Lost in Oz (2015) s02e13 Episode Script

[DOROTHY.]
Previously on Lost in Oz.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - The Nome King's belt is the most powerful magic in all of Oz.
Emerald City is ours.
High five, my good sir.
The entire population of Emerald City is stranded in the Nome Kingdom.
We found a way out of here.
But without any way to cross the Deadly Desert, we're still stuck.
West is bringing the Deadly Desert to life.
[GLINDA.]
It's not deadly anymore.
We'll go back to Emerald City and make sure it's safe for everyone.
Then we'll bring them all home.
(MAGICAL MUSIC) - Goodbye Nome Kingdom.
Emerald City, here we come! (GRUNTING) - (LAUGHING) - (TOTO BARKING) (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC) Whoa.
Yeah.
(MAP WHOOSHING) (GROUND RUMBLING) (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC) All I ever did was take life from this fairy land and then you, Dorothy, and your friends, you brought life back.
(TOTO BARKS) Thank you, Toto.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (ETHEREAL MUSIC) (DOOR CLATTERING) This is the old Trans-Desert Passage from when the Nomes and Emerald citizens were free to go between the two fairy lands.
How do you know that? I've been here before.
This tunnel nearly got us home.
You mean it nearly got you to Emerald City.
Oh, right, that's what I meant.
Well, if Emerald City's going to be home for any of us, we have to take the Nome King's belt from Guph.
And, use it to bring everyone home.
When we know it's safe.
We need someone who could get close enough to Guph to take the belt, someone he trusts.
The only nome I've seen get that close to Guph is his own reflection.
That's true.
His reflection is the only one he seems to listen to.
Well, that's sure a lot of no help at all.
- (TUNNEL WHIRRING) - (TUNNEL CRUMBLING) Look out! Move fast! - What was that? - The passage.
We have to work together or the tunnel won't let us through.
(GASPS) The reflection! That's it! We use Guph's reflection.
If we can somehow control Guph's reflection, we could get in his head.
We can convince him to give up the belt.
[ALL.]
Hmm? Oh, come on, between you three awesome witches, you have to know some kind of mirror spell.
Seriously, Dorothy, that's total fairy tale stuff.
It's very creative, Dorothy, but magic doesn't work like that.
Maybe that's just because no one's figured it out yet.
[REIGH.]
I can do it.
You can enchant a reflection? Mmm, but not with magic.
I conjure pure Oz technology.
Now, you're speaking my language.
Just like I told you, the Nomes are back under your control.
Yes, precisely.
I have accomplished all of my goals (CHUCKLES).
What will I do now? Treat yourself.
Do something nice, just for you.
Hmm, I do so enjoy this whole conquering business.
Ah, start a list of more fairy lands I can seize.
Very good, my king.
(GROUP BLEEPING) (GRUNTING) [DOROTHY.]
It's a good thing you have this camo-tech, Reigh.
[REIGH.]
Once again what everyone calls paranoia I call preparation.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) Anything? Nope, still Scarecrow.
[REIGH.]
Try switching the RC with the PC.
The reflectionation cable with the projectionation cable.
Uh The blue plug with the green plug.
- (MACHINE BEEPING) - Okay, hit it! (UPBEAT MUSIC) Oh, huh, it works! Scarecrow, you're Guph.
I am? Oh, I am! Hey, look at me, I'm Guph.
How did you two do this? You are talking to the vice president of my school's audio video club.
And, I'm pretty good with machines.
Wait, so this means one of us has to play Guph's reflection? There's no way he's gonna fall for that.
I'm really mean and scary.
Bla ah ah.
Oh, it'll be easy.
You just have to speak from the diaphragm in a smooth, condescending tone.
And then, just when everyone begins to relax, you yell in their faces.
(TOTO WHIMPERS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Oh, you're gonna make me do this.
[ALL.]
Mmm hmm.
But, how do we get the mirror in front of Guph? If there's one thing I learned in the nome Kingdom, the kings sure love their gifts.
True that.
A delivery for you, King Guph.
(SLURPING) There's a card, sir.
Dear King Guph.
Just a little housewarming gift from all us thankful Nomes.
Welcome home, King.
(CHUCKLES) Did you hear that, old friend.
Finally, the gratitude you deserve.
My King, I have created the list of fairy lands that could use a good conquering.
Personally, I think the Winkies are most vulnerable.
(BOX CLATTERING) What is that? Oh! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (REIGH GROANING) Oh! Oh! (CLATTERING) It's, it's beautiful.
Finally, a mirror worthy of a king.
Now, hold up a second here.
You don't even know this reflection.
I am majestic! (SCREAMS) Reigh, you're not Reigh, remember? You're Guph, dude.
(TOTO BARKS) Ah, I see that royalty suits you well.
Ah yes, came with the place.
I honestly didn't know that anything could be this soft.
So, fluffy.
Wait a minute.
Why aren't you wearing a robe? (ALL GRUNTING) Ah, I got it.
I would never wear the germ-ridden clothing of an Emeraldo.
(GASPS) Sanitizer! - Sanitizer.
- (REIGH LAUGHING) King Guph, old friend.
Shall we discuss your next conquest, eh? (GUPH GRUMBLES) Oh, My King, after everything we've been through, you wouldn't do anything rash, now would you? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (SCREAMS) Big mistake! (GLASS SHATTERING) Put my new king-size mirror in my new king-size parlor.
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC) And, we're clear.
(ALL CHEERING) Wonderful.
Oh Reigh, that was amazing! That was terrifying.
(FOOTSTEPS CLACKING) (GASPS) Guys, guys, we're on the move.
Reigh, your performance was perfect.
Keep it up.
Just make him believe that he has to get rid of the belt.
- You're on in three, two - But, be smart.
Make him think that he thought of it.
I got it! Stop making me nervous! [GUPH.]
You, nervous? (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC) (BELL TINKLING) N-ner-ner-nervous? For you, my glorious King.
Nervous? I've won.
I'm on top of the food chain.
I am the most powerful nome known to nome-kind.
But, being on top means you have further to fall.
But, being on top means you have further to fall.
Elaborate.
Your enemies will surely try to usurp your new position.
(CHUCKLES) New posi Who would dream of usurping me? The Nomes are long time enemies of the Phantasms.
- The Giants - And, the Growleywogs.
And, most recently the Growleywogs.
Think about it, King.
What is the one thing that put you upon the Emerald Throne? Lack of ethical restraint.
Well, yes, that, but what magic put you there? The Nome King's belt.
Yes! And, now that it has served its purpose, you must Protect it at all costs.
I'll build an impenetrable defense system so no one can ever take it from me! Yes! Wait, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.
Oh, you are so very wise.
Manager Nome! Crushers installed around the castle perimeter will pulverize any assailant who breaches the Water of Oblivion Moat seen here.
Oh, very nice.
It's neat and I like it.
No one will get within a thousand yards of that belt without your permission, King, sir.
- (MONITOR BLEEPING) - (OMINOUS MUSIC) What are you doing? We need a plan B, fast.
Cameras on each crusher will broadcast said pulverization for your repeat viewing pleasure.
(LAUGHS) How gratuitous! Excellent work, Manager Nome, wouldn't you agree, reflection? (GRUMBLES) Reflection? If he's blocking out all threats from the outside, we need Guph to think the real danger is already inside the castle.
You can do that? We're talking about irrational fear here.
Reflection, hello.
(MIRROR BLEEPING) Ah, there you are! Sorry about that, I just needed a moment to myself.
That's an odd thing for a reflection to say.
So, what do you think of my state-of-the-art defense system? - Meh.
- Meh? [GUPH.]
Meh? This may guard the belt against outside invasion, but does nothing to prevent one from the inside.
Sir, there is no need to concern yourself with such nonsense.
Hmm, oddly defensive words from the only nome who knows the secret of my new defense system.
King Guph, sir, I have always stood by your side.
Exactly! You've let him get too close.
He knows too much.
This is preposterous.
How dare you? He's getting confrontational! Come on, Reigh.
Get back in there.
- Ugh.
- Hey! - Oh! - Uh.
(GASPING) That is not your (STAMMERING) (ALL CHATTERING) - Sir, look! - Oh.
(ALL CHATTERING) Look! (MIRROR ZAPPING) Have I mentioned how much I love our mustaches? Uh, sir, that reflection is not what you think.
It is a trick, sir.
(OMINOUS MUSIC) Your Magnificence, who are you going to trust, this disgruntled nome who could steal your belt the moment you turn your back? - (WHIMPERS) - Or your own reflection? - (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (GUPH GRUMBLES) It is a trick, sir.
I trusted you, Shaleton.
You remembered my name.
- (WAND ZAPPING) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Your situation has changed, Guph.
You can only trust yourself now.
And, you.
I can trust you, right? Always.
Which is why, now hear me out, you must get rid of the belt.
The Nome King's Belt? After all I went through to get it? You no longer need it.
You control Emerald City and all its magic.
You no longer need it.
You control Emerald City and all its magic.
Exactly! Because of the belt.
As long as the belt is with you It can be taken and used against you.
Hmm.
But, hide the belt now at the height of your power And, you shall remain exactly where you belong.
I have to get rid of the belt.
Now, you're thinking like a king, my king.
And where might you hide it, do you suppose? I know a remote place where things go to disappear, out in the Out Mmm, ah, ah, ah.
I will take your advice, my friend, and keep the secret location a true secret.
Oh, but my king, you can trust me.
Yes, but you never know who might be listening in.
Well, he does have a point.
(ALL GASPING) Wait! My King! Reigh, we're gonna need your van.
(RUMBLING) If I cannot trust the advice of my own reflection who can I trust? (ZAPPING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (SIGHS) How heavy is the head that wears the crown? (DARK MUSIC) (VEHICLE RUMBLING) (VAN BLEEPING) (TOTO BARKS) [DOROTHY.]
Can we walk through and get it? [GLINDA.]
The falls are too powerful.
We'd be crushed.
If I had some frezoneze or hultonium, we could stop the falls, but without magic I can do it.
You know last week, I opened a portal from Kansas to Oz, reanimated my mom, and brought life to the Deadly Desert.
What's a few thousand sticks? (OMINOUS MUSIC) (WEST GRUNTING) (PORTAL CRACKLING) - Oh! - Yes! (STICKS CLATTERING) Go get it, Toto.
(TOTO BARKS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (WEST GRUNTS) (STICKS CLATTERING) Good boy, Toto! (TOTO BARKS) (WEST PANTING) (TOTO BARKS) I've done it! No one will ever find the Nome King's belt.
- We got it! - Yeah! I can't believe it actually worked! Believe it, Munchkin.
(LAUGHS) Yes, yes! - Ha ha, woo hoo! - Yeah! (GASPING) What are those Emeraldos doing in my mirror? (DOROTHY AND WEST LAUGHING) What? - Woo hoo! - Ha ha! Roquat, Dorothy Gale? Oh, hey, Guph.
No! (BELT CLANKING) Look what we found.
What? No! (GROANS) (GRUNTS) Ha! - (WAND ZAPPING) - (DOROTHY SHOUTING) (GRUNTS) Mistake.
(SCREAMS) (EMERALD CLANKING) (GENTLE MUSIC) (ALL CHEERING) (VICTORIOUS MUSIC) It is an honor to return your father's belt, King Roquat.
Now, we can return the Nomes and the people of Emerald City back to their rightful homes.
But, what if Dorothy? What if Emerald City was home for everyone? What do you mean? We could open the Trans-Desert Passage.
We can unite the fairy lands.
[BOTH.]
It's worth a shot.
(EMERALD RUMBLING) (NOME GRUNTING) Roquat, you saved me? It was the right thing to do.
Thank you, my king.
(GENTLE MUSIC) (MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC) (TOTO BARKS) [FLOWER.]
Go! Dorothy, I've never been more proud of you.
(GENTLE MUSIC) I guess it's time for us to go home, to Kansas.
Dorothy, you started off here as a little girl lost in Oz and now you've become this strong, resourceful, amazing young woman.
And, you've made Oz your home.
She's made Oz a better home.
For all of us.
(TOTO BARKS) So, now we can go home to Kansas.
Or, we can stay home in Emerald City.
It's your choice, Dorothy.
(MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC)