Henry Danger (2014) s02e13 Episode Script

1 [ thunder .]
- Piper, please.
- Come on, Piper.
That concert is completely sold out.
- We just need four tickets.
- Please? - You just need four tickets? - Yeah.
Just four.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No.
- But you have eight tickets.
- Yeah, eight tickets that I earned.
- Uh, you didn't earn those tickets.
- Hey, who went online and entered the contest? - You.
- You did.
- I guess I guess you.
- And who won the contest? - You.
- You did.
- I guess you.
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
[ sighs .]
Piper.
- Too close.
- Okay.
- Listen, the Hallkins are my favorite band and my boss Ray's favorite band.
- They're my favorite band, too.
- Come on, Piper.
Please! [ sighs .]
- Hey, guys, look who I found wandering around outside.
- Aw.
- Whose puppy is that? - Can we keep him? - I don't know, Dad, I'm not in charge of the house.
- Right.
I'll ask your mom.
- The tickets? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dad, Piper won eight tickets to this concert we all really want to go to.
- Ooh, that sounds fun.
- Yeah, so will you please tell her to give us four tickets? - Sure.
Piper-- - No.
- I did my best.
[ thunder .]
- Piper.
- Piper! - Come on, we got to get back to work.
[ thunder .]
- Hey, where's the remote? - I left it on the front porch.
- Oh.
I'll go grab it.
[ music .]
[ beeping .]
- Hey, are Charlotte and Henry back? Did they get the Hallkins tickets from Henry's awful sister? - They're trying to come down now, but this weird storm is causing problems with the tubes.
- Maybe push that button.
- I know which button to push.
[ thunder .]
- Wow.
Man, that was a pretty rough trip down the tubes.
- It all just kind of happened.
- My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an afterschool job.
- And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! - I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview who call me - And he turned out to be - You know the name.
- Captain Man! - That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart - Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone - That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
- Ha! [ thunder .]
- Now, Schwoz.
I want to know why it took you so long to bring Henry and Charlotte down those tubes.
- It's the crazy storm outside.
It's affecting everything-- - No excuses.
- I promise, it wasn't my fault.
- Carelessness with the equipment will not be tolerated.
- Oh, please, tolerate it.
Please.
- Okay, what is going on? - I think Ray's mad at Schwoz.
- I know that.
I mean why is this place all different? And them? And our clothes? - Shh.
Just don't say anything until we can get alone and talk.
- No, no, no.
- Give me your nostrilator.
- Can't I just have a warning? - Your nostrilator.
[ groans .]
- No, no.
Aah! - What did you think of that? - Good, good, good one.
[ grunts .]
- Now the tickets.
Did your sister agree to give you four tickets to the Hallkins concert? - Uh No.
No.
She's still refusing to give us any.
- Then I guess we'll have to go with plan B.
[ cackles .]
Hey, everything all right with you two? That was a rough trip down the tubes.
- Uh - No.
We we got a real bad headache.
- Yeah, we need to go upstairs to Junk-N-Stuff - To get some headache medication.
- Ow.
- All right.
- Come on.
[ Schwoz groans .]
- Ray, can you please hand me my glass of water? - Oh, you mean this glass of water? - Yeah.
Oh.
[ grunts .]
[ groans .]
- Ah! - Oh my God, look! [ hisses .]
[ laughing .]
- Even Junk-N-Stuff is all different.
- Shh.
- I want to know what's going on, and I want to know right-- You just yanked me over the counter.
- Listen, Ray might be watching us on the security cameras, hearing everything we say, so just be cool.
- It's not cool to yank a friend over a counter.
- I'm sorry.
Just act normal.
- All right.
- So, hey, tell me about your brownie recipe.
- My what? - Just make something up.
I'll pretend to write it down.
- Oh, right, my brownie recipe.
So, first, I buy a box of brownie mix.
- Buy box of brownie mix.
Hey, did I spell brownie right? Okay, I think I know why everything is all crazy around here.
- Why? - Well, we're having this really weird storm, right? With lots of lightning and stuff.
- Yeah? - Well, I think the storm created an electrical interference with the tubes and somehow we ended up here, in this opposite universe.
- You think we're in an opposite universe? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But talk about brownies.
Talk about brownies.
- Right.
So then next, you open the box of brownie mix, and pour it into a bowl.
- Ah, into a bowl.
- What's an opposite universe? - It's like our universe, but different and sort of backwards like, like the good people are bad and everything is kind of the same, but opposite.
- Wait.
If we somehow got transported to this evil, opposite universe - Yeah? - Does that mean that there are evil versions of you and me that got sent to our universe? - Oh my God.
- I order you, let me go! I mean it, traitors! Ray, Schwoz, what's wrong with you two? Get off me.
You traitorous pig! - Aah! - Have you gone insane? - Look, I don't know who you two are, but you're not the real Henry and Charlotte.
- I'll stab your face and bite your throat.
- See, that's just a weird thing to say.
- You both stay here locked inside while we figure out how to return you to where you belong.
[ chuckles .]
- Okay, Ray, I'll play your game.
What do you want? Money? Gold? Chicken wings? - Fascinating.
- Ray! What is it that will buy you, huh? Do you want pizza? New pants? I can get that for you.
- All right, activate eliminator.
- Activating eliminator.
- Just play along and act like you fit in here.
We don't want them to think that we're some kind of-- - Hey, hey.
- Target acquired and locked in.
- Target? - Uh Ray? Hey, Ray, that's my little sister.
- Yeah.
Schwoz, set the eliminator to 1.
4k megawatts.
- Aye.
- Wait.
Wait.
What are you going to do to her? - I'm going to eliminate her so we can take her concert tickets and go see the Hallkins.
- Uh But what if the storm damaged the eliminator's circuits? - Yeah, yeah, what if that? - Okay.
We'll test it on someone else.
- Acquiring new target.
- Piper, look at this filthy beast I found wandering in our yard.
- Look at my dad.
- He looks so evil.
- Target acquired and locked in.
- Set for temporary elimination.
- Wait, wait, hey, before you do anything let's just-- - Activate.
- He just eliminated your dad.
- I know.
- And re-materialize.
- How'd you do that? [ dog whimpers .]
- And now we'll eliminate Henry's little sister permanently.
- Setting for permanent elimination.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Yeah? - Uh Charlotte has a really good brownie recipe she'd like to share with you.
[ music .]
- Ready to activate.
- All right, boys and girls.
Say a permanent goodbye to Henry's little sister, and a big hello to some concert tickets.
- Three, two, one - Wait! - Wait for what? - Because - I want to press the button.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- You hurry up, please? I have to go to the bathroom real bad.
- Just hit the button, will you? - Sure.
I just can't decide which finger to use.
I mean, because I could use this finger or this one, maybe even this one.
- And we haven't even talked about thumbs.
- Just push the button, Charlotte.
You're in the seat.
- Don't say urine.
- Hey, hey, hey, what if she has the concert tickets in her pockets? - Yeah.
If we eliminate Piper, we might eliminate her tickets, too.
- I didn't think of that.
- I know.
So, I'll go check her pockets.
- And if Henry finds the tickets - Then we can all go to the Hallkins concert together.
- Pow! - All right, Henry.
You got 30 minutes.
Get those tickets from your sister or else she disappears forever.
Now, I'm going to go get a haircut.
[ thunder .]
[ grunts .]
- Get off me! - Well, if it ain't Henry Hart.
- Look guys, I got to get inside and talk to Piper, so what do you want? - To take you down.
- Why? - So that I can take over your job at Junk-N-Stuff.
- And then Jasper can give us all the free junk we want.
- And free in-store Wi-Fi.
- That's right.
So Henry Hart, spatch you later.
What are you doing? - Switching to Henry's side.
- What? - We're defeated.
- Run away.
- Wait for me! - Did you see that? I switched sides and I helped you.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I saw.
- Yeah, Jasper said he was going to give me free junk.
But I figured you could give me free junk and stuff.
- Oh yeah? Would you like that? - Yes sir.
- Not on my porch.
- Kid Danger.
Oh my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.
- Uh, yeah.
Listen, I heard you won tickets to the Hallkins concert.
Now, give them to me.
- Oh, I'd love to, but I've already invited three friends to the concert, and I'm donating my other four to some poor children.
- Wow.
- What? - You're You're so nice.
- Aw.
You're so nice for saying I'm so nice.
Would you like me to bake you a pie? - Yeah, I would love that actually.
- Captain Man! Oh my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.
- Shut up.
- Sure.
- Hey, I thought you said you're going to get a haircut.
- I was.
Then I realized my hair is already perfect.
Did you get the concert tickets from her? - No, not yet exactly but I'm get-- - Well, little girl.
That makes you a problem.
[ gun beeps .]
- Well, I understand.
Just do what you got to do.
- No.
[ struggling .]
- Can't we all just have some pie? - You've gone soft, Kid Danger.
I think you need a double dose of vitamin fist.
- Let's use our words.
[ shouts .]
- Hey, little girl, will you help me out here please? - I would, but I'm committed to a life of non-violence.
- Ah, geez.
Let me go.
- No.
- Okay, guys, I have to leave now.
- Wait.
Wait, where are you going? - To do some charity work.
- What's going on with you, Kid? You've been acting weird ever since you and Charlotte came down those tubes.
Why? - I I can't tell you.
- You tell me what's going on right now or I will push my fingers right into your face.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not the Henry Hart you know.
- What are you saying? - I'm from an opposite universe.
So is Charlotte.
And we just want to go back to where we belong.
So please stop pushing your fingers into my face.
- Okay.
[ machines beeping .]
- Aah! - Would you like some music? - You know Ray doesn't like you playing that thing in the Man Cave.
- But when the Captain's away, the Schwoz will play.
[ door beeps .]
I wasn't playing music, I swear.
I swear on my mother's boozle.
- I don't care about your music or your mother's boozle.
That is not the Henry we know.
- What? - That Henry and that Charlotte are from an opposite universe.
- Ah, of course.
That's why she looks so weird.
- Uh, have you looked in a mirror? - Okay, come on.
We just want to get back home to our universe.
- And we need to get our Henry and Charlotte back here because these ones are lame.
- Hey, did you figure out what went wrong and why we're here in this universe? - I think so.
See, when we were coming down the tubes in our universe, the other Henry and Charlotte, from this universe, were coming down those tubes.
- Ah, and there was electrical interference from the storm outside.
- Which is still happening.
- Right.
So, if we use the tubes now before the storm is over, that might take us back to our universe.
- The weird looking girl is right.
- Why don't you shave that hair tuft off the top of your head? - Hey, in my universe this tuft is cool.
[ phone chimes .]
- Henry, the storm conditions are changing.
- Then go.
Get on the tube pad now.
- Wait.
If I have two minutes left, I'm going to use that time to make a heartfelt speech.
- Oh God.
- Ah geez.
- Listen, in our universe, Captain Man is a hero who would never hurt anyone unless they deserved it.
- Oh, what about me? - You're a freak in both universes.
- Yes! - You have 55 seconds.
- Ray, your ways of evil are illogical.
You're strong and indestructible.
- And handsome.
- Okay.
Maybe if instead of hurting people, you start being nice to them, I think you'll like being respected and loved more than you like being feared.
- I don't know.
I really like being feared.
For example.
Boo! - Aah! - But maybe you're right, Henry Hart, from another universe.
Maybe, from now on I'll try to be good.
- Ow! You broke my pinky finger.
- Well, I can't start trying to be good all of the sudden.
I mean, baby steps.
- You should try being evil sometimes.
- Arg.
- Because evil is fun.
- Arg! - Plus it's way better than just be-- - Will you get them out of here? - Wait.
No, no, no! - Wait! Before I go - Aah! She chopped off my tuft! [ chuckles .]
- Hey.
Remember, Ray, in every revolution, there's one man with a vision.
- I have no idea what that means.
See ya.
- Ray - Welcome home, kids.
- Aw, put it away.
- Are you serious? Seriously.
- Schwoz.
- Baah.