Erky Perky (2006) s02e16 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Ah-choo!
- Can you please be quiet.
If Mad Margaret catches
us we'll be burying
each other with these seeds.
- No!
Buried alive!
The dirt!
My allergies!
- Here we go.
- Ah- choo!
- What part of be quiet
did you not understand?
The be or the quiet?!
These seeds aren't just
one quick and tasty snack.
- We plant 'em, they grow.
- And we eat forever.
But if Mad Margaret gets them?
- [Both] We starve.
- Ah-choo!
- There.
- Ah-choo!
- Better hide your stuff boys,
Mad Margaret's hot on my heels.
- Oh, so it's your turn, is it?
- She's cleaning me out.
I'm hiding things
all over Kitchen.
- Well, this is as
good a place as any.
- Ah-choo!
- You want us all to get caught?
What's wrong with you?
- Ah-choo!
- I'm out of here.
You haven't seen me.
Capiche?
- One more sneeze
and I'm bugabooing you.
- Ah-choo!
- That does it, you're
getting bugabooed.
- You'll turn me into a zombie!
- No, I won't.
You just stand like this.
Now slowly spin in a
circle with your eyes closed
and say, "What makes you
happy makes me happy."
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- I don't think I can
do this Margaret.
- Stop moaning Cecil.
- Oh oh, I'm going down.
- Oh dear.
(crashing)
What a mess!
- Just a little one.
- Get those two
softheads to help you.
- Erky, Perky, give me a hand.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- Hey!
Knock it off!
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- Oh, I think they're
in some kind of trance.
- This could be fun.
Tell them to do something.
- Mmmm, let me think
Ooh, I know!
You are bees
pollinating flowers.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
(buzzing)
- Stop!!
Go to Frenzel's
and take everything you find,
and I mean
everything, up to my lair.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
(eerie music)
- Be gone!
Be gone!
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- Shoo!
Shoo!
- What?
- Mad Margaret's lair?
What are we doing here?
- Weren't we just
hiding our seeds?
- [Both] Our seeds!
- Here they are.
Our future is secure.
- Ah-choo!
- That does it, you're
getting bugabooed.
- You're going to
turn me into a zombie!
- No, I won't.
Just stand like this.
Now slowly spin in a circle.
(panting)
- You'll never find
that, Mad Margaret!
- Oh, Frenzel,
you're so predictable!
- I'll see where he's
going next, Margaret!
- I love this game!
- Erky, Perky, have
you seen my fat scraps?
- Was it fat scraps?
It must have been seeds?
Come on, you youngins!
Carry those seeds
back to my place.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- I'll tell you what'd make
me happy, a foot massage.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- Now I'm real happy!
Reminds me of the happy
happy time in '82 when
I came across a slimy fish head.
- Margaret!
- Moldy Van Oldy, are
those seeds Frenzel's?
- Seeds?
What seeds?
- Grab 'em, Cecil.
(burping)
- I remember what I
did with my fat scraps!
I ate them!
(yelling)
- Weren't you saying something?
- I was saying this
is a really good spot
for hiding our seeds.
Ahhh!
They're gone!
- How can that be?
We were standing
here the whole time!
Ah-choo!
- Those seeds were our future!
I want my future back!
- This is so scary.
I could've sworn our
seeds were right there.
Ah Ah Choooo!
- That's it, you're
getting bugabooed.
- You're going to
turn me into a zombie!
- No, I won't Just
stand like this.
- Just got to find
one more hiding place
and I've got all
my best stuff hid.
Remember, you've seen nothing.
I wasn't here.
- Margaret!
- Hands up, Frenzel!
- Never!
- Then it looks
like I'll have to
(nails scratching)
Seize it, Cecil!
- Noooooo!
- We've scored some
good loot today, Cecil.
Time for my beauty sleep!
- I'll make you pay for
this, you creepy-crawly,
just see if I don't!
A fat lot of help you two were.
And you can wipe those
stupid grins off your faces!
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- Are you making fun of me?
Aw, go tap dance
like a stinkbug!
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- You must both be bugabooed.
I order you two to go to
up Mad Margaret's lair,
get all my stuff, no,
get everything in sight
and take it back to my place.
- [Both] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- You do that and you'll make
me a very happy bug indeed!
(snoring)
The last of Mad
Margaret's things!
Nobody but nobody gets
between Frenzel and his stuff.
Thanks a heap.
I almost owe you.
- What?
Now where are we?
- And what's this?
- [Both] Ahhhh!
- How did we get our seeds back?
- Today's our lucky day!
- What a great day!
I not only get all my stuff
back but I get all hers too!
Chalk one up to Frenzel.
I'm whacked.
(screaming)
- Incoming!
- Erky!
I stopped sneezing and I
never had to be bugabooed!
- Ah, Bugabooing
probably doesn't even work.
Are you hungry?
- Oh, Starving.
And sore too.
I feel like I've been
moving furniture.
- Seed?
- Aren't we supposed
to plant these
so they grow in the future?
- [Erky] I always
say, the future is now.
- [Perky] What makes you
happy makes me happy.
- [Erky] And what makes
me happy makes me happy.
(laughing)
(upbeat quirky music)