Erky Perky (2006) s02e15 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Pull, Erky!
- I'm pulling.
(grunting)
- I'm gonna be eaten.
(shrieking)
(grunting)
What was it you said, Erky?
- Why don't you ask
that bug for food Perky?
(burping)
Well he looked friendly enough.
(grunting)
- It was horrible.
My whole life flashed
before my eyes.
It's all your fault.
- Oh Perky, it's not my fault.
Blame smelly Mad Margaret.
She's the one who
hoards all the food.
- But why does it
always have to be me
taking all the risks, hm?
It's not fair.
- Perky.
- I'll tell you what's not fair.
When did your legs grow back?
- Just now.
- And it's not true.
I take risks all the time.
- Oh really, when?
- Alright, how 'bout this?
Next time there's the
slightest hint of danger,
I'll take the risk.
- Promise?
- Promise.
(gasping)
(shrieking)
- What is it, is it a bug?
- Well it's got eyes, and
a mouth, antenna, claws,
it must be a bug.
- It's certainly the
biggest bug I've ever seen.
- You'd need an awful
lot of food to grow that big.
- Go and--
- No, you go and
see if he has any food.
- But--
- You take the next
risk, remember?
(gulping)
- Ahem, excuse me.
Hello?
Hello!
(clanging)
- Careful, Erky.
- Hey, shorty!
Big bugs with their
ears so far away.
- No Erky, no.
(gasping)
- Hello!
- [Robot] I am Zocktron.
(shrieking)
(gasping)
Zocktron at your service.
- Did you just say
Zocktron at your service?
Well that's different.
Go get me some food.
Ah, take me over there.
Oh what's the point of
having your own servant
if he won't do what you command?
Oh that stinks.
- Spectareffic Erky.
- Hi Stinks.
- Wow, a real robot?
- A robot?
You mean it's not a monster bug?
- No, it's posalutely a robot.
I tried to confabulate
one of these myself.
- So what does a robot do?
- You control it.
You just have to
find the workings.
Maybe on the inside?
Oh, this is great.
Stay right there, I'm
gonna go get some tools.
- Workings, eh?
I'll show Perky who's
willing to take risks.
(grunting)
(screaming)
- No, you leave my pal alone.
Erky!
- Oh, workings, check.
Let's see what we have here.
(dramatic music)
- You spit out my friend.
(yelling)
(giggling)
- Now that's what I'm
talking about. (laughing)
- I'll go get help, Erky!
- Mh.
(shrieking)
- Perky.
- Perky, where you
going in such a hurry--
wait.
- That big bug
just ate Erky.
We have to save him.
- What, how?
- I told him he
should take risks,
but now he's been eaten,
and it's all my fault. (crying)
- Boof save Erky.
- Ah, my warts tell
me this is a bad idea.
(thrilling music)
Go, go, go!
(thudding)
Take that.
- You cough up Erky.
- Hey, there's Perky,
and Frenzel, and Boof too.
Hey guys, I'm in here.
Hey!
Hey!
- Oh, I can hear Erky's screams.
- Come on, I've got
a plan to rescue him.
- Hey this robot's pretty scary.
Could be scary enough
to frighten Mad Margaret
right out the kitchen.
(whirring)
- Okay, here's the plan.
Boof and I take this and
stretch it out along here.
We lure the monster into it,
it trips over and
coughs up Erky.
- Hm, sounds good,
and what do I do?
- You are the bait,
make it chase you
- Right, what?
Why do I have to--
- There's no time.
Do you want to save Erky or not?
(whimpering)
- [Perky] For
Erky, I'll risk it.
- Pretty cool.
- Hey you bug face!
- Oh there's Perky.
- Can't catch me.
I hope.
(screaming)
- Hey Perky, come back.
- [Robot] I am Zocktron.
- That's it Perky,
lead him this way.
- Perky, I know how to
get rid of Mad Margeret.
- There's a huge bug out there
and it's eating
all the other bugs.
- What?
Have you been
flying in circles again?
- It's true Margaret.
It was trying to eat Perky.
- Ah ha, I'd bet that
leave a bad taste.
- It's huge.
It's the biggest bug in kitchen.
- I'm the biggest
bug in kitchen.
If anyone should cause
screaming fear, it's me.
- Wahoo!
- Perky, no not that way.
- Nobody eats bugs in
kitchen unless I say so.
- Woohoo, how convenient.
Okay Zocktron old buddy.
Time to really show
her who's the boss.
- Good luck Margaret.
- [Robot] I am Zocktron.
- Oh.
- You get 'em Margaret.
- Oh.
- [Robot] I am Zocktron.
I am, I am Zocktron,
Zocktron, Zocktron.
- You don't scare me.
(shrieking)
- That's right run from
the all powerful Zocktron.
(beeping)
(rumbling)
(screaming)
- Pull Boof, pull.
- I'm going down.
(crashing)
- Zocktron down.
- You, you--
- It wasn't me, I wasn't there.
- You saved me.
- I--
oh yeah, I guess I did.
- You saved her?
Good work Perky.
- Oh Margaret, thank goodness.
- Cecil, where were you?
I had to be saved by Perky.
- I was, I, I--
- Come here.
- I got my tools and
oh no, it's broken.
Oh that stinks.
- So all this time
you didn't know
I was controlling that thing?
- I had no idea.
- And you still
saved Mad Margaret.
That was really brave.
- Well that wasn't act--
you thought it was brave?
- Oh yeah, I've never
seen such bravery.
- Really?
- You're the bravest bug I know.
Why I bet you could
go up to a caterpillar
and ask him if he had any food.
- [Perky] Well, maybe I could.
- [Erky] Great, let's go.
- [Perky] What, wait,
no, no, I am not asking.
- [Erky] You just
said you would.
- [Perky] But I. (sighing)
(upbeat music)