Bunnicula (2016) s02e15 Episode Script

1
[theme music playing]
[hisses]
[laughing]
[Chester laughing hysterically]
Uh [speaks indistinctly]
[chuckles] Yeah,
he's really acting weird, huh?
[Chester continues laughing hysterically]
Chester really lets loose
when he gets the catnip! [chuckles] Oh!
[breathing heavily]
[speaks indistinctly]
Oh, catnip's the plant
inside Chester's toy.
It makes him go crazy!
[laughing hysterically]
See? It wears off eventually,
after he stops playing with it.
[giggles]
[sighs]
[Patches giggles] Oh, yeah.
[both chewing and grunting]
[speaks indistinctly]
That's right! It affects all cats.
Oh!
Oh, Patches.
You look so silly playing with that thing.
[gasps]
-You broke through!
-No one ever breaks through, man.
[gasps] It's everything
I've ever dreamed of and more!
Yay!
Huh? [speaks indistinctly]
Oh, no. We need more!
[both gasp]
-Get Get out of my way!
-It's mine! It's mine!
-What?
-[laughs]
[slurping]
[sighs]
-Bunnicula, that was mine!
-Yeah, not cool, man.
[belches, then laughs]
Huh? [meows]
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
[laughs] Ooh!
[meowing]
Oh, this is bad!
This is really, really bad!
[scoffs] This is obviously
his cutest transformation yet.
[yowls]
Mina sitting in her seat ♪
Listening to the beats ♪
Huh? Oh, hey, there, little guy!
-[purring]
-Where'd you come from?
-Whoa! You look just like my pet bunny!
-[meows]
Aw, Chester, how could you doubt
such a little cutie?
You don't trust me? Just watch!
-Uh, no, no, no, kitty.
-[growls]
[meows]
-[cackles]
-Ah! Sharp nails. [nervous chuckle]
What? His nails just need trimming.
Oh, really? And what about this?
[cackles, then grunts]
[yells]
-Well? What do you say to that?
-Accidents happen.
Nothing is accidental with cats!
We just have these urges to destroy.
So does that mean you wanna knock
over glasses of water, too?
Well, not me. Wait, Harold. Look!
[purrs]
[gasps] Huh?
[speaking indistinctly]
Aha, it's wearing off!
You know, it's a good thing
I hid all of my catnip around the house
where he'll never find them!
[cackles] Yeah!
[gasps] No!
[cackling]
[purrs, then meows]
[meows, then laughs]
[growls]
[cackles]
Ah!
Meow.
[yells]
[cackling]
Meow.
Meow.
Yeah! [sinister meowing]
Meow.
-Meow!
-[screams]
[screaming]
-Dude. You get kicked out, too?
-Yeah.
Bunnicula got all territorial on me.
-[chuckles] Yeah. That guy's a scamp.
-Scamp?
He's a menace!
He stole my catnip
and chased me to the streets!
-Yeah! He kicked me out, too.
-And me.
[cat nearby] And-- And me!
Ugh, stay out of this, Jerry!
This is your fault, Chester!
He's in your turf!
You have to fix this!
Okay, okay. I think I have an idea.
But I'm gonna need some help.
[clamoring]
He looked at me, like,
"What are you gonna do?"
-He bit my tail!
-He took it all!
Yeah. He ate my post catnip snacks, man.
All right, all right.
Settle down, everybody.
Thank you all for joining me today.
Here's the problem as I see it.
As you know, cats are, by nature,
55% evil.
We all know it's true.
It's hard to be a cat,
but it's even harder to be a good cat.
-My therapist says that all the time.
-He's got a point!
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Now Bunnicula, as a vampire,
is an estimated 75% evil by nature.
So the cat, plus the vampire,
means Bunnicula is fighting
against a total of 130% evil!
[all] Ooh!
-That's about right.
-That's a lot of figures!
However, we are natural born felines.
Together, our combined percentage is,
by my estimate, over 9000!
-Oh, yeah!
-That's awesome!
The plan is simple.
We keep Bunnicula
from draining any more catnip
and allow the effects to wear off.
-Wish I could do that.
-That guy's got a nose of a greyhound.
I know, I know.
He's stolen most of mine as well.
And that is why I've had Harold
digging this hole for the last hour.
I think this is some of my finest work!
Sadly, that's true.
We're going to use this hole
to bury our catnip.
-I don't have any more to give!
-No way!
You, there! You've prowled
Iberville Street for two years! And you!
-Me?
-You saved your catnip for two months!
Are you gonna let a bully steal it
from under you?
-Yes?
-No!
Oh! No! No.
-And you!
-Me? I'm Patches.
-I'm a weredude.
-[Chester] Behind you!
-Oh, hey, little guy.
-[squeaks]
Find your courage!
We can only do this if we work together!
-What he said!
-Oh, well, okay.
-Let's do it!
-[Jerry] Well, I'm with you guys!
All right, Jerry!
-Jerry is just the worst.
-Yeah. We already decided to help!
[purring]
[yawns]
[rattling]
Meow?
-[door opens, then closes]
-[growls]
Aw, kitty. What's the matter?
-[hisses]
-I'm sorry! Don't scratch!
[chuckles] Aw, that scamp.
[grunting]
[ominous music playing]
-Ya!
-[screams]
[grunts]
No! Not my catnip!
No. I was supposed to bury it
in the park with the others. [gasps]
[speaking indistinctly]
[echoing] No!
Hurry up, guys! We gotta bury
all this catnip before Bun finds it.
[sinister laughing]
-[roars]
-Huh?
[meows, then cackles]
Oh, no!
-I'm too late!
-[meows, then laughs]
-Oh, no!
-Way to go!
Oh, great!
[meows, then laughs]
[slurping]
[cat] Now, what are we gonna do?
What's he doing?
Oh, we don't have anything!
-That was all my catnip.
-You better pay me back!
[belches, then sighs]
Meow?
[gasps, then growls]
[clamoring]
[snickers]
[growls]
[gasps, then speaks indistinctly]
[speaks indistinctly]
Huh?
[screams]
Hello.
[sighs] New kitty is cute,
but he sure does like to scratch.
[gasps] Don't scratch me! Please!
[purring]
Bunnicula! Aw!
Boy, I'm glad that's over.
Uh, well, you should never underestimate
the ingenuity of a cat.
-Especially a true cat.
-Hey, Chester.
What happened to all that catnip?
Huh. You know, I'm not sure.
[cats whooping]
-[Patches] I'm a weredude.
-[cat 1] Come back here!
-[cat 3] My turn! My turn!
-[cat 4] Okay.
-[Jerry] Guys, wait up!
-[cat 5] Come on!
[cat 6] Oh, Jerry! Look, I can't.
Seriously, I'm done.
[cats meowing and cheering]
[Patches giggles] Cat me if you can!
[closing theme playing]