Bunnicula (2016) s02e18 Episode Script
Bunn on a Plane
1
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
Agent 51 to Control, visual is confirmed
on the elusive Sasquatch.
Moving to intercept.
Target is escaping
into the national park.
[man over radio] Roger that, Agent 51.
Get over here, you monster.
[dramatic music playing]
I have you now. Huh?
Uh-oh. [grunting]
[shouting]
-[roaring]
-Huh?
Hey, dude.
Pretty gnarly fall you took back there.
You okay?
[groans]
[man] Fifty-One, 76 wants to speak to you
right now. I'm patching her through.
Agent 51, hunting ghosts again, I see?
Actually,
Sasquatch isn't a ghost, ma'am.
-It's more of a--
-Do you know why it's not a ghost?
[yelling] Because it doesn't exist!
[in normal voice] Starting next week,
I'll be shutting down
the Paranormal Division.
I'll expect to see you
bright and early Monday
when you [yells] turn in your badge!
[sobbing]
No, wait. I'm this close to proving
that the supernatural force is real.
Well, unless you come in with proof
by Monday morning, you're fired.
Oh
Bummer, dude.
You should come with me
and warm up in the ski lodge, man.
What about the Loch Ness monster?
-You ever seen that?
-No.
Ghosts? You must have seen
tons of ghosts.
-No.
-Did you ever meet an alien?
Well-- No.
Uh, you should come to the
Orlock Apartments in New Orleans, mister.
My friend Mina lives there,
and all kinds of whack-a-doo stuff
is happening all the time.
When you say "whack-a-doo stuff,"
what are we talking about here?
Mm, weird noises, slime,
short-term memory loss.
It's like the side effects
on a medicine commercial.
Hmm. New Orleans, you say?
[grunting]
Hi-yah! Now you--
-[thuds]
-[groaning]
[car chirps]
[car alarms wailing]
Oh, for the love of J. Edgar Hoover.
And as a secret agent
from the U.S. Super-Secret Agency,
I'm gonna require you to give me
a tour of the premises.
You can't just demand access
to a private citizen's residence
without some sort of warrant.
I-- Well-- I can't?
I'm kidding!
I have no idea how laws work. Come on!
We'll start in the cellar
and work our way up.
Have you ever seen anything, hmm,
unusual in this building?
Unusual? Sure.
Just look at all this crazy junk
that my daughter and I inherited.
Huh?
[tune playing]
Actually, I was thinking
even more unusual, like supernatural.
-You mean like koala bears.
-[groans]
Well, there's no such thing.
My psychic told me that.
Come on upstairs. I'll show you my digs.
We can bust open some drinkable yogurt.
We might as well.
I don't see any evidence
of the supernatural down here.
[Arthur] Fifty-two.
And that's all the Card Yoga poses
I know.
Yes. That is unusual.
-Hey, Dad.
-Oh, Mina, this is Agent 51.
He's a super-secret agent that works
for the government of America.
Cool. Nice to meet you, sir.
Likewise. I am in the middle
of an investigation, ma'am.
I need to know if you've seen
anything unusual in this building.
And I already showed him the Card Yoga.
Hmm.
Oh, I have a pet rabbit
that can do a really cool trick.
Bunnicula!
Mina!
Here. Watch what happens
when I give him a carrot.
What?
He's not really a vampire, of course.
But I named him Bunnicula
because he can do that little trick.
-Pretty cool, huh?
-[purrs]
I need that rabbit.
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Ma'am, your rabbit may be
the proof of the supernatural
that my superiors have been looking for.
Well, you and your superiors
will have to look elsewhere.
Bunnicula is my best friend,
and he's staying with me.
-Yeah!
-Dad, did you check this guy's ID?
Hey, that's a good idea, Mina.
Let's see some ID, buddy.
Um, wait. Of course. Oh!
-[Mina] Is this you?
-Don't look at that!
[Arthur] This says your name
is Juanita Valdez, from Phoenix, Arizona.
That's my cover identity.
I am a secret agent, you know.
[thunder crashing]
[groans]
Well, Bernie boy,
looks like your old buddy
is gonna be out of a job on Monday.
Things have just never been the same
since you ran away those 20 years ago.
[man laughing over radio]
-[man] Oh, man.
-Control?
Yeah, sorry, agent. You are hilarious.
-Thanks.
-Yeah, yeah. No problem.
Look man, you operate outside the law.
-If you want someone's rabbit, take it.
-Take it?
Hey, it's your choice how far
you're willing to go.
Yes, time to hunt some wabbit.
Not even any clouds.
Hurry, Dad, we're gonna be late
for the movie.
I love a good spy flick.
Yes, that's it.
[dramatic music playing]
Whoa. Nice suit, Mister G Man.
Yes, it is.
By the way, my name's Patches.
I'm a were--
Uh, I guess he didn't hear me.
[humming]
Oh, it's wabbit season, all right.
I don't know what you are,
but I know you're one weird rabbit.
I'm gonna get you, bunny.
Then, I'm gonna get my job back.
And then, I'm gonna get
all the supernatural critters.
And we're gonna do experiments on you.
Yes, medical experiments
on all you supernatural-- [shouts]
You sleep just like my Bernie.
[young Agent 51] Wake up, Bernie.
Come on, Bernie!
Let's go shoot some hoops. [gasps]
Bernie!
-Bernie!
-Awkward.
Wait, for Bernie, or for--?
I'm so confused.
[sobbing]
Ooh! This is hard to watch.
Well, now, this is a little much
even for me.
This guy, am I right?
He's a little unhinged.
I can't have Mina lose you, like I lost
my little Bernie boy, 20 years ago!
Jeez, even I got over it.
Farewell, little bunny.
All right. Huh?
Uh-oh!
-[Agent 51 shouting]
-[thuds]
[car alarms wailing]
[groaning]
Wow, he really seemed
to love his pet, Bernie.
I wish there was something we could do
to help him keep his job.
[speaking indistinctly]
Maybe there is.
Hmm.
[woman]
Ma'am? Agent 51 is here to see you.
Send him [yelling] in!
[groans]
Huh?
How did that get in there?
All right.
[groans]
[pensive music playing]
[music box playing tune]
[Agent 76 screams]
[commander] Agent 51, you're rehired!
[Agent 51] Yes!
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
Agent 51 to Control, visual is confirmed
on the elusive Sasquatch.
Moving to intercept.
Target is escaping
into the national park.
[man over radio] Roger that, Agent 51.
Get over here, you monster.
[dramatic music playing]
I have you now. Huh?
Uh-oh. [grunting]
[shouting]
-[roaring]
-Huh?
Hey, dude.
Pretty gnarly fall you took back there.
You okay?
[groans]
[man] Fifty-One, 76 wants to speak to you
right now. I'm patching her through.
Agent 51, hunting ghosts again, I see?
Actually,
Sasquatch isn't a ghost, ma'am.
-It's more of a--
-Do you know why it's not a ghost?
[yelling] Because it doesn't exist!
[in normal voice] Starting next week,
I'll be shutting down
the Paranormal Division.
I'll expect to see you
bright and early Monday
when you [yells] turn in your badge!
[sobbing]
No, wait. I'm this close to proving
that the supernatural force is real.
Well, unless you come in with proof
by Monday morning, you're fired.
Oh
Bummer, dude.
You should come with me
and warm up in the ski lodge, man.
What about the Loch Ness monster?
-You ever seen that?
-No.
Ghosts? You must have seen
tons of ghosts.
-No.
-Did you ever meet an alien?
Well-- No.
Uh, you should come to the
Orlock Apartments in New Orleans, mister.
My friend Mina lives there,
and all kinds of whack-a-doo stuff
is happening all the time.
When you say "whack-a-doo stuff,"
what are we talking about here?
Mm, weird noises, slime,
short-term memory loss.
It's like the side effects
on a medicine commercial.
Hmm. New Orleans, you say?
[grunting]
Hi-yah! Now you--
-[thuds]
-[groaning]
[car chirps]
[car alarms wailing]
Oh, for the love of J. Edgar Hoover.
And as a secret agent
from the U.S. Super-Secret Agency,
I'm gonna require you to give me
a tour of the premises.
You can't just demand access
to a private citizen's residence
without some sort of warrant.
I-- Well-- I can't?
I'm kidding!
I have no idea how laws work. Come on!
We'll start in the cellar
and work our way up.
Have you ever seen anything, hmm,
unusual in this building?
Unusual? Sure.
Just look at all this crazy junk
that my daughter and I inherited.
Huh?
[tune playing]
Actually, I was thinking
even more unusual, like supernatural.
-You mean like koala bears.
-[groans]
Well, there's no such thing.
My psychic told me that.
Come on upstairs. I'll show you my digs.
We can bust open some drinkable yogurt.
We might as well.
I don't see any evidence
of the supernatural down here.
[Arthur] Fifty-two.
And that's all the Card Yoga poses
I know.
Yes. That is unusual.
-Hey, Dad.
-Oh, Mina, this is Agent 51.
He's a super-secret agent that works
for the government of America.
Cool. Nice to meet you, sir.
Likewise. I am in the middle
of an investigation, ma'am.
I need to know if you've seen
anything unusual in this building.
And I already showed him the Card Yoga.
Hmm.
Oh, I have a pet rabbit
that can do a really cool trick.
Bunnicula!
Mina!
Here. Watch what happens
when I give him a carrot.
What?
He's not really a vampire, of course.
But I named him Bunnicula
because he can do that little trick.
-Pretty cool, huh?
-[purrs]
I need that rabbit.
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Ma'am, your rabbit may be
the proof of the supernatural
that my superiors have been looking for.
Well, you and your superiors
will have to look elsewhere.
Bunnicula is my best friend,
and he's staying with me.
-Yeah!
-Dad, did you check this guy's ID?
Hey, that's a good idea, Mina.
Let's see some ID, buddy.
Um, wait. Of course. Oh!
-[Mina] Is this you?
-Don't look at that!
[Arthur] This says your name
is Juanita Valdez, from Phoenix, Arizona.
That's my cover identity.
I am a secret agent, you know.
[thunder crashing]
[groans]
Well, Bernie boy,
looks like your old buddy
is gonna be out of a job on Monday.
Things have just never been the same
since you ran away those 20 years ago.
[man laughing over radio]
-[man] Oh, man.
-Control?
Yeah, sorry, agent. You are hilarious.
-Thanks.
-Yeah, yeah. No problem.
Look man, you operate outside the law.
-If you want someone's rabbit, take it.
-Take it?
Hey, it's your choice how far
you're willing to go.
Yes, time to hunt some wabbit.
Not even any clouds.
Hurry, Dad, we're gonna be late
for the movie.
I love a good spy flick.
Yes, that's it.
[dramatic music playing]
Whoa. Nice suit, Mister G Man.
Yes, it is.
By the way, my name's Patches.
I'm a were--
Uh, I guess he didn't hear me.
[humming]
Oh, it's wabbit season, all right.
I don't know what you are,
but I know you're one weird rabbit.
I'm gonna get you, bunny.
Then, I'm gonna get my job back.
And then, I'm gonna get
all the supernatural critters.
And we're gonna do experiments on you.
Yes, medical experiments
on all you supernatural-- [shouts]
You sleep just like my Bernie.
[young Agent 51] Wake up, Bernie.
Come on, Bernie!
Let's go shoot some hoops. [gasps]
Bernie!
-Bernie!
-Awkward.
Wait, for Bernie, or for--?
I'm so confused.
[sobbing]
Ooh! This is hard to watch.
Well, now, this is a little much
even for me.
This guy, am I right?
He's a little unhinged.
I can't have Mina lose you, like I lost
my little Bernie boy, 20 years ago!
Jeez, even I got over it.
Farewell, little bunny.
All right. Huh?
Uh-oh!
-[Agent 51 shouting]
-[thuds]
[car alarms wailing]
[groaning]
Wow, he really seemed
to love his pet, Bernie.
I wish there was something we could do
to help him keep his job.
[speaking indistinctly]
Maybe there is.
Hmm.
[woman]
Ma'am? Agent 51 is here to see you.
Send him [yelling] in!
[groans]
Huh?
How did that get in there?
All right.
[groans]
[pensive music playing]
[music box playing tune]
[Agent 76 screams]
[commander] Agent 51, you're rehired!
[Agent 51] Yes!
[closing theme playing]