Xiaolin Showdown (2003) s02e18 Episode Script

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Xiaolin Showdown!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Xiaolin Showdown.
I believe we have
chosen the perfect spot
for our new meditation garden.
I know a much faster
way to dig a trench.
Omi,give me the Orb.
I do not think that
is wise, Raimundo.
The Orb of Tornami takes
much discipline to master.
Yeah, yeah. My middle
name is discipline.
Orb of Tornami!
Whoooooooooa
Aah! Aah!
Sorry, but I think the
Orb is defective.
I'm pretty sure
something is defective,
and it's not the Orb!
And I am having
most serious doubts
that your middle name
is "discipline"!
Hey, kids,
check out the cool
light show in the sky.
Raimundo: It's just a comet.
Be wary of first
impressions, Raimundo.
Falcon's Eye.
As I feared
It the rare and
evil hailin comet.
Until it passes in 3 days,
you must not use
any Shen Gong Wu,
for this is a time
of great danger.
The only great danger
i sense is the one
where we have to do our chores
without any Wu.
Wuya: The Xiaolin
warriors will be tempted
to use their Shen Gong Wu.
If they do, the consequences
could be most evil!
But we can use ours, right?
No, you fool!
You mustn't touch them!
Even the Monkey Staff?
Especially the Monkey Staff!
Being evil is all
so complicated.
The Shen Gong Wu will
have a mind of their own
during this period.
Aah!
We must take advantage
of the opportunity
to help evil along.
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Remember, no Shen
Gong Wu for 3 days.
I know I speak for everyone
when I say you have my word.
In fact, there can
be no greater test
of our self-discipline.
With willpower and
our bare hands,
we can accomplish anything!
I am pleased you feel that way,
for our natural garden
would be even more natural
if the rocks and stream
were over there.
Aww aww aww
It is time to test the willpower
of the Xiaolin monks
and put my evil
plan into action.
Jack, Fire the laser.
Jack!
Aah!
Wuya, with you it's hard to tell
if I'm coming out of a nightmare
or going into one!
Just shut up and Fire the laser!
Uhh. I'd like to meet the dude
who said hard work
was good for you.
I'd pop him in the nose.
That is, if I could
raise my arms.
Volcano in Brazil!
That's tuberejo, my hometown!
Come on, Clay, wake up!
It's an emergency!
Uhh Clay!
Taters
Kimiko, wake up!
Omi?!
Ah, monkey strike.
Ooh
Sorry, guys,
but there's somethin'
i gotta do.
Golden Tiger Claws!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Sword of the Storm!
Cyclone Wind!
That's weird.
Unh! Unh! Uhh!
Uhh! aaa! Unh!
Uhh! Uhh! Unh!
Maybe we can talk this over.
aaa! aaa! Whoa!
Aah! Unh!
What do you want?
Help! Help!
Raimundo
Is there something you
would like to say?
Look, guys, it wasn't my fault.
There was this freak volcano
near my hometown.
I tried to tell you, but
you were all asleep,
and I kinda used some
Wu to save everyone.
And then there was
this big festival,
and everyone took turns
carrying me around,
uh, let me get this straight.
There just happened
to be a volcano
near your hometown,
where there just happened
to be a festival?
Do we look like we
were born next week?
But it's true!
And then the Golden Tiger Claws
wouldn't come off.
I couldn't control it.
Well, I believe him.
At least the "i could
not control it" part.
Maybe we'll just have
to give you a hand
gettin' that Wu off your hand.
Uhh!
Whoa!
Hey, over there!
Unh! Ooh!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Aah! Unh!
I can't help it!
This Wu has a mind of its own!
We must keep a careful watch
on our rebellious monk,
as his self-control
is no longer in control.
Uh, when was it ever in control?
We must not allow him near
any more Shen Gong Wu
until the comet has passed.
Huh! What? Huh?
I was just making
sure you were asleep.
Well, can you do it
without waking me
every few seconds?
Then how will I know?
Unh! Huh?
Huh?
Where am I?
What's goin' on?!
Oh, no. Not again!
Oh, no, you don't!
Unh! Uhh!
Unh! Oh! Oh! Uhh!
Oh! Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh! Unh! Unh!
Raimundo, shouting: No!
You can't make me!
Uhhhhhh.
Help! I'm being Wu-napped!
I warn you, Shen Gong Wu,
you are no match for
a Xiaolin war--
aah! Unh!
Aah! Aah!
Wuya: Amazing.
Yeah, and totally creepy.
No! I'm amazed it was
one of those fools
who used Shen Gong Wu
instead of my fool.
Easy, circus face!
Once enough Wu
attach to Raimundo,
he will lose what's
left of his willpower.
He will cease to exist.
So?
Then I will be able to possess
his Shen Gong Wu body!
At last I will be the
most powerful evil force
in the world!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Poor Rai.
We've got to find him
Just so I can give him
a piece of my mind!
We must not be too
hard on Raimundo.
It is the Shen Gong Wu
that is controlling him.
Yes, but if he had not used the golden
tiger claws in the first place,
we would not be down a
lake with no paddles!
Hey, kids, special
news bulletin.
I did a little
recon over Brazil,
and it turns out there
was a lava flow.
If it wasn't for a certain
hero we all know,
one village would be toast.
So Raimundo was
telling the truth?
That's a first!
I should have believed him.
We all should have, partner.
Yes, but I had the watch
when he wandered off.
He needed a true friend,
but all he had was me.
Huh?!
Raimundo, we have a
present for you.
Go ahead, Jack.
We're just going
to give Raimundo
the Glove of Jisaku?
No fight? No deposit? Nothing?!
That's exactly what
we're going to do.
Do it. I don't get it.
Super-evil boy genius, huh?
Who else would be
smart enough to cheat
on an I.Q. Test?!
No, I can't!
Wu: Yes, you can!
No. You can't make me!
Ow! Ow! Oh!
See? Raimundo's willpower
is already growing weak.
Whoa! Unh!
Nooooo!
Kimiko: Rai, wait!
You can't go with them!
It's fighting time, right?
Sit still, silly boy.
Omi: Raimundo, we
are all very sorry
about the things we said.
Yeah. And we're sorry
about not believing
how you saved your
hometown, buddy.
Please come back to the temple
so we can have you
De-wued.
IAmTrying!
Rrrrrr--aarrrrrr!
Raimundo, you may look
strange on the outside,
but I know inside you are still
a Xiaolin warrior.
Thanks, homey. Uhh.
Way to go.
You lost the Glove of Jisaku.
I knew it. The plan was stupid,
had no chance, and--
it went exactly as intended.
Oh.
That's what I thought.
Omi: Raimundo,
you are looking much better.
Your inner warrior has regained
much self-control over
the Shen Gong Wu.
Wu: Lick my feet, cue ball!
Raimundo: No, don't
listen to me!
Shut up!
You come from a family of apes!
Uh, can we be perfectly
Frankenstein with you?
Yeah, Rai doesn't look too good.
He looks patched together.
Not to mention huge,
freakish, and scary.
Remember, ugly is
only skin deep.
Dojo is a hideous
Fire-breathing dragon,
but look past that.
Ouch.
Innocent dragon caught
in the dis fest.
We'd better keep an eye on him.
At a safe distance.
Not to worry.
I hid all our Shen Gong Wu.
He would have no
way to find them,
even if he tried.
What's goin' on?!
Oh, no, it's the
Glove of Jisaku!
It is attracting
all the Wu I hid.
Aah! Uhh!
We have to do something
while there's something
of Rai left to save.
Raimundo, we have
everything under control.
Uhh!
Clay: Hold it right there!
You are goin' nowhere, partner.
Not without goin'
through us first.
Rrrrrrr
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Uh, perhaps that was not
the best choice of words.
Wuya: It won't be long
until I possess his body
all to myself.
Soon I will be the most
powerful creature on Earth.
But I get to keep
the Monkey Staff?
I'll put this so even
you can understand.
You can be my first
loyal subject
or the first boy
genius I destroy!
I choose loyal subject?
Master Fung: The hailin
comet has at last passed.
It is now safe to use
the Shen Gong Wu
to rescue Raimundo.
Yeah, what's left of him.
But how can we stop him?
He beat us before,
and he's only gotten stronger
and grosser.
Remember, it will
be 4 against one.
Wait a minute, 4?
I still believe Raimundo
will be fighting with us
from the inside.
The time has come.
His body has lost all
of its self-will.
Say good-bye to Raimundo
and hello to your empress of evil.
Heh heh heh heh.
Um, once you become Raimundo,
are you a he or a she?
Uhh!
I just want to get my
pronouns straight.
Omi: Not so fast!
Jack, stop them!
My Jackbots are in the
shop for a tune-up.
Oh, you wimp!
Wuya: Fine, I'll
handle this myself!
Wuya: I'm afraid
you are too late.
Wuya?
In the Wu.
Wuya, we challenge
you to a 4-way
all or nothing cosmic
clash Xiaolin Showdown
for Raimundo!
Um, is that possible?
Hmm. According to the
official rule book,
you can be played for
if you're over 1/2 Wu
and look kind of freakish.
It's on page 121.
Rrrrrrr!
We wager the Tangle Web Comb,
Lotus Twister, and
Fist of Tebigong
against your Helmet of Jong,
Third arm Sash, and
Mantis Flip Coin.
Agreed.
The game is steal the Wu.
Whoever knocks all the
Wu from the other first
wins.
Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
Oh, my house!
Dojo will be the keeper
of the Shen Gong Wu
until all is done.
Really?
I've never been part
of a showdown before.
Just find a place
where you won't get
in the way, partner.
I pick Hawaii.
Sweet!
All: Gong yi tan pai!
Fist of Tebigong!
Third arm Sash!
Whoa!
Way to go, Wuya!
Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
Tangle Web Comb!
Wu: Mantis Flip Coin!
Ouch.
Aah!
And now I have 2.
Yes! Looks like it's all over.
So much evil, and an
eternity to enjoy it.
Lotus Twister!
Third arm Sash!
Hyah!
Mantis Flip Coin!
Careful, Omi.
We're plum down to our last Wu.
She can see our every move.
We must confuse her.
Unh! Uhh!
Hyah! Uhh!
Lotus Twister!
Aah!
Incoming!
Wuya: Shroud of Shadows!
Hey, that's cheating!
That wasn't one of the
Shen Gong Wu wagered!
Wuya: You're fighting evil.
What do you expect?
How do we fight an
enemy we can't see?
By relying on a friend
who we can't see,
but I am sure is still there.
All: Dragon excumai formation!
Raimundo: Dragon
Excumai formation.
He heard us!
Remember, Raimundo,
a warrior's real power
is his inner power.
Rrrrrrr Wuya:
What's happening?!
Hyah!
Aah!
Omi: Good to have you back.
Kimiko: Sorry we
ever doubted you.
Clay: You sure had us
worried for a spell.
Hey, usually I'm the
one who messes up
a Xiaolin Showdown.
Looks like the shoe is
on a different foot
If you had a foot. Heh heh.
Rrrrrr!
Aaaaaaah!
Clay: It's great to have you
back in one piece, Rai,
and I mean only one piece.
I'm just glad to have
Wuya out of my system.
Uh, so to speak. Yech!
I see Raimundo has
accepted your apologies
for not believing him.
Nice form!
Raimundo, I promise from now on,
whenever you humiliate yourself
in failure,
I will believe you.
Oh, thanks, dude.
No matter how ridiculous
or unbelievable your excuse.
Pppbbbfffttt!