Bunnicula (2016) s02e19 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[growls]
[laughing]
[gasps] Oh. Come on. Come on. Catch it.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
-Caught it!
-What?
-[Mina] Good boy.
-I'm a good boy.
[both grunting]
Okay, guys.
What's the capital of Nigeria?
Oh, oh, oh! I know. I know.
Okay, what is it, Marsha?
-Abuja.
-Gesundheit!
[both grunting]
All right, smarty-pants.
What's the capital of Canada?
Um
Uh
-No peeking!
-Canada City?
-Wrong! It's Ottawa.
-Ugh.
-I'm never gonna remember that.
-"Ottawa."
Okay, it's like,
Canada's full of otters,
and they live in the water.
"Otter-water"!
-"Otter-water"!
-I can remember that. Nice one!
[both grunting]
[both howling]
Uh, okay.
I need to feed Runny Ronda.
I have to go too.
Hey, be sure and study, you guys,
you're gonna need all the help
you can get.
-[blows raspberry]
-We got this. Right, Dingleman?
Yeah, totally.
[upbeat music playing]
-Yoink.
-What? No! That w--
[Mina] Scott!
The Monster Mayhem
Movie Marathon is starting!
We better hurry!
[upbeat music playing]
-Almost forgot the popcorn.
-[groans]
Score.
What kind of studying is that?
What does Mina even see in Scott?
Hmm.
Yeah. He eats all the treats.
Yeah!
"I'm Scott,
and I can't even do my homework."
"Yeah, guys, I eat everything." [grunts]
"Yeah, yeah, and I have a surfer accent,
even though I don't live in California."
-Scott?
-[gasps]
Oh.
[stammering]
Oh, no. No, no.
Mina?
-Don't do that.
-Mina?
No. No, no. Bunnicula, do something.
Mina? [shouts]
[groaning]
His eyes look like a toilet bowl!
Bunnicula! What happened?
[speaking indistinctly]
He says he tried to hypnotize Scott,
but something interrupted him.
[gasps] But what was it, Bunnicula?
[Scott groaning]
Where, where am I?
What am I?
Who am I?
Uh, boys, a moment, please?
Guys, this is a pretty bad problem.
Got any ideas? What are we gonna do?
[speaking indistinctly]
It shouldn't be a problem,
because it's how he is all the time.
People are gonna notice.
The guy doesn't even know his own name.
Who doesn't know his own name?
-It's like he can understand us.
-Well, of course I can understand you.
Uh, Chester, why can Scott understand us?
Uh, who's Scott?
Duh, you're Scott Dingleman.
Eater of all the food.
Scott Dingleman?
Uh, yeah. Excuse us.
Okay, Bunnicula. Explain.
[speaking indistinctly]
He was mesmerizing Scott, a part of his
mind have been imprinted on Scott's.
Does that mean he's gonna develop
a love of veggie juices and bad jokes?
What do you call a pile of kittens?
-Uh, what?
-A meowntain.
Yeah, no more of that. One moment.
-We gotta fix this.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-He can reverse the effects.
-So? What are we waiting for?
-Oryctolagus Bunniculus?
-Huh?
And Felis catus.
And canis lupus familiaris!
-Oh, my goodness. He's possessed.
-Wait.
-How many ounces in a pound?
-Sixteen!
-What is the periodic symbol for gold?
-A-U!
Read this.
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
How are you doing this?
I don't know, my mind just sort of
feels like an empty sponge.
"An empty sponge," you say?
Just a moment.
-He can be trained.
-That's when you get the most treats.
[speaking indistinctly]
-He's not sure about this.
-What's there to be unsure about?
[speaking indistinctly]
Weren't we talking about Scott
being better for Mina?
-He's willing to give it a shot.
-Trust me, you won't regret this.
All right, Scott, we're gonna help you
remember all the things you forgot.
-Does that sound all right?
-Sure, where do we start?
Let's start with the important stuff.
Pay attention, now.
This is Mina.
We're gonna help you
be the best match for her.
And this is how.
Mina loves pancakes.
[upbeat music playing]
Mina hates cleaning.
Mina hates homework.
She loves foot massages.
Mina loves magic.
No, Mina loves real magic.
Hates scary bugs.
Loves dog food.
Hates messy fur.
Loves dog treats.
Loves pampering Chester.
[groans]
[sighs] What is the capital of Portugal?
Um, uh
-Lisbon.
-How'd you know that?
I read the chapters.
Yeah, but I can't remember all of these.
Got anything clever like "Otter-Water"?
-What about for Hungary?
-Budapest.
Hey, hey. I may be "hungry,"
but I refuse to "brew your vest."
Huh?
Uh, okay.
I don't get it.
I thought we made him perfect for her.
Why is she so upset?
[speaking indistinctly]
He says we made him perfect for us.
We have to change him back.
Change him back?
But my coat, it's never been so shiny.
[speaking indistinctly]
-He said--
-I think I get the gist of it.
And you're right,
we gotta change him back.
But how are we gonna get Scott alone
to hypnotize him?
Hmm.
Wait, I've got it!
First, we'll get Patches
to buy us a remote-control drone
from the local pawnshop.
Harold will operate the drone
to ring the doorbell.
Mina will hear the front door and be like,
"Oh, someone's at the front door.
We should go see who it is."
Waiting for the right moment, run into
the hallway, find Scott, get underfoot.
Whoa. Ah.
This'll separate Scott from the girls.
"Oh, no.
Now I won't know who's at the door."
The girls will open the door
and see a box marked "free kittens."
"Kittens? I could just scream."
"How cute."
At that moment, Bunnicula,
attached to a bungee cord,
will drop down
from the ceiling above Scott,
where he'll re-mesmerize him.
-The girls will open the box, and--
-[Harold farting]
Not it. [chuckles] Okay.
Eww! Mina! Your dog stinks.
Evacuate.
[laughs] Oh, man, someone
needs to go for a walk.
You mean that's all I have to do
to get a walk?
[laughs] A dangerous precedent
has been set.
Or we could do that.
You're up, Bunnicula.
[speaking indistinctly]
[Becky] Okay. What's the capital
of Pakistan?
[Marsha] It's Islamabad.
Is the llama bad?
I thought it was good.
[both grunting]
[both howling]
There's the old Dingleman.
-Mina.
-Looks like everything's back to normal.
Hmm. Yeah. Except we're starving to death.
You're not gonna starve
to death, Harold.
He still understands us.
[upbeat music playing]
Popcorn!
[closing theme playing]