Lab Rats (2012) s02e15 Episode Script

1 We're gonna be in so much trouble with Mr.
Davenport.
We're two hours past curfew, and lights are already off.
We are bionic teenagers who go on top secret missions.
I'm pretty sure we can sneak past an out-of-shape, middle-aged man.
All right, well, just to be safe, I'll use my bionic vision to scan inside.
( Trilling sound ) All clear.
They must be asleep.
Good, but we've got to be super quiet.
Sneakin' in after curfew.
This'll totally boost my bad boy cred.
Tippy toes, people, tippy toes.
Spoken like a true bad boy.
Davenport: Busted! ( All scream ) ( All scream ) Ha! I don't get it! I scanned the room! Mm-hmm, and I foiled you with my invisibility cloak! Again I say, "ha!" Well, you got us.
Good night.
Freeze! You are all grounded.
Three weeks.
What?! That's not fair! Come on! Is that all you got? Look, you guys have no idea what it's like raising teenagers.
He can't ground me if he can't see me! Aahhh! I didn't grab the invisibility cloak, did I? The world's first bionic super-humans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement? lab rats lab rats Lab rats lab rats Lab rats I hate being grounded.
Is the three weeks over yet? It hasn't even been a day.
Guys! Guys! I did it! I finally did it! Graduated to big boy shoes? No.
I finally achieved something I have wanted my whole life.
I won the presidential medal for scientific achievement! Mm.
That's great.
I think I got one of those for doing pull-ups in gym class.
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It was pushups.
This is the highest honor a scientist can receive.
My picture's gonna be plastered online and offline.
If there's a line, my face is gonna be on it.
What did you win it for? My neural scrambler.
This thing is going to revolutionize the field of neurology.
Huh? The brain.
Ohh! How does it work? It can erase specified time increments of neural associations in the cerebral cortex.
Huh? The brain! Ohh! Basically, it helps doctors erase bad memories.
That's cool.
Does it erase all memories, or can it just zero in on that? Congrats, Donald! I got your text about the presidential award! Gosh, this is so exciting.
What a big break for us.
"Us"? I was thinking I could interview you for my TV station.
"Local reporter lands presidential award winner.
" Tasha Davenport exclusive.
This could be a really big break.
Well, it would be a really big break for you.
I mean, it would really help your faltering career.
No, I mean you'd really get to cover something that finally matters.
You know what? You have got yourself an interview.
And a new pair of shoes.
Just take my wallet.
Just take that.
Has it been three weeks yet? Stop! I hate being grounded! I am missing Stella Jordan's birthday party, and I so wanted to be there when she doesn't get a car! Guys, I have an idea.
We can use the neural scrambler to erase 24 hours of Mr.
Davenport's memory.
Wait.
Sneaking in past curfew, disobeying authority Who are you, and what have you done with chase? No, I see where he's going with this.
Mr.
Davenport will forget he brought groceries yesterday, he'll go again today, and we'll have double the food! Or He'll totally forget he grounded us.
We'll see which one pans out.
Look, I think this is really risky.
If Davenport catches us, we will be grounded for life.
But if he doesn't, we'll never get grounded again.
Plus Double the groceries! Wait, so we're just gonna zap the guy? Don't worry, it's perfectly safe.
How do you know? Bree, please.
I'm the smartest guy in the world.
You have no idea, do you? Nope.
Just want to get out of the house.
Okay.
Calibrating to 24 hours.
Hey, there, what you readin'? Oh, uh, I'm almost finished with this biography on the guy who was born I guess the cousin of the queen of Spain Fascinating.
That's weird.
Just lost my train of thought.
Oh, um, I I Just asked you if I could go to Stella Jordan's birthday party.
Of course you can.
Yes, it worked! Yes! What worked? We just zapped your brain with your thing And erased your memory! Erased my memory? Have you guys been messing with my neural scrambler? No! Set to 60 seconds.
That thing is not a toy.
You guys are grounded for That's weird.
Lost my train of thought.
Hey, um, can chase and I go to the movies? Of course you can.
Hey, I want to try this.
Try what? Mmm, hummus! Adam, don't do that! Now no one can eat! Ooh, hummus! ( All chuckling ) And just like that, we're free.
Later big "d.
" We're going to the movies.
Okay, be back by nine.
Yeah, nine.
Right.
Ooh! I've always wanted to read this! Page one.
Let's do this.
Hey, big "d," can you sign my progress report for me? Sure.
Wait.
A "c" in history? Yeah, I like to start low and work my way up.
Lets the teachers know they're making an impact.
It's my way of giving back.
Leo, I've got to show this to your mom.
Well, I've got $15.
42 in my pocket that says you don't.
Sorry, Leo.
Just yesterday, your mother and I agreed we were gonna start cracking down on your schoolwork.
Yesterday, you say? Mm-hmm.
And what time was that, exactly? I don't know, during breakfast.
So, what are we talking, like 24 hours ago? Yes, that sounds about right.
Hey, don't play with that.
That Whoa.
What happened? This is weird.
You were just telling me how thrilled you are that I'm doing so well in school.
Why would I care? I don't even know you, dude.
Dude? Twenty-four years?!! Wait.
How old are you? Fifteen.
Aaahhh! Uh, guys, we have a problem.
What is it? Rocket chair! ( Crash ) So what's the problem? Leo, what is going on? You know that neural thing that we were all playing with? Yes.
I tried to erase 24 hours and I accidentally erased 24 years.
He's 15! Whoo! This place is sick! And now I'm gonna be sick! I don't know why they gave him that presidential medal.
This thing is fault-y! The device is fine.
You're the problem.
You "Leo'ed" this up.
Hey, don't you turn my name into a verb! Okay.
Who are you people, and how did I get here? Look, I know this is a lot for you to take in, but your brain lost 24 years of its memory because of a device that you created.
Whoa! What's that? That's my phone.
Whoa.
What are we gonna do? Mr.
Davenport is the only person who knows how the neural scrambler works.
Guys, relax.
Mr.
Davenport can help us.
How? Easy.
We just have to wait 24 years.
Okay, look, we need to figure out how to get our father back.
( Ringtone playing ) I think you got a phone call.
Burn! I'm a total tech whiz! I took that thing apart and rewired it and turned it into a zapper! That's not funny! Turn it back! I'm sorry.
Just push "3" and it'll turn back to a regular phone.
Double burn! This one, not too bright.
Man, I like him much better this way.
Can we keep him? Adam, he's not a dog.
Ooh! Peanut butter.
He's pretty much a dog.
We still can't keep him like this! Yeah, when my mom finds out she's married to an idiotic teenager Okay, maybe she's prepared for that.
Guys! Hey, who's that? Your grandma? What's going on? Nothing much, Nana.
What's up with you? What did you say, Donald? You know me? Who are you? ( Exaggerated chuckling ) He's kidding.
We're playing a game, and it's called, uh Who are you? And what I would like to know is Who are you? Yeah, mom.
Who are you? A person with no Patience for stupid games.
Sarcasm.
Let's add that to her list! ( Both laughing ) Am I right? ( All laughing ) Quick! Get him out of here before we get busted! Where do I take him? I don't know, just take him for a walk! Oh, he's totally a dog! Guys, what are you doing? You're ruining your million-dollar technology! ( Scoffs ) If by "ruining," you mean "making awesome.
" Yeah, unlike the other Davenport, this one invents cool stuff.
Yeah-huh.
Check this out.
I took this useless thingy Useless? That's an oxygen vacuum fire hose.
It was going to revolutionize firefighting.
Well, now it's gonna revolutionize grilled meat.
Kabob me, teen "d"! Mmm.
See, I finally get science! This is saving lives! So is this! Whoa! Hey! Aaahhh! ( Laughing ) Why create an artificial arm when you can create a real-life wedgie machine? Science! Science! Uh, what's in our capsules? Capsules? You mean gigantic smoothie makers! I finally get to use my gigantic straw! Hello? Can someone please get me down from here? Sorry.
Just push that little button on the back.
( Laughing ) Funny every time! Aah! What is going on? Donald, why aren't you dressed for the interview? We go live at five.
Live at five? Live at five? Dude, that totally rhymes! Wait, the interview's today?! Yeah! I was hoping for national coverage, but get this We are going worldwide! All: What?!?! A rep from the white house is flying out to present you with the medal during the interview.
We go live one hour from now.
( Gasps ) That's one hour from now! It's gonna be the highlight of my career.
It's definitely gonna go viral.
I'm gonna be on TV? Sweet! Kebab me! Science! Science! This is so exciting! You flew all the way from the white house to present this award! Yes.
Who wants to be with the most powerful man in the world when I can be here? Okay, I know you have no idea what's going on, but I need you to get through this interview as if you were an adult.
Got it.
Would you rather have a British accent or a fake mustache? 'Cause I can do both.
( Fake British accent ) Hello! This is my finger.
As a grownup who knows about these kind of things Guys, guys! I figured out how to get his memories back! See, if we recalibrate the aperture Blah blah blah! You're smart! Just do it! Are you still 15 years old? No.
You did it! It worked! I'm this many.
You're 4? Four and a half! Oh, cool, I have a new little brother! Toys! It's toys.
Apple.
Fix this, nerd! Fix it! Man! I totally "Leo'ed" this up.
We're live in five Four Three two I have to pee.
Good evening, I'm Tasha Davenport.
That's my name! Welcome to an exclusive interview with Mr.
Donald Davenport, winner of the presidential medal for scientific achievement.
I also won a tee-ball trophy with a guy on it that goes like this.
Right.
We'll get to your childhood shortly.
Now what most people would like to know is, how did you, uh? Um Donald! Is he all right, or am I gonna have to scramble a couple of fighter jets? He's fine.
He rarely does interviews.
What a surprise.
Sometimes when he gets nervous, he just needs a kick to get going.
Aaahhh! You're a meanie! Stay on me.
Stay on me.
Mr.
Davenport began his career by tinkering in a small garage She said "tinker"! Okay, um Switching gears, why don't you show us some of your earlier technological creations? Oh! Can I keep this? Oh! I'm sorry.
I'll pay to have that fixed as soon as the tooth fairy comes, 'cause I'm about to lose a whole tooth.
Oh, you're about to lose several! O-Kay.
I'm calling the president.
He may want to withdraw the award.
We've gotta stop this.
Adam, go behind the camera and take it out with your heat vision.
No way! Baby Davenport is crackin' me up! I am the evil cyborg megatractoid! Fire! Eyes! Now! Great! Cut to commercial.
Go get another camera out of the Van! What is wrong with you?! No one raises their voice to megatractoid! ( Imitates laser blasts ) Oh, I'm about to put megatractoid down! Hey, hey, hey! Mom, keep it together, keep it together.
Anchor lady face, anchor lady face.
We're gonna take a hard five.
We'll be right back.
Okay.
( Gasps ) Am I in a spaceship? Are those space bathrooms? Sometimes.
Hey! Hey, those are mine! Put those down! What is going on? I want answers, and do not lie to me.
I'll know.
Leo! She'll know! Okay.
The neural scrambler erased 33 years of Mr.
Davenport's memory.
However, I think I can get it all back.
You think? That white house rep is walking out of here with that medal if we don't get it together Not to mention I am blowing the biggest interview of my career! Fix Donald! Leo! Fix Donald! I got it.
I reverse the neural scrambler by taking it apart and repurposing it, just the same way that Mr.
Davenport did with his inventions.
Which means you'll all get to sit down tonight, 'cause I just saved your butts! Just do it! Echo! Echo, echo, echo! This is my new fort! Leo: We got him! That's weird.
Just lost my train of thought.
How old are you? Old enough to know that you numskulls have "Leo'ed" up my lab! Okay, that stops now! Hey, we didn't make any of this mess.
It was all you.
Technically, it was baby Davenport.
Well, technically, it was teen Davenport.
( Stammers ) Baby?! Teen?! Have you guys been messing with my neural scrambler? Yes.
Yes, we have.
But, uh, in the end, big "d," I think we learned a very, very valuable lesson.
You were right.
It is not easy raising teenagers.
Are we good? No! You are grounded forever! I got this! Mr.
Davenport, would you say you got angry about 30 seconds ago? Oh, give me that! Well, it was very nice meeting you.
Yes.
And I Met you, too.
Well, I got my medal.
You got your interview.
I think it all worked out.
It all worked out? My entire career was on the line! What were you thinking? I was on live TV interviewing a 4-year-old man-child! And if you ever jeopardize my career again ( Gasps ) Wow, I forgot what I was saying.
I better go get ready for my interview! It is so much more fun on this side of it! Lab rats lab rats Lab rats lab rats Voice: Yes!