Goof Troop (1992) s02e13 Episode Script

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♪♪
AH-HYUCK!
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS
NUMBER ONE ♪
[BOTH]
YES!
THERE'S BUDDIES,
THERE'S PALS ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD
TIME ♪
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS
READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW
GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
THAT OUGHTA DO IT.
NO MORE RUNNIN' TA
THE FRIDGE FOR ME,
NOW THAT I'VE INVENTED
THE SOFA SODEE MACHINE.
[MEOW]
[DING]
[WHISTLES]
[RING RING RING]
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A SODEE POP FLY.
WHOA!
YA PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT,
LITTLE FELLER,
BUT IT'S TIME
TO FACE THE MUSIC.
MUST BE SOLD BY WEIGHT,
NOT BY VOLUME.
AHH
HI, DAD.
CAN'T TALK.
PEEJ AND I ARE GONNA
SHAG FLIES IN THE PARK.
HE'S GOT A NEW FUNGO BAT.
CAN'T WAIT TO GET OVER THERE
AND BREAK IT IN.
BUT MAXIE, AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
TODAY'S YOUR DENTIS
APPOINTMENT.
BUT, DAD, WHY DO I HAVE
TO GO TO THE DENTIST?
GRANDPA NEVER WEN
TO THE DENTIST.
GRANDPA DOESN'T HAVE
ANY TEETH, MAXIE.
BUT MY TEETH ARE FINE.
LOOK, POP, NO CAVITIES.
THAT MAY BE TRUE, SON,
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA
HAVE AN ANNUAL CHECK-UP
EVERY SIX MONTHS.
UGH!
SO I'M TRAPPED.
I THINK YER MISSING
THE POINT, MAX.
C'MON, I WANNA
SHOW YA SOMETHING.
NO
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
PULL OUT THE--
YUP. THE FAMILY
PHOTO ALBUM.
I KNOW HOW
YOU LOVE IT, SON.
YEAH, ABOUT AS MUCH
AS A ROOT CANAL.
PULL UP A SEAT, MAXIE.
THIS IS GONNA TAKE
A FEW MINUTES.
IT ALWAYS DOES.
IT ALL STARTED WAY BACK
IN PREHYSTERICAL TIMES
WITH YOUR ANCESTOR,
CAVEMAN GOOF.
HE WAS AN INVENTOR.
GUESS IT RUNS
IN THE FAMILY.
I CALL THIS A BOOMERANG.
IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
HOW IT DOES THAT?
WATCH.
OW!
THIS BELONG TO YOU,
INVENTOR?
SURE DOES, CHIEF PETE.
SEE, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK
OF YOUR STUPID INVENTION.
LET'S SEE
IF IT COMES BACK NOW.
HAW HAW!
EYOOWUCCHH!!
OOH
PETEY HURT HIM'S HEAD.
GAWRSH, CHIEF PETE,
YOU IMPROVED ON THE DESIGN.
LISTEN, YA GOOF.
I MADE YOU INVENTOR
SO YOU'D INVEN
SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
THIS IS MY LATEST.
I CALL IT A POGO STICK--
GUARANTEED TO PU
A SPRING IN YER STEP.
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
GAWRSH, PETE.
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
YA DON'T EVEN
NEED A STICK.
WHY, YOU
I'M WORKING
ON A NEW IDEA.
GONNA CALL I
A PARACHUTE.
BETTER WORK FAST!
HEE-YUCK!
[PEG]
YOO-HOO!
DINNER TIME,
PTERODACTYL TOES!
COMING,
DINOSAUR DIMPLES.
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]
MMM, SMELLS YUMMY.
LOOKS DELICIOUS,
TOO.
OUCH! MY TOOTH!
THIS STUFF'S HARD
AS A ROCK, CAVE KITTEN.
WELL,
OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S FROZEN.
I NEED FIRE
TO COOK IT!
I HEARD SOME OF
THE WOMEN TALKING.
ALL THE CAVES
BACK EAST HAVE IT.
JUST IMAGINE--
EATING STEAKS COOKED,
NOT RAW.
POPCORN THAT'S FLUFFY
INSTEAD OF THOSE HARD
LITTLE PELLETS.
OR MAYBE YOU'D PREFER
EATING FROZEN DINNERS
FROM NOW
TILL THE BRONZE AGE.
[GOOFY]
CHIEF PETE DECIDED
THEN AND THERE
THAT HE WAS GONNA BRING
FIRE TO HIS CAVE.
AND THERE WAS ONLY
ONE MAN FOR THE JOB.
FIRE? THAT'S
A TOUGHIE, PETE.
I'M STILL WORKING ON
THE HOT WATER BOTTLE.
I BET THE CAVE OF
KNOWLEDGE WOULD HAVE IT.
THAT'S A LONG WAY AWAY.
AND NO ONE'S EVER
COME BACK ALIVE
FROM THE CAVE
OF KNOWLEDGE.
NO ONE'S EVER
COME BACK ALIVE
FROM THE BRONTOSAURUS
CAGE EITHER.
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'LL END UP
IF YOU DON'T GO
AND GET ME FIRE!
C'MON, PETEY.
I READ THAT BRONTOSAURUSES
ARE VEGETARIANS.
AH-HYUCK!
[PETE]
WELL, I GUESS HE HASN'
READ THAT BOOK.
PETE, YA GO
YOURSELF A DEAL.
[BUZZING]
WHADDAYA THINK?
CALL IT A JOY BUZZER.
GREAT FOR PARTIES.
OH, I'M GONNA FIND
THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE ♪
TO FIND OUT STUFF
THEY DON'T TEACH IN COLLEGE ♪
DAD, WHAT HAS
ANY OF THIS GOT TO DO
WITH GOING
TO THE DENTIST?
WE'RE GETTING THERE,
MAXIE.
BUT FIRST WE GOTTA
GET CAVEMAN GOOF
TO THE CAVE
OF KNOWLEDGE.
UH-OH. TOLL BOOTH.
UH, COULD I
GET A RECEIPT?
IT'S A BUSINESS TRIP.
WHOOAA!
AAH!
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
GAWRSH!
NO MAP.
NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING,
AND I THINK I LOS
MY RECEIPT, TOO.
THINGS COULDN'
BE ANY WORSE.
I STAND CORRECTED.
N-NICE BIRDIE!
GOOD GIRL.
POLLY WANT A CRACKER?
GAWRSH. IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME INVENTIVE INVENTIN'
TO GET OUTTA THIS ONE!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
RIP MY FLESH,
SWALLOW ME WHOLE,
AND SPIT OUT MY BONES.
NO HARD FEELINGS, OK?
[BUZZ]
AAH!
[SPLASH]
GAWRSH!
I FOUND IT.
IT'S THE CAVE OF
KNOWLEDGE.
[ECHOING]
KNOWLEDGE.
[GOOFY]
CAVEMAN GOOF WAS
PRETTY SCARED
AS HE WALKED
INTO THAT SPOOKY CAVE.
[PISTOL]
WHO DARES TO ENTER
THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
IT'S ME, I,
THE PARTY IN QUESTION.
SILENCE!
COME FORWARD
FOR THE WISDOM
YOU ARE SEEKING.
WIPE YOUR FEET!
HM. THAT'S PRETTY WISE,
ALL RIGHT.
[GONG]
COME CLOSE FOR THE SECRE
TO WEALTH AND HAPPINESS.
BUY PETROLEUM STOCK NOW.
THAT IS ALL.
PAY THE CASHIER
ON THE WAY OUT.
[PISTOL]
NEXT!
NOW WAIT A SECOND.
I'M NOT FINISHED YET.
HEY, YOU'RE LUCKY
I EVEN LET YOU IN.
I'M BOOKED UP
TWO WEEKS SOLID.
I NEED TO KNOW
HOW TO MAKE FIRE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
FIRE IS A PIECE OF CAKE.
[PISTOL]
THIS BOOK WILL
TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.
OOOF!
YOU WOULDN'
HAPPEN TO HAVE THIS
IN PAPERBACK, WOULD YA?
[SNOOTY NARRATOR]
AHEM. HOW TO MAKE FIRE.
CHAPTER ONE.
THE MOS
RUDIMENTARY METHOD
REQUIRES TAKING
TWO STICKS
AND STRIKING THEM TOGETHER
IN A RHYTHMIC FASHION.
BY DOING THIS,
ONE PRODUCES FRICTION,
THEREBY GENERATING
ENOUGH HEAT TO CREATE
A SPARK.
HYUCK! HOW'M I DOING?
THAT'S HOT, ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT'S NOT FIRE.
CHAPTER TWO.
ANOTHER TIME-HONORED
METHOD INVOLVES STALKING
THE RARE AND ELUSIVE
FLAME-A-SAURUS.
[GRRR]
OF COURSE, ACTUALLY
CATCHING THE FIRE
IS A FAR MORE DIFFICULT MATTER,
FRAUGHT WITH PERIL.
CHAPTER THREE.
BY FAR THE MOST DANGEROUS
METHOD OF ELICITING FIRE
IS THROUGH THE USE OF
A MAKESHIFT LIGHTNING ROD
AND KITE.
TO ACCOMPLISH THIS,
IT IS NECESSARY
TO HOIST THE KITE TO
AN APPROPRIATE HEIGHT.
I SAID, HOIST THE KITE
TO AN APPROPRIATE HEIGHT.
I'M TRYING.
I'M TRYING.
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
NOW YOU'RE
GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
ONCE THE KITE ACHIEVES
ITS DESIRED HEIGHT,
MOTHER NATURE
WILL DO THE REST.
YEOW!
HOWEVER, BEWARE OF
ACCOMPANYING SIDE EFFECTS
SUCH AS STATIC CLING.
AH-CHOO!
SO HOW'D IT GO?
DID YOU INVENT FIRE?
[SNEEZING]
NO, BUT I THINK I INVENTED
THE COMMON COLD.
AH-CHOO!
NEXT THING
I'M GONNA INVEN
IS THE TISSUE.
LOVE TO BE ABLE TO
BLOW MY NOSE.
I HAVE JUST THE THING
TO CURE YOUR COLD.
GAWRSH.
I'LL BET THIS IS SOME
ANCIENT SECRET POTION
PASSED DOWN
THROUGH THE AGES.
ACTUALLY,
IT'S CHICKEN SOUP,
BUT IT'LL MAKE YA
FEEL BETTER.
MMM. A DELICATE BOUQUET,
A NICE NOSE,
BUT A LITTLE BLAND.
THINK I'LL ADD SOME SPICE.
CAREFUL!
THAT'S HOT STUFF!
AH-HYUCK!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I LIKE A LITTLE ZIP
IN MY FOOD.
[LAUGHING]
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HOT.
[VIDEO GAME NOISES]
WELL, WHADDAYA KNOW?
FIRE.
NOW, WHEN CAVEMAN GOOF
CAME HOME WITH FIRE,
CHIEF PETE COULDN'T WAI
TO SHOW HIS GRATITUDE.
HERE'S A QUARTER
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
PETE'S WIFE LOVED HAVING
THE FIRE TO COOK WITH.
SHE WEN
ON A BAKING SPREE.
YUM!
NEVER REALIZED
HOW MUCH BETTER
COOKIES AND PIES TASTE
WHEN THEY'RE COOKED.
NOW, EASY ON THE SWEETS,
MAMMOTH MOUTH.
YOU DON'T WAN
TO SPOIL YOUR DINNER.
[BURP]
EXCUSE ME.
[MOANING]
OH, IT'S YOU, PETE-UMS.
I THOUGHT A SICK DINOSAUR
STUMBLED INTO THE CAVE.
[WHIMPERING]
IT'S YOUR TOOTH,
ISN'T IT?
I WARNED YOU ABOU
EATING ALL THOSE SWEETS.
MY TOOTH IS FINE,
BUNNY CAKES.
IF IT WASN'T, WOULD I
BE ABLE TO DO THIS?
EYOOUUCCHH!!
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
FIRST THING TOMORROW,
YOU SEE A DENTIST.
TOMORROW? DENTIST!
I CAN'T.
BIG HUNTING PARTY.
STAG PARTY.
GOTTA MAKE ARROWHEADS,
GET MY SPEAR RE-ALIGNED.
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
OF THE DENTIST,
ARE YOU,
MY BIG STRONG CAVEMAN?
ME? SCARED?
HA!
YOU SURE LOOK SCARED,
MISTER.
ME? SCARED? HA!
OVERBITE.
I SHOULDA HAD I
TAKEN CARE OF YEARS AGO.
I HEAR THIS DENTIS
HAS A DRILL 4 FEET LONG!
HE DOES?
YEAH,
AND HE WORKS I
REAL SLOW!
NOW, WHO'S THE ONE
WITH THE TOOTHACHE?
AAUGGHH!!
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO RESCHEDULE?
HMM.
WONDER WHAT GO
INTO HIM.
WELL, MAXIE, THAT NIGH
CHIEF PETE'S TOOTH
WAS HURTING WORSE
THAN EVER.
SO, HOW WAS THE DENTIST,
TAR PITS?
GREAT.
DIDN'T HURT A BIT.
OH, I'M SO GLAD.
AND JUST FOR BEING SUCH
A GOOD, BRAVE CAVEMAN,
I BAKED YOU YOUR FAVORITE--
TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MERINGUE
WITH EXTRA ICING!
I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE
AND WATCH YOU
ENJOY EVERY BITE.
SO, IS IT MOIST ENOUGH?
UH-HUH!
ICING THICK ENOUGH?
UH-HUH!
SWEET ENOUGH?
AAH!
SO, YOU DIDN'T GO
TO THE DENTIST AFTER ALL!
WHOA! OW!
BUT, LAVA LIPS
DON'T YOU LAVA LIPS ME,
AND DON'T COME BACK
UNTIL YOU GET THAT TOOTH
FIXED FOR REAL.
OOH!
GO TO THE DENTIST.
GO TO THE DENTIST.
GO TO THE DENTIST.
GO TO THE DENTIST.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
I LIKE MY TOOFERS!
NO, PLEASE!
OH!
GAWRSH! LOOK, PETE.
I INVENTED
A SQUIRTING FLOWER.
YOU GOTTA
INVENT SOMETHING
TO CURE MY TOOTHACHE!
GAWRSH.
THAT'S A LITTLE
OUT OF MY LINE,
BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
WHADDAYA THINK?
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE USING
A STRONGER MOUTHWASH.
OK, RINSE!
CHIEF PETE WOULDN'
TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
AND THE NEXT MORNING,
CAVEMAN GOOF DECIDED
TO TRY SOME HIPPIE-NOSIS.
OK, PETE,
WATCH THE BIRDIE.
YOU'RE GETTIN' SLEEPY
VERY SLEEPY.
[YAWN]
VERY SLEEPY.
[SNORING]
GIMME THAT, YA IDJUT!
OH!
VERY
SLEEPY.
DON'T WORRY, PETE.
WE'LL JUST MEL
THAT TOOTH OFF.
YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
COURSE, I'M SURE.
IT'S SO HOT INSIDE,
THE LAVA CAN MEL
A ROCK!
WELL, THAT SHOULD
MELT A ROCK?!
AAH!
AAH!
GAWRSH! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO ERUPT FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
DON'T WORRY, PETE.
THIS METHOD IS FOOLPROOF,
AND I'M JUST THE FOOL
TO PROVE IT.
READY, SET,
AND AWAY WE GO!
MMM!
AND AWAY WE GO!
UH!
AND AWAY WE--
DIDJA FORGET?
THE WHEEL HASN'
BEEN INVENTED YET.
WELL,
NO WONDER I GOT SUCH
A GOOD DEAL ON THE WAGON.
WAIT HERE, PETE.
I GOTTA GO SEE A BIG WHEEL
ABOUT INVENTIN' THE WHEEL.
CAVEMAN GOOF
HIGH-TAILED I
BACK TO THE CAVE
OF KNOWLEDGE,
BUT WAS HE IN FOR
A BIG SURPRISE.
[PISTOL]
TEMPORARILY CLOSED
FOR REMODELING.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN,
TOOTS.
GAWRSH!
AH-HYUCK!
I THINK I GOT IT!
HURRY UP, WILLYA?
THE ICE AGE'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
OKAY, PETE,
NOW THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU
MORE THAN IT HURTS ME.
AND AWAY WE GO!
WHOA! OOH! WHOA!
OOH! WHOA! OH!
WHERE'S THE BRAKES
TO THIS THING?
BRAKES?
YEEOOWW!
YEEOOWW!
WHOOAA!
OOF!
YEEOOWW!
AAH!
OOH!
HEY, LUCKY YOU!
I JUST HAD A CANCELLATION.
YES, SIR,
WE'LL GET STARTED
RIGHT AWAY,
JUST AS SOON AS I FINISH
WATERING THESE PLANTS.
RISE AND SHINE, PETEY.
IT'S A DONE DEAL.
HEY, THE PAIN IS GONE.
AND SO'S YER TOOTH.
A REAL BEAUT, TOO.
NICEST SHADE OF GREEN
I EVER SEEN.
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
DINOSAUR DIMPLES.
THE DOCTOR SAID
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM ONCE.
BY THE WAY,
HERE'S THE BILL.
AAHHH!
SO YOU SEE, MAXIE,
PETE COULD'VE AVOIDED
ALL THAT MESS
BY GOING TO THE DENTIS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I GET THE MESSAGE, DAD.
I'M GETTIN' MY TEETH
CHECKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
HOLD IT, MAXIE.
MAYBE THE DENTIS
CAN SQUEEZE ME IN,
TOO.
THINK I HAD
ONE TOO MANY SODEES.
OWWEE.