Where's Wally (2020) s02e13 Episode Script
A Welsh Trick and Treat
1
(CLINK)
(DING)
# Oh-eh-oh
# Where do you go?
Where do you go, Wally?
# Oh-eh-oh
# I searched the world for you
# Take a trip all around the world
# Take a trip all around the world
# Catch a ride to the moon
# Ride the waves at the beach,
jump in
# Discover something new
# Oh-eh-oh
# Oh-eh-oh
# Anywhere you go I'll find you
# Oh-oh-oh
# Where do you go? Where do you go?
# Where's Wally? #
# Where's Wally? #
Hmm. Nope, too small.
It has to be the perfect castle,
Fritz,
or my plan won't work.
But Odlulu
We need to keep looking.
Ta-da!
Nope, too big.
Ta-da!
Nope. Too old.
Nope. Too old.
(GRUMBLES)
Umthis one?
Ugh! No way. Too slimy.
Ugh! No way. Too slimy.
Ooh! (CHATTERS AND SHRIEKS)
(MUTTERS) Ugh!
They said this place is the land of
castles, Fritz,
They said this place is the land of
castles, Fritz,
so the perfect one has to be around
here somewhere.
There it is!
A slug?!
No, not a slug, Fritzie.
No, not a slug, Fritzie.
The castle. We finally found it!
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WOLVES HOWL)
(WOLVES HOWL)
Spooky!
I know. Isn't it perfect?
And now I'm going to scare
those Wanderers proper.
(CACKLES)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
(BARKS)And a happy Halloween
to you too, Woof.
(BARKS)And a happy Halloween
to you too, Woof.
(BARKS EXCITEDLY)
Boo!
Argh!
Ah! Great costume, Wenda.
Ah! Great costume, Wenda.
Thanks. It's just
a little something I had
hanging around.
(BOTH LAUGH)
You make a very cute pumpkin,
Woof.(BARKS)
You make a very cute pumpkin,
Woof.(BARKS)
And nice vampire costume, Wally.
(VAMPIRE VOICE)
Vampires are my favourite!
(NORMAL VOICE) Legends say
they can turn into bats,
but they really don't like
bright light, especially sunlight.
but they really don't like
bright light, especially sunlight.
(VAMPIRE VOICE) Baaah! Bright light!
(LAUGHS) You certainly know a lot
about vampires, Wally.
(LAUGHS) You certainly know a lot
about vampires, Wally.
That's why I love Halloween
so much, Wenda.
It's the spookiest time of the year.
I love it too,
especially the trick-or-treating.
I love it too,
especially the trick-or-treating.
That's why I made this costume.
More arms means more sweeties.
(LAUGHS)
Happy Halloween, Wanderers!
Happy Halloween, Wanderers!
How do you like my costume?
Umwhat is it exactly,
Wizard Whitebeard?
Ha-ha-ha! I couldn't decide on which
Ha-ha-ha! I couldn't decide on which
of my favourite Halloween monsters
to dress as -
the Wolfman, the Mummy
or Frankenstein's Monster.
So I decided to goas all three.
So I decided to goas all three.
I'm Wolf-Mum-n-stein!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Here's some flashlights, Wanderers.
Now let's trick-or-treat!
(BARKS)
Now let's trick-or-treat!
(BARKS)
(GASPS) Wanders!
BOTH: A WanderPost!
(SPOOKILY) Hello-o-o-o-o, Wanderers.
(SPOOKILY) Hello-o-o-o-o, Wanderers.
(GASPS) Odlulu!
(SPOOKILY)
Ha-a-a-a-ppy Hallowee-e-e-een.
If you aren't already
too scared by this WanderPost,
If you aren't already
too scared by this WanderPost,
why not come to Wales
and visit my haunted house
if you dare!
(EVIL CACKLE)
(EVIL CACKLE)
Sounds like someone's getting into
the Halloween spirit!
I'll say. But we don't have time for
Odlulu's Halloween high jinks today.
We have trick-or-treating to do.
Wait. Look. In Odlulu's hand.
It's a magic key!
Jack-o'-Lanterns!
Odlulu has a magic key in Wales?!
Who knows what kind of spooky
trouble she could get into?
But why Wales?
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
BOTH: Huh?
(ALL GASP)
Probably because Wales is where some
of our Halloween traditions began -
Probably because Wales is where some
of our Halloween traditions began -
from an old Welsh harvest festival
called Calan Gaeaf.
You are correct! Some spooky
favourites started there, like
..pumpkin-carving
and my favourite
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Sorry. ..bobbing for apples.
Not to mention dressing in costumes
to scare away the spooky spirits.
Not to mention dressing in costumes
to scare away the spooky spirits.
KIDS: Trick or treat!
ALL: Thank you!
But what about OUR Halloween?
ALL: Thank you!
But what about OUR Halloween?
Don't worry.
We'll be back here before we can say
"Trick or treat, smell my feet."
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Ready
..set
BOTH: ..Wander!
Whoo!
Whoo!
(BARKS)
Now, who are you supposed to be?
(GRUMBLES)
(TRADITIONAL MUSIC)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
BOTH: Whoa!
Huh! That was fun.
Looks like we landed
in the middle of some sort of party.
It's a festival. Or what they call
in Wales an eisteddfod.
It's a festival. Or what they call
in Wales an eisteddfod.
It'd be great to stay
and enjoy the festival,
but we need to find Odlulu quick,
Wally.
but we need to find Odlulu quick,
Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
(JOLLY MUSIC)
Over here, Wenda!
Whoa!
That is one big turnip!
That is one big turnip!
Thank you. It's going to help me
win this year's carving contest.
I'm Rhys.
I'm Wally. And this is Wenda.
Uhturnip-carving?
Uhturnip-carving?
Before we had pumpkins,
the first jack-o'-lanterns in Wales
were made of turnips.
But they did the same job.
(SPOOKILY)
To scare away spo-o-oky thi-i-ngs?
(SPOOKILY)
To scare away spo-o-oky thi-i-ngs?
Ha! Exactly!
Great spooky voice, Wally. Hey, you
want to help me carve my turnip
Great spooky voice, Wally. Hey, you
want to help me carve my turnip
into a scary masterpiece
for tonight's contest?
You seem to know a lot about spooky
stuff.We'd love to,
but we need to find ourfriend.
but we need to find ourfriend.
Yeah. She's in a castle
somewhere around here.
Could you help point us
in the direction of the castle?
Sure. They're right over there.
Sure. They're right over there.
We have more castles
than any other country in the world.
Oh. That's not good.Odlulu could be
in any of those castles, Wally.
Oh. That's not good.Odlulu could be
in any of those castles, Wally.
We'll never find her in time
to get back for trick-or-treating.
Good thing we have the WanderPost to
help us find which castle she's in.
Good thing we have the WanderPost to
help us find which castle she's in.
Let's get moving
so we can match the right one.
Thanks, Rhys.
Good luck with the contest.
Thanks, Wally and Wenda. Good luck
finding your castle and your friend!
Thanks, Wally and Wenda. Good luck
finding your castle and your friend!
(THUNDERCLAP)
This place is looking pretty spooky.
I'm really going to scare
those Wanderers, Fritz.
I'm really going to scare
those Wanderers, Fritz.
Fritz?
Now where did that ferret go?
Mm-mm-mmhh!
Looking good, Odlulu. Ha, mm-mmhh!
Looking good, Odlulu. Ha, mm-mmhh!
What are you eating?
Yummy Welsh cake.Mmm!
Welsh cake? No, thanks.
There'll be time to snack later.
Welsh cake? No, thanks.
There'll be time to snack later.
Right now the real spookiness
is about to start,
thanks to the Haunted House Key.
(SPOOKY GROANING)
Ha! It works!
Huh? Hey!
They're alive! Alive!
They're alive! Alive!
(THUNDERCLAP)
(EVIL CACKLE)
One of these castles
has to be Odlulu's.
One of these castles
has to be Odlulu's.
Well, let's start searching.
Nope. Too small.
Too big.
Too old.
Yuck! Too slimy.
Argh!(CHUCKLES)
We've searched every castle in Wales
and still haven't found a match.
We've searched every castle in Wales
and still haven't found a match.
If we don't find Odlulu soon,
we'll never get back
in time for trick-or-treating!
(THUNDERCLAP)
Huh.
Maybe we haven't searched EVERY
castle in Wales, Wenda.
Maybe we haven't searched EVERY
castle in Wales, Wenda.
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WOLF HOWLS)
It's a match, Wally.
(THUNDERCLAP)
Let's go, Wenda.
The quicker we get that key
Let's go, Wenda.
The quicker we get that key
The quicker we'll be
trick-or-treating.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Hello?
Odlulu? Fritz?
Anyone?
Anyone?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BOTH GASP)
(HUMS ALONG)
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL-STYLE MUSIC)
# Ballpark Charge Theme
Charge!
ODLULU: Fritz!
Yes!
ODLULU: Fritz!
Yes!
(MUTTERS) A-ha! Good evening.
(DOOR SLAMS)
(BOTH GASP)
ODLULU:
(SPOOKILY) Welcome, Wanderers,
ODLULU:
(SPOOKILY) Welcome, Wanderers,
to my haunted house! (ECHOES)
(EVIL CACKLE)
Prepare to be scared!
Prepare to be scared!
(MUTTERS)
Uh, Fritz? That's your cue.
Oh! (HUFFS AND PUFFS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPOOKILY) Now enter if you dare!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPOOKILY) Now enter if you dare!
(DOOR CREAKS)
BOTH: Huh?
Well, I guess if we're
going to get that key back
BOTH: Whoa!
BOTH: Whoa!
(LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING)
Oh!
Whoa!
(LAUGHS)Huh?!
(LAUGHS)
Hey! My Welsh cake!
How did Odlulu get the decorations
to move like this, Wally?
I don't see any strings.
I'm not sure, Wenda,
but I think it has something to do
with the magic key.
but I think it has something to do
with the magic key.
(LAUGHTER)
This is actually kind of fun!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Laughing?
(SIGHS) Why aren't they scared?
Urgh. Wanderers.
(CHITTERS) Aww
Fritz, I wanted to have
the spookiest haunted house
they've ever seen.
My whole plan was to scare them,
not make them laugh.
I guess I'll just have to
turn up the spookiness a little.
I guess I'll just have to
turn up the spookiness a little.
But how?
Ah! This is perfect.
OK, Wanderers, things are
about to get a whole lot spookier.
OK, Wanderers, things are
about to get a whole lot spookier.
(WHOOSHING)
(GIGGLING)
I don't see Odlulu anywhere, Wally.
She has to be around here somewhere.
(WOLF HOWLS)
(BOTH GASP)
Uh, Woof?
Arf?
Mr Wumples?
(CREAKING)
Grrrr!(GASPS)
Oh!(HOWLS)
Grrrr!(GASPS)
Oh!(HOWLS)
BOTH: A werewolf! Run!
Ha! Now, that's more like it, Fritz.
Those Wanderers
are really scared now.
Let's get a picture
of their scared faces
Let's get a picture
of their scared faces
so we have something
to remember it by.(SHRIEKS)
(GROWLING) Do you think
he's still following us?
(GROWLING) Do you think
he's still following us?
(SNIFFS)
That's not a werewolf at all.
It's an inflatable dog buoy.
Odlulu must have
the Haunted House Key.
Odlulu must have
the Haunted House Key.
That's how she made the decorations
come to life.
We really need to get it back
before she brings any more
spooky monster characters to life.
before she brings any more
spooky monster characters to life.
But to do that, we're gonna
have to get past dog buoy.
Wait a minute.
Dog. That's it!
Dog. That's it!
(SQUEAKS)
(PANTS EXCITEDLY)
Wally, it's working!
Do you want the squeaky toy?
(BARKS)
Yes?
Thengo fetch!
Thengo fetch!
(TOY SQUEAKS)
Now's our chance, Wenda.
(TOY SQUEAKS)
Uh, I think
he wants to keep playing.
Uh, I think
he wants to keep playing.
(TOY SQUEAKS)
(LAUGHS)
Aw, you're not a scary monster
decoration at all.
No! You're a good boy. Yes, you are!
No! You're a good boy. Yes, you are!
Wow! You have a way with animals,
Wenda. Even inflatable werewolves.
(SIGHS)
Ugh!
(SIGHS)
Ugh!
He was supposed to scare them, not
become a Wanderer's best friend.
(GROWLS)
What's the matter, boy?
(BARKS)Look, it's Odlulu
and the Haunted House Key.
(BARKS)Look, it's Odlulu
and the Haunted House Key.
(GASPS)
(YELPS)
(GROWLS)We saw you, Odlulu.
Now give us back the magic key.
(GROWLS)We saw you, Odlulu.
Now give us back the magic key.
You'll have to catch me first.
(BARKS)
Huh?
We can't get through this.
And she's getting away.
We can't get through this.
And she's getting away.
Hold onto your stripes, I'm on it.
Hargh! Uhh!
Ahh! Uhh!
Ahh! Uhh!
(SNIFFS)
Now, which way did she go, boy?
(SNIFFS AND BARKS)
Now, which way did she go, boy?
(SNIFFS AND BARKS)
Hmm
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
We got through your haunted house.
Now give us the key.
Not until I scare you and
get a picture of your scared faces.
Not until I scare you and
get a picture of your scared faces.
But your haunted house wasn't scary.
It was actually kind of fun.
Well, I guess you haven't met
my scariest monster yet.
Well, I guess you haven't met
my scariest monster yet.
(ALL GASP)
Now, you two get together
so I can get a picture
of both of your scared faces.
so I can get a picture
of both of your scared faces.
Say "Dracula!"
Call me Drac!
Argh!
Blah blah blah.
Hey, great castle!
Hey, great castle!
Love the cobwebs!
Real spooky and all that.
(CHUCKLES) Blah blah blah.
Uhthank you?
So, looks like we're having
a Halloween party, huh?
So, looks like we're having
a Halloween party, huh?
Well, you called the right guy.
I'm the cool ghoul, your ghost host,
I'm the cool ghoul, your ghost host,
the featured creature. Blah!
All right.
Hey, Wolfie, old buddy!
(CHUCKLES) Glad you could make it.
Hey, Wolfie, old buddy!
(CHUCKLES) Glad you could make it.
The flea baths are really working.
Where's the rest of the crew, blah?
The rest of the crew?
Frankie, Mums, Finny -
The rest of the crew?
Frankie, Mums, Finny -
my whole monster crew!
Blah. There you are.
Frankenstein's Monster,
the Mummy and the Fin Creature.
the Mummy and the Fin Creature.
Stop hangin' around, let's party!
Blah?
Blah!Quick,
give us the Haunted House Key befo-
Blah!
Argh!
Hey! Give me! That's MY magic key!
Hey! Give me! That's MY magic key!
Not any more. Blah.
That's not good.Now, if we're gonna
have a real Halloween bash
Warrgh!
..we'll need some monsters. Blah!
Warrgh!
..we'll need some monsters. Blah!
(EVIL CACKLE)
And no-one
is gonna ruin our good time,
so, monsters, show these
party-poopers out. Blah blah blah!
so, monsters, show these
party-poopers out. Blah blah blah!
(MONSTERS GRUMBLE AND GROWL)
Uh, Wanderers?
I think I created a monster.
What do we do now?
Werun!
Werun!
(MONSTERS GRUMBLE AND GROWL)
ALL: Arghh!
Bye-bye, party-poopers.
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
Yaargh!
Huh? Argh!
(PUFFING AND PANTING)
I think we lost them. But I also
think we lost Dracula and the key.
I think we lost them. But I also
think we lost Dracula and the key.
And I think we also lost Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
Wally? Where's Wally?
(GROWLING AND GIGGLING)
Over here, everyone!
I found Dracand the key.
(CACKLES)
(CACKLES)
Whoo!
(MONSTERS GIGGLE)
Hey!
But how are we going to get it?
But how are we going to get it?
Drac is surrounded by monsters.
Well, maybe what his party needs
(VAMPIRE ACCENT)
..are even more monsters!
(VAMPIRE ACCENT)
..are even more monsters!
(LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING)
(DEEP VOICE) Partygood.
(DEEP VOICE) Partygood.
(BONES RATTLING)
(PUMPKIN GIGGLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
Sounding real spooky, guys.
Real spooky.
Ha, ha! Oops. Excuse me.
Oh, not a problem.
Oh, not a problem.
Hey, wait.
Was thatthe Invisible Man?
Keep moving.
We need to get closer to Drac
so we can get the Haunted House Key.
so we can get the Haunted House Key.
(LAUGHS)
(CHATTERS CROSSLY) Welsh cake!
Fritz, no!
(CHATTERS AND YELPS)
(YAWNS)What's the matter?
Aren't you having fun?
(YAWNS)What's the matter?
Aren't you having fun?
Oh, Finny, this party is so blah.
It needs to be bigger, better.
Blah. What's that?
(GRUNTING)
Blah. What's that?
(GRUNTING)
It's the party-poopers.
And a baby werewolf?
He's not a baby werewolf,
he's a ferret.
He's not a baby werewolf,
he's a ferret.
After them, monsters!
Hey, nice outfit, by the way.
Thanks!
Uh, that's not good.
Uh, that's not good.
Hup! Oh!
Gotcha! (GRUNTS)
Waah!
Whoops.
BOTH: Uh-oh.
(DISTANT MUSIC)
Blah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now, that's a party.
Follow me, friends. We're taking
this monster party into town!
Follow me, friends. We're taking
this monster party into town!
Partygood!
They're heading
straight for the festival.
They're heading
straight for the festival.
How are we going to stop them? Uhh!
Welsh cake? (CHUCKLES)
(CACKLES)
(CACKLES)
If we're gonna have
a big monster party,
then we're gonna need
even more monsters.
then we're gonna need
even more monsters.
Hey, scarecrows?
Come join the fun! Blah.
How about adding
a little pumpkin spice? Blah!
How about adding
a little pumpkin spice? Blah!
(GIGGLING)
How about a witch? Which witch?
That witch! Blah!
That witch! Blah!
(CACKLES)
(LAUGHTER AND CACKLING)
Hey, Wales!
The party has arrived!
The party has arrived!
(SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKS)
Argh!
(SHRIEKS)
Argh!
Blah.
But I still need something big.
Something to really
make this party a monster.
The party ends here, Drac.
Hand over the key.
The party ends here, Drac.
Hand over the key.
Hey, you might be a snappy dresser,
but I'm not giving you the key.
Blah.
This party is just getting started!
Now what?
This party is just getting started!
Now what?
I was kinda hoping that would work.
Hey, Wally! Wenda!
I see you found your friend.
And great costumes.
But look what I made!
And great costumes.
But look what I made!
I'm gonna win the carving contest
for sure.Blah!
Now, that treat will do the trick.
Rhys, put the sheet back -
Now, that treat will do the trick.
Rhys, put the sheet back -
Blah!
(GIBBERS)
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
Blah. What do you mean?
It's perfect.
Now this party
is really rocking and rolling!
Now this party
is really rocking and rolling!
(GIBBERS)
(CRASHING)
Well, there goes my best chance
at winning the carving contest.
(CRASHING)
Hmm.
(CRASHING)
Hmm.
Huh. Yeah!
Don't worry, Rhys,
we'll get your turnip back.
But Dracula
still has the key, Wally.
But Dracula
still has the key, Wally.
(GIBBERING AND CRASHING)
Wally? Where's Wally?
(CACKLING AND GIGGLING)
Over here, everyone!
Introducing the Wally
Night-To-Day-Anator.
Introducing the Wally
Night-To-Day-Anator.
(FANFARE)
A what-to-who-anator?
A Night-To-Day-Anator.
A what-to-who-anator?
A Night-To-Day-Anator.
I combined the flashlights with
this kettle to reflect the light.
Right! If there's one thing vampires
don't like, paper or otherwise,
Right! If there's one thing vampires
don't like, paper or otherwise,
it's bright light.
Right, Wenda!
So let's turn the night sky
into day!
Blah! Why didn't I bring
my sunglasses? Blah!
It worked! Dracula dropped the key.
It worked! Dracula dropped the key.
OK, boy, fetch!
(BARKS)
Blah! Where is the key?
Oh! This is making me batty.
Oh! This is making me batty.
(LAUGHS) Yes!
Good boy!
All right. Stand back.
It's time to fix
this monster mayhem.
It's time to fix
this monster mayhem.
(GIBBERS)
Party-poopers. Blah.
All right! We did it.
Uh, I mean, you guys did it.
Yay!
Uh, OK. I didn't mean
to cause all this trouble.
Uh, OK. I didn't mean
to cause all this trouble.
I just wanted to scare you
and get a picture.
I did it! I've always dreamed
of being the turnip-carving champ.
Thank you, Wanderers. This has been
the best eisteddfod ever!
Thank you, Wanderers. This has been
the best eisteddfod ever!
You're welcome, Rhys.
And speaking of parties
Halloween! It's not too late. We
have some trick-or-treating to do.
Halloween! It's not too late. We
have some trick-or-treating to do.
Why don't you come, Odlulu?
Really? You mean it?
Really? You mean it?
Happy Halloween, Odlulu.
Ready
..set
BOTH: ..Wander!
Argh! Trick!
Argh! Trick!
(WHITEBEARD CHUCKLES)
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(CLINK)
(DING)
# Oh-eh-oh
# Where do you go?
Where do you go, Wally?
# Oh-eh-oh
# I searched the world for you
# Take a trip all around the world
# Take a trip all around the world
# Catch a ride to the moon
# Ride the waves at the beach,
jump in
# Discover something new
# Oh-eh-oh
# Oh-eh-oh
# Anywhere you go I'll find you
# Oh-oh-oh
# Where do you go? Where do you go?
# Where's Wally? #
# Where's Wally? #
Hmm. Nope, too small.
It has to be the perfect castle,
Fritz,
or my plan won't work.
But Odlulu
We need to keep looking.
Ta-da!
Nope, too big.
Ta-da!
Nope. Too old.
Nope. Too old.
(GRUMBLES)
Umthis one?
Ugh! No way. Too slimy.
Ugh! No way. Too slimy.
Ooh! (CHATTERS AND SHRIEKS)
(MUTTERS) Ugh!
They said this place is the land of
castles, Fritz,
They said this place is the land of
castles, Fritz,
so the perfect one has to be around
here somewhere.
There it is!
A slug?!
No, not a slug, Fritzie.
No, not a slug, Fritzie.
The castle. We finally found it!
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WOLVES HOWL)
(WOLVES HOWL)
Spooky!
I know. Isn't it perfect?
And now I'm going to scare
those Wanderers proper.
(CACKLES)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
(BARKS)And a happy Halloween
to you too, Woof.
(BARKS)And a happy Halloween
to you too, Woof.
(BARKS EXCITEDLY)
Boo!
Argh!
Ah! Great costume, Wenda.
Ah! Great costume, Wenda.
Thanks. It's just
a little something I had
hanging around.
(BOTH LAUGH)
You make a very cute pumpkin,
Woof.(BARKS)
You make a very cute pumpkin,
Woof.(BARKS)
And nice vampire costume, Wally.
(VAMPIRE VOICE)
Vampires are my favourite!
(NORMAL VOICE) Legends say
they can turn into bats,
but they really don't like
bright light, especially sunlight.
but they really don't like
bright light, especially sunlight.
(VAMPIRE VOICE) Baaah! Bright light!
(LAUGHS) You certainly know a lot
about vampires, Wally.
(LAUGHS) You certainly know a lot
about vampires, Wally.
That's why I love Halloween
so much, Wenda.
It's the spookiest time of the year.
I love it too,
especially the trick-or-treating.
I love it too,
especially the trick-or-treating.
That's why I made this costume.
More arms means more sweeties.
(LAUGHS)
Happy Halloween, Wanderers!
Happy Halloween, Wanderers!
How do you like my costume?
Umwhat is it exactly,
Wizard Whitebeard?
Ha-ha-ha! I couldn't decide on which
Ha-ha-ha! I couldn't decide on which
of my favourite Halloween monsters
to dress as -
the Wolfman, the Mummy
or Frankenstein's Monster.
So I decided to goas all three.
So I decided to goas all three.
I'm Wolf-Mum-n-stein!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Here's some flashlights, Wanderers.
Now let's trick-or-treat!
(BARKS)
Now let's trick-or-treat!
(BARKS)
(GASPS) Wanders!
BOTH: A WanderPost!
(SPOOKILY) Hello-o-o-o-o, Wanderers.
(SPOOKILY) Hello-o-o-o-o, Wanderers.
(GASPS) Odlulu!
(SPOOKILY)
Ha-a-a-a-ppy Hallowee-e-e-een.
If you aren't already
too scared by this WanderPost,
If you aren't already
too scared by this WanderPost,
why not come to Wales
and visit my haunted house
if you dare!
(EVIL CACKLE)
(EVIL CACKLE)
Sounds like someone's getting into
the Halloween spirit!
I'll say. But we don't have time for
Odlulu's Halloween high jinks today.
We have trick-or-treating to do.
Wait. Look. In Odlulu's hand.
It's a magic key!
Jack-o'-Lanterns!
Odlulu has a magic key in Wales?!
Who knows what kind of spooky
trouble she could get into?
But why Wales?
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
BOTH: Huh?
(ALL GASP)
Probably because Wales is where some
of our Halloween traditions began -
Probably because Wales is where some
of our Halloween traditions began -
from an old Welsh harvest festival
called Calan Gaeaf.
You are correct! Some spooky
favourites started there, like
..pumpkin-carving
and my favourite
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Sorry. ..bobbing for apples.
Not to mention dressing in costumes
to scare away the spooky spirits.
Not to mention dressing in costumes
to scare away the spooky spirits.
KIDS: Trick or treat!
ALL: Thank you!
But what about OUR Halloween?
ALL: Thank you!
But what about OUR Halloween?
Don't worry.
We'll be back here before we can say
"Trick or treat, smell my feet."
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Ready
..set
BOTH: ..Wander!
Whoo!
Whoo!
(BARKS)
Now, who are you supposed to be?
(GRUMBLES)
(TRADITIONAL MUSIC)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
BOTH: Whoa!
Huh! That was fun.
Looks like we landed
in the middle of some sort of party.
It's a festival. Or what they call
in Wales an eisteddfod.
It's a festival. Or what they call
in Wales an eisteddfod.
It'd be great to stay
and enjoy the festival,
but we need to find Odlulu quick,
Wally.
but we need to find Odlulu quick,
Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
(JOLLY MUSIC)
Over here, Wenda!
Whoa!
That is one big turnip!
That is one big turnip!
Thank you. It's going to help me
win this year's carving contest.
I'm Rhys.
I'm Wally. And this is Wenda.
Uhturnip-carving?
Uhturnip-carving?
Before we had pumpkins,
the first jack-o'-lanterns in Wales
were made of turnips.
But they did the same job.
(SPOOKILY)
To scare away spo-o-oky thi-i-ngs?
(SPOOKILY)
To scare away spo-o-oky thi-i-ngs?
Ha! Exactly!
Great spooky voice, Wally. Hey, you
want to help me carve my turnip
Great spooky voice, Wally. Hey, you
want to help me carve my turnip
into a scary masterpiece
for tonight's contest?
You seem to know a lot about spooky
stuff.We'd love to,
but we need to find ourfriend.
but we need to find ourfriend.
Yeah. She's in a castle
somewhere around here.
Could you help point us
in the direction of the castle?
Sure. They're right over there.
Sure. They're right over there.
We have more castles
than any other country in the world.
Oh. That's not good.Odlulu could be
in any of those castles, Wally.
Oh. That's not good.Odlulu could be
in any of those castles, Wally.
We'll never find her in time
to get back for trick-or-treating.
Good thing we have the WanderPost to
help us find which castle she's in.
Good thing we have the WanderPost to
help us find which castle she's in.
Let's get moving
so we can match the right one.
Thanks, Rhys.
Good luck with the contest.
Thanks, Wally and Wenda. Good luck
finding your castle and your friend!
Thanks, Wally and Wenda. Good luck
finding your castle and your friend!
(THUNDERCLAP)
This place is looking pretty spooky.
I'm really going to scare
those Wanderers, Fritz.
I'm really going to scare
those Wanderers, Fritz.
Fritz?
Now where did that ferret go?
Mm-mm-mmhh!
Looking good, Odlulu. Ha, mm-mmhh!
Looking good, Odlulu. Ha, mm-mmhh!
What are you eating?
Yummy Welsh cake.Mmm!
Welsh cake? No, thanks.
There'll be time to snack later.
Welsh cake? No, thanks.
There'll be time to snack later.
Right now the real spookiness
is about to start,
thanks to the Haunted House Key.
(SPOOKY GROANING)
Ha! It works!
Huh? Hey!
They're alive! Alive!
They're alive! Alive!
(THUNDERCLAP)
(EVIL CACKLE)
One of these castles
has to be Odlulu's.
One of these castles
has to be Odlulu's.
Well, let's start searching.
Nope. Too small.
Too big.
Too old.
Yuck! Too slimy.
Argh!(CHUCKLES)
We've searched every castle in Wales
and still haven't found a match.
We've searched every castle in Wales
and still haven't found a match.
If we don't find Odlulu soon,
we'll never get back
in time for trick-or-treating!
(THUNDERCLAP)
Huh.
Maybe we haven't searched EVERY
castle in Wales, Wenda.
Maybe we haven't searched EVERY
castle in Wales, Wenda.
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WOLF HOWLS)
It's a match, Wally.
(THUNDERCLAP)
Let's go, Wenda.
The quicker we get that key
Let's go, Wenda.
The quicker we get that key
The quicker we'll be
trick-or-treating.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Hello?
Odlulu? Fritz?
Anyone?
Anyone?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BOTH GASP)
(HUMS ALONG)
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL-STYLE MUSIC)
# Ballpark Charge Theme
Charge!
ODLULU: Fritz!
Yes!
ODLULU: Fritz!
Yes!
(MUTTERS) A-ha! Good evening.
(DOOR SLAMS)
(BOTH GASP)
ODLULU:
(SPOOKILY) Welcome, Wanderers,
ODLULU:
(SPOOKILY) Welcome, Wanderers,
to my haunted house! (ECHOES)
(EVIL CACKLE)
Prepare to be scared!
Prepare to be scared!
(MUTTERS)
Uh, Fritz? That's your cue.
Oh! (HUFFS AND PUFFS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPOOKILY) Now enter if you dare!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPOOKILY) Now enter if you dare!
(DOOR CREAKS)
BOTH: Huh?
Well, I guess if we're
going to get that key back
BOTH: Whoa!
BOTH: Whoa!
(LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING)
Oh!
Whoa!
(LAUGHS)Huh?!
(LAUGHS)
Hey! My Welsh cake!
How did Odlulu get the decorations
to move like this, Wally?
I don't see any strings.
I'm not sure, Wenda,
but I think it has something to do
with the magic key.
but I think it has something to do
with the magic key.
(LAUGHTER)
This is actually kind of fun!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Laughing?
(SIGHS) Why aren't they scared?
Urgh. Wanderers.
(CHITTERS) Aww
Fritz, I wanted to have
the spookiest haunted house
they've ever seen.
My whole plan was to scare them,
not make them laugh.
I guess I'll just have to
turn up the spookiness a little.
I guess I'll just have to
turn up the spookiness a little.
But how?
Ah! This is perfect.
OK, Wanderers, things are
about to get a whole lot spookier.
OK, Wanderers, things are
about to get a whole lot spookier.
(WHOOSHING)
(GIGGLING)
I don't see Odlulu anywhere, Wally.
She has to be around here somewhere.
(WOLF HOWLS)
(BOTH GASP)
Uh, Woof?
Arf?
Mr Wumples?
(CREAKING)
Grrrr!(GASPS)
Oh!(HOWLS)
Grrrr!(GASPS)
Oh!(HOWLS)
BOTH: A werewolf! Run!
Ha! Now, that's more like it, Fritz.
Those Wanderers
are really scared now.
Let's get a picture
of their scared faces
Let's get a picture
of their scared faces
so we have something
to remember it by.(SHRIEKS)
(GROWLING) Do you think
he's still following us?
(GROWLING) Do you think
he's still following us?
(SNIFFS)
That's not a werewolf at all.
It's an inflatable dog buoy.
Odlulu must have
the Haunted House Key.
Odlulu must have
the Haunted House Key.
That's how she made the decorations
come to life.
We really need to get it back
before she brings any more
spooky monster characters to life.
before she brings any more
spooky monster characters to life.
But to do that, we're gonna
have to get past dog buoy.
Wait a minute.
Dog. That's it!
Dog. That's it!
(SQUEAKS)
(PANTS EXCITEDLY)
Wally, it's working!
Do you want the squeaky toy?
(BARKS)
Yes?
Thengo fetch!
Thengo fetch!
(TOY SQUEAKS)
Now's our chance, Wenda.
(TOY SQUEAKS)
Uh, I think
he wants to keep playing.
Uh, I think
he wants to keep playing.
(TOY SQUEAKS)
(LAUGHS)
Aw, you're not a scary monster
decoration at all.
No! You're a good boy. Yes, you are!
No! You're a good boy. Yes, you are!
Wow! You have a way with animals,
Wenda. Even inflatable werewolves.
(SIGHS)
Ugh!
(SIGHS)
Ugh!
He was supposed to scare them, not
become a Wanderer's best friend.
(GROWLS)
What's the matter, boy?
(BARKS)Look, it's Odlulu
and the Haunted House Key.
(BARKS)Look, it's Odlulu
and the Haunted House Key.
(GASPS)
(YELPS)
(GROWLS)We saw you, Odlulu.
Now give us back the magic key.
(GROWLS)We saw you, Odlulu.
Now give us back the magic key.
You'll have to catch me first.
(BARKS)
Huh?
We can't get through this.
And she's getting away.
We can't get through this.
And she's getting away.
Hold onto your stripes, I'm on it.
Hargh! Uhh!
Ahh! Uhh!
Ahh! Uhh!
(SNIFFS)
Now, which way did she go, boy?
(SNIFFS AND BARKS)
Now, which way did she go, boy?
(SNIFFS AND BARKS)
Hmm
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
We got through your haunted house.
Now give us the key.
Not until I scare you and
get a picture of your scared faces.
Not until I scare you and
get a picture of your scared faces.
But your haunted house wasn't scary.
It was actually kind of fun.
Well, I guess you haven't met
my scariest monster yet.
Well, I guess you haven't met
my scariest monster yet.
(ALL GASP)
Now, you two get together
so I can get a picture
of both of your scared faces.
so I can get a picture
of both of your scared faces.
Say "Dracula!"
Call me Drac!
Argh!
Blah blah blah.
Hey, great castle!
Hey, great castle!
Love the cobwebs!
Real spooky and all that.
(CHUCKLES) Blah blah blah.
Uhthank you?
So, looks like we're having
a Halloween party, huh?
So, looks like we're having
a Halloween party, huh?
Well, you called the right guy.
I'm the cool ghoul, your ghost host,
I'm the cool ghoul, your ghost host,
the featured creature. Blah!
All right.
Hey, Wolfie, old buddy!
(CHUCKLES) Glad you could make it.
Hey, Wolfie, old buddy!
(CHUCKLES) Glad you could make it.
The flea baths are really working.
Where's the rest of the crew, blah?
The rest of the crew?
Frankie, Mums, Finny -
The rest of the crew?
Frankie, Mums, Finny -
my whole monster crew!
Blah. There you are.
Frankenstein's Monster,
the Mummy and the Fin Creature.
the Mummy and the Fin Creature.
Stop hangin' around, let's party!
Blah?
Blah!Quick,
give us the Haunted House Key befo-
Blah!
Argh!
Hey! Give me! That's MY magic key!
Hey! Give me! That's MY magic key!
Not any more. Blah.
That's not good.Now, if we're gonna
have a real Halloween bash
Warrgh!
..we'll need some monsters. Blah!
Warrgh!
..we'll need some monsters. Blah!
(EVIL CACKLE)
And no-one
is gonna ruin our good time,
so, monsters, show these
party-poopers out. Blah blah blah!
so, monsters, show these
party-poopers out. Blah blah blah!
(MONSTERS GRUMBLE AND GROWL)
Uh, Wanderers?
I think I created a monster.
What do we do now?
Werun!
Werun!
(MONSTERS GRUMBLE AND GROWL)
ALL: Arghh!
Bye-bye, party-poopers.
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
Yaargh!
Huh? Argh!
(PUFFING AND PANTING)
I think we lost them. But I also
think we lost Dracula and the key.
I think we lost them. But I also
think we lost Dracula and the key.
And I think we also lost Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
Wally? Where's Wally?
(GROWLING AND GIGGLING)
Over here, everyone!
I found Dracand the key.
(CACKLES)
(CACKLES)
Whoo!
(MONSTERS GIGGLE)
Hey!
But how are we going to get it?
But how are we going to get it?
Drac is surrounded by monsters.
Well, maybe what his party needs
(VAMPIRE ACCENT)
..are even more monsters!
(VAMPIRE ACCENT)
..are even more monsters!
(LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING)
(DEEP VOICE) Partygood.
(DEEP VOICE) Partygood.
(BONES RATTLING)
(PUMPKIN GIGGLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
Sounding real spooky, guys.
Real spooky.
Ha, ha! Oops. Excuse me.
Oh, not a problem.
Oh, not a problem.
Hey, wait.
Was thatthe Invisible Man?
Keep moving.
We need to get closer to Drac
so we can get the Haunted House Key.
so we can get the Haunted House Key.
(LAUGHS)
(CHATTERS CROSSLY) Welsh cake!
Fritz, no!
(CHATTERS AND YELPS)
(YAWNS)What's the matter?
Aren't you having fun?
(YAWNS)What's the matter?
Aren't you having fun?
Oh, Finny, this party is so blah.
It needs to be bigger, better.
Blah. What's that?
(GRUNTING)
Blah. What's that?
(GRUNTING)
It's the party-poopers.
And a baby werewolf?
He's not a baby werewolf,
he's a ferret.
He's not a baby werewolf,
he's a ferret.
After them, monsters!
Hey, nice outfit, by the way.
Thanks!
Uh, that's not good.
Uh, that's not good.
Hup! Oh!
Gotcha! (GRUNTS)
Waah!
Whoops.
BOTH: Uh-oh.
(DISTANT MUSIC)
Blah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now, that's a party.
Follow me, friends. We're taking
this monster party into town!
Follow me, friends. We're taking
this monster party into town!
Partygood!
They're heading
straight for the festival.
They're heading
straight for the festival.
How are we going to stop them? Uhh!
Welsh cake? (CHUCKLES)
(CACKLES)
(CACKLES)
If we're gonna have
a big monster party,
then we're gonna need
even more monsters.
then we're gonna need
even more monsters.
Hey, scarecrows?
Come join the fun! Blah.
How about adding
a little pumpkin spice? Blah!
How about adding
a little pumpkin spice? Blah!
(GIGGLING)
How about a witch? Which witch?
That witch! Blah!
That witch! Blah!
(CACKLES)
(LAUGHTER AND CACKLING)
Hey, Wales!
The party has arrived!
The party has arrived!
(SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKS)
Argh!
(SHRIEKS)
Argh!
Blah.
But I still need something big.
Something to really
make this party a monster.
The party ends here, Drac.
Hand over the key.
The party ends here, Drac.
Hand over the key.
Hey, you might be a snappy dresser,
but I'm not giving you the key.
Blah.
This party is just getting started!
Now what?
This party is just getting started!
Now what?
I was kinda hoping that would work.
Hey, Wally! Wenda!
I see you found your friend.
And great costumes.
But look what I made!
And great costumes.
But look what I made!
I'm gonna win the carving contest
for sure.Blah!
Now, that treat will do the trick.
Rhys, put the sheet back -
Now, that treat will do the trick.
Rhys, put the sheet back -
Blah!
(GIBBERS)
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
Blah. What do you mean?
It's perfect.
Now this party
is really rocking and rolling!
Now this party
is really rocking and rolling!
(GIBBERS)
(CRASHING)
Well, there goes my best chance
at winning the carving contest.
(CRASHING)
Hmm.
(CRASHING)
Hmm.
Huh. Yeah!
Don't worry, Rhys,
we'll get your turnip back.
But Dracula
still has the key, Wally.
But Dracula
still has the key, Wally.
(GIBBERING AND CRASHING)
Wally? Where's Wally?
(CACKLING AND GIGGLING)
Over here, everyone!
Introducing the Wally
Night-To-Day-Anator.
Introducing the Wally
Night-To-Day-Anator.
(FANFARE)
A what-to-who-anator?
A Night-To-Day-Anator.
A what-to-who-anator?
A Night-To-Day-Anator.
I combined the flashlights with
this kettle to reflect the light.
Right! If there's one thing vampires
don't like, paper or otherwise,
Right! If there's one thing vampires
don't like, paper or otherwise,
it's bright light.
Right, Wenda!
So let's turn the night sky
into day!
Blah! Why didn't I bring
my sunglasses? Blah!
It worked! Dracula dropped the key.
It worked! Dracula dropped the key.
OK, boy, fetch!
(BARKS)
Blah! Where is the key?
Oh! This is making me batty.
Oh! This is making me batty.
(LAUGHS) Yes!
Good boy!
All right. Stand back.
It's time to fix
this monster mayhem.
It's time to fix
this monster mayhem.
(GIBBERS)
Party-poopers. Blah.
All right! We did it.
Uh, I mean, you guys did it.
Yay!
Uh, OK. I didn't mean
to cause all this trouble.
Uh, OK. I didn't mean
to cause all this trouble.
I just wanted to scare you
and get a picture.
I did it! I've always dreamed
of being the turnip-carving champ.
Thank you, Wanderers. This has been
the best eisteddfod ever!
Thank you, Wanderers. This has been
the best eisteddfod ever!
You're welcome, Rhys.
And speaking of parties
Halloween! It's not too late. We
have some trick-or-treating to do.
Halloween! It's not too late. We
have some trick-or-treating to do.
Why don't you come, Odlulu?
Really? You mean it?
Really? You mean it?
Happy Halloween, Odlulu.
Ready
..set
BOTH: ..Wander!
Argh! Trick!
Argh! Trick!
(WHITEBEARD CHUCKLES)
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