Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e14 Episode Script
Snoop Dogg vs. Chris Paul
1 Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy Your 20th Century toy.
His name stands for Ladies Love Cool James, and, oh, we do.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Now let me hear you say, yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
The show that your favorite stars come to when they wanna be totally outrageous.
And keeping the party live, the mischievous mistress of sync, the lovely the lively, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare Go, Chrissy.
Get it, baby.
Go, baby.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Oh! Oh! Hi! - I still get so excited.
- Don't well, what do we got going on tonight? Oh, my goodness.
So, tonight there's the battle of champions.
One rocks the mic, the other rocks the court.
Both are ballers in their own way, and I've been patiently waiting all day to see them both bring it! Well, Chrissy, let's get this thing started.
Let's do that.
Let's get started.
Let's get it poppin'! You guys ready to meet the challengers? Whoo! He's an eight-time NBA All-Star, two Olympic golds, but now he wants a lip sync belt.
At six feet, from Wake Forest, Clippers number three, Chris Paul! And his opponent, his opponent has had the entire music industry under the influence of his hits, here to crush "LSB" because there's so much drama in the LBC my man, Snoop Dogg! Whoa! Did you guys look at each other? Did y'all get a little eye contact goin' there? Can't see his eyes.
But you gonna see what I'm sayin'.
Ha! Ha! All right, so, Snoopy Snoop, give you a minute to roll up a fat one in the VIP right quick.
You can go lounge.
Chris, come on over.
All right, so, Chris.
What song did you choose? You know what? I can probably show you better than I can tell you.
- Oh, you gonna show me? - Yeah, let let me show you.
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh, he gonna show me better than he could tell me.
Let me see.
Oh Oh, no! Whoo! Wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey Hey, yo hey, yo, Chris Paul.
What'd you just give Snoop Dogg? Little bit of "Gin and Juice.
" Here is CP3, Chris Paul! With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin' up with funky ass hits Like every single day May I, kick a little somethin' for the G's And, make a few ends as I breeze, through Two in the mornin' and the 40s still jumpin' 'Cause my momma ain't home I got some freaks in the livin' room Gettin' it on And they ain't leavin' till six in the mornin' So what you wanna do? Huh I got a pocket full of rubbers And my homeboys do, too Oh! So turn up the lights and close the doors - but, for what? - We don't love 'em, no Yeah! So we gonna blow an ounce to this G's up, freeze up, For a second now bounce to this Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Sippin' on gin and juice Laid back With my mind on my money and my money on my mind Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Yeah, yeah! Sippin' on gin and juice Laid back With my mind on my money and my money on my mind Now, that, I got me some Seagrams's gin Everybody's got their cups But they ain't chipped in We're going Now these types of things happen all the time Work, CP! You gotta get yours, but fool I gotta get mine See, everything is fine when you're listenin' to the D-O-G I got the cultivating music that be captivating me Burn, burn, burn! Who listens, to the word that I speak? As I take me a drink to the middle of the street And get to mackin' to this trick named Sadie She used to be my homeboy's lady Eighty degrees, when I tell that trick please Raise up off these N-U-T's, 'Cause you gets none of these At ease As I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze So you know I'm just Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Sippin' on gin and juice Beeeitch! Oh! Chrissy, Chrissy! Talk to me.
What was you feelin' about that? - How'd you feel about - Man, you had Snoop singing backup for his own song.
That was one of the coolest things I have ever seen.
My man.
My man.
My man Snoop is a legend.
Y'all give it up for Snoop.
All right, Chris.
You grab a seat in the VIP.
Snoopy Snoop.
Come on over here.
What's the first song that you chose? - Like, what song are you doin' first? - Yeah, it's somethin' to make the people feel good about they selves.
Oh, so the people are gonna feel good? - Yeah.
- All right.
Well, this is, Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Could you be loved? And be loved? Could you be loved? And be loved? Don't let them fool ya Or even try to school ya Oh, no! Could you be loved? And be loved? Could you be loved? And be loved? Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Blessed start.
Top selected number one.
Snoop Lion.
Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Chrissy, I need to hear it from you.
Like, tell me, like, could you be love? Like, what was you feelin' right now? I could smell some of that love backstage.
Yeah, girl.
- That was that stinky - Rejuvenation! Brings forth coordination.
I love it.
All right, Snoop.
Join Chris on the bench for a second.
Look, it's like this here.
CP3 as Snoop Dogg pounded the stage in round one.
But the biggest performances are yet to come.
One baller rolls out of here champion.
Keep it synced.
And be loved? Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got the hardest chargin' point guard in the NBA against one of the smoothest dudes in music CP3 versus S-N-O-O-P.
Round two is on the way and sky's the limit.
Dancers, costumes, be ready.
Let's see how Chris got prepped to make his final run for the title.
You gotta give it your all.
That's what you gotta do.
To win the fans over, you gotta give it your all.
And that's what I'm gonna do.
So Snoop in trouble.
He better know he in trouble today.
Were he at? Where Snoop at? Don't tell me Snoop gonna be a ballerina.
- Hah! - You never know.
Snoop dancin' with ballerinas? Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Tell me what you're doing.
Uh, top secret.
Cut it off, code 10! - Tell me what you're doing! - Lock the gate! - The enemy is here.
- Ooh, wee.
The Staple Center look a lot easier than this.
- No, it don't.
- What? What? Put me in front of them 20,000 - on the free throw line any day.
- See what I'm sayin'? - See? - Any day.
You got this? My pants just wouldn't stay up.
That's my fault.
Yeah, we're excited.
We're here to support him.
But we're also here to, you know, pick up anything that he messes up on.
You know what I mean? So we can clown him on the plane and in the locker room.
But, uh, he's killing it so far.
So I have I have no trash talk yet.
I have to get that pre-game stretch in.
Yeah, yeah, warm it up a little bit.
Okay, here we go.
Places in five.
All right, now.
It's that time.
It's that time, it's do or die.
What you gonna do? What you gonna do? - All right, here we go.
- What up, there, partner? - Hey, man, be easy.
- You be easy.
- No, you be easy.
Take it easy.
- You be easy.
- Take it easy on the old man, CP.
- Yeah, whatever.
Whatever.
My girl's like candy, a candy treat she knocks me hot up off my feet She's so fine as can be I know this girl is meant for me Candy Girl You are my world You look so sweet You're a special treat Candy Girl - All I want to say - All I want to say When you're with me You brighten up my day All I know - Oh! - Hey! - When I'm with you - When I'm with you You make me feel so good Through and through The way you walk And the way you talk You always look so good You make me forget my thoughts Every night And every day I'm always thinking of you In every way All I know When I'm with you You make me feel so good - Through and through - Through and through! - Candy Girl - Five, six, seven, eight.
You are my world You're everything, everything Everything to me She walks so fast, she looks so sweet She makes my heart just skip a beat My girl's like candy a candy treat she knocks me hot up off my feet Candy Girl You are my world Hey! I need it, need it, need it, need it Need it every day.
Yes! CP3! Oh, God! I wanna go to our candy girl, our special treat.
you guys like that? I'm out of breath.
- That was amazing.
- First of all, you were doing push-ups over here or something.
No, that was twerking, LL.
Is that right? - Twerking? - Let me teach you.
That was twerking? Is that what that was? Oh, man.
That was everything.
That was good.
Your competition's too peaceful.
He was so into it, too.
Hey.
- Hey! Yo, Snoop.
- What up, dawg? Can you top that? That's gonna be hard to top.
That was phenomenal, dawg.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
That was Boy, you something else.
I'm gonna have to take you on tour with me, CP3.
It's gonna have to be the off-season.
Oh, yeah, shout out to some of the Clippers in the building.
shout out to my fellas in the building.
DeAndre, Josh Smith.
I saw Paul Pierce in here.
All right, Chris.
Go take a seat next to your rival.
My man, Snoop Dogg.
CP3 just got his boy band on with a New Edition masterpiece.
Battle of the ballers continues when "Lip Sync" returns.
Candy Girl Tonight, we got one of the biggest names in hoops goin' against my man Snoop.
Chris Paul just candy crushed round two.
Now it's time to see how Snoop got geared up to blast back at his last chance for the title.
CP is my friend, so I can't hurt him too bad.
But, you know, I'm just a professional, so when it's time to perform I don't know nothin' but to tear it up.
I'm gonna tear up the stage, man.
That's what I do.
What up, man? I'll beat him on the song alone.
He lost already.
Unless he do a Snoop Dogg song, then that way, I mean, hello.
You know, and I got to get my outfit right.
See what I look like, 'cause, you know, if I look right, I play right.
I want some, like, over the top to show.
You can do this with nothing on underneath it.
Oh, wow.
No drawers either? No, no, no.
She said, "With nothing on underneath it.
" - Thank you so much.
- Thank you, baby.
What about the hair? Where do I get the hair from? The hair, you're gonna go across the hall to that open door.
I can do a little spirit gum on there.
Oh, no, no.
You said spirit gum.
I know what that feel like when it come off.
- Sticky.
- Yeah, on the come off.
I can smell a difference today.
Hey, CP3.
Don't quit your day job.
Just a small town girl Oh! Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit Ah! Look at them boots! He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smoky room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard There's streetlights People Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere In the night I can't take it.
I love it! I can't take it! Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlights People Don't stop! He's fried up! Yeah, baby! - Snoop Doggy Dogg! - Yes, sir.
It's such a lovely event to be here tonight on the Lip Sync Battle show.
I've I've had such a great time tonight.
I mean I gotta get at my small-town girl, Chrissy Teigen.
You had the pyro! You had pyro! Yes, such a great, you know, atmosphere to have pyro pop up out of nowhere and just give the crowd something to scream about.
Wait Snoop Dogg makes me so happy.
Snoop Rock, take a seat in the VIP, hang out a little bit.
Strangers All right, the battle went two rounds.
CP3 and Snoop put their hearts and souls into this.
A new champ is born when "LSB" returns.
Streetlights People Yeah! All right, welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You guys ready? All right.
Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champ Snoop Dogg? Or Or Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Chris Paul? One more time.
Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Snoop Dogg? Oh, God! Well, I guess, yeah, I guess that You doin' it like a choir? Yo! Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Chris Paul? Ladies and gentlemen CP3 CP3! Ladies and gentlemen, "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Snoop Doggy Dogg.
These votes were so close and you did a hell of a job.
You know what I'm sayin'? Yo, that Hold on, hold on.
Yo, my man doin' them dances and things, - you know what I mean? - Yeah.
This is both of our belts.
I'm just gonna keep it at my house.
Respect the Snoop and CP3 for joinin' the "Lip Sync" crew this week.
Good night from me, LL Cool J and my girl, Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what you do knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlights People Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlights
His name stands for Ladies Love Cool James, and, oh, we do.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Now let me hear you say, yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
The show that your favorite stars come to when they wanna be totally outrageous.
And keeping the party live, the mischievous mistress of sync, the lovely the lively, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare Go, Chrissy.
Get it, baby.
Go, baby.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Get it, Chrissy.
Oh! Oh! Hi! - I still get so excited.
- Don't well, what do we got going on tonight? Oh, my goodness.
So, tonight there's the battle of champions.
One rocks the mic, the other rocks the court.
Both are ballers in their own way, and I've been patiently waiting all day to see them both bring it! Well, Chrissy, let's get this thing started.
Let's do that.
Let's get started.
Let's get it poppin'! You guys ready to meet the challengers? Whoo! He's an eight-time NBA All-Star, two Olympic golds, but now he wants a lip sync belt.
At six feet, from Wake Forest, Clippers number three, Chris Paul! And his opponent, his opponent has had the entire music industry under the influence of his hits, here to crush "LSB" because there's so much drama in the LBC my man, Snoop Dogg! Whoa! Did you guys look at each other? Did y'all get a little eye contact goin' there? Can't see his eyes.
But you gonna see what I'm sayin'.
Ha! Ha! All right, so, Snoopy Snoop, give you a minute to roll up a fat one in the VIP right quick.
You can go lounge.
Chris, come on over.
All right, so, Chris.
What song did you choose? You know what? I can probably show you better than I can tell you.
- Oh, you gonna show me? - Yeah, let let me show you.
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh, he gonna show me better than he could tell me.
Let me see.
Oh Oh, no! Whoo! Wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey Hey, yo hey, yo, Chris Paul.
What'd you just give Snoop Dogg? Little bit of "Gin and Juice.
" Here is CP3, Chris Paul! With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin' up with funky ass hits Like every single day May I, kick a little somethin' for the G's And, make a few ends as I breeze, through Two in the mornin' and the 40s still jumpin' 'Cause my momma ain't home I got some freaks in the livin' room Gettin' it on And they ain't leavin' till six in the mornin' So what you wanna do? Huh I got a pocket full of rubbers And my homeboys do, too Oh! So turn up the lights and close the doors - but, for what? - We don't love 'em, no Yeah! So we gonna blow an ounce to this G's up, freeze up, For a second now bounce to this Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Sippin' on gin and juice Laid back With my mind on my money and my money on my mind Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Yeah, yeah! Sippin' on gin and juice Laid back With my mind on my money and my money on my mind Now, that, I got me some Seagrams's gin Everybody's got their cups But they ain't chipped in We're going Now these types of things happen all the time Work, CP! You gotta get yours, but fool I gotta get mine See, everything is fine when you're listenin' to the D-O-G I got the cultivating music that be captivating me Burn, burn, burn! Who listens, to the word that I speak? As I take me a drink to the middle of the street And get to mackin' to this trick named Sadie She used to be my homeboy's lady Eighty degrees, when I tell that trick please Raise up off these N-U-T's, 'Cause you gets none of these At ease As I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze So you know I'm just Rollin' down the street smokin' indo Sippin' on gin and juice Beeeitch! Oh! Chrissy, Chrissy! Talk to me.
What was you feelin' about that? - How'd you feel about - Man, you had Snoop singing backup for his own song.
That was one of the coolest things I have ever seen.
My man.
My man.
My man Snoop is a legend.
Y'all give it up for Snoop.
All right, Chris.
You grab a seat in the VIP.
Snoopy Snoop.
Come on over here.
What's the first song that you chose? - Like, what song are you doin' first? - Yeah, it's somethin' to make the people feel good about they selves.
Oh, so the people are gonna feel good? - Yeah.
- All right.
Well, this is, Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Could you be loved? And be loved? Could you be loved? And be loved? Don't let them fool ya Or even try to school ya Oh, no! Could you be loved? And be loved? Could you be loved? And be loved? Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Blessed start.
Top selected number one.
Snoop Lion.
Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Chrissy, I need to hear it from you.
Like, tell me, like, could you be love? Like, what was you feelin' right now? I could smell some of that love backstage.
Yeah, girl.
- That was that stinky - Rejuvenation! Brings forth coordination.
I love it.
All right, Snoop.
Join Chris on the bench for a second.
Look, it's like this here.
CP3 as Snoop Dogg pounded the stage in round one.
But the biggest performances are yet to come.
One baller rolls out of here champion.
Keep it synced.
And be loved? Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got the hardest chargin' point guard in the NBA against one of the smoothest dudes in music CP3 versus S-N-O-O-P.
Round two is on the way and sky's the limit.
Dancers, costumes, be ready.
Let's see how Chris got prepped to make his final run for the title.
You gotta give it your all.
That's what you gotta do.
To win the fans over, you gotta give it your all.
And that's what I'm gonna do.
So Snoop in trouble.
He better know he in trouble today.
Were he at? Where Snoop at? Don't tell me Snoop gonna be a ballerina.
- Hah! - You never know.
Snoop dancin' with ballerinas? Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Tell me what you're doing.
Uh, top secret.
Cut it off, code 10! - Tell me what you're doing! - Lock the gate! - The enemy is here.
- Ooh, wee.
The Staple Center look a lot easier than this.
- No, it don't.
- What? What? Put me in front of them 20,000 - on the free throw line any day.
- See what I'm sayin'? - See? - Any day.
You got this? My pants just wouldn't stay up.
That's my fault.
Yeah, we're excited.
We're here to support him.
But we're also here to, you know, pick up anything that he messes up on.
You know what I mean? So we can clown him on the plane and in the locker room.
But, uh, he's killing it so far.
So I have I have no trash talk yet.
I have to get that pre-game stretch in.
Yeah, yeah, warm it up a little bit.
Okay, here we go.
Places in five.
All right, now.
It's that time.
It's that time, it's do or die.
What you gonna do? What you gonna do? - All right, here we go.
- What up, there, partner? - Hey, man, be easy.
- You be easy.
- No, you be easy.
Take it easy.
- You be easy.
- Take it easy on the old man, CP.
- Yeah, whatever.
Whatever.
My girl's like candy, a candy treat she knocks me hot up off my feet She's so fine as can be I know this girl is meant for me Candy Girl You are my world You look so sweet You're a special treat Candy Girl - All I want to say - All I want to say When you're with me You brighten up my day All I know - Oh! - Hey! - When I'm with you - When I'm with you You make me feel so good Through and through The way you walk And the way you talk You always look so good You make me forget my thoughts Every night And every day I'm always thinking of you In every way All I know When I'm with you You make me feel so good - Through and through - Through and through! - Candy Girl - Five, six, seven, eight.
You are my world You're everything, everything Everything to me She walks so fast, she looks so sweet She makes my heart just skip a beat My girl's like candy a candy treat she knocks me hot up off my feet Candy Girl You are my world Hey! I need it, need it, need it, need it Need it every day.
Yes! CP3! Oh, God! I wanna go to our candy girl, our special treat.
you guys like that? I'm out of breath.
- That was amazing.
- First of all, you were doing push-ups over here or something.
No, that was twerking, LL.
Is that right? - Twerking? - Let me teach you.
That was twerking? Is that what that was? Oh, man.
That was everything.
That was good.
Your competition's too peaceful.
He was so into it, too.
Hey.
- Hey! Yo, Snoop.
- What up, dawg? Can you top that? That's gonna be hard to top.
That was phenomenal, dawg.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
That was Boy, you something else.
I'm gonna have to take you on tour with me, CP3.
It's gonna have to be the off-season.
Oh, yeah, shout out to some of the Clippers in the building.
shout out to my fellas in the building.
DeAndre, Josh Smith.
I saw Paul Pierce in here.
All right, Chris.
Go take a seat next to your rival.
My man, Snoop Dogg.
CP3 just got his boy band on with a New Edition masterpiece.
Battle of the ballers continues when "Lip Sync" returns.
Candy Girl Tonight, we got one of the biggest names in hoops goin' against my man Snoop.
Chris Paul just candy crushed round two.
Now it's time to see how Snoop got geared up to blast back at his last chance for the title.
CP is my friend, so I can't hurt him too bad.
But, you know, I'm just a professional, so when it's time to perform I don't know nothin' but to tear it up.
I'm gonna tear up the stage, man.
That's what I do.
What up, man? I'll beat him on the song alone.
He lost already.
Unless he do a Snoop Dogg song, then that way, I mean, hello.
You know, and I got to get my outfit right.
See what I look like, 'cause, you know, if I look right, I play right.
I want some, like, over the top to show.
You can do this with nothing on underneath it.
Oh, wow.
No drawers either? No, no, no.
She said, "With nothing on underneath it.
" - Thank you so much.
- Thank you, baby.
What about the hair? Where do I get the hair from? The hair, you're gonna go across the hall to that open door.
I can do a little spirit gum on there.
Oh, no, no.
You said spirit gum.
I know what that feel like when it come off.
- Sticky.
- Yeah, on the come off.
I can smell a difference today.
Hey, CP3.
Don't quit your day job.
Just a small town girl Oh! Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit Ah! Look at them boots! He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smoky room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard There's streetlights People Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere In the night I can't take it.
I love it! I can't take it! Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlights People Don't stop! He's fried up! Yeah, baby! - Snoop Doggy Dogg! - Yes, sir.
It's such a lovely event to be here tonight on the Lip Sync Battle show.
I've I've had such a great time tonight.
I mean I gotta get at my small-town girl, Chrissy Teigen.
You had the pyro! You had pyro! Yes, such a great, you know, atmosphere to have pyro pop up out of nowhere and just give the crowd something to scream about.
Wait Snoop Dogg makes me so happy.
Snoop Rock, take a seat in the VIP, hang out a little bit.
Strangers All right, the battle went two rounds.
CP3 and Snoop put their hearts and souls into this.
A new champ is born when "LSB" returns.
Streetlights People Yeah! All right, welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You guys ready? All right.
Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champ Snoop Dogg? Or Or Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Chris Paul? One more time.
Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Snoop Dogg? Oh, God! Well, I guess, yeah, I guess that You doin' it like a choir? Yo! Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Chris Paul? Ladies and gentlemen CP3 CP3! Ladies and gentlemen, "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Snoop Doggy Dogg.
These votes were so close and you did a hell of a job.
You know what I'm sayin'? Yo, that Hold on, hold on.
Yo, my man doin' them dances and things, - you know what I mean? - Yeah.
This is both of our belts.
I'm just gonna keep it at my house.
Respect the Snoop and CP3 for joinin' the "Lip Sync" crew this week.
Good night from me, LL Cool J and my girl, Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what you do knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlights People Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlights