My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011) s02e13 Episode Script

The Lucifractor was confiscated by your schoolmaster? It's just in his office.
We'll get it back, easy.
And, technically, he's our vice schoolmaster.
- So - Right.
Yeah, which makes it even easier.
The Lucifractor is the greatest threat we Vampires have ever faced.
You have one day to get it back or we will raid that school.
And you don't want that.
So, that's a threat.
It's okay.
Stern won't be any trouble.
For two hundred years, Whitechapel has been a slum, for supernatural garbage.
The order built this town, and it's time To take it back.
Whoops.
Late for work.
Oh, come on.
It's gotta be in here! Have you looked under "L" for Lucifractor? I don't see it.
But I found our Alien DNA Detector Guards! And our Psionic Helmet.
And the Eye of Zartak.
I never realized how much of our magic stuff Stern's taken away from us.
Dude, I found it.
- The Lucifractor? - No, better.
My Forever Flask! Infinite root beer! Benny, that's not what we're looking for.
- Really.
- Uh What are you looking for? She's the girl next door.
Nice but naughty a heart that's pure.
She's the girl next door.
Yeah, it's me.
What you get is what you see.
No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
She can give you everything you need.
She's the girl next door.
Nice but naughty a heart that's pure.
She's the girl next door.
Yeah, it's me.
Now get to class.
Gotta go, man.
Terror is starting to leak out.
That was a mistake.
Still thinking about our date last night, huh? No, Benny and I were just Wait, what? You thought our date was a mistake? Well, I guess, if you do.
I mean Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Totally.
I guess sometimes you gotta try something before you know how horrible it'll be.
Oh.
Right, yeah.
Yeah.
"How horrible it can be?" You yourself said it was a mistake.
I was half kidding, and I didn't think he would agree so quickly.
Whatever, you gave it a shot for some reason, and look what happened.
Dinner was ruined, everyone was attacked by an invisible monster, and There's a gem that can kill all Vampires.
The lesson? Don't date geeks.
Woo! Benny.
Sarah just said that our date was a mistake.
Oh, harsh.
And I kind of, maybe, said it was horrible.
Oh, dude.
Harsh extract.
I know.
I just felt so awkward that I agreed with her.
I didn't think our night was that bad.
You know, aside from everything that happened.
If my experience with girls has taught me anything, it's "just walk away and ignore it.
" - That's what they do to me.
- You're right.
- Get past the personal.
- Yeah.
Maybe I could ask Sarah to go into Stern's office and get the Lucifractor back.
Is she really in the helping mood? She just dumped you.
Or you dumped her.
Either way, it smells like a dump.
But just hurry.
I do not want to be in geography class alone.
Well, you're almost remembering where Switzerland is.
I'm getting close, right? Yeah.
You're not pointing to the blue parts of the map anymore.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Psst! Looks like someone's in need of more awkward conversation.
Sarah.
She wouldn't talk to me.
Look, if my experiences with girls has taught me one thing, it's that you can't get anywhere by talking to 'em.
Never works for me.
Makes sense.
So, how are we going to get the Lucifractor? Bam.
Projection ring.
Stern swiped this from me before I had a chance to try it out.
But I palmed it when we got busted this morning.
So, you put it on and you can look like anyone? Yeah.
Who's gonna stop Stern from walking into his own office? Detention.
Super detention.
Weak hat.
Be better at learning.
You think you're so cool, Brady.
So cool.
And you're mean to Benny Weir when it's obvious that he is way more awesome than you.
You're off the football team.
Forever! Deal with it! You, you're all off the hook.
Secretary lady, you work too hard.
Take the day off.
Oh.
Hi? Hello.
I thought you'd be handing out detentions to the late lunchers.
I made my quota yesterday.
Then you're dreaming! No, I'm not! So, that's what this does.
I never thought to try it on.
I can explain.
Oh I know you can.
I'm a wizard and we're looking for a magic marble and Ethan is a seer and has visions.
Hmm.
Benny, you've been gone forever.
By the way, if anyone asks, you have a complicated bladder condition called Later.
I looked through Stern's office.
There's no sign of the Lucifractor.
But I found this.
It's for you.
I never would have guessed you were a seer Or that you would know about the Lucifractor.
The bat brigade stole the Lucifractor from my family.
And then they took Whitechapel itself.
Now that I have one, I'll take back the other.
My grandfather, Galen Sinestro, would be so proud of me.
And if you're thinking of getting in my way Here's a peek at the coming attractions.
Ah! Benny, Stern knows about us.
He knows what the Lucifractor is.
- Did he do anything to you? - No! But I'm sure you have some brilliant plan to stop him.
What is it? Tell me everything.
I don't have a plan.
He's tougher than anything we've ever faced! Thank you for that unsolicited yet Oh, so accurate compliment.
Ethan! Are you okay? What's What's wrong with you? What? What's wrong with you? It was just one bad date! Ethan? Uh, your, uh Your mom says you're nuts.
We can hug it out if you want.
I won't actually hug you but we can talk.
Show me your hands.
Now! Same two as last time, dude.
Well, the last time I saw you, you were Stern.
He had your ring.
Yeah, everything kind of went blank after I snuck into his office.
I just woke up a little while ago at home.
Somehow I made this wicked sandwich.
But I don't know what was in it.
Weird.
Everybody's dead, Benny.
I see them.
They're all dead.
Relax, dude.
First, um You see dead people? Benny! I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
No, you're not.
Okay.
Um, I want to have granny take a look at your brain, all right? Something's up.
They're clearing out all the shelves.
They must be getting ready to paint.
They know the Lucifractor has been found and they're running! You! You've been promoted to guard! Take a post outside the inner chamber.
Cool! Can I yell "halt" if I see someone? And "who goes there?" Yes! Has your friend Sarah deserted us, as well? She's just dealing with some fallout from a bad date.
Ethan's being a crybaby.
If he doesn't find the Lucifractor, he won't have a head to cry with.
- Anything? - Yes.
- In his head? - Yes.
Is it bad? Sorry.
Ethan, the fear binding you're under is very strong.
We're all going to die.
Look at me.
Now! What you see is not real.
I don't have a spike through my head.
You don't have a head, actually.
It's It's Sarah.
I have to get her out of Whitechapel.
- We should all leave.
- No.
We should stay.
We need to talk with her.
- We're ready.
- Ethan, look at Sarah.
Stern wants you afraid.
Why? Because he knows you can stop him.
You just have to find something stronger than your fear.
Sarah's the one you want to protect the most.
But I'm his best friend! Now, whatever teenager nonsense is going on You two care about each other.
And you have to believe me.
That's stronger than any magic Stern might put in this message.
Let's see what we're dealing with.
What's going on? I shouldn't get a vision from you.
You didn't.
You're in my mind.
Your abilities are growing.
That paper should have thrown you for a loop the way it did me.
But this is This is too much for me.
I need to rest.
You have to fight your fear.
You're stronger than you think.
You can win.
What happened? Grandma? What happened? Stern's magic.
She'll be okay but she may be like that for a while.
We're on our own.
Now what? We go after that goon and show him what the score is.
Can't be that hard.
His jackets are so ugly.
Right? Halt! Who goes there? Who goes there? Show yourself, fiend! Vice Principal Stern? I've waited so long for this.
I thought it would be harder.
Vice Principal Stern is lucifracting everyone.
Vice Principal Stern? I've wanted to despine him ever since he shut down the school's Dusk club.
No! You'll be absorbed by the Lucifractor.
Let him have this town.
He's human.
We can simply return when he dies of old age.
If there's a fight coming, I want to be here with my friends.
I'm not going to leave Sarah if that guy wants to wipe us out.
You two are coming with me.
Aren't you? Yes.
Whitechapel can worry about itself.
Okay.
You know what? Enough is enough.
Dude, we have gone up against all kinds of crazy stuff before, and we always win.
Well, basically, most of the time we almost lose, but that's not the point.
The point is you're the guy who pulls it together.
Every time.
So pull it together! - I just talked to Erica.
- She didn't sound like herself.
She's leaving town with Rory and the entire Vampire Council's running.
Ethan.
We need your help.
If we can't stop Stern, who knows what's going to happen to us? Look, I can't let anything happen to you guys.
Your grandma said that I had to find something stronger than fear.
I think I did.
Here.
Do you feel that? Dude? Are we having a moment? I'm okay.
As long as I don't let the fear through.
We can do this.
We're on our own against Stern.
Well, then, I guess someone's banishment can't really be enforced.
Guys, don't freak out.
I've thought it over and this is our best shot, okay? Sarah! You two aren't very happy to see me, I can tell.
You bit my best friend! And you made me suck out the venom when you knew what it would do! And I'd love to be sorry about that, but you all know I've done much, much worse.
Later.
The man who has the Lucifractor is related to the wizard you took down 200 years ago.
Sinestro family revenge, what a shock.
How did you stop his super great grandfather? He loved power.
He loved to show it off.
I let him wipe out most of my flock with the Lucifractor while I snuck up behind him and drained him dry.
I told you I'd done worse.
We wait here.
Should we follow her? She's scary.
I'm not sure.
Wasn't this your idea? Follow me.
You want to follow me.
Yes.
I want to follow you.
Yes.
Follow.
We're a little late to the party.
Where would Stern go? The caller.
We use it to communicate with other covens, but he can use it to broadcast the Lucifractor's field, across the entire town at once.
Ethan.
So happy you could make it.
Well, I got bored looking at dead people.
I can think of one I'd like to see.
Benny? Benny and I had a little conversation when I caught him in the office.
Well, a one-sided conversation, really.
Take care of your friends for me.
There's a good boy.
Benny? We have to take Benny out.
He's an acceptable loss.
- No, he's not! - What's so funny? Veritas mazok-nar Benny pal-natak! What is that thing? After that time a magic camera turned Benny into evil Benny, he sent me an email marked, "in case of evil Benny, open this.
" I never thought I'd get the chance to use it! Don't hurt me again.
You know, only some people can pull off a cape.
You're not one of them.
Huh.
Now I see the resemblance.
Spitting image of old Galen Sinestro.
But with a head.
What do you know about him? I remember how his blood tasted even after 200 years.
Wow.
I'm gonna enjoy this.
- What is this? - I'm in your mind.
You're stronger than I thought.
You're still not as strong as I am.
You're not strong.
The Lucifractor is.
You're afraid of losing it, just like you tried to make me afraid.
- I can feel it.
- I'm not afraid of anything.
In two centuries, no one's had enough power to do what I'm about to do.
You're not doing anything.
The power's in that.
Not in you.
You're nothing.
Stop saying that! I can draw all the energy I need from this and then the power will be in me, and I can get rid of this little bauble! You can't handle it.
You're afraid.
Stop it! Enough! I can feel the power! The deepest darkness! You're such a fool! You'll never stop me now! Sarah! - Yes! - Come on.
Get up! I feel the power! Good second date.
Much more our speed.
What did I miss? You'll be just in time for the end if we don't leave now.
Go! Run! Now! - Come on! Hurry up! - Benny, come on! Go! There is no limit.
No limit! If we're supposed to be running away, shouldn't we be Running? Like, away? Be silent.
We're waiting.
For what? That.
It is done.
Nice explosion.
Ethan and Benny will be sad if they missed that.
She's the girl next door.
Nice but naughty, a heart that's pure.
She's the girl next door.
Just for me.