Lab Rats (2012) s02e16 Episode Script

1 Mission accomplished.
Great job, guys.
You saved that island from the biggest tropical storm in decades.
And, lucky for you, I brought home a whole bag of hairy fruit.
Yeah, just be happy I made him put the pelican back.
Guys, that mission was the finest use of bionics to date.
I think we can all agree that strength plus speed equals success.
( Chuckling ) Chase: Uh Excuse me.
( Chuckles ) Let's not forget the mastermind behind this entire thing.
Oh, right, let's give it up for our fearless leader Mr.
Davenport! Whoo! Ah! What? No! I was talking about me.
I supervised the whole mission.
Yeah, but I think we all know who did the heavy lifting.
Well, I'll give you a hint.
It starts with an "a", ends with an "m.
" There's a big "da" in the middle.
Okay, guys.
It's me.
Please, the real work happens up here.
Chase, no offense, but your bionic brain is not match for our hustle And muscle.
Ooh, that is a great team name: Hustle, muscle, and ch uscle.
Mmm.
Don't worry, we'll find you an "uscle.
" ( Sighs ) I'm so tired of these two getting all the attention because they have super-speed and super-strength.
I never get any of the credit.
That is not true, chase.
They just have a lot of flash.
But you're the glue that holds that flash together.
You're Flash glue.
I'm "flash glue?" ( Grunts ) Hey, I think I figured it out.
Ahh You're right, chase.
The real work does happen up there.
Male narrator: The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement?! Okay, guys, say hello to my latest invention, the cryo-blaster.
This thing can freeze anything in a nanosecond.
Bravo, big d.
You invented ice.
No, invented a way for astronauts to travel to distant galaxies while frozen in suspended animation.
Which is a fancy way of saying "ice.
" ( Grunts ) All right, here, let me demonstrate.
Mm-hmm.
You guys might want to step back because the ray from the cryo-blaster freezes everything it touches.
Can someone please tell this dude he's making ice? Look, every space program in the world is gonna want one of these.
I just need the element to fuel them: Cytanium.
And it's only found here.
I'm sending you on a mission to the most remote part of Antarctica.
As opposed to bustling downtown Antarctica? No worries, Mr.
Davenport.
We've been to way worse places than Antarctica.
Oh, yeah.
Remember Bakersfield? ( All groaning ) Oh, yeah.
Look, with your bionics, you should be able to swoop in and ( Computer beeping ) Oh, no.
There's a massive storm headed there.
So, who cares? We just dealt with a storm.
No, this is a category five.
It's much more dangerous.
I can't believe this.
I'm gonna have to call off the mission.
Wha no! There's plenty of time before the center of the storm hits.
It's just not worth the risk.
I just hope the storm doesn't collapse the glacier.
But if that happens, you'll lose the cytanium forever.
I know.
But we can do this.
( Scoffs ) Stand down, flash glue.
You heard the man.
No one is going, not even hustle and muscle.
Yeah.
And muscle could use some help.
Aah! Aah, that hurt.
Great, now I need some ice.
Ah, that's so much better.
Here you go: Two cups of hot chocolate for your play-date with Janelle.
Mom, it's not a play-date.
It's a study session.
I haven't had a play-date in five years.
Three years.
What are all these gadgets doing up here? I can't just invite Janelle over here for geometry.
I have to put on a show Pull back the curtains on Leo dooley, also known as l-doo.
I'm gonna have to change that.
Leo, you know you're not supposed to touch Donald's things.
And if Janelle doesn't appreciate you as you are, then she doesn't deserve the l-doo.
Yeah, you're changing that.
( Doorbell rings ) She's here.
Go! Go, get out! Exit.
Get out! ( Grunts ) I'm going! Hello, Janelle.
What a surprise.
You invited me over to study.
Yes, I did.
Then it's not a surprise.
Surprised you showed up.
Sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.
I made us some hot chocolate.
But why have normal hot chocolate when you can have the deliciousness of a frozen hot chocolate? Because I want regular hot chocolate? ( Sing-songy ) I don't think you do You know, if I run, I can probably still catch up with my mom's car.
No! Stay.
I just wanted to show you one of my step-dad's cool new inventions.
Leo, I told you.
You don't have to impress me with that stuff.
I'm here because I like hanging out with you.
You do? Of course you do.
I'm l-doo.
( Shrieks ) If I run, can I still catch your mom's car? Hey.
Mr.
Davenport, have you seen chase? He's not answering his phone, and his mission suit and gear are gone.
What? Yeah, I'm worried he was carried away by a small predatory bird.
Get him on the comm set now.
Got him.
Chase, where are you? I'm at the cytanium site.
What? I told you it was too dangerous.
What are you doing? Chase: I'm proving that even without super-strength and super-speed, I can still get the job done.
( Alarm beeping ) You're about to be trapped by a major storm.
Get out of there now! It's okay, Mr.
Davenport.
I'm almost done.
I just have to get the last of the samples.
No.
Abort and seek shelter.
That's an order.
That storm ( Rumbling ) What was that noise? ( Screaming ) Chase? Chase! There was a major avalanche at chase's coordinates.
He may still be alive, but we don't have much time.
Adam, let's go! ( Blowing ) How about I push you into the sun? ( Grunts ) How about I just leave you right here? Tasha: Hey, how's the studying going, you two? Please work, please work, please work.
Good enough.
Hey Look at you.
Lookin' good Because you can.
What's that? Where's Janelle? Oh, um We're building a fort.
You're right, mom.
It is a play-date.
Whee! Okay.
Well, I was gonna make myself a snack.
Do you two want anything? How about a blowtorch? What? Pizza! Pizza's good.
You know, from that place Across town.
The one that doesn't deliver.
Oh, you mean the one with the that's the one.
Here you go.
Your keys, purse.
All set up.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Enjoy yourself.
Buy yourself something nice.
Love you.
Love you.
Okay, bye.
Get out.
I mean, good-bye.
Okay, bye, honey.
( Sighs ) Chase mission log, hour three.
These could be my last recorded words.
I'm still stuck under a mountain of snow.
The air is getting thinner.
I am cold.
I am hungry.
And these snow pants are giving me an extreme wedgie! ( Digging ) Yes! Adam! Bree! I knew you would come for me! I'm in here! ( Grunts ) What are you doing here? Saving my son's life.
( Beeping ) Any sign of him? Nothing.
I can't find a heat signature anywhere.
Well, how could he not be here? This was chase's exact location.
There's only one explanation: He met a family of eskimos who took him in as their pet because he's the exact same size as a penguin.
He's not here.
Let's move south.
No, guys, that's it.
There could be another avalanche any minute.
I'm I'm calling off the rescue.
What?! No way! I'm not leaving without my brother.
Wait! That's chase's comm set.
He was here.
We have to keep looking.
Guys, I'm serious.
Get out of there! ( Cracking, rumbling ) Hey, there's that sound again.
Avalanche! Move! Would you like some soup? I went to cooking school in the 90s.
It's tuscan bean.
Is it poison? Yes.
I flew 10,000 miles around the world in a massive storm and risked my life in an avalanche to rescue you So I could then poison you.
( Grunts ) Make a pretty good soup for a diabolical maniac.
You should try my quiche.
Yeah.
Maybe some other time.
I'm leaving.
Suit yourself, but you'll freeze to death before anyone else gets here.
I can survive in this suit.
Mr.
Davenport made it.
It's built to withstand temperatures down to 45 below.
It's 50 below.
That explains the frostbite.
I'm not worried.
They'll come for me.
They already have.
What? Oh, the weather must have been too much for them.
Looks like Adam and Bree are going home without you.
Those are their g.
P.
S.
Signals.
That's how I found you.
You've been stalking us? You call it "stalking.
" I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows.
" Leo! Mom.
Is that Janelle? Yes.
Is she completely frozen? Yes.
You froze her with one of Donald's gadgets that I specifically told you not to touch?! You're on a roll, mom.
And now I have a question for you.
What are we gonna do?! I don't know! I've never frozen anybody before! Give me that thing before you freeze somebody else! No, mom, don't! ( Screams ) ( Screams ) Okay, that is all on you, lady.
So, what's on your agenda for the day? Build some bombs? Take over a tiny country? Steal money from old ladies? No! Well, not in that order.
Oh, come on.
I'm not that bad of a guy.
You trapped us in a dungeon and then tried to turn us into your bionic soldiers.
Okay, okay.
So I might've overreacted with that whole Abduction thing.
I was never gonna hurt anybody.
I just wanted to get back at Donald.
When are the two of you just gonna grow up? I'll grow up when he grows up! Look, chase You and I have a lot more in common than you think.
I know what it's like to be unappreciated, to have a sibling who always steals the spotlight.
I know how hard it's been for you.
And I can help.
For the last time, I don't need your help.
What if I told you You can be stronger than Adam and faster than Bree? I can make it so you have all three abilities: Speed, strength, and intelligence.
How? You were the third one.
By the time I got to you, I knew how to build in capacity for upgrades.
But my brother took you away before I could finish.
Join me, chase.
I can help you be all that you were meant to be.
Deviled egg? But if I go with you, that means I'm abandoning my family.
The same family that mocks you and never gives you the credit you deserve for anything? What would I have to do? I just need to upgrade your bionic chip.
As you can see, I No longer have access to state-of-the-art systems.
So, we'll have to use Donald's cyberdesk.
Yeah, I guess I could sneak you into the lab.
Mr.
Davenport won't be there.
It's Wednesday, which means Something's getting waxed.
He is hairy.
He gets that from our mom.
It's perfect.
We'll be in and out before anyone knows we're there.
What do you say? All right, Mr.
Davenport.
I'm in.
Super.
( Both chuckling ) If you want, you could call me "dad.
" No, I'm good.
Melt, woman.
Why won't you melt?! ( Phone ringing ) Hello? Oh, yes.
Janelle's still here.
Oh, you're coming to pick her up? Oh, that's wonderful.
Yeah, okay.
See you soon.
All right.
Buh-bye.
( Phone beeps ) Why?! ( Zapping ) Ow! The download is almost finished.
Three more minutes, and I can give you everything that Adam and Bree have ( Chuckles ) Plus the capacity for more.
( Chuckles ) ( Door opens ) Don't give up, guys.
There's still a chance we can find him.
Chase! You're alive.
( Gasps ) ( Gasps ) It's evil uncle daddy! Back away from him, chase.
It's too late, Donald.
He's with me now.
What? Chase, what's going on? It's true.
I've finally taken back what was stolen from me.
All right, big d.
I know I'm not supposed to touch your stuff, but you know how sometimes things happen, and sometimes things happen when you really don't want them to happen, and that just happens to be what just happened.
Upstairs.
( Shrieks ) Whatever you're up to, Douglas, you're not gonna get away with it.
( Beeping ) I just did.
The download's finished.
I now have the power to give chase all three bionic abilities.
And now no one will be able to stop us.
( Douglas laughing ) Actually, they can.
That USB drive you're holding is completely useless.
What?! Well then what just took an hour and a half to download?! A list of everything Adam's ever eaten.
Not my incredible edibles! You double-crossed me.
Did you really think I would betray my own family? Well it's always worked for me.
Even if you could offer me every ability there is, I would never go to your side.
We're a team.
And teams never quit on each other.
All right! You got me.
( Chuckles ) What do you say we just Put all this behind us and get down to the business of healing this family? Am I right? Bring it in, people.
Let's hug it out.
Adam.
Well you know what they say If you can't join 'em Get down! Wow! You froze him! Um Now, exactly how would someone go about unfreezing someone? 'Cause it is not the button located here, here, here, here, here, or here.
Mr.
Davenport, I'm really sorry.
I know I should have warned you about Douglas.
I just knew that if I could get him back here, then we could trap him for good.
Good work, chase.
You make a great double agent.
Thank you.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
Here's your cytanium.
Oh! Money, money, money, money, money! Money, money, money, money.
Money, money, money, mon I'm sorry.
I mean, "thank you.
" Mm-hmm.
So, what are we gonna do with frozen uncle Dougie? I don't know we could probably ship him off to one of my offshore facilities.
Or we could get some rock salt and make the evilest batch of ice cream ever.
Mmm Speaking of the "unfreeze" button We weren't speaking of the "unfreeze" button.
Well, we probably should.
Yep.
They're frozen.
Ooh, ice! Mmm.
We have to fix this! Janelle's mom will be here any minute! Okay, I'll just use my heat vision.
No, then Janelle would see you using your bionics.
Not while she's frozen in suspended animation.
You heard the man! Light 'em up! Oh, wait.
On second thought, these ladies are gonna be really upset.
I need a running start.
Wait! Me, too.
Step back, guys.
What Happened? Leo happened.