Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s02e17 Episode Script
Mathmagic; The Bounce Lounge
1 [" I'm from Another Dimension" by Brad Breeck plays.]
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [school bell ringing.]
Math, is a symphony of numbers-uh.
[Snoring.]
It's the poetry of logic.
The magic behind nature.
The beauty of sea shells.
[Snoring continues.]
[thud.]
- Hey, Star.
- Uh-huh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? - I don't know.
- To get to the other side.
[laughing.]
What's so funny? Miss Skullnick, get this.
She said "to get to the other side.
" [Laughs.]
Get it? Ah, you expect the punch line to be one thing, but what you end up with is just logic.
- Classic anti-humor.
- Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for tomorrow's test.
OK, Miss Butterfly, if you are so enamored with logic, why don't you get up here and solve for "c"? Ooh! Oh, relax, people.
Mmm.
[Humming a tune.]
[Music.]
Thank you.
OK ahem! And "c" equals cat face! [Gasp.]
Cat face! - I walk back to desk.
- What? No, Star, "c" equals the circumference.
You you just drew a cat! Yeah, but I don't just draw cats.
I draw rainbows, lightning bolts, hamburgers.
I don't know where this stuff comes from.
- Star - Might draw a chicken later.
- Star! - Depends on how bored I get.
- Get up here and solve for "c.
" - I got nothin'! - [Growl.]
I'm so bad at math.
- No one is going anywhere, until you come up here and solve this math problem.
[Mocking.]
Solve this math problem.
[Groans.]
Fine.
[Humming a tune.]
Ta-da! [Sighs.]
Uh [clock ticking.]
- Star, what's going on? - Ah! [Music.]
- Huh? - Uh [exasperated sigh.]
OK, let's just get this over with.
Hey, Star.
Why did the chicken cross the road? - What? - To ask out the rooster.
Uh, didn't we just go through this? - What? - Uh, that joke.
You just told me it a minute ago.
- But it was a little different.
- What are you talking about? And where did you get that hat? Is there something you want to tell us? Yes, there is.
What the heck is going on here? Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for tomorrow's exam.
I'll tell you what the heck is going on, Star.
You're going to get up here and solve for "c.
" Ooh! Miss Skullnick, I already told you.
I don't know how to do it.
[Angrily.]
Get up here and try! Are you feeling okay? [Coughing.]
But, Skullzy, I don't know the answer.
[Rumbling.]
Because that's where she parked the car.
Hey, are you guys all messing with me or something? - What are you talking about? - Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for my homework tonight.
I thought you said it was for tomorrow's exam.
- Huh? - Get up here now and solve for "c.
" Ooh! Knock it off with the "oohs.
" Miss Skullnick, I already told you, I have no idea what the answer is.
[Rumbling.]
Because she flew the coop.
[laughs.]
What is happening?! And why do you keep wearing these terrible hats?! - Hey! - How dare you interrupt my class! Stop messing around.
- I need to know this for - Oh, just can it, Marco.
- Get up here now and solve for "c.
" - This is no time for math.
I need to find a way out of this nightmare.
[Rumbling.]
Oh, come on! Because it wanted to lead by egg-zample.
- Solve for "c.
" - Never! [Thud.]
[rumbling.]
Just 'beak-cause'.
You know, beaks.
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
Because she didn't chicken out.
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
Because she was chicken out the other side.
- Solve for "c"! - No! [Rumbling.]
- Because she needed the exercise.
- Solve for "c.
" [rumbling.]
[speaking foreign language.]
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
Solve for "c.
" No! [Rumbling.]
[clucking.]
- Solve for "c.
" - No way! To get away from the farmer.
[Screaming.]
Stop it with the chicken jokes.
They're not funny.
Star! What in the world is going on back there? Stop messing around.
- I need to know this for - The test tomorrow! I know! - Oh, no.
There's a test? - Get up here [together.]
and solve for "c.
" Oh, Miss Skullnick.
[laughs nervously.]
OK, gotta go.
I gotta figure this thing out.
Hey, Father Time! Father Time? Father? Father Ooh! [Humming a tune.]
STAR: Hey! - Father Time! - You're stuck in my wheel.
Can you help me? I ran over you.
I'm stuck in some kind of weird time loop, - and I can't figure a way out of it! - OK! Ya-haw! Wait, I can't figure out what's happening! I need your [screaming.]
[grunts.]
Help! [Groans.]
I gotta find way to end this! MAN: What do you need? - Who said that? - MAN: I said it.
What do you need? I need Father Time.
I'm stuck in a time loop.
OK, now, you don't need him.
He's time-time.
- I'm space-time.
- Who are you? I'm Omnitraxus Prime.
I'm the space-time guy.
The time loop, that's my territory.
It's a space-time problem.
Father Time problem is like "I burnt this toast that I really wanted to eat.
" - Look - "Oh, dang" it.
I burnt this toast.
I wish I could go back in time before it was burnt.
- I need - That kinda thing.
I need some answers.
I am stuck in a nightmare math class that's repeating itself, but now it's changing, too.
Like, super weird changing.
OK.
What's it keep returning to? - The same stupid math problem.
- Oh, well why don't you just do the math? Omnitraxus Prime has spoken.
W-w-w-w-wait.
I did do the math.
Hmm? Miss Skullnick wants me to do the work.
OK, so do the work.
- Omnitraxus Prime has spoken.
- I can't.
[Groans.]
I have a ton of things to do today.
I can't do the work.
I never paid attention in class.
I tried to use my wand to solve it, but I ended up right back where I started.
Oof.
Look I can see what's happening here.
I can show you how to sort this out.
But there's gonna be some tummy-time.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.
- Get up in my guts.
Nope Whoa, it's neat in here.
Mm-hmm.
So all time and space are considered as one.
And within it, infinite parallel universes exist Bored! I'm bored.
I can't believe this is happening.
Let me explain this another way.
Hmm.
In the crystal fields of interwoven continuum.
- [Gasps.]
So pretty.
- Ah, you see? Here is infinite versions of you in infinite parallel timelines in infinite parallel math classes.
Ohh! I'm adorable.
OMNITRAXUS: And all those versions of you managed to work through that problem.
You're the only version of you that didn't do it.
[Rumbling.]
That sound! That's the same sound from the classroom! That's your parallel timelines colliding with each other.
If you don't figure out that math problem soon, they're all gonna shatter and forever be lost within the fabric of time-space.
Uh, space-time.
Oh, I know.
I bet you're great at math.
- You can solve it for me! - Did Are you even listening to me? There's no short cuts to this.
Answer the math problem, or your world's gonna fall apart.
- Just do the work, Star.
- Do the work? Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? There are infinite chickens crossing infinite roads, OK? So why don't you just ask them? [Groans.]
[gasps.]
Hold on.
That's it.
If all the infinite versions of me know how to solve that math problem, then I must know how to solve it, too, right? Uh, it's just a joke about a chicken.
Miss Skullnick, I would like to solve for "c.
" Star, are you feeling well? Perfectly fine, [baby voice.]
Miss Skullnick.
[Old woman's voice.]
I have a math problem [normal voice.]
to solve.
Come on, Star.
You can do this.
[Growls.]
[rumbling and crashing.]
OK, infinite me's in infinite parallel dimensions, let's do this.
I already know how to do this in the other dimensions, so I just need to channel those me's.
OK, lets see.
Solve for "c.
" Well, first, 16 minus 7.
0.
[Shouting.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
which means that "c" [continues speaking indistinctly.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
and that's 16 meow meow meow meow.
To the fourth power divided by root of "c" over 12, and therefore "c" equals Seven.
Seven? Yeah, seven.
- Yes, I did it! - Hmm, wow! - Yep, you did it all right.
- I know! I solved the problem! Well, no, I mean, it's totally wrong.
But you tried, so it's a start.
Nice job, Star.
Now take your seat, please.
MARCO: Star, don't feel too bad.
It's pretty complicated stuff.
Oh, Marco, you have no idea.
Mr.
Diaz, get up here! It's your turn.
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something 'Cause I've been through outer space I think it suits me its just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I can call this place home!
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [school bell ringing.]
Math, is a symphony of numbers-uh.
[Snoring.]
It's the poetry of logic.
The magic behind nature.
The beauty of sea shells.
[Snoring continues.]
[thud.]
- Hey, Star.
- Uh-huh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? - I don't know.
- To get to the other side.
[laughing.]
What's so funny? Miss Skullnick, get this.
She said "to get to the other side.
" [Laughs.]
Get it? Ah, you expect the punch line to be one thing, but what you end up with is just logic.
- Classic anti-humor.
- Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for tomorrow's test.
OK, Miss Butterfly, if you are so enamored with logic, why don't you get up here and solve for "c"? Ooh! Oh, relax, people.
Mmm.
[Humming a tune.]
[Music.]
Thank you.
OK ahem! And "c" equals cat face! [Gasp.]
Cat face! - I walk back to desk.
- What? No, Star, "c" equals the circumference.
You you just drew a cat! Yeah, but I don't just draw cats.
I draw rainbows, lightning bolts, hamburgers.
I don't know where this stuff comes from.
- Star - Might draw a chicken later.
- Star! - Depends on how bored I get.
- Get up here and solve for "c.
" - I got nothin'! - [Growl.]
I'm so bad at math.
- No one is going anywhere, until you come up here and solve this math problem.
[Mocking.]
Solve this math problem.
[Groans.]
Fine.
[Humming a tune.]
Ta-da! [Sighs.]
Uh [clock ticking.]
- Star, what's going on? - Ah! [Music.]
- Huh? - Uh [exasperated sigh.]
OK, let's just get this over with.
Hey, Star.
Why did the chicken cross the road? - What? - To ask out the rooster.
Uh, didn't we just go through this? - What? - Uh, that joke.
You just told me it a minute ago.
- But it was a little different.
- What are you talking about? And where did you get that hat? Is there something you want to tell us? Yes, there is.
What the heck is going on here? Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for tomorrow's exam.
I'll tell you what the heck is going on, Star.
You're going to get up here and solve for "c.
" Ooh! Miss Skullnick, I already told you.
I don't know how to do it.
[Angrily.]
Get up here and try! Are you feeling okay? [Coughing.]
But, Skullzy, I don't know the answer.
[Rumbling.]
Because that's where she parked the car.
Hey, are you guys all messing with me or something? - What are you talking about? - Hey, stop messing around.
I need to know this for my homework tonight.
I thought you said it was for tomorrow's exam.
- Huh? - Get up here now and solve for "c.
" Ooh! Knock it off with the "oohs.
" Miss Skullnick, I already told you, I have no idea what the answer is.
[Rumbling.]
Because she flew the coop.
[laughs.]
What is happening?! And why do you keep wearing these terrible hats?! - Hey! - How dare you interrupt my class! Stop messing around.
- I need to know this for - Oh, just can it, Marco.
- Get up here now and solve for "c.
" - This is no time for math.
I need to find a way out of this nightmare.
[Rumbling.]
Oh, come on! Because it wanted to lead by egg-zample.
- Solve for "c.
" - Never! [Thud.]
[rumbling.]
Just 'beak-cause'.
You know, beaks.
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
Because she didn't chicken out.
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
Because she was chicken out the other side.
- Solve for "c"! - No! [Rumbling.]
- Because she needed the exercise.
- Solve for "c.
" [rumbling.]
[speaking foreign language.]
- Solve for "c.
" - No! [Rumbling.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
Solve for "c.
" No! [Rumbling.]
[clucking.]
- Solve for "c.
" - No way! To get away from the farmer.
[Screaming.]
Stop it with the chicken jokes.
They're not funny.
Star! What in the world is going on back there? Stop messing around.
- I need to know this for - The test tomorrow! I know! - Oh, no.
There's a test? - Get up here [together.]
and solve for "c.
" Oh, Miss Skullnick.
[laughs nervously.]
OK, gotta go.
I gotta figure this thing out.
Hey, Father Time! Father Time? Father? Father Ooh! [Humming a tune.]
STAR: Hey! - Father Time! - You're stuck in my wheel.
Can you help me? I ran over you.
I'm stuck in some kind of weird time loop, - and I can't figure a way out of it! - OK! Ya-haw! Wait, I can't figure out what's happening! I need your [screaming.]
[grunts.]
Help! [Groans.]
I gotta find way to end this! MAN: What do you need? - Who said that? - MAN: I said it.
What do you need? I need Father Time.
I'm stuck in a time loop.
OK, now, you don't need him.
He's time-time.
- I'm space-time.
- Who are you? I'm Omnitraxus Prime.
I'm the space-time guy.
The time loop, that's my territory.
It's a space-time problem.
Father Time problem is like "I burnt this toast that I really wanted to eat.
" - Look - "Oh, dang" it.
I burnt this toast.
I wish I could go back in time before it was burnt.
- I need - That kinda thing.
I need some answers.
I am stuck in a nightmare math class that's repeating itself, but now it's changing, too.
Like, super weird changing.
OK.
What's it keep returning to? - The same stupid math problem.
- Oh, well why don't you just do the math? Omnitraxus Prime has spoken.
W-w-w-w-wait.
I did do the math.
Hmm? Miss Skullnick wants me to do the work.
OK, so do the work.
- Omnitraxus Prime has spoken.
- I can't.
[Groans.]
I have a ton of things to do today.
I can't do the work.
I never paid attention in class.
I tried to use my wand to solve it, but I ended up right back where I started.
Oof.
Look I can see what's happening here.
I can show you how to sort this out.
But there's gonna be some tummy-time.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.
- Get up in my guts.
Nope Whoa, it's neat in here.
Mm-hmm.
So all time and space are considered as one.
And within it, infinite parallel universes exist Bored! I'm bored.
I can't believe this is happening.
Let me explain this another way.
Hmm.
In the crystal fields of interwoven continuum.
- [Gasps.]
So pretty.
- Ah, you see? Here is infinite versions of you in infinite parallel timelines in infinite parallel math classes.
Ohh! I'm adorable.
OMNITRAXUS: And all those versions of you managed to work through that problem.
You're the only version of you that didn't do it.
[Rumbling.]
That sound! That's the same sound from the classroom! That's your parallel timelines colliding with each other.
If you don't figure out that math problem soon, they're all gonna shatter and forever be lost within the fabric of time-space.
Uh, space-time.
Oh, I know.
I bet you're great at math.
- You can solve it for me! - Did Are you even listening to me? There's no short cuts to this.
Answer the math problem, or your world's gonna fall apart.
- Just do the work, Star.
- Do the work? Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? There are infinite chickens crossing infinite roads, OK? So why don't you just ask them? [Groans.]
[gasps.]
Hold on.
That's it.
If all the infinite versions of me know how to solve that math problem, then I must know how to solve it, too, right? Uh, it's just a joke about a chicken.
Miss Skullnick, I would like to solve for "c.
" Star, are you feeling well? Perfectly fine, [baby voice.]
Miss Skullnick.
[Old woman's voice.]
I have a math problem [normal voice.]
to solve.
Come on, Star.
You can do this.
[Growls.]
[rumbling and crashing.]
OK, infinite me's in infinite parallel dimensions, let's do this.
I already know how to do this in the other dimensions, so I just need to channel those me's.
OK, lets see.
Solve for "c.
" Well, first, 16 minus 7.
0.
[Shouting.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
which means that "c" [continues speaking indistinctly.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
and that's 16 meow meow meow meow.
To the fourth power divided by root of "c" over 12, and therefore "c" equals Seven.
Seven? Yeah, seven.
- Yes, I did it! - Hmm, wow! - Yep, you did it all right.
- I know! I solved the problem! Well, no, I mean, it's totally wrong.
But you tried, so it's a start.
Nice job, Star.
Now take your seat, please.
MARCO: Star, don't feel too bad.
It's pretty complicated stuff.
Oh, Marco, you have no idea.
Mr.
Diaz, get up here! It's your turn.
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something 'Cause I've been through outer space I think it suits me its just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I can call this place home!