Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s02e15 Episode Script
Hostile Takeover
2x15 - Hostile Takeover Not bad.
It's a prettiest piece of ice I've ever seen.
Well, it isn't my least favorite second rate villain.
Iron man?! Oh, not now! Are we gonna aim? My turn! You don't know fear with firepower, Blizzard.
Good thing it's not firepower.
Flame throwers! If you can't stand a heat, stay out of Yes, that's right, Lisa, this is the biggest news of the decade.
For those keeping score, I have once again done the impossible.
And bought Stark International! No! subs by the_pixel I don't wanna get up.
Ever again.
Tony! You'll never believe what happened! This is great! Hammer decided not to buy Stark International? No! Mom makes french toast! What?! Her french toast is amazing! Oh, come on, man! I'm just trying to cheer you up.
- You gotta get out of bed.
- I will.
Some time next year.
Since buying Stark International on yesterday, Justin Hammer has already made major changes.
And when asked about this purchase been seen as a hostile takeover, he responded: More like "hostile makeover".
I'm putting Stark International back on track.
We're going to focus on what this world needs bigger weapons for a brighter future.
I didn't think this day can't get me worse.
But I now have maple syrup in my hair.
We'll figure this out, Tony.
You're entitled to the company at eighteen.
I've been on the phone with my legal associates all morning.
Hammer must've found a loop hole.
Tony Stark? I regret to inform you, that you'll no longer inherit Stark International.
Also your monthly allowance has been canceled.
It was under the company name.
Which Mr.
Hammer now owns.
You're pennyless, Mr.
Stark.
Roberta, is that possible?! I'm afraid so, Tony.
It appears Hammer owns everything.
Thanks for your time, have a nice Game over.
Tell me something I don't know.
You realize it's over for Iron Man, too.
Right? Hammer hasn't taken everything.
You still have us and all your Iron Man suits.
And the armory.
But now I can't afford to build new armor.
Even to repair old armor when it gets messed up.
What am I gonna do? Glue and tin foil? There's gotta be some way we can buy your company back.
Yeah, let me check the sofa for any loose billions I left between a seats.
Why don't you just do to Hammer what you did to Stane? - Put him in a coma? - No.
Show the world who Hammer really is.
Yeah, he's right.
Hammer is a master criminal.
You've just to step of your game and bust him! I will.
I'll work 24 hour a day if I have to.
Now.
Who's up for a little subdiffuse? I'll get the glue.
I could probably hear that loud mouth without long range amplifier.
Ok, first order of business, get me a new desk.
Something slick futuristic.
That talks.
"Hello, Justin, I'm your new desk.
Don't I sound cool?" He-he, yeah! Of course, sir.
Any other a named requests? I'll think of something.
Second.
What's up with the shipment? You're referring to the international sale? Well, this sounds interesting.
Have any foreseeable complications been dealt with? They have.
The prey ship leaves within the hour.
Good.
Make sure the guards keep a close eye on it, Sasha.
Understood? Well, that's pretty cryptic.
I'll bet three billions that this international sail is illegal.
I'll go check it out.
I'm shure I'll find something that S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
can use to shut Hammer down.
Wants help for this one? Should be cake.
Besides.
War Machine is about stealthy as dumptruck.
Sasha.
The baits have been cast.
Now let's go fishing.
Guys, come in.
They've got heavily armed guards all around the perimeter.
This must be big.
Just be careful, Tony.
You should have wear your stealth armor.
Well, let's see just what kind of shipment we're dealing with.
I'm guessing the weapons.
Toys?! This is the big secret shipment? Gotta be a fraud.
Sensors aren't picking up any weapon's grade residual energy.
Except in there.
That explains it.
Iron Man.
Oh, it's been far too long.
Whiplash! Hold on, man, I'm suiting up! Tony! Killer Shriek at 10 o'clock! You're going down, Iron Cheek! What's going on? What's wrong? Something's got me! Greetings, Iron Man! Guess who's that?! Iron Man! You've left me stranded.
You should think my armor spec of generator kicked in.
Now I'm going twice worse to you.
Rhodey! Little help! Titanium Man is back.
On my way.
Three minutes.
Three? Take your time.
Get off off me! Tony, look out! I did it! Yeah, that's right! Who took out Iron Man? Killer Shriek, baby, that's who! Hold on you, idiot.
I'm scanning now.
He's right over One down.
Allright, I need some leverage.
Where do you think you're going? Yeah! War Machine! E.
T.
A.
? 60 seconds! Can you make it five? Jeez! Power at 13 percent and dropping rapidly.
Pepper! I think, I'm gonna pass out.
Hold on! War Machine is closing in! Power level at 1 percent and Lockdown mode! And now I get what was promiced me, a souvenir.
I want his head.
He's going to lockdown, fool.
- No! - Stop, Whiplash! You don't want to damage the armor anymore than you have to.
Fix 2.
0 will crack this tin can wide open.
Then you can have what's left.
They went out of range.
They're gone! I lost the GPS signal at Tony's armor.
Can you follow the exhaust energy trail? This armor is strictly for combat, not for playing the detective.
But you'd better adapt quick.
Tony went into lockdown mode.
And his heart needs to be recharged soon.
Without the armor's backup power he's not gonna last long! First Stark International, then Iron Man.
Can I just say best week ever! I don't understand why you just don't destroy Iron Man.
Get it over with.
You already have his armor designs.
It's not that simple, Sasha.
You see, Ghost sold me faulty specs, I just know it.
Iron Man is faster and more energy efficient, than Titanium Man.
And I want to know why! Well, whatever is his secret, we'll know it soon.
Because at this very moment Fix 2.
0 is disecting him.
The magnetic drills are working better, than expected.
We should have the pilot out of the armor in no time.
This is fun.
Like disecting a frog in high school biology.
Ha! Like you even went to school.
Keep talking, Unicorn.
I don't need school for this! Put that thing away before you hurt someone! Restarting basic functions.
Oh, man.
Come on, Tony! I don't like this disconnected feling! Give me a sign, dude.
You prayed has an answer.
I just got a signal.
Where is it? You wanna pizza me? Come on, let's go! I never hit a lady.
First.
As much as I'd love to watch this elimination round of superlooser deathmatch, I need you both to do your job! If you please.
Now let's crack this monster.
Computer.
How's my heart monitor holding up? Heart monitor needs immediate recharge.
I've got nothing here.
No cam, no weapons and What are they doing with my leg?! No the signal went dead.
And his heart must be close.
Hurry, Rhodey! I've got a plan.
Now, listen up.
I'm gonna need your help.
Big time.
What is he, a jockey? Maybe he's, you know, little person? O ho-ho Calm down there, big guy.
Finally.
Now that lockdown mode has been switched off, we should have no problems taking off his helmet.
Hello.
You're awaken there? Time to see who you really are! Oh, hurt! Fix! I thought you said the helmet was no longer booby-trapped.
Sir, we have an intruder.
What?! This will have to wait.
We have a walking arsenal we need to deal with.
Fix.
Get ready.
That goes for you boys as well.
Pepper.
You know the plan.
I'm almost there, finally.
Pepper Potts gets in on the action.
Yes! I'm taking my friend out of here, now! War Machine is that you? My heart Hold on! War Machine! What a pleasant surprise! Sorry if I don't offer refreshments.
Get it off Don't bother getting out.
You've being bombarded with artificial cosmic rays.
Not as good as a real thing, but it will take care of all those messing organic while leaving the suit intact.
But how will the rays destroy you? Will you turn hard as a statue? Dissolve into a public goo spontaneously? Burst into flame or maybe vanish into thin air? Those all sound pretty cool to me.
- 200 that he turns into a goo.
- You're on.
I hope he implodes.
I've always wanted to see that.
You gotta concentrate but the pressure Pressure let's see, how much pressure this can take.
Fire all rockets! What?! Get back! Allright.
We can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the War Machine way! Don't just stand, you dorkin' dolls! Get them! Armor online.
Heart monitor at 20% capacity.
Tony, I gave you a pretty big boost, but I can't power that stuff tech now.
Pepper, you're my hero! I thought I was always your hero.
Another Iron Man?! We're not all Iron "Men", bird brain.
I absolutely love this! Looks like Hammer screwed it off like he really is.
Ok, Pep, let's see what he's got.
Like my new armor, muds? Look! I'm over here! No, here! And here! And here, ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo, what about here? Make me look stupid, huh? Yeah, I think you're doing just fine on your own.
Three on one sounds familiar, Whiplash.
I'll tear you all apart! Oh-oh.
You'll pay for that! Let's call in it.
You're ok? Still standing.
Well, you're doing great, rookie.
Thanks! I love being one of you, guys! It's so exciting! I feel like I'm gonna explode! I'm sure she's in a happier place.
You've got that right.
"I feel like I'm going to explode!" Oh, me and my big stupid mouth.
Get him, guys! War Machine? Double punch passion.
Titanium Man's upgraded, Rhodey.
He'll recover quick.
But we're both low on power.
Yeah? Well I know something that can bypass his armor and mess up the pilot inside.
You're fish tourists! What?! Let's see how will you like it.
Wow! He lasted a lot longer, than me.
What a win! I may not have got an evidence I need to shut Hammer down.
But I can get you down, I told you, Titanium Man! Wow, wow, calm down.
Easy, man.
I'm sorry, Rhodey.
Titanium Man is just a hired dog.
We'll blast Hammer the way we planned, ok? By the book.
Now let's bolt before the rest of this losers wake up.
That was just such a super close call.
I know.
He would've discover Tony was Iron Man for sure, if we were like two seconds too late.
Well, he didn't.
Because you both prooved yourselves be major superheroes.
Um, I guess.
But I would have done better, if I had actually been "in the suit".
Well, we'll see about that soon.
You mean it? Aha.
You're getting your own armor, Pep.
Yes, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Um but I thought you don't have any money for new armor.
Oh, we will.
With our own new company.
Wow.
Seems like that fight was just the inspiration you needed.
Yep.
Hammer wants my tech because he knows it's the best.
So I'll make more successfull company and just take his business.
But I'll need some help.
- We're in.
- We're in.
Sweet.
It will be the ultimate after school job.
And when I get on my feet, I'm taking back Stark International.
But for now, today marks the first day of a new enterprise called Oh oh oh Circuits Maximus.
What? It's catchy.
Well I was thinking something a little simple like Stark Solutions.
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It's a prettiest piece of ice I've ever seen.
Well, it isn't my least favorite second rate villain.
Iron man?! Oh, not now! Are we gonna aim? My turn! You don't know fear with firepower, Blizzard.
Good thing it's not firepower.
Flame throwers! If you can't stand a heat, stay out of Yes, that's right, Lisa, this is the biggest news of the decade.
For those keeping score, I have once again done the impossible.
And bought Stark International! No! subs by the_pixel I don't wanna get up.
Ever again.
Tony! You'll never believe what happened! This is great! Hammer decided not to buy Stark International? No! Mom makes french toast! What?! Her french toast is amazing! Oh, come on, man! I'm just trying to cheer you up.
- You gotta get out of bed.
- I will.
Some time next year.
Since buying Stark International on yesterday, Justin Hammer has already made major changes.
And when asked about this purchase been seen as a hostile takeover, he responded: More like "hostile makeover".
I'm putting Stark International back on track.
We're going to focus on what this world needs bigger weapons for a brighter future.
I didn't think this day can't get me worse.
But I now have maple syrup in my hair.
We'll figure this out, Tony.
You're entitled to the company at eighteen.
I've been on the phone with my legal associates all morning.
Hammer must've found a loop hole.
Tony Stark? I regret to inform you, that you'll no longer inherit Stark International.
Also your monthly allowance has been canceled.
It was under the company name.
Which Mr.
Hammer now owns.
You're pennyless, Mr.
Stark.
Roberta, is that possible?! I'm afraid so, Tony.
It appears Hammer owns everything.
Thanks for your time, have a nice Game over.
Tell me something I don't know.
You realize it's over for Iron Man, too.
Right? Hammer hasn't taken everything.
You still have us and all your Iron Man suits.
And the armory.
But now I can't afford to build new armor.
Even to repair old armor when it gets messed up.
What am I gonna do? Glue and tin foil? There's gotta be some way we can buy your company back.
Yeah, let me check the sofa for any loose billions I left between a seats.
Why don't you just do to Hammer what you did to Stane? - Put him in a coma? - No.
Show the world who Hammer really is.
Yeah, he's right.
Hammer is a master criminal.
You've just to step of your game and bust him! I will.
I'll work 24 hour a day if I have to.
Now.
Who's up for a little subdiffuse? I'll get the glue.
I could probably hear that loud mouth without long range amplifier.
Ok, first order of business, get me a new desk.
Something slick futuristic.
That talks.
"Hello, Justin, I'm your new desk.
Don't I sound cool?" He-he, yeah! Of course, sir.
Any other a named requests? I'll think of something.
Second.
What's up with the shipment? You're referring to the international sale? Well, this sounds interesting.
Have any foreseeable complications been dealt with? They have.
The prey ship leaves within the hour.
Good.
Make sure the guards keep a close eye on it, Sasha.
Understood? Well, that's pretty cryptic.
I'll bet three billions that this international sail is illegal.
I'll go check it out.
I'm shure I'll find something that S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
can use to shut Hammer down.
Wants help for this one? Should be cake.
Besides.
War Machine is about stealthy as dumptruck.
Sasha.
The baits have been cast.
Now let's go fishing.
Guys, come in.
They've got heavily armed guards all around the perimeter.
This must be big.
Just be careful, Tony.
You should have wear your stealth armor.
Well, let's see just what kind of shipment we're dealing with.
I'm guessing the weapons.
Toys?! This is the big secret shipment? Gotta be a fraud.
Sensors aren't picking up any weapon's grade residual energy.
Except in there.
That explains it.
Iron Man.
Oh, it's been far too long.
Whiplash! Hold on, man, I'm suiting up! Tony! Killer Shriek at 10 o'clock! You're going down, Iron Cheek! What's going on? What's wrong? Something's got me! Greetings, Iron Man! Guess who's that?! Iron Man! You've left me stranded.
You should think my armor spec of generator kicked in.
Now I'm going twice worse to you.
Rhodey! Little help! Titanium Man is back.
On my way.
Three minutes.
Three? Take your time.
Get off off me! Tony, look out! I did it! Yeah, that's right! Who took out Iron Man? Killer Shriek, baby, that's who! Hold on you, idiot.
I'm scanning now.
He's right over One down.
Allright, I need some leverage.
Where do you think you're going? Yeah! War Machine! E.
T.
A.
? 60 seconds! Can you make it five? Jeez! Power at 13 percent and dropping rapidly.
Pepper! I think, I'm gonna pass out.
Hold on! War Machine is closing in! Power level at 1 percent and Lockdown mode! And now I get what was promiced me, a souvenir.
I want his head.
He's going to lockdown, fool.
- No! - Stop, Whiplash! You don't want to damage the armor anymore than you have to.
Fix 2.
0 will crack this tin can wide open.
Then you can have what's left.
They went out of range.
They're gone! I lost the GPS signal at Tony's armor.
Can you follow the exhaust energy trail? This armor is strictly for combat, not for playing the detective.
But you'd better adapt quick.
Tony went into lockdown mode.
And his heart needs to be recharged soon.
Without the armor's backup power he's not gonna last long! First Stark International, then Iron Man.
Can I just say best week ever! I don't understand why you just don't destroy Iron Man.
Get it over with.
You already have his armor designs.
It's not that simple, Sasha.
You see, Ghost sold me faulty specs, I just know it.
Iron Man is faster and more energy efficient, than Titanium Man.
And I want to know why! Well, whatever is his secret, we'll know it soon.
Because at this very moment Fix 2.
0 is disecting him.
The magnetic drills are working better, than expected.
We should have the pilot out of the armor in no time.
This is fun.
Like disecting a frog in high school biology.
Ha! Like you even went to school.
Keep talking, Unicorn.
I don't need school for this! Put that thing away before you hurt someone! Restarting basic functions.
Oh, man.
Come on, Tony! I don't like this disconnected feling! Give me a sign, dude.
You prayed has an answer.
I just got a signal.
Where is it? You wanna pizza me? Come on, let's go! I never hit a lady.
First.
As much as I'd love to watch this elimination round of superlooser deathmatch, I need you both to do your job! If you please.
Now let's crack this monster.
Computer.
How's my heart monitor holding up? Heart monitor needs immediate recharge.
I've got nothing here.
No cam, no weapons and What are they doing with my leg?! No the signal went dead.
And his heart must be close.
Hurry, Rhodey! I've got a plan.
Now, listen up.
I'm gonna need your help.
Big time.
What is he, a jockey? Maybe he's, you know, little person? O ho-ho Calm down there, big guy.
Finally.
Now that lockdown mode has been switched off, we should have no problems taking off his helmet.
Hello.
You're awaken there? Time to see who you really are! Oh, hurt! Fix! I thought you said the helmet was no longer booby-trapped.
Sir, we have an intruder.
What?! This will have to wait.
We have a walking arsenal we need to deal with.
Fix.
Get ready.
That goes for you boys as well.
Pepper.
You know the plan.
I'm almost there, finally.
Pepper Potts gets in on the action.
Yes! I'm taking my friend out of here, now! War Machine is that you? My heart Hold on! War Machine! What a pleasant surprise! Sorry if I don't offer refreshments.
Get it off Don't bother getting out.
You've being bombarded with artificial cosmic rays.
Not as good as a real thing, but it will take care of all those messing organic while leaving the suit intact.
But how will the rays destroy you? Will you turn hard as a statue? Dissolve into a public goo spontaneously? Burst into flame or maybe vanish into thin air? Those all sound pretty cool to me.
- 200 that he turns into a goo.
- You're on.
I hope he implodes.
I've always wanted to see that.
You gotta concentrate but the pressure Pressure let's see, how much pressure this can take.
Fire all rockets! What?! Get back! Allright.
We can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the War Machine way! Don't just stand, you dorkin' dolls! Get them! Armor online.
Heart monitor at 20% capacity.
Tony, I gave you a pretty big boost, but I can't power that stuff tech now.
Pepper, you're my hero! I thought I was always your hero.
Another Iron Man?! We're not all Iron "Men", bird brain.
I absolutely love this! Looks like Hammer screwed it off like he really is.
Ok, Pep, let's see what he's got.
Like my new armor, muds? Look! I'm over here! No, here! And here! And here, ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo, what about here? Make me look stupid, huh? Yeah, I think you're doing just fine on your own.
Three on one sounds familiar, Whiplash.
I'll tear you all apart! Oh-oh.
You'll pay for that! Let's call in it.
You're ok? Still standing.
Well, you're doing great, rookie.
Thanks! I love being one of you, guys! It's so exciting! I feel like I'm gonna explode! I'm sure she's in a happier place.
You've got that right.
"I feel like I'm going to explode!" Oh, me and my big stupid mouth.
Get him, guys! War Machine? Double punch passion.
Titanium Man's upgraded, Rhodey.
He'll recover quick.
But we're both low on power.
Yeah? Well I know something that can bypass his armor and mess up the pilot inside.
You're fish tourists! What?! Let's see how will you like it.
Wow! He lasted a lot longer, than me.
What a win! I may not have got an evidence I need to shut Hammer down.
But I can get you down, I told you, Titanium Man! Wow, wow, calm down.
Easy, man.
I'm sorry, Rhodey.
Titanium Man is just a hired dog.
We'll blast Hammer the way we planned, ok? By the book.
Now let's bolt before the rest of this losers wake up.
That was just such a super close call.
I know.
He would've discover Tony was Iron Man for sure, if we were like two seconds too late.
Well, he didn't.
Because you both prooved yourselves be major superheroes.
Um, I guess.
But I would have done better, if I had actually been "in the suit".
Well, we'll see about that soon.
You mean it? Aha.
You're getting your own armor, Pep.
Yes, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Um but I thought you don't have any money for new armor.
Oh, we will.
With our own new company.
Wow.
Seems like that fight was just the inspiration you needed.
Yep.
Hammer wants my tech because he knows it's the best.
So I'll make more successfull company and just take his business.
But I'll need some help.
- We're in.
- We're in.
Sweet.
It will be the ultimate after school job.
And when I get on my feet, I'm taking back Stark International.
But for now, today marks the first day of a new enterprise called Oh oh oh Circuits Maximus.
What? It's catchy.
Well I was thinking something a little simple like Stark Solutions.
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