What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s02e14 Episode Script

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Lysander, you can't do this!
What about the curse?
The centaur? Please.
You're too smart to believe
that foolish fable.
I'm also too smart
to follow you any further.
Suit yourself.
Huh?
Hyah!
Oh, no, please! No! No!
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're gonna follow you ♪
You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
We see you Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
Don't look back ♪
You may find another clue ♪
Scooby snacks will be
waiting here for you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
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Wow, spring break in Greece
the birthplace of democracy
and epic literature
and mathematics!
And hummus and feta cheese
and Greek salad.
I'm not sure I want to know
but, what's he saying?
Well, let me consult
my trusty phrase book.
Let's see..
It says here that
he's got big leaves
in his boots.
No, that can't be right.
Ztnathanathas. Yeah.
Oh! He's wondering
if he can borrow our pack mule.
No. Oh, here it is!
He's saying "The Greek Gods
shall bring chaos
into your lives."
Man, I read the brochure,
and nowhere did it talk about
getting cursed
by the local loonies!
Slurp.
This miniature Parthenon
sure will look good
in my thermometers from around
the world collection.
Classy.
This thing is dangerous.
You know the centaur
will continue to attack us
as long as we have it!
It's mine! Give it back!
Hey, Scoob, check it out!
Ah, wise choice,
my friend. Wise choice.
That is one powerful amulet.
Powerful? Ha ha ha!
Like, tell me it keeps
monsters away
and you've got a sale.
That's exactly what it does!
It is an ancient Greek medallion
that keeps away
all kinds of monsters!
Whoa! Imagine the odds,
eh, Scoob?
Oh, boy.
It's not here!
Where is it? The gold one,
with the ruby!
Ha. It is just
a worthless trinket.
I have many more.
That was no trinket!
It was real!
Now, where is it?
But I-I sold it to him!
Friends, countrymen, I..
Oh, no! My purse is missing!
Uh, don't you have
a bunch of them?
Seven purple, three green,
a totally awesome burgundy.
But that was the only one
I brought to Greece!
So, like, where's
the concession guy?
Shaggy, it's not a ball park.
This is the ancient
theater of Dionysus
where the Greek tragedies
were originally performed.
- They don't have
- Feta cheese on a stick!
Get your feta right here!
Wow. Does he have any baklava?
Like, man, Scoob,
those ancient Greeks
were way ahead of their time!
This is better than the movies!
Who knew they had such great
special effects?
Rr-rr-rr!
Talk about interactive!
This mythological beast
looks so real!
It's called a centaur and, um..
I think it is real.
What makes you say that?
What are you looking for?
How to say run in Greek!
Like, thanks, Fred,
but that's one phrase
you don't have to translate!
'Gangway!'
Whoa!
Just hang in there, guys!
Like, easy for him to say.
Aah!
Hey. I almost forgot
about my lucky amulet.
Thud.
Wow! This amulet
really works, Scoob.
It saved us from the monster!
Oh, Raggy!
Better keep this thing
in a safe place.
Well, gang, it looks like..
Looks like we've got
a mystery on our hands.
Man, I gotta start working out.
Mystery? That old guy at
the airport put a curse on us.
Like, what's the mystery?
We're cursed!
I don't believe in curses.
I say it's time
we do a little research..
'at the Historical
Society Of Athens.'
It has the body of a horse
but the head of a man.
Do you think you can help us,
Major Portsmith?
Uh, it's Portsmouth,
and of course I can.
There's a very rational
explanation for all this.
See? I told you.
'The mythological
creatures are real!'
- Excuse me?
- What?
You know, I've spent
my entire career
trying to prove
the myths are real.
No one would believe me. No one!
But now that there's been
an actual sighting..
Oh ho! Thank you, kids.
Thank you!
This is what I have been waiting
my whole life to hear!
Does he even work here?
We have to start asking
for credentials.
Isn't that the scary looking guy
from the airport?
He's back to curse us again!
Well, you have to admire
his dedication.
Seriously, a gym membership.
For Christmas. Write it down.
Wow! The ancient Acropolis!
This is amazing!
Hey, Scoob, check it out.
Pfft!
Ha ha ha ha!
Not so tough when you're made
out of stone, are ya?
Like, not now, Scoob.
I'm on a roll!
Oh, hi.
Ah-ah ah-ah..
Ha ha ha ha!
Whoa! Like, thanks, man.
You're a lifesaver.
Now give to me what I came for!
Whoa!
Thud.
Aa-ah!
- Alright!
- Oh!
I don't believe it.
Oh, no!, first the scary centaur
'now the old maniac moped guy!'
- Uh-uh.
- Don't worry, gang.
I'll get us
first-class accommodations.
Looks like this place
could use a Daphne do-over.
Some new drapes,
some throw pillows..
some deodorizer.
Oh! I forgot! I lost my purse!
Sorry, guys.
Huh?
'Ow!'
'It's the Island Of Crete.'
Anyplace that's centaur-free
sounds good to me.
Hey, isn't that Major Portsmith
from the historical society?
It's Portsmouth.
Let's follow him and find out
what he's up to.
Great. Now what
are we going to do?
Just leave that to me
and my trusty phrase book.
One of us has to steal
that book.
I'm serious.
- Huh?
- Zoinks! It's the centaur!
Ah!
Wow! That was amazing!
It sure was.
We trapped the centaur.
I meant the brakes on this car!
Kids!
Oh, kids, there you are.
Have you seen it?
Have you seen the centaur?
We sure have.
It's trapped right over there!
Inside the Minotaur's Maze.
Ha ha ha ha! Good show!
The beast will never get out
of that twisting, turning trap.
And like, since we've
trapped the centaur
I guess our work here
is done, Scoob.
Time to go back to Athens
and sample some hummus.
Reah. Hummus.
'Not so fast, you two.'
We need someone
to go into the maze
and flush out that centaur.
Ha ha ha! Like, no way.
Scoob and I are not interested.
Uh-uh. No way.
Oh, yeah? Would you
do it for some..
Oops! The Scooby Snax
are in my purse.
Do you guys take IOUs?
Don't worry, Scoob, old buddy.
I tied a piece of string
at the entrance to the maze.
That way, when we want out,
we just follow it back, see?
Like ha ha!
The string's been cut.
Uh-oh.
Well does that white stone
totally plain wall
look familiar to you?
- No.
- Yeah. Like, me neither.
We're lost! We're lost, Scoob.
Lost in the Minotaur's Maze!
Like, thanks, man.
The centaur! Run for it!
Ah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Oh, no! It sounds like Shaggy
and Scooby are in trouble.
It makes sense that we're in
ancient Greece, Scoob.
'Cause we are about
to be history!
Come on, lucky amulet,
do your thing!
I don't believe it!
My lucky amulet saved us again!
Hah!
Like, hey, have you
come to save us again?
'Cause, man, a map
of this place would be
pretty sweet right about now.
I've come for what is mine!
Get your own lucky amulet!
Get ready.
I think I hear someone coming!
We got him!
Bang.
We don't got him.
Wh-what happened?
Did you see the centaur?
No. The hoof-marks on my back
are a fashion statement.
Oh, blast it all!
I was guarding
the back exit and I missed it!
Oh! My life's dream!
When will it happen?
When?
Ever notice that the good
major is never around
when the centaur appears?
And you would be?
I am Lysander Demas
the rightful owner
of that amulet.
My lucky amulet?
Like, no way, man!
You have a lucky amulet, Shaggy?
Lucky? Oh, no,
my rumpled young friend.
This is not lucky at all.
This is the amulet
of the centaur.
It doesn't protect you!
In fact, it attracts the beast!
So that's why that mythological
monster's been chasing us!
But if the amulet
attracts the centaur
then why are you
trying to get it?
Because. You see those
markings on the side?
If you take this amulet
to the Temple Of Light
on Santorini
it will show you the way.
The way to where?
To the lost city of Atlantis.
Man, Santorini sure is pretty
but, whew! I can't believe
it's this hot
especially at night.
Aieee!
Like, it's the centaur! Run!
Like, it's the old,
maniac moped guy! Run!
That way!
Like, fine, you cursed us.
We get it already.
He's not cursing you. He's
trying to return your purse!
What?
Wow! My purse!
Here's the problem,
in my phrase book.
"The Greek Gods shall
bring chaos to your lives"
is right under, "I'm trying
to return your purse."
Heh! Ooh, my bad.
Freddy, how do you
say "Thank you" in Greek?
Why don't we ask Mr. Demas
to translate for us?
No. I'm afraid there isn't time.
We have to reach
the Temple Of Light
while the moon is still out.
Okay. Now what?
There!
'There! The entrance to Atlantis
must be on that island.'
It's here, it's here!
Pretty exciting, huh, major?
Major? Now, where did he g..
We've got to do something
to get past this
rampaging rodeo reject!
Well, having my purse back means
that I also have my makeup kit.
- Whoo-ooh!
- Raaaah!
The centaur crashed
through the door to Atlantis!
But, like, hey,
there's nothing there!
No way! Well, I guess
the mystery of Atlantis
will always be just that
a mystery.
But we still haven't found out
who's behind the mask
of this menacing myth!
That's easy. This can
only be one person.
The only person who
was conveniently absent
whenever the centaur attacked.
'Major Portsmouth.'
'What? Who's this?'
We haven't even met her!
We don't even know who she is!
She's my assistant Susie Smythe.
And how was I supposed
to know that?
No way. Foul! This
one does not count.
But why did you do this?
Because the entrance to Atlantis
was supposed to bemydiscovery.
I would have been famous if it
weren't for you meddling kids!
Well, I think
you'll be quite famous
with the Greek authorities.
Sorry.
I was just at the boat,
getting my camera.
Did I miss any.. Oh! Oh, my!
I knew it! I knew it!
It's real! It's all real!
Oh, the wonder of it all!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you think
we should tell him?
- Nah.
- Nah.
But this isn't fair.
I'm never wrong!
I mean, sure, if I'd seen her
I would have figured
it out, but I didn't!
Hey, where did Scooby go?
Scooby..
Dooby..
Doo!
Yiii!