAPS.
- ARE YOU FOR REAL? - OH, YEAH.
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO REAL.
HAD TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY, BABE.
EVERY WEEK WE FACE BERSERKERS, OUTCASTS, SCREAMING DEATHS.
THE DANGER WAS BOUND TO BRING US TOGETHER, ASTRID.
- YOU'VE BEEN FLYING IN THE THIN AIR AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU? [claps her hand in his.]
LIFE: SO FRAGILE.
LIKE YOUR[screams.]
[knuckles crack.]
- AND SO'S YOUR ARM.
- [groans.]
- LET'S GO FIND HICCUP AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE HE'S GOTTEN INTO.
- [laughs.]
I GET IT.
YOU DON'T TRUST YOURSELF ALONE WITH SNOTLOUT! OW! I'M COMING! OKAY, I'M COMING.
- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? - TRAIN THE SCAULDRON! [Scauldron roars.]
- UH, I CAN'T DO THAT.
- SURE, YOU CAN! YOU TRAINED BARF.
- THAT'S HALF A DRAGON! - AND LET'S BE HONEST.
I DID MOST OF THE WORK.
- W-WHAT ABOUT ALL THE CLASSES AT THE ACADEMY? - WAIT.
WE HAVE CLASSES? - YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M STANDING AT THE FRONT AND TALKING ABOUT DRAGONS? - YOU WERE TALKING TO US? - UH, YEAH, OKAY, NEVER MIND.
UH, LOOK, DON'T WORRY, RUFFNUT.
I WILL TALK YOU THROUGH TRAINING THE SCAULDRON.
- HICCUP, WE NEED TO HURRY.
THE SCAULDRON IS REALLY LOOKING DRY.
- OKAY, STEP ONE.
ESTABLISH A BOND.
- WITH WHO? - WITH WHO? THE DRAGON! - RIGHT.
HOW, EXACTLY? - YOU GUYS DON'T EVER PAY ATTENTION, DO YOU? - NOPE.
- R-RUFFNUT, TRY THIS.
GIVE THE DRAGON A NAME.
- OKAY! HOW ABOUT "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME"? - YEAH, OR MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE POSITIVE.
- I GOT ONE.
"SCALDING PAINFUL DEATH, THE DRAGON.
" - H-HOW'S THAT MORE POSITIVE? - HOW IS IT NOT? - CAN I JUST GO WITH "SCAULDY"? - PERFECT! - HEY, THERE, SCAULDY.
[Scauldron purrs.]
- SO, SCAULDY, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO CHANGEWING ISLAND? THE TIDE OR THE TIDE I GOT NOTHING! SORRY, GUYS! - DID THAT JUST SORT OF WORK? - YEAH.
BUT HERE COMES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
OKAY, TALK TO HIM AGAIN.
BUT THIS TIME, REACH OUT YOUR HAND.
LIKE THIS.
[Toothless grunts.]
AAH! FISHLEGS! - SORRY.
JUST VERY NERVOUS FOR RUFFNUT.
I'LL GO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR CHANGEWINGS.
- GO ON, RUFFNUT.
- YOU CAN DO IT, SIS! - OH! - BUT IN CASE YOU CAN'T, AT LEAST YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK, MOSTLY PAINLESS, AND REALLY COOL TO WATCH.
[chuckles.]
- OH.
SO, SCAULDY, I'M GUESSING YOU'RE AS FREAKED OUT AS I AM RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF YOU DON'T KILL ME, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND-- [purring.]
- WHOA.
HI.
HEY, SCAULDY.
- COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GO.
[Scauldron growls.]
- I KNOW, I KNOW, SCAULDY.
HICCUP'S KIND OF BOSSY, BUT, LOOK, HE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU.
TRUST ME.
- SHOULDN'T ONE OF US STAY BACK AS A LOOKOUT FOR CHANGEWINGS? - CHANGEWINGS OR NOT, WE NEED TO HELP THIS DRAGON.
AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE ALL OF US TO GET THOSE ROCKS OFF.
- BESIDES, IF THERE WERE CHANGEWINGS ANYWHERE NEAR US, I WOULD SENSE IT.
[Changewings hissing.]
[Toothless sniffing.]
[Toothless roars.]
- WHAT IS IT, BUD? [Changewing roars.]
[grunts.]
[Changewing roars.]
[Scauldron roars.]
- OH, MAN, I MUST BE DREAMING.
BECAUSE THIS IS WAY COOLER THAN WHAT WAS HAPPENING MINUTES AGO.
- YEE-HAW! ONE SNOTLOUT SURPRISE COMING UP! - STORMFLY! SPINE SHOT, NOW! [Stormfly squawks.]
[dragons blasting, roaring.]
- CALM DOWN, SCAULDY.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
CALM DOWN.
- WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT PLAYING WITH WILD CHANGEWINGS? - WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM SCAULDY.
- SCAULDY? - WELL, IT WAS THAT OR "SCALDING PAINFUL DEATH, THE DRAGON.
" - MINE.
- LOOK, THOSE CHANGEWINGS ARE GONNA BE BACK WITH FRIENDS.
LOTS OF THEM.
SO SO LET'S MOVE THESE BOULDERS.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, SCAULDY.
- RUFF, YOU NEED TO KEEP SCAULDY FOCUSED ON YOU, NOT US.
- OKAY! WAIT! HOW DO I DO THAT? - DO YOUR STUPID HICCUP IMPRESSION.
- OH, YEAH.
GOOD IDEA! - [syrupy.]
HELLO, NICE DRAGON.
YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND.
MY LEG FELL OFF.
ALL OF THE DRAGONS ARE MY FRIENDS.
- I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT! AND, P.
S.
, MY LEG DIDN'T FALL OFF.
TRY SOMETHING ELSE! - LIKE WHAT? - TRY ONE OF THOSE SONGS MOM USED TO SING TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE AND WERE AFRAID OF THE DARK.
- YOU WERE AFRAID OF THE DARK! NOT ME.
I WAS AFRAID OF YOU! [Scauldron growls.]
- JUST SING! - HUSH, LITTLE VIKING, DON'T YOU CRY OR THE BERSERKER WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE [Scauldron growls.]
DON'T LET THE ENEMY SEE YOU AFRAID OR HE'S GONNA GUT YOU WITH A RUSTY BLADE - GOT IT! - IF THAT DRAGON HEARS YOUR MOANS - THERE WE GO.
- HE'S GONNA MASH UP ALL YOUR BONES [Scauldron growls.]
OH, SORRY.
- COME ON, GIRL.
- I PROMISE, SCAULDY, IF YOU DON'T KILL ME MY FRIENDS AND I WILL GET YOU OUT TO SEA - COME ON.
[Scauldron roars.]
- [grunts.]
- OH, NO! - I SEE IT TOO.
THE WING IS BROKEN.
SCAULDY CAN'T SWIM.
OR FLY.
- SO WE--WE DID ALL THIS FOR NOTHING? - IT LOOKS LIKE A SIMPLE BREAK.
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT.
- WITH WHAT? A GIANT DRAGON SPLINT? [chuckles.]
- EXACTLY.
- I KNEW THAT.
THAT'S WHY I SAID IT.
'CAUSE IT WAS MY IDEA.
- [scoffs.]
- ANY TIME NOW! - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA NEED WOOD.
THE BIGGEST PIECES YOU CAN FIND.
- AND WE'LL NEED SOMETHING TO SECURE THE SPLINTS.
- WE CAN USE THE ROPE FROM MY SHIELD, BUT WE'LL NEED MORE.
SO BRING ANY VINES YOU CAN FIND.
- YOU GOT IT.
- AND RUFFNUT-- - I KNOW! I'M STUCK ON STUPID DRAGON-SITTING DUTY! [Scauldron burbles.]
I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN THAT.
- HEY! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? [grunts.]
- START PULLING OUT ALL THE ROPE FROM THE GRAPPLING HOOK AND THE BOLAS.
BUT BE VERY CAREFUL OF - [grunts.]
- THE MINI-CATAPULT.
[Scauldron growls.]
GOOD JOB, EVERYONE.
- HERE YOU GO.
- SORRY ABOUT THE CATAPULT THING.
- UH, IT'S OKAY.
SORT OF A HAIR TRIGGER.
I TIGHTENED IT UP FOR YOU SO-- [trigger clanks.]
[grunts.]
JUST TAKE IT.
- OKAY, SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CHANGEWINGS WHILE THE REST OF US WORK ON THE SPLINT.
- ASTRID AND I WILL GO! ALONE.
BY OURSELVES.
- KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
- WHAT? JUST SAYING WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.
- [grunts.]
- OOF! I'M COMING! OKAY, I'M COMING.
[Scauldron purrs.]
- THAT'S IT, BUD.
GOOD JOB.
- HICCUP, I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE ENOUGH VINES AND ROPE.
- WELL, THIS'LL HAVE TO BE ENOUGH.
- YOU SEE ANYTHING? - JUST TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES IN THE WORLD.
YOURS.
[kissing.]
- OKAY, THAT'S IT.
YOU'VE WON ME OVER, SNOTLOUT.
LET'S DO THIS.
- DO WHAT? - BE A COUPLE.
YOU AND ME.
TOGETHER.
FOREVER.
- HUH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SEEING YOU AS IF FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- STOP IT! YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT! [Hookfang growls.]
[screams.]
- BUT THE CLOUDS ARE REFLECTED SO BEAUTIFULLY IN YOUR MUD-BROWN EYES.
- CLOUDS? WHAT CLOUDS? - THAT ONE.
RIGHTTHERE.
[whooshing.]
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S A CLOUD.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S A HERD OF CHANGEWINGS.
HEADED RIGHT FOR THE BEACH! LET'S RIDE, LOVERBOY! - [screams.]
- HURRY UP, GUYS, AND FIX THAT WING BECAUSE I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SING HELLO! - I THINK IT'S GONNA WORK! - COMIN' IN HOT! - WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD NEWS.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
- CHANGEWINGS BEHIND US.
ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OUT.
- HOW MANY? - ENOUGH THAT THEY AREN'T BOTHERING CAMOUFLAGING THEMSELVES.
- UH, FISHLEGS! - I GOT IT.
[vine snaps.]
OH, IT BROKE! - OH, NO! - IT [grunts.]
IT WON'T REACH! WE NEED MORE ROPE! OH! WE'RE OUT OF TIME! THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING! - RUFFNUT, WE HAVE TO GO.
- NO! CAN'T WE ALL LIFT SCAULDY? - EVEN IF WE COULD, IT WOULDN'T DO ANY GOOD.
THE DRAGON CAN'T SWIM.
[Scauldron purring.]
RUFFNUT.
- NO! I AM NOT LEAVING HIM HERE! [Changewings hissing.]
- LOOK, SIS - WHATEVER WE'RE GOING TO DO, WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW.
[Scauldron snorts.]
UH MM WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! [Changewings roar.]
[Changewing sniffs, roars.]
- SORRY ABOUT STICKING YOU WITH SNOTLOUT TODAY.
- IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
WATCH THIS.
HEY, SWEETIE PIE! HONEY BUNCH! SNOTTY-KINS! - WOULD YOU STOP IT ALREADY? YOU ARE GROSSING ME OUT.
- YEAH, YOU'RE KIND OF GROSSING ME OUT TOO.
RUFF, YOU DID GOOD DOWN THERE.
- YOU REALLY DID.
I MEAN, THAT WAS AWESOME! - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE AWESOME? - YEAH! IF IT WOULD'VE EATEN ME? - I LOVE IT WHEN YOU READ MY MIND, SIS.
[helmets clank.]
- YOU GUYS READY TO HEAD HOME? - HANG ON, A MINUTE! I'M GONNA MISS YOU, SCAULDY.
BUT, LOOK, ANYTIME YOU WANNA VISIT, I'LL JUST KICK OUT TUFFNUTT TO MAKE ROOM.
NO PROBLEM, OKAY? [Scauldron roars.]
BYE.
- HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY? - HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU? [dramatic music.]