The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008) s02e13 Episode Script
Final Curtain
1
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Get him!Man, I'm tired
of these Pumpkin heads.
[GRUNTING]
SPIDER-MAN: Green Goblin
makes a comeback,
and with all the other bosses
out of the picture,[GRUNTING]
he's become the one and only
Gob-father of crime.
This is the fifth Gob-squad
I've fought this week
and still no sign
of their boss.
Which means Harry's
still out there,
taking Globulin Green,
blacking out,
and using the downtime
to Goblin up
and get me in his sights.[GROANING]
I promised myself
I'd bring Harry home safely,
but no one's seen him
since before the school play.
No one but these creeps.
[GRUNTING][THUDDING]
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Attention all
squash-brains.
How about I swear not
to take that nickname
too literally
in exchange for you
spilling Gobby's
current address.
PUMPKINHEAD 1: We
don't know. PUMPKINHEAD 2: He
doesn't have a base.
PUMPKINHEAD 3: He
contacts us. We swear.
Ugh! Same old,
same old.
[ENGINE STARTING]
Oh, come on, Harry.
Where are you?
[GLASS CLINKS]
HARRY: Gwen.
I need your help.
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
PETER: Uh, hey,
hey, Liz, it's
It's Petey.[CHUCKLING]
Liz, I'm really sorry
I didn't see the play,
but II had
to take pictures for
I know, Peter.
The Buglecomes first,
but I can't help wondering
if it had been
Gwen in the play
PETER: [ON PHONE]
Liz, I promise.
If Aunt May
had been the fairy queen,
I'd still have
missed the show.
II was completely
locked upwith work.
[SIGHING]
Okay.
I'll see you tomorrow.
[CHUCKLING] Great.
Bye.
Aunt May?
How long have you?
Long enough to know you
need to be honest with
both these girls, Peter.
Which means that first
you need to be honest
with yourself.
[CELL PHONE RINGS] Gwen?
GWEN: [ON PHONE]
Peter, I need your help.
Gwen, are you all
Harry.
SPIDER-MAN: Easy, Pete.
Spidey knows
Harry's the Goblin,
but Peter Parker doesn't.
Even Harry may not know
he's the Goblin again
so play it cool.
But be ready.
Harry, tell Pete
what you told me.
I I guess the whole
school knows I juiced
to improve my game.
What most don't know
is that it was an experimental
OsCorp performance enhancer
called Globulin Green.
Or that I started
blacking out because of it.
Or that during my blackouts,
I became the Green Goblin.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I I mean.
No way. [CHUCKLING]
Uh, come on, you,
the Green Goblin?
He's not
kidding, Peter.
I don't remember any of it,
but my dad and Spider-Man
figured out my Green-fueled
subconscious was taking over,
making me do things.
At least that's what we all
thought was happening.
"Thought"? Past tense?
See. This is where
it gets confusing.
The reason I've
been missing
the last few days?
The Goblin, or someone
wearing a Goblin costume,
kidnapped me. [SCREAMING]
Wait, wait, wait,
there's a second
Gobby Uh, Goblin?
Are you sure
this even happened?
You didn't just
black out and
imagine it all?
No! I'm off
the juice.
I swear.
I've been tempted.
But I destroyed my stash
to make sure I wouldn't
I couldn't succumb.
I believe you,
but you need to
tell all this to
your parents.
Mmm, I don't know. I don't know.
Harry, your dad helped
you when he thought
you were the Goblin.
I mean, of course,
he'd help you now.
Would he?
If Harry's telling the truth,
uh, maybe my first instinct
was right.
Maybe Norman Osborn
is the Goblin.
Okay.
I'll talk to him.
With Spidey on the scene
just in case.
Thanks.
Both of you.
I couldn't ask for
two better friends.
I should go too. Yeah.
[SIGHS] No.
Honesty time.
Look, I I made
a mess of things.
You You kissed me
andand I
Look, I I'm not
even sure how
I wound up with Liz
oror how
you wound up
with Harry.
And they're both
great, but
Gwen, you're the one
I want to be with.
If you don't feel
the same way
Peter.
I've been in love
with you since
seventh grade. [CHUCKLING]
No.
No, not behind
Harry's back,
or Liz's.
Right, right. We
We have to break it
off with them first.
GWEN: It'll be hard,
but [SIGHS]
PETER: Then
we can be together.
[WHIRRING]
HARRY: And then I escaped.
Please, Dad,
you've got to
believe me.
I want to, son,
but I'm just not sure
we can trust you.
Maybe it's Normy
who can't be trusted.
Last Halloween,
I followed Goblin here.
And I saw Osborn senior
come out of the secret room
behind that suit of armor.
You mean the wine cellar?
That's not exactly a secret.
Mr. Osborn.
Master Harry.
Spider-Man.
Ugh, okay.
I give up.
Which one of you
is the Goblin?
I've got this
handled, dear.
Spider-Man,
your suspicion
is natural,
but I was at OsCorp
the night Green Goblin stole
the inhibitor prototype.
Witnesses saw us together.
[PHONE RINGING] Harry, get that.
Oh, fine.
Here's the bottom line.
I'm not sure
if Harry's telling
the truth,
or if he even knows
the truth.
Dad, it's Donald Menken.
He says it's urgent.
I apologize, Spider-Man.
One moment.
[GROANING] I'm so lost.
I was sure
Norman was the Goblin
until I saw
Harry wearing the mask.
Now I don't know
if either one is Gobby.[BEEPING]
Heck, maybe
both of them are.
[EXPLOSION]
[GROANING] [DISTANT BEEPING]
[GRUNTING]
Who is this guy?
Think fast.
Think faster.
Tonight you're in
a particularly un-friendly
neighborhood, Spider-Man.
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
Although I will admit
you have an annoying
tendency to, well, survive.
The Green Goblin
has every contingency in place
to test the outer limits
of that talent.
Until all that remains
is a red and blue stain
on the pavement!
[GRUNTING]
Hmm, where have I heard
that one before?
Oh, yeah,
from every super-villain
I've ever come up against.
Then perhaps
it would be more original
if I simply remained silent
while watching you splat!
[BEEPING]
Well, it certainly would
qualify as refreshing.
Whoa.
SPIDER-MAN: Peekaboo.
[GRUNTING]
Nicely played,
but wheels within wheels
are already in motion
and I'll be back
to see you crushed
beneath them.
[GRUNTING]
Ha! Not so fun
when you're flying blind,
huh, Gobby?
Too true.
More fun
to fire blind. [CACKLING]
Okay, that was
the real deal.
[PANTING]
Which means
neither of you
was ever the Goblin.
A voice can be mimicked,
technology copied.
It's not the voice,
it's the words.
Not the tech,
but the moves.
I'm telling you
that was Gobby,
the one and only.
But how did I wind up
in that Goblin costume?
Are you saying
someone set me up?
Uh, who? Why?
Hey, one question
at a time.
Starting with,
who else has access
to Globulin Green?
[PHONE AUTODIALS]
Security,
this is Osborn.
Grab Donald Menken.
No, I mean grab him
and don't let him go.
But, sir, Menken left
the premises an hour ago.
NORMAN: [ON PHONE]
Then get me
his home address. Now.
Globulin Green
was my own
personal project.
In hubris,
I showed it
to my family.
And we know
how that turned out.
Yes, well, at OsCorp,
only Donald Menken
knew of its existence.
Sir.
Menken's address,
his entire personnel file,
it's been deleted.
And the only people
who have the clearance
to do that
Are myself and Menken.
He's gone to ground,
but Menken nearly
destroyed my son.
Worse, he betrayed me.
I promise you, Spider-Man,
I will find him.
PETER: Did you? GWEN: Not yet.
Did you?No, I'm meeting
her for lunch.
Hey, guys, what's up?
[STUTTERING]
Up? Nothing.
Uh, we were
just talking.
[CHUCKLING]
Um, no worries.
I'm not the
dating police.
[CHUCKLING]
Dating police.
Good one.
Uh, I gotta go. Yeah,
me too. Bye.
Finally.
Petey, [CHUCKLING]
you're putting ketchup
in your fruit cup.
Is everything
all right?
PETER: Yeah.
[STUTTERING] I mean, no.
I mean, Liz, you and me
Well, mostly me
because you
You've been great.
But I just don't
think I've been much
of a boyfriend.
So maybe we'd
be better off
as just friends.
Are Are you
breaking up with me?
PETER: [SIGHS] I'm sorry.
[SALLY SLURPING]
You dump me?
I don't
think so.
That's it, Petey!
We're through!
Finally.
[SOBBING]
Liz? Yeah.
Not fun.
Harry?
I I haven't
even seen him.
I hope it went
all right with
his parents.
Our timing
does kind of suck.
Dr. Connors?
What's going on?
Curt and I
are leaving ESU.
In fact,
we're leaving
New York.
I can't go
into all the
details,
but we had
to move on.
[SIGHS]
But the lab,
your work?
Our work
will continue
in Florida.
As for the lab,
Dr. Warren
is in charge.
You and Pete
can learn a lot
from him.
But, well,
don't learn
too much.
Any news
on Menken?
909 Barrow Street.
Top floor.
Thanks, Gargan.
Check's in the mail.
[WEB-SHOOTER SHOOTING]
Let's go.
NORMAN: Who ordered
the chopper?
OsCorp kind of
thinks you did.
I figured, after all
he put us through,
you and I would want
some face time with
Goblin-comma-Menken.
Uh, where's
the pilot?
You're the one
who insisted I
get my license.
Moving out? Moving in.
Nice decor,
very green.
It came that way.
OsCorp recently rented
this apartment for me.
[GRUNTING]
I know you're
the Green Goblin.
I have no
response to that.
[BOTH COUGHING]
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
GREEN GOBLIN:
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Spray a little
knockout gas, and you
fold like origami.
[GRUNTING]
I might just have to do
my happy dance.
Harry, what are
you doing?
Cowboying up.
[COUGHING]
[BEEPING]
So Menken's not
the Goblin either?
Menken?
Seriously?
Ha ha, you
bought that?
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, this can't be good.
He's booby-trapped
the whole city.
And the Gob-squad's out
in force too. Perfect!
[GRUNTING]
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING]
If it's not me
or you or Menken
then who's left
that knew about
the Green?
[GASPS]
You don't think
the Goblin
could be Mom?
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, what's wrong,
Spider-Man?
Off your game?
No, game's good,
Gobs.
Just getting acquainted
with the rules.
Rule one,
Spidey must splat.
SPIDER-MAN:
Rule two,
ignore rule one.
Rule three,
make Gobby
look goofy.
[GRUNTING]
Dad?
Son, he's obviously
an imposter.
Right, right.
Except I heard you
apologize to Spider-Man
last night.
Norman Osborn
never apologizes!
I did not sign on
for this.
Chameleon.
Then you!
You were the Goblin
all along!
[GRUNTING]
I told you
I invented the Green.
Of course,
I wasn't fool enough
to drink it.
Small doses in gaseous form
increased my strength,
agility, intelligence.
With no blackouts.
No loss of control.
And you've been
working with Chameleon
the whole time?
NORMAN:
Not at first.
As Goblin,
I appeared at OsCorp
to steal my
Gob-web inhibitor.
Imagine my pleasure
at finding Norman Osborn
a witness to my crime.
It was Chameleon,
of course,
stealing OsCorp secrets
for a competitor.
So this week, I hired him
to keep you guessing
and set you up
for a fall.
SPIDER-MAN: But last
Halloween you crashed.
The Goblin crashed.
And you saw me
limp away.
Do you know how easy
it is to fake a limp?
But Harry wasn't faking.
When I found him
that night,
he was wearing
Goblin's costume,
and his leg
was really hurt.
NORMAN: More serendipity.
You had guessed my identity.
I knew I had to redirect
your suspicion.
And when I returned home,
I found Harry passed out
from an overdose of Green.
It didn't take long
to deduce the cause
of Harry's sudden success
at football and in school.
It took only slightly longer
to dress him as the Goblin.
The limp completed
the illusion.
[HARRY GROANING]
You framed your own son?
I protected Harry!
If I'd been sent to prison,
who'd have made a man
out of him?
Just look at what
he's done today.
I've never been
prouder of the boy.
Oh, who are you kidding?
You were saving
your own sorry butt,
not Harry's.
Potato, "potato."
Once you're out
of the picture,
I'll make
everything right.
You wouldn't know right
if it blew up your glider!
[SHRIEKING]
Dad!
HARRY:
Dad was sick.
A victim
of the Green.
No one knows how
that stuff changes you
better than I do.
Spider-Man should have
helped him, not
[SIGHING]
I don't know
what I'd do
without you, Gwen.
You're all
that's keeping me
from going back
on the Green myself.
Oh. I got
your messages.
Was there something
you wanted
to tell me?
It was nothing.
SPIDER-MAN:
Another banner episode
in the life of Peter Parker.
Harry's left with no father.
I'm left with no Gwen.
But at least the city's safe.
The Green Goblin's
gone forever.
MAN ON PA: Now boarding
Flight 1057 to Miami.
Time to start
a brand new
adventure,
a brand new
life.
MAN: Flight 994
to Grand Cayman Island
is now boarding
all first class rows.
Sorry for the delay,
Mr. Roman.
Don't apologize.
I never do.
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Get him!Man, I'm tired
of these Pumpkin heads.
[GRUNTING]
SPIDER-MAN: Green Goblin
makes a comeback,
and with all the other bosses
out of the picture,[GRUNTING]
he's become the one and only
Gob-father of crime.
This is the fifth Gob-squad
I've fought this week
and still no sign
of their boss.
Which means Harry's
still out there,
taking Globulin Green,
blacking out,
and using the downtime
to Goblin up
and get me in his sights.[GROANING]
I promised myself
I'd bring Harry home safely,
but no one's seen him
since before the school play.
No one but these creeps.
[GRUNTING][THUDDING]
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Attention all
squash-brains.
How about I swear not
to take that nickname
too literally
in exchange for you
spilling Gobby's
current address.
PUMPKINHEAD 1: We
don't know. PUMPKINHEAD 2: He
doesn't have a base.
PUMPKINHEAD 3: He
contacts us. We swear.
Ugh! Same old,
same old.
[ENGINE STARTING]
Oh, come on, Harry.
Where are you?
[GLASS CLINKS]
HARRY: Gwen.
I need your help.
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
PETER: Uh, hey,
hey, Liz, it's
It's Petey.[CHUCKLING]
Liz, I'm really sorry
I didn't see the play,
but II had
to take pictures for
I know, Peter.
The Buglecomes first,
but I can't help wondering
if it had been
Gwen in the play
PETER: [ON PHONE]
Liz, I promise.
If Aunt May
had been the fairy queen,
I'd still have
missed the show.
II was completely
locked upwith work.
[SIGHING]
Okay.
I'll see you tomorrow.
[CHUCKLING] Great.
Bye.
Aunt May?
How long have you?
Long enough to know you
need to be honest with
both these girls, Peter.
Which means that first
you need to be honest
with yourself.
[CELL PHONE RINGS] Gwen?
GWEN: [ON PHONE]
Peter, I need your help.
Gwen, are you all
Harry.
SPIDER-MAN: Easy, Pete.
Spidey knows
Harry's the Goblin,
but Peter Parker doesn't.
Even Harry may not know
he's the Goblin again
so play it cool.
But be ready.
Harry, tell Pete
what you told me.
I I guess the whole
school knows I juiced
to improve my game.
What most don't know
is that it was an experimental
OsCorp performance enhancer
called Globulin Green.
Or that I started
blacking out because of it.
Or that during my blackouts,
I became the Green Goblin.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I I mean.
No way. [CHUCKLING]
Uh, come on, you,
the Green Goblin?
He's not
kidding, Peter.
I don't remember any of it,
but my dad and Spider-Man
figured out my Green-fueled
subconscious was taking over,
making me do things.
At least that's what we all
thought was happening.
"Thought"? Past tense?
See. This is where
it gets confusing.
The reason I've
been missing
the last few days?
The Goblin, or someone
wearing a Goblin costume,
kidnapped me. [SCREAMING]
Wait, wait, wait,
there's a second
Gobby Uh, Goblin?
Are you sure
this even happened?
You didn't just
black out and
imagine it all?
No! I'm off
the juice.
I swear.
I've been tempted.
But I destroyed my stash
to make sure I wouldn't
I couldn't succumb.
I believe you,
but you need to
tell all this to
your parents.
Mmm, I don't know. I don't know.
Harry, your dad helped
you when he thought
you were the Goblin.
I mean, of course,
he'd help you now.
Would he?
If Harry's telling the truth,
uh, maybe my first instinct
was right.
Maybe Norman Osborn
is the Goblin.
Okay.
I'll talk to him.
With Spidey on the scene
just in case.
Thanks.
Both of you.
I couldn't ask for
two better friends.
I should go too. Yeah.
[SIGHS] No.
Honesty time.
Look, I I made
a mess of things.
You You kissed me
andand I
Look, I I'm not
even sure how
I wound up with Liz
oror how
you wound up
with Harry.
And they're both
great, but
Gwen, you're the one
I want to be with.
If you don't feel
the same way
Peter.
I've been in love
with you since
seventh grade. [CHUCKLING]
No.
No, not behind
Harry's back,
or Liz's.
Right, right. We
We have to break it
off with them first.
GWEN: It'll be hard,
but [SIGHS]
PETER: Then
we can be together.
[WHIRRING]
HARRY: And then I escaped.
Please, Dad,
you've got to
believe me.
I want to, son,
but I'm just not sure
we can trust you.
Maybe it's Normy
who can't be trusted.
Last Halloween,
I followed Goblin here.
And I saw Osborn senior
come out of the secret room
behind that suit of armor.
You mean the wine cellar?
That's not exactly a secret.
Mr. Osborn.
Master Harry.
Spider-Man.
Ugh, okay.
I give up.
Which one of you
is the Goblin?
I've got this
handled, dear.
Spider-Man,
your suspicion
is natural,
but I was at OsCorp
the night Green Goblin stole
the inhibitor prototype.
Witnesses saw us together.
[PHONE RINGING] Harry, get that.
Oh, fine.
Here's the bottom line.
I'm not sure
if Harry's telling
the truth,
or if he even knows
the truth.
Dad, it's Donald Menken.
He says it's urgent.
I apologize, Spider-Man.
One moment.
[GROANING] I'm so lost.
I was sure
Norman was the Goblin
until I saw
Harry wearing the mask.
Now I don't know
if either one is Gobby.[BEEPING]
Heck, maybe
both of them are.
[EXPLOSION]
[GROANING] [DISTANT BEEPING]
[GRUNTING]
Who is this guy?
Think fast.
Think faster.
Tonight you're in
a particularly un-friendly
neighborhood, Spider-Man.
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
Although I will admit
you have an annoying
tendency to, well, survive.
The Green Goblin
has every contingency in place
to test the outer limits
of that talent.
Until all that remains
is a red and blue stain
on the pavement!
[GRUNTING]
Hmm, where have I heard
that one before?
Oh, yeah,
from every super-villain
I've ever come up against.
Then perhaps
it would be more original
if I simply remained silent
while watching you splat!
[BEEPING]
Well, it certainly would
qualify as refreshing.
Whoa.
SPIDER-MAN: Peekaboo.
[GRUNTING]
Nicely played,
but wheels within wheels
are already in motion
and I'll be back
to see you crushed
beneath them.
[GRUNTING]
Ha! Not so fun
when you're flying blind,
huh, Gobby?
Too true.
More fun
to fire blind. [CACKLING]
Okay, that was
the real deal.
[PANTING]
Which means
neither of you
was ever the Goblin.
A voice can be mimicked,
technology copied.
It's not the voice,
it's the words.
Not the tech,
but the moves.
I'm telling you
that was Gobby,
the one and only.
But how did I wind up
in that Goblin costume?
Are you saying
someone set me up?
Uh, who? Why?
Hey, one question
at a time.
Starting with,
who else has access
to Globulin Green?
[PHONE AUTODIALS]
Security,
this is Osborn.
Grab Donald Menken.
No, I mean grab him
and don't let him go.
But, sir, Menken left
the premises an hour ago.
NORMAN: [ON PHONE]
Then get me
his home address. Now.
Globulin Green
was my own
personal project.
In hubris,
I showed it
to my family.
And we know
how that turned out.
Yes, well, at OsCorp,
only Donald Menken
knew of its existence.
Sir.
Menken's address,
his entire personnel file,
it's been deleted.
And the only people
who have the clearance
to do that
Are myself and Menken.
He's gone to ground,
but Menken nearly
destroyed my son.
Worse, he betrayed me.
I promise you, Spider-Man,
I will find him.
PETER: Did you? GWEN: Not yet.
Did you?No, I'm meeting
her for lunch.
Hey, guys, what's up?
[STUTTERING]
Up? Nothing.
Uh, we were
just talking.
[CHUCKLING]
Um, no worries.
I'm not the
dating police.
[CHUCKLING]
Dating police.
Good one.
Uh, I gotta go. Yeah,
me too. Bye.
Finally.
Petey, [CHUCKLING]
you're putting ketchup
in your fruit cup.
Is everything
all right?
PETER: Yeah.
[STUTTERING] I mean, no.
I mean, Liz, you and me
Well, mostly me
because you
You've been great.
But I just don't
think I've been much
of a boyfriend.
So maybe we'd
be better off
as just friends.
Are Are you
breaking up with me?
PETER: [SIGHS] I'm sorry.
[SALLY SLURPING]
You dump me?
I don't
think so.
That's it, Petey!
We're through!
Finally.
[SOBBING]
Liz? Yeah.
Not fun.
Harry?
I I haven't
even seen him.
I hope it went
all right with
his parents.
Our timing
does kind of suck.
Dr. Connors?
What's going on?
Curt and I
are leaving ESU.
In fact,
we're leaving
New York.
I can't go
into all the
details,
but we had
to move on.
[SIGHS]
But the lab,
your work?
Our work
will continue
in Florida.
As for the lab,
Dr. Warren
is in charge.
You and Pete
can learn a lot
from him.
But, well,
don't learn
too much.
Any news
on Menken?
909 Barrow Street.
Top floor.
Thanks, Gargan.
Check's in the mail.
[WEB-SHOOTER SHOOTING]
Let's go.
NORMAN: Who ordered
the chopper?
OsCorp kind of
thinks you did.
I figured, after all
he put us through,
you and I would want
some face time with
Goblin-comma-Menken.
Uh, where's
the pilot?
You're the one
who insisted I
get my license.
Moving out? Moving in.
Nice decor,
very green.
It came that way.
OsCorp recently rented
this apartment for me.
[GRUNTING]
I know you're
the Green Goblin.
I have no
response to that.
[BOTH COUGHING]
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
GREEN GOBLIN:
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Spray a little
knockout gas, and you
fold like origami.
[GRUNTING]
I might just have to do
my happy dance.
Harry, what are
you doing?
Cowboying up.
[COUGHING]
[BEEPING]
So Menken's not
the Goblin either?
Menken?
Seriously?
Ha ha, you
bought that?
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, this can't be good.
He's booby-trapped
the whole city.
And the Gob-squad's out
in force too. Perfect!
[GRUNTING]
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING]
If it's not me
or you or Menken
then who's left
that knew about
the Green?
[GASPS]
You don't think
the Goblin
could be Mom?
[GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, what's wrong,
Spider-Man?
Off your game?
No, game's good,
Gobs.
Just getting acquainted
with the rules.
Rule one,
Spidey must splat.
SPIDER-MAN:
Rule two,
ignore rule one.
Rule three,
make Gobby
look goofy.
[GRUNTING]
Dad?
Son, he's obviously
an imposter.
Right, right.
Except I heard you
apologize to Spider-Man
last night.
Norman Osborn
never apologizes!
I did not sign on
for this.
Chameleon.
Then you!
You were the Goblin
all along!
[GRUNTING]
I told you
I invented the Green.
Of course,
I wasn't fool enough
to drink it.
Small doses in gaseous form
increased my strength,
agility, intelligence.
With no blackouts.
No loss of control.
And you've been
working with Chameleon
the whole time?
NORMAN:
Not at first.
As Goblin,
I appeared at OsCorp
to steal my
Gob-web inhibitor.
Imagine my pleasure
at finding Norman Osborn
a witness to my crime.
It was Chameleon,
of course,
stealing OsCorp secrets
for a competitor.
So this week, I hired him
to keep you guessing
and set you up
for a fall.
SPIDER-MAN: But last
Halloween you crashed.
The Goblin crashed.
And you saw me
limp away.
Do you know how easy
it is to fake a limp?
But Harry wasn't faking.
When I found him
that night,
he was wearing
Goblin's costume,
and his leg
was really hurt.
NORMAN: More serendipity.
You had guessed my identity.
I knew I had to redirect
your suspicion.
And when I returned home,
I found Harry passed out
from an overdose of Green.
It didn't take long
to deduce the cause
of Harry's sudden success
at football and in school.
It took only slightly longer
to dress him as the Goblin.
The limp completed
the illusion.
[HARRY GROANING]
You framed your own son?
I protected Harry!
If I'd been sent to prison,
who'd have made a man
out of him?
Just look at what
he's done today.
I've never been
prouder of the boy.
Oh, who are you kidding?
You were saving
your own sorry butt,
not Harry's.
Potato, "potato."
Once you're out
of the picture,
I'll make
everything right.
You wouldn't know right
if it blew up your glider!
[SHRIEKING]
Dad!
HARRY:
Dad was sick.
A victim
of the Green.
No one knows how
that stuff changes you
better than I do.
Spider-Man should have
helped him, not
[SIGHING]
I don't know
what I'd do
without you, Gwen.
You're all
that's keeping me
from going back
on the Green myself.
Oh. I got
your messages.
Was there something
you wanted
to tell me?
It was nothing.
SPIDER-MAN:
Another banner episode
in the life of Peter Parker.
Harry's left with no father.
I'm left with no Gwen.
But at least the city's safe.
The Green Goblin's
gone forever.
MAN ON PA: Now boarding
Flight 1057 to Miami.
Time to start
a brand new
adventure,
a brand new
life.
MAN: Flight 994
to Grand Cayman Island
is now boarding
all first class rows.
Sorry for the delay,
Mr. Roman.
Don't apologize.
I never do.