Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e17 Episode Script
Hair of the Cat/Tenting Tonight
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OK. SOLUTION NUMBER ONE
FOR PLANT NUMBER ONE.
HEATHCLIFF, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLANT FOOD,
AND THEN I'LL BECOME SO RICH
THAT I'LL HAVE TO HIRE PEOPLE
JUST TO COUNT MY MONEY.
I'LL BE THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
OF COURSE YOU RECOGNIZE ME.
I'M THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
HA HA HA!
THE KING OF
PLANT FOOD? HMM.
I GUESS SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO DO IT.
YOU'RE NOT MY
BROTHER
Announcer: AND NOW PET TV
RETURNS WITH THE WINNER
OF THE MOST HANDSOME CA
IN THE WORLD CONTEST.
THOSE GUYS
WITH THE LONG HAIR
ARE THE STUPIDES
CATS I'VE EVER SEEN.
HA! A DISGRACE
TO CATHOOD.
AND THE WINNER IS
NUMBER 3!
OH, NO!
[APPLAUSE]
[FEMALES SQUEALING]
UH-OH.
WELL, THIS SEASON,
IF YOU'RE A CAT,
I HOPE YOU'VE GO
LONG HAIR.
WELL, OUR TIME IS UP,
SO GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.
LONGHAIRED CATS.
WHAT'S THIS WORLD
COMING TO?
OHH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HUH?
[WHAM]
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
AAH!
AAH! HEATHCLIFF,
YOU JUST SPILLED
MY BEST SOLUTION--
THE ONE THA
WAS GOING TO
MAKE ME RICH.
YOUR PAW IS SOAKING
IN WHAT WAS THE WORLD'S
GREATEST PLANT FOOD.
YOU'VE RUINED ME!
GET OUT! GO! SCAT!
YOW!
MMM. YUM.
HUH?
MAY I HELPYOU, SIR?
AAH!
AAH! YOW!
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
HUH?
OW!
UH!
OH, HEATHCLIFF!
NOT AGAIN!
WOW! LOOK AT THAT.
[MUTTERING]
DON'T MOVE.
I WANT TO KEEP YOU
UNDER STRIC
SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATION.
WE'VE GOT TO MEASURE
YOUR PROGRESS.
HMM. YES.
I SEE. OF COURSE!
WHY NOT?
IT MAKES SENSE.
HMM.
HOLD STILL,
HEATHCLIFF.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
POP FREE FROM
THOSE WIRES.
WANT TO BET?
UHH! UH! ERR!
YOW!
HMM. NOW,
HEATHCLIFF,
I KNOW SCIENCE
ISN'T ALWAYS
COMFORTABLE,
BUT IF I GET RICH,
THEN YOU'LL HAVE
ALL THE FISH
YOU WANT.
NOW, WON'T THA
BE NICE?
PROMISES, PROMISES.
COME BACK!
WE DON'T KNOW WHA
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOUR HAIR MAY NEVER
STOP GROWING!
AAH!
AAH!
Heathcliff: I'M SOYUCK!
THAT WASN'T A GROW FORMULA--
THAT WAS AN UGLY FORMULA!
NOW WHAT?
A COMB. A COMB!
MY KINGDOM FOR A COMB.
HI, SONJA! UH,
BEAUTIFUL DAY, EH?
HEATHCLIFF!
YEAH. SONJA, CAN I
BORROW YOUR COMB
FOR A SECOND?
PLEASE?
HERE.
THANKS, BABE.
HEATHCLIFF! WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO YOU?
COOL IS WHA
HAPPENED TO ME,
BABY.
TOTALLY COOL.
LATER, PUSSYCAT.
OOH!
YOW!
MEOW!
BYE-BYE, GIRLS.
[PURR]
OOH!
MY OLD DOLL
FINALLY WORE OUT.
WHAT GOOD IS A CARRIAGE
WITHOUT A BABY?
OH!
THAT'S GREAT.
AAH!
THERE.
NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
YEAH. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
[MEOW MEOW]
NOW, THAT SHOULD BE
A LITTLE BETTER.
HOLD STILL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MUSS
YOUR PRETTY CURLS.
WANT TO BET?
STOP!
OW! OOH.
HA HA HA!
YOW!
WHOA!
WATER. YICK!
Girl: STOP!
GET IN THERE, NOW!
HEY! COME BACK HERE.
YOU'LL NEVER
GET ANOTHER RIDE
IF YOU DON'T.
I MEAN IT!
THAT GIRL IS NUTS.
HUH?
EARNING EXTRA MONEY
DOING YARD WORK?
NAH. HEATHCLIFF'S
WORKING
FOR THE CITY.
HE'S
A STREET-CLEANING
MACHINE!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
WANT TO BORROW
MY RAKE?
HERE.
LET US HELP.
[GRR][GRR][GRR]
WHOA!
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
OOF!
APOLOGIZE
TO THE TREE, BOYS.
OH!
OH!
I DON'T SEE
HEATHCLIFF--
ONLY THA
HUGE HAIRPIECE
OVER THERE.
WHO'D LET THEIR WIG
GO OUT ALONE?
THAT'S NO WIG.
THAT'S HEATHCLIFF,
THE HAIR-BRAINED HAIRBALL.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM HOME.
Heathcliff: BOY.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
DOES THIS MAKE ME FAMOUS?
I WONDER IF I CAN GET ON
THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING ANY JUNK HOME.
GRANDPA,
HEATHCLIFF'S INSIDE.
I MEAN,
IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
WILL YOU TRIM HIM
WHILE I GO TRY
TO MAKE AN ANTIDOTE?
Heathcliff: I HOPE HE KNOWS
THERE ARE PAWS, EARS,
AND A CUTE LITTLE NOSE IN HERE.
THERE NOW.
GRANDPA, I THOUGH
YOU WERE GOING TO
TRIM HEATHCLIFF.
HA HA HA!
HURRY UP, IGGY!
YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
OOH!
HA HA!HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
[MEROWR]
KEEP CHOPPING, GRANDPA.
I'LL CHANGE THE FORMULA.
WE'LL GET YOU BACK
TO NORMAL, HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF,
NORMAL? HA!
WELL?
I DID IT!
I DID IT!
HEATHCLIFF'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
GREAT. NOW YOU CAN GET STARTED
RAKING UP THIS HAIR.
FREEZE,
HEATHCLIFF!
SEE YOU LATER,
HEATHCLIFF.
ANOTHER HOUR OR SO,
AND WE'LL BE FINISHED.
IT'S NOT EASY HAVING
THE KING OF PLANT FOOD
FOR AN OWNER.
YAAH!
YOW!
IT WORKED.
DOO DA DA DOO
DEE DOO DEE DOO
GEE, I LOVE COOKOUTS.
DUH, HI, BOSS.
WOULDN'T I
BE NICE TO DO THIS
IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS?
THE SMELL OF CAMPFIRES
AND A BABBLING BROOK.
TROUT FRIED IN A PAN
AND CAUGHT WITH A HOOK.
Riffraff: ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE ALL THE WONDERS
OF NATURE RIGHT HERE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
DUH, EXCEPT MAYBE
A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
OW!OH!
LEROY! WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA?
YOUSE GUYS GOT TO
VACATE THE PREMISES.
THE FUMIGATOR'S
COMING!
YOW!
WHAT'S
A FURMIDIGATOR?
THEY GET RID OF
UNWANTED CREATURES.
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES
TO CLEAR OUT.
SAYS WHO?
SAYS THAT!
Hector: NO FISHING,
NO HUNTING, NO PETS,
NO DRINKING, NO PARKING,
NO LITTERING,
NO LOITERING
THIS IS YOUR CAMPSITE.
ENJOY IT.
[MUNCH SLURP]
I LOVE THE PEACE AND QUIE
OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
[ANIMALS GROWLING]
AAH!YAA!AAH!AAH!
Mungo: I WANT TO
GO HOME, BOSS!
[SOBBING]
[YAWN]
Hector: BOY,
DID I SLEEP GOOD.
Riffraff:
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
Mungo: TUNA
SURPRISE.
YAA!
AAH!
UHH!
HUH?HUH?HUH?
ALL RIGHT!
WHO DID IT?
HA HA HA!
DUMB CITY CATS.
WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT 'EM?
PROBABLY STARVE.
HEE HEE HEE!
WE'RE GOING TO STARVE.
[CRYING]
DON'T TALK
SO MUCH.
HEY!
WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH,
THE CADILLAC
CATS GET GOING.
SO LET'S GET GOING.
NEXT STOP--
WALDO'S COFFEE SHOP.
HUH?
YOW!
OPERATION: GROCERIES.
MOVE OUT!
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
GET ON WITH IT,
RANGER BRUCE.
Raccoon: I HOPE
HE DIDN'T USE
OYSTER STUFFING.
BETTER CHECK
MY RACCOON SNARE.
UH-OH!
THAT OUGHT TO STOP
THOSE CRAZY RACCOONS.
WE MAY BE CRAZY,
BUT WE'RE NO
STUPID.
BUT THEYARE!
YAA!
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
HEY!
NO FAIR!
WE STOLE IT FIRST.
WELCOME
TO THE FRIENDLY
FOREST.
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
AAH!
BUT WE'RE
STILL HUNGRY!
AAH!OH!
WAIT'LL I GE
MY PAWS ON THOSE
RACCOONS!
AAH! OH!
THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.
EVERYBODY OUT!
YOU STAY HERE
AND CATCH SOME TROUT.
WE'LL FEAST AT BREAKFAS
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
YEAH. HEE HEE HEE!
[SNORING]
BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
WITH HONEY
FOR DESSERT!
HUH?
BREAKFAS
COMING UP, BOSS.
HEY, BANDIDO.
OUT OF OUR HATCHERY!
OH!OH!OH!
AAH!AAH!
AAH! OH!
[SCREAMING]
NEXT STOP--
JUNKYARD JUNCTION!
GUESS AGAIN,
TUNA-BREATH.
WE STAY AND FIGHT,
CADILLAC-CATS STYLE.
THE OLD FUMIGATION SCAM
ALWAYS WORKS.
[BOING]
OH!OH!
AND WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE
FOR A DEPOSIT?
FIRS
AND LAST MONTH'S
DOG BISCUITS,
AND OF COURSE,
A SECURITY DEPOSIT.
JUST IN CASE YOU BREAK
ANY OF THIS, UH
WORTHLESS JUNK.
GET IT WHILE
THE GETTING'S GOOD.
SPEAKING OF
GETTING IT GOOD,
I'M JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
WHAT ABOU
THE ROAST?
PATIENCE, MY BOY.
PATIENCE.
Mungo: BUT I
WANTED TO WATCH.
THEY'RE COMING
FOR IT, BOSS.
DIRECT HIT, BOSS!
HA HA HA! GUESS THEY'RE
NOT TOO HAPPY ABOU
OUR OIL SLICK.
HEE HEE HEE!
THE RANGER ISN'
TOO HAPPY, EITHER.
YOU DAM THE STREAM
ABOVE THE RANGER'S CABIN,
AND WE'LL GIVE YOU
HIS CHAIN SAW.
DEAL. YOU HEARD
THE CAT, MURRAY.
THE DAM IS
UNDER WAY, WORDSWORTH.
HOW'S THE DECOY COMING?
I HOPE THE RACCOONS
NEVER SEE
THE FISH WE HUNG
FROM YONDER TREE.
THOSE FLOUNDER-BRAINS
NEVER LEARN. HA HA!
PREPARE FOR THE RAID.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
I'LL GET THOSE CRITTERS
IF I HAVE TO BULLDOZE
EVERY SQUARE INCH
OF THE FORES
TO FIND THEM.
THE FOREST IS OURS.
THE JOB IS DONE.
NOW BEGINS THE FUN.
[THUNDER]
Mungo: THIS IS
THE LIFE, BOSS.
8 BELLS,
AND ALL'S WELL.
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
IT'S TOO QUIET.
ATTACK!
[SOBBING]
I NEED A VACATION.
LET'S GO FISHIN'.
HA HA HA!
RACCOONS AT 6 O'CLOCK!
TIRES, HECTOR.
CHECK.
I GOT IT!
GOOD.
OH.WHAT?
OW! OOH!
WHOA!
WOW! WHOA!
Hector: WE HAVE
MET THE ENEMY,
AND THEY ARE OURS!
Riffraff: NICE JOB.
I'VE HAD IT.
[CREAKING]
UH-OH.
ABANDON DAM!
Ranger: WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
[YAWNS]
DUH, BOSS?
Riffraff: WHA
IS IT NOW, MUNGO?
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO
CONVERT THE CAMPER
TO A BOAT.
WHY, MUNGO?
DUH, 'CAUSE THE TRAILER
DON'T FLOAT.
HUH?WHAT?
YIKES!
HELP!HEAD FOR
THE HILLS!
Mungo: WE ARE.
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
AAH!AAH!
HOME SWEET HOME.
IT NEVER LOOKED
SO GOOD.
YEAH. AMAZING WHA
A LITTLE CLEAN WATER CAN DO.
TODD, DONNY, YOU FORGOT TO LE
HERMAN INSIDE.
HE COULD FREEZE! I'LL BE BACK
SOON.
HEY MOM, DON'T FORGET TO
[DOOR SLAMS]
[GASP!]
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR!
THANKS HERMAN. GLAD YOU DIDN'
FORGET US LIKE WE FORGOT YOU.
CAPTIONING
MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMEN
OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OK. SOLUTION NUMBER ONE
FOR PLANT NUMBER ONE.
HEATHCLIFF, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLANT FOOD,
AND THEN I'LL BECOME SO RICH
THAT I'LL HAVE TO HIRE PEOPLE
JUST TO COUNT MY MONEY.
I'LL BE THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
OF COURSE YOU RECOGNIZE ME.
I'M THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
HA HA HA!
THE KING OF
PLANT FOOD? HMM.
I GUESS SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO DO IT.
YOU'RE NOT MY
BROTHER
Announcer: AND NOW PET TV
RETURNS WITH THE WINNER
OF THE MOST HANDSOME CA
IN THE WORLD CONTEST.
THOSE GUYS
WITH THE LONG HAIR
ARE THE STUPIDES
CATS I'VE EVER SEEN.
HA! A DISGRACE
TO CATHOOD.
AND THE WINNER IS
NUMBER 3!
OH, NO!
[APPLAUSE]
[FEMALES SQUEALING]
UH-OH.
WELL, THIS SEASON,
IF YOU'RE A CAT,
I HOPE YOU'VE GO
LONG HAIR.
WELL, OUR TIME IS UP,
SO GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.
LONGHAIRED CATS.
WHAT'S THIS WORLD
COMING TO?
OHH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HUH?
[WHAM]
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
AAH!
AAH! HEATHCLIFF,
YOU JUST SPILLED
MY BEST SOLUTION--
THE ONE THA
WAS GOING TO
MAKE ME RICH.
YOUR PAW IS SOAKING
IN WHAT WAS THE WORLD'S
GREATEST PLANT FOOD.
YOU'VE RUINED ME!
GET OUT! GO! SCAT!
YOW!
MMM. YUM.
HUH?
MAY I HELPYOU, SIR?
AAH!
AAH! YOW!
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
HUH?
OW!
UH!
OH, HEATHCLIFF!
NOT AGAIN!
WOW! LOOK AT THAT.
[MUTTERING]
DON'T MOVE.
I WANT TO KEEP YOU
UNDER STRIC
SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATION.
WE'VE GOT TO MEASURE
YOUR PROGRESS.
HMM. YES.
I SEE. OF COURSE!
WHY NOT?
IT MAKES SENSE.
HMM.
HOLD STILL,
HEATHCLIFF.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
POP FREE FROM
THOSE WIRES.
WANT TO BET?
UHH! UH! ERR!
YOW!
HMM. NOW,
HEATHCLIFF,
I KNOW SCIENCE
ISN'T ALWAYS
COMFORTABLE,
BUT IF I GET RICH,
THEN YOU'LL HAVE
ALL THE FISH
YOU WANT.
NOW, WON'T THA
BE NICE?
PROMISES, PROMISES.
COME BACK!
WE DON'T KNOW WHA
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOUR HAIR MAY NEVER
STOP GROWING!
AAH!
AAH!
Heathcliff: I'M SOYUCK!
THAT WASN'T A GROW FORMULA--
THAT WAS AN UGLY FORMULA!
NOW WHAT?
A COMB. A COMB!
MY KINGDOM FOR A COMB.
HI, SONJA! UH,
BEAUTIFUL DAY, EH?
HEATHCLIFF!
YEAH. SONJA, CAN I
BORROW YOUR COMB
FOR A SECOND?
PLEASE?
HERE.
THANKS, BABE.
HEATHCLIFF! WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO YOU?
COOL IS WHA
HAPPENED TO ME,
BABY.
TOTALLY COOL.
LATER, PUSSYCAT.
OOH!
YOW!
MEOW!
BYE-BYE, GIRLS.
[PURR]
OOH!
MY OLD DOLL
FINALLY WORE OUT.
WHAT GOOD IS A CARRIAGE
WITHOUT A BABY?
OH!
THAT'S GREAT.
AAH!
THERE.
NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
YEAH. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
[MEOW MEOW]
NOW, THAT SHOULD BE
A LITTLE BETTER.
HOLD STILL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MUSS
YOUR PRETTY CURLS.
WANT TO BET?
STOP!
OW! OOH.
HA HA HA!
YOW!
WHOA!
WATER. YICK!
Girl: STOP!
GET IN THERE, NOW!
HEY! COME BACK HERE.
YOU'LL NEVER
GET ANOTHER RIDE
IF YOU DON'T.
I MEAN IT!
THAT GIRL IS NUTS.
HUH?
EARNING EXTRA MONEY
DOING YARD WORK?
NAH. HEATHCLIFF'S
WORKING
FOR THE CITY.
HE'S
A STREET-CLEANING
MACHINE!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
WANT TO BORROW
MY RAKE?
HERE.
LET US HELP.
[GRR][GRR][GRR]
WHOA!
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
OOF!
APOLOGIZE
TO THE TREE, BOYS.
OH!
OH!
I DON'T SEE
HEATHCLIFF--
ONLY THA
HUGE HAIRPIECE
OVER THERE.
WHO'D LET THEIR WIG
GO OUT ALONE?
THAT'S NO WIG.
THAT'S HEATHCLIFF,
THE HAIR-BRAINED HAIRBALL.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM HOME.
Heathcliff: BOY.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
DOES THIS MAKE ME FAMOUS?
I WONDER IF I CAN GET ON
THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING ANY JUNK HOME.
GRANDPA,
HEATHCLIFF'S INSIDE.
I MEAN,
IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
WILL YOU TRIM HIM
WHILE I GO TRY
TO MAKE AN ANTIDOTE?
Heathcliff: I HOPE HE KNOWS
THERE ARE PAWS, EARS,
AND A CUTE LITTLE NOSE IN HERE.
THERE NOW.
GRANDPA, I THOUGH
YOU WERE GOING TO
TRIM HEATHCLIFF.
HA HA HA!
HURRY UP, IGGY!
YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
OOH!
HA HA!HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
[MEROWR]
KEEP CHOPPING, GRANDPA.
I'LL CHANGE THE FORMULA.
WE'LL GET YOU BACK
TO NORMAL, HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF,
NORMAL? HA!
WELL?
I DID IT!
I DID IT!
HEATHCLIFF'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
GREAT. NOW YOU CAN GET STARTED
RAKING UP THIS HAIR.
FREEZE,
HEATHCLIFF!
SEE YOU LATER,
HEATHCLIFF.
ANOTHER HOUR OR SO,
AND WE'LL BE FINISHED.
IT'S NOT EASY HAVING
THE KING OF PLANT FOOD
FOR AN OWNER.
YAAH!
YOW!
IT WORKED.
DOO DA DA DOO
DEE DOO DEE DOO
GEE, I LOVE COOKOUTS.
DUH, HI, BOSS.
WOULDN'T I
BE NICE TO DO THIS
IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS?
THE SMELL OF CAMPFIRES
AND A BABBLING BROOK.
TROUT FRIED IN A PAN
AND CAUGHT WITH A HOOK.
Riffraff: ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE ALL THE WONDERS
OF NATURE RIGHT HERE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
DUH, EXCEPT MAYBE
A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
OW!OH!
LEROY! WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA?
YOUSE GUYS GOT TO
VACATE THE PREMISES.
THE FUMIGATOR'S
COMING!
YOW!
WHAT'S
A FURMIDIGATOR?
THEY GET RID OF
UNWANTED CREATURES.
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES
TO CLEAR OUT.
SAYS WHO?
SAYS THAT!
Hector: NO FISHING,
NO HUNTING, NO PETS,
NO DRINKING, NO PARKING,
NO LITTERING,
NO LOITERING
THIS IS YOUR CAMPSITE.
ENJOY IT.
[MUNCH SLURP]
I LOVE THE PEACE AND QUIE
OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
[ANIMALS GROWLING]
AAH!YAA!AAH!AAH!
Mungo: I WANT TO
GO HOME, BOSS!
[SOBBING]
[YAWN]
Hector: BOY,
DID I SLEEP GOOD.
Riffraff:
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
Mungo: TUNA
SURPRISE.
YAA!
AAH!
UHH!
HUH?HUH?HUH?
ALL RIGHT!
WHO DID IT?
HA HA HA!
DUMB CITY CATS.
WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT 'EM?
PROBABLY STARVE.
HEE HEE HEE!
WE'RE GOING TO STARVE.
[CRYING]
DON'T TALK
SO MUCH.
HEY!
WHEN THE GOING
GETS TOUGH,
THE CADILLAC
CATS GET GOING.
SO LET'S GET GOING.
NEXT STOP--
WALDO'S COFFEE SHOP.
HUH?
YOW!
OPERATION: GROCERIES.
MOVE OUT!
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
GET ON WITH IT,
RANGER BRUCE.
Raccoon: I HOPE
HE DIDN'T USE
OYSTER STUFFING.
BETTER CHECK
MY RACCOON SNARE.
UH-OH!
THAT OUGHT TO STOP
THOSE CRAZY RACCOONS.
WE MAY BE CRAZY,
BUT WE'RE NO
STUPID.
BUT THEYARE!
YAA!
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
HEY!
NO FAIR!
WE STOLE IT FIRST.
WELCOME
TO THE FRIENDLY
FOREST.
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
AAH!
BUT WE'RE
STILL HUNGRY!
AAH!OH!
WAIT'LL I GE
MY PAWS ON THOSE
RACCOONS!
AAH! OH!
THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.
EVERYBODY OUT!
YOU STAY HERE
AND CATCH SOME TROUT.
WE'LL FEAST AT BREAKFAS
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
YEAH. HEE HEE HEE!
[SNORING]
BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
WITH HONEY
FOR DESSERT!
HUH?
BREAKFAS
COMING UP, BOSS.
HEY, BANDIDO.
OUT OF OUR HATCHERY!
OH!OH!OH!
AAH!AAH!
AAH! OH!
[SCREAMING]
NEXT STOP--
JUNKYARD JUNCTION!
GUESS AGAIN,
TUNA-BREATH.
WE STAY AND FIGHT,
CADILLAC-CATS STYLE.
THE OLD FUMIGATION SCAM
ALWAYS WORKS.
[BOING]
OH!OH!
AND WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE
FOR A DEPOSIT?
FIRS
AND LAST MONTH'S
DOG BISCUITS,
AND OF COURSE,
A SECURITY DEPOSIT.
JUST IN CASE YOU BREAK
ANY OF THIS, UH
WORTHLESS JUNK.
GET IT WHILE
THE GETTING'S GOOD.
SPEAKING OF
GETTING IT GOOD,
I'M JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
WHAT ABOU
THE ROAST?
PATIENCE, MY BOY.
PATIENCE.
Mungo: BUT I
WANTED TO WATCH.
THEY'RE COMING
FOR IT, BOSS.
DIRECT HIT, BOSS!
HA HA HA! GUESS THEY'RE
NOT TOO HAPPY ABOU
OUR OIL SLICK.
HEE HEE HEE!
THE RANGER ISN'
TOO HAPPY, EITHER.
YOU DAM THE STREAM
ABOVE THE RANGER'S CABIN,
AND WE'LL GIVE YOU
HIS CHAIN SAW.
DEAL. YOU HEARD
THE CAT, MURRAY.
THE DAM IS
UNDER WAY, WORDSWORTH.
HOW'S THE DECOY COMING?
I HOPE THE RACCOONS
NEVER SEE
THE FISH WE HUNG
FROM YONDER TREE.
THOSE FLOUNDER-BRAINS
NEVER LEARN. HA HA!
PREPARE FOR THE RAID.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
I'LL GET THOSE CRITTERS
IF I HAVE TO BULLDOZE
EVERY SQUARE INCH
OF THE FORES
TO FIND THEM.
THE FOREST IS OURS.
THE JOB IS DONE.
NOW BEGINS THE FUN.
[THUNDER]
Mungo: THIS IS
THE LIFE, BOSS.
8 BELLS,
AND ALL'S WELL.
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
IT'S TOO QUIET.
ATTACK!
[SOBBING]
I NEED A VACATION.
LET'S GO FISHIN'.
HA HA HA!
RACCOONS AT 6 O'CLOCK!
TIRES, HECTOR.
CHECK.
I GOT IT!
GOOD.
OH.WHAT?
OW! OOH!
WHOA!
WOW! WHOA!
Hector: WE HAVE
MET THE ENEMY,
AND THEY ARE OURS!
Riffraff: NICE JOB.
I'VE HAD IT.
[CREAKING]
UH-OH.
ABANDON DAM!
Ranger: WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
[YAWNS]
DUH, BOSS?
Riffraff: WHA
IS IT NOW, MUNGO?
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO
CONVERT THE CAMPER
TO A BOAT.
WHY, MUNGO?
DUH, 'CAUSE THE TRAILER
DON'T FLOAT.
HUH?WHAT?
YIKES!
HELP!HEAD FOR
THE HILLS!
Mungo: WE ARE.
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
AAH!AAH!
HOME SWEET HOME.
IT NEVER LOOKED
SO GOOD.
YEAH. AMAZING WHA
A LITTLE CLEAN WATER CAN DO.
TODD, DONNY, YOU FORGOT TO LE
HERMAN INSIDE.
HE COULD FREEZE! I'LL BE BACK
SOON.
HEY MOM, DON'T FORGET TO
[DOOR SLAMS]
[GASP!]
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR!
THANKS HERMAN. GLAD YOU DIDN'
FORGET US LIKE WE FORGOT YOU.
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