Where's Wally (2020) s02e15 Episode Script

1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
# Oh-wee-oh
# Oh-wee-oh
# Where do you go?
Where do you go, Wally?
# Oh-wee-oh
# I search the world for you
# Take a trip all around the world
# Take a trip all around the world
# Catch a ride to the moon
# Ride the waves at the beach
# Jump in
Discover something new
# Oh-wee-oh
# Oh-wee-oh
# Anywhere you go I'll find you
# Oh-whoa-oh
# Where do you go?
Where do you go?
# Where's Wally? #
(SOFT, CALMING MUSIC)
(ELECTRIC GUITAR BLARES)
(FRITZ MOANING)
(FRITZ MOANING)
Not bad, huh, Fritz?
(RELUCTANT MUMBLES)
(RELUCTANT MUMBLES)
Uh, what are you talking about?
I'm great at playing the guitar!
(SCREECHES)
Whoa!
Will you stop messing around, Fritz?
Will you stop messing around, Fritz?
If I'm going to win
the "Battle of the Bands" tomorrow,
I need to keep practicing.
(DRUMS PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
Huh?Hmm? Another band?!
(DRUMS PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
Huh?Hmm? Another band?!
Uh-ha. Well, whoever they are,
they're still not as good as me.
Right, Fritz?
Uh, well
No. no. (CHUCKLES)
Of course not.
No. no. (CHUCKLES)
Of course not.
That's what I thought.
But we should probably
have a look anyway.
It might be good to see
who we're going to beat.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Wanderers!
(HUMS TO MUSIC)
(GROWLS)
(HUMS TO MUSIC)
(GROWLS)
(PLAYING THEME SONG)
(PLAYS BASS WITH BEARD)
Go, Mr Wumples!
Wonders!
Magnificent job, young Wanderers!
Wonders!
Magnificent job, young Wanderers!
Yeah. We really sounded great!
This Battle of the Bands is going
to be so much fun tomorrow.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
It's a WanderPost!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
It's a WanderPost!
Who's it from, Wenda?
Wizard Melodia.
Ah, yes, Wizard Melodia!
You know, young Wanderers,
Wizard Melodia is responsible for
You know, young Wanderers,
Wizard Melodia is responsible for
the rising and setting
of the blue moon.
Wow. But how does she do that,
Wizard Whitebeard?
With a very special magic key,
Wenda.
With a very special magic key,
Wenda.
The Guitar Key.
(ELECTRIC GUITAR)
(CHUCKLES)
Did you hear that, Fritz?
A magic guitar key!
A magic guitar key!
If I had that then
I would definitely win
the Battle of the Bands tomorrow.
Mmm, maybe.
Uh, what was that, Fritz?
Uh, what was that, Fritz?
Uh, I mean uh- Definitely.
He-he-he.
Every two-and-a-half years,
Wizard Melodia welcomes
the blue moon
by playing her special song.
the blue moon
by playing her special song.
Wow. But where is Wizard Melodia,
Wizard Whitebeard?
For the answer to that, Wally,
let us jam on over to
For the answer to that, Wally,
let us jam on over to
The WanderGlobe!
# By striped staff
And white of beard
# I summon magic,
Wild and weird
# I summon magic,
Wild and weird
# Spin o'magic globe to show
# Where these Wanderers will go #
Argentina!
Argentina!
And the capital city
of Buenos Aires!
Argentina is known for
its beautiful guitar music.
Argentinean cowboys, called gauchos,
and of course, Tango dancing!
Argentinean cowboys, called gauchos,
and of course, Tango dancing!
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Sounds like the perfect place
to watch the blue moon rise.
And we'll still have plenty of time
And we'll still have plenty of time
to get back for tomorrow's
Battle of the Bands.
Well then
Ready?
Set.
ALL: Wander!!
ALL: Wander!!
Well, Fritz, it looks like we're
taking the band on the road
to get me a magic Guitar Key.
Wha-ho!
Wha-ho!
Well, everyone, say "good afternoon"
or "buenas tardes" to Argentina.
BOTH: Buenas tardes, Argentina.
BOTH: Buenas tardes, Argentina.
Wonders! Just look at all of these
musicians and tango dancers.
Wow. Have you ever seen anything
like this, Wally?
Wow. Have you ever seen anything
like this, Wally?
Wally?
Where's Wally?
Over here, everyone!
This is Claudia.
This is Claudia.
She's a tango dancer.
Ha!
Hola!
Hola! I'm Wenda.
Hola. I am Wizard Whitebeard.
I guess it doesn't
take two to tango.
I guess it doesn't
take two to tango.
Your tango dancing is amazing.
Why thank you, Wenda.
Tango is a big part
of our culture.
Different countries have
different styles of tango,
Different countries have
different styles of tango,
but the Tango Argentino
is what started it all.
(LAUGHS)
Ugh. There you are, Fritz.
We need to keep
an eye on those Wanderers
so they can lead us straight
to that guitar key,
so they can lead us straight
to that guitar key,
then we can get it and win
the Battle of the Bands.
Fritz, are you listening?
Huh? Ooh.
(HUMMING)
We were all planning to tango
We were all planning to tango
under the light
of the blue moon tonight.
You should come.
It's going to be
absolutely esplendido.
(GASP) Wow.
That does sound like fun.
(GASP) Wow.
That does sound like fun.
We'd love to, Claudia.
But first,
we have to visit a friend.
Well then, Hasta luego!
See you later, Wally,
Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard.
See you later, Wally,
Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard.
Hasta luego, Claudia.
To Wizard Melodia's!
They're on the move, Fritz.
They're on the move, Fritz.
Which house is Wizard Melodia's,
Wizard Whitebeard?
I can't remember the address, Wally.
But I'll know it when I see it.
I can't remember the address, Wally.
But I'll know it when I see it.
(CHUCKLES) Oh! Ah-ha!
I think this is the one.
But I'm not completely sure.
But I'm not completely sure.
I think you're probably right,
Wizard Whitebeard.
MELODIA: Ooh! Whitebeard!
Wanderers!
(TWINKLING)
(TWINKLING)
ALL: Wizard Melodia!
Come on up!
So this uh, this is your house then?
So this uh, this is your house then?
Wow. Just look at this view.
You can see all of Buenos Aires.
Ah-ha, yes.
There is no place more perfect to
view a blue moon, young Wanderers.
There is no place more perfect to
view a blue moon, young Wanderers.
And look what I made
for tonight's show - Alfajores!
And look what I made
for tonight's show - Alfajores!
They're a cookie sandwich
filled with sweet dulce de leche.
Mmmm, it's an Argentine favourite.
Mmm. Delicious.
Mmm. Delicious.
Yes, Melodia.
My compliments to the chef.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, I'm so glad
you all could come.
Oh, I'm so glad
you all could come.
The blue moon rising
is very special to me.
As you know,
blue moons only come around once
every two-and-a-half years.
blue moons only come around once
every two-and-a-half years.
And no city looks
more beautiful than
Buenos Aires in the moonlight
of the blue moon.
Thank you for inviting us,
Wizard Melodia.
My pleasure, Wally.
My pleasure, Wally.
Now let me get the Guitar Key.
It's nearly time to put the sun
to bed and awaken the moon!
OK, Fritz, now to get that guitar
key and win the Battle of the Bands.
(FRITZ SQUEAKS)
(WHISPERS) Quiet, Fritz-
(STIFLES SCREAM)
(STIFLES SCREAM)
Whoa!
That's the biggest key
I've ever seen.
This Magic Key was passed down to me
when I was about your age.
This Magic Key was passed down to me
when I was about your age.
And it took me many moons
to learn how to play it properly.
And it took me many moons
to learn how to play it properly.
(TENSE MUSIC)
Huh? What's the matter, beard?
Ha. Silly old thing.
Ha. Silly old thing.
OK, everyone, it's time.
(TWINKLING)
(TANGO MUSIC)
(TWINKLING)
(TANGO MUSIC)
Whoa!
Look at that.
Whoa! Look at that, Fritz.
Whoa! Look at that, Fritz.
Good night, Sun.
And hello, Moon.
(CHUCKLES) Aw,
that tune gets me every time.
(CHUCKLES) Aw,
that tune gets me every time.
Welcome back, La luna.
Mmmm, it has been a little while.
(CHUCKLES)
Now's our chance, Fritz.
Now's our chance, Fritz.
That song was really beautiful,
Wizard Melodia.
Can you play another?
Of course.
Why don't we go inside
and sit by the fire
Why don't we go inside
and sit by the fire
and I'll play you a tune I learned
as a young Wanderer in-
(GASPS) Guitar Picks!
What is it, Wizard Melodia?
The Guitar Key, it's gone?!?
What is it, Wizard Melodia?
The Guitar Key, it's gone?!?
See you at the Battle
of the Bands, Wanderers!
Odlulu has the Guitar Key?
Oh, no, Wanderers.
Oh, no, Wanderers.
If I don't have my Guitar Key,
I cannot play the moon to sleep.
Which means the sun will never
rise over Argentina again.
Which means the sun will never
rise over Argentina again.
Just look at this Guitar Key, Fritz.
There's no way I can lose
the Battle of the Bands now.
There's no way I can lose
the Battle of the Bands now.
Um, heh. Are you sure?
Of course I'm sure. Watch this.
(SCREECHING SOUND ECHOES)
(CATS SQUAWK)
(SCREECHING SOUND ECHOES)
(CATS SQUAWK)
Huh?! Why doesn't it sound like
when she played it?
Que es esto?
This is terrible sound!
Que es esto?
This is terrible sound!
I can't hear myself think!
Tell your cat to quiet down!
He's not a cat! He's a ferret!
He's not a cat! He's a ferret!
C'mon, key, play better!
We're never going to win
the Battle of the Bands like this.
She's been in there
for quite a while.
She's been in there
for quite a while.
And it's very quiet.
She must really be upset.
(TANGO MUSIC)
Wonders!
Wonders!
So, are you ready to get
my Guitar Key back, Wanderers?
ALL: Yes we are!
Good. Now which direction
was Odlulu heading?
Good. Now which direction
was Odlulu heading?
(SCREECHY SOUND ECHOES)
Wonders!
Is that an elephant
with a head cold?!
No, no. It's the Guitar Key.
But it didn't sound that way when
you played it, Wizard Melodia.
But it didn't sound that way when
you played it, Wizard Melodia.
Like I said before, Wenda,
it took me many moons
to learn how to play it properly.
Not just anyone can play it.
to learn how to play it properly.
Not just anyone can play it.
(LOUD SCREECH)
Ah, you can say that again.
It sounds like it's coming from
that direction, Wizard Melodia.
We need to get it back before Odlulu
causes some serious problems.
We need to get it back before Odlulu
causes some serious problems.
She doesn't understand
the power she's playing with.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey Fritz, a fellow guitarist.
Mind if I practice with you for
a little bit?
Mind if I practice with you for
a little bit?
Sure. And nice guitar.
Thanks. It's just a little something
I picked up.
(PLEASANT GUITAR)
(AWFUL SOUND)
Hey, I'm just warming up!
Huh?
(HUMMING)
She must be that way!
Fritz! Where are you going?
Ugh, dancing ferrets
Odlulu, wait!
Aaah!
No one's going to stop me from
winning Battle of the Bands.
No one's going to stop me from
winning Battle of the Bands.
Not even them.
(FRITZ HUMMING THE TANGO)
Ah!
Look at that cat tango!
Look at that cat tango!
I've never seen anything like it.
(GIGGLES)
Where did you learn those moves?
You're a natural!
How would you like
to join our dance troupe?
How would you like
to join our dance troupe?
We could really use a tango cat.
(STAMMERS) Tango cat?
I believe he said yes.
Huh?
Ha! Great!
Huh?
Ha! Great!
Then Tango Cat will be the star
of our big dance number!
Ya-ha-ha!
WENDA: Odlulu!
WENDA: Odlulu!
She's heading into
the underground metro.
We have to stop her before she gets
on a train!
Yellow and black stripes ahead!
I'm on it!
Wait! Odlulu!
Wizard Melodia needs
the Guitar Key or-
Wizard Melodia needs
the Guitar Key or-
Bye-Bye, Wanderers!
Wonders! We just missed her!
She's on her way out of the city
and all we can do is wait for
the next train, Wanderers.
and all we can do is wait for
the next train, Wanderers.
(SIGHS)
I hope we won't be too late.
(PASSENGERS MOANING)
You're welcome for the free show!
Hey. This is the perfect place
to practice for Battle of the Bands.
At least I know the cows
will appreciate my music!
Hello, Argentina!
Hello, Argentina!
Are you ready to rock?!
(MOOING)
I'll take that as a yes.
I'll take that as a yes.
(LOUD, TERRIBLE SOUNDS)
(GROANS AND MOOS)
Hey, cows!
Stop making so much noise.
I can't hear myself play!
Ah, just forget it!
Everyone's a critic.
Ah, just forget it!
Everyone's a critic.
This is definitely
where her train stopped.
But no sign of Odlulu.
But no sign of Odlulu.
Huh? But get a load of those cows.
(FRIGHTENED MOOING)
(NEIGHING)
Wenda, look, it's a real gaucho!
An Argentine cowboy!
Hola. My name is Martin.
Hola. My name is Martin.
Hola, Martin. I'm Wally.
And we were wondering
if you might have seen
a girl in yellow and black stripes.
Yes!
She upset my cows
with her terrible guitar playing.
She upset my cows
with her terrible guitar playing.
She sounded like an elephant
with a head cold.
That's what I said!
(MOOING)
(MOOING)
Estampida!
Uh, Wizard Melodia, in Spanish does
"Estampida" mean-
Stampede!
Oh, that's what I thought.
Stampede!
Oh, that's what I thought.
Hyah! Ha-ha!
We have to help Martin
round up his cows.
Hold on to your stripes, I'm on it.
Hold on to your stripes, I'm on it.
And we're right behind you!
Hop on, Wizard Whitebeard.
Oh, I do love a ride in the country.
Wa-ha-ha-ha! That's fast!
(SCREAMS)
Wa-ha-ha-ha! That's fast!
(SCREAMS)
(MOOING)
Wenda, you corral
the cows to the right,
Wenda, you corral
the cows to the right,
I'll get the ones on the left!
(HORSE NEIGHS)
Hold on, Whitebeard.
I see a shortcut!
All I see is a fence!
All I see is a fence!
Wonders!
Hee-ya!
OK, OK, calm down now, cows.
OK, OK, calm down now, cows.
I have these under control, Martin!
(CALF BLEATING)
Oh no! A calf fell in the river!
Oh no! A calf fell in the river!
(MOOS)
BOTH: We're on it!
Go Wizards!
Wizards?
Eh, it's a long story.
A little closer, Melodia
a little closer, and
beards away!
Ha-ha! I got it!
Bla-ha-ha! I don't got it!
Bla-ha-ha! I don't got it!
Oh! Oh, don't got it at all!
Oh-ho, I should have
packed my swimmies!
Oh no, Wally! Wally?
Where's Wally?
Where's Wally?
Over here, Wenda!
It's time for the Wally baby cow
and wizard rescue-anator!
Whoa-wha-ho!
Get ready, Wizard Whitebeard
and baby cow.
One, two three!
One, two three!
Oh!
Gotcha!
(CALF BLEATS)
(MOOS)
Thank you, new friends
and, uh, wizards
Thank you, new friends
and, uh, wizards
for all your help.
You're welcome, Martin.
And thank you, Wally,
for rescuing me.
Although I've always
enjoyed swimming with cows.
Although I've always
enjoyed swimming with cows.
(COW MOOS)
OK, now we have to find Odlulu
and get my Guitar Key back.
I think she went-
I think she went-
(LOUD GUITAR RIFF ECHOES
IN THE DISTANCE)
ALL: That way?
Si.
She's gone back to Buenos Aires.
Then it's back to Buenos Aires!
Now that I lost those Wanderers,
I can find Fritz and head back home
Now that I lost those Wanderers,
I can find Fritz and head back home
for the Battle of the Bands.
He has to be in
this square somewhere.
Frii-itz! Fritz!
Frii-itz! Fritz!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Now where did that ferret go?
Ladies and gentlemen
of Buenos Aires,
I give you Tango Cat!
I give you Tango Cat!
Fritz?
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYS)
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYS)
What's going on here?
Two words: Tango Cat.
(EMPHATIC STRUMS)
Two words: Tango Cat.
(EMPHATIC STRUMS)
He's not a Tango Cat, he's a Tango-
Huh. You're pretty good at that.
I didn't know
you were supposed to move
I didn't know
you were supposed to move
your fingers on the strings.
Maybe that's my problem.
(PLAYS NOTE)
Ha! Not too bad, right Guitar guy?
Ha! Not too bad, right Guitar guy?
Now it's time for my solo!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
Uh this isn't good.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Odlulu is playing
the Guitar Key all wrong.
Oh-ho, Wonders!
Argentina doesn't know whether to
rise and shine or go nighty-night!
Argentina doesn't know whether to
rise and shine or go nighty-night!
(STAMMERS) Cock-a-doodle-huh?
But how can we get
through all of these
twirly-whirly tango dancers
to get to her, Wally?
Wally?
W- W- huh-ha! Where's Wally?
W- W- huh-ha! Where's Wally?
Over here everyone!
I have an idea.
Oh. Tango Cat?
He's not a cat, he's a ferret.
It's a long story.
He's not a cat, he's a ferret.
It's a long story.
We need to get
through those dancers
to get to Odlulu, right?
So why not let
Fritz dance us through?
Great idea, Wally!
Great idea, Wally!
The old "follow the dancing ferret"
move never fails.
Fritz, er, I mean, Tango Cat,
do your thing.
Fritz, er, I mean, Tango Cat,
do your thing.
(GIGGLES)
OK, Wanderers
OK, Wanderers
It's time to put on
our dancing shoes.
(TANGO MUSIC)
We still have more dancers
to get through, but how?
Huh? Tango Cat!
Huh? Tango Cat!
Tango Cat!
Tango Cat!
Odlulu! You have to stop!
Why? Clearly I'm the best guitar
player in Argentina!
And just wait until tomorrow
at the Battle of the Bands.
And just wait until tomorrow
at the Battle of the Bands.
I'm gonna crush it! Huh?
What's going on here?
ALL: Odlulu!
Fine. You can have
your Guitar Key back.
(GASP) Guitar Picks!
A string is broken!
A string is broken!
Wonders!
Oops.
Look at the time! It's sunrise!
(SIGHS)
Looks like the sun will never rise
over Argentina again, Wanderers.
Looks like the sun will never rise
over Argentina again, Wanderers.
If only we had a long string!
That's it!
Wizard Whitebeard,
we need your longest beard hair!
Wizard Whitebeard,
we need your longest beard hair!
Wonders! Of course!
Ow! (WHIMPERS)
(MELODIOUS STRUMMING)
(MELODIOUS STRUMMING)
Goodbye, old friend.
See you in another
two-and-a-half years.
(CROWD CHEERS)
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
For our next song we need a little
help from someone in the audience.
For our next song we need a little
help from someone in the audience.
Odlulu can you join us up here?
(CHUCKLES) You mean it?
Yep. We need someone to play
triangle on the next song.
Yep. We need someone to play
triangle on the next song.
And don't forget
to bring the Tango Cat!
Ha-ha-ha!
(FRITZ HUMMING THEME SONG)
(FRITZ HUMMING THEME SONG)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk