Clarence US (2014) s02e18 Episode Script
Skater Sumo
1 [remote clicks.]
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Grunting.]
Here, let me try.
[Grunting.]
Dang thing's too green.
It was a good try, Sumo.
You gave it your all.
[Groans.]
- Ouch.
- Hey, check out these ants.
Where are you guys going? [Both laugh.]
[Both repeating "Ants, ants, ants".]
[Both chortle.]
More ants, more ants, more ants, more ants.
- Do you think they look hungry? - Uh, yeah, kinda.
Hmm.
What do ants even eat? Bugs? - Maybe watermelon? - Aw, really? I got some half of one at my house right now! Hup, hup, hup, hup! I'll be right back! Oh, you guys think you're in control.
But you ain't.
So, I said that no one in class has longer hair than you, and she said that she had longer hair than you.
But then I realized that she got a haircut, and I saw her on Wednesday, and - Hey, Sumo! - Huh? [music.]
Whooooa.
Hey, are them skateboards? Yeah.
Me and Rita are pretty good.
Do you have a skateboard, Sumo? You could skate with us if you had a skateboard, and maybe a helmet.
I like to wear elbow pads and knee Wait, you have a skateboard? Eh, you look more like a walker to me.
What does that even mean? I can skateboard! I skate better than both of you put together! Sumo! I got a big one! It was stuck all the way in the back of the Whoa! Sumo, are you okay? [Squeaking.]
[Both laugh.]
[Groaning.]
Oh! Oh, gosh! Hi, Chelsea.
Whoa, they're everywhere! Hi, Rita.
How are you? Ooh, one's going up your nostril.
Totally cool.
I do this all the time no problem! You cover yourself with ants all the time? - Yeah, I do it.
- Okay, then.
Grab your boards and meet us at Rough Riders.
We're gonna get extreme.
[Imitating guitar riff.]
Okay, see ya.
[Groans.]
[Screams.]
Why does she have to mess with me all the time? Oh, don't worry, buddy.
I got a couple skateboards around here, and we can use those.
You never told me you had a skateboard.
Well, you never told me you liked yogurt, but I saw you eat it yesterday.
We all have our secrets.
[Slurping.]
Well, can we get those skateboards now? Clarence: Skateboards.
What the Which one do you want? This one's mine.
Clarence, these aren't skateboards.
They're roller skates.
Nuh-uh.
Look.
[Humming.]
Aah! Look, we got to have skateboards.
Chelsea said it was gonna be extreme! [Moans.]
- I can make them better.
- Aah.
[Music.]
Hyah! [Laughs.]
I really, really want to make you Took my good plank.
It's gonna take all the patience I've got I really, really want to make glue To stick together all the bits I've got, oh, yeah It's DIY - # Oh, me, oh, my # - Careful, now.
It's DIY Those are my good beads.
I really, really want to take you I'm gonna take all the bits that I want You know I really want to take you I'm gonna make this look so good, oh, yeah - # It's DIY # - Aah! Oh, me, oh, my [Blowing.]
- Oh, cool.
- # It's DIY # [Yelling.]
# Oh, me, oh, my # Aah! I like rooster sauce because it has, like, this yummy salty taste, and I love salt.
It makes me get all really hyper.
Hm.
I like what he did with these beads.
It's DIY Oh, me, oh, my It's DIY [Chortling.]
Steady, steady.
Uh-huh.
Whup! Steady, steady.
Yeah! Ha ha! Whoa! Steady! Clarence, steady! Steady! [Both laughing.]
It's DIY Faster, faster! Faster! [Laughs.]
[Dog barks.]
- Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter! - Ow! [Both laugh.]
Aah! - That was legit.
- I think we're ready.
Oh, me, oh, my One of my teeth isn't real.
Can you guess which one? Give up? It's my front one.
I can't believe they didn't have any more rooster sauce.
That's okay, though, I got a bunch of other sauces.
- Nice skateboard.
- Thanks.
Rita heard there's an empty pool around here.
We're gonna skate in it.
Think you can handle it? - Oh, yeah.
I'm so pumped up - Hey, Sumo.
Check this out.
[Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
Whoa, they're still going.
Is he gonna skate like that? [Laughing.]
- Oh, uh, psh.
- This way, guys.
Follow us.
Uh, we'll be right there! [Imitating guitar riff.]
Hey, uh, Clarence maybe you should stay here.
Oh, are you not going with them? No, I am.
I just Maybe you should just - sit this one out.
- What? Why? Chelsea said she's really good.
- She said it was gonna be extreme! - I can be extreme.
[Sighs.]
Look, do you remember that time we made spaghetti and you almost drowned? [Moaning.]
- Yeah, but - Or the time you hurt your ankle - playing with those puppies? - Aah! - Yeah, but - Or when you fed those ants? Aah! You're my best friend, Clarence, but you're not extreme.
Look, we'll hang out later, okay? Okay.
Bye.
[Sighs.]
Rita: He brings these cute little baby cats.
They're so cute that I always want to pet them.
- And sometimes I want to hold them.
- Wait, this is Ah, who cares? - Whoa.
- Whoa.
Whoa.
[Music.]
Oh, yeah.
This is gonna be good.
All right, you guys.
You ready to get extreme? Yeah! Whoo-hoo! [Imitating guitar riff.]
[Echoing.]
Extreme! [Gobbling.]
Hmm.
[Music.]
Aah! - Did you guys see that?! - That was so cool! Chelsea, look, look! Did you see that, Chelsea? - Chelsea, did you see? - Whoo! Nice! What? - Oh, oh, oh.
- Dude, you got it on the wheels.
How about you, Sumo? Show us what you got.
Can you do a kickflip? Or or like a handstand? Maybe a manual.
Can you do a manual? Uh, let's see.
Oh.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Whoa! - That was so rad! - No, it wasn't! What are we doing? I thought you guys were extreme! - Hey.
- We are! We're skating this pool.
Yeah, but I thought you were really, really good! That's why I told Clarence not to come.
I thought he couldn't handle it.
Aren't you guys buddies, like Chelsea and me? Yeah, we like Clarence.
Why would you not want him to come? Uh.
Because I wanted you to think I just because I wanted you to think I just Stop messing with my head! [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Huh? Greetings, extreme friends! I've come to join your group of thrill-seekers! - Allow me to demonstrate my skills! - Clarence? This is for you, Sumo.
[Exhales deeply.]
No, Clarence! Don't do it! Stay there! - What are you thinking?! - Stop! Here we go.
Just Just gonna skateboard this pool right now.
- Clarence, no, no! - Don't do it! No! Just gonna skateboard this pool any minute now.
[Music.]
That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my whole life! - Really? - Come down and join us! - Yeah! - Yeah, okay.
You know any more cool tricks? Yeah, sure.
What do you think, Sumo? Uh, it was extreme! [Laughter.]
Chelsea: Ready! Set! Go! I'm gonna win! [Laughing.]
[Grunting.]
[Laughing crazily.]
[Laughter.]
Help! Hey, who needs hydration? Thanks, dude.
[Gulps.]
Hey, you two hungry? I got Rough Riders.
Yes.
Whoa.
I mixed all the sauces in the front pocket if you want some.
Thanks, Rita! [Gulping.]
Hey, Clarence? I wanted to say something about earlier.
My brain and my the girls and Hey! What What are you guys doing to my pool?! We're skateboarding! Do you want some chicken nuggets? You scuffed it all up! - Sumo: Have some of mine! - Belson, quick! Catch them! - Whaa! - Shoot.
Here, Belson, you can have some of mine! [Clarence grunting.]
Whatever.
I'm getting a new pool anyway.
Man: Oh, extreme combo!
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Grunting.]
Here, let me try.
[Grunting.]
Dang thing's too green.
It was a good try, Sumo.
You gave it your all.
[Groans.]
- Ouch.
- Hey, check out these ants.
Where are you guys going? [Both laugh.]
[Both repeating "Ants, ants, ants".]
[Both chortle.]
More ants, more ants, more ants, more ants.
- Do you think they look hungry? - Uh, yeah, kinda.
Hmm.
What do ants even eat? Bugs? - Maybe watermelon? - Aw, really? I got some half of one at my house right now! Hup, hup, hup, hup! I'll be right back! Oh, you guys think you're in control.
But you ain't.
So, I said that no one in class has longer hair than you, and she said that she had longer hair than you.
But then I realized that she got a haircut, and I saw her on Wednesday, and - Hey, Sumo! - Huh? [music.]
Whooooa.
Hey, are them skateboards? Yeah.
Me and Rita are pretty good.
Do you have a skateboard, Sumo? You could skate with us if you had a skateboard, and maybe a helmet.
I like to wear elbow pads and knee Wait, you have a skateboard? Eh, you look more like a walker to me.
What does that even mean? I can skateboard! I skate better than both of you put together! Sumo! I got a big one! It was stuck all the way in the back of the Whoa! Sumo, are you okay? [Squeaking.]
[Both laugh.]
[Groaning.]
Oh! Oh, gosh! Hi, Chelsea.
Whoa, they're everywhere! Hi, Rita.
How are you? Ooh, one's going up your nostril.
Totally cool.
I do this all the time no problem! You cover yourself with ants all the time? - Yeah, I do it.
- Okay, then.
Grab your boards and meet us at Rough Riders.
We're gonna get extreme.
[Imitating guitar riff.]
Okay, see ya.
[Groans.]
[Screams.]
Why does she have to mess with me all the time? Oh, don't worry, buddy.
I got a couple skateboards around here, and we can use those.
You never told me you had a skateboard.
Well, you never told me you liked yogurt, but I saw you eat it yesterday.
We all have our secrets.
[Slurping.]
Well, can we get those skateboards now? Clarence: Skateboards.
What the Which one do you want? This one's mine.
Clarence, these aren't skateboards.
They're roller skates.
Nuh-uh.
Look.
[Humming.]
Aah! Look, we got to have skateboards.
Chelsea said it was gonna be extreme! [Moans.]
- I can make them better.
- Aah.
[Music.]
Hyah! [Laughs.]
I really, really want to make you Took my good plank.
It's gonna take all the patience I've got I really, really want to make glue To stick together all the bits I've got, oh, yeah It's DIY - # Oh, me, oh, my # - Careful, now.
It's DIY Those are my good beads.
I really, really want to take you I'm gonna take all the bits that I want You know I really want to take you I'm gonna make this look so good, oh, yeah - # It's DIY # - Aah! Oh, me, oh, my [Blowing.]
- Oh, cool.
- # It's DIY # [Yelling.]
# Oh, me, oh, my # Aah! I like rooster sauce because it has, like, this yummy salty taste, and I love salt.
It makes me get all really hyper.
Hm.
I like what he did with these beads.
It's DIY Oh, me, oh, my It's DIY [Chortling.]
Steady, steady.
Uh-huh.
Whup! Steady, steady.
Yeah! Ha ha! Whoa! Steady! Clarence, steady! Steady! [Both laughing.]
It's DIY Faster, faster! Faster! [Laughs.]
[Dog barks.]
- Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter! - Ow! [Both laugh.]
Aah! - That was legit.
- I think we're ready.
Oh, me, oh, my One of my teeth isn't real.
Can you guess which one? Give up? It's my front one.
I can't believe they didn't have any more rooster sauce.
That's okay, though, I got a bunch of other sauces.
- Nice skateboard.
- Thanks.
Rita heard there's an empty pool around here.
We're gonna skate in it.
Think you can handle it? - Oh, yeah.
I'm so pumped up - Hey, Sumo.
Check this out.
[Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
Whoa, they're still going.
Is he gonna skate like that? [Laughing.]
- Oh, uh, psh.
- This way, guys.
Follow us.
Uh, we'll be right there! [Imitating guitar riff.]
Hey, uh, Clarence maybe you should stay here.
Oh, are you not going with them? No, I am.
I just Maybe you should just - sit this one out.
- What? Why? Chelsea said she's really good.
- She said it was gonna be extreme! - I can be extreme.
[Sighs.]
Look, do you remember that time we made spaghetti and you almost drowned? [Moaning.]
- Yeah, but - Or the time you hurt your ankle - playing with those puppies? - Aah! - Yeah, but - Or when you fed those ants? Aah! You're my best friend, Clarence, but you're not extreme.
Look, we'll hang out later, okay? Okay.
Bye.
[Sighs.]
Rita: He brings these cute little baby cats.
They're so cute that I always want to pet them.
- And sometimes I want to hold them.
- Wait, this is Ah, who cares? - Whoa.
- Whoa.
Whoa.
[Music.]
Oh, yeah.
This is gonna be good.
All right, you guys.
You ready to get extreme? Yeah! Whoo-hoo! [Imitating guitar riff.]
[Echoing.]
Extreme! [Gobbling.]
Hmm.
[Music.]
Aah! - Did you guys see that?! - That was so cool! Chelsea, look, look! Did you see that, Chelsea? - Chelsea, did you see? - Whoo! Nice! What? - Oh, oh, oh.
- Dude, you got it on the wheels.
How about you, Sumo? Show us what you got.
Can you do a kickflip? Or or like a handstand? Maybe a manual.
Can you do a manual? Uh, let's see.
Oh.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Whoa! - That was so rad! - No, it wasn't! What are we doing? I thought you guys were extreme! - Hey.
- We are! We're skating this pool.
Yeah, but I thought you were really, really good! That's why I told Clarence not to come.
I thought he couldn't handle it.
Aren't you guys buddies, like Chelsea and me? Yeah, we like Clarence.
Why would you not want him to come? Uh.
Because I wanted you to think I just because I wanted you to think I just Stop messing with my head! [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Huh? Greetings, extreme friends! I've come to join your group of thrill-seekers! - Allow me to demonstrate my skills! - Clarence? This is for you, Sumo.
[Exhales deeply.]
No, Clarence! Don't do it! Stay there! - What are you thinking?! - Stop! Here we go.
Just Just gonna skateboard this pool right now.
- Clarence, no, no! - Don't do it! No! Just gonna skateboard this pool any minute now.
[Music.]
That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my whole life! - Really? - Come down and join us! - Yeah! - Yeah, okay.
You know any more cool tricks? Yeah, sure.
What do you think, Sumo? Uh, it was extreme! [Laughter.]
Chelsea: Ready! Set! Go! I'm gonna win! [Laughing.]
[Grunting.]
[Laughing crazily.]
[Laughter.]
Help! Hey, who needs hydration? Thanks, dude.
[Gulps.]
Hey, you two hungry? I got Rough Riders.
Yes.
Whoa.
I mixed all the sauces in the front pocket if you want some.
Thanks, Rita! [Gulping.]
Hey, Clarence? I wanted to say something about earlier.
My brain and my the girls and Hey! What What are you guys doing to my pool?! We're skateboarding! Do you want some chicken nuggets? You scuffed it all up! - Sumo: Have some of mine! - Belson, quick! Catch them! - Whaa! - Shoot.
Here, Belson, you can have some of mine! [Clarence grunting.]
Whatever.
I'm getting a new pool anyway.
Man: Oh, extreme combo!