Jane the Virgin (2014) s02e13 Episode Script

1 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whassup, peeps? You'll recall our favorite virgin mother just heard this bombshell.
Rose is dead.
She can't ever hurt you or Mateo.
I couldn't jeopardize your safety again.
I had to push you away but it's over now.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Not as thrilled about Sin Rostro's death Her former lover, Luisa, AKA Rafael's sister See, she'd stayed - in contact with Rose - LUISA: I'm an addict.
I was obsessed I just couldn't let her go.
- You should leave.
- And Rafael wasn't the only one who was bothered - by their relationship.
- I can't.
In Luisa's defense, breakups are hard As Zo and Ro were learning.
I don't want to have any more kids.
And I know you want them.
Babies, man they're no joke.
Which brings us to Petra.
You see, she inseminated herself with Rafael's sperm because she thought they were meant to be together Crazy, right? But he did say he'd be there.
- (screams) - Oh, and speaking of crazy, all this crime stuff has been bad for hotel business.
Can't blame honeymooners for avoiding the Marbella, right? And on the topic of honeymooners, let's get back to our love story, shall we? When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was exactly 24 years, eight months and 17 days old, she had the most romantic night of her life.
Don't think just tell me, do you still love me? Yes.
- - It also happened to be last night.
- Yes? - Yes.
Oh Does this mean we can be Facebook friends again? (laughs): Yes! I can't believe you unfriended me.
I had to.
I stalked your girlfriend.
- As for what happened next - That was not my girlfriend.
We work together.
Your mom is crazy.
Oh What about you? Did you date anyone? Well, I Kinda.
Yeah.
My professor.
Well, after exactly 216 days apart, they had a lot to catch up on.
He's huge! The professor? (relieved sigh) Oh Mateo.
JANE: It's giving me panic attacks.
He lost his baby face.
Well, pretty sure you're looking at a baby right now.
(laughs) (laughing): And then I challenged McBaskets - to a one-on-one.
- Final score? - 56 to nothing.
- Ooh.
It was a lot closer than you think.
I almost scored a bunch of times.
JANE: No.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it was awful.
I mean, N Nadine died trying to save me.
- I can't believe it.
- It's because I didn't trust her.
That's what haunts me.
- I didn't trust her.
- JANE: Trust me, I was shocked.
And then when the green card came How much crying? So much crying.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Come on, conversation wasn't the only thing they had to catch up on.
- - MICHAEL: This doesn't feel real.
I know.
But it was.
Just the two of them, in their own little bubble.
But we do need to talk about Rafael.
(bubble pops) I have to apologize.
That's all.
What happened when I punched him - I think about that every day.
- True, for the record.
And I think about how angry I was, and why Rafael had gotten him fired.
And none of it matters.
I was wrong.
So I just want to apologize and start fresh.
Great.
But you gotta let me talk to him first.
And you should really get going.
- Are you kicking me out? - (laughs): No.
My mom and my grandma are gonna wake up soon, and I just don't want to deal with their opinions yet.
I think it might be a little too late for that.
That's it? JANE (laughs): Yes.
We talked.
That's it.
Your mom is a liar.
Ma, don't say that to him! Check me out.
Ooh - Ah - Wait for it.
It still fits.
I'm actually really excited - to be picking up a few shifts.
- You're seriously trying to talk to me about waitressing right now? What's going on! Are you back together or not? Thank you, Abuela.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ÿY tú, Abuela? Look, as much as I want to tell you how amazing it was So it was amazing.
I need to talk to Rafael first.
He and Michael I mean, they fought.
I need to make sure that they can coexist for Mateo.
But don't worry, I will be talking to him right away.
(knocking on door) No, that's Rogelio.
I, um, invited him to breakfast.
To remind you: it's been exactly 12 hours and 41 minutes since Xiomara and Rogelio broke up.
XIOMARA: I told you, you don't have to knock.
You can just come in and out like you did before.
Thank you.
I just wanted to be respectful.
Mm-hmm.
- What? - JANE: Nothing.
I just don't think we expected you guys to be so comfortable with each other after the breakup.
We decided to be mature about this.
Exactly.
Like my good friends Gwynnie and Chris, - we have chosen to consciously uncouple.
- But we're not calling it that.
Oh, yes, we definitely are.
I might be on the board of Goop, Alba, so yes, I would say we're very good friends.
The point is, we're bypassing all the negativity and going straight to the friendship.
ROGELIO: Exactly.
You're still accompanying me to the Tiago premiere, right? Of course.
I already RSVP'd to Paola.
I should check in on her, actually.
We want to get a hashtag trending during the premiere.
Have I told you guys she used to work for J.
Lo? - Sí.
- Yes.
Yes.
Like, a couple of times.
- Like, I remember, the last time you told me.
- Yeah.
We heard.
- Was just this morning on the phone.
- Yeah.
That's right.
Yep.
You texted it to me yesterday.
Anyway, what I love about her is that she won't reveal a single secret.
Which is also what I hate about her.
(chuckles) JANE: And I have to go.
And I'm really impressed by the way you two are handling the breakup.
Bye.
MAN: Rediscover the romance, and the magic, at the Marbella.
It's a slice of heaven.
Or hell.
The Marbella Hotel.
You check in, but you never check out.
Okay, seriously? This is now the first thing that comes up when you Google us? Yes! It has half a million hits.
(sighs) I've made a call to our marketing people and asked them to brainstorm new ad campaign ideas.
You think that's necessary? Only if you want to continue having guests.
Yes, it's necessary! And I want it done this week! - Whoa.
Why so soon? - I don't know, Rafael.
You know, maybe just knowing that two actual human beings are about to blast out of my body at any moment - has give me a sense of urgency.
- Okay, first of all, “blast” out of your body? - Wow.
- Look, I just mean there's a lot I want to get done before then I made a list.
Ah.
What? This happened with Jane.
It's called nesting.
It's when an expectant mother becomes obsessed with planning out all the details.
Feathering her nest, so to speak.
- - In anticipation of the baby.
Are you serious with that crap? - - Ask me what's on my list! - What's on your list? - Night nurse interviews, finalizing the nursery plans, and making a new non-throat-slashing commercial for the Marbella! Got it.
I'm on it.
All of it.
Thank you.
(woman screams on video) MAN: Our luxurious honeymoon suites are to die for.
(Lina shrieks) I can't believe it! (laughter) - Oh.
(gasps) - (gasps) You just made my job a thousand percent more fun.
- Oh, it's nice to be back.
- (sighs) It's familiar, you know? - It's, like, my old life - Yeah.
So quick update.
Mm.
We no longer hate Busboy Ben.
Uh-huh.
Turns out he was just in a bad relationship that made him cranky, which I found out after I slept with him.
- Oh.
Okay, good to know.
- Mm-hmm.
Anyway, "now all of our hate is reserved for “Vests”" the world's worst boss.
Who's approaching.
Hey, Scott.
Uh, actually, I go by Mr.
Archuletta, now that I'm manager.
- Seriously? - I told you.
You might want to shut it down, Lina Because we have a problem.
- I know you've been stealing liquor from the bar.
- LINA: What?! I haven't stolen anything.
You were closing up last night when the bottles went missing, and you were clearly drunk.
(laughs): Okay.
I do not appreciate being accused of a crime I did not commit, and I will use every legal recourse to fight these accusations, and then I will file a counterclaim against you and the hotel, and then you'll find yourself up to your eyeballs in legal bills! I know it was you.
Just figuring out how to prove it.
Okay, someone's Good Wife binge really paid off.
I know.
But, Jane I didn't do it.
- So you weren't drinking at work.
- Oh, of course I was drinking at work.
But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze.
(groans): Oh I can't lose my job, Jane.
Busboy Ben will definitely go back to his girlfriend if I'm not around.
Okay.
Calm down.
(exhales) We'll figure it out.
If you didn't do it, then you're not losing your job.
I have to go to work.
No, you don't.
I do.
I feel okay.
Where's my jacket? Oh.
I got it.
Thank you.
And thank you for taking care of me last night.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To give some context It's been exactly 14 hours and 53 minutes since Luisa's ex-lover lay dead in front of her.
(gasps) No! Also 394 days since Luisa has had a drink.
Well until last night.
12 steps forward, one step back.
And now this step.
Jane, you'll recall, had decided to tell Rafael about Michael as soon as possible.
(exhales) Shh, shh.
Mateo's still sleeping.
Look what I got him for his first swim lesson.
So cute, right? Raf, I have to talk to you about Michael.
Oh, wow.
So not even a little lead up? What about him? Well, he didn't want to be around me or the baby while Rose was out there but now - What? - Now she's gone and we're safe.
He still loves me.
And I still love him.
No.
What? Come on, anyone but him.
I don't love anybody else.
- He punched me in the face.
- I know.
- In front of Mateo.
- And he feels bad.
- Oh, he feels bad? - Okay, so what I mean is that he wants to apologize.
- He's different.
- And you turned him in.
So that makes it okay? - No, no, no.
That's not what I'm saying.
- He's a bad guy.
No, he's not.
Well, he's bad for our family, and I want nothing to do with him, okay? - Are you serious? - What? Petra covered up for the fact that her mom pushed my grandmother down the stairs, and I threw her a freaking baby shower.
And now you're telling me - you can't even have lunch with Michael? - Fine.
Let's all have lunch.
Great! I look forward to it! Spoiler alert: I don't believe them.
So, he agreed to lunch, at least.
And I use the term “agreed” loosely.
He definitely wasn't happy about it.
Yeah, well, it'd be weird if he was.
- Yeah.
That's true.
- It's gonna be hard, obviously.
- I have to apologize.
- Yeah.
Any thoughts on what you'd say? - Huh? - Because you can try it out on me.
- No.
- Michael.
Your toast at Mark's wedding? Oh.
Come on.
- What were your opening lines? - Let that go.
Oh, yeah: “For the longest time, “I thought Mark was dating his sister.
” Who cuddles with their sister? (chuckles) Let's talk about this later, okay? - I love you.
- Yeah, I love you, too.
Anyone ever tell you you got a goofy grin, Cordero? Hey.
What are you doing here? You should be home in bed.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To remind you, it had been 15 hours and 32 minutes since Sin Rostro threatened her family.
We have to figure out where Mutter is, how she got ahead of us and how she killed Rose.
This is what we got so far.
I I was sent here from Internal Affairs.
To investigate you.
Yeah.
I figured that one out.
A while ago.
I understand now how Rose got to you, how she manipulated you.
JANE: I want to be with Michael.
With Michael.
And he loves me.
- He loves me.
I want to be with Michael.
- PETRA: Rafael.
- Rafael! - Sorry.
Yes.
Yes? You like the synchronized swimmers.
Hmm? For the commercial! WOMAN: Like I was saying, it's Old Hollywood glamour with a touch of Miami magic.
We'd be selling the fantasy.
- Okay, what is going on with you? - I'm sorry.
Jane just told me she's getting back together with Michael, and I I guess I'm still processing.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that Petra was feeling many mixed emotions.
On one hand On the other hand Meaning she really had to get things checked off her freaking list.
Okay.
Well, are you done processing? Can we move on with the commercial now? - Yes.
Of course.
- Also, I'm scheduling night nurse appointments for the day after tomorrow.
Terrific.
ROGELIO: Beyond terrific.
It's incredible.
While we've been eating, Paola secured the hologram of Selena to do a one-night-only performance at the Tiago premiere.
JANE: Well done, Paola.
It was nothing.
Anyway, we should get going, Mr.
de la Vega.
You have to be at the set in half an hour.
Oh, and you need to call Antonio Banderas back.
He called me? No.
But you told me to practice dropping names.
Oh, Paola, that was so convincing.
- Bien, Paola.
- Nice to meet - you all.
- Nice to meet you.
Ah What? Nothing.
Just nice to see now that you're single you're dating Dad.
Stop! You're being ridiculous.
We're just worried about you, that's all.
And we want to make sure that you're okay seeing Rogelio this much.
I'm fine.
You have nothing to worry about.
Okay.
Good.
Just checking in.
Good-bye, sweet boy.
(kissing) Thanks for putting him down.
I'm gonna be late tonight.
I'm closing.
It's for a good cause.
Mm.
- (loud crunching) - Shh! Okay, in case you didn't notice, we're on a stakeout.
The liquor thief is never going to show up - if he hears your loud snacking.
- Really? It's the snacks that'll tip them off? Not your extremely loud voice? And we're not on a stakeout.
We're just very casually and quietly closing the lounge.
You know, should the thief show up - while we're doing it, then - (gasps) Shh, shh, shh.
Come, come.
Look.
Oh, no.
(gasps) Hey! (exhales) How's that adorable nephew of mine? What's going on? You know, same old, same old.
With the alcohol.
I thought you were sober.
I I was, and I (sighs) I've had a hell of a tough week, Jane, and I messed up.
Actually, um I'm glad you caught me.
I don't want to do this.
Just just do me a favor.
Um don't tell my brother.
Let me tell him.
Who cares who tells him? What about me? Our boss thinks Lina stole it.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I'll fix it.
I can't fix it if you don't stay still.
I'm sorry, Paola.
Mm-hmm.
You know, Paola, most men would feel intimidated by a kilt, but I have been fortunate enough to be blessed with incredible legs.
Indeed, Mr.
de la Vega.
So, was J.
Lo a fan of Braveheart? She seems like she would be.
You know, I'm not at liberty to say.
Okay.
You're done.
Go get your Spanx on.
Hmm.
My lucky lavender briefs are folded in half.
I always fold them in quarters.
Maybe the wardrobe department came in here for some reason, - no? - We'll ask them immediately.
And then we should report this incident to studio security.
Don't you think that's a bit extreme? - Mm-mm.
- What's going on? - What - Okay.
I'm telling you this only because it's a matter of safety.
Something very similar happened on Maid in Manhattan to you-know-who.
- (gasps) - And it turned out to be a stalker.
What? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh.
Remember this? - - I told my pen pal Lola.
Lola is in prison, so it's not like she's going to do anything with my secrets.
She won't be out for another ten years.
J.
Lo had a stalker? Focus, Rogelio.
The point is we need to take this very seriously.
JANE: Be careful.
Don't let him trap you in an argument.
And be prepared - to do some groveling.
- Totally prepared to grovel.
And, of course, no touching, no long loving looks, and definitely no inside jokes.
Okay, so, impressions, goofy faces, - off-limits.
- Yes.
Like they always are.
- Okay.
- And the fact that I laugh at your goofy faces means it's an inside joke, so it's doubly off-limits.
So I shouldn't give him one of these? - (laughing): No.
No.
- What about one of these? No.
Not that one either.
- No, don't you dare.
- Mateo? - I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
- Don't do it.
Please don't do it.
I have to.
I wanted to apologize.
Sincerely.
Uh, it was a bad situation all around.
And now, with some distance, I understand how you must have felt.
And as for, you know, what happened, me punching you, I'm not asking you to forgive me for that, but I hope you can accept my apology.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow.
Humble and sincere.
This was exactly the apology speech Jane wanted Michael to give.
Which makes sense, considering she wrote it.
I got it.
So, is there anything else you want to say? Sure.
I don't like you, I don't trust you, and I don't want you anywhere near my son.
For the record, not what she would have scripted.
- Look, I know that you're upset, I - Because you won't leave us alone.
- Rafael.
- You're like a cockroach you just - keep coming back where you don't belong.
- All right, you know what, - just to be clear, I do belong here, because Jane chose me.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
That's what this is about, huh? You're jealous.
- She chose you? - I'm jealous? -Seriously? - Yeah.
- Okay, you know what, we're done here.
- ROGELIO: Hi, there.
- (startled shout) Sorry.
Didn't see you.
No problem.
I'm meeting your mom to run some lines.
Are you okay? Look, I want to tell you what's happening, but you have to promise to stay calm, okay? - Of course.
- I'm serious, Dad.
- No matter how excited you get.
- Say no more.
Luckily, I'm an actor, blessed with the ability to keep in total control of my emotions.
Go ahead.
Michael and I want to get back together.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To be clear, that's how he was on the outside.
On the inside (shouting) Everything's gonna go well! The bromance is coming back.
The bromance, the bromance bromance the bromance You don't say.
But I don't think it's gonna work.
Interesting.
What's, uh, holding you back? He and Rafael hate each other, and Rafael won't let go of that.
And-and I don't want that kind of animosity around Mateo.
I mean, that is so important.
But so is true love, Jane.
I mean, I'm sorry, but it is.
And it's rare.
It's so rare.
What you and Michael have and what me and Xo have Dad Well, fine.
It also applies to us.
Which is why well, you see, we're not willing to walk away from each other.
Yeah, but what about the kid issue? I don't know.
Perhaps she'll change her mind, you know? (phone buzzing) Studio security.
I have to take this.
Hello? What?! Nope.
No, I've never seen this woman.
She did a little extra work here.
We found her in possession of these.
Which your assistant Paola has identified as your second favorite lucky briefs.
Thank you, Paola.
Very much.
Please have these laundered, with a gentle press.
They've been through enough.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, no.
Looks like they sniffed out the wrong stalker.
Where are you? - I'm running late for swim class.
- What? - We have night nurse interviews.
- Now? Yes! You said swim class was at 1:00.
I am so sorry.
It moved and I forgot to tell you.
Can they reschedule? They're here.
You know what? Forget it.
I'll just decide.
- Pet - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear.
From one angry baby mama to another.
Yup, this is gonna be fun.
Hey, Mr.
Sweetface, do you like your first swim lesson? Yes? - Hey.
- Hi.
Okay, swim parents, so for the first five minutes, we're just gonna get our babies - used to the water, all right? - Five minutes that's certainly a lot longer than you lasted at lunch.
Are we seriously gonna do this now? We were supposed to do it yesterday but you didn't even try.
So if you want, you can blow bubbles (spluttering) I did try.
I showed up.
You didn't.
(spluttering) - You were angry and defensive and - Yeah! - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, - is he doing it? - Oh, my God! Is he blowing a bubble? You're a little Michael Phelps! Yeah, he is.
Yes, you are.
Just move your kiddo around the pool, take 'em on a little boat ride, so they see what that feels like.
Yes Oh Okay maybe I am a little jealous.
But that's not what this is about.
This is about Mateo's safety Which is why Michael stayed away.
But now that the threat is gone But it's not.
Look, time and time again, Michael made these really dangerous choices because of his job.
You know that's true.
Is this okay? Don't be silly.
Of course.
I mean, it's just acting, right? Right.
I-It says that you're supposed to lust after my breasts, not my shoulder.
Of course.
(clears throat) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait, what?! Hey! You guys are off script! Ow! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, here we are.
Approximately 62 hours and 25 minutes since these two broke up.
Stuff like this always happens after a breakup.
I'm sure Gwyneth and Chris have done this numerous times.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes.
Consciously uncoupled coitus.
(door closes, Xiomara gasps) Jane's home.
Quick, get up, get dressed! What Why? I just don't want to hear her opinions right now.
Ma? XIOMARA: Uh, hey, honey.
Hurry up.
What's taking so long? These pants are on the snug side, but David Beckham told me I could pull them off.
(thump) What was that? XIOMARA: Just dropped my shoe.
All good.
Hm.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whew! That was close.
Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know Ah.
I'm just waking up from a nap.
Oh, are you not feeling well? 'Cause you look a little sweaty.
Oh, it's You know, it's hot.
Miami.
Mm.
Because that is one wild nap.
Oh.
Maybe Liar! I saw Dad sneaking out of the house like a teenager.
Okay, look, look, it was just ex-sex.
Oh It's a totally normal thing that everyone does after they break up.
Well, everyone except for you.
It doesn't change anything.
It's over.
We both know it.
- But Mom - No, no.
No.
No lectures.
This is not a lecture.
Dad is holding out hope.
He thinks you might change your mind.
About kids.
He does? I won't.
I know.
Wow.
I-I really thought we were in sync.
RAFAEL: They're gonna be great.
PETRA: Yes, they are.
What's wrong? If me and my daughters are going to be second-class citizens, you need to tell me so I can be prepared.
Second-class? To Jane and Mateo.
You won't.
We are now.
And look, I know you didn't choose this pregnancy.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's an understatement.
But you did agree to be there.
And if that's changed, I need to know.
No.
I will be there.
And I'm sorry for making you feel that way.
- Okay, what is going on? - With the synchronized swimmers? They're filming a commercial.
No, with Vests.
He just fired me.
- What? - What? Luisa asked me to replace some bottles and he saw me putting them back and now - he thinks I stole them.
- Don't worry.
I'm calling her and we are fixing this right now.
Hola, Jane.
Como esta? Luisa? Where are you? Just hanging out.
What about you? She's drunk.
- I am not! - Are you okay? Tell me where you are, I'll come get you.
(pop song playing over phone) (same pop song playing, louder and clearer) She's in the lounge.
(sighs, then gasps) Stay cool.
I'm gonna count to three, then you guys are gonna stand up.
I'm gonna slip away.
(whooshes) One, two, three.
I only had one drink.
And five shots.
And two shots.
I'm sorry.
Please don't take me back to the Marbella.
Luisa, you're in the Marbella.
(gasps) I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to slip.
(sighs) Did you tell my brother? No.
Did you? - Yeah.
- Luisa.
Mm? Okay, no.
Just, I didn't tell him because he's gonna be so disappointed in me.
I know, but still, you have to tell him.
Can I call my sponsor first? (exhales) Ay Mm.
Are you Luisa's sponsor? No.
Oh But look, I'll take care of her.
When she wakes up, she should probably talk to her brother.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of big scary talks We can't do this anymore Act like we didn't break up, because we're really just putting off the inevitable.
I'm not gonna change my mind about having kids.
Jane told you? Yeah, she did.
But it was good, it-it helped me see.
We're not gonna feel broken up unless we take a step back.
Not see each other as much.
So maybe take Jane to the Tiago premiere? (text alert whooshes) (laughs) Uh uh (phone rings) Michael, you can't.
You're more important.
I'm not losing you again, Jane.
I told you the other night that I would do anything to make this work, and if that's losing my job versus losing you, then you win out, every single time.
JANE: He loves his job.
How can I let him quit? It's not really your choice, right? I mean, if he loves you enough to to sacrifice something like that, I-it's up to him.
Mom? (gasping): Oh, my Hon, you look beautiful.
I'm glad you're going to the premiere with your dad.
But are you okay? Yes, I'm totally fine.
I'm gonna order Chinese, fire up the DVR I'm looking forward to just relaxing.
Go on.
No, no, I don't want the gluten-free, MSG-free egg rolls.
I know that's my normal order.
Just the regular egg rolls tonight.
For one.
This British telenovela is not that original.
We did the Egyptian deflowering the virgin then dying in her bed on Amor de Arabia.
Stop talking and pay attention.
This part's important.
- What?! - I assume? - You watched this without me?! - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- No, no.
That is, like, a fundamental relationship rule.
You wait before moving forward on your DVR.
(both laughing) (sighing) Forgot my phone.
Mom? Are you okay? Sorry.
Yeah.
(gasps) I just don't know whether or not to start episode eight, because we were watching it together, you know, and Oh.
Oh.
(crying): And don't want to move ahead without him.
But I want to know what happened to Lady Sybil, you know? Yeah, I know, Mom.
(crying) I know.
- Jane should be arriving any minute.
- No problem.
We're a little ahead of schedule.
But listen, I've been thinking about your stalker situation.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll remind you, this is his stalker situation.
And I'm concerned.
Stalkers can be really dangerous.
I've set up security on set, but what's your situation like at home? Do you have a dead bolt? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No, don't tell her, Rogelio.
No.
I lost the key.
Weapons? Just the mace I keep in my underwear drawer.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: This is torture! Okay, how about a password-protected security system? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm shaking tables over here.
Password's the same as every other password.
Rogelio, or, “Rogelio1” if a number is needed.
Hmm.
Oh, it's Jane.
- - Um You okay? Yeah.
Yes.
Jane is running late.
Her mom was upset.
Oh, God, are you always going to be a second-class citizen? - What? - I'm sorry.
I shouldn't speak out of turn.
No, it's okay.
This is a big night for you.
That's all.
I wish Jane turned up for you.
- Anyway, you should walk the carpet.
- Yeah.
(reporters clamoring, cameras clicking) - - LUISA: I just feel so alone.
My parents are dead my brother hates me LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The love of her life died in front of her.
So when this little voice tells me to drink, even just one, to take the edge off Well, I don't have a little voice.
I have a big voice.
You need to go back to rehab.
So that when you're out, and you're better I can take you out.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: At last, a step forward.
Which brings us here, now.
Hey, Dad.
I've been looking for you.
Why aren't you at the after party? I just needed some air.
Well, Tiago was great.
I-I'm, I'm really sorry that I missed the carpet.
I understand your mother was having a tough time.
Exactly.
And she's more important to you than me.
Wait.
Wait.
What?! Well, you chose her over me.
No, it was just because she was upset about the breakup.
So was I, and tonight was a huge night for me, and you didn't show up.
So the only Tiago related hashtag trending was hashtag Rolonelio.
You made a choice.
At least own it.
I'm really sorry, Dad.
I just think I need some space right now.
Uh I just feel so badly.
I know.
I'm sorry I put you in that position.
I e-mailed him a long apology, lots of emojis.
I won't be long.
Where are you now? Taking Dad's advice, actually.
I'm owning my choice.
Michael is willing to give up his job.
Does that make it okay? I didn't think so, because it's not about that.
The problem is I'm choosing him.
And I am choosing him.
Either accept it, or don't, but if you don't, you're the one who is making it worse on our son, not me.
I don't want to be replaced.
What?! No, you won't be.
Hey, you won't be.
You're Mateo's dad.
Yeah.
I'll try.
Thank you.
(elevator bell dings) (elevator door closes) - What are you doing here? - You asked what to expect from me when the babies come, so, here it goes.
I will be there for all of it.
I'll be the night nurse, I'll wake up with them every three hours.
I will feed them, I will burp them.
- What? - It's everything that I wanted to do with Mateo and Jane, but I never got the chance.
I'll even put in a door between our suites, - so that I can go back and forth.
- Rafael, stop.
What's going on? I want to be there with the babies, with you.
You are not a second-class citizen, Petra, and Maybe I made a mistake.
What happened? - Excuse me? - I'm guessing Jane rejected you in some way, so now you're here? I'm not a second-class citizen, Raf.
But I'm not a second choice, either.
You should go.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here.
Hey.
Hey.
Are you alone? Yup.
But I'm not planning on going home alone.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And neither, for the record, was Jane.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when she saw him.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And he saw her.
(bright Broadway-style melody playing) WOMAN: Guys, we're trying to rehearse.
Can you make out somewhere else? (both snickering quietly) (bright, Broadway-style melody resumes) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw.
And I hate to burst this bubble.
Paola! Thank God it's you.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But that is what I'm here for.
I thought it was a crazy person sitting there in the dark.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You thought right! No problem.
And so you know, I've taken care of all the security measures we discussed.
I had new locks installed.
I also had a new security system put in.
(beeping) And I installed bars in all the windows so no one can ever get out.
You mean, so no one could ever get in? No.
That's not what I mean.
Rogo.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it should be noted, that's when he realized There's only one person in the world who has ever called me by that name, my old prison pen pal Lola.
So you remember me? But you-you couldn't be.
She was in jail when you worked for J.
Lo.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when he heard the scariest words of all.
I've never met J.
Lo.