Harvey Beaks (2015) s02e17 Episode Script

1 [cheerful music.]
Harvey Harvey Harvey [moans.]
Hmm.
Well, you definitely have a fever.
Wait, who's got a fever? - You all do.
- What? Do I look sick to you? You look so pretty, Fee.
And guess what? This lucky guy is her twin.
I think it's my fault, Dad.
I share everything with my friends.
That's just what buddies do.
I mean, that's why you and Mommy share your bed.
Let me see.
Hmm, 102 degrees.
New record! Whoo! - Whoo! - Whoo! [kids coughing.]
I think it's bedtime.
- Comfy? - Yeah.
My body feels like lava and snow at the same time.
All right, champ, just get some rest and you'll feel fine.
Wait! We want a bedtime story.
- Yeah.
- Like an adventure.
In a fantasy wonderland.
That's also real.
I just love reality.
A fantasy adventure story that's also real, huh? Hmm [dings.]
I think I know a great story.
[soft music.]
So, once upon a time, in a magical place called college.
What's college? Is it like a castle? Uh, yeah.
But with debt.
And right here, there's, like, a lollipop tree.
Okay.
Anyways, our hero was a student at castle college.
Yeah, he was a really cool guy.
Undeclared major, working part time at the library.
- What was his name? - His name? Yeah.
I need to know his name to get really invested.
Okay, uh, his name was Juhhh-ayynn-gulls.
- Jangles.
- Okay, cool.
Thanks.
So one day, Jangles was organizing scrolls with his friend, and his name was, uh Mop.
Yes, all was good in ye olde bookshop.
But things were about to change.
Everyone stand back! We have a dangerous prisoner coming through.
Now this prisoner was a real - Ooh! Pirate! - Uh, sure.
All right, you little trouble maker.
Get off me! As punishment for your crimes, you'll be Yeah, yeah, I'll be doing some community service while thinking about what a bad girl I've been.
She wasn't like any girl he'd ever seen.
Jangles.
Jaaa-ngles.
Huh? Oh! Sorry, Mop.
Look at this garbage woman.
I'm sick of training these interns.
Yeah, garbage woman.
Hey, you two work here, right? Someone's gonna need to keep an eye on the new girl.
I'll do it.
Uh, hey there.
Uh, serving time, huh? - Who's asking? - My Jang's namgles.
Uh, I mean, Jy names Mangles.
Oh, uh, Jangles.
M-m-my name is Jangles.
Ahem.
So, uh, what exactly did you do? [scoffs.]
More like what didn't I do.
More like what didn't I do [all laughing.]
More like what didn't I do More like what didn't I do Oh, my gosh.
You're so wild.
Got that right.
I love her.
By the way, name's Muesli.
"Muesli"? Are you serious? What kinda name is that? Hey, come on, guys.
I'm trying.
So, like, I just gotta put these books away or whatever? It may sound like nothing, but it can actually be quite challenging.
[grunting.]
Whew.
So don't be discouraged if you don't Turns out Muesli could shelve books like no one's ever seen before.
Magic and organizing.
This story has everything.
- Wow.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Is Jangles in lo [snoring.]
[chuckles.]
Well[goofy laughter.]
So anyway, Jangles really wanted to say something to impress Muesli.
So, he mustered up his courage, took a deep breath, and then he - Punched a book.
- Hyah! Oh, uh And then Muesli gets possessed by a ghost.
[ghostly moaning.]
Then the ghost got bored and left.
Then Jangles pants got so poofy.
And then Muesli's optometrist called her and told her she doesn't have to wear her eyepatch anymore.
Also, they're in the desert now.
And Muesli has a pretty sun dress.
And then Jangles turns into a giant.
And Muesli grows bat wings.
- And sunglasses.
- And then the sun explodes! - And then what? - They're in space now.
Oh, okay.
Anything else? Nope, we're good.
Continue.
All righty.
Wow, can you believe we spent the whole day together? And you did in a day what would have taken me a week.
You've got a gift, Muesli.
Would you cut that out? It's not anything special.
What are you talking about? It's very special.
Well, that is, you're very special.
Even though she didn't admit it, Muesli really did enjoy doing library work.
And she was happy someone actually noticed.
Can the ship have bigger boosters? Mm, sure, buddy.
And powered by mint chocolate chip ice cream.
- Okay, this is the last pile.
- Great.
Then I can finally get out of here.
Oh.
You don't have to leave, you know.
Well, have you ever thought about switching your major to library science? I have a feeling that someone like you could do something really great with space books.
If you wanted to.
You do? I mean, ha, yeah, right.
I'm way too hardcore for that.
Could you even imagine? Me hanging out in a library all day like a total lame-o? Oh, okay.
Oh.
I Jangles, I-I didn't mean [crashing.]
[chuckles.]
awesome.
Doors are too mainstream.
What on earth? I mean, uh, what on space? What are you guys doing here? Wait, you know these hooligans? Uh, Muesli, babe, what are you doing here? This place is, like, geek central.
I mean, look at this, honestly, what is it? A calculator? Yeah, what gives? You here to pummel some nerd buns or something? You want to pummel my buns? No.
She wants to pummel you, idiot.
Guys, I got this covered.
You can go.
I'll meet up with you later.
- Hey, check out this dork.
- [grunting.]
Hey! Ha-ha.
I'm gonna punch his butt.
- Ow! - Hey! [laughter.]
- Listen up! - Huh? Jangles was nervous, but he wanted to save his friend.
So he looked them right in the eyes, pointed his finger at them, I meanI mean, his robot claw.
He pointed right at them and said Cut it out, you bozos.
- And? - Yeah, what happened next? Tell us now! Quickly, Irving! Before I die! [chuckles.]
Okay, okay.
Now where was I? So things actually weren't looking so good for Jangles, but just then Hey, Muesli, check out this [energy pulsating.]
Kids: Ooh! - What the - [gasps.]
Oh, my gosh, Muesli? What gives? Why are you helping these nerds? - Nerds? - Hey, you know what? - Maybe I'm a nerd too.
- R-Really? Shut up, Jangles.
So, uh, does this mean you don't want to help us put this guy in the trash can or what? Or you could go out with me.
Let him go right now, you posers.
- Jangles? - Yeah? - Book me.
- Oh, my gosh.
I mean, we just met, but, uh, okay.
I mean give me some books.
I'm gonna take these punks down, librarian style.
Ah.
Our hands just kinda touched.
Stand back.
Hi-yah! Excelsior! Muesli, that was amazing.
You knocked out those bullies whilst simultaneously organizing books.
Did you seriously just say "whilst"? - Uh, yeah, is that okay? - Whatever.
Just get on.
And that's when things really got intense.
[both screaming.]
[engine revving.]
[laughing.]
You are the coolest! Would you knock it off with the compliments? Hey, no.
I'm not gonna stop.
You're the coolest person I've ever met, and I don't care if you think I'm lame.
I am lame! - Ah-ha, Jangles! [maniacal laughter.]
Yeah! Punk rock! You know what I buy every year? Those yoga baby calendars.
Whoa! It's a calendar of babies doing yoga poses, andah! And it's cute! Look, I'm not a tough guy, but I have feelings for you, Muesli.
- What? - Um, I hate to interrupt, but They're gaining on us! Ahh! We're gonna get creamed.
No, Jangles, I'm going to get creamed.
[gasps.]
Mop! Ladies, here I come! [exploding.]
[coughing.]
Oh, well, I guess none of them are single.
So [chuckles.]
that was pretty, uh, dramatic back there, huh? [whimpers.]
Jangles, I I-I think you're really sweet.
Let's go out on a date.
Butokay.
And so Muesli and Jangles went on a date.
Actually, they went on a whole bunch of dates.
And they ended up getting together, and they lived happily ever after.
The end.
All: Yay! [all snoring.]
Yoo-hoo.
[all snoring.]
Aww.
All right, let's get you to bed, Jangles.
Okay.
[laughter.]
[music.]
Okay, new rule.
The floor is lava.
No! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! [laughing.]
Oh, my goodness.
Who will save all these defenseless babes from the burnin'? Oh, I'll do it.
I'll save the babes.
[grunts.]
Better hurry, dude.
'Cause I kinda feel like dipping my head in.
Fee, no! [grunting.]
[glass breaking.]
[laughing.]
Uh, Foo, please be careful.
[grunting.]
[glass breaking.]
Don't worry.
Almost there! [grunting.]
Oh, this isn't good.
[chuckles.]
[grunting.]
[grunts.]
The outside is lava too.
Oh! Whoa! [upbeat music.]
That's everything.
Another sacrifice for the Foo box.
Foo box? What's that? It's where we put all the things you break.
And then your old man here can use his mad skills to fix 'em.
Wuhwhoa! Whoa nelly.
Anyway.
Hey, where'd Foo go? Both: Uh.
[humming.]
[crashing.]
And that's everything.
[grunting.]
Whew.
Looks like the Foo box is getting a little full.
[chuckles.]
That's okay.
We can put more in Fee and Harvey's boxes.
We don't have boxes.
I only have a precious memories box filled with love.
[shimmering.]
And I only break stuff on purpose.
[grunts.]
[chuckles.]
That means I'm the best at breaking.
Yeah, you sure are, bud.
You've even broken more stuff than Michelle, and she's a very clumsy baby.
I beat a baby, I beat a baby.
We still love you, even when you break stuff we really care about.
Like my precious memory box.
[shimmering.]
[sighs.]
Wha? I break stuff you care about? [vase and glass shattering.]
Ahh! [grunting.]
Did you care about this? Hey, man, it's no big deal.
Don't patronize me! I don't want to be a breaker.
You know what? I'm gonna do something about this.
[crashing.]
Sorry.
Dang.
This place is some kind of crystal garden or something.
This is just like my grandma's house, but without all the smells.
Hey, handsome.
So, you and Foo come here to admire nature's beauty? And to smash stuff.
Hi-yah! Oh.
I guess that makes sense.
[panting.]
All right, Foo, what do you want to show us? Okay, I built an obstacle course so I can train myself not to break things, even though I want to.
I'm gonna try really, really hard to be gentle, even though they're begging for it.
This is the beginning of a new Foo.
A delicate Foo.
Okay, so first, I'm gonna weave in between these pokey things, swing across this pit of spikes, and do a backflip through this hoop.
And I'm gonna start it off by hopping over this tiny rock.
I like that.
Starting small.
Yep, here I go.
Whoa! Ahh! Pokey things! Ahh! Pit of spikes! Ahh! Hoop! Ahh! Ooh! Ahh! [crashing.]
Foo! [panting.]
Good thing we took a shortcut through this graveyard.
Well, that's the last of my detective Dirk band aids.
Yep.
You'll be better in no time.
[deflating.]
Foo! Don't do that in Harvey's room.
Wait, if he's not here, then where is he? [groaning.]
Foo, be careful.
You're really close to the S.
S.
Harvey there.
[groaning.]
Oh, geez, here it comes.
[groaning.]
Huh? [grunting.]
Did you guys just see that? How did you do that? I don't know.
I guess the obstacle course worked.
I smashes so much stuff, I got no smashing left in me.
I'm cured! [laughing.]
Hee, ha, hoo, ha.
Whoo! Both: Whoa.
[dings.]
Oh, hi, Michelle.
[grunting.]
[whimsical music.]
Yeah! Yeah, feel that beat.
What a guy.
I guess my imaginary date's not showing up.
[sighs.]
Ooh! [whimsical looping.]
Ah! [buzzing.]
Wow, dude.
You haven't broken anything in hours.
That's got to be a record.
Yep.
I'm impressive.
To celebrate, I say we throw a party.
[chuckles.]
And I'll bring the punch.
[chuckles.]
That's a good one.
[growling.]
Ugh! That's weird.
[growling.]
Ugh! Ugh! Ha-ha! Heh! I don't think we can punch each other.
Huh, interesting.
[both screaming.]
[all screaming.]
[Oriental music.]
[slurping.]
Well, hello, children.
Are you here to play with Princess? Prin Both: No, no, no, no.
That's okay.
We need your help.
You're like a doctor, right, Doctor Roberts? I'm doctor, yes.
Now hop up here.
[struggling.]
Oh, my.
Do you think you can help him? Hmm.
Well, it says here that we have these contraptions in our bodies called "bon-ez.
" And it looks like Foo has broken every single one.
[both gasping.]
And if he doesn't get help, he'll eventually turn into gelatinous mush, and not the kind you eat.
Well, what do we do? Can we give him medicine or something? Children, our bodies don't need medicine.
The answer to all our bodily ailments lie in the stars.
Pick a number.
I think we need to get a second opinion.
[humming.]
Dear computer, how do we fix my best friend's bones? - So, your first name is Doctor? - Yes.
So, does that make you Doctor Doctor Roberts? - No.
- It says here all he needs is bed rest and a full body cast.
Then we'll have old Foo back in no time.
What? I don't want to go back to being the old Foo.
That was the whole reason we came to the doctor.
- Well, you can't make me! - A body cast? Oh, is that what this is? I was using it as a scarecrow in the winter season.
Ahh! No! Get it away! [panting.]
I'll take that.
Thanks! Glad I was able to help.
[panting.]
[panting.]
Foo! Get in this cast now! [panting.]
Both: Foo! [grunting.]
Stop right there.
[grunts.]
This is for your own good, Foo.
No! [grunts.]
[grunting.]
All right, let's get him home.
Oof! [panting.]
I really wish I didn't see that.
[panting.]
You can't run from us forever.
How would you feel if you were the only one breaking everything anyone loves? I can't carry that weight because I can't carry anything.
[both gasping.]
[both panting.]
You're gonna really hurt yourself.
No kidding.
Look! [water gushing.]
[grunting.]
But, Foo, if you stay this way, you'll turn into jelly.
Well, jelly doesn't break stuff.
Look, dude, I'd rather watch you break every last thing in Harvey's house than watch you turn into a blob of mush.
Uh, yeah.
Me too.
Please, Foo, just let us help you.
[sighs.]
Okay.
[triumphant music.]
Ahh! No! - Ahh! - Whoa! Guys! Stupid jelly hands.
[grunting.]
Oh, no.
How did I get here? Oh, no! Help! [grunting.]
[fast-paced music.]
No! [all screaming.]
[grunting.]
Ooh! I have an idea! [grunting.]
Uh, Foo? [all screaming.]
Great thinking, Foo.
Maybe I shouldn't get the cast.
Both: No.
[grunting.]
Oh, man.
Whew.
[upbeat music.]
I picked out all my favorite board games.
- What should we play first? - Eh, it doesn't matter.
We have six to eight weeks to get through all of them.
- Right, pal? - Ow.
[slurping.]
Can I have another box?