Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s02e15 Episode Script
Raid the Cave; Trickstar
1 [" I'm from Another Dimension" by Brad Breeck plays.]
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another, woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [Star straining.]
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
[crashing.]
Right You know what, Jackie? Can I call you back? Look, Star, this is a stressful situation, I get that.
But would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're going kinda overboard.
I mean, do you really need to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y, bubbly tea thingy? [typewriter bell dings.]
Why don't you try some breathing exercises? I don't have time to breathe.
[straining.]
I can't waste a second.
[frustrated yell.]
Need some help there? No.
I am a strong, independent warrior princess.
At the very least, you should give your mom a call.
Someone has to fill her in.
No, no, no, you cannot call my mother.
She'd kill me if she found out about this.
Ludo stole my book.
He he took Glossaryck.
I made this mess.
And I'm gonna be the one who cleans it up.
"And so, Brave Sir Croakian banished the wicked Mewmans from the land.
From that day on, the monsters had all the corn they could eat.
" I told you your backpack was too heavy.
Buff Frog, I need to know where Ludo's hiding.
I think he's planning something big.
Yes, I know.
Did you not get my letters? Letters? You mean these? I thought the babies were sending us fan art.
Seriously.
Who writes warning notes in crayon? Oh, so I not go to school for learn fancy handwriting.
Sorry.
I make this map when I infiltrate Ludo's lair.
I mark secret entrance here.
Thank you, Buff Frog.
This is exactly what we need.
[sheepish chuckle.]
Uh, double thank you.
You do not need big pack.
- Hey! - Only need wand.
[wind whistling.]
[music.]
Hmm.
Huh.
Huh? Heh.
Cupcake Blast! Tiara Tornado! Stardust Daisy Devastation! [all groaning.]
- Where's Ludo? - Ludo? Don't you play dumb with me.
I know he's here.
Hey, guys, I know it's lame, but we gotta make a chore chart or something.
This shower is grody.
Oh, no.
- Violence.
- Okay.
What is going on here? We're not fighting monsters.
We're alternative monsters.
Then what's up with all the weapons? We found them here when we moved in.
They're perfect for tearing fashionable holes in clothes.
You're one of us now, dude.
This place really is abandoned.
[groans.]
This was all a waste of time.
Poor Glossaryck.
Who knows what horrible things Ludo's doing to him? Well, you tried.
And now we can both agree it's time to call your mom For the last time, Marco, we're not calling my mom! Whoa, hey, calm down.
You're not seeing the situation clearly.
"Seeing clearly?" That's it.
[gasps.]
I'll use the spying spell.
Since when do you know a spying spell? Uh since I learned it? A while ago.
You weren't there.
And I need to do it alone.
No distractions.
Nice jeans, dude.
Can I dye them for you? Hard pass.
I summon the all-seeing eye to tear a hole to let me spy.
Or was it "in the sky"? [grunts.]
Ow.
Well, that wasn't it.
Ahem.
I summon the all-seeing eye.
[yells.]
Eww.
I summon the all-seeing eye to tear a hole into the sky.
Reveal to me that which is hidden.
Unveil to me what is forbidden.
What? Oh, not you.
Ew! No, no, no, no, no.
[gasps.]
Janna.
You scoundrel.
No! No! Ugh.
Definitely no.
- Marco! - Sorry.
Concentrate.
Concentrate on Glossaryck.
[moaning.]
Glossaryck! Don't worry.
I'm coming to rescue you.
[moaning continues.]
Wait.
Is that pudding? A whole tub of pudding.
- Where are you? - In flavor heaven.
No, physically, where are you? On the ground.
No, but where are you in the universe? Oh.
Right.
I'm in a cave on the ground.
Glossaryck, come on! The spying spell doesn't work that way.
[music.]
Hm.
I have never seen that before.
- Grab my hand.
- Oh.
No can do.
Sorry.
I belong to the book, and the book belongs to Ludo now.
Ludo stole you.
Well, that's out of my hands.
Come on, Glossaryck.
I can almost reach you.
- Come on.
- Yes, you are surprisingly close.
Glossaryck, don't you wanna come with me? I thought we were friends.
Friends? Well, that's such a simple concept.
Glossaryck, come on.
My mom is gonna ground me for, like, a thousand years.
Yes, probably, but you'll be fine.
Or not.
Anyway, your spell is collapsing.
But I need you.
Maybe this is what you need.
- Glossaryck.
- Star! Are you okay? Yeah, my hand's fine.
That's not what I meant.
Well, Glossaryck is no longer on the team.
I never really saw Glossaryck as a "team player" anyway.
Oh, my gosh.
It is her! We just realized you're Star Butterfly.
We're your biggest fans.
Um, I think you're confused.
Monsters hate me.
Well, sure, it's not popular to like you, but we're not about that.
Yeah! You're the rebel princess.
Rebel princess? Yeah.
You do things your own way.
- Like us.
- Please, shoot us with a spell.
Rip some awesome holes in our jeans, something.
Um, I guess I could cast something.
How about Super Strawberry Shake Quake? [laughing.]
Wow! That is awesome! Look at this sweet rip.
Let's go show the guys.
Dude, I can't believe we met Star Butterfly! So, what now? Now I call Mom.
So that's pretty much it.
Oh, no, this is really bad, huh? I messed up.
I really messed this one up.
I am so sorry, Mommy and Daddy.
Sweetie, it's it's okay.
But the book of spells, our family history, is all gone.
Don't worry.
It's just a book, and a little magic man.
What matters is you're safe.
But isn't there anything I can do? Don't do anything.
We'll handle this.
- You just sit tight.
- Good night, sweetie.
Whoa.
That went way better than I expected.
Uh, yeah I guess so.
You know, you should just take your parents' advice - and sit tight.
- Right.
Good night.
[door closes.]
Rebel princess doesn't sit tight.
Rebel princess does things her own way.
Mega Narwhal Blast! Oh.
Mega Narwhal Blast.
Chapter one: Mega Narwhal Blast.
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something 'Cause I've been through outer space I think it suits me, it's just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I could call this place home
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another, woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [Star straining.]
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
[crashing.]
Right You know what, Jackie? Can I call you back? Look, Star, this is a stressful situation, I get that.
But would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're going kinda overboard.
I mean, do you really need to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y, bubbly tea thingy? [typewriter bell dings.]
Why don't you try some breathing exercises? I don't have time to breathe.
[straining.]
I can't waste a second.
[frustrated yell.]
Need some help there? No.
I am a strong, independent warrior princess.
At the very least, you should give your mom a call.
Someone has to fill her in.
No, no, no, you cannot call my mother.
She'd kill me if she found out about this.
Ludo stole my book.
He he took Glossaryck.
I made this mess.
And I'm gonna be the one who cleans it up.
"And so, Brave Sir Croakian banished the wicked Mewmans from the land.
From that day on, the monsters had all the corn they could eat.
" I told you your backpack was too heavy.
Buff Frog, I need to know where Ludo's hiding.
I think he's planning something big.
Yes, I know.
Did you not get my letters? Letters? You mean these? I thought the babies were sending us fan art.
Seriously.
Who writes warning notes in crayon? Oh, so I not go to school for learn fancy handwriting.
Sorry.
I make this map when I infiltrate Ludo's lair.
I mark secret entrance here.
Thank you, Buff Frog.
This is exactly what we need.
[sheepish chuckle.]
Uh, double thank you.
You do not need big pack.
- Hey! - Only need wand.
[wind whistling.]
[music.]
Hmm.
Huh.
Huh? Heh.
Cupcake Blast! Tiara Tornado! Stardust Daisy Devastation! [all groaning.]
- Where's Ludo? - Ludo? Don't you play dumb with me.
I know he's here.
Hey, guys, I know it's lame, but we gotta make a chore chart or something.
This shower is grody.
Oh, no.
- Violence.
- Okay.
What is going on here? We're not fighting monsters.
We're alternative monsters.
Then what's up with all the weapons? We found them here when we moved in.
They're perfect for tearing fashionable holes in clothes.
You're one of us now, dude.
This place really is abandoned.
[groans.]
This was all a waste of time.
Poor Glossaryck.
Who knows what horrible things Ludo's doing to him? Well, you tried.
And now we can both agree it's time to call your mom For the last time, Marco, we're not calling my mom! Whoa, hey, calm down.
You're not seeing the situation clearly.
"Seeing clearly?" That's it.
[gasps.]
I'll use the spying spell.
Since when do you know a spying spell? Uh since I learned it? A while ago.
You weren't there.
And I need to do it alone.
No distractions.
Nice jeans, dude.
Can I dye them for you? Hard pass.
I summon the all-seeing eye to tear a hole to let me spy.
Or was it "in the sky"? [grunts.]
Ow.
Well, that wasn't it.
Ahem.
I summon the all-seeing eye.
[yells.]
Eww.
I summon the all-seeing eye to tear a hole into the sky.
Reveal to me that which is hidden.
Unveil to me what is forbidden.
What? Oh, not you.
Ew! No, no, no, no, no.
[gasps.]
Janna.
You scoundrel.
No! No! Ugh.
Definitely no.
- Marco! - Sorry.
Concentrate.
Concentrate on Glossaryck.
[moaning.]
Glossaryck! Don't worry.
I'm coming to rescue you.
[moaning continues.]
Wait.
Is that pudding? A whole tub of pudding.
- Where are you? - In flavor heaven.
No, physically, where are you? On the ground.
No, but where are you in the universe? Oh.
Right.
I'm in a cave on the ground.
Glossaryck, come on! The spying spell doesn't work that way.
[music.]
Hm.
I have never seen that before.
- Grab my hand.
- Oh.
No can do.
Sorry.
I belong to the book, and the book belongs to Ludo now.
Ludo stole you.
Well, that's out of my hands.
Come on, Glossaryck.
I can almost reach you.
- Come on.
- Yes, you are surprisingly close.
Glossaryck, don't you wanna come with me? I thought we were friends.
Friends? Well, that's such a simple concept.
Glossaryck, come on.
My mom is gonna ground me for, like, a thousand years.
Yes, probably, but you'll be fine.
Or not.
Anyway, your spell is collapsing.
But I need you.
Maybe this is what you need.
- Glossaryck.
- Star! Are you okay? Yeah, my hand's fine.
That's not what I meant.
Well, Glossaryck is no longer on the team.
I never really saw Glossaryck as a "team player" anyway.
Oh, my gosh.
It is her! We just realized you're Star Butterfly.
We're your biggest fans.
Um, I think you're confused.
Monsters hate me.
Well, sure, it's not popular to like you, but we're not about that.
Yeah! You're the rebel princess.
Rebel princess? Yeah.
You do things your own way.
- Like us.
- Please, shoot us with a spell.
Rip some awesome holes in our jeans, something.
Um, I guess I could cast something.
How about Super Strawberry Shake Quake? [laughing.]
Wow! That is awesome! Look at this sweet rip.
Let's go show the guys.
Dude, I can't believe we met Star Butterfly! So, what now? Now I call Mom.
So that's pretty much it.
Oh, no, this is really bad, huh? I messed up.
I really messed this one up.
I am so sorry, Mommy and Daddy.
Sweetie, it's it's okay.
But the book of spells, our family history, is all gone.
Don't worry.
It's just a book, and a little magic man.
What matters is you're safe.
But isn't there anything I can do? Don't do anything.
We'll handle this.
- You just sit tight.
- Good night, sweetie.
Whoa.
That went way better than I expected.
Uh, yeah I guess so.
You know, you should just take your parents' advice - and sit tight.
- Right.
Good night.
[door closes.]
Rebel princess doesn't sit tight.
Rebel princess does things her own way.
Mega Narwhal Blast! Oh.
Mega Narwhal Blast.
Chapter one: Mega Narwhal Blast.
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something 'Cause I've been through outer space I think it suits me, it's just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I could call this place home