Bunnicula (2016) s02e14 Episode Script
Bunnicumoji
1
[theme music playing]
[growls]
[laughing]
Huh?
Hey!
My food! I eat that to live.
-Harold.
-Yes?
-You left the window open again!
-Oh, right.
I meant to close it. I just forgot.
Sorry, buddy.
You're so, ugh irresponsible!
Me? Irresponsible?
Hey, guys!
Hey, Bunnicula.
You think I'm responsible, right?
-I can too be responsible.
-[rumbling]
What's happening?
I am Cerberus!
[speaking indistinctly]
[shouts] Giant three-headed dog.
Three-headed dog!
[speaking indistinctly]
Hi, Bunnicula!
Long time no see, friend.
We finally decided to take your advice
and go on vacation.
[speaking indistinctly]
We are looking forward
to seeing these fire hydrants.
Only problem is I could not get a dog
to guard the gates
of the underworld for me.
-I'm a dog.
-The gates to the underworld
are the only barrier
between the world's living and the dead.
-Only the most
-Responsible!
dog should be entrusted with it.
We were just talking
about how responsible I am!
-Irresponsible!
-See? Even the couch agrees.
I suppose if you are a friend
of Bunnicula's, you can be trusted.
You've got the job!
What? No way.
[Cerberus] Here is the laptop
that controls the gates.
Cool.
Don't let anyone through that gate
unless they've been approved
by that laptop.
He's got it!
Come on, let's get out of here!
Oh, I almost forgot.
Here's your uniform, kid!
Hello ♪
-Hello ♪
-Hello ♪
Hello!
[Speaking indistinctly]
Now we depart. Cerberus out!
Hi, other me's!
Which head am I? Am I the happy one?
-I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty happy.
-Me too.
But I think I'm supposed
to be the mean one.
-But you're so nice.
-Thank you.
Are you telling me we have the gates
to the underworld in Mina's living room?
And that Harold, Harold,
and Harold are in charge?
He's in way over his head!
What is that?
Hello. I'm Gary.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-What can I do you for?
I'm here inquiring
about my haunting license.
Let's see.
[computer] No.
[all] Hmm.
Looks good to me.
Oh, that's it?
What, you're not going to ask me
who I'm going to haunt
or if I'm going to eat anybody?
No, go on. Get out of here, you.
Well, that was easy.
[cackling]
[woman screams]
Oh, look, there goes Gary.
He was nice.
Release me!
[gasps] Who am I to stop you?
[shouts] Harold!
I am Zogthoth, Emissary of Pain!
Harold, don't let him through.
He's obviously up to no good.
Maybe you're right, Chester.
Reason for your trip?
Um
I, um, need to use your restroom.
-Down the hall and to the left, buddy.
-Harold, no, no! [shouts]
Hey, are you the new gatekeeper
who's just letting everyone through?
-Yeah, that's me.
-Okay, cool.
Just wait one sec. Hey, everybody!
Underworld Ditch Day!
I'm so responsible!
[shouting]
Hey, Bunnicula. It's been forever.
[speaking indistinctly]
Me and the guys are gonna go kick it
old-school. You wanna hang with us?
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, man, this is totally
gonna be the best night ever!
[all chanting] Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
[dramatic music playing]
[screaming]
This is terrible.
Where's Bunnicula?
[upbeat music playing]
Go, Bunnicula! Go, go, Bunnicula!
Go, go!
[Chester] Bunnicula!
[speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula, if you're done having fun
with your monster friends,
we have a real problem on our hands.
Do neither of you see how bad this is?
-Looks fine to me.
-People are having a lot of fun.
Harold, what is this city full of?
Ghosts and monsters and stuff?
[Chester] And what do ghosts and monsters
and stuff like to do?
Scare people?
[Chester] And what people
do we care about?
Well, the only people
I care about is Mina.
-[all] Mina!
-Exactly!
You just unleashed
a horde of monsters on Mina!
Oh, no, what have I done?
This is all my fault!
I told you this was too much
responsibility for you, Harold.
Now it's up to me and Bunnicula
to fix this.
So, what do you think, Bunnic?
How about, like, a net
to catch them all?
-I can be responsible.
-[monsters shouting]
-I think I got an idea.
-Yeah! That's an idea, all right.
-Oh, yeah. No, that's good.
-Thanks, you're really kind.
-Well, I mean, I helped a little.
-You did actually.
It was a group effort, you guys.
Hey, guys, I know how to fix this.
Harold, please, we're trying
to come up with a plan here.
Look, Chester, I messed things up,
and it's my job to fix it.
-Please?
-Please?
Please?
-[all] Please?
-All right, fine.
What's this genius plan of yours?
We're going to throw a party!
-Hello!
-Yay! Yay!
-[speaking indistinctly]
-Oh, a party?
Well, that's the most amazingly
irresponsible idea I've ever heard!
Thanks, Chester!
Hey, Bunnic.
A party at your place?
Oh, you know we're there.
[speaking indistinctly]
Party at your place?
I'll head right over.
You get it? Because of my head?
[growling]
[dance music playing over speakers]
[all chanting] Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
It looks like all the ghosts
and monsters are here.
Yes, here, in Mina's living room.
Hey, what's in that cool glowing room
behind you?
Oh, you mean this?
Oh that's the VIP section.
VIP?
Nope, sorry. Can't let you in.
Oh, come on.
I have to go in.
There's only one way
to get into the VIP section.
You'll have to limbo in.
Limbo!
This is a bad idea.
Limbo, huh?
Show them how it's done, Bunnicula.
[speaking indistinctly]
[indistinct chatter]
Aha!
Aha!
-Can't wait to see what's in there.
-VIP. VIP. VIP.
[speaking indistinctly]
VIP coming through.
Heads up.
Bye, Gary!
Limbo!
Toga! Toga!
I wanna limbo too.
[groans]
Yay!
Hey, wait a second,
this is just the underworld.
Oh, nuts.
Yay! We did it! High five!
-Oh, I want one of those!
-Of course! I'm sorry.
Oh, wait, can I have another one?
Cerberus returns!
Harold, I trust you did the job
without incident?
[all] Absolutely.
[tablet beeps]
What's this?
-You let a monster loose?
-[toilet flushes]
Thank you for allowing me
the use of your bathroom.
The flushable wipes were a nice touch.
Oh, all right, then.
It's great to know there's
a responsible dog we can rely on.
Perhaps we'll look you up again
in another thousand years.
Back to the grind for us.
Cerberus out!
Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
I hate to say it, but I've grown
really attached to you two.
Welp, time to clean.
-Welp, been fun. Gotta go.
-Later!
Aw. But you gotta admit, Chester,
my plan worked!
-Well, didn't exactly.
-Come on, say it.
-Well, I mean
-Say it.
Fine. Your plan worked.
It worked. You're, ugh, responsible, okay?
Thanks, Chester.
Yeah, now that you're responsible,
here, clean.
Responsibility!
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[growls]
[laughing]
Huh?
Hey!
My food! I eat that to live.
-Harold.
-Yes?
-You left the window open again!
-Oh, right.
I meant to close it. I just forgot.
Sorry, buddy.
You're so, ugh irresponsible!
Me? Irresponsible?
Hey, guys!
Hey, Bunnicula.
You think I'm responsible, right?
-I can too be responsible.
-[rumbling]
What's happening?
I am Cerberus!
[speaking indistinctly]
[shouts] Giant three-headed dog.
Three-headed dog!
[speaking indistinctly]
Hi, Bunnicula!
Long time no see, friend.
We finally decided to take your advice
and go on vacation.
[speaking indistinctly]
We are looking forward
to seeing these fire hydrants.
Only problem is I could not get a dog
to guard the gates
of the underworld for me.
-I'm a dog.
-The gates to the underworld
are the only barrier
between the world's living and the dead.
-Only the most
-Responsible!
dog should be entrusted with it.
We were just talking
about how responsible I am!
-Irresponsible!
-See? Even the couch agrees.
I suppose if you are a friend
of Bunnicula's, you can be trusted.
You've got the job!
What? No way.
[Cerberus] Here is the laptop
that controls the gates.
Cool.
Don't let anyone through that gate
unless they've been approved
by that laptop.
He's got it!
Come on, let's get out of here!
Oh, I almost forgot.
Here's your uniform, kid!
Hello ♪
-Hello ♪
-Hello ♪
Hello!
[Speaking indistinctly]
Now we depart. Cerberus out!
Hi, other me's!
Which head am I? Am I the happy one?
-I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty happy.
-Me too.
But I think I'm supposed
to be the mean one.
-But you're so nice.
-Thank you.
Are you telling me we have the gates
to the underworld in Mina's living room?
And that Harold, Harold,
and Harold are in charge?
He's in way over his head!
What is that?
Hello. I'm Gary.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-What can I do you for?
I'm here inquiring
about my haunting license.
Let's see.
[computer] No.
[all] Hmm.
Looks good to me.
Oh, that's it?
What, you're not going to ask me
who I'm going to haunt
or if I'm going to eat anybody?
No, go on. Get out of here, you.
Well, that was easy.
[cackling]
[woman screams]
Oh, look, there goes Gary.
He was nice.
Release me!
[gasps] Who am I to stop you?
[shouts] Harold!
I am Zogthoth, Emissary of Pain!
Harold, don't let him through.
He's obviously up to no good.
Maybe you're right, Chester.
Reason for your trip?
Um
I, um, need to use your restroom.
-Down the hall and to the left, buddy.
-Harold, no, no! [shouts]
Hey, are you the new gatekeeper
who's just letting everyone through?
-Yeah, that's me.
-Okay, cool.
Just wait one sec. Hey, everybody!
Underworld Ditch Day!
I'm so responsible!
[shouting]
Hey, Bunnicula. It's been forever.
[speaking indistinctly]
Me and the guys are gonna go kick it
old-school. You wanna hang with us?
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, man, this is totally
gonna be the best night ever!
[all chanting] Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
[dramatic music playing]
[screaming]
This is terrible.
Where's Bunnicula?
[upbeat music playing]
Go, Bunnicula! Go, go, Bunnicula!
Go, go!
[Chester] Bunnicula!
[speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula, if you're done having fun
with your monster friends,
we have a real problem on our hands.
Do neither of you see how bad this is?
-Looks fine to me.
-People are having a lot of fun.
Harold, what is this city full of?
Ghosts and monsters and stuff?
[Chester] And what do ghosts and monsters
and stuff like to do?
Scare people?
[Chester] And what people
do we care about?
Well, the only people
I care about is Mina.
-[all] Mina!
-Exactly!
You just unleashed
a horde of monsters on Mina!
Oh, no, what have I done?
This is all my fault!
I told you this was too much
responsibility for you, Harold.
Now it's up to me and Bunnicula
to fix this.
So, what do you think, Bunnic?
How about, like, a net
to catch them all?
-I can be responsible.
-[monsters shouting]
-I think I got an idea.
-Yeah! That's an idea, all right.
-Oh, yeah. No, that's good.
-Thanks, you're really kind.
-Well, I mean, I helped a little.
-You did actually.
It was a group effort, you guys.
Hey, guys, I know how to fix this.
Harold, please, we're trying
to come up with a plan here.
Look, Chester, I messed things up,
and it's my job to fix it.
-Please?
-Please?
Please?
-[all] Please?
-All right, fine.
What's this genius plan of yours?
We're going to throw a party!
-Hello!
-Yay! Yay!
-[speaking indistinctly]
-Oh, a party?
Well, that's the most amazingly
irresponsible idea I've ever heard!
Thanks, Chester!
Hey, Bunnic.
A party at your place?
Oh, you know we're there.
[speaking indistinctly]
Party at your place?
I'll head right over.
You get it? Because of my head?
[growling]
[dance music playing over speakers]
[all chanting] Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
It looks like all the ghosts
and monsters are here.
Yes, here, in Mina's living room.
Hey, what's in that cool glowing room
behind you?
Oh, you mean this?
Oh that's the VIP section.
VIP?
Nope, sorry. Can't let you in.
Oh, come on.
I have to go in.
There's only one way
to get into the VIP section.
You'll have to limbo in.
Limbo!
This is a bad idea.
Limbo, huh?
Show them how it's done, Bunnicula.
[speaking indistinctly]
[indistinct chatter]
Aha!
Aha!
-Can't wait to see what's in there.
-VIP. VIP. VIP.
[speaking indistinctly]
VIP coming through.
Heads up.
Bye, Gary!
Limbo!
Toga! Toga!
I wanna limbo too.
[groans]
Yay!
Hey, wait a second,
this is just the underworld.
Oh, nuts.
Yay! We did it! High five!
-Oh, I want one of those!
-Of course! I'm sorry.
Oh, wait, can I have another one?
Cerberus returns!
Harold, I trust you did the job
without incident?
[all] Absolutely.
[tablet beeps]
What's this?
-You let a monster loose?
-[toilet flushes]
Thank you for allowing me
the use of your bathroom.
The flushable wipes were a nice touch.
Oh, all right, then.
It's great to know there's
a responsible dog we can rely on.
Perhaps we'll look you up again
in another thousand years.
Back to the grind for us.
Cerberus out!
Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
I hate to say it, but I've grown
really attached to you two.
Welp, time to clean.
-Welp, been fun. Gotta go.
-Later!
Aw. But you gotta admit, Chester,
my plan worked!
-Well, didn't exactly.
-Come on, say it.
-Well, I mean
-Say it.
Fine. Your plan worked.
It worked. You're, ugh, responsible, okay?
Thanks, Chester.
Yeah, now that you're responsible,
here, clean.
Responsibility!
[closing theme playing]