Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e15 Episode Script

1 Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, Your 20th Century toy.
He's the man with a Mic who can rock the crowd, the host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J.
Hands in the air, hands in the air.
Now let me hear you say, "Yeah," Yeah Now scream I like it.
Look, the building is rocking, the crowd is on fire, we got two major TV stars backstage just waiting to make "Lip Sync Battle" history.
But first things first, with raw opinions that help keep "LSB" unpredictable in every way, the colorful commentator Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare.
- LL Cool J: Unbelievable.
- Hello.
Boom! - Damn.
- Hi.
- All right, Miss Teigen, you ready to go? - Ready? - I'm ready.
- Okay.
Let's go.
- You ready? Now, let's bring out tonight's stars.
She's already won a Golden Globe, for her work on "Jane the Virgin," so you know she's got her eye on the belt.
Packing a mean punch, it's Gina Rodriguez.
And going up against her, from "Minority Report," he's a popular actor and producer, who's here to get the job done.
Please welcome Wilmer Valderrama.
How y'all doing tonight? All right good, 'cause I feel sexy.
Look at him trying to butter up people.
I see you.
- Okay, so, Gina, you're gonna be up first tonight - Oh, oh.
- Okay, let's do this.
- Wilmer, you have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
All right, you all ready to do this? Okay, as you know, this is your first time on the show.
It is.
- You know what I mean? - You're popping my cherry.
Ooh! Anyway, moving moving past that, what's gonna be that special first song? I ain't gonna tell you nothin'.
Why don't you go take a seat with - my competitor over there? - Wow.
Ya dig Mack I'm goin' in I'm a Millionaire I'm a Young Money Millionaire Tougher than Nigerian hair My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed Through the pencil and leak on the sheet Of the tablet In my mind 'Cause I don't write shit 'Cause I ain't got time 'Cause my seconds minutes, hours Go to the almighty dollar In the almighty power of the cha-cha-cha-cha-chopper Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father Motherfucker a copper Got the Maserati dancin' on the bridge pussy poppin - Oh! - Tell the coppers, ha, ha, ha, ha You can't catch 'em you can't stop 'em I go by them goon rules If you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em You can't man 'em then you mop 'em You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher Bitch It ain't trickin' if you got it But you like a bitch with no ass you ain't got shit Motherfucker, I'm ill, not sick And I'm okay, but my watch sick Yeah, my drop sick Yeah, my glock sick And my knot thick I'm it Motherfucker, I'm ill Set, play back Who that won't compare me 'Cause there ain't nobody near me They don't see me but they hear me Don't feel me but they fear me I'm illi C three, three peat.
Oh! Oh.
Oh! - Oh! - Okay.
Okay.
- Oh, my gosh! - Whoa.
- Okay.
- Wow.
Oh, God Oh, no, not that.
Hey horrifying.
Chrissy, did she deserve a Milli? I mean, talk to me.
That was A Billi.
That was amazing.
By the way, sweetest thing on the planet.
I saw you at the Golden Globes, I still tell people how sweet you were.
Oh yeah, she's definitely the sweetest thing on the planet.
And this this is this is different.
- I like it.
- I mean so if you had here, let me take care of th the dread hat.
- You can have it, bae.
Of course.
- Now, Chrissy, here.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Here, put that Chrissy, yes.
- Oh my - Yes! I'm ill - So, Wilmer, I mean, talk to me about that.
- Yeah.
Like, what was you feeling? What vibe was you feeling, when that was happening? Um I wish I had a number, so I could give you a three, but, um - Oh! - Oh, shoot! - Oh, wait a minute.
- Hey! - Wait, wait, wait hold up, hold up - Hold up with all that! - Ouch.
- With all that shit! Ouch.
Hater! Oh, God.
Lord have mercy.
Thank you, Gina.
You're done with round one.
Please go have a seat.
Wilmer, come on over here, man.
Thank you, papa.
- Mr.
Valderrama - Yes, sir.
What do you got for us? So I figured I'd go back to my community.
There was a poet by the name of Ricky Martin.
Oh! Tell us about this poet.
What are you trying to tell us though, Wilmer, really? - I'm letting I'm letting some things off my chest - I'm so lost.
I feel like this is very therapeutic.
Um, he lives life like I do, which is very "loca.
" Oh.
With a little Ricky Martin, this is Wilmer Valderrama.
She's into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls I feel a premonition That girl's gonna make me fall She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain She'll make you live her crazy life But she'll take away your pain Like a bullet through your brain Come on Upside, inside out She's livin' la Vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la Vida loca Come on, livin' la Vida loca All right Oh! Woke up in New York City In a funky, cheap motel She took my heart and she took my money She must have slipped me a sleeping pill She never drinks the water, Makes you order French Champagne And once you've had a taste of her You'll never be the same Yeah, she'll make you go insane All right Upside, inside out She's livin' la Vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la Vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out Livin' la Vida loca All right Livin' la Vida loca She's livin' la Vida loca Gotta, gotta, gotta la Vida loca Gotta, gotta, gotta la vi Wow! - Wow.
- And he dropped the Mic.
That was crazy.
Shirt the shirt came open.
The I love it! Muchas gracias, Esta noche Que Linda.
Muchas gracias, mi amigo, LL.
Por Nada, por Nada.
Por Nada.
I mean, Chrissy, what did you think? I saw your little putting out the cigarette move, - with your with your feet.
- Yeah, yeah.
I like that, but it's all in the eyes.
- There's cigarettes everywhere in the city.
- Yeah.
- So you wanna put them out 'cause it's dangerous.
- Yeah.
Very dangerous.
I didn't know you had this talent of dancing, both of you.
I really look forward to the second round, I'm telling you that much.
To be honest, I actually um, I've been Salsa dancing since I was six years old.
Oh my gosh.
And I gotta I gotta give my mother a shout out 'cause she's in the audience somewhere.
- Arriba.
- Hola, mami.
All right, so, Gina, Gina What did you think of that? I you angle.
Get them on your side, give them the heartbreak story, I love you too, mama.
I get it.
I get it.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
You also taught me Salsa, I love you.
So, round one is in the books.
Gina got Lil Wayne in the membrane, and Wilmer just lived la Vida loca.
Now, they've each got one shot left to dazzle the crowd.
Wilmer's gotta lay it all on the line, when "Lip Sync Battle" returns.
Upside, inside out She's livin' la Vida loca she'll You better believe "Lip Sync Battle" is about to take it to the next level.
But now it's time for round two.
Before he storms the stage, let's check out how Wilmer prepped for his night on LSB.
Hey, Gina, I got your text.
You know what you said? You said, "Are you afraid?" "Are you afraid yet?" I said, "No, I'm too busy sweating, but not of fear.
" Tryin' to make a dolla out of 15 cents Try-tryin' to make a dolla out of 15 cents I was in Vancouver, Canada this morning at 4:00 A.
M.
shooting this crazy action sequence.
And then when the moment they say, "cut", I'd be like one, two Can you hold this for me? You is that is that what you wear when you go to battle? This is what I wear when I rehearse.
- M'kay.
Yeah.
- You're going down.
Yeah? That's great.
Um your mom says, "Hi.
" Oh.
Go on and do it, baby.
Go on and do what you do, baby.
Yes! The choreography's so great, and it's so 90's boy band.
Oh yeah, no.
I'm going full cheese.
It's not a fight, it's a confirmation.
And you guys will see there's just so much more to add.
Wilmer, right this way, please.
Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back all right Hey, now Oh my God, we're back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you, better ask it now, yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody, rock your body right Backstreet's back, all right All right Yeah, aw, yeah Everybody Rock your body - Yeah - Everybody, rock your body Everybody, rock your body Everybody Backstreet's back, all right.
- Oh my goodness.
- You are amazing.
Wilmer Wilmer - How did that feel? - Thank you, LL.
I feel good, I feel good.
We just started tour, so you know So you know, at times, we're working out some kinks, but you know, I gotta tell you, the crowd brought it.
And I and to be honest, I, I feed off the energy.
Muchas gracias, thank you.
You and Gina you and Gina are friends.
- Yes.
- Yeah, buddy.
- You know, you guys know each other.
- Yes.
- And um - Yeah, no, we're Completely.
We're really good friends.
You put the "R-I-P Gina" up.
- Oh.
- Okay, you see? You think she's okay with that? Like, is that gonna affect your friendship? You know what, I didn't think about it that far.
I already deleted your number.
Oh, wow.
- Your work here is done.
- Thanks.
- You can go take a seat next to the competition.
- Thanks.
Lucky! Ah! So, Wilmer Valderrama just brought the drama, the comedy, and the dance moves, will it be enough to turn him into a "Lip Sync Battle" legend? Will it? Or will Gina Rodriquez take the stage, and take the crowd on the ride of a lifetime? You'll find out when we come back.
Everybody, yeah You're my kind of people People This crowd can't get enough of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle.
" Wilmer Valderrama is done for the night, chillin' in the V.
I.
P.
But Gina Rodriguez is about to get lit with her final number.
Before she does, let's take a look at how she's been dealing with life here at the Lip Factory.
Ooh.
I'm very excited to be having fun, letting loose.
You know, you're not gonna probably be seeing Jane the Virgin tonight.
Um, are you ready to see it? Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Wilmer, it's over.
Hey, hey, hey Help! Jesus, Jesus.
Hey, break a leg.
Seriously.
No, don't I'm wearing heels, Wilmer.
Thank you, mama.
Sometimes you just gotta put on your stilettos, okay? - Hi, ladies.
I'm Gina.
- Hi, Ashley.
- Lovely to meet you.
- I'm Jana.
Jana? Lovely to meet you.
This'll be great, and I'm sure with the people it's just like Yeah, no, no.
Yeah.
Boom.
Hey, leave it out there.
Leave it all out there.
All out there.
That was me trying to be nice, you see? You're going down, baby.
Free your mind I wear tight clothing and high heeled shoes It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute No, no I like rap music, wear hip hop clothes That doesn't mean that I'm selling dope - No, no, no - Oh my gosh.
Oh, lord, forgive me for having straight hair No, it doesn't mean there's another blood in my heir Yeah, yeah I might date another race or color It doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers Why, oh why must it be this way? Before you can read me You gotta learn how to see me I said free your mind And the rest will follow Be colorblind, don't be so shallow Free your mind and the rest will follow Be colorblind, don't be so shallow Before you can read me You've got to learn how to see me I said, free your mind.
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Look, I know you I know you took this show very seriously.
- Extremely.
- Oh, so seriously.
Yeah, when I do something I do it right, you know what I'm saying? What kind of preparation did you do? Um, stretches, lunges.
That's it, just lunges.
Chrissy, what did you think? Is there like, a lip syncing annunciation queen? 'Cause you were amazing at it, you killed it.
And the wind is working for you right now, girl.
Yes, honey! Yes! Nice, nice, nice.
Thank you.
Wilmer brought back Backstreet, Gina freed her mind with En Vogue, Now, it's up to the audience to decide their fate in the all-important vote for the belt, when "Lip Sync Battle" comes right back.
Free your mind and the rest will follow.
Once again, two world-class celebrities, check their egos at the door and fearlessly accepted the "Lip Sync Battle" challenge.
Now, it's time for the crowd to decide who will become immortal and take home that sweet championship belt.
- Chrissy let's do this.
- Yes.
Let's do this.
Is tonight's champion Gina Rodriguez? Or is it Wilmer Valderrama? - Oh, that was close.
- One more time? Gina, Gina, Gina You know what? I guess you guys just decided.
The winner is Gina Rodriguez.
That is crazy.
You guys rock! - Now that was a close one.
It was close.
- Very close.
But, I don't know the fans, your fans, they pulled it out, they love you.
I love you guys! Wilmer did a great job.
What does winning this belt mean to you, now that you're the "Lip Sync Battle" champion? You know, um, I'd like to thank, um, my mom and my dad.
I love you all, you guys rock.
This is so incredible, thank you for having me here.
You guys are so amazing.
I love you guys so much.
Wilmer, that was real close second place.
Real close runner-up.
You did a great job, man.
How do you feel? You feel good? No, I feel good.
I feel good.
Uh, getting second place in two people, it's amazing.
But, um I'll I'll be here, uh you know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you I know exactly what you mean.
Okay, good night from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, no matter what you do in life, you always gotta knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! Why, oh why must it be this way? Give 'em another round of applause, y'all.
Give 'em another round of applause.
Before you can read me you've got to learn how to see me I said, free your mind and the rest will follow