Shake It Up! s02e14 Episode Script

Okay.
So, you told Gary that his car was getting towed, right? Yeah.
You should have seen his face when the tow truck pulled up.
Priceless.
CeCe! You weren't supposed to really get his car towed.
Good information for 20 minutes ago.
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Sleep in the light Go, DJ Spin that track Scratch it up Now bring that back Say this right here CHORUS:This right here Is my song Is my song 'Cause when the lights go down Our day starts We're super good We're super superstars Partying all night Hands up in the air After we do the work we social network Go DJ Spin that track Scratch it Now bring that back Go DJ Spin that track Scratch it up Now bring that back Party ain't done The night is young The night is young Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 Make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore Don't knock it We can't take it no more Bring the lights up,bust the doors down Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up DJ set it off,take it up a notch All together now,shake it up, shake it up Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up Bring the lights up,bust the doors down Shake It Up! S02E14 Egg It Up Class! When is a science project like a Chinese soup? When it's an egg drop.
Now, who can tell me what I just demonstrated? You demonstrated that eggs are fragile? Wrong.
I demonstrated that eggs are fragile.
Mr.
Polk, CeCe just said that.
She did? Well, color me surprised.
Now, you're all gonna get a chance to see exactly how fragile fresh eggs are because you're going to build something to protect one from breaking when we drop it off the roof of the school.
Yeah! There are no rules.
Yes, Rocky? I was just a little confused about what the rules are for the assignment.
I just said there are no rules.
So the rule is we can do whatever we want? No, I just said there's no rules.
So the rule is there are no rules? Moving on.
This is a team assignment, so please check the posted list to see who you will be working with.
Rocky, you are so lucky.
You got an awesome partner! - Really? Who am I with? - Me! Yay, us! Okay.
All right, I'll catch up with you in a second! Okay.
Okay? Mr.
Polk, as you know, CeCe and I, we're BFFs and we're also dance partners Rocky, save your breath.
I did not pair the two of you up randomly.
I think it'll be really good for each of you to see how the other one approaches a problem.
And that's great, but as you're aware, I have this A average and CeCe's average is just, well, average.
On a good day.
Just give it a chance.
You might be surprised at the outcome.
So, just to clarify, you're saying that the second rule of this assignment is to keep an open mind? Goodbye, Rocky! Oh, hey, did I tell you that the new Rock Legen video game is coming out this week? Is that right? Yeah.
In fact, all of the rock legends will be performing in my apartment tomorrow.
That's cool.
Yeah, and guess what.
Elton John and my mom really hit it off and he's going to be my new step-dad.
Sounds good, little man.
No, it sounds ridiculous! But you're too busy making googly eyes with Miss Teen USA.
You know, when you're babysitting me, it wouldn't kill you to pay attention to, I don't know, me! Why don't you take a seat? Uh, excuse me, this seat is already taken.
One second.
Oh, wow, you can lift 50 pounds! I hope that impresses her.
Hey, hey, hey.
I got everything we need to work on this project together.
And now, we're gonna use this duffel bag to store everything that could be a distraction to you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yes.
Okay, fine.
But FYI, I already started thinking about the project.
This color is called eggshell.
And this color is called the yolk's on you.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, okay.
That was a good one.
But we need to get to work, so let's get cracking.
You're not gonna laugh at my bad egg joke? 'Cause I laughed at yours.
Okay, we need to draw up some blueprints, create a device to protect the egg from dropping, and test it and perfect it.
Or, we can relax and let the ideas come to us.
You know, I happen to come up with some of my best ideas while sleeping.
Come on, CeCe.
Now, you know how important it is for me to get a good grade on this project.
Now, I know Mr.
Polk says we have to free our minds and there are no rules, but at the same time, we need some structure.
So, I've come up with a few guidelines so that we canCeCe? CeCe? All right.
It's going in the duffel, too.
Ow! Come on, Flynn.
You're going to be late for school.
Nah, I'm not going with you.
Come on, little man, you know it's my job this week to take you to school while your mom's working the night shift.
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
You're fired! What? You're canned.
You're terminated.
You're eighty-sixed.
The part where you're working here? That's not happening anymore.
I get it.
This is about the other day when I didn't listen to you about your video game, huh? Listen, man, I'm sorry I pushed you aside, but sometimes when you're around, it's hard to keep a lady's attention because you're so gosh darn cute.
Aw.
That's some of the best butt-kissing I've heard in a long time.
But too little, too late.
I have someone else who wants to take me to school.
Really? Who? I'm Gunther! And I'm Flynn! - And you are unemployed! - And you are unemployed! So the way I see it is we have to increase the accuracy of the drop, minimize the weight of the protective device, and Run quickly and deny everything! -What was that all about? -What was what all about? Well, I just saw you talking to Jessi and then she ran away.
What were you two talking about? Uh, Beyonce's new hair color.
I love it.
Me, too.
Would you call it a golden honey? Or is it more of an amber golden with a touch of honey in the highlights? Uh, the second one? Ha! Trick question.
Beyonce's hair color doesn't have gold in it at all.
It's bronze low-lights with honey amber highlights! You're up to something and I can tell.
What? What? No! Really? Then what's this? Egg Drop Project by Rocky Blue and Jessi How could you? No, no, no, no, no.
It's not as bad as it looks.
Really? "An Eggsploration of Flight and Fancy.
" You even gave it a cute, eggy title.
Okay, but she means nothing to me.
I was only attracted to her for her class ranking.
I can't believe you're cheating on me behind my back.
And to do it in front of my own locker? Have you no shame? Okay.
It's not as bad as it sounds.
It makes sense to trade.
You and Jessi's partner have a lot in common.
You both approach school the same way.
Not cool.
Okay, it was wrong to go behind your back and try to switch partners.
I should have come to you first.
Um, excuse me.
Is this stage haunted? Because I thought I heard my friend Rocky's voice, but that's impossible because she's dead to me.
At least we're making progress.
You did say, "My friend, Rocky.
" Oh, come on.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna make it up to you.
I'll do the whole project by myself and you can put your name on it.
Ta-done! Okay, I know you think you're doing me a favor, but that hurts my feelings.
Ow! And that hurts my rear end! Okay, what is the big deal? We'll both get an A on the project, and besides, it's the least I can do.
The least you can do to get an A for yourself, you mean.
Your offer is just you protecting your own grade.
And clearly, you think I'll just drag you down.
You are blowing this way out of proportion.
You know, sometimes you can be a real pain in theOw! Neck.
You know what? Now I don't want to work with you.
I'm going to tell Mr.
Polk that we both decided we'd rather work alone.
And don't be surprised if you're not the only one who gets an A.
Now,if you'll excuse me, I'm out of here.
That's right.
You heard me.
I'm out of here! Still out of here! CeCe, the dressing rooms are that way.
Right.
Hey, little man,guess who called in a favor with Deuce and got the Rock Legends video game a day before it hits the stores? That's right.
You ready to rock and What the Make fun all you want, but when I told Gunther about the game, he said Why play Rock Legends when you can dress like rock legends while eating a nutritious yet scrumptious after-school snack? Carrots and hummus never tasted so head-bangin' good! I'm teaching him all about all the major legends of rock and roll.
You should have seen this little popover with his Elvis sideburns an hour ago.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Okay, I've had enough.
Hey, man, thanks for helping out, or whatever this is, but I'll take it from here.
Why don't we let the baby orange slice make the decision? You're the baby orange slice.
Oh, gosh, this is so hard.
Don't make me choose.
I just can'tGunther.
Hey, hey, hey! I thought maybe you could use a little help finishing up your project.
Well, you thought wrong, because I'm done.
You are? Seriously? Yeah.
Why are you so surprised? Well, because the project's not due for another 17 hours, which is typically 16 hours and 45 minutes before you start.
Come on, I'm just kidding.
Okay,I came down here offering my help because I felt bad.
I'm sorry.
So you're apologizing by not believing I can do this project by showing up here and still not believing I can do it? I still don't believe that's an apology.
Okay, Cece, you're acting like I'm nuts to think you didn't do your homework.
You never do your homework.
Well, I did do it.
And what I did was, by the way, pretty fabulous.
Really? Well, let's take a look.
Why, so you can copy it? I don't think so.
Fine, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow.
All right, I guess you will.
All right, then.
Have fun.
- Bye! - Have fun! Man, I really have to get started on that project! Hey, little man.
Oh, hello, Ty.
Oh, man, that's cold.
But okay.
I guess you'd rather dress like a rock legend with Gunther than be a rock legend with me.
Whoa! That's the coolest thing I've ever seen! Oh, you rock, Ty! No, little man, it's you who can now rock! Sounding good, my little drummer boy! But we don't want to be late.
I've arranged for you to take singing lessons from Drum roll, please.
The Usher! Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well, after drumming, I was going to take him for chili cheese burgers.
I was going to take him for chili cheese burgers, too.
And whatever else you might say, but double! Wow, guys, both of your offers sound very enticing, but unfortunately, I haven't started my "Who's My Hero?" essay and it's due tomorrow,so, unless I had some help No, no.
I'll write it for you.
I already have the perfect title.
"My Hero, Ty Blue" by Flynn Jones.
Here we go.
You think I'm gonna stand here and let you write lies? The title of Flynn's essay is "Oh, Captain,My Captain: My Hero,Gunther Hessenheffer.
" Whatever you two decide, I'm fine with.
I'll see you guys later, I'm meeting up with Henry.
Wait a minute.
We're writing his essay while he hangs out with his friend? He's been playing us against each other this whole time.
You're right.
Clearly, we have been bamboozled.
Maybe it's time for the bamboozled to do a little bamboozling back to the bamboozler to see if the bamboozler likes getting bamboozled! Well, one thing's for sure, we are not going to finish this essay.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Yes, we are.
All right, the assignment was to protect the egg.
Mr.
Johnson and Mr.
Murphy, if you were you going for scrambled eggs, bravo.
CeCe, it's not too late for you to put your name on my project.
And it's not too late for you to put yours on mine.
-I'm good.
-Me, too.
Okay, send down Rocky Blue's.
What! No! No! No! No! According to my calculations, that egg should not have just broken.
They threw it off the roof wrong.
Do over! Do over! Your egg, my spirit.
Things break, Miss Blue.
All right.
And last, but never least.
Show me CeCe Jones! Miss Jones, this is absolutely brilliant.
It's simple, creative and outright genius.
And, since yours is the only egg that didn't break, you get an A+.
That's not fair! I should at least get a Wait, what? A+.
Mr.
Polk, will you do me a favor and call my mom? Because if I tell her,she's never going to believe it.
All right.
3-1-2 Nah, it's all right.
I got it on speed dial.
Okay, class, quiet down.
Now, I've read all your hero essays, and they were terrific.
But there was one that really stood out.
Flynn Jones.
Oh, thanks, Miss Andrews.
I thought it was very, very brave.
You did? Yes, and I'd like you to come up here and read your essay in front of the class.
Okay.
"Me and My Awesome Hero, by Flynn Jones.
" Well, so far so good.
"My hero is not only my best friend.
"He is also my protector, "which is good, "because I'm scared of a lot of things.
"Like the dark.
" Please continue, Flynn.
"And being eaten by the toilet.
" Shh! Go on, you brave, young man.
Do I have to? "That's why my hero is my teddy bear, "Mr.
Wubby.
"Mr.
Wubby is not only the softest "and most cuddly friend a boy can have, "he's also "a great kisser.
"That's right, I dress him up "and pretend he's the prettiest girl in class, "Linda Lazo, "who I am desperately in love with.
" Hey, CeCe.
Guess who has egg on her face.
Me.
Rocky, it's fine.
You don't have to No, no! No.
I owe you an apology.
I should have never underestimated you.
I'm sorry.
You're a lot smarter than people give you credit for, including me.
Thanks for saying that, Rock.
But it's not like I came up with some brilliant idea.
I kind of just got lucky at the last minute.
Oh, who am I kidding? I got nothing.
I gotta eat breakfast.
Why fail on an empty stomach? Oh, forget it.
I'll just eat a banana.
Wait a minute.
Like I said, if I hadn't dropped this jar No.
No, no, no.
Don't sell yourself short.
You're the one who thought of putting the egg in there.
Some of science's greatest discoveries happened by accident.
Like Sir Isaac Newton, his greatest discovery happened after an apple fell on his head while he was sleeping.
Whoa, I never knew that's how the fig newton was discovered.
Yep, CeCe,it sure was.
Good afternoon, Chicago! We are Smooch! Are you ready to rock? I don't hear you! I still don't hear you! But we're going to start anyway.
One, two, three, four! She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes When she comes!