That's So Raven (2003) s02e18 Episode Script
The Road to Audition
1 It's on! From the East Coast to the West We're looking, we're looking We're looking for the best We're looking, we're looking Yeah! Singing and dancing, yeah! Looking for that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Undercover Superstars! We will find you wherever you are Undercover Superstars! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
Hi, and welcome to Undercover Superstar, the show where we go to your school undercover to find America's next superstar.
Now, if you're out there, we'll find you.
Oh, it would be so cool to be a pop star.
You know what, honey? Back in the day, your father and I came pretty close.
Tanya, not in front of the children.
Come on, Victor, I think they're old enough to know about Toast and Jelly.
Ooh, ooh.
I think the question is, do we want to know about Toast and Jelly? Your father was Toast and I was Jelly.
We were on this show called Soul Search.
I think we have a tape somewhere.
No, we don't.
I gotta see that tape.
No, you don't.
Hey, we're back, so let's meet the superstars our undercover talent scouts discovered at schools just like yours.
Okay, I'm in Bayside.
I'm undercover and I'm gonna find them.
Honey, did you have a vision? Yes, Mom, and he's out there and I'm gonna find him.
Superstar! Yep, that's me.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
Okay.
Did you see Superstar last night? Yes! Actually I saw more than that.
I had a vision that the talent scout is coming to our school.
Oh! That is big! Undercover Superstar! We will find you wherever you are! Undercover Superstar! Oh, you guys are singing.
I thought it was a cat fight.
Oh, whatever, Jasmine.
You're not the only one in this school who can sing.
No.
I'm just the best.
You think so? Well, let's review.
Now, who got the lead in the school musical? You.
And who's playing Girl with Bucket? Me.
That just means you're better at kissing up, Jasmine.
So, I'm pretty much better at everything.
You know what? I would like to see you hold that bucket, little miss.
Yeah.
I'd like to see that.
See you at rehearsal, Bucket Girl.
Hey! Hey, it is Girl with Bucket.
Rae.
Rae, Rae.
Well, well, well.
What have we here? Emmett, the world's most annoying hall monitor.
Hey! I didn't skip two grades to take any lip from the likes of you.
What are you waiting for? Next time, it's detention! They fear me.
All right, Rae, now-- this talent scout you saw.
What exactly, you know, did he look like? Well, he kind of He looked just like him.
Okay, I'm in Bayside.
I'm undercover and I'm gonna find them.
Okay, you guys.
Now we need to be on the lookout for a guy who looks just like him.
Chels, that was him.
Well, that was easy.
Oh, oh, my gosh, I totally know just what I'm going to sing for him.
Hey, and I got the perfect rap.
No, no, guys.
We have to chill, okay? We gotta keep this a secret.
If someone finds out that that is the talent scout from Undercover Superstar, then everyone is gonna want to audition.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Good thing the only people that knows about this is us.
Can I get an "Amen"? Amen! Even my Mama's going to want to audition.
Toast and Jelly.
Yes.
No.
Dad, how bad could it be? Bad enough.
I'm throwing this tape out.
No, you're not.
Honey, you never throw away your memories, no matter how humiliating.
Honey, someday in a hundred years or so, you may laugh at this.
Fine, but until then, I'm gonna hide this someplace where Mr.
Nosy can't find it.
Oh, I love a challenge.
You do, huh? Well, when's the last time you practiced the piano? Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Get to it.
But it's boring.
Honey, how would you even know? You know, if you actually practiced, maybe someday you could be on Undercover Superstar.
Undercover Superstar.
Let's welcome our next superstar.
Now, give it up for the King of the Keys, Cory Baxter.
I was once a little punk Back then tell me who would have thunk I'd be the King of the Keys The ebenezer never breathes Bring the ladies to their knees I'm the King of the Keys Yeah! Mama said, don't hesitate, jam down with those 88s Now I'm the King of the Keys Doing what I please Make the ladies scream with ease I'm the King of the Keys Ow! Baby, I'm a musical Hercules I'm the King of the Keys.
Baby, I'm the king.
Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory Cory.
You're supposed to be practicing.
Practice? Pfft.
Please, I'm the King of the Keys.
Mi, mi, mi Mi, mi.
Singing in the hallway? You'll be spending lunch in detention.
What?! You little power-tripping, grade-skipping wannabe police Can't get it.
Shake it off.
It won't hurt you, Raven.
You're gonna be famous.
Superstar.
Hey, Blue Mopper, here's a show-stopper What? I've got the stuff that you're looking for Listen to me singing, I'm a goddess Bow down, she's a goddess I can dance and act and still be modest Bow down, she is flawless When it comes to the fine arts Mister, I'm the finest Around the theater, I'm known as Your Highness I belong on that TV screen I'm the theater queen You have found your superstar Theater queen Didn't have to look too far Theater queen Listen to my perfect voice Theater queen You don't have any other choice I'm the greatest thing you've ever seen I'm the theater queen.
Amazing.
Fantastic.
You should be on TV.
Thanks for the tip, Raven.
You know, you really should work on that whole keeping-it-a-secret thing.
Yeah, actually I should kind of work on that, 'cause No, I haven't found what I'm looking for yet, but don't worry, I still have this afternoon.
Man.
Did you hear that, Rae? He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
I know.
That means Jasmine didn't get it.
We still have a chance to audition.
Okay, but this time we have to be extra, extra, careful.
Okay, nobody can find out that the new janitor is really a talent scout for Undercover Superstar.
Undercover Superstar? Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.
You know what this means? Every man for himself.
Or woman.
Okay.
Give it up, Raven.
If he didn't like me, there's no way he's going to go for you-- Bucket Girl.
Oh, oh, it is Girl with Bucket.
W- I-T You know what? I'm not giving up.
Superstar! Undercover Superstar Superstar We will find you Wherever you are Undercover Wait! # Superstar # We will find you Wherever you are Undercover You know, hallways, um are such funny things.
Sometimes so full of life, and other times, well so lonely.
Every day in French class I ask Mademoiselle for the girls' room pass And my heart fills with emotion As I'm struck once again by the same old notion All alone in the hallways as always Just the stairwell, the lockers and me 'Cause the hallways in big ways and small ways Are such a lonely place to be Yes, alone in the hallways as always The garbage cans Are my only friends I've always hated To be isolated But then third period ends Then these halls I was in Will soon be buzzin' With students and teachers And jocks in their sneakers The bells start ringing And everybody's singing Won't be alone On my own In the hallways No more Is everyone in this school trying to get into show business? What-what gave you that idea? Hi.
I just need to talk to you for a quick second.
I have a song that you would love.
Uh-uh! No! No! No, wait.
No No more! No more! No more! I saw him first! It's history in the making, y'all.
Here follow me.
Believe me, you ain't never heard a young man That can blaze the track, ridiculous cat That can dribble behind his back Can't stop the dribble, in my blood And can't nobody understand it But when you hear this track I'll betcha I'm-a see you dancin' Just one shot is all I really need To bring it to your ankles and make you wiggle your knees I'm guaranteed to make the nation Want to follow me, I got the ladies, like "Ooh, child, I need to breathe now" Watch Eddie, as I hold her steady I'm Undercover Superstar but y'all ain't ready The game is full of giving so I'm 'bout to make your filling Take a piece of me and keep it May your world be ready, bounce! Cory! What are you doing home for lunch? I miss you, Daddy.
Hug! Son, you are wasting your time.
I hid that tape in the last place you'll look.
Fine.
Do you really think I care about that tape? That amazing, mysterious, forbidden tape? Might as well.
Thank you! Litterbugs-- worst kind of criminal.
How y'all doing today? About that song, I just wanted to talk to you.
What is going on around here? Well, I just want to sing you a little song.
I'm just trying to do my job.
And I am gonna make your job a lot easier.
I know what I'm all about Nobody's gonna change me And I Stand my ground when I find negativity I got my mind made up, I'm gonna do Whatever makes me happy One step at a time I choose my own destiny Don't stop, can't stop Do what I need to do I, I stand upon my own My own No one can bring me down, down I know I'm going to shine, shine Shine, shine I'll never lose sight of my own in life I'll stay true to myself No one can tell me What the future holds I'll stay strong No matter I will survive, I'm gonna shine Come on, come on I stand upon my own I am on my own No one can bring me down, down I know I'm going to shine, shine, shine, shine I will hold my head up I'm gonna make it through, through It's my time to shine, shine, shine, shine! This is my friend right here.
This is my friend.
This is my friend right here.
Unbelievable, kid.
That is the best performance I've seen all day.
Well, it looks like sss-someone's found what they're looking for.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Ha! Okay, so you think she belongs on Undercover Superstar? Oh, I think you all do.
It's just too bad none of the talent scouts were here to see it.
Yeah, isn't that too What'd you just say? Wait, I thought you were undercover.
I am.
For the Health Department.
Wha? Aren't you looking for talent? No, I'm looking for bugs.
You know, spiders, ants, cockroaches.
I got to tell you something, this place is crawling with them.
Well That's nasty, man.
That's just disgusting.
That was great! Really? Thanks.
No dancing on the tables.
See you in detention.
Thanks.
See you there.
Excuse me.
Are there any kids around here who can sing or dance, or want to be a superstar? I'm sorry, I'm not singing for no more janitors.
Guess I'll have better luck at Jefferson.
It's on! Hey, wait a minute.
Undercover Superstar isn't on till tomorrow.
I know.
I've got a new show I think you guys will enjoy.
Welcome to America's Most Embarrassing Parents! Our first tape was sent in by Cory B.
I guess he was too embarrassed to use his last name.
Let's see why.
You didn't.
He wouldn't.
This act is called "Toast and Jelly.
" Oh, oh, but he did.
Girl, our love has been a melody And the beat's coming From my heart We compose a funky symphony And it's going to the top of the charts We have had Our share of bumps But I'm never, ever Down in the dumps Our love Here come the pain.
And I know we'll never split.
Looks like Toast got burnt.
Should I be running? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Hi, and welcome to Undercover Superstar, the show where we go to your school undercover to find America's next superstar.
Now, if you're out there, we'll find you.
Oh, it would be so cool to be a pop star.
You know what, honey? Back in the day, your father and I came pretty close.
Tanya, not in front of the children.
Come on, Victor, I think they're old enough to know about Toast and Jelly.
Ooh, ooh.
I think the question is, do we want to know about Toast and Jelly? Your father was Toast and I was Jelly.
We were on this show called Soul Search.
I think we have a tape somewhere.
No, we don't.
I gotta see that tape.
No, you don't.
Hey, we're back, so let's meet the superstars our undercover talent scouts discovered at schools just like yours.
Okay, I'm in Bayside.
I'm undercover and I'm gonna find them.
Honey, did you have a vision? Yes, Mom, and he's out there and I'm gonna find him.
Superstar! Yep, that's me.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
Okay.
Did you see Superstar last night? Yes! Actually I saw more than that.
I had a vision that the talent scout is coming to our school.
Oh! That is big! Undercover Superstar! We will find you wherever you are! Undercover Superstar! Oh, you guys are singing.
I thought it was a cat fight.
Oh, whatever, Jasmine.
You're not the only one in this school who can sing.
No.
I'm just the best.
You think so? Well, let's review.
Now, who got the lead in the school musical? You.
And who's playing Girl with Bucket? Me.
That just means you're better at kissing up, Jasmine.
So, I'm pretty much better at everything.
You know what? I would like to see you hold that bucket, little miss.
Yeah.
I'd like to see that.
See you at rehearsal, Bucket Girl.
Hey! Hey, it is Girl with Bucket.
Rae.
Rae, Rae.
Well, well, well.
What have we here? Emmett, the world's most annoying hall monitor.
Hey! I didn't skip two grades to take any lip from the likes of you.
What are you waiting for? Next time, it's detention! They fear me.
All right, Rae, now-- this talent scout you saw.
What exactly, you know, did he look like? Well, he kind of He looked just like him.
Okay, I'm in Bayside.
I'm undercover and I'm gonna find them.
Okay, you guys.
Now we need to be on the lookout for a guy who looks just like him.
Chels, that was him.
Well, that was easy.
Oh, oh, my gosh, I totally know just what I'm going to sing for him.
Hey, and I got the perfect rap.
No, no, guys.
We have to chill, okay? We gotta keep this a secret.
If someone finds out that that is the talent scout from Undercover Superstar, then everyone is gonna want to audition.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Good thing the only people that knows about this is us.
Can I get an "Amen"? Amen! Even my Mama's going to want to audition.
Toast and Jelly.
Yes.
No.
Dad, how bad could it be? Bad enough.
I'm throwing this tape out.
No, you're not.
Honey, you never throw away your memories, no matter how humiliating.
Honey, someday in a hundred years or so, you may laugh at this.
Fine, but until then, I'm gonna hide this someplace where Mr.
Nosy can't find it.
Oh, I love a challenge.
You do, huh? Well, when's the last time you practiced the piano? Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Get to it.
But it's boring.
Honey, how would you even know? You know, if you actually practiced, maybe someday you could be on Undercover Superstar.
Undercover Superstar.
Let's welcome our next superstar.
Now, give it up for the King of the Keys, Cory Baxter.
I was once a little punk Back then tell me who would have thunk I'd be the King of the Keys The ebenezer never breathes Bring the ladies to their knees I'm the King of the Keys Yeah! Mama said, don't hesitate, jam down with those 88s Now I'm the King of the Keys Doing what I please Make the ladies scream with ease I'm the King of the Keys Ow! Baby, I'm a musical Hercules I'm the King of the Keys.
Baby, I'm the king.
Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory Cory.
You're supposed to be practicing.
Practice? Pfft.
Please, I'm the King of the Keys.
Mi, mi, mi Mi, mi.
Singing in the hallway? You'll be spending lunch in detention.
What?! You little power-tripping, grade-skipping wannabe police Can't get it.
Shake it off.
It won't hurt you, Raven.
You're gonna be famous.
Superstar.
Hey, Blue Mopper, here's a show-stopper What? I've got the stuff that you're looking for Listen to me singing, I'm a goddess Bow down, she's a goddess I can dance and act and still be modest Bow down, she is flawless When it comes to the fine arts Mister, I'm the finest Around the theater, I'm known as Your Highness I belong on that TV screen I'm the theater queen You have found your superstar Theater queen Didn't have to look too far Theater queen Listen to my perfect voice Theater queen You don't have any other choice I'm the greatest thing you've ever seen I'm the theater queen.
Amazing.
Fantastic.
You should be on TV.
Thanks for the tip, Raven.
You know, you really should work on that whole keeping-it-a-secret thing.
Yeah, actually I should kind of work on that, 'cause No, I haven't found what I'm looking for yet, but don't worry, I still have this afternoon.
Man.
Did you hear that, Rae? He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
I know.
That means Jasmine didn't get it.
We still have a chance to audition.
Okay, but this time we have to be extra, extra, careful.
Okay, nobody can find out that the new janitor is really a talent scout for Undercover Superstar.
Undercover Superstar? Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.
You know what this means? Every man for himself.
Or woman.
Okay.
Give it up, Raven.
If he didn't like me, there's no way he's going to go for you-- Bucket Girl.
Oh, oh, it is Girl with Bucket.
W- I-T You know what? I'm not giving up.
Superstar! Undercover Superstar Superstar We will find you Wherever you are Undercover Wait! # Superstar # We will find you Wherever you are Undercover You know, hallways, um are such funny things.
Sometimes so full of life, and other times, well so lonely.
Every day in French class I ask Mademoiselle for the girls' room pass And my heart fills with emotion As I'm struck once again by the same old notion All alone in the hallways as always Just the stairwell, the lockers and me 'Cause the hallways in big ways and small ways Are such a lonely place to be Yes, alone in the hallways as always The garbage cans Are my only friends I've always hated To be isolated But then third period ends Then these halls I was in Will soon be buzzin' With students and teachers And jocks in their sneakers The bells start ringing And everybody's singing Won't be alone On my own In the hallways No more Is everyone in this school trying to get into show business? What-what gave you that idea? Hi.
I just need to talk to you for a quick second.
I have a song that you would love.
Uh-uh! No! No! No, wait.
No No more! No more! No more! I saw him first! It's history in the making, y'all.
Here follow me.
Believe me, you ain't never heard a young man That can blaze the track, ridiculous cat That can dribble behind his back Can't stop the dribble, in my blood And can't nobody understand it But when you hear this track I'll betcha I'm-a see you dancin' Just one shot is all I really need To bring it to your ankles and make you wiggle your knees I'm guaranteed to make the nation Want to follow me, I got the ladies, like "Ooh, child, I need to breathe now" Watch Eddie, as I hold her steady I'm Undercover Superstar but y'all ain't ready The game is full of giving so I'm 'bout to make your filling Take a piece of me and keep it May your world be ready, bounce! Cory! What are you doing home for lunch? I miss you, Daddy.
Hug! Son, you are wasting your time.
I hid that tape in the last place you'll look.
Fine.
Do you really think I care about that tape? That amazing, mysterious, forbidden tape? Might as well.
Thank you! Litterbugs-- worst kind of criminal.
How y'all doing today? About that song, I just wanted to talk to you.
What is going on around here? Well, I just want to sing you a little song.
I'm just trying to do my job.
And I am gonna make your job a lot easier.
I know what I'm all about Nobody's gonna change me And I Stand my ground when I find negativity I got my mind made up, I'm gonna do Whatever makes me happy One step at a time I choose my own destiny Don't stop, can't stop Do what I need to do I, I stand upon my own My own No one can bring me down, down I know I'm going to shine, shine Shine, shine I'll never lose sight of my own in life I'll stay true to myself No one can tell me What the future holds I'll stay strong No matter I will survive, I'm gonna shine Come on, come on I stand upon my own I am on my own No one can bring me down, down I know I'm going to shine, shine, shine, shine I will hold my head up I'm gonna make it through, through It's my time to shine, shine, shine, shine! This is my friend right here.
This is my friend.
This is my friend right here.
Unbelievable, kid.
That is the best performance I've seen all day.
Well, it looks like sss-someone's found what they're looking for.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Ha! Okay, so you think she belongs on Undercover Superstar? Oh, I think you all do.
It's just too bad none of the talent scouts were here to see it.
Yeah, isn't that too What'd you just say? Wait, I thought you were undercover.
I am.
For the Health Department.
Wha? Aren't you looking for talent? No, I'm looking for bugs.
You know, spiders, ants, cockroaches.
I got to tell you something, this place is crawling with them.
Well That's nasty, man.
That's just disgusting.
That was great! Really? Thanks.
No dancing on the tables.
See you in detention.
Thanks.
See you there.
Excuse me.
Are there any kids around here who can sing or dance, or want to be a superstar? I'm sorry, I'm not singing for no more janitors.
Guess I'll have better luck at Jefferson.
It's on! Hey, wait a minute.
Undercover Superstar isn't on till tomorrow.
I know.
I've got a new show I think you guys will enjoy.
Welcome to America's Most Embarrassing Parents! Our first tape was sent in by Cory B.
I guess he was too embarrassed to use his last name.
Let's see why.
You didn't.
He wouldn't.
This act is called "Toast and Jelly.
" Oh, oh, but he did.
Girl, our love has been a melody And the beat's coming From my heart We compose a funky symphony And it's going to the top of the charts We have had Our share of bumps But I'm never, ever Down in the dumps Our love Here come the pain.
And I know we'll never split.
Looks like Toast got burnt.
Should I be running? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!