What About Brian (2006) s02e16 Episode Script

Previously on What About Brian I-I-I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Are you gay? I want to ask you on a date Or do you want to? Yes I Do.
Meet your new cubicle-mate.
Is this a joke? Don't worry about it.
Just know we're back together working again.
Yeah, fantastic I, Adam Hillman, am taking a vow of celibacy.
No sex until I make partner.
I already told you what I was wearing.
What you mean down there? What's???? Because You know how sensitive I'm about that part of my body.
Ok They are pink.
So when you cared about my feet? Hey Un How long you've been standing there? It's past your bed time, you know.
Who are you talking to mommy? That's not your business.
I'm thirsty.
Ok, go to downstairs and get yourself glass of water then, you're a big girl No, I don't have a fetish Or maybe a little one.
What are you doing down here? What's fetish daddy? Fetish is a small, little animal You know, lives in the woods, daddy used to have them as boy Ok, you know what, you go to bed But I No No No No, no, no, bed! So she has any idea whom we're talking to? No No No I think you should come up here and Give me foot masseuse Oh, foot masseuse.
I don't know about that I don't have been at first date yet We are gonna have to stop this thing.
Just, just make me way too hot.
I'm Gonna Say Good Night Then, Okay? Good Night.
Good Night.
You're Still There, Aren't You? Yeah.
Deena, You Gotta Hang Up First.
You Know I Can't Hang Up First.
Hey, Baby.
Hey, Do You Mind Closing The Door? There's A Draft, And We'll Be Cleaning Up Beans For The Next Two Months.
What Are You Doing? Well, You Said You Wanted The Beanbag Chair Gone, So I'm Giving It To The Girls Downstairs.
And You're Refilling It For Them? Well, You Can't Give Someone No, No, Of Course Not.
You Okay? Something Happen At Work? No, It's Just I-I Miss My Old Condo.
When I Went Home, I Felt Like I Was Coming Home, You Know? You Know What I Think The Problem Is? What? We're Not Having Sex As Much.
Really? Definitely.
You Know, Sie We Stopped Working Together, I've Noticed A Significant Downward Trend.
So You Think We're Not Connecting Because We're Not Having As Much Sex? Exactly.
See, That's Funny, Because I Think We're Not Having Sex Because We're Not Doing Enough Connecting.
What? We Connect All The Time.
Hey, Um, Remember When We Used To Work Together, We Used To Go To That Little Breakfast Place In The Morning? - Mm-Hmm.
- Can Can We Do That Tomorrow? I Found It.
It Was In My Car.
You Have A Dustbuster In Your Car? Yeah, I Like To Keep It Really Clean.
Kind Of A Freak About It.
Me, Too.
I'm Kind Of A Car Guy.
You Replaced The Beans? That Was A Mistake.
Every Time The Chair Needs More Beans, Who Do You Think They're Callg? I Was Just Yeah, But You're Too Nice, Man.
That's Your Problem.
That's Not Gonna Work, Not Here.
Zap Monkey, This Is Not.
You Gotta Work On Your Survival Skills Your Corporate Survival Skills.
Now Listen To Me.
I'm Gonna Help You Out.
Okay, Lookit.
There's Mindy From Payroll.
She Cuts Your Check, And Then She Thinks You Owe Her One.
Stay Away From Her At Lunchtime.
That's Gary Big Boss Man.
Totally Underqualified.
ohayo Gozaimasu.
That's "Good Morning" In Japanese.
Ah.
¿es Verdad, No? español.
Yeah.
Mm-Hmm.
Anyways, I Don't Know If You Guys Know, But The Board Of Gotham Enterprises Is Coming In On Friday For A Shareholders Meeting.
They Wanna See What Our Plans Are For The Future.
If They Like What They See, We Get To Keep The Lights On.
If They Don't I-II'm Sorry, But, Uh, What's Happening With Gary? Oh.
Yeah, Gary.
He's Gonna Be Leaving Us.
He Wants To Spend More Time With His Family.
He's Leaving, Huh? Mm.
It's Unfortunate.
He Was Gonna Spearhead The "Berrytown" Presentation.
It's Really Bad Timing.
I Can Step In.
I Mean, You Know, Just As A Temporary Thing.
Wow.
He Hasn't Even Left The Building Yet.
I Mean, I Just Thought If You Needed The Help Ahem.
No, No, I Like It.
I Do.
I Didn't Think You Had It In You.
Get Ready To Hear From My Lawyer, You Witch! I Might Need Some Legal Advice.
Um, Your Friend Adam He's Aawyer, Right? Yes.
Can You Send Me His Info? Why? 'cause I Need A Good Lawyer, And You Two Know One.
Huh.
Why Does She Need Adam? She Can Get Any Lawyer.
I Don't Know.
Maybe He'd Be Happy For The Gig, You Know? Maybe Opportunity's Knocking For All Of Us.
Dave, I Wouldn't Go In There.
Yep.
Sweet.
The Battery's Also Locat In This Piece Here.
What Do We Do? The Implant's Already Been Turned On.
- Really? - Hey! Hey, Honey! Carrie! Hey, Carrie.
Carrie.
Carrie.
Hi.
Can You Hear Us? Sweetie, Hi.
How How Do You Know If She Can Hear Us? Well, But She Does Hear Something, Right? Most Likely, Yes.
Look, I Just Want You To Go On With Your Normal Family Routine.
Monitor Her Progress For Any Signs Of Language Acquisition, Okay? Okay.
Thank You.
Thank You, Dr.
Palmer.
You're Welcome.
Hi There, Sweetie.
Oh, God.
You Know What We're Gonna Do, Honey? We're Gonna Take You Home, And We're Gonna Blast Some Ac/dc.
You Made Out With The Manny? We Didn't Make Out.
We Kissed, And Then We Stopped Because The Baby Woke Up, And We Went To Our Separate Rooms, And It's Been Weird Ever Since.
I Guess He's Not Gay.
Obviously Not.
What Did Deena Have To Say About All This? I Haven't Told Her Yet.
I Don't Tell Her Everything.
Yes, You Do.
No, I Don't.
You Know What I Think? I Think That You Didn't Ask Deena Because She'd Say You Shouldn't Have Sex With The Nanny.
It'd Be Messy And Weird And Completely Inappropriate.
And I Think You Asked Me Because You Figured I'd Probably Say, "Don't Worry About It.
"Get Your Groove On.
Have Fun And Figure It Out Later.
" Am I Right? Okay, I Haven't Been This Horny In I Don't Know How Long.
So, Yes, Yes.
I Wanna Know That That I Can Do This Inappropriate Thing.
I Think We Should Go, Uh, Get A Mocha At The Coffee Place.
Oh, Then We'll Have To Work Out Three Hours To Just Burn Off The Mocha.
W-Well, You Can Get A Tea.
Well, Jamie? 1000fr.
Com Present Font What About Brian 216 Oh, Hey, Jimmy.
Hi.
Thanks For Meeting Me Here.
Yeah, No Problem.
No Problem At All.
Um My, Uh, My Boss Said That You Asked For Me Personally.
Uh, But U Could've Just Called Directly.
Yeah, But Then What An Asset You Are To The Company.
Um So I Understand Things Are A Little Hectic Over At, Uh, K.
C.
Gaming.
I've Been Firing A Lot Of People Lately.
Ah.
Well, What Is Your Regular Counsel Suggesting? Don't Know If I Can Rely On His Opinion Right Now.
Why Not? I Fired Him.
Well, You Know, Our Firm Would Love To Represent You As A Client.
Grt.
Well, I'd Like you To Be The Lead.
I-I Hope Brian And Dave Didn't Oversell Me, Natasha.
You Know, I Haven't Even Made Partner.
I Know That.
I-I'm Gonna Have To Ask You Why Me? Do You Really Nna Know? Yes.
The Celibacy Thing.
I Find It Fascinating.
The Vow Is So Gutsy Very Extreme.
Well, Kind Of Reminds Me Of, Um Well, Me.
You're Celibate? No, No, No.
I'm Just Choosy.
Yeah, Well, Yeah, Me, Too You Know, I Like To Challenge Myself, And, Uh, You Know, Move Beyond The, Uh, Average Person.
Absolutely.
Challenge.
Anything Else Is Well, Boring.
Yeah.
Boring.
Come On, People.
This Is A Brainstorming Session, Man.
There's No Such Thing As A Bad Idea.
Let Me Hear What You Got.
Yeah, Rudy.
Lay It On Me.
Where Did You Get These Pie Charts? Look, Uh, I Got Bad News For You Guys, Okay? "Berrytown" Is In berry Bad Shape.
All Right? So We Need To Really Sorry.
Breakfast Situation.
There Was This Ridiculous Waiter, And Then Bridget That's My Girlfriend Hey How About, Uh, Next Time You Can Have Breakfast A Little Earlier? Hey, Buddy, Listen, I'm Sorry I Pulled Rank Back There, Okay? Really? I Didn't Notice.
I Just Don't Want The Guys To Think That I'm Playing Favorites.
I Want Them To Look At Me Like I'm A Good Manager, Or At Least Better Than Gary.
Well, You Really Want This Dave Greco A Suit.
Yeah, I Know, Dude.
And Believe Me, I'm Just As Surprised As You Are.
I Don't Know.
It Just Seems Like The Next Logical Step.
Hey, I Have An Idea You Know, Someone That'll Breathe New Life Into "Berrytown.
" Okay.
I'm Listening.
Her Name's Molly Marmalade The Hottest Little Tart In Berrytown.
All The Boys Wanna Get With Her.
Yeah, And All The Girls Or Be Her Best Friend, And We Were Thinking For The, Uh, Gotham Presentation, You Know, Try Something New.
Instead Of The Quickie Graphics On The Overhead Yeah, We Thought We'd Set Up A Kind Of A Show, Like, On A Stage.
Exactly Get Actors Ah.
Look At That.
Raw Trout Ice Cream.
Sounds Yummy.
So, Uh, Is This A Bad Time? hai.
No, No.
It's Called Multitasking, Guys.
Look, We'll Go Back To The Drawing Board.
Did I Say I Didn't Like It? I Like It.
All Right.
Make It Happen.
All Right, Get Going.
You Can't Avoid Talking To Him Forever.
I Don't Have To Avoid Him Forever Just Until Bella's Old Enough To Take Care Of Herself.
It Happened To Me My First Boyfriend, Scott Mcallister, The Captain Of The Football Team.
He Left Me For The Left Outside Linebacker.
Broke My Heart.
My Heart's Not Broken.
I'm Just Saying, I Can Feel Your Pain.
You Offer Yourself To A Man, And He Turns You Down For Another Guy.
That's Gotta Make You Feel Kind Of Weird.
I Mean, Like You Personally Tipped The Scales In The Other Direction.
Are You Trying To Say That That I Turned Him? Because No, Of Course Not.
Just Promise Me You Won't Beat Yourself Up Over It.
Hey, Hillman.
You Take A Look At This Fifth Circuit Decision Yet? Marshmallows.
Pretty Cool, Huh? You Wanna Talk About It? Talk About What? Oh, I Don't Know.
I Mean, Could It Possibly Be Symbolic That You're Firing Off White Pellets All Over The Room? I Don't Know, Man.
This Vow Of Celibacy Thing Best Move I've Ever Made.
I Mean, I'm Going Gangbusters With Peter Green.
You Know, I Feel Like I'm Back On The Fast Track Here.
I Really Do.
So What's The Problem? I'm A Mess.
I Mean, I'm Getting Propositioned Like Never Before, And I Just Met With Natasha Drew For The K.
C.
Gaming Account Look Ayou Go, You Rainmaker.
That's Great No, It's Terrible! She Was Saying 'cause I Couldn't Stop Staring At Her Breasts, Which I'm Pretty Sure She Was Okay With.
Ben Yes, Sir? I'm Out Of Ammo.
I'm About To Burst.
I'm Barley Hanging On, And If That Woman Becomes My Client, I Am Done.
I'm Sorry, Sir.
I've Been Ordered To Cut You Off.
What Are You Talking About? The Cleaning Crew Filed A Complaint.
Gummed Up One Of The Vacuum Cleaners? Oh, Um, Peter Green Wants To See You When You Have A Minute.
Right.
Heh Heh Heh.
See? Whoa.
Uh Right.
You, Uh, You Wanted To See Me, Sir? Hillman, I've Heard Some Troubling Rumors About You.
Plea Tell Me They're Not True.
If This Is, Uh, About The Vacuum Cleaner, I Did I Hear Something About You Taking A Vow Of Celibacy? Uh, Yes.
I-I Made A-A Vow Not To Have Sex Until I De Partner.
Well, You're A Partner Now.
I'm Sorry.
Did You Just Say I'm A Partner? Can't Have Somebody On My That's Distracted.
Congratulations.
You Have No Idea How Long I've Wted To Hear This.
You're Not Planning On Kissing Me, Are You? No, Sir.
Ahem.
Good.
Sit Down.
Listen There Is No More Perilous Time In A Man's Life Than The Moment After He Has Accomplished A Goal.
It Is Critical That He Replace The Previous Goal With A New Goal Right Away.
You Understand What I'm Talking About Here, Hillman? Yes, Sir.
You Want Me To Keep Up The Effort Until I Get My Name On That Front Door.
Tomorrow.
Yes, I Do.
But Tonight I Want You To Get Laid.
What Time Is It? 7:15.
That Only Took Us 15 Minutes? Well, We Know Each Other Now.
Maybe We're Just Good At It.
So Do You Feel More Connected? Sure.
You Wanna Go To Teeka Thai For Some Dinner? You Know I Hate Teeka Thai.
I Don't Know Why I'm So Nervous.
I Know.
It's Not Like Flirting On The Phone, Huh? There Are Things We Can Talk About, Though.
For Example, Geneva's Teacher Called Me Today And What I Was Thinking Is That Maybe We Wouldn't Have To Talk About The Kids.
In Fact, I Was Inking We Could Pretend Like We Don't Even Have Children.
Okay.
What Do We Talk About? I Have No Idea.
What Do People Talk About On Their First Date? Uh We Could We Could Talk About, Uh, You Know, Like Where You Went To College.
You Know Where I Went To College.
Deena, Come On.
There's Gotta There was This Guy.
Huh, This Should Be Good.
It Was A Long Time Ago.
Mm-Hmm.
It Was In College.
Mm-Hmm.
Uh, He Was At The Student Union, And He Was Looking For A Book To Buy For One Of His Clases.
And, Uh, He Couldn't Afford A New One, And, Uh, There Wasn't A Used One.
So He Was Just Sort Of Standing There And Counting His Change.
I I Thought He Was Kind Of Cute, So, Um, I, Uh, Secretly Put My Used Copy That I Was Gonna Buy Back On The Shelf When He Wasn't Looking, And And I Waited To See If He Would Find It.
An-And He Did.
And He Was He Was Really Happy.
I Used To, Um, Hang Out After That Class, Sort Of Hover, You Know, And, Uh, Pretend I Was Walking In The Same Direction As Him Until He Finally finally Said Hello.
Which Took You Forever, By The Way.
You Never Told Me That Story Before.
I Haven't Thought About It In A Long Time.
Well, Now I Feel Bad, 'cause I Totally Could've Bought The Book New.
I Was Just Saving My Money For Beer.
Uh-Huh.
Well, That's Good Good To Know, Because You Owe Me $9.
Oh, Man, You Are So Barking Up The Wrong Tree, 'cause I'm Broke.
I Know.
You Are My Wingman Tonight.
What Are You Talking About? I Ma Partner, pardner.
Oh, My God.
It's About Time.
I Know, Right? Slacker.
I Know, Huh? So Tonight I'm Giving Myself License To Have Wanton, Reckless Sex With The First Woman Who Says Yes.
Adam Made Partner.
Oh, My God.
Congratulations! Easy There Now, Partner.
Come On.
Right, Right.
Sorry.
You Know What? Uh, Bridget And I Were Just Gonna Head Out For Dinner.
Oh, That's Great.
You Know, A Woman's Touch It'll Make Me Look Less Desperate.
I Don't Know About That.
You Two Figure Out Where We're Gonna Go Eat, And, Uh, Be Right Back.
Where we're Gonna Go Eat? This Is A Big Deal For Him.
No, I Know It Is, But I Feel Like I'm Living In A Dorm Room.
This Is So Not A Dorm Room.
Hey! Is This How You Pictured It? I Could Wear A Shorter Skirt.
Ishat Even Possible? She's Helping Me Out With The "Berrytown" Prentation.
hello.
Stephanie, Right? I'm Adam.
Remember Me? Stephanie Is Fantastic.
Oh, Quick.
Give Me The 4-1-1.
Who Are You? Coolio? Yeah, Just Tell Me Something About Her.
Like, What Does She Like? Movies? Sports? Music? What? Okay, Okay, Okay.
She's Her Dad's A Doctor.
She Likes French Films, Or Maybe It's French Fes.
Oh, Volleyball! I Think She Was On Her High School Volleyball Team.
How Do You Know I Don't.
Thank You.
Yeah.
Toast.
Oh, Right.
Um How About A Toast To Adam's Good News? What Gd News? Adam Made Partner Today.
Oh, Please.
It's Not that Big Of A Deal.
I Mean, Who Wants To Hear About My Boring Job? It's People's Hobbies That Make Them Interesting.
Yeah.
You Know What I Like To Do To Relax? I Love To Play A Little Beach Volleyball.
Oh, God.
There's Nothing Like That Feeling Of Sand Between Your Toes And Leather Against Your Hands.
I Mean You Know What I Mean.
And That Volleyball In "Cast Away" Wilson.
That Thing Should've Won The Oscar.
Can We Get Some More Champagne, Please? Good Night.
Thanks.
Wow.
Didn't Think She'd Ever Leave.
Yeah, I Guess We Could've Worked This Part Out Better You Know, The Whole Logistics Part.
Yeah.
Mm.
Wanted To Give You A Good Night Kiss At Your Front Door, But Guess The Staircase Could Be The Front Door.
Hmm? Come On, M'lady.
Follow Me 'cross These Puddles If You Don't Mind.
Thank You For Walking Me To My Front Door.
Yeah.
I Had A Really Good Time Tonight.
Me, Too.
Can't Be Our Children, 'cause We Don't Have Chiren Yet.
I Know.
So Who Are They? I Have No Idea, But Maybe We Should Check On Them Yeah.
Make Sure They're All Tucked In So There Won't Be Any More Interruptions.
That's A Good Idea.
I'll Race You.
Okay.
Dave, I-I Want You To Come Here And Feel Her Foread.
Is She As Hot As I Think She Is? Um, What Do You Think We Should Do? Oh, Honey.
She's Burning Up.
I Think She Needs To Go To The Hospital.
Okay, Well, At Least We Know What's Causing The Fever.
Your Daughter Has An Inner Ear Infection.
Yeah, I Knew It.
I Take It, Uh, She Had Her Implant Surgery Done Recently? About Four Weeks Ago.
So What Does That Mean? Is It Not Working? Not As Far As I Can Tell.
dr.
Pachefsky, multiple G.
S.
W.
But Our Doctor Look, Honestly, Folks, I'm Really Not An Expert In These Things, But Right Now Your Daughter Cannot Hear Anything In That Ear At All.
We Gotta Move G.
S.
W.
Okay.
Sorry, You Said What? I'm Sure Your Doctor Told You This Was A Possibility, But From What I've Read, Babies Can Pick Up Sign Language Very Quickly.
Hey, Hold On A Second, Doc.
We're Extremely Short-Staffed Tonight.
The Nurse Will Prescribe The Antibiotics.
Okay, Rough Start, But I Think It Picked Up There At The End.
All I Need Is A Little Alone Time To Seal The Deal.
It Won't Take Much.
I Think It Might Take More Time Than You Have.
She Wants Us To Drive Her Home.
I Don't Think She's Feeling Well.
When Did That Happen? I Don't Know.
Maybe She Drank Too Much.
She Had Half A Glass Of Champagne.
You Know What? You're An Awful Wingman.
What Are You Talking About? I Toasd Your Promotion.
No, I Think We Both Realize That You owe Me For A Lot Of Things.
Okay, You Want The Truth? She's Not Sick She Just Doesn't Like You.
She Doesn't Like Me? You Know What? I'll Just Talk To Her When I Drive Her Home.
You Know, Smooth Things Over.
Thanks.
Thank You, Sir.
Have A Good Night.
Thanks.
I'm Just Gonna Kiss Her Good Night Again.
So, Uh, I Tivo'd The "Flava Of Love" Marathon, If You're Interested.
We Need To Talk.
Yeah.
I Saw You The Other Day At This Car, With This Guy, Talking Kind Of Intimately.
I'm So Sorry.
I Asked You Straight Out If You Were Gay, And You You Lied To Me.
No, Uh, You Never Let Me Answer The Question.
Well, I'm Asking You Now.
Are You Gay? Yeah.
Then Why Did You Kiss Me The Other Night? I Don't Know.
I Don't.
I Just, Um It's Been Kind Of A Dry Spell, And I've Been Struggling With This For A While, And Also Because, Uh, I Was I Mean, I-I am Very Attracted To You.
Um I Love Your Wacky Sense Of Humor And Your, Uh, Sophistication And Your Vulnerability.
You Think I'm Wacky? When I Kissed You, I Swear It Was With The Best Of Intentions.
I Just Didn't Feel Anything.
You Really Felt Nothing? No In Fact, It Was Horrible, But, Um, But Only Because I Wanted It So Badly.
Deena Thinks That I Turned You Gay.
What? Are You Kidding Me? You Almost Single-Handedly Turned Me Straight.
Nicole, You're An Incredibly Sexy Woman.
But Only In Theory.
Or We Could Try Something Like This? You Know What? We Need Something A Little Sexier.
Hmm.
Well, We Could Try This Sort Of An Itsy Bit Of Southern Drawl.
That's It.
That That's It! You Thi? Oh, Yeah.
We Make A Good Team.
Yet You're Trying To Foist Me Off On To Your Friend.
Listen, I'm Sorry It Didn't Work Out Tonight, And For Giving Adam Information About You.
He Just Wanted To Impress You.
That's All Right.
I Understand.
But, Uh, By The Way, I Played Basketball, Not Volleyball.
I Know.
I Just Wanted To See What He'd Do.
You Really Should Give Him Another Chance.
You Know, He's A Great Guy.
I Believe You, But, Uh That's Not Why I'm Not Into Adam.
No? I'm Not Into Adam Because I'm Kind Of Into You.
Uh I Can't.
I'm, Um, Really Flattered, Um, But I'm Really Trying To Make This Work.
You're Not Upset, Are You? Oh, No.
No.
I Hope You're Not, Either.
I Was Just, Uh, I Don't Know Testing The Waters.
Yeah.
So I Tomorrow At 4:00? I'll Be There.
All Right.
Okay.
Good Night.
Good Night.
Hey.
Hey.
We Didn't Wake You, Did We? Have You Been Up Long? Mnh-Mnh.
I Was Just Thirsty.
Yeah.
Stephanie Just Left.
Yeah, I Think We Finally Got The Voice Down.
Oh, Good.
By The Way I Don't Know Who Turned Who Down But Adam Should Be Thankful.
He's Too Good For Her.
Okay.
We'll Be Starting In A Few Moments, So Please Take Your Seats.
Hey.
How Are We Doing? Are We Ready? Yeah.
You Know About, Uh, Dave's Family Emergency, Right? Oh, Yes.
That's Why I Don't Have A Family No Emergencies.
Hmm.
Why Is There A Guy Dressed Like A Tennis Racket? Oh, He's A Waffle.
Wayne The Waffle! Oh.
Don't Worry.
I Spoke To Dave.
We Have Everything Under Control.
I'm Not Worried.
Okay, Yoknow What? I Don't Like The Fact That You're Not Worried.
That Worries Me.
All Right.
Magic Time, Guys.
"H" What Are You Doing, Dave? I Think I'm Saying Hello.
She Doesn't Understand That.
Well, No, Not Yet, But Maybe Soon.
Come Here, Baby.
Come Here.
Now You Try.
You Take Your Little Paws Try To Make An "H" Here.
She Already Made An "H.
" Come On, Honey.
It Can't Hurt To Learn Sign Language.
She Doesn't Have To Learn Right This Minute.
What's Your Problem, Deen? Some Kid Just Out Of Medical School Says Carrie's Never Gonna Hear, And You Wanna Take His Word As Gospel? Excuse Me If I Would Like To Hear What Dr.
Palmer Has To Say.
Just Don't Want Her To Fall Behind.
Carrie Is Gonna He, Okay? I Know It.
I Believe It, Even If You Don't.
Come Here, Sweetie.
Our Average Game Player Is A 6-Year-Old Girl But 9-Year-Old Girls Are The Fastest Growing Segment Of The Gaming Market If "Berrytown" Wants A Slice Of That Demographic It Needs To Grow Up, And Fast.
So Today We're Throwing A Birthday Party! Allow Me To Introduce Our Newest "Berrytown" Friend She's A Little Bit Sweet, She's A Little Bit Sticky, And She's Always Getting In A Jam Miss Molly Marmalade! Hey, Y'all! It's Time To Get berry-Licious.
"Time To Get berry-Licious.
" kanpai! Anybody Up For Some Karaoke? Yeah! She's Really Perfect.
You Know, I Have To Confess.
I Was, Uh, Quite Impressed With The Job You Did Today.
Thank You, But This Was, Uh, Really Dave's Doing.
You Know, He Set The Direction.
I Just Followed His Lead.
Yeah, Well, That's Gonna Have To Change.
I'm Promoting You To V.
P.
Starting Monday.
Dave And The Rest Of The Department Will Now Be Following your Lead.
What? No.
No.
He's Got The Experience, The The Management Skills.
I Don't Deserve It.
Brian, You Kicked Ass Today.
The Japanese Loved You.
What If I Say I Won't Take It? You're Loyal To Your Friends.
That's That's Cute.
Well, No Matter What You Do, I'm Not Giving The Promotion To Dave.
Take Some Time Thinking About It.
Make A Decision.
Let Me Know Later Tonight.
Come On.
Talk To Me.
I Used To Have Great Boobs, You Know? Even Gay Guys Couldn't Stop Staring At 'em.
They're Still Impressive.
Not When Bella And The Breast Pump Get Done With 'em.
I'm Gonna Be Alone For The Rest Of My Life.
No, You're Not.
Really? Yeah, You Got Bella, Don't You? But She's Gonna Grow Up.
I Barely Speak To My Mother.
Yeah, That's A Good Point.
Neither Do I.
You're Not Very Good At This, Are You? Not Really, No.
She's Not That Hot Right? Oh, Hell, No.
She's Hot.
She's A Total "Hey, Jimmy.
" You Really Blew That One, Hillman.
I Don't Get It.
You Know, I Was Just Peeling The Girls Off Of Me.
Irony, Man It's A Bitch.
Hold On.
Hey, Another Round.
Talk About Your Good Timing.
Yeah Best Of Luck With That.
Hey There.
Hmm.
Let Me Guess.
You're Not Celibate Anymore.
Well, Actually, I've Just Made Partner, And, Uh, I'm Looking For Someone To, Um, Celebrate With.
Ooh, Ooh, Wait, Uh Someone Like Me? Not Someone like You, But, Uh, You.
So What, A Quickie In The Girls' Room Or Maybe The Backseat Of Your Car? Uh Yeah.
Okay.
But I've Gotta Move My Golf Clubs In The Back, But Cool Your Jets, Flyboy.
What? I Liked It Better When You Were Playing Hard To Get.
Remember? I Like More Of A Challenge.
Why Don't I Just Go, Uh, Back Over There And Start Over Again? Actually, Why Don't You Go Back Over There And Introduce Me To Your Friend? He's Hot.
He's Married.
Perfect.
I Need A Double Anything.
Make It Quick.
In Case You're Thinking Of Setting Me Up In The Future So Not My Type.
Hey.
Hey, Buddy.
How'd It Go? Great.
You Know, As Great As These Things Go, For A Work Thing.
How'd It Go At The Doctor's? Uh, Not Great, Bri.
The, Uh He Confirmed What The Other Doctor Said.
Oh, No.
Oh, Ma I'm Sorry.
You Know Us, Man.
We Deal, And We Move On, Right? Yeah.
So, Uh, So Come On.
Give Me Some Details.
Um, Well, The, Uh, Japanese Guys Are Obsessed With Stephanie, As You Could Guess.
And And What About Natasha? Is She, Uh, Is She Happy? What's Her Vibe Like? Uh, You Know, Just Being Her Usual Self.
I Mean, Did She Talk About The Promotion? Well, You Know What? Was She Happy? Hey, Call Me Tomorrow, And We'll Talk About Everything.
Whoo! Hello? Are You Awake? Yeah.
Yeah, What's Up? I Wanted To Apologize To You For, Uh, How Dismissive I Was Of You This Afternoon.
I Don't Know Why It's So Hard For Me To Talk About This.
Well, Maybe We Could Meet For A Coffee In The Kitchen.
No.
I Don't Think I Can Look You In The Eye And Say What I Have To Say.
Um I Could Promise Not To Look At You While You're Talking.
You Keep Telling Me That I Have To Accept The Fact That Carrie Is Deaf.
But If I Do That, Then, Um I Forced You Into A Quick Decision About The Surgery.
I Know That.
And, Uh, We Did It, And It Didn't Work.
And Now There's Nothing We Can Do To Fix It.
And It's My Fault.
Look, Deen It Is.
I Cost Carrie Any Chance She Would Ever Have Of Hearing Again.
And There's Nothing You Can Say That Is Gonna Make Me Feel Different.
There's Thing You Can Say That Will Make Me Feel Better.
I Just Remembered That On Our Date I Never Got My Good Night Kiss.
Hey.
Hey.
What Are You Doing Out Here? Studying For A Midterm.
It's A Little Too Crowded For Me In There.
Stephanie? Yeah, I Think She's With One Of Those Guys From Tokyo.
Wow.
When I Told Her To Woo The Guys At Gotham, I Yeah, I Don't Know But Guys Seem To Like Her A Lot.
Well, I Better, Uh, Get Upstairs.
Bridget's Probably Mad At Me.
She's, Um, She's Been Mad At You A Lot Lately.
I Know.
I Feel Like I Y I'm Sorry At Least Five Times A Day.
It Shouldn't Be So Hard To Be In A Relationship, You Know? I'm Not So Sure.
I Think Maybe Relationships Are Supposed To Be Hard So That You Can Work At 'em.
And Otherwise, How Are You Supposed To Know How Much They're Worth? Not Sure I Agree With You.
Just Because It's Difficult Doesn't Mean It's Right.
Well, I'm Not So Sure I Agree With Myself, Either.
I Should, Uh, Probably Get Up There, Actually.
I'll Be Out Here For A While If You Feel Like Discussing Abnormal Psychology.
Ah, I love Abnormal Psychology.
Ah, My Beanbag Chair.
It's Back! Hey.
Hey.
That Is So Awesome.
Thank You.
You Know, I'm Gonna Put It In The Corner So No One Can See It.
I Swear.
And You Know What? Tomorrow You And I We're Gonna Do A Little Furniture Shopping, And Oh, I-I'm Sorry.
This Is Awkward.
What? I, Um, Got You Your Chair Back As A Gesture.
I'm Leaving.
The Beanbag's Staying.
What Are You Talking About? You Just Moved In.
I Think We Can Tell That This Isn't Gonna Work Out.
You Know, Sometimes When People Move In Together, They Can Tell Right Away If They're Not Right For Each Other.
This Is One Of Those Times.
And You Have That Much Experience With This? Yeah, I Do.
And I Don't Have Any Say? No, You Do Have A Say, Brian, And You Say It Every Night When You Go Out With Your Friends Or You Hang Out With The Girls Downstairs.
Oh, I Can't Believe We're Back To This Again.
It's Not About That, Brian.
It's About Us And Our Future.
Yeah, Which You're Just Throwing Away Because You're Scared.
You're Breaking Up Because There's A Chance You Might Get Hurt.
Brian, I Just I Just Don't Wanna Do This Anymore.
When I Look At My Future, I Don't See Us Together.
You Might Not Hurt Me Now, But But You Will Someday.
Bridge You Can't Say That You Won't.
Nobody Can, But Don't.
Don't.
I-I Always Go With My Gut, And My Gut Is Telling Me To Leave.
Bridget, Come On.
Let Me Go, Brian, Please.
Fine.
Whatever You Want.
Um I Can, Um, Get My Stuff Tomorrow.
Yeah, Whatever.
Take Your Time.
I Can I Can Sleep On The Couch Tonight.
No.
No, You You Take The Bed.
That Was Great.
It Was Better Than Great.
It Was Forceful And Masculine And Necessary Very Necessary.
But I Don't Think I Have To Tell You That We Can Never, Ever Do This Again.
And No One Can Ever Find Out About This.
Okay? Absolutely.
It'll Be Our Little Secret.