Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e16 Episode Script
Josh Peck vs. Christina Milian
1 ("20th Century Boy" plays) Oww! Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah I'm your boy, your 20th Century toy - (microphone feedback) - (cheers and applause) (rock music plays) Chrissy: You can call him Mr.
Smith in the daytime, but tonight you can call him your host, LL Cool J! Yeah! Hands in the air! Now let me year you say "Yeah"! All: Yeah! Now scream! (cheers and applause) Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," the show that invites the biggest stars in the game to break all the rules and just have fun, - and it's all for you.
- (cheering) Now, tonight we've got two seriously talented actors ready to tear it up, and by my side for the match-up colorful commentator, fearless and fly, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare (cheers and applause) Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out.
They keep getting shorter! Sorry! That's all right, that's all right.
Doesn't Chrissy look amazing? - Thank you.
- All right.
So, Chrissy - Yes.
- What's on for tonight? Oh, my God.
Both of our battlers have been in the spotlight since they were teenagers, and they are still all over your TVs.
It's going to be really fun seeing them make "Lip Sync" history tonight.
Absolutely.
All right, let's do it! Ready? - Let's do it! - Let's do it! All right, you ready to meet the contenders? (cheers and applause) You've seen him on "The Mindy Project," Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh," and "Grandfathered.
" The very talented Josh Peck! (cheers and applause) Yes, yes.
And his opponent is also his co-star.
She's an actress, singer, songwriter, the lovely Christina Milian! (cheers and applause) Josh: Wow.
Wow! LL: Wasn't that sweet? Aw.
Christina, ladies first tonight.
Josh, have a seat in the VIP.
Relax, lounge.
(cheers and applause) So, Christina, what song are you doing? I'm doing Justin Bieber, "Baby.
" (cheers and applause) This is for all those boys that broke your heart for the very first time, and this one's for the kids.
LL: Stuck at first with some Biebs, here's Christina Milian.
Don't mess up! Don't mess up! ("Baby" plays) Oh, whoa Oh, whoa Yeah, okay.
All right! Oh, whoa, whoa You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You want my love, you want my heart And we would never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl, quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying? Said there's another and look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Thought you'd always be mine, mine Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby And nobody came between us or could ever come above She had me going crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks She made my heart pound It skipped a beat when I see her in the street And at school on the playground But I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazing And now my heart is breaking, but I just keep on saying Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Thought you'd always be mine, mine - I'm gone - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh, I'm all gone - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Now I'm all gone - Gone, gone, gone I'm gone.
(cheers and applause) Wow.
Christina: Ah, that felt so good to get off my shoulders.
LL: I want to go to my little Belieber.
I really am.
Remember when he was on this show, - and I kind of lost it? - He's kind of awesome.
- Yeah, you lost it.
- He's kind of really awesome! - Yeah, you did lose it a little bit.
- I did, I got so nervous.
Listen, I was sold on you as soon as I saw your little hint of butt cheek from the back.
(cheers and applause) We both appreciate a booty short, and I like it.
Oh, my goodness.
Christina, please take a seat in the VIP.
All right, thank you.
Josh, Josh, come on over here.
So, tell us.
What song are you doing first? I'm sensing a bit of a theme because I am going to be doing Sir Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean?" Oh! Well, firing back in the battle of the Biebers, here's Josh Peck! (cheers and applause) ("What Do You Mean?" plays) Do this! (screaming) What do you mean, oh, oh When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no What do you mean, hey, yeah When you don't want me to move But you tell me to go What do you mean? Oh, what do you mean? Since we're running out of time What do you mean - Shaking that ass! - Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean? Better make up your mind, what do you mean? You're so indecisive, what I'm saying Trying to catch the beat, make up your heart Don't know if you're happy or complaining Don't want for us to end, where do I start? First you wanna go to the left And then you wanna turn right Wanna argue all day, make love all night First you're up then you're down and then between Oh, I really want to know What do you mean? Hey! Oh, oh, oh When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no What do you mean, hey, yeah When you don't want me to move But you tell me to go, what do you mean? I want to know, ooh - (cackling) - Oh, what do you mean? Since we're running out of time What do you mean? Oh, oh, oh What do you mean? Better make up your mind What do you mean, oh, oh, oh What do you mean? Better make up your mind, what do you mean? (cheers and applause) Christina: Ah, yes! Really? Oh, my God! Really? Josh.
Chrissy, we had a young Bieber on the first joint - Chrissy: Josh - a new Bieb on the second.
I had this joke in my head that I was going to say.
I was going to say you nailed it but you didn't cry at the end, and then you cried at the end! It was perfect! It's an emotional song, you know that.
Chrissy: It's an emotional song.
I get it now, Justin.
- (laughter) - I like the Justin, but with a little bit of Josh thrown in.
I don't know what this move was, but it was like, it was like - (laughter) - He taught me.
Oh, my goodness.
All right, Josh.
You join Christina in the VIP.
Listen, Justin Bieber's getting serious love tonight on LSB.
When we come back, the championship round.
"Lip Sync Battle," stay on it.
- (cheers and applause) - ("What Do You Mean?" plays) ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got the triple threat Christina Milian versus the hilarious Josh Beck.
Round two is about to begin.
Let's see how Christina Milian got ready to prove why she should be the "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
(cheers and applause) - Danielle! - How are you? - Nice to meet you! - I'm excited.
This is Violet, my little one.
You're gonna dance with us tonight? You're gonna dance? Yeah, want to come and learn? Come on.
Let's go.
So it's front and back, and front and back.
Hop, hop, hop, hop.
- Did a little workout.
- Mm-hmm! Okay, water break real quick.
You got it! Josh doesn't know how competitive I am, but we do have a lot of fun.
See? She's ready.
You heard her? She said, "We're ready.
" We're gonna go straight to the stage.
Ooh! - So, this is Beth, our director.
- Hi! Man: Here we go, music Woman: Get ready! It's just like being with your friends - Exactly.
- at home doing it, but now the world gets to see it.
- Exactly.
- Exactly.
(applause) I'm having a good time.
- You are just - How do you like it? Did you win? (laughter) That was all great and all, but now what if I'm in, like, giant high heels? Put your hands up, hands up Aren't these fantastic? They look like they'll look amazing with the lights.
(cheers and applause) Man: Fire it up, guys.
Taking my selfies, keeping my selfie game up.
(cheers and applause) I'm good.
I'm feeling Everything happens so fast.
What is this show? These guys are crazy here.
(cheers and applause) ("Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopez playing) Yeah, yeah, yeah So sensual! So seductive! Like a movie scene In the sweetest dreams I have pictured us together Now to feel your lips On my fingertips I have to say is even better Than I ever thought it could possibly be It's perfect, it's passion - It's setting me free - Wow.
From all of my sadness The tears that I've cried I have spent all of my life Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh-oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight Oh - Yes! - Oh, oh, oh Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight - Oh-oh-oh-oh - (screaming) I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh Tonight When you would be here - in my arms - Wow! Waiting for tonight - Tonight, tonight - Oh-oh-oh-oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh.
(cheers and applause) Whoo! Ooh, wow! LL: Yo.
Ah.
LL: Christina, I mean, yo.
Chrissy? I have yet to have the pleasure of going to a Jennifer Lopez concert, but I expected exactly like that.
That was amazing.
Ah, thank you.
I was channeling my inner J-Lo.
Give me a little more time.
I buy what she wears, I use her makeup artist.
- I'm like a weird single white female.
- She's everything.
I'm single Asian female with Jennifer Lopez.
(laughter) I really am.
Have you seen me dip it low? Come on.
Had to just give it a little something.
Can we see your dip one more time? Yay! (cheers and applause) LL: Josh Josh, did you see a new side of Christina? Yeah, it was a'ight.
(laughing) I'm a show him another side of Tina.
Just kidding.
(laughter) All right, so Christina, you have a seat next to Josh - in the VIP.
- Thank you.
(cheers and applause) All right, Christina turned up the heat tonight with some J-Lo.
When we come back, Josh Peck is going to rock his final performance, but only one of them can wear the championship belt.
"Lip Sync Battle," baby.
It's on.
("Waiting For Tonight" plays) (dance music plays) (cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got a match-up between the co-stars of "Grandfathered," Christina Milian and Josh Peck.
Now let's check out how Josh Peck prepared for his final performance.
Yeah, I'm a natural performer.
I go to dance class, like, four days a week.
People are going to think I'm joking, but I'm not.
I'm gonna kill it.
Gonna change the world with this one.
Then you literally go up to a pike, da-duh, da-duh, boom.
That's a million more viewers right there.
Let's do this.
Man: All right.
Here we go, everybody.
Okay, awesome.
How are you, bro? Nice to see you, bro.
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you.
Could you imagine Stamos here? Dude, Stamos would be in all his glory here.
Yo, guys.
What's up? I'm Josh.
- Hi.
Ashley.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, my God.
I'm so intimidated.
Can't even look at you guys in the eyes.
Hi, how are you? Mary, have you ever done George Clooney's makeup? No, I wish I have.
Then how do you know how to do my makeup? You hardly need anything 'cause you're already George Clooney.
That's my girl! Woman: Okay, let's clear the stage.
(cheers and applause) Now I'm nervous.
Now I'm nervous.
Just going over it in my head, 5, 6, 7, 8, okay.
That didn't help.
- Final words? - Dang! Look out.
It's about to get real.
- It's on, dude.
- Is this on? Hello? (cheers and applause) ("Thong Song" by Sisqo plays) This thing right here Is lettin' all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things (laughing) Check it out Ooh that dress so scandalous And you know another can't handle it So you're shaking that thing like who's the ish With a look in your eyes so devilish Uh, you like to dance on the hip-hop spots And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots Not just urban, she like the pop 'Cause she was Living la Vida Loca She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long Let me see that thong Oh! That thong, th-thong, thong, thong I like it when the beat go dun-uh-dun-uh Baby, make your booty go That thong, th-thong, thong, thong - Hey, uh - Come on.
Oh! Baby make your booty go dun-uh-dun-uh All right That thong Come on, come on Come on Yeah, yeah Baby, that thong I said I like the way Baby Listen Said I like the way I don't think you heard me You're fast, unique Your breast, your feet Oh, please tell me, baby Oh, whoa Ah, yeah All right, da-na, da-na.
(cheers and applause) (Christina screaming) (cheers and applause) The oh-so-scandalous Chrissy talking Oh, my gosh, but you were like a booty magician.
Did you see that at one point? He was, "voila, voila.
" LL: He was like the yeah.
You were swimming through an ocean of butts.
Yes.
So, was this your dream? This is my dream.
I feel a Make-A-Wish kid.
- I mean, this is - (laughter) Outstanding! - Um.
Christina? - Yes.
- What did you think of the song? - I loved his thong.
- Did you guys peep - Chrissy: Pull it up, pull it up! the thong that he had on? Turn up for your thong.
I just want to know, what does that feel like under there, Josh? I'm trying to understand where you're going with this.
- Josh: That's how I do.
- Christina: Josh, what's going down under there? Josh, you could chill in the VIP, man.
- Thank you, sir.
- You did a great job.
That was fantastic.
(cheers and applause) When we get back, Christina or Josh gets to wear gold.
Who's it gonna be? "Lip Sync Battle.
" Stay safe.
("Thong Song" plays) ("20th Century Boy" plays) (cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Tonight Christina Milian and Josh Peck took us to the club.
Now, it is time to crown our "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
- Chrissy, let's go, baby.
- Let's go! Let's go! - Hi, Josh.
- All right.
You guys ready? (cheers and applause) Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Josh Peck? (cheers and applause) Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Christina Milian? (cheers and applause) And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is (cheers and applause) Josh Peck.
(cheers and applause) Good job, man! I love you! I love you! I love you! Thank you.
Josh! This is a total game changer, LL, and you know it.
(laughter) - Christina, though, I love you.
- I love you, too.
It was an honor to compete with you.
Thank you.
Josh.
I love you.
LL: Good, good, good.
All right! Big ups to Christina Milian and Josh Peck! They put it all on the floor tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy, and remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Baby, make your booty go Baby That thong, th-thong thong thong I like it when the beat go dun-uh-dun-uh Baby make your booty go I know you wanna show That thong, th-thong thong thong Ooh that girl so scandalous And I know another can't handle it
Smith in the daytime, but tonight you can call him your host, LL Cool J! Yeah! Hands in the air! Now let me year you say "Yeah"! All: Yeah! Now scream! (cheers and applause) Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," the show that invites the biggest stars in the game to break all the rules and just have fun, - and it's all for you.
- (cheering) Now, tonight we've got two seriously talented actors ready to tear it up, and by my side for the match-up colorful commentator, fearless and fly, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare (cheers and applause) Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out girl.
Work it out.
They keep getting shorter! Sorry! That's all right, that's all right.
Doesn't Chrissy look amazing? - Thank you.
- All right.
So, Chrissy - Yes.
- What's on for tonight? Oh, my God.
Both of our battlers have been in the spotlight since they were teenagers, and they are still all over your TVs.
It's going to be really fun seeing them make "Lip Sync" history tonight.
Absolutely.
All right, let's do it! Ready? - Let's do it! - Let's do it! All right, you ready to meet the contenders? (cheers and applause) You've seen him on "The Mindy Project," Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh," and "Grandfathered.
" The very talented Josh Peck! (cheers and applause) Yes, yes.
And his opponent is also his co-star.
She's an actress, singer, songwriter, the lovely Christina Milian! (cheers and applause) Josh: Wow.
Wow! LL: Wasn't that sweet? Aw.
Christina, ladies first tonight.
Josh, have a seat in the VIP.
Relax, lounge.
(cheers and applause) So, Christina, what song are you doing? I'm doing Justin Bieber, "Baby.
" (cheers and applause) This is for all those boys that broke your heart for the very first time, and this one's for the kids.
LL: Stuck at first with some Biebs, here's Christina Milian.
Don't mess up! Don't mess up! ("Baby" plays) Oh, whoa Oh, whoa Yeah, okay.
All right! Oh, whoa, whoa You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You want my love, you want my heart And we would never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl, quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying? Said there's another and look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Thought you'd always be mine, mine Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby And nobody came between us or could ever come above She had me going crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks She made my heart pound It skipped a beat when I see her in the street And at school on the playground But I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazing And now my heart is breaking, but I just keep on saying Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Thought you'd always be mine, mine - I'm gone - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh, I'm all gone - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Now I'm all gone - Gone, gone, gone I'm gone.
(cheers and applause) Wow.
Christina: Ah, that felt so good to get off my shoulders.
LL: I want to go to my little Belieber.
I really am.
Remember when he was on this show, - and I kind of lost it? - He's kind of awesome.
- Yeah, you lost it.
- He's kind of really awesome! - Yeah, you did lose it a little bit.
- I did, I got so nervous.
Listen, I was sold on you as soon as I saw your little hint of butt cheek from the back.
(cheers and applause) We both appreciate a booty short, and I like it.
Oh, my goodness.
Christina, please take a seat in the VIP.
All right, thank you.
Josh, Josh, come on over here.
So, tell us.
What song are you doing first? I'm sensing a bit of a theme because I am going to be doing Sir Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean?" Oh! Well, firing back in the battle of the Biebers, here's Josh Peck! (cheers and applause) ("What Do You Mean?" plays) Do this! (screaming) What do you mean, oh, oh When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no What do you mean, hey, yeah When you don't want me to move But you tell me to go What do you mean? Oh, what do you mean? Since we're running out of time What do you mean - Shaking that ass! - Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean? Better make up your mind, what do you mean? You're so indecisive, what I'm saying Trying to catch the beat, make up your heart Don't know if you're happy or complaining Don't want for us to end, where do I start? First you wanna go to the left And then you wanna turn right Wanna argue all day, make love all night First you're up then you're down and then between Oh, I really want to know What do you mean? Hey! Oh, oh, oh When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no What do you mean, hey, yeah When you don't want me to move But you tell me to go, what do you mean? I want to know, ooh - (cackling) - Oh, what do you mean? Since we're running out of time What do you mean? Oh, oh, oh What do you mean? Better make up your mind What do you mean, oh, oh, oh What do you mean? Better make up your mind, what do you mean? (cheers and applause) Christina: Ah, yes! Really? Oh, my God! Really? Josh.
Chrissy, we had a young Bieber on the first joint - Chrissy: Josh - a new Bieb on the second.
I had this joke in my head that I was going to say.
I was going to say you nailed it but you didn't cry at the end, and then you cried at the end! It was perfect! It's an emotional song, you know that.
Chrissy: It's an emotional song.
I get it now, Justin.
- (laughter) - I like the Justin, but with a little bit of Josh thrown in.
I don't know what this move was, but it was like, it was like - (laughter) - He taught me.
Oh, my goodness.
All right, Josh.
You join Christina in the VIP.
Listen, Justin Bieber's getting serious love tonight on LSB.
When we come back, the championship round.
"Lip Sync Battle," stay on it.
- (cheers and applause) - ("What Do You Mean?" plays) ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got the triple threat Christina Milian versus the hilarious Josh Beck.
Round two is about to begin.
Let's see how Christina Milian got ready to prove why she should be the "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
(cheers and applause) - Danielle! - How are you? - Nice to meet you! - I'm excited.
This is Violet, my little one.
You're gonna dance with us tonight? You're gonna dance? Yeah, want to come and learn? Come on.
Let's go.
So it's front and back, and front and back.
Hop, hop, hop, hop.
- Did a little workout.
- Mm-hmm! Okay, water break real quick.
You got it! Josh doesn't know how competitive I am, but we do have a lot of fun.
See? She's ready.
You heard her? She said, "We're ready.
" We're gonna go straight to the stage.
Ooh! - So, this is Beth, our director.
- Hi! Man: Here we go, music Woman: Get ready! It's just like being with your friends - Exactly.
- at home doing it, but now the world gets to see it.
- Exactly.
- Exactly.
(applause) I'm having a good time.
- You are just - How do you like it? Did you win? (laughter) That was all great and all, but now what if I'm in, like, giant high heels? Put your hands up, hands up Aren't these fantastic? They look like they'll look amazing with the lights.
(cheers and applause) Man: Fire it up, guys.
Taking my selfies, keeping my selfie game up.
(cheers and applause) I'm good.
I'm feeling Everything happens so fast.
What is this show? These guys are crazy here.
(cheers and applause) ("Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopez playing) Yeah, yeah, yeah So sensual! So seductive! Like a movie scene In the sweetest dreams I have pictured us together Now to feel your lips On my fingertips I have to say is even better Than I ever thought it could possibly be It's perfect, it's passion - It's setting me free - Wow.
From all of my sadness The tears that I've cried I have spent all of my life Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh-oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight Oh - Yes! - Oh, oh, oh Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight - Oh-oh-oh-oh - (screaming) I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh Tonight When you would be here - in my arms - Wow! Waiting for tonight - Tonight, tonight - Oh-oh-oh-oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, oh-oh-oh.
(cheers and applause) Whoo! Ooh, wow! LL: Yo.
Ah.
LL: Christina, I mean, yo.
Chrissy? I have yet to have the pleasure of going to a Jennifer Lopez concert, but I expected exactly like that.
That was amazing.
Ah, thank you.
I was channeling my inner J-Lo.
Give me a little more time.
I buy what she wears, I use her makeup artist.
- I'm like a weird single white female.
- She's everything.
I'm single Asian female with Jennifer Lopez.
(laughter) I really am.
Have you seen me dip it low? Come on.
Had to just give it a little something.
Can we see your dip one more time? Yay! (cheers and applause) LL: Josh Josh, did you see a new side of Christina? Yeah, it was a'ight.
(laughing) I'm a show him another side of Tina.
Just kidding.
(laughter) All right, so Christina, you have a seat next to Josh - in the VIP.
- Thank you.
(cheers and applause) All right, Christina turned up the heat tonight with some J-Lo.
When we come back, Josh Peck is going to rock his final performance, but only one of them can wear the championship belt.
"Lip Sync Battle," baby.
It's on.
("Waiting For Tonight" plays) (dance music plays) (cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got a match-up between the co-stars of "Grandfathered," Christina Milian and Josh Peck.
Now let's check out how Josh Peck prepared for his final performance.
Yeah, I'm a natural performer.
I go to dance class, like, four days a week.
People are going to think I'm joking, but I'm not.
I'm gonna kill it.
Gonna change the world with this one.
Then you literally go up to a pike, da-duh, da-duh, boom.
That's a million more viewers right there.
Let's do this.
Man: All right.
Here we go, everybody.
Okay, awesome.
How are you, bro? Nice to see you, bro.
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you.
Could you imagine Stamos here? Dude, Stamos would be in all his glory here.
Yo, guys.
What's up? I'm Josh.
- Hi.
Ashley.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, my God.
I'm so intimidated.
Can't even look at you guys in the eyes.
Hi, how are you? Mary, have you ever done George Clooney's makeup? No, I wish I have.
Then how do you know how to do my makeup? You hardly need anything 'cause you're already George Clooney.
That's my girl! Woman: Okay, let's clear the stage.
(cheers and applause) Now I'm nervous.
Now I'm nervous.
Just going over it in my head, 5, 6, 7, 8, okay.
That didn't help.
- Final words? - Dang! Look out.
It's about to get real.
- It's on, dude.
- Is this on? Hello? (cheers and applause) ("Thong Song" by Sisqo plays) This thing right here Is lettin' all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things (laughing) Check it out Ooh that dress so scandalous And you know another can't handle it So you're shaking that thing like who's the ish With a look in your eyes so devilish Uh, you like to dance on the hip-hop spots And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots Not just urban, she like the pop 'Cause she was Living la Vida Loca She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long Let me see that thong Oh! That thong, th-thong, thong, thong I like it when the beat go dun-uh-dun-uh Baby, make your booty go That thong, th-thong, thong, thong - Hey, uh - Come on.
Oh! Baby make your booty go dun-uh-dun-uh All right That thong Come on, come on Come on Yeah, yeah Baby, that thong I said I like the way Baby Listen Said I like the way I don't think you heard me You're fast, unique Your breast, your feet Oh, please tell me, baby Oh, whoa Ah, yeah All right, da-na, da-na.
(cheers and applause) (Christina screaming) (cheers and applause) The oh-so-scandalous Chrissy talking Oh, my gosh, but you were like a booty magician.
Did you see that at one point? He was, "voila, voila.
" LL: He was like the yeah.
You were swimming through an ocean of butts.
Yes.
So, was this your dream? This is my dream.
I feel a Make-A-Wish kid.
- I mean, this is - (laughter) Outstanding! - Um.
Christina? - Yes.
- What did you think of the song? - I loved his thong.
- Did you guys peep - Chrissy: Pull it up, pull it up! the thong that he had on? Turn up for your thong.
I just want to know, what does that feel like under there, Josh? I'm trying to understand where you're going with this.
- Josh: That's how I do.
- Christina: Josh, what's going down under there? Josh, you could chill in the VIP, man.
- Thank you, sir.
- You did a great job.
That was fantastic.
(cheers and applause) When we get back, Christina or Josh gets to wear gold.
Who's it gonna be? "Lip Sync Battle.
" Stay safe.
("Thong Song" plays) ("20th Century Boy" plays) (cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Tonight Christina Milian and Josh Peck took us to the club.
Now, it is time to crown our "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
- Chrissy, let's go, baby.
- Let's go! Let's go! - Hi, Josh.
- All right.
You guys ready? (cheers and applause) Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Josh Peck? (cheers and applause) Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Christina Milian? (cheers and applause) And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is (cheers and applause) Josh Peck.
(cheers and applause) Good job, man! I love you! I love you! I love you! Thank you.
Josh! This is a total game changer, LL, and you know it.
(laughter) - Christina, though, I love you.
- I love you, too.
It was an honor to compete with you.
Thank you.
Josh.
I love you.
LL: Good, good, good.
All right! Big ups to Christina Milian and Josh Peck! They put it all on the floor tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy, and remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Baby, make your booty go Baby That thong, th-thong thong thong I like it when the beat go dun-uh-dun-uh Baby make your booty go I know you wanna show That thong, th-thong thong thong Ooh that girl so scandalous And I know another can't handle it