Phineas and Ferb s02e14 Episode Script
De Plane! De Plane! (15 min)
Okay, Stacy.
We've got about ten minutes until Jeremy's party, so you've gotta help me decide.
Should I go with this swimsuit or this swimsuit? Hmm, that's tough.
One on hand, if you go with the achromatic pink, it kinda says, "Hi, I'm Candace, and I'm bedraggled and pallid".
Trust me, you don't want that.
I've been both.
But, if you go with the more saturated pink, it kinda gives you that "overkill, out-to-kill, my currency is urgency" look.
I don't want that.
I've been all three.
Let your subconscious do the deciding.
Go with the one you touched first.
Of course! Stacy, you're a fashion phenom.
Which hat should I go with? I don't think it matters.
Yeah, you're right, I fuss too much.
Nothing starts off a day better than some breakfast and some education.
We now return to "Wacky Millionaires Throughout History".
Howard Hughes is probably best known for building the Spruce Goose, so-called because of its wooden frame.
With a wingspan of 319 feet 11 inches, it still holds the record for being the largest plane ever built.
Wow, that's an impressive record.
and only one afternoon away from being broken.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, guys.
What'cha doin'? We're makin' the biggest airplane ever! Cool! Coincidentally, we're going for our Aeronautics patches.
Coincidentally, we could use extra hands.
Coincidentally, we're in.
We're making our plane out of paper mache with newspaper! Why? To make sure it's newsworthy? And red all over! Oh! Oh, oh! Hah! And funny! And funny! Heh! You know, 'causeâ 'Cause, the Funnies! Heh.
But seriously, Howard Hughes called his plane the Spruce Goose, 'cause it was made of wood.
So, we're gonna call ours "The Paper Pelican", 'cause it's made of newspaper! You know, so it will have a good circulation! Aw, come on! Hey, where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
We just discovered Doofenshmirtz has been stealing bottles from recycling bins, and nothing good can come from that.
Unless, of course, he's recycling, in which case nothing but good can come from that.
Unless, he's recycling it into some hideous weapon, which is something once again no good could come from.
Except, of course, for the recycling part, which I guess is still at its essence, good.
Even if you're making something evil, it's still reducing theâ You know, you know, perhaps we shouldn't even put these good and evil labels on things.
Let's just say Doofenshmirtz is doing something neutral.
So, just get out there and make sure it stays like that.
(Song: Quirky Worky Song) Huh? Eh? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus? Hello? It's for you, Perry the Platypus.
Prank call! Now, say hello to my new evil weapon.
My Evaporator-inator! It's made completely out of recycled materials.
It's green and evil! I call it, "Greevil.
" Backstory time! You see Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy, my mother would never let me swim in public pools.
No.
What? That's it! You know, not every backstory has to have some big in-depth spiel, Mr.
High Expectations! Wait Now! We're exactly fashionably late! We're here! This is gonna be so cool! Hey! Yeah, totally hey! That is so cool.
Who's that Jeremy's talking to? I have no idea.
I've never seen her before in my life.
I thought Jeremy invited me to this party.
Let's not jump to conclusions yet.
What is Jeremy doing with her? Slow down.
You remember how you thought Jeremy was with a girl and she wasn't even a she? And then you ended up on that snowboard all crazy and out of control? Yeah, but she's obviously a real girl.
So then I've got two west African pit vipers, and had to dive off a 300-foot cliff, and swim up through a school of piranha.
That's awesome, Nicolette.
Stacy, it's conclusion-jumping-to time.
Strategy session, now! She's amazing! She's all exotic and stuff! She has on the same bathing suit as me, only it's brighter and she wears it better.
And she dives off rocky cliffs holding poisonous snakes into piranha-infested water! What am I going to do? She's like catnip for boys! She's boynip! Nicely done, people.
Hey, Baljeet, what are the stats on the Spruce Goose again? The Spruce Goose's wingspan is 319 feet 11 inches.
And the Paper Pelican's wingspan is Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
You'd better have some decent grub on this bucket.
You will be most gratified.
As long as you find insignificant bags of peanuts gratifying.
Welcome to Wedgieville.
Population: me.
All right, Ferb.
Let's go through our pre-flight checklist.
Pilots instruments? Check.
Copilot's instruments? Check.
Looks like everything's a go, Ferb.
Let's switch her on.
Ignition! Adjust angle of departure, check.
We've reached cruising altitude.
You are free to move about the cabin.
Would you like some peanuts? I'll take two packs, please.
That'd better not be insignificant bags of peanuts.
N-No! Of course not, sir.
Here, sir.
Try our deluxe peanut chicken.
Our motto is, "So peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!" So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken! I'd better not taste any chicken then, loser.
All right, you survive.
For now.
Oh, thank you, sir.
What are you worrying about? You're Candace Flynn! Yeah, and she's super cool, foreign accent, snake wrestler, high-diving, natural hottie, Nicolette.
Snake wrestler? Whatever.
You've fought dinosaurs! You've been to Mars! You've traveled through time! Oh, yeah And as for diving, you've been perfecting that quintuple-somersault backflip-jacknife-swandive for a week now.
You're Candace Flynn! Yeah! I'm Candace Flynn! Candace? Oh, he remembers my name.
How nice.
And now, for your in-flight entertainment, The Paper Pelican Floor Show! (Song: Big Ginormous Airplane) When we lift off then you'll be tipped off too How my heart, it soars for you! Soon you'll be flying, gravity defying Your dreams will all come true! In the blue! Flying over cotton-candy clouds Hanging from a fuselage A walk on a wing is just the thing For a high in the sky montage! So darling, put your goggles on And up, up and away we'll fly! In a big ginormous airplane In a big ginormous airplane In a big ginormous airplane In the sky! Ahem! There's been a lot of talk around here about diving and snakes, and diving with snakes, and snakes into pools filled with piranha and sulfuric acidâ I didn't say anything about sulfuric acid.
Leave all questions to the end of the rant? Thank you.
Now, say "goodbye" to splashy-pool time fun, forever! Even my power source is greevil.
Look! Look, it's solar! D-Do you mind Perry the Platypus? This isâ This is really a two handed job.
Huh? Seriouslyâ Now, as I was saying before I was so lamely interrupted, I'm going to show everybody a real dare-devil dive.
Oh, well, that's just not fair! Hey, cool! It's like a half pipe! All right! No, wait! No! Ugh! No, I've been practicing diving, not skateboarding! Ugh.
Everyone, stop doing things that I'm not good at! Oh, this is a nightmare.
Come on Stacy, let's go! Safety first! Whoa.
Safety first! Safety first! A steering wheel? How's this safe? Wow, Candace.
That was your last highly-improbable judo maneuver, Perry the Platypus.
I will now evaporate-inate you, into non-existence! Oh, no! Myâ My power source! Oh, great.
Now I can't see a thing! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Go, Candace! Help me! I can't see! Candace? This is your captain speaking.
We're beginning our descend.
Okay, everyone.
Please return your seats to their upright positions, and please do not panic.
As you can see the Paper Pelican is dissolving in water, because it is, after all, made of paper mache.
But do not worry, because your seat cushions also function as flotation devices.
Thank you for flying with us.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Well, everyday is eventful in the emergency room.
Candace, you really should be more careful.
Mom, I told you, we had our helmets on.
So your cousin Nicolette was trapped on a video game level? Yeah, took her a week to get through it.
You didn't think she really did all those things? Candace? Do you mind? Yes! I mean no! I mean Sign it! Thanks.
Oh
We've got about ten minutes until Jeremy's party, so you've gotta help me decide.
Should I go with this swimsuit or this swimsuit? Hmm, that's tough.
One on hand, if you go with the achromatic pink, it kinda says, "Hi, I'm Candace, and I'm bedraggled and pallid".
Trust me, you don't want that.
I've been both.
But, if you go with the more saturated pink, it kinda gives you that "overkill, out-to-kill, my currency is urgency" look.
I don't want that.
I've been all three.
Let your subconscious do the deciding.
Go with the one you touched first.
Of course! Stacy, you're a fashion phenom.
Which hat should I go with? I don't think it matters.
Yeah, you're right, I fuss too much.
Nothing starts off a day better than some breakfast and some education.
We now return to "Wacky Millionaires Throughout History".
Howard Hughes is probably best known for building the Spruce Goose, so-called because of its wooden frame.
With a wingspan of 319 feet 11 inches, it still holds the record for being the largest plane ever built.
Wow, that's an impressive record.
and only one afternoon away from being broken.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, guys.
What'cha doin'? We're makin' the biggest airplane ever! Cool! Coincidentally, we're going for our Aeronautics patches.
Coincidentally, we could use extra hands.
Coincidentally, we're in.
We're making our plane out of paper mache with newspaper! Why? To make sure it's newsworthy? And red all over! Oh! Oh, oh! Hah! And funny! And funny! Heh! You know, 'causeâ 'Cause, the Funnies! Heh.
But seriously, Howard Hughes called his plane the Spruce Goose, 'cause it was made of wood.
So, we're gonna call ours "The Paper Pelican", 'cause it's made of newspaper! You know, so it will have a good circulation! Aw, come on! Hey, where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
We just discovered Doofenshmirtz has been stealing bottles from recycling bins, and nothing good can come from that.
Unless, of course, he's recycling, in which case nothing but good can come from that.
Unless, he's recycling it into some hideous weapon, which is something once again no good could come from.
Except, of course, for the recycling part, which I guess is still at its essence, good.
Even if you're making something evil, it's still reducing theâ You know, you know, perhaps we shouldn't even put these good and evil labels on things.
Let's just say Doofenshmirtz is doing something neutral.
So, just get out there and make sure it stays like that.
(Song: Quirky Worky Song) Huh? Eh? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus? Hello? It's for you, Perry the Platypus.
Prank call! Now, say hello to my new evil weapon.
My Evaporator-inator! It's made completely out of recycled materials.
It's green and evil! I call it, "Greevil.
" Backstory time! You see Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy, my mother would never let me swim in public pools.
No.
What? That's it! You know, not every backstory has to have some big in-depth spiel, Mr.
High Expectations! Wait Now! We're exactly fashionably late! We're here! This is gonna be so cool! Hey! Yeah, totally hey! That is so cool.
Who's that Jeremy's talking to? I have no idea.
I've never seen her before in my life.
I thought Jeremy invited me to this party.
Let's not jump to conclusions yet.
What is Jeremy doing with her? Slow down.
You remember how you thought Jeremy was with a girl and she wasn't even a she? And then you ended up on that snowboard all crazy and out of control? Yeah, but she's obviously a real girl.
So then I've got two west African pit vipers, and had to dive off a 300-foot cliff, and swim up through a school of piranha.
That's awesome, Nicolette.
Stacy, it's conclusion-jumping-to time.
Strategy session, now! She's amazing! She's all exotic and stuff! She has on the same bathing suit as me, only it's brighter and she wears it better.
And she dives off rocky cliffs holding poisonous snakes into piranha-infested water! What am I going to do? She's like catnip for boys! She's boynip! Nicely done, people.
Hey, Baljeet, what are the stats on the Spruce Goose again? The Spruce Goose's wingspan is 319 feet 11 inches.
And the Paper Pelican's wingspan is Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
You'd better have some decent grub on this bucket.
You will be most gratified.
As long as you find insignificant bags of peanuts gratifying.
Welcome to Wedgieville.
Population: me.
All right, Ferb.
Let's go through our pre-flight checklist.
Pilots instruments? Check.
Copilot's instruments? Check.
Looks like everything's a go, Ferb.
Let's switch her on.
Ignition! Adjust angle of departure, check.
We've reached cruising altitude.
You are free to move about the cabin.
Would you like some peanuts? I'll take two packs, please.
That'd better not be insignificant bags of peanuts.
N-No! Of course not, sir.
Here, sir.
Try our deluxe peanut chicken.
Our motto is, "So peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!" So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken! I'd better not taste any chicken then, loser.
All right, you survive.
For now.
Oh, thank you, sir.
What are you worrying about? You're Candace Flynn! Yeah, and she's super cool, foreign accent, snake wrestler, high-diving, natural hottie, Nicolette.
Snake wrestler? Whatever.
You've fought dinosaurs! You've been to Mars! You've traveled through time! Oh, yeah And as for diving, you've been perfecting that quintuple-somersault backflip-jacknife-swandive for a week now.
You're Candace Flynn! Yeah! I'm Candace Flynn! Candace? Oh, he remembers my name.
How nice.
And now, for your in-flight entertainment, The Paper Pelican Floor Show! (Song: Big Ginormous Airplane) When we lift off then you'll be tipped off too How my heart, it soars for you! Soon you'll be flying, gravity defying Your dreams will all come true! In the blue! Flying over cotton-candy clouds Hanging from a fuselage A walk on a wing is just the thing For a high in the sky montage! So darling, put your goggles on And up, up and away we'll fly! In a big ginormous airplane In a big ginormous airplane In a big ginormous airplane In the sky! Ahem! There's been a lot of talk around here about diving and snakes, and diving with snakes, and snakes into pools filled with piranha and sulfuric acidâ I didn't say anything about sulfuric acid.
Leave all questions to the end of the rant? Thank you.
Now, say "goodbye" to splashy-pool time fun, forever! Even my power source is greevil.
Look! Look, it's solar! D-Do you mind Perry the Platypus? This isâ This is really a two handed job.
Huh? Seriouslyâ Now, as I was saying before I was so lamely interrupted, I'm going to show everybody a real dare-devil dive.
Oh, well, that's just not fair! Hey, cool! It's like a half pipe! All right! No, wait! No! Ugh! No, I've been practicing diving, not skateboarding! Ugh.
Everyone, stop doing things that I'm not good at! Oh, this is a nightmare.
Come on Stacy, let's go! Safety first! Whoa.
Safety first! Safety first! A steering wheel? How's this safe? Wow, Candace.
That was your last highly-improbable judo maneuver, Perry the Platypus.
I will now evaporate-inate you, into non-existence! Oh, no! Myâ My power source! Oh, great.
Now I can't see a thing! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Go, Candace! Help me! I can't see! Candace? This is your captain speaking.
We're beginning our descend.
Okay, everyone.
Please return your seats to their upright positions, and please do not panic.
As you can see the Paper Pelican is dissolving in water, because it is, after all, made of paper mache.
But do not worry, because your seat cushions also function as flotation devices.
Thank you for flying with us.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Well, everyday is eventful in the emergency room.
Candace, you really should be more careful.
Mom, I told you, we had our helmets on.
So your cousin Nicolette was trapped on a video game level? Yeah, took her a week to get through it.
You didn't think she really did all those things? Candace? Do you mind? Yes! I mean no! I mean Sign it! Thanks.
Oh