My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic s02e18 Episode Script

Let's do this.
HAPPY! Sad.
HAPPY! Sad.
HAPPY! Sad.
Open-shut! Open-shut! Open-shut! Open-shut! Yeeepyepyepyepyep Nooopenopenopenopenopenope Nailed it! Morning, Daisy Jo! You here to pick up some cookies to go with your milk? Oh, yah, Pinkie, doncha know? Well, Mrs.
Cake just baked a fresh batch of your favorite oatmeal.
Moo! Sounds delightful! Oh, Rose, your Calla Lilies look even better than last year.
I bet you'll take first prize in the flower show again.
Thanks, Pinkie.
Would you like one? Absolutely! Looking fit as a fiddle, Mr.
Waddle.
And you're wearing my favorite tie.
Aw, shucks, Miss Pinkie.
You flatterer, you.
-Well, happy birthday, Cheerilee.
-Thank you, Pinkie.
Happy day after your birthday, Zecora.
What a lovely hi, Miss Pinkie Pie.
And Miss Matilda, happy birthday to you.
in one hundred and thirty-two days! Pinkie Pie, how do you remember everything about everypony? 'Cause everypony's my friend and I love to see my friends smile! My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!) And I am here to say (How you doing?) I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your daaay! It doesn't matter now (What's up?) If you are sad or blue (Howdy!) 'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do! 'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile.
Yes, I do! It fills my heart with sunshine all the while.
Yes, it does! 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine I'd like to see you grin (Awesome!) I would love to see you beam (Rock on!) The corners of your mouth turned up Is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!) But if you're kind of worried And your face has made a frown I'll work real hard and do my best To turn that sad frown upside down 'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin.
Yes, I do! Busted out from ear to ear, let it begin! Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin And you fill me with good cheer It's true some days are dark and lonely And maybe you feel sad But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad There is one thing that makes me happy And makes my whole life worthwhile And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile! I really am so happy Your smile fills me with glee I give a smile, I get a smile And that's so special to me 'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam.
Yes, I do! Tell me, what more can I say to make you see? That I do! It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam Yes, it always makes my day Come on, everypony! Smile, smile, smile! Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine! All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine! Come on, everypony! Smile, smile, smile! Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine! All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine! Yes, the perfect gift for me Is a smile as wide as a mile To make me happy as can be Smile, smile, smile, smile SMIIILE! Come on and smile! Come on and smile! I've never seen you before.
Kid, you're smarter than you look.
Thanks! I'm Pinkie Pie.
What's your name? "Property of C.
D.
D.
" I'm guessing that last D is for donkey.
Quick as a whip, kid.
Now how about that C? Calvin? Calhoun? Caleb? Carl? Carmine? Carlo? Charlie? Chester? Chico? Claudio? Cletus? Clifford? Conrad? Cornelius? Cortez? Craig? Christopher? Cranky! It's Cranky, all right?! And your middle name? Ddl.
-I'm sorry? -Ddl! One more time Doodle.
So you're a Cranky Doodle Donkey? You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy, you're Cranky Doodle Donkey I've never met you, but you're my new friend and I'm your best friend, Pinkie Pie.
Come on now, Doodle, give a smile! Nopony calls me Doodle! What just happened? Meet somepony new: check.
Introduce myself: check.
Sing random song out of nowhere: check.
Become instant best friends uncheck! I don't get it.
How can somepony not become instant best friends with me? Was it something I said? Was it something I sang? This is no time for the blame game, Pinkie! There's somepony new in town and you need to win him over.
Try everything you can to make Cranky smile and be your friend check! All right, Pinkie.
If you're gonna win Cranky's friendship you're gonna have to bring your A game.
Let's do this.
Howdy doody, Cranky Doodle? So uh Are you moving to Ponyville, Cranky? What gave you the hint there, kid? The cart full of stuff, maybe? Well, I'll be happy to show you around.
It's the least a new friend can do.
Listen, kid.
I traveled around Equestria my entire life.
I've made many friends; I don't need any more.
Gosh! I could never have too many friends.
Well, why don't you go and make some more? But I don't need to *go*, when I can *stay* and make friends with you.
Look, kid.
You Oh, Cranky, you can call me Pinkie.
All of my friends do.
Look kid.
I came to Ponyville for some peace and quiet and privacy.
To be alone with my memories.
All I want is to get to my new home and unpack my stuff.
What does this bauble do? Don't touch that! What's this? Please, don't! Oh, look at these! Pinkie! Keep your hooves off my wagon.
Okay, Cranky.
I promised not to touch your wagon, so I got one of my own.
I use it to welcome folks.
Who'd 'a guessed.
Maybe we can be wagon buddies? Well, you got at least let me give you the special welcome that comes with it.
Let's get this over with.
That's the spirit! Welcome, welcome, welcome A fine welcome to you! Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say: how do you do? Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say: hip, hip, hurray! Welcome, welcome, welcome to Ponyville todaaay! Wait for it Nooo! Oh, silly me! I must have put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons! Again! Still delicious.
Try some, Cranky.
It's sure to make you smile.
Where is it? Where is it? Where's what? Spider! Big, hairy spider! Stop, stop, stop! Oh.
Was that your wig? I can fix this! I can fix this! HEY, EVERYPONY! DOES ANYPONY HAVE A TOUPEE?! THIS DONKEY IS REALLY, REALLY BALD! WHAT'S SO FUNNY? THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, EVERYPONY! CRANKY NEEDS A NEW WIG TO COVER HIS HAIRLESS HEAD! I have had enough!!! You're losing him, Pinkie.
Wait! Cranky! Please! Let me make it up to you.
No! Please! Oh, please, please, please Ladies, this is a spa emergency.
Cranky needs help.
Stat! Hi, Cranky! I have a gift for you.
The spa treatment was gift enough.
It's not going to explode or anything.
Promise.
Just open it.
It's a new toupee.
I had my friend Rarity make it.
She calls it the Dreamboat Special.
This is wonderful.
Thanks, kid.
He's starting to warm up, but still no smile.
Hey! Whatchu doing there, old buddy, old pal? What's it look like? Looks like a yard sale.
I'll give you two bits for this.
I'm not selling, kid.
I'm unpacking.
Well, why didn't you say so? I thought I had.
This is so pretty.
Where'd you get it? Manehattan.
Now put it down.
Gently.
Really? What were you doing there? Trying to find a friend.
Ooh! I'm always trying to find friends.
And today I have found you.
See how good I am at it? This was a special friend.
Like me? No.
You're extra special, kid.
Yes! I'm in.
Wow! Where in Equestria did you get this, Cranky? Fillydelphia.
It's awfully pretty.
Yes, she was.
Huh? I mean, it was.
I mean, it is.
Yes, it's pretty; now put it down.
I wonder where Cranky got this.
Huh.
Will you look at that.
Hey, Cranky! Can I ask you about Oh no! What did you sayYAYAYAYAY! What have you done?! There! Uh All better? No.
Not all better.
ALL SOGGY! I'm sorry, Cranky.
Oh, you're sorry.
Well, then everything is fine! -It is? -No! It isn't! Listen to me, kid! I will never be your friend! Never or never ever? NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER! That's four evers.
That's like forever! I just can't believe it.
Cranky said he would never, forever be my friend.
It was horrible.
I know this is hard for you, Pinkie seeing that you're friends with everypony but you just have to accept that Cranky is gonna be an exception.
He just doesn't wanna be bothered.
Yeah! He doesn't wanna be bothered by your over-the-top super-hyper antics.
-Rainbow! -No, no.
It's okay, Twilight.
I get what you're saying.
What you're both saying.
And I guess I can leave Cranky alone.
right after he accepts my apology! Cranky! No! No! Leave me alone! Wait! I understand that you don't want me as a friend! No! I don't! So I just wanted to say I'm sorry! Fine! You said it! -But do you accept my apology? -No! Oh, Cranky! Please accept my apology! -Please! -No! But I'm really, really, really really, really really, really, really really, really, really really, really, really really, really, really, really really, really, really, really sorry!!! Cranky! Please! Please accept my apology! I'll do anything to make it up to you! But there's nothing you can do.
You ruined my book! You destroyed all I have to remember her by! Her? Her who? The special friend? Go away, Pinkie! Cranky! It's me again.
I understand that you don't wanna be my friend or accept my apology but before I leave you alone forever I have something to at least try to make up for ruining your book.
No! I don't want it, kid.
Anything you would give me is sure to lead to some sorta disaster.
Goodness! You really are cranky.
It can't be Is it really you? It can and it is.
Matilda! But how? Pinkie.
But I never told you about her.
You didn't have to.
I put two and two and two together and it added up to Matilda.
What? Well, when you were talking about your souvenirs you said something about trying to find a special friend.
And you know, I wasn't just born yesterday.
Nuh-uh.
My birthday isn't for another seventy-five days.
Huh? And then in your scrapbook there was a flower an old ticket and a menu from the Grand Galloping Gala.
And I knew I recognized all these things.
But how could you have ever seen them before? Because I also have them in *my* scrapbook.
And I'd seen them in Matilda's book! Oh, Matilda.
The night we met at the gala was the most magical night of my life.
I couldn't wait to see you again but when I came to your room the next day, you were gone.
-Didn't you get my note? -No! I never got it.
Ever since that day I've gone from town to town to town searching all over Equestria for you.
Until finally I gave up.
I came to Ponyville to retire from my search.
I was living in Ponyville the whole time.
I always hoped that some day you would come and find me Doodle.
Uh Matilda? Nopony calls him Doodle.
Nopony but Matilda.
Oh, Doodle.
I'm so happy to see you.
So does this mean that you accept my apology? Yes, Pinkie, I accept your apology and I am honored to call you my friend.
Woohoo! This is just fantastic! Now we can hang out together and chat and sing songs and PARTY!!! Oh, I could throw you guys a big party! It'll be called a "Welcome to Ponyville; I found my lost love" "I'm BFFs with Pinkie Pie" party! Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.
Pinkie, we're eternally grateful to you, but Matilda and I just wanna spend some time together in peace and quiet.
Oh.
Um but we're still friends? Pinkie, you went way, way, way out of your way to make me happy.
Of course we'll friends! Great! "Dear Princess Celestia.
" "There are many different kinds of friends" "and many ways to express friendship.
" "Some friends like to run and laugh and play together" "but others just like to be left alone.
And that's fine too.
" "But the best thing about friendship" "is being able to make your friends smile.
" He had a Cranky Doodle sweetheart She's his Cranky Doodle joy I helped the Cranky Doodle boy, yes! I helped the Cranky Doodle boy! Pinkie! Whoops! Privacy.
Sorry.