Shake It Up! s02e13 Episode Script

Hey, ladies.
I was just taking a nap in my dressing room When this amazing fantasy dance number came to me in a dream.
It'll be a cool hip-hop dance, With the dancers coming out of a giant cuckoo clock! Isn't that a great idea? Yeah, I love it.
I also loved it When I came up with that idea.
Yeah, well, now it's my idea, And I love it and we're doing it! CeCe, who cares whose idea it was? Especially since Gary's going to make us the leads in that dance.
- I am? - Yes, you are.
Hmm.
Another good idea I came up with.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to start the show.
Welcome to Shake It Up, Chicago! I'm Gary Wilde and I want You to lift with your legs, not your back, Because we are gonna raise the roof With another one of my dance crew discoveries.
I give you the ICONic Boyz! The ICONic Boyz? That was my idea to put them on the show! Not so much fun when it happens to you, huh? Hey, do it, you, do it.
Standing right in front of me Stop, do it, go, do it.
Dancin' like you wanna be Got to move your body Puttin' on a show Gotta break the frame We're not the same She move like magic on the floor I'll be screaming wanting more She got nothing up her sleeve I don't know what to believe She moves like magic on the floor Leaves you guessing never sure She be lookin' to deceive I don't know what to believe She moves like magic on the floor Do it up! Do it up Do it up! Do it up Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor It can get a little crazy and the kick hits the floor Make a scene.
Make a scene nobody can ignore Don't knock it, til you rock it.
We can't take it not more! Bring the lights up! Bust the doors down! All together now, shake it up, shake it up Sh-sh-sh-shake it up.
You got to change it up And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up Bring the lights up, bust the doors down All together now, shake it up, shake it up Shake it up Shake It Up! S02E13 Copy Kat It Up So, Jessica said the costume for cuckoo clock dance Are da bomb.
Are you even listening to me? That girl over there have been staring at us for the past five minutes.
And unless she's blinking exact the same time that I'm blinking She hasn't blinked yet.
What girl? Drop your napkin on the floor, Pretend to pick it up and casually look over your shoulder Okay.
Oh, look! A random breeze has blow my napkin on the floor.
I will casually pick it up now.
Is it that girl? Very subtle, CeCe.
Hi, I'm Kat.
Sorry to bother you.
It's just that I'm such a huge fan.
Aw.
Thank you.
And I think you're the most awesome dancer on Shake It Up, Chicago! Aw.
Thank you.
Listen to me, gushing on and on.
Nerd City, population, me.
Sorry for interrupting your lunch.
So, uh Would you like to join us? Oh, my gosh.
No, no, no.
Really.
I mean, I couldn't.
Really.
What if someone saw a loser like me sitting with you? It could ruin your career And then I'd never see you on the show again And then I'd die.
I'd just die! Although, a few minutes wouldn't kill anyone.
So, what kind of pizza do you like? I like whatever you like, CeCe.
You have the most amazing taste.
I mean, I love your clothes, your hair And you're even prettier in real life than you are on TV! You know what? I like this girl.
Next time, Flynn, you're gonna come to our place.
We have our own bowling alley and an indoor pool.
I had no idea, Mr.
Gold.
I'm so glad you're my new best friend, Mike.
And we're right on the lake, so you play your cards right, I'll let you drive the speedboat.
Am I old enough for that? Flynn, I'm incredibly rich.
There are no rules for people like me.
Come on, Son, the helicopter's on the roof.
That was Dave Gold! The biggest music producer in Chicago! And that was his son, Mike Gold, The biggest booger producer in the fourth grade.
You have to hook me up with his dad And get him to listen to my music.
You know, I would, but not a fan.
Come on, Flynn.
This could be my big shot.
What's in it for me? The knowledge that you helped your friend achieve his life-long dream.
What else you got? I'll cut you in for 10%.
Excited to be working with you.
Big fan.
One and two, and three and four Okay.
I'm coming.
Hi, CeCe! Hi, Rocky! Kat! Okay, come on in.
Let me guess.
Did my autograph wash off your hand already? No, all good.
But you forgot your lip gloss at Crusty's And I wanted to bring it to you.
Oh, thank you, Kat.
It's my favorite.
Oh! Looks like it's your favorite, too.
Oh, I am so mortified.
It looked so pretty on you, CeCe.
I just wanted to try it on for a second.
What was I thinking? My lips are not good enough for your gloss.
You can keep it, Kat.
There.
She's gonna need it after kissing your butt all day.
Thank you, CeCe.
You're just as generous as your fan site says you are.
Oh, I don't have a fan site.
Now you do.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Well, we have to get back to rehearsing now.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
Good-bye.
Good-bye.
Oh, right.
Take care.
See you.
You, too.
Mmm, would you like to stay and watch us rehearse? I'd love to.
And to think I nearly left.
Yeah Nearly.
Okay.
So, five, six, seven, eight.
One and two, three and a four, and a five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, you guys are so good.
If only I could be a part of Shake It Up, Chicag somehow.
But what would someone who can't dance do on a dance show? Well, sometimes the show hires interns, Which is a good way to learn about the business.
I mean, you don't have to dance Great! So you'll talk to Gary about that? I'll start Monday.
Anytime after three.
You guys are the best.
Here you go, Mr.
Wilde.
Fresh baked.
Kat, you're the best intern ever.
How did you know that pumpkin chocolate chip muffins were my favorite? I researched you online.
"Gary Wilde loves croquet, macrame, and argyle sweaters.
" Speaking of which I knitted it myself.
It matches my eyes! No coincidence, Gary.
You look hot, CeCe.
Allow me.
Wow! That feels really nice.
Ow, ow! What's wrong, CeCe? My foot! You're crushing my foot! I'm so sorry, CeCe.
Still on my foot! Oh, my godfather! I'm such a clod! I'm so sorry I crushed your toe.
Don't worry about it.
It was an accident.
All right.
Take five, everyone.
This is all my fault.
Now everyone's losing precious rehearsal time because of clumsy me.
Unless I fill in for you, CeCe.
I mean, I'm horrible but at least everyone can keep rehearsing.
Great idea, Kat! Let's do that.
Thanks, Kat.
Okay, from the top, people! Five, six, seven, eight Um, you know, for someone who claimed that they couldn't dance, you seem to be a huge liar.
You know, Ty, I get handed a lot of demos, But your music really impressed me.
Are you serious, Mr.
Gold? Oh, this is amazing.
Uh-uh-uh.
Not so fast.
See, Ty tends to get a little overly excited.
But you should know that We're currently fielding a lot of other offers.
What are you doing? I'm sweetening the pot.
My pot's fine! It's the kid's first time at the rodeo.
Now let's get down to brass tacks, Dave.
What exactly are you offering Ty? An opportunity to cut a demo at a world-class recording studio with a top music producer.
And what does that pay? Let's see, all together, That would be nothing.
Okay, that's a good starting point.
But I'm going to counter with five million dollars.
Your move.
Still paying nothing, but I will throw in lunch.
You drive a hard bargain, Dave.
You hear that, Ty? I got you lunch.
What is up with that Kat? I mean, one second, she's like, "Oh, I don't know how to dance" And then the next second, she's all "Five, six, seven, let's go.
" I'm telling you, there is something not right about that girl.
Yeah, but she's so sweet, and I love the way she dresses.
That's because she's now dressing exactly like you.
And dancing exactly like you.
Seriously, she's studying you like there's going to be a test.
I wish.
It'd be the one test I could definitely get a B on.
Would you relax, Rocky? She's just a big fan.
I mean, it's kind of like how we love Beyonce.
Her dance moves, the way she dresses.
Kat is to us as we are to Beyonce.
Hey, not a bad math equation, huh? Not bad at all.
Except that's not math.
It's English.
And that's not an equation, that's an analogy.
So I didn't get anything right? Well, we do like Beyonce.
Hey, CeCe, I forgot to ask if Kat? Oh, hey, Rocky.
What's new? Your hair.
Oh, sorry, I thought you said, "What's creepy?" Later, Rocky.
Hi, Kat.
You look really cute today.
Did you do something different to your hair? Hey! Rocky, I'm freaking out! I mean, she stole my hair, she stole my look Kat! She is a big Nutty-nutty-nutball, whackadoo of the week? I was going to say copycat, but I like yours better.
Hey, look, there's no way that we're gonna let her get away With whatever she's trying to get away with.
By the way, what the heck is she trying to get away with? Guys, come on! It's not that difficult.
Scoop kick, swivel foot, cool jerk.
Get it together! Um, Kat, what are you doing on the stage again? Didn't you hear? After you wrote that Awesome recommendation letter to Gary, He made me a backup dancer on the show.
We didn't write any recommendation letter.
Well, you guys are so busy I didn't want to bother you, So I did it for you.
You're welcome.
What is your problem? Did I do something wrong? Because I'd feel really bad if my friends Oh! Sell it somewhere else, sister, because we ain't buying it.
Yeah.
Cancel our subscription, Because we are over your issues.
- Oh, that was a good one.
- I know, right? I'm just starting.
You pretended to be all shy and clueless But your real plan was just to get on Shake It Up, Chicago! All along.
Well, I guess you're not as stupid as everyone thinks you are.
Thank you.
Hey! Okay, look! This is not about how stupid CeCe is! Thank you.
Hey! Look, there's room for all of us here.
I'm perfectly happy being a background dancer, And you two have your big cuckoo clock dance.
So, stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours.
From the top, people! And this time, try and keep up with me! Five, six, seven, eight! I've got a really good feeling about this, Ty.
I think you're exactly the sound we've been looking for.
Oh, thanks, man.
I brought a few songs I've written to choose from for the demo.
Needless to say, we'll be retaining full rights and ownership of said songs, heretofore and in perpetuity.
Do you even know what that means? Because I don't even know what that means.
But, kid, my next negotiation, I'm totally using it.
Anyway, it doesn't matter Because we've already had a song written for you to sing.
What? You had a song written just for me? Aw, man! That's so cool! Uh "Lace It Up"? Who wants to hear a rap about tying your shoe? Four to nine-year-olds.
That's the market we're going after.
This is kid rap.
Come on, give it a try.
Okay.
Yeah! Here we go! Check it out kids all up in the place I'm gonna show you how to handle a shoe with a lace Okay.
Grab two strings and you pull 'em apart Then you cross and pull this is how you start You make two loops Okay, I can't do this.
You want to handle this or should I? I got it.
You wanna talk about this? Look, this is just not what I expected.
This song is totally lame.
Yeah, I hear ya.
Here's how I see it.
You can have a career rapping to kids about tying their shoes and stuff, Or you can go back to rapping to your pillow.
Your call.
Pillow.
Sorry, Mr.
Gold.
Don't worry, Dave.
Fortunately, I have another rapper Who would love to be popular with the four to nine-year-old crowd.
In fact, he is nine.
And he's much better looking than Ty.
Really, who's that? Hey, CeCe, could you get this for me? Thanks.
This dance is gonna totally kick butt.
Speaking of which Ow! You're cutting off the circulation to my butt.
You're pulling it too tight, CeCe.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, you're not CeCe.
What gave it away? The fact that I'm a much better dancer or I know all 50 states? CeCe knows all CeCe knows almost all CeCe's a much better dancer than you! Where is she? You should know, since you're the one who emailed her to go pick up her new costume all the way across town.
Good thing I know all the steps and can go on for her.
You really think that you can just get rid of CeCe that easy? Well, trust me, CeCe's like a bad mustard stain on your favorite T-shirt.
Not going anywhere.
Now, there is no way that CeCe's going to miss this dance.
And now, get ready to go cuckoo with the Spotlight Dance of the Week! Cuckoo! Time's up.
Oh, and you better not mess up my big number.
Hmm.
Rocky! I made it! I'm here! I'm here! Rocky, the cuckoo clock dance has started.
Why aren't you dressed as a giant order of nachos? Wait a minute, don't answer that.
Kat's doing my dance, isn't she? Yep.
This was all part of her big setup to take your place.
But don't worry, we'll figure out what to do together.
No matter what, I will stand by your side.
I am not going anywhere.
Okay.
Can I get a large soft drink and one of you with no butter? You didn't really think you were going to get away with this, did you? Actually, I think I already have.
Well, think again! Okay, Kat, that's it.
I want you out of here now! Get off this stage and never come back.
Okay.
Wow, that went a lot better than I thought it would.
Today was my last day anyway.
I'm leaving to join the cast of Shake It Up, New York! Shake It Up, New what now? Apparently, Gary sent a glowing email about me, And they just snapped me up.
Yeah, well, I'd like to snap you in half.
Oh, Rocky, don't be like that.
Good luck, Kat.
We'll miss you.
Yeah, like you'd miss having a zit on your rear end.
No, I cannot believe that She's going to be on Shake It Up, New York! Well, then you shouldn't believe it.
Because someone used Shake It Up, New York!'s account And sent her a fake email.
Imagine the look on her face when she gets there And they have no idea who she is.
Yeah, well, whoever did that is a genius.
Hey, I may not know all 49 states, But I know one thing.
There's only room for one nutty-nutty-nutball on this stage, And it's me.
Hi, Rocky.
Hi, CeCe.
I'm your biggest fan! I know I'm not worthy, but could I carry your dance bags for you? Aw.
No, thanks! There once was a boy who lived in a shoe He had so many laces that he didn't know what to do But over, under around and through That's how MC Flynn ties his shoes Don't get it yet, please don't frown 'Cause now it's time for me to break it down, come on Over, under around and through That's how MC Flynn ties his shoes.
Word! I didn't know they are going to do a whole music video for this.
Or that will go number 1 on the kid's shots.
Or go viral on the Internet.
Ten million people don't know how to tie their stupid shoes? A, the important thing, is that your pillow nose didn't sell out.
Oh, careful.
Your shoe lace is untide.
Remember, you go over under, round and through.