Good Trouble (2019) s02e14 Episode Script
In Good Conscience
1 I'm not sure if I'm reading this wrong but If you're looking for Mariana, she's not home yet.
I'm her new roommate, Isabella.
How'd you like to open a show for me in a couple of weeks? - For real? - In the comedy capital of Sacramento.
Like, overnight? Exes shouldn't date their exes' friends.
But you did ask me for Lindsay's number and they're my friend.
I can't go with her.
I get it.
Did you ask Sumi about going out with me? She's not open to dating anyone right now.
If I just leave, then you can still fix it.
- You do - I don't wanna lose you.
I was the one who posted the salary information online.
Thank you, Mariana, for coming forward.
We've decided not to terminate your contract.
I'm putting you back on your app effective immediately.
That company that owns the development group you're suing, Anwei International? I represent them.
- I'm gonna move back in with Mariana.
- Are you breaking up with me? Well, I think this is how we save our relationship.
(ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS) - Oh.
hi.
- Hi.
You're Mariana's new roommate.
Yes.
And it is so nice to meet you.
Mariana told me you moved in with your boyfriend.
Congratulations! - (GIGGLES) - Thanks! What are you doing here? Um, I came by to grab this lamp.
If you wanna wait for Mariana Oh no.
Um No, that's fine.
I actually just came to grab my, um my lamp.
- If you don't mind? - No, please.
- Jamie doesn't have lamps? - Yeah, he does.
But, um, I like this one.
So I met your new, uh, roommate.
That was fast.
Yeah, well, you moved out fast.
I felt bad asking you to keep paying a third of the rent when money's tight.
- So you did it for me? - I need a new roommate.
- Why? - Because I might get fired.
And I need someone that can actually pay half the rent.
Yes.
I did it for you.
Well thanks.
So how did you meet, uh, Isabella? You know, Gael mentioned he knew someone who was looking.
Um, she's a friend of Gael's.
Gael's I never should have gotten involved with you.
To see your lying face every day.
I wish you didn't live here.
So you just, moved her in here? Yeah, well.
We really hit it off.
We're like practically the same person.
- Isabella? - Mariana? Wait BOTH: Oh my God, we're wearing the same shirt! (BOTH LAUGH) Oh really? Is she a a tech engineer too? - Uh, no.
She's an actress.
- An actress Yeah.
She's been on "Grey's Anatomy".
I played Accident Victim #3.
Oh, my God, I love that show.
Stop.
Me too.
Wait.
What's your favorite episode? BOTH: The plane crash.
Ugh, totally.
Anyways, they only gave me one line and they cut it.
So if you blink, you'll miss me.
But, she makes most of her money modeling.
Huh.
Well, I hope you got some good references.
So if you need a list of references Oh no.
No, no, no.
I don't need any.
You're great.
Oh.
You're great too.
- Well if you wanna move in - I would love to.
- Yay! - (LAUGHS) Of course I got references.
But, you know, we just have so much in common.
She's really awesome.
Well, I'm happy for you.
Me too.
She's really awesome.
Yeah, I got that.
And now you can live at Jamie's rent free.
Yeah Well, um I should get going.
'Kay.
Hey, um We're having an official launch party for the app.
If you wanna come.
It's nothing fancy but I'll put you on the list.
Yeah, I'll check my calendar.
(ELEVATOR RUMBLING) (ELEVATOR STOPS) (SNIFFS) Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa And then we'll find our peace of mind You and me, bel ami Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa Oh.
Uh, hey.
Sorry.
- You're Raj.
- Yeah.
- I'm Isabella.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
Heard a lot about you.
- Oh - All excellent.
- Well.
You too.
- (LAUGHS) Uh, Mariana's running late.
Yeah.
I was gonna make myself scarce.
You're more than welcome to hang out.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Um Uh, what are you building? Shelves.
The instructions said it should take 20 minutes.
So naturally it's taken me three hours.
(LAUGHS) Well, technically two.
'Cause a 10-minute Twitter break turned into an hour, so - Oh.
- Yeah.
You want help? I would love some help.
Okay I integrated the vector graphics for the web assets.
So looks like we're ready to launch.
Thanks for staying late.
Yeah, no worries.
Okay.
Now let's comb through the chat feature.
Uh, the chat feature? Is that really necessary? I mean, it worked in the beta test.
Well.
If there's no bug it won't be necessary.
But if there is, it would have been.
So there's no way of accessing the necessity without our assessment.
ALICE: I'm performing in our capital.
(LAUGHS) Maybe you'll get discovered in Sacramento.
Get your own Hulu special.
"Alice Kwan: Sorry I'm not Ali Wong".
"Alice Kwan: Toilet paper not included".
- (BOTH LAUGH) - "Alice Kwan.
Neither queer nor there".
"Alice Kwan.
Guinea pig enthusiast".
Ugh.
I can't listen to this anymore.
You need to tell Joey that Lindsay's saying Joey's the one who broke up their relationship with Jenny.
I mean, what's the worst that can happen? That's a complete lie! Lindsay broke us up.
I told you they can't be trusted! You have to choose.
It's me or them.
Okay.
That would be bad.
On the other hand, if Joey comes to Sacramento and hangs out with Lindsay, it's bound to come out.
And what happens when Joey finds out you knew all along and didn't tell them? You knew? And you didn't tell me? How can I ever trust you? This is over.
An even worst-case scenario.
Let's not imagine what Joey would do if you told them Lindsay kissed you.
So Lindsay kissed me.
I said let's not imagine that.
Hey.
Are you okay? You seem a little distant.
Just thinking about Sacramento.
Yeah, I know you're really nervous.
And it's a really big deal.
And I really wanted to be there.
With you, but I don't think I can make it.
You can't? There's this music festival at work and I'm kind of in charge.
I mean, I guess I could call in sick.
Do not use this as an excuse to put off the inevitable! No.
No.
You can't call in sick if they're counting on you.
I mean, I'm super bummed that you won't be there but I understand.
I'm very disappointed in you.
You sure? Of course.
I'm not coming back until the sex is over 'cause I'm just gonna ruin it for you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So Mariana found a new roommate.
Can I stay here until I find a new place to live? You have a place to live.
Look, I wish I could take myself off the Anwei account.
- But I - You can't.
If the court decides Anwei International can't be recognized as a California corporation, the case goes away.
Can we at least wait and see what happens? Sure.
What's with the lamp? Okay.
This is definitely not a 20-minute job.
Right? Which one of these screws looks like an A23? Um Hard to tell.
(MESSAGE TONE) (MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE) Mariana? Yeah.
She's still at the office.
You don't have to help me with the shelf.
It's impossible.
You know what the word impossible says? I'm possible.
My mom always said that to me when I was frustrated by something.
One of my nannies used to say that all the time and it drove me crazy.
One of your nannies (LAUGHS) I only had one at a time.
My parents were gone a lot so I was an only child.
Oh, also an only child.
- Oh! - Unfortunately my parents were never gone.
(LAUGHS) Okay.
So, this shelf.
It's telling us BOTH: I'm possible! (BOTH LAUGH) Alright.
Whoo! - Do you see it? - Yeah.
- There's - A bug.
- With a - Timestamp.
- Receipts aren't showing up on - The receiver.
Dropping consistently.
Shit.
We launch in two days! What are we gonna do? - Evan? - Down here.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
I problem solve better on my back.
Maybe if we refresh the client more often, that'll ensure any database updates are reflected? Yes, but that doesn't solve the issue as to why arbitrary responses aren't being received.
- What are you doing? - Ordering dinner.
We're gonna be here awhile.
How's Thai sound? Uh fine.
They're ordering dinner.
It's gonna be a while.
I can get out of your space.
Mm.
And leave me with all this? Mm-mmm.
- (LAUGHS) - Okay.
Maybe we need sustenance.
- Are you hungry? - Starving.
Oh great.
They forgot my Philadelphia roll.
Ugh.
Cream cheese and sushi should be illegal.
Cream cheese and anything really.
- Cheesecake? - Disgusting.
- Cream cheese with hot cheese puffs? - Oh, my God I'm calling the cops.
Does Mariana know about this? Gross.
So, problem.
I'm not getting the response on my account.
DB is missing receipts too.
Then it would be a client or server issue.
- But if I can't reproduce it - Can't open it.
And the receipt isn't showing up.
Maybe it's because you switched your connection.
Where do we go through offline requests? Uh should be in the network listener.
So if the listener is also making a request to the send controller It's a race condition.
The controller is clearing the cached requests before the listener has gone through them.
Okay.
We've got a lot of work to do.
Yeah.
- Mmm.
I read a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
Same.
Preferred the company of adults.
Wanted to please my parents.
Had to learn to share.
Yup.
Uh imaginary friend.
Mmm! Gary.
Thank you.
- Gary? - Mm-hmm.
That's kinda creepy.
- He was a unicorn.
- Oh Even weirder.
Mine was Ami.
- Hmm.
- He was a magician.
A magician? You into magic? Mm-hmm.
(BLOWS) Ah! I love magic.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
I don't usually tell people because, you know, don't wanna add to the nerd factor.
Hmm.
Nerds are sexy.
(PHONE NOTIFICATION) Looks like we got a rain check situation.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I know Mariana really wanted to hang out with you.
- How do you know that? - Because she loves you.
- Really? - Yes! Duh! You're all she talks about.
Why wouldn't she? You're amazing.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Hey.
- Hi.
- Everything okay with the app? Yeah.
We're ready to launch.
- Was Raj okay? - Yeah, I think he understood.
Did he say anything about Evan? ISABELLA: Your boss? No.
Why? Well, he's been kinda jealous of him.
And our relationship.
Does he have a reason to be? No.
I don't know.
I mean no.
- But.
- Well One time I had a sex dream about Evan.
Once.
- (LAUGHS) - And sometimes there are these moments I don't know.
Where I like kinda get a feeling.
But I'm 100% into Raj.
That's just because he's your boss and you look up to him.
It's totally normal.
You're right.
I just need to get Evan out of my head.
Okay, here's what you need to do.
Any time you have these feelings about him, you just have to imagine him doing something really, really gross.
(LAUGHS) It's like behavior modification.
And I bet you those feelings will go away.
That's brilliant.
(LAUGHS) You're sure Raj wasn't mad? He didn't seem mad.
You know how guys are, just get naked and have sex with them and he'll forget everything.
I'm so happy to have someone to talk to again.
You can't talk to your sister? Well, we're sort of I don't know.
Living our own lives, I guess.
Anyway.
I'm really glad that you moved in.
Me too.
Sweet dreams.
You too.
(ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS) Hey! I was just coming down.
Oh.
I got a spot out front.
- Could I use your bathroom? - Of course.
Great.
Did you go? 'Cause I'm not gonna stop every 20 minutes for pee breaks.
I'm good.
I'm wearing adult diapers.
- Kidding.
- Funny.
Funny.
I like that.
SUMI: Hey.
What are you doing here? LINDSAY: I'm just pickin' up Alice.
What happened to your 9:00 a.
m.
cleaning? Oh, they cancelled.
Oh.
sorry, I should have texted you earlier.
Alice is worried about utilities.
I'm off for the rest of the day.
And I'll be here all weekend but, I will conserve energy.
So no weekend plans, huh? - Nope.
- Why don't you, uh (ECHOING): Nooo ! Go on a road trip with us? I've been thinkin' about better days The way that I was when I got off the bus in L.
A.
Teresa says she needs the research on this STAT.
Of course she does.
Are you moving? Oh, that one looks nice.
For $2,900 a month.
Plus first and last month's rent.
- Ugh.
- You could always rent a room from someone who already has a place.
It can be sketchy, but if the person's normal Normal being the operative word.
How can you tell if a total stranger is normal? Good news, guys.
Judge ruled that Anwei can be sued in California.
Good work with the research.
Looks like we got ourselves a case.
Great.
(PHONES RINGING) You know how guys are.
Just get naked and have sex with him and he'll forget everything.
I really missed you last night.
What happened last night? Oh ahh You okay? Uh Oh ahh I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Ooh ohh hey hey hey I heard a rumor Hey hey hey - (PANTING) - I love you.
I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Nothing's gonna burn Gonna burn like the cold hard truth This is so fun.
I really needed a weekend away.
I'm glad.
Alice told me you were going through a pretty rough breakup.
What breakup? Oh, Meera? That feels like ages ago.
I'm so over it.
Really? That's news.
'Cause you were so broken up.
Not really.
It was my decision, you know.
I went through a really bad breakup last year.
My girlfriend cheated on me.
Oh.
That's terrible.
Our friend Davia was cheating with a married man and when he left his wife for her, she dumped him.
Sumi, what the heck? That was a secret.
It was? Oops.
I'm so terrible at keeping secrets.
So who'd your ex cheat with? - Let's not - Joey.
(GASPS) Your Joey? I mean, it's not like it's a secret.
Right? (PHONE RINGING) - You have a minute.
- Sure.
Come on in.
So, um I recently found out that my boyfriend and his firm represent Anwei International.
And I wanted to let you know that I'm moving out.
Uh, we do live together but I am getting my own place.
So there's no perception of a conflict of interest.
Look, I know it's complicated, but I hope that you can trust my discretion and commitment to this case.
As long as you don't talk about the case, I think it'll be okay.
But, there's gonna be other cases, Callie.
So If you need to step down for personal reasons, no one's gonna judge you.
Uh, thanks, but, this case is important.
I mean, people are losing their homes, so, I would like to stay on.
Alright, if you're sure.
Thank you.
Now put your hands together for Lindsay Brady.
- SUMI: Whoo! - Great job, great job.
Keep it going for Alice Kwan, everybody.
So funny.
So funny.
It is so good to be out of L.
A.
for a little bit.
Where even your gynecologist has a screenplay to sell.
Yeah, I don't wanna hear about "2 Fast 2 Furious: The Musical" when you're inside of me.
(SUMI LAUGHS) Oh, my God, that is so true.
That's like every dentist I've ever worked for.
Hey, Sumi.
Um, in the biz we call that "happy heckling" and it's Adorable.
You have such a cute laugh.
Oh.
Well you are so funny.
- (SUMI LAUGHS) - LINDSAY: Thank you.
Alright, for my next bit I'll need a volunteer Did you completely forget our conversation about boundaries? You with Lindsay.
Me with Meera.
No.
No.
No! (SPEAKS IN MANDARIN) Oh.
Yeah.
But! I'd be coming to Sacramento to see you.
I haven't seen your stand-up and I really need to get away.
It's been really stressful at work.
Dental cleanings are stressful? Have you ever spent eight hours a day with your hands in other people's mouths? Well, remember when we went through that experimental phase? No! I guess I haven't! Look.
I won't cross any lines with Lindsay.
Okay? I promise.
Hey, so, ready to go? (MOUTHING) - Yeah.
Okay.
- Great.
Pack a bag.
I'll wait in the car.
You won't even know I'm there.
I promise! - Ooh.
Ooh.
Me.
Me.
- Who's it gonna be - SUMI: Me.
Me.
- It's you, Sumi.
Get on up here.
Absolutely.
For sure.
See, this is why you should have come clean with Joey.
Now Sumi knows what Lindsay thinks about Joey.
And God knows she can't keep a secret.
It's like a ticking time bomb.
It's only a matter of time until (DOOR OPENS) Boom.
You're screwed.
(PHONE RINGING) So I'm sorry.
For not saying anything after what you said earlier.
Yeah, just, I didn't wanna say it just because you said it.
Of course.
Yeah.
You should say it when you wanna say it.
If you wanna say it.
Well it's not that I don't wanna say it.
I just I wanna say it when the moment's right for saying.
Alright.
Enough said.
(LAUGHS) - Looks who's here.
- Joey.
You're here.
Yeah.
So is Sumi.
Lindsay invited her.
Yay.
I thought you had to work? Well I saw how disappointed you were that I couldn't come so I thought I'd call in sick and surprise you.
Well, I am surprised.
SUMI: Hi, Joey! Hey, Sumi - You must be tired from your drive.
- Uh, I flew.
That way we could all drive back together.
The four of us.
Great! Well, I am tired.
So let's go back to the hotel room before the show.
Come on.
- Hey, should I have not come? - No! No, no.
It's just, um I don't wanna hurt your feelings but Lindsay says they don't feel comfortable around you.
Wow.
That's ironic.
Joey.
Glad you could make it.
Why don't we all grab dinner before the show? I think we're gonna eat at the hotel.
- Order room service.
- There's no room service.
At the Motel 6.
I'm starving.
Dinner sounds great.
Alright then.
Let's do it.
Restaurant here is pretty good.
And, uh, all our meals are comped.
Hey, even better.
Sumi! You forgot your purse.
I left it at the hotel.
It wasn't there when we left.
You two go grab a table.
I'll help her find it.
Go.
Go.
I'm one punch away from a free fro-yo.
I need that bag, Alice.
Where do you think it is? Back at the hotel.
I lied.
I needed to talk to you alone.
Okay.
I know Lindsay has been flirting with me, but don't worry.
I'm not flirting back.
Really? 'Cause you're practically sitting on their face.
I don't appreciate that kind of talk.
It's not about Lindsay.
It's about Joey.
Oh, now you think I'm flirting with Joey? No.
You can't tell Joey that Lindsay thinks they're the one broke up their relationship with Jenny because Joey thinks Lindsay's the one that broke up their relationship with Jenny.
This Jenny sounds like a piece of work.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you two have nothing in common.
Look, do you understand what I'm saying? They both have opposite points of view of what happened and I don't want drama before the show.
Okay, okay! I get it.
Geez (SIGHS) Okay.
Let's go.
I don't want them alone for too long.
- What about my purse! - It's at the hotel! Oh, right.
Yeah.
So, Marcus told me about your conflict of interest.
I thought I warned you about dating another lawyer.
Too late.
So what did Marcus say to you? Um.
He said that there'd be other cases.
And no one would blame me for stepping away for personal reasons.
Of course he did.
This is my point.
If you were a man, he never would have offered you an out.
Because it wouldn't occur to him that a man would or should put a relationship before his career.
Look, I have a friend who's trying a case in New York and she's looking for someone to house sit.
She's got a really nice two-bedroom place in Echo Park with a city view.
All you'd have to do is water the plants and take care of the place.
So are we meat eaters, vegetarians JOEY AND LINDSAY: Vegan.
Oh.
You two have so much in common! (SPEAKING MANDARIN) Okay, sorry! JOEY: Hey! Okay, so, um Why are we speaking Chinese? Oh.
Are we? Sometimes we slip into it.
To be clear, I was referring to your pronouns and diet.
(CHIPS RUSTLING) Okay, I think we should discuss the elephant in the room.
Oh yeah.
I know.
These chips are subpar.
Jenny.
I think it's time we just talk about it.
I was upset when you broke us up but I'm over it and I don't want things to be awkward between us.
When I broke you up? CROWD: Four, three, two, one! - And we're live! - (CHEERING) Thanks to Mariana and the Green and our newest app, ACT-ivism.
We can now say at Speckulate that we are not just smart, but we have heart.
(LIGHT LAUGHTER) Mariana? Well, this hasn't been an easy road.
I've made a lot of mistakes but Gina, Rachel, Casey, Claire, and Raj, you all stood by me and the app.
And if it wasn't for your brilliant collaboration or creativity, none of this would have happened, so.
Thank you.
This was truly a group effort.
(APPLAUSE) And Evan.
Thank you for believing in me and ACT-ivism.
You're a great boss and mentor.
ALL: Cheers! Oh! - You came.
- Yeah, of course.
Hey, Mariana.
Callie, it's so nice you made it.
Is Jamie here? Uh, no.
He's not here.
Oh.
I'd love to meet him.
And neither one of you is willing to back down from the case? Well, I brought the case in.
Jamie thinks that he has more to lose professionally and I should be concentrating on passing the bar.
Is he wrong? Isn't one of the reasons that you moved in with him, so you could have a quiet place to study? Okay, but why do I have to be the one that has to give something up? He's never given anything up for you? You don't have to win every battle.
Maybe don't think about it as losing something.
Think about it as prioritizing what's important to both of you.
Frankly, your solution to everything can't be moving out.
Philadelphia rolls.
I thought you hated these.
For you.
I wanted to make sure you got some before they ran out.
- (CHUCKLES) - Thank you.
That's very thoughtful of you.
Well, you're easy to think of.
You are way hotter, B-T-Dubs.
(LAUGHS) (SHUTTER CLICKING) PHOTOGRAPHER: One more, a little tighter.
Mariana.
Hi.
I'm taking a few of the investors out for a drink.
And I think it would be a good idea if you joined us.
Oh, um I kinda had plans But, um, maybe a quick drink? I can just swing by the office and grab my bag.
Great.
Oh, and I left something for you on your desk.
God, I mean like the Indigo Girls but for five straight hours? - The closer I am to torture.
- (LAUGHS) At least I wasn't alone in the backseat this time.
Thank you for coming.
I'm so happy to be there for you.
The show was great.
I'm really proud of you.
Thanks.
But - I think we need to talk.
- We do? What about? I think you know.
When I broke you up? Um yeah.
When you started dating Jenny, we were still together.
That's not what she told me.
She said you broke up with her.
I was on the road, but we were still talking every day.
I mean, she flew out to Chicago to see me.
She said she was in Chicago visiting her sister.
Her sister lives in Tampa.
That explains why we couldn't post any pictures from what we did that weekend because she was on a BOTH: Social media cleanse.
So when Jenny said you wanted her back? I never knew she was gone.
Until a friend told me she was cheating on me with you and then I did break up with her.
Wow.
- We got played.
- Royally.
I'm sorry.
Me too.
So Jenny's the bad guy, and we can all be friends! See, Alice.
You had nothing to worry about.
I know.
I was so worried they wouldn't have a bison burger.
But there it is! On the menu.
Whew! I was really craving me some buffalo.
Did you already know that Lindsay thought I broke up their relationship? Yes.
But obviously I'm team you so why mention it? It would have just made you mad and then I would've had to choose a side.
I would never make you choose a side.
Alice, I just I need to know that I can trust you to be honest with me about everything, even if you're afraid it's gonna make me upset.
This is your chance to come totally clean.
Just get it all off your chest.
You can do it.
Do the right thing.
Listen to me.
You can do it! - Lindsay kissed me.
- Yes! On the other hand, no one says you always have to listen to your conscience.
Lindsay kissed you? - When? - Before my first show.
The show you told me not to come to unless I got over my issues with not trusting Lindsay.
I didn't kiss them back! I didn't wanna upset you over nothing.
(SCOFFS) It's not nothing That you let me look like a fool this whole time! I can't do this.
But you're the space between Do what? This relationship.
What's on the other side I can't trust you.
Is closer than it seems It's over.
(SNIFFLES) I'm done.
(EXHALES) Smoke up in the sky Here take my key Hmm hmm hmm Chicken piccata? Yeah.
I hope it's still one of your favorites.
- How was lunch? - It was good.
So I found somewhere to live.
One of Teresa's friends needs someone to house sit for six months.
Sounds like ya lucked out.
The thing is I don't wanna move out.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Yeah, I don't want you to either.
I'm scared.
If I gave up this case am I like giving up a part of myself? Am I always going to be expected to put your career first? No, no.
And we're not always gonna be in a situation like this.
I just don't want to lose myself in your life.
In your penthouse apartment.
I can't even afford the rent for one of your closets.
(SIGHS) Do you want to get a place we can both afford? Do you wanna live in a place we can both afford? Not really No, but if that's what you need to feel like you're not losing yourself in this relationship, I will live anywhere.
I just want to be with you.
Tell me what you need to feel safe.
You're making up stories in your head You keep bring ghosts back from the dead MARIANA: From the first day I met you, I knew you were going to do great things.
MARIANA AND EVAN: This code was the first line of ACT-ivism EVAN: and it's just the beginning of a brilliant career.
RAJ: XO.
Raj.
Raj? It's stressin' me out, yeah It's stressin' me out So I don't know where else to go You know I tried to find you I know how it feels to go - Oh, I try to find a way - Don't wanna waste it I want my name on the lease.
So you can't just throw me out at any point.
I would never do that.
Agreed.
And I wanna pay rent.
This is how much I can pay.
I don't think this is fair.
And what do you think would be fair? You living here should cause no more financial strain for you than it does for me.
So, whatever percentage of my income I pay on rent, you should have to pay the same.
Okay, that makes sense.
So, for this place, I pay 30% of my income on rent.
(CLEARS THROAT) Wow, that's the-the rent on this place.
And this is just 30% of your income.
I got a nice bonus this year.
Okay.
This is 30% of my income.
Try not to laugh.
I'm not laughin'.
You shoulda seen how much I made in my first year out of law school.
The point is, as long as the financial burden in relation to our personal incomes is the same it's equal.
Okay.
Okay.
Do we have a deal? We have a deal.
Oh.
By the way, we're keeping the lamp.
- Really? - Yes.
Really.
It warms the place up.
Oh, it's not hot enough for you in here? Could be hotter.
Well I been thinkin' lately How I can't believe that I found you (LAUGHS) Baby, oh, it's all a little crazy How quickly I'm fallin' Baby, you got me like no one before Ooh Ooh Even when I'm with you I only want more Ooh Ooh Each little touch gets me right at the core Feel like I'm flying no feet on the floor Feet on the floor Like a moth to a flame I can't help but be drawn to you, ooh Bracing for the pain The closer I get (PANTING) I love you.
Like a moth to a flame The closer I get The more I do Ooh ooh
I'm her new roommate, Isabella.
How'd you like to open a show for me in a couple of weeks? - For real? - In the comedy capital of Sacramento.
Like, overnight? Exes shouldn't date their exes' friends.
But you did ask me for Lindsay's number and they're my friend.
I can't go with her.
I get it.
Did you ask Sumi about going out with me? She's not open to dating anyone right now.
If I just leave, then you can still fix it.
- You do - I don't wanna lose you.
I was the one who posted the salary information online.
Thank you, Mariana, for coming forward.
We've decided not to terminate your contract.
I'm putting you back on your app effective immediately.
That company that owns the development group you're suing, Anwei International? I represent them.
- I'm gonna move back in with Mariana.
- Are you breaking up with me? Well, I think this is how we save our relationship.
(ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS) - Oh.
hi.
- Hi.
You're Mariana's new roommate.
Yes.
And it is so nice to meet you.
Mariana told me you moved in with your boyfriend.
Congratulations! - (GIGGLES) - Thanks! What are you doing here? Um, I came by to grab this lamp.
If you wanna wait for Mariana Oh no.
Um No, that's fine.
I actually just came to grab my, um my lamp.
- If you don't mind? - No, please.
- Jamie doesn't have lamps? - Yeah, he does.
But, um, I like this one.
So I met your new, uh, roommate.
That was fast.
Yeah, well, you moved out fast.
I felt bad asking you to keep paying a third of the rent when money's tight.
- So you did it for me? - I need a new roommate.
- Why? - Because I might get fired.
And I need someone that can actually pay half the rent.
Yes.
I did it for you.
Well thanks.
So how did you meet, uh, Isabella? You know, Gael mentioned he knew someone who was looking.
Um, she's a friend of Gael's.
Gael's I never should have gotten involved with you.
To see your lying face every day.
I wish you didn't live here.
So you just, moved her in here? Yeah, well.
We really hit it off.
We're like practically the same person.
- Isabella? - Mariana? Wait BOTH: Oh my God, we're wearing the same shirt! (BOTH LAUGH) Oh really? Is she a a tech engineer too? - Uh, no.
She's an actress.
- An actress Yeah.
She's been on "Grey's Anatomy".
I played Accident Victim #3.
Oh, my God, I love that show.
Stop.
Me too.
Wait.
What's your favorite episode? BOTH: The plane crash.
Ugh, totally.
Anyways, they only gave me one line and they cut it.
So if you blink, you'll miss me.
But, she makes most of her money modeling.
Huh.
Well, I hope you got some good references.
So if you need a list of references Oh no.
No, no, no.
I don't need any.
You're great.
Oh.
You're great too.
- Well if you wanna move in - I would love to.
- Yay! - (LAUGHS) Of course I got references.
But, you know, we just have so much in common.
She's really awesome.
Well, I'm happy for you.
Me too.
She's really awesome.
Yeah, I got that.
And now you can live at Jamie's rent free.
Yeah Well, um I should get going.
'Kay.
Hey, um We're having an official launch party for the app.
If you wanna come.
It's nothing fancy but I'll put you on the list.
Yeah, I'll check my calendar.
(ELEVATOR RUMBLING) (ELEVATOR STOPS) (SNIFFS) Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa And then we'll find our peace of mind You and me, bel ami Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa Oh.
Uh, hey.
Sorry.
- You're Raj.
- Yeah.
- I'm Isabella.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
Heard a lot about you.
- Oh - All excellent.
- Well.
You too.
- (LAUGHS) Uh, Mariana's running late.
Yeah.
I was gonna make myself scarce.
You're more than welcome to hang out.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Um Uh, what are you building? Shelves.
The instructions said it should take 20 minutes.
So naturally it's taken me three hours.
(LAUGHS) Well, technically two.
'Cause a 10-minute Twitter break turned into an hour, so - Oh.
- Yeah.
You want help? I would love some help.
Okay I integrated the vector graphics for the web assets.
So looks like we're ready to launch.
Thanks for staying late.
Yeah, no worries.
Okay.
Now let's comb through the chat feature.
Uh, the chat feature? Is that really necessary? I mean, it worked in the beta test.
Well.
If there's no bug it won't be necessary.
But if there is, it would have been.
So there's no way of accessing the necessity without our assessment.
ALICE: I'm performing in our capital.
(LAUGHS) Maybe you'll get discovered in Sacramento.
Get your own Hulu special.
"Alice Kwan: Sorry I'm not Ali Wong".
"Alice Kwan: Toilet paper not included".
- (BOTH LAUGH) - "Alice Kwan.
Neither queer nor there".
"Alice Kwan.
Guinea pig enthusiast".
Ugh.
I can't listen to this anymore.
You need to tell Joey that Lindsay's saying Joey's the one who broke up their relationship with Jenny.
I mean, what's the worst that can happen? That's a complete lie! Lindsay broke us up.
I told you they can't be trusted! You have to choose.
It's me or them.
Okay.
That would be bad.
On the other hand, if Joey comes to Sacramento and hangs out with Lindsay, it's bound to come out.
And what happens when Joey finds out you knew all along and didn't tell them? You knew? And you didn't tell me? How can I ever trust you? This is over.
An even worst-case scenario.
Let's not imagine what Joey would do if you told them Lindsay kissed you.
So Lindsay kissed me.
I said let's not imagine that.
Hey.
Are you okay? You seem a little distant.
Just thinking about Sacramento.
Yeah, I know you're really nervous.
And it's a really big deal.
And I really wanted to be there.
With you, but I don't think I can make it.
You can't? There's this music festival at work and I'm kind of in charge.
I mean, I guess I could call in sick.
Do not use this as an excuse to put off the inevitable! No.
No.
You can't call in sick if they're counting on you.
I mean, I'm super bummed that you won't be there but I understand.
I'm very disappointed in you.
You sure? Of course.
I'm not coming back until the sex is over 'cause I'm just gonna ruin it for you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So Mariana found a new roommate.
Can I stay here until I find a new place to live? You have a place to live.
Look, I wish I could take myself off the Anwei account.
- But I - You can't.
If the court decides Anwei International can't be recognized as a California corporation, the case goes away.
Can we at least wait and see what happens? Sure.
What's with the lamp? Okay.
This is definitely not a 20-minute job.
Right? Which one of these screws looks like an A23? Um Hard to tell.
(MESSAGE TONE) (MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE) Mariana? Yeah.
She's still at the office.
You don't have to help me with the shelf.
It's impossible.
You know what the word impossible says? I'm possible.
My mom always said that to me when I was frustrated by something.
One of my nannies used to say that all the time and it drove me crazy.
One of your nannies (LAUGHS) I only had one at a time.
My parents were gone a lot so I was an only child.
Oh, also an only child.
- Oh! - Unfortunately my parents were never gone.
(LAUGHS) Okay.
So, this shelf.
It's telling us BOTH: I'm possible! (BOTH LAUGH) Alright.
Whoo! - Do you see it? - Yeah.
- There's - A bug.
- With a - Timestamp.
- Receipts aren't showing up on - The receiver.
Dropping consistently.
Shit.
We launch in two days! What are we gonna do? - Evan? - Down here.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
I problem solve better on my back.
Maybe if we refresh the client more often, that'll ensure any database updates are reflected? Yes, but that doesn't solve the issue as to why arbitrary responses aren't being received.
- What are you doing? - Ordering dinner.
We're gonna be here awhile.
How's Thai sound? Uh fine.
They're ordering dinner.
It's gonna be a while.
I can get out of your space.
Mm.
And leave me with all this? Mm-mmm.
- (LAUGHS) - Okay.
Maybe we need sustenance.
- Are you hungry? - Starving.
Oh great.
They forgot my Philadelphia roll.
Ugh.
Cream cheese and sushi should be illegal.
Cream cheese and anything really.
- Cheesecake? - Disgusting.
- Cream cheese with hot cheese puffs? - Oh, my God I'm calling the cops.
Does Mariana know about this? Gross.
So, problem.
I'm not getting the response on my account.
DB is missing receipts too.
Then it would be a client or server issue.
- But if I can't reproduce it - Can't open it.
And the receipt isn't showing up.
Maybe it's because you switched your connection.
Where do we go through offline requests? Uh should be in the network listener.
So if the listener is also making a request to the send controller It's a race condition.
The controller is clearing the cached requests before the listener has gone through them.
Okay.
We've got a lot of work to do.
Yeah.
- Mmm.
I read a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
Same.
Preferred the company of adults.
Wanted to please my parents.
Had to learn to share.
Yup.
Uh imaginary friend.
Mmm! Gary.
Thank you.
- Gary? - Mm-hmm.
That's kinda creepy.
- He was a unicorn.
- Oh Even weirder.
Mine was Ami.
- Hmm.
- He was a magician.
A magician? You into magic? Mm-hmm.
(BLOWS) Ah! I love magic.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
I don't usually tell people because, you know, don't wanna add to the nerd factor.
Hmm.
Nerds are sexy.
(PHONE NOTIFICATION) Looks like we got a rain check situation.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I know Mariana really wanted to hang out with you.
- How do you know that? - Because she loves you.
- Really? - Yes! Duh! You're all she talks about.
Why wouldn't she? You're amazing.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Hey.
- Hi.
- Everything okay with the app? Yeah.
We're ready to launch.
- Was Raj okay? - Yeah, I think he understood.
Did he say anything about Evan? ISABELLA: Your boss? No.
Why? Well, he's been kinda jealous of him.
And our relationship.
Does he have a reason to be? No.
I don't know.
I mean no.
- But.
- Well One time I had a sex dream about Evan.
Once.
- (LAUGHS) - And sometimes there are these moments I don't know.
Where I like kinda get a feeling.
But I'm 100% into Raj.
That's just because he's your boss and you look up to him.
It's totally normal.
You're right.
I just need to get Evan out of my head.
Okay, here's what you need to do.
Any time you have these feelings about him, you just have to imagine him doing something really, really gross.
(LAUGHS) It's like behavior modification.
And I bet you those feelings will go away.
That's brilliant.
(LAUGHS) You're sure Raj wasn't mad? He didn't seem mad.
You know how guys are, just get naked and have sex with them and he'll forget everything.
I'm so happy to have someone to talk to again.
You can't talk to your sister? Well, we're sort of I don't know.
Living our own lives, I guess.
Anyway.
I'm really glad that you moved in.
Me too.
Sweet dreams.
You too.
(ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS) Hey! I was just coming down.
Oh.
I got a spot out front.
- Could I use your bathroom? - Of course.
Great.
Did you go? 'Cause I'm not gonna stop every 20 minutes for pee breaks.
I'm good.
I'm wearing adult diapers.
- Kidding.
- Funny.
Funny.
I like that.
SUMI: Hey.
What are you doing here? LINDSAY: I'm just pickin' up Alice.
What happened to your 9:00 a.
m.
cleaning? Oh, they cancelled.
Oh.
sorry, I should have texted you earlier.
Alice is worried about utilities.
I'm off for the rest of the day.
And I'll be here all weekend but, I will conserve energy.
So no weekend plans, huh? - Nope.
- Why don't you, uh (ECHOING): Nooo ! Go on a road trip with us? I've been thinkin' about better days The way that I was when I got off the bus in L.
A.
Teresa says she needs the research on this STAT.
Of course she does.
Are you moving? Oh, that one looks nice.
For $2,900 a month.
Plus first and last month's rent.
- Ugh.
- You could always rent a room from someone who already has a place.
It can be sketchy, but if the person's normal Normal being the operative word.
How can you tell if a total stranger is normal? Good news, guys.
Judge ruled that Anwei can be sued in California.
Good work with the research.
Looks like we got ourselves a case.
Great.
(PHONES RINGING) You know how guys are.
Just get naked and have sex with him and he'll forget everything.
I really missed you last night.
What happened last night? Oh ahh You okay? Uh Oh ahh I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Ooh ohh hey hey hey I heard a rumor Hey hey hey - (PANTING) - I love you.
I heard a rumor Hey hey hey Nothing's gonna burn Gonna burn like the cold hard truth This is so fun.
I really needed a weekend away.
I'm glad.
Alice told me you were going through a pretty rough breakup.
What breakup? Oh, Meera? That feels like ages ago.
I'm so over it.
Really? That's news.
'Cause you were so broken up.
Not really.
It was my decision, you know.
I went through a really bad breakup last year.
My girlfriend cheated on me.
Oh.
That's terrible.
Our friend Davia was cheating with a married man and when he left his wife for her, she dumped him.
Sumi, what the heck? That was a secret.
It was? Oops.
I'm so terrible at keeping secrets.
So who'd your ex cheat with? - Let's not - Joey.
(GASPS) Your Joey? I mean, it's not like it's a secret.
Right? (PHONE RINGING) - You have a minute.
- Sure.
Come on in.
So, um I recently found out that my boyfriend and his firm represent Anwei International.
And I wanted to let you know that I'm moving out.
Uh, we do live together but I am getting my own place.
So there's no perception of a conflict of interest.
Look, I know it's complicated, but I hope that you can trust my discretion and commitment to this case.
As long as you don't talk about the case, I think it'll be okay.
But, there's gonna be other cases, Callie.
So If you need to step down for personal reasons, no one's gonna judge you.
Uh, thanks, but, this case is important.
I mean, people are losing their homes, so, I would like to stay on.
Alright, if you're sure.
Thank you.
Now put your hands together for Lindsay Brady.
- SUMI: Whoo! - Great job, great job.
Keep it going for Alice Kwan, everybody.
So funny.
So funny.
It is so good to be out of L.
A.
for a little bit.
Where even your gynecologist has a screenplay to sell.
Yeah, I don't wanna hear about "2 Fast 2 Furious: The Musical" when you're inside of me.
(SUMI LAUGHS) Oh, my God, that is so true.
That's like every dentist I've ever worked for.
Hey, Sumi.
Um, in the biz we call that "happy heckling" and it's Adorable.
You have such a cute laugh.
Oh.
Well you are so funny.
- (SUMI LAUGHS) - LINDSAY: Thank you.
Alright, for my next bit I'll need a volunteer Did you completely forget our conversation about boundaries? You with Lindsay.
Me with Meera.
No.
No.
No! (SPEAKS IN MANDARIN) Oh.
Yeah.
But! I'd be coming to Sacramento to see you.
I haven't seen your stand-up and I really need to get away.
It's been really stressful at work.
Dental cleanings are stressful? Have you ever spent eight hours a day with your hands in other people's mouths? Well, remember when we went through that experimental phase? No! I guess I haven't! Look.
I won't cross any lines with Lindsay.
Okay? I promise.
Hey, so, ready to go? (MOUTHING) - Yeah.
Okay.
- Great.
Pack a bag.
I'll wait in the car.
You won't even know I'm there.
I promise! - Ooh.
Ooh.
Me.
Me.
- Who's it gonna be - SUMI: Me.
Me.
- It's you, Sumi.
Get on up here.
Absolutely.
For sure.
See, this is why you should have come clean with Joey.
Now Sumi knows what Lindsay thinks about Joey.
And God knows she can't keep a secret.
It's like a ticking time bomb.
It's only a matter of time until (DOOR OPENS) Boom.
You're screwed.
(PHONE RINGING) So I'm sorry.
For not saying anything after what you said earlier.
Yeah, just, I didn't wanna say it just because you said it.
Of course.
Yeah.
You should say it when you wanna say it.
If you wanna say it.
Well it's not that I don't wanna say it.
I just I wanna say it when the moment's right for saying.
Alright.
Enough said.
(LAUGHS) - Looks who's here.
- Joey.
You're here.
Yeah.
So is Sumi.
Lindsay invited her.
Yay.
I thought you had to work? Well I saw how disappointed you were that I couldn't come so I thought I'd call in sick and surprise you.
Well, I am surprised.
SUMI: Hi, Joey! Hey, Sumi - You must be tired from your drive.
- Uh, I flew.
That way we could all drive back together.
The four of us.
Great! Well, I am tired.
So let's go back to the hotel room before the show.
Come on.
- Hey, should I have not come? - No! No, no.
It's just, um I don't wanna hurt your feelings but Lindsay says they don't feel comfortable around you.
Wow.
That's ironic.
Joey.
Glad you could make it.
Why don't we all grab dinner before the show? I think we're gonna eat at the hotel.
- Order room service.
- There's no room service.
At the Motel 6.
I'm starving.
Dinner sounds great.
Alright then.
Let's do it.
Restaurant here is pretty good.
And, uh, all our meals are comped.
Hey, even better.
Sumi! You forgot your purse.
I left it at the hotel.
It wasn't there when we left.
You two go grab a table.
I'll help her find it.
Go.
Go.
I'm one punch away from a free fro-yo.
I need that bag, Alice.
Where do you think it is? Back at the hotel.
I lied.
I needed to talk to you alone.
Okay.
I know Lindsay has been flirting with me, but don't worry.
I'm not flirting back.
Really? 'Cause you're practically sitting on their face.
I don't appreciate that kind of talk.
It's not about Lindsay.
It's about Joey.
Oh, now you think I'm flirting with Joey? No.
You can't tell Joey that Lindsay thinks they're the one broke up their relationship with Jenny because Joey thinks Lindsay's the one that broke up their relationship with Jenny.
This Jenny sounds like a piece of work.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you two have nothing in common.
Look, do you understand what I'm saying? They both have opposite points of view of what happened and I don't want drama before the show.
Okay, okay! I get it.
Geez (SIGHS) Okay.
Let's go.
I don't want them alone for too long.
- What about my purse! - It's at the hotel! Oh, right.
Yeah.
So, Marcus told me about your conflict of interest.
I thought I warned you about dating another lawyer.
Too late.
So what did Marcus say to you? Um.
He said that there'd be other cases.
And no one would blame me for stepping away for personal reasons.
Of course he did.
This is my point.
If you were a man, he never would have offered you an out.
Because it wouldn't occur to him that a man would or should put a relationship before his career.
Look, I have a friend who's trying a case in New York and she's looking for someone to house sit.
She's got a really nice two-bedroom place in Echo Park with a city view.
All you'd have to do is water the plants and take care of the place.
So are we meat eaters, vegetarians JOEY AND LINDSAY: Vegan.
Oh.
You two have so much in common! (SPEAKING MANDARIN) Okay, sorry! JOEY: Hey! Okay, so, um Why are we speaking Chinese? Oh.
Are we? Sometimes we slip into it.
To be clear, I was referring to your pronouns and diet.
(CHIPS RUSTLING) Okay, I think we should discuss the elephant in the room.
Oh yeah.
I know.
These chips are subpar.
Jenny.
I think it's time we just talk about it.
I was upset when you broke us up but I'm over it and I don't want things to be awkward between us.
When I broke you up? CROWD: Four, three, two, one! - And we're live! - (CHEERING) Thanks to Mariana and the Green and our newest app, ACT-ivism.
We can now say at Speckulate that we are not just smart, but we have heart.
(LIGHT LAUGHTER) Mariana? Well, this hasn't been an easy road.
I've made a lot of mistakes but Gina, Rachel, Casey, Claire, and Raj, you all stood by me and the app.
And if it wasn't for your brilliant collaboration or creativity, none of this would have happened, so.
Thank you.
This was truly a group effort.
(APPLAUSE) And Evan.
Thank you for believing in me and ACT-ivism.
You're a great boss and mentor.
ALL: Cheers! Oh! - You came.
- Yeah, of course.
Hey, Mariana.
Callie, it's so nice you made it.
Is Jamie here? Uh, no.
He's not here.
Oh.
I'd love to meet him.
And neither one of you is willing to back down from the case? Well, I brought the case in.
Jamie thinks that he has more to lose professionally and I should be concentrating on passing the bar.
Is he wrong? Isn't one of the reasons that you moved in with him, so you could have a quiet place to study? Okay, but why do I have to be the one that has to give something up? He's never given anything up for you? You don't have to win every battle.
Maybe don't think about it as losing something.
Think about it as prioritizing what's important to both of you.
Frankly, your solution to everything can't be moving out.
Philadelphia rolls.
I thought you hated these.
For you.
I wanted to make sure you got some before they ran out.
- (CHUCKLES) - Thank you.
That's very thoughtful of you.
Well, you're easy to think of.
You are way hotter, B-T-Dubs.
(LAUGHS) (SHUTTER CLICKING) PHOTOGRAPHER: One more, a little tighter.
Mariana.
Hi.
I'm taking a few of the investors out for a drink.
And I think it would be a good idea if you joined us.
Oh, um I kinda had plans But, um, maybe a quick drink? I can just swing by the office and grab my bag.
Great.
Oh, and I left something for you on your desk.
God, I mean like the Indigo Girls but for five straight hours? - The closer I am to torture.
- (LAUGHS) At least I wasn't alone in the backseat this time.
Thank you for coming.
I'm so happy to be there for you.
The show was great.
I'm really proud of you.
Thanks.
But - I think we need to talk.
- We do? What about? I think you know.
When I broke you up? Um yeah.
When you started dating Jenny, we were still together.
That's not what she told me.
She said you broke up with her.
I was on the road, but we were still talking every day.
I mean, she flew out to Chicago to see me.
She said she was in Chicago visiting her sister.
Her sister lives in Tampa.
That explains why we couldn't post any pictures from what we did that weekend because she was on a BOTH: Social media cleanse.
So when Jenny said you wanted her back? I never knew she was gone.
Until a friend told me she was cheating on me with you and then I did break up with her.
Wow.
- We got played.
- Royally.
I'm sorry.
Me too.
So Jenny's the bad guy, and we can all be friends! See, Alice.
You had nothing to worry about.
I know.
I was so worried they wouldn't have a bison burger.
But there it is! On the menu.
Whew! I was really craving me some buffalo.
Did you already know that Lindsay thought I broke up their relationship? Yes.
But obviously I'm team you so why mention it? It would have just made you mad and then I would've had to choose a side.
I would never make you choose a side.
Alice, I just I need to know that I can trust you to be honest with me about everything, even if you're afraid it's gonna make me upset.
This is your chance to come totally clean.
Just get it all off your chest.
You can do it.
Do the right thing.
Listen to me.
You can do it! - Lindsay kissed me.
- Yes! On the other hand, no one says you always have to listen to your conscience.
Lindsay kissed you? - When? - Before my first show.
The show you told me not to come to unless I got over my issues with not trusting Lindsay.
I didn't kiss them back! I didn't wanna upset you over nothing.
(SCOFFS) It's not nothing That you let me look like a fool this whole time! I can't do this.
But you're the space between Do what? This relationship.
What's on the other side I can't trust you.
Is closer than it seems It's over.
(SNIFFLES) I'm done.
(EXHALES) Smoke up in the sky Here take my key Hmm hmm hmm Chicken piccata? Yeah.
I hope it's still one of your favorites.
- How was lunch? - It was good.
So I found somewhere to live.
One of Teresa's friends needs someone to house sit for six months.
Sounds like ya lucked out.
The thing is I don't wanna move out.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Yeah, I don't want you to either.
I'm scared.
If I gave up this case am I like giving up a part of myself? Am I always going to be expected to put your career first? No, no.
And we're not always gonna be in a situation like this.
I just don't want to lose myself in your life.
In your penthouse apartment.
I can't even afford the rent for one of your closets.
(SIGHS) Do you want to get a place we can both afford? Do you wanna live in a place we can both afford? Not really No, but if that's what you need to feel like you're not losing yourself in this relationship, I will live anywhere.
I just want to be with you.
Tell me what you need to feel safe.
You're making up stories in your head You keep bring ghosts back from the dead MARIANA: From the first day I met you, I knew you were going to do great things.
MARIANA AND EVAN: This code was the first line of ACT-ivism EVAN: and it's just the beginning of a brilliant career.
RAJ: XO.
Raj.
Raj? It's stressin' me out, yeah It's stressin' me out So I don't know where else to go You know I tried to find you I know how it feels to go - Oh, I try to find a way - Don't wanna waste it I want my name on the lease.
So you can't just throw me out at any point.
I would never do that.
Agreed.
And I wanna pay rent.
This is how much I can pay.
I don't think this is fair.
And what do you think would be fair? You living here should cause no more financial strain for you than it does for me.
So, whatever percentage of my income I pay on rent, you should have to pay the same.
Okay, that makes sense.
So, for this place, I pay 30% of my income on rent.
(CLEARS THROAT) Wow, that's the-the rent on this place.
And this is just 30% of your income.
I got a nice bonus this year.
Okay.
This is 30% of my income.
Try not to laugh.
I'm not laughin'.
You shoulda seen how much I made in my first year out of law school.
The point is, as long as the financial burden in relation to our personal incomes is the same it's equal.
Okay.
Okay.
Do we have a deal? We have a deal.
Oh.
By the way, we're keeping the lamp.
- Really? - Yes.
Really.
It warms the place up.
Oh, it's not hot enough for you in here? Could be hotter.
Well I been thinkin' lately How I can't believe that I found you (LAUGHS) Baby, oh, it's all a little crazy How quickly I'm fallin' Baby, you got me like no one before Ooh Ooh Even when I'm with you I only want more Ooh Ooh Each little touch gets me right at the core Feel like I'm flying no feet on the floor Feet on the floor Like a moth to a flame I can't help but be drawn to you, ooh Bracing for the pain The closer I get (PANTING) I love you.
Like a moth to a flame The closer I get The more I do Ooh ooh