The Proud Family (2001) s02e17 Episode Script

Like that, y'all, come on!
My God is an awesome God ♪
-He reigns from heaven above♪
-With wisdom!
With higher love
our God is an awesome God ♪
He's awesome, y'all.
Come on!
From heaven above ♪
With wisdom, awesome power
and love ♪
-Our God is an awesome God ♪
-Clap your hands, y'all, yeah!
Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Yo! Lift them up high in the sky
for the most high, huh!
(applause)
A hundred dollars?
That's very generous of you, Oscar.
(laughs) Well, you know the big man
loves a good giver.
But he loves
a good saver even more.
What the?!
-Peabo, give me my money back!
-Hush, boy.
You know the man upstairs
don't like ugly.
(speaking Spanish) He's not too fond
of old and wrinkly either.
(laughs)
Hey, isn't that youth choir
-(Reverend clears throat)
-(Woman) Speak it, speak it!
There you go, Reverend.
Ha, ha!
Isn't that youth choir amazing?
Boy, I tell you, these young people
are indeed making a joyful noise.
(Cesar burps)
(speaking Spanish)
So are these Huevos Rancheros.
(laughs)
Now, listen, y'all.
Next weekend,
me and my lovely wife Patrice
Look, okay, there she go.
Me and my lovely wife,
we going to be taking
a group of young people
to mini-camp at Camp Avalon
on beautiful Lake Higgins.
That's right, boy,
I tell you now,
what I want to do
right now is to get
all the Junior Counselors
and Senior Counselors
to please rise
and be recognized.
(applause and cheering)
Why is Penny
standing up?
Oh, quit it Oscar.
-She's a Junior Counselor.
-Since when?
Since the last time
you came to church
Six months ago.
It was football season, Trudy.
Oh, besides, Oscar, it'll give us
some time alone.
No, it will give Penny
some time alone with boys
and their raging hormones.
Now I want to thank
these young people
for volunteering
to give up their weekend
and spend it with our little ones
hiking and canoeing.
Canoeing?
More like canoodling.
But now, we need to talk about
the building fund.
We got to get the job done
and we, and we $2,000 away.
See what I mean?
I'm not going to stand for this!
Bless you, Brother Proud,
and thank you
for the $2,000 pledge
toward the building fund, oh, ho!
I'll make you a pledge, all right.
You're not getting $2,000 from me.
Trudy?
Write the man a check.
The Proud Family ♪
What? You and me
will always be tight ♪
Family, every single day
and night ♪
Even when you start
acting like a fool ♪
You know I'm loving
every single thing you do ♪
I know that I can
always be myself ♪
Around you more
than anybody else ♪
And every day
as I'm heading off to school♪
You know there's no one
I love as much as you ♪
Family, a family ♪
Proud Family ♪
They'll make you scream ♪
-(doorbell rings)
-They'll make you want to sing ♪
It's a family thing,
a family ♪
Proud, Proud Family ♪
The Proud Family ♪
They'll push your buttons♪
And make you want
to hug them ♪
Family, a family,
Proud, Proud Family. ♪
(Oscar)
Ouch!
Look at our girls.
They are growing up so fast.
It won't be long now
before they'll be going off to college.
Yeah, getting married.
Then, they'll be standing here,
watching their kids go off to camp.
(crying)
Oh, quite a pair are we!
We make quite a pair too,
don't we, Papi?
(speaking Spanish) Yeah, we're a
regular Beauty and the Beast.
Guess which one you are?
(laughs)
Psst. Peabo.
Hey, Mr. Proud.
What you got
in that backpack?
Proud snacks,
perhaps?
Shhh! Calm down, Peabo.
But I'm not excited, Mr. Proud.
Shh! I've got a little
mission for you.
Now I know you've
got a thing for Penny.
I used to, Mr. Proud.
The beautiful Zoe is now
the object of my affections.
What?! What?! You say my daughter
ain't good enough for you?
Why, you little
Never mind.
Look, I want you to keep an eye
on Penny while she's at camp.
Mr. Proud,
Penny is one of the counselors.
Shouldn't she be keeping
an eye on me?
This isn't about you, Peabo,
it's about Penny.
I want you to keep a special eye
on her and the boys.
Oh, you want me to spy on Penny.
Exactly.
I don't know, Mr. Proud.
'Member what happened last time
you asked me to spy on Penny?
Those charges
were dropped!
Look, Peabo,
I'll make it worth your while.
Let's say there's
20 in it for you?
$20!
No, 20 cents and a bag
of Proud snacks.
Well, why didn't you say so?
I love your snacks.
So what do you say?
I don't know, Mr. Proud.
That's an awful lot of work
for just 20 cents
and a bag
of Proud snacks.
What about
25 cents and 25 bags
of Proud snacks?
How about I get someone else?
How about you try and find
somebody else who likes
Proud snacks as much as I do?
OK, Peabo,
you drive a hard bargain.
It's a deal.
This backpack contains
everything you need.
You have night vision
binoculars, a listening device,
a disguise kit,
complete with a wig,
mustache
and elevator shoes.
And since we need to be
in communicado ,
a walkie-talkie.
Your code name is "Mole."
And mine is "Poppa P."
You got it?
Got it, Mr. Proud.
I mean, Poppa P.
Peabo, what are you
doing over there?
You're supposed
to be on the bus.
I was just helping
the young man tie his shoe.
-But they Velcro, Mr. Proud.
-Shhh!
All right, everybody,
time to roll.
Come on, let's get on the bus.
Young people, are you with me?
Yeah!
(children cheering)
Camp Avalon, come on!
It's not too late, baby girl.
You know you don't have
to get on that bus.
Oh Oscar, leave that girl alone.
Let her have some fun.
You just mad 'cause
you didn't enjoy
your camping
experience.
The only counselor
crying for his mama.
Now I'm crying
because you always around.
Ow!
Well, cry about that!
Mmm!
I'll miss you, baby.
-Have fun.
-Not too much fun!
Why did you tell her that?
Look at them!
They can't wait to drive off
so they can start
talking about the boys.
Oh, Oscar.
I'm sure they have more important things
to talk about than boys.
(Reverend Heygood) Camp Avalon, uh,
throw your hands, Camp Avalon!
(Dijonay) Ooh, check out the booty
on that cutey.
Hey, I didn't know we were going
to Camp Papi Chulo.
I can't believe it.
Three days, two nights,
no parents,
and all the fine
How you young ladies
doing back here?
Fine, Reverend Heygood.
We're doing fine.
Once again, I want
to thank you young ladies
for volunteering your time
to look after
these wonderful young people.
Ow!
Now, don't y'all do that again!
Ow! Now, don't y'all let the
shortness fool you up there.
All right?
You better be glad I'm saved.
Wow!
Isn't he hot?
You think
the Reverend is cute?
No, Reverend Junior. Tory!
Oh, he's coming this way!
Hey, wassup Penny?
May I sit with you?
Sure.
(giggling)
Penny is so lucky!
I wish a boy would sit next to me.
(Peabo)
Excuse me, Zoe.
Can I sit with you?
Like they say,
"Be careful what you wish for."
-(laughs)
-(laughs)
Okay, girls, eat up,
because we're going to take
the kids on a two mile hike.
When I signed up,
no one said anything about hiking.
It's camp.
What did you expect?
Make-up lessons?
Well yeah.
Hey, ladies, wassup?
Hey, yo, Penny, can I holler at you
for a moment?
Okay.
(giggling)
(radio static)
(giggles)
(radio static)
I just wanted to let you know you'll be
my Junior Counselor this weekend.
I hope that's OK.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Now, Senior and Junior Counselors
work very closely with each other.
So it's important that
we stay on the same page.
You know,
watch each other's backs.
So, are you up for this hike?
Let's do it!
Great, I'll meet you and the kids
in front of the mass hall in 15 minutes.
-(Dijonay laughing)
-Oh, what did he say, girl?
He's so cute!
(all screaming)
This is the Mole to Poppa P.
Come in, please.
What do you have, Mole?
Well, Penny was talking to Tory.
The Preacher's kid?
Yes, sir.
He told Penny something about
washing each other's backs and
- What?!
-getting all close.
Peabo, it's time
to go on our hike!
-(Oscar yelling)
-I'm coming, Zoey!
Look, Poppa P, I got to go.
I got to handle mine.
Wait a minute, Peabo.
What did she say?
She said, um, "Let's do it."
Do it?! Do what?!
Look, I got to go,
Poppa P.
My lady is calling me.
Peabo! Peabo
(distant) Peabo, come back,
Peabo, Peabo, come back!
Boy, under the moonlight ♪
All alone you and me ♪
I'm hoping you feel like♪
(Tory) Penny, Penny,
you got to help me row!
Hey, Penny!
We are together ♪
Like the waves in the sea♪
And there another memory ♪
And to live this fantasy♪
Hey, Penny, watch out!
We could be in love ♪
And nobody
would have to know ♪
What's that way?
That's how you get
to Kissing Rock.
Kissing Rock?
(All)
Oooooooh!
Yeah. Legend has it,
if one is denied a kiss
while under the rock,
the rock will fall.
Hey, Penny!
Hurry, kiss me!
Anything for you, Tory.
If I was your woman,
we could have a fun time ♪
Givin' you
my heart and soul ♪
If I was your woman,
we could be in love ♪
Hey, look, aren't
they beautiful?
(cawing)
No one would have to know♪
If I was your woman,
we could have a fun time ♪
Penny, watch out!
(splat)
(All)
Ew!
If I was your woman,
we could be in love ♪
And nobody
would have to know ♪
(chattering)
If I was your woman,
we could have a fun time ♪
Hey, Penny, Penny
(loud kissing)
Penny!
Penny Proud, are you OK?
Yeah.
Look at your marshmallows.
(screams)
And nobody
would have to know. ♪
Penny, I'd like
to ask you something.
Yes! I mean,
yes, I'm sure you would like to
ask me a question.
What should a guy do
when he finds himself
attracted to a girl
but there's an age difference?
It depends.
Is this girl at camp?
Yes, she is.
Do I know her?
Yes, you do.
Well, somebody I would know
would want to know and quick
because the weekend's
almost over.
Thanks for the advice,
Penny.
Good night, Tory.
See you tomorrow.
(screams of joy)
I'm going to wear this jacket
forever.
(giggling)
(girls laughing)
(radio static)
(Dijonay)
So, what did he say?
Don't leave out any details.
Did he try to kiss you? Did he?
No, he didn't try to kiss me.
Unfortunately, he's too much
of a gentleman for that.
Ooh, but he did say there's
a girl at camp that he likes
but there's an age difference.
See, Penny, I told you
that he likes you.
He's just being nice.
(Zoey) I wish someone would be
that nice to me.
(Penny)
Duh, someone is that nice to you.
Who?
Peabo the dweeb-o.
(girls laughing)
Hey, hey, Peabo would
make a great boyfriend
if he was seven years older,
three feet taller,
had a real name
and a slightly smaller head.
Do you feel me?
(girls laughing)
Tory told me
to give you this note.
What does it say?
Let me read it first.
It says, "Meet me at Kissing Rock
after dinner tomorrow."
(giggling and screaming)
Okay, girls, it's time to get
the little ones in bed.
Lights out in 15 minutes.
(giggling and screaming)
(sniffling and whimpering)
(Peabo crying)
(radio static)
Poppa P to the Mole, come in.
Poppa P calling the Mole.
Come in, Peabo.
(sniffling)
This is the Mole to Poppa P.
This is Poppa P.
Man, where have you been?
In my bunk crying.
So have I, Peabo.
You have no idea what the past
few days have been like.
Now, suck it up. Be a man.
You got a mission.
It's not about you right no.
It's about Penny, remember?
Yes, sir.
You got any news for me?
Not much, really.
I overheard Penny say
she's going to meet Tory
at Kissing Rock
after dinner today.
Whwhawhat?
Kissing Rock after dinner?
Don't let Penny
out of your sight.
I sure could use a hug,
Poppa P.
Fine. You make sure
you don't hug my daughter.
Are you nervous
about meeting Tory?
A little.
You better take one of these,
Proud.
Your breath smells
more than a little nervous.
I may not even kiss him.
(garbled)
You got anything else?
Just this lip gloss.
Ew!
Look, Penny, if you're nervous,
you don't have to go.
Maybe you're just not ready
for the Kissing Rock.
Yeah, maybe you ought to
meet him at Hugging Rock.
Hey, guys, I'm going
to go back to the cabin.
You make sure
the kids get back OK.
Sure thing, Jenny.
(door opens and closes)
(crickets chirping)
That's your cue, Penny.
You better go, girl.
We'll cover for you.
OK.
See you guys.
-(crashing sounds)
-Penny!
Angry daddy at twelve o'clock.
(Zoey)
Here he comes.
Remember, we've got
to cover for Penny.
(Girls)
Hey, Mr. Proud.
Don't "Hey, Mr. Proud" me.
Where's Kissing Rock?
Kissing Rock? Kissing Rock?
Who said Kissing Rock?
Did you say Kissing Rock?
Nope, never heard of it.
It's about a quarter-mile
up the road.
Make a left and you'll see
Penny and Tory
making out at the bottom
of the hill.
Making out?!
Penny!
Ew. Did I just sell Penny out?
-(crickets chirping)
-(wolves howling)
(exhales deeply)
Hey, Penny.
What are you doing here?
Paprika gave me
your note last night.
She gave you the note?
Yeah.
What? You didn't think I would come?
Of course I didn't think
you would come.
I mean, why would
I want you to
Man Look, I'm sorry, Penny,
but that note wasn't meant for you.
Paprika got the names mixed up.
The note was meant for Jenny.
But you said you were interested
in a girl
that was at camp
and there was an age difference.
I am.
I'm 16 and Jenny is 18.
Oh.
But if you're not interested in me,
then why did you give me your jacket?
Please help a sister out,
'cause I want to know.
That's not my jacket.
I thought it was yours.
So the past two days
have meant nothing to you?
The hiking, the canoeing,
the birds making a heart
in the sky with our name in it?
Look, Penny, I'm really sorry
about the misunderstanding.
Now, I won't tell anybody
if you won't.
-Deal.
-(wolves howling)
I'll walk you back.
No, I'm going to stay here
and wipe the egg off my face.
Oh
(crying)
(rustling)
Ah-ha! Get your hands off my dau
(growling)
Uh, hey, my bad, Mr. Coyote.
I see you're in mid-dessert.
How about topping that off
with a Proud snack?
(growling)
I take it you didn't like them.
Trudy!
Mama!
(crying)
Daddy?
Oh, Penny, uh
funny running into you here.
Daddy,
what are you doing?
The question is, what are you
doing here at Kissing Rock
all alone, with no boy,
which is the way I like it.
What's wrong?
Penny, why are you crying?
I would tell you,
but you would laugh.
Now, you know I would not laugh
at my little girl
when she's obviously
in so much pain.
Now, tell me what's wrong,
Penny.
OK.
Dijonay's sister Paprika
gave me a note
to meet Tory at Kissing Rock, right?
And so I show up,
but Tory had told Paprika
to get a note to Jenny, not Penny.
So here I am sitting here
looking like a ninny.
(laughs)
See, I knew you would laugh.
I'm not laughing at you, baby girl.
I'm laughing at myself.
I drove seven hours,
almost got mauled by a wild animal,
rolled down a mountainside,
all because nothing happened
between you and a boy.
(laughing)
Well, that's what you get
for not trusting me.
Oh, I trust you.
Because me and your mother,
we raised you right.
It's the boys I don't trust,
because I didn't raise them.
The bottom line is, I'm your daddy,
and I don't want you kissing any boys
while standing under a rock,
bridge, cloud, roof, tree,
or anything,
because kissing leads
to other things
that you won't be ready for
at least until you're
Suga Mama's age.
But, Daddy, I'm not waiting
until I'm Suga Mama's age.
That's not fair.
All right, I guess
that's a little too old.
Okay, when you turn 100,
and not a year sooner.
(laughing)
Daddy, I love you.
I love you, too, baby girl.
So, what's the deal
with this Kissing Rock?
Legend has it,
if a person is denied a kiss
while standing under the rock,
the rock will fall.
So, I'm going back to my cabin
before I get squashed.
Ha, legend, smegend.
Who would believe
a dumb story like that?
It's a wonder kids get kissed
at all these days.
(rumbling)
Penny! Help!
Please get this legend off me! Ah!
-Bye, Mr. Proud.
-OK, see you, Mr. Proud.
All right, Daddy,
have a safe trip home.
Bye, Mr. Proud.
I guess I won't be
needing these anymore.
It's all there.
Walkie-talkie,
night vision goggles, disguise kit.
Everything is there
but the elevator shoes.
My new girl
likes her men tall.
I guess the hand don't mind,
you know what I'm saying?
Kids and their imagination.
(chuckles)
(crash)
Good-bye, Daddy.
Hey, uh, that's my jacket
you're wearing.
I been looking all over for it.
Hey, I've been looking all over
for you.
-Daddy!
-(tires screeching)
Daddy!