Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e16 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
DR. CLAW, I THINK YOU'LL
BE HAPPY WITH MY LATES
PIECE OF WORK.
MY DEVOTED
ASSISTANT WILL SHOW YOU.
MONOTONE!
THE CHART!!
UH, THIS IS GADGET'S FAMILY
TREE.
BEAUTIFUL TREE.
VERY RARE, UH, VERY RARE.
DR. CLAW:
IT'S DISGUSTING!
YEOOW!
BUT DR. CLAW, THIS IS A
NEW WAY TO ELIMINATE GADGET!
YES YES YES.
MONOTONE!!
THE CHART!!
YES, YES, YES.
YES, THIS IS
GADGET'S FAMILY TREE,
BEAUTIFUL TREE.
UM, VERY RARE,
VERY RARE.
IF WE COULD ELIMINATE
GADGET'S ANCESTORS,
GADGET WILL NEVER COME
TO BE. WE WILL CONTROL
THE FUTURE BY
CHANGING THE PAST!
BUT YOUR QUESTION WILL BE,
HOW TO TRAVEL INTO THE PAST?
LET ME DEMONSTRATE.
(SNORE)
I HAVE CREATED
A TIME MACHINE.
VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY
RARE. (SNORES)
I WILL NOW TAKE A LITTLE WALK!
WONDERFUL!!
I'M BACK.
DR CLAW:
AND?
THIS IS HENRY THE
VIII'S WEDDING RING!
I COULD HAVE ANYTHING, GADGET.
AN ARMY OF
WARRIORS FROM THE PAST.
DINOSAURS!
DINOSAURS?
AN ARMY OF DINOSAURS!!
FIRST I'll CRUSH
THE FIRST GADGET!
THEN I'll CRUSH METRO CITY!
DO IT! NOW!
YES SIR!!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BRAIN.
MAMMOTHS HAVE BEEN DEAD
FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS.
GADGET:
PENNY! BRAIN!
I CAN MAKE THIS AIRPLANE
FLY WITH MY GADGET COPTER!
HEY!
GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!
WAHHHHH!!!
(RINGING)
WOWSERS!
THE TOP SECRET GADGET PHONE!
STOP! UNCLE GADGET!
AHHH!!
YOU'RE WHERE?
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.
YOU OUGHT TO GET SOME
CARPETING FOR THESE HARD
FLOORS!
(SNIFFING)
NO! BRAIN!
I'll STAY WITH THE GUARD, BRAIN.
YOU FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET AND
FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
CHIEF! WHERE ARE YOU!
IN HERE, GADGET.
HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
"MAD" HAS GONE BACK IN TIME.
SUSPECT AGENTS BRINGING BACK
DINOSAURS TO RULE METRO CITY.
SEE PROFESSOR VON
SLICKSTEIN AT POLICE LAB.
CAUTION: THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
WHOA!
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
(EXPLOSION)
GADGET!
WE'VE LANDED IN
THE MESOZOIC ERA.
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GE
THE BRONTOSAURS OUT OF THE
SWAMP.
FORTUNATELY, WE BROUGH
LOTS OF CARROTS ALONG.
GET ON WITH IT!
BUT FIRST, ELIMINATE
GADGET'S ANCESTOR.
I HAVE REPRODUCED
THE H.G. WELLS
TIME MACHINE, AS YOU CAN SEE.
A TIME MACHINE?
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CLOCK!
YOU MEAN WE CAN GO BACK IN
TIME AND SEE REAL DINOSAURS?
ABSOLUTELY, WITH
GREATEST OF EASE.
WE COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME.
WOWSERS!
TRAVELING IN TIME!
LET'S GO!
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY,
AND WHEN DUTY CALLS,
I ANSWER!
THIS IS THE RESTORE BUTTON.
WHEN YOU PUSH IT EVERYTHING
WITHIN ONE BLOCK OF THE
MACHINE IS RESTORED TO
ITS NORMAL TIME PERIOD.
DINOSAURS ARE
WAITING FOR US, PENNY!
LET'S GO!!
GREAT!! WE'RE GOING, TOO!
COME ON BRAIN, THIS WILL BE A
GREAT EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE!
BRAIN:
ROOO!! (NO WAY)
COME ON BRAIN.
YOU'LL BE SAFE WITH ME!
ROOO!!
I'll MISS YOU IF YOU DON'T COME.
NOW, THIS IS THE LEVER THA
MOVES THE MACHINE BACK AND
FORTH IN TIME.
NOT YET!
IT HASN'T BEEN CALIBRATED!
DINOSAURS, HERE WE COME!!
WAAAAAHHOOO WAAAOOOH
OH, NO, UNCLE GADGET!
WE'RE IN THE WRONG ERA!
WHOA!
WRONG ERA?
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
MADE A LEFT TURN.
BUT LET'S FIND THE
DINOSAURS FIRST.
LET'S ASK THESE NICE GENTLEMEN.
HELLO THERE!
(HOWLING)
I DON'T LIKE THIS, BRAIN!
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
INSPECTOR GADGET'S THE NAME.
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR SOME DINOSAURS.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS AROUND?
(GRUNTING)
GO, GO, GADGET BINOCULARS.
HUH?
OH, UNCLE GADGET!
YOU HAVE TO SAVE HIM!
NO PROBLEM, PENNY.
IT'S JUST A BIG KITTY CAT.
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
(GRUNTING)
KITTIES HATE WATER.
GO, GO GADGET SQUIRT GUN!
GRRRRR.
HUH?
THAT WAS SLEEPING GAS.
I'VE GOT TO GE
THESE FINGERS CHECKED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT, UNCLE GADGET,
THIS CAVEMAN
LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!
MAYBE HE'S YOUR
FIRST ANCESTOR!
URGA, COM MAM!
NO, NO, THE
PLEASURE IS ALL MINE,
GREAT GRANDFATHER GADGET!
PLEASED TO MEE
YOU, LITTLE GIRL!
MMM.
THEY THINK YOU'RE A GOD.
NONSENSE, PENNY.
I'M A POLICE INSPECTOR.
UNCLE, I DON'T THINK WE
HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
WE'RE COMING, THELMA.
CAN'T YOU DO IT A
LITTLE MORE QUIETLY?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE!
WHERE TO, THELMA?
THE CENOZOIC ERA,
BEGINNING OF HUMAN LIFE,
I HAVE SOME
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
GRRR!
THIS LOOKS LIKE
THE RIGHT PLACE.
WE'RE GOING TO ELIMINATE
GADGET'S FIRST ANCESTOR,
HEH, HEH, HEH.
PENNY, I THINK I'll
TAKE A WALK WITH MY GREA
GRANDFATHER, GADGET.
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW THEM BRAIN.
OH, NO! GADGET HIMSELF.
DR. CLAW.
GADGET, GADGET IS HERE!
ELIMINATE HIM!
ELIMINATE HIS ANCESTOR!
OH, WHAT IS THAT?
GO, GO, CRUSH GADGET!
WOWSERS!
THAT'S A DINOSAUR!
HERE I AM!
HERE I AM!
R-YIKES!
GADGET:
WOWSERS! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!
HELLO, WHICH WAY
DID THE DINOSAURS GO?
MUD BATHS ARE
EXCELLENT FOR YOUR HEALTH,
BUT I AM ON DUTY.
YIKE!
BOW!
BOG, BOG.
(BARKING) WOW.
GACHUNGA!
(BARKING)
WOW!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
THAT'S A BRONTOSAURUS!
THERE ARE NO DINOSAURS IN THIS
ERA AND THOSE ARE MAD AGENTS!
WHAT'S DR. CLAW UP TO?
THE GADGETS ARE STILL ALIVE.
CRUSH THEM, MAKE SURE
YOU SUCCEED THIS TIME,
OR I 'LL LEAVE YOU HERE!
BRAIN!
THERE ARE MAD AGENTS HERE.
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET UNCLE
GADGET AND GREAT GRANDFATHER
GADGET.
THEY BROUGHT DINOSAURS ALONG!
RAR-ROW-A-ROO-ROO!
YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT THEM!
I'll FIND THE MAD TIME MACHINE!!
(WHISTLE)
PHEW!
WOWSERS!
THIS LOOKS GOOD!
SOMEONE HAS TO TASTE I
TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE.
AHHH.
CHOMP, CHOMP.
THIS IS DELICIOUS!
(WHINES)
WOWSERS!
OH GOSH!
ROW-R-OW
WOWSERS! A HAIRY ELEPHANT!
WOW WOW.
(BLOWS HORN)
OH, HERE YOU GO.
SEE, THIS IS WHAT YOU
DO, CHOMP, CHOMP.
(KISS)
(GIGGLES)
UH, HERE, HAVE ANOTHER?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF HAIRY ELEPHANTS.
LET'S GET HIM!
WAA-OO!
WOWSERS! WHAT HAPPENED!
WOW!
WHAT'S GOING ON!
WEOOAA!!
(SIGH)
YOU SCARED MY FRIENDS AWAY!
WOW!
HAIRY ELEPHANTS!
YOU MEAN HE'S STILL ALIVE?
YOU FOOLS!
WHAT!?
COME ON!
MOVE IT!
YOU'RE BIGGER THAN THEY ARE!
WAAHHH
DR. CLAW!
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE!
WE'RE HAVING A
LITTLE, UH, PROBLEM HERE.
OUR TIME MACHINE WAS SMASHED
AND GADGET'S STILL ALIVE.
DR. CLAW:
WHAT!?
BUT IT REALLY
WASN'T OUR FAULT.
YOU SEE, SOME
WOOLY MAMMOTHS
ENOUGH!!
ELIMINATE GADGET AND BRING
ME THOSE DINOSAURS OR
OR?!
DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE IN
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY!
UNCLE GADGET,
WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
HI, PENNY,
THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND!
HELLO.
THANK YOU. (GIGGLES)
UNCLE GADGET, DINOSAURS AND
DINOSAURS, WOWSERS!
QUICK! UNCLE GADGET!
OH?
WOOGA, WOM!
OH, NO!
HOW WILL WE GET BACK TO
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY?
WE'D BETTER CALL
THE AUTO CLUB.
BARK, BARK, BARK!!
WHAT'S WRONG, BRAIN?
WAAH.
THERE'S A DINOSAUR HERE?
WOWSERS!
HEH HEH, HERE, BOY!
NICE DOGGIE!
UNCLE GADGET!
HE MIGHT HURT YOU!
HERE, TAKE THIS.
NONSENSE, PENNY,
IT'S A FRIENDLY DOG!
WHOOAA!!
THIS DOG IS TOO FRIENDLY!
HANG ON, UNCLE GADGET!
BRAIN:
BARK, BARK
LOOK AT THAT!
GOOD! NOW'S OUR CHANCE!
HI, LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS!
OH, UNCLE, BE CAREFUL!
WAAAH!!!
BAAAARK!
WAAAOOOH!
PFEW!
CANUNGA, PEEW!
WOWSERS!
AH HAH!
COOCHIE COOCHIE COO.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HA, HA, HA!!!
GADGET GO, GO GADGET HAND!
UNCLE GADGET, KEEP
YOUR FRIEND BUSY.
I MAY BE ABLE TO
FIX THE TIME MACHINE.
NO PROBLEM, PENNY.
LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE!
WHOOAA!
WE'LL NEVER BE
ABLE TO GO HOME.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE TIME MACHINE.
OKAY, WE ALL
HAVE TO COOPERATE!
YES, YES.
BRAIN, YOU PROTECT UNCLE
GADGET AND GREAT GRANDFATHER
- GADGET!
- ROOW!
BABY MAMMOTH, YOU HELP
FIX THE TIME MACHINE.
CAVE PENNY, YOU GO
AND PICK SOME FRUIT!
NOW REMEMBER THEY'RE
ALL VERY IMPORTANT JOBS!
YES, YES.
CAREFUL NOW.
NOW WE HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED
LET'S FIND UNCLE GADGET!
RIBBLE-ROW!
HI BRAIN, HERE WE ARE!
HEY, PENNY.
WE'RE REALLY
BECOME GOOD FRIENDS.
HOW NICE, UNCLE GADGET.
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME NOW.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!
YAHOO!
YAAHAHHOOOO!
WAHHHH HAAAAAA
(LAUGHING)
GOOD LUCK, CAVE PENNY!
(SLURPING)
THAT'S ONE.
THAT'S TWO.
ALL:
YAY!
PLEASE, WORK!
ALL:
YAY!
(CRYING)
YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING
AWAY, DON'T YOU?
RIBBLE-ROW!
WELL, MY LITTLE FRIEND, I
WISH I COULD TAKE YOU WITH ME!
KISS.
OOOOH!
WHAT A SPLENDID PRESENT.
AND HERE'S A PRESENT FROM ME!
I'M READY, UNCLE GADGET.
WOWSERS!
WE SURE GOT SOME
WONDERFUL GIFTS!
Ok, LET'S GO!
GO, GO TIME MACHINE.
AAAH!
PLEASE TAKE US BACK.
UNCLE GADGET?
OKAY, PENNY, GO,
GO MACHINE HANDS.
WHOAA.
HERE WE ARE.
SOMETHING'S WRONG, UNCLE.
GO, GO GADGET NECK!!
CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU RETURNED THE
DINOSAURS TO THE MESOZOIC ERA.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
YOU KNOW ME, CHIEF, I ALWAYS
TRY TO HELP AN ANIMAL IN NEED.
I'll GET YOU GADGET!
I'll FOLLOW YOU THROUGH TIME!
I'll WIPE OUT YOUR ANCESTORS.
YOU'LL NEVER EXIST!
UNCLE GADGET, IT'S WONDERFUL
THE WAY YOU GET ALONG WITH
ANIMALS.
YES, PENNY, ANIMALS ARE OUR
FRIENDS AND THEY NEED US TO
PROVIDE CERTAIN THINGS.
OUR PETS NEED US TO
PROVIDE FRESH WATER AND FOOD.
WILD ANIMALS USUALLY
FIND THEIR OWN, BU
THAT BIG DOGGIE NEEDED TO BE
SHOWN WHERE THE FOOD WAS.
RIGHT, UNCLE GADGET.
SOMETIMES CARRYING AROUND
A SNACK ISN'T A BAD IDEA.