Dragons: Riders of Berk s02e19 Episode Script

- LET'S GO, BUD.
[Toothless roars.]
[heroic music.]
- YEAH.
- WOW.
- COOL.
- WOW.
- WOW, NICE.
- HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
- [chuckles.]
NOTHING LIKE STARTING THE MORNING WITH A GOOD AMBUSH.
CATAPULT, FIRE! - AMBUSH! - PLASMA BLAST, BUD.
- HMM.
[shouts.]
- YOW! - OH, WHOA! THAT THING ALMOST TOOK MY HEAD OFF! - IT DID? GOBBER! DO IT AGAIN! - AAH! FALL BACK, EVERYONE.
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM.
- YOU FALL BACK! I'M GOING IN TO FINISH THIS.
- SNOTLOUT, THAT IS NOT THE EXERCISE.
RETREAT! - I GOT YOUR RETREAT - WHOA! HMM.
- RIGHT HERE.
- AAH! - [whistling.]
- AAH! - [gasps.]
UNH! AAH! - ASTRID! - [screaming.]
AAH! UNH! - [grunts.]
YEAH! - UNH.
[groans.]
WHAT? - WHOO-HOO-HOO! - WHAT HAPPENED? - YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S HOW SNOTLOUT RETREATS-- HE DOESN'T! CLICK-CLICK-BOOM! [laughs.]
- [sighs.]
- WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME? I MEAN, LISTEN, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME.
[grunts.]
WHAT? IT'S HICCUP'S STUPID EXERCISE.
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, DO YOU? - AH, YEAH.
HOOKFANG AND I MADE THE COOLEST TRICK SHOT EVER.
- [growls.]
- YOU ALMOST GOT ASTRID KILLED! - COME ON, SHE'S FINE.
- [grunts.]
- LOOK AT HER.
- [grunts.]
NO THANKS TO YOU.
AAH! - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- [grunting, struggling.]
- EASY THERE, ASTRID.
- I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR HELMET - THAT'S IT.
- AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR DIRTY, LITTLE, ROTTEN-- - THAT'S IT, I'M TIRED OF THIS.
- I'M TIRED OF THIS! WHAT ARE YOU TIRED OF? - YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THINGS YOUR WAY.
- YEAH, WELL GUESS WHAT? I LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
- [growls.]
- AND ONE "A.
" - EXACTLY.
HOW CAN WE RELY ON YOU IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT WE ASK? - SO? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, HICCUP? - I'M SAYING, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM THE ACADEMY.
- WHAT? - WOW.
- WHOA.
- EH, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
- YOU CAN'T GROUND ME.
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! - YES, I CAN! - OH, REALLY? WATCH! GROUND THIS, DRAGON BOY! - UH, AM I WRONG IN THINKING GROUNDING MEANS STAYING ON THE GROUND? BECAUSE THAT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE, UH, "SKYING.
" - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME, HICCUP.
- [sighs.]
IF WE CAN'T COUNT ON HIM DURING PRACTICE, HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY COUNT ON HIM THE NEXT TIME WE RUN INTO DAGUR? - HELLO, MR.
NIGHT FURY.
HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY? HAPPY? FEELING "HICCUP-Y" GOOD? JUST A BIG LOVE FEST OVER THERE ON BERK, ISN'T IT? WELL, THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE VERY SOON.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU AND I ARE GONNA SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME RAMMING IT UP-- - DAGUR! I HAVE NEWS REGARDING OUR LATEST DRAGON ROOT TESTS.
- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? - [sputters.]
RIGHT, SORRY.
[clears throat.]
YOUR, UH, "DERANGEDNESS.
" - AH, ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE, DOESN'T IT? - UH, YE--YES.
ANYWAY, THE DRAGON ROOT TEST WORKED EXACTLY LIKE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD.
THE WILD DRAGONS FOUGHT FOR IT LIKEWELL, YOU KNOW, WILD DRAGONS! - EXCELLENT! [cackles.]
WHAT SHALL WE DO NEXT? SO MANY OPTIONS.
- UM, OH! WHAT IF WE KEEP AN EYE ON BERK FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO PLANT IT? - SO SIMPLE, YET, SO DERANGED.
I LIKE IT! WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT - [inhales sharply.]
- WE WILL PUT MY PLAN INTO MOTION, AND THE NIGHT FURY WILL FINALLY BE MINE! [cackles wickedly.]
- SO, LET ME GUESS, SNOTLOUT IS OUT FLYING? - YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM US.
- AND WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? - WELL, WE FIGURED WITH SNOTLOUT KICKED OUT OF THE ACADEMY AND OUR PEN NEXT TO HIS, WE'D KNOCK DOWN A WALL, CREATE KIND OF A BETTER FLOW.
IT'S A FENG SHUI-- OBVIOUSLY, IN REMEMBRANCE OF SNOTLOUT.
HE--HE WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
WILL--SORRY--WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I DIDN'T KICK HIM OUT OF THE ACADEMY.
HE'S JUST ON TEMPORARY SUSPENSION.
- WELL, WHAT CHOICE DO YOU HAVE AFTER HIS FLAGRANT DISREGARD FOR YOUR LEADERSHIP? I MEAN, HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS PEN MERGED WITH ANOTHER PEN! - YEAH, THE ONLY REMAINING CHOICE IS TOTAL EXPULSION, OR YOU RUN THE RISK OF LOSING THE RESPECT OF THE OTHER RIDERS.
- WOW, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A POINT.
- AND WE'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE WE PLAN ON PUTTING CURTAINS RIGHT HERE.
- I'M GOOD WITH FABRICS.
WHO KNEW? I ALSO DO SOME NEEDLEPOINT.
- NO ONE IS KNOCKING DOWN ANYTHING.
I WILL TALK TO SNOTLOUT WHEN HE COMES BACK.
- RIGHT THERE! TAKE US DOWN, HOOKFANG.
- [growls.]
- WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME, HOOKFANG.
- [growls.]
- I SHALL CALL ITSNOTLAND! [hawk screeches.]
YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU? - [growls.]
- WHO NEEDS THAT STUPID DRAGON ACADEMY AND HICCUP'S DUMB RULES, RIGHT? ALL OF THIS IS OURS.
THAT TREE? OURS.
[heavy footsteps.]
THAT ROCK? OURS! [heavy footsteps.]
THAT WRECKED OUTCAST SHIP, OUR--HUH? - TOUGH DAY, DAD? - AYE.
SOME DAYS IT'S NOT SO EASY BEING A LEADER.
- OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I THINK I MAY HAVE A LITTLE SITUATION WITH SNOTLOUT.
- [grunts.]
AND WHAT'S HE DONE NOW? - HE DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER, SO I GROUNDED HIM, AND NOW HE'S REFUSING TO OBEY THAT ORDER! I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
DO I EXPEL HIM FROM THE ACADEMY FOR GOOD? - IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? - NO.
BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO PUT THE OTHER RIDERS AT RISK.
- HMM, TOUGH ONE.
DECISIONS LIKE THIS, NEVER EASY.
I'VE MADE MORE THAN A FEW IN MY DAY.
- THEN, HOW DO YOU DO IT? HOW CAN YOU BE SOMEONE'S LEADER AND STILL BE THEIR FRIEND? - YOU CAN'T.
NOT ALWAYS.
SON, SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE CHIEF.
AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES, YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE CHOICES, NOT FOR YOUR FRIENDS OR FOR YOURSELF, BUT ALL OF BERK.
- [growls.]
[heavy footsteps.]
[thud.]
[thud.]
[heavy footsteps.]
- AHA! HUH? - [growls.]
[rumbling.]
- WHAT WAS THAT? [rumbling.]
OH, GREAT.
YOU HAD TO PICK AN EARTHQUAKE-Y ISLAND, DIDN'T YOU? WHOA, AAH! - [roars.]
- SCREAMING DEATH! WE GOTTA GET BACK AND TELL THE OTHERS! - [growls.]
[roars.]
- OH, WHOA! AH! AAH! [screaming.]
- [roars.]
- AH, UNH! [grunts.]
UNH.
- [roars.]
- [roars.]
- [growls.]
[indistinct muttering.]
- IS THAT SNOTLOUT? - OH, IS HE DEAD? all: VIKING FUNERAL! - HURRY, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD VIKINGS, ALL OF 'EM! - NO--NO FUNERAL.
NOT DEAD.
all: AWW.
- COME ON! - COME ON! - OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHO IS-- - I CAPTURED HIM.
[sighs.]
- ALVIN? - ALVIN? - ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS, YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING CRIMES: TREACHERY, ATTEMPTED TREACHERY, PREMEDITATED TREACHERY, CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT TREACHERY, AND--WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA! - WE WANT HIS HEAD! - DOWN WITH ALVIN! - WE WANT HIS HEAD! [all shouting.]
- SETTLE DOWN, EVERYONE.
- [yelps.]
- ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS, YOU WILL BE REMANDED TO OUR JAIL UNTIL A PROPER SENTENCE CAN BE HANDED DOWN.
- IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A MAN WHO SAVED A VALUABLE LIFE? - VALUABLE? - SNOTLOUT? - I KNOW YOU, ALVIN.
YOU DIDN'T DO THIS FOR SNOTLOUT.
YOU DID IT FOR YOURSELF.
- WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TO GAIN FROM COMING HERE? I DID IT FOR US BOTH, STOICK.
I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
- NOT INTERESTED.
THAT'S IT, EVERYONE! GO HOME.
- HICCUP! SNOTLOUT JUST WOKE UP, AND APPARENTLY ALVIN WASN'T THE ONLY BIG, NASTY CREATURE ON THAT ISLAND.
- THE SCREAMING DEATH, IT'S CLOSING IN ON BERK.
- WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS.
COME ON.
- [humming.]
- COME ON, YOU GUYS, FOCUS.
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STOP THE SCREAMING DEATH FROM REACHING BERK.
- [grunts.]
WHOA! [crash.]
UNH.
- HEY, EVERYONE! DID YOU MISS ME? OF COURSE YOU DID.
HA! WHY DO I EVEN ASK? - OH, GREAT.
CAN'T RETURN THIS FABRIC.
UNH! - [laughs.]
- SNOTLOUT, I'M VERY HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY.
- OH, ME? HA! I'M MORE THAN OKAY.
- YOU BROKE THE RULES, AGAIN.
AND YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF KILLED IN THE PROCESS.
- SO? - SO, YOU'RE STILL SUSPENDED.
- WHAT? - ALL RIGHT! BACK IN BUSINESS, AND AIN'T IT FINE? DOING CURTAINS ALL THE TIME - I FOUND THE SCREAMING DEATH! AND, I CAPTURED ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS! - WEREN'T YOU UNCONSCIOUS WHEN YOU "CAPTURED" HIM? - UNCONSCIOUS LIKE A FOX.
- UH, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE TO ME, AND I AM FOXY LIKE A BADGER.
UNH! - LOOK, NOTHING'S CHANGED.
YOU'RE STILL SUSPENDED.
I'M SORRY.
COME ON, HOOKFANG.
- UNH! [grunts.]
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS, HICCUP! YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DRAGON.
HOOKFANG.
[growls.]
- UH, HELLO? VIKING IN THE DRAGON PEN.
GUYS? - PERFECT.
THE DRAGONS ARE LOCKED UP IN THE ARENA.
AWW! BY THE TIME HICCUP AND HIS DRAGON DUNDERHEADS GET TO THEM, IT'LL BE TOO LATE.
[cackles maniacally.]
- BLOOD! WE WANT HIS HEAD! - DOWN WITH ALVIN! - JUSTICE! WE WANT JUSTICE! [all shouting.]
JUSTICE! all: BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! - WE WANT JUSTICE! - ASTRID SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? - [chuckles.]
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, ALVIN? - I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU, HICCUP.
- OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
- NOW, THIS DAGUR, HE'S A BIT OF A LOOSE CATAPULT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? - THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT.
- WELL, HE FORCED ME OFF MY OWN ISLAND, AND I WANT IT BACK.
- WHY, SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF DESTROYING OUR ISLAND? - OH, HICCUP.
I WAS UPSET! - FOR 20 YEARS? - VERY UPSET.
OH, LOSING EVERYTHING TENDS TO MAKE A MAN SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
- SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'VE CHANGED? - I'M SAYING, I'M TRYING TO.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SAY WE ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR BERK? - THE BERSERKERS GONE, AND THE OUTCASTS YOUR ALLIES.
- ALL RIGHT, SPIT IT OUT, SON.
YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT ME ALL NIGHT.
- WH--WHAT EXACTLY DID ALVIN DO TO GET CAST OUT? - I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT.
- BUT, WHERE DID IT ALL START? I MEAN-- - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE IT STARTED.
- [growls.]
- JUST WHERE IT ENDED.
- YES, BUT, I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
I-I NEED TO KNOW.
- ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT ALVIN IS OUR ENEMY, AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.
- [coos.]
[all snoring.]
- DRAGONS.
COME AND GET IT.
[all growling.]
- [sniffs.]
[roaring, fighting.]
[door creaks open.]
- WELL, THERE HE IS.
LOOKING MUCH BETTER THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.
- YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE MADE IT OFF THE ISLAND WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
- [laughs.]
OF COURSE YOU COULD HAVE.
I PROBABLY JUMPED IN TOO SOON, EH? - YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- UH, YOU KNOW, BOY, YOU AND I ARE A LOT ALIKE.
- OH, REALLY? HOW'S THAT? - PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE HOW WE DO THINGS.
- HUH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY DON'T.
STUPID PEOPLE.
- YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG, DON'T YOU? - WHAT'S THAT? - LOCKING ME UP LIKE THIS.
- I DON'T KNOW.
IT--IT SEEMS RIGHT TO ME.
I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY STUFF, ALVIN.
- AND I ALSO SAVED YOUR LIFE, SNOTLOUT! I DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING YOU BACK TO BERK.
I COULD HAVE LEFT YOU ON THAT ISLAND, AND I'D BE A FREE MAN TODAY.
BUT I DIDN'T.
ALL I WANT IS MY ISLAND BACK.
IF YOU LET ME OUT, YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.
YOU OWE ME AT LEAST THAT, SNOTLOUT.
[horn blares.]
EH? WHAT'S THAT? [horn blares.]
- AH, WARNING SIGNAL! - [growls.]
- COME ON, BUD! [all shouting, horn blaring.]
- SNOTLOUT, COME ON! - WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? - IT'S DAGUR! HE'S BEEN SPOTTED BY THE ARENA, AND THE DRAGONS ARE IN TROUBLE.
[all shouting.]
- HOOKFANG.
- NO, WAIT! SNOTLOUT! I CAN HELP! DAGUR HASN'T COME ALONE.
YOU NEED ME.
[horn blaring.]
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
[all growling, fighting.]
- DRAGON ROOT! DAGUR PUT DRAGON ROOT IN THE ARENA SO THE DRAGONS WILL ATTACK EACH OTHER.
- HICCUP, LISTEN, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- SNOTLOUT, NOT NOW.
- IT'S IMPORTANT! I-- - I SAID NOT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, FISHLEGS.
THIS IS ALL YOU.
TOOTHLESS AND I CAN'T GO IN THERE BECAUSE HE'LL BE AFFECTED BY THE ROOT.
YOU AND MEATLUG HAVE TO FLY IN AND GET THAT ROOT OUT OF THERE WHILE THE OTHERS DISTRACT THEIR DRAGONS.
- YOU HEAR THAT, GIRL? IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME.
- [coos.]
[all fighting, roaring.]
- STORMFLY, NO! HEY! - WHOA, OKAY! THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! [electricity arcing.]
[shouting.]
- NICE DRAGON.
[roaring.]
- GOT IT! - BARF, YOU AND BELCH STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! - COME ON, GIRL.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT--WHOA! [all shouting.]
- UNH! - OH, COME ON! - OPEN THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR-- - OR WHAT? - DAGUR, WHAT DO YOU WANT? - WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
THE NIGHT FURY! HAND HIM OVER, AND WE LEAVE PEACEFULLY.
THAT'S YOUR CHOICE, YOUR DRAGON OR YOUR FRIENDS.
ISN'T THIS EXCITING? WHAT WILL HE CHOOSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? [all roaring.]
- AH! AAH! AAH! WHOA! AH! WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP MUCH LONGER! UNH! - UNH.
WHOA! NEITHER CAN WE.
[both screaming.]
- SO, HICCUP, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? - THE ANSWER IS, WE RUN YOU THROUGH AND OPEN THE GATE OURSELVES.
[battle cries.]
[all battle cry.]
[fighting, grunting.]
[all shout.]
- [grunting.]
- STOICK! [grunts.]
AAH! - UNH! - YOU! - ME.
DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED.
I DON'T GO DOWN SO EASILY.
- ALVIN! [grunts.]
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! - AAH--OOF! - [battle cries.]
[roaring, fighting.]
- AH! AAH! - [roars.]
- OH! [all growling.]
- [groaning.]
- FISHLEGS, THIS WAY! WE'LL COVER YOU! - COME ON, GIRL, YOU CAN DO THIS! [all roaring.]
[grunting, fighting.]
- [grunts.]
- AHH--UNH! - SORRY, CHIEF! [all roaring.]
- OUR PLAN HAS FAILED! WE MUST RETREAT.
- I AM NOT LEAVING BERK EMPTY-HANDED! - [grunting.]
- FOLLOW ME.
- [cooing.]
- COME HERE, YOU STUPID DRAGON.
I LOVE YOU.
- OH, YOU GUYS.
THANKS FOR NOT KILLING US.
WELL, THANKS FOR NOT KILLING ME.
[chuckles.]
COULD'VE DONE WITH ONE LESS "NUT," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
- HICCUP! - [chuckles mischievously.]
- DAD! - NOBODY MAKE A MOVE.
- [growls.]
- DAGUR.
- WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW, AND IF I SEE ONE DRAGON FOLLOWING US, RIDER OR NOT, YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR A NEW CHIEF.
[laughs.]
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH! BYE-BYE.
- OKAY, WE TAKE THE SOUTH PASS, CUT THEM OFF AT THE BEACH, AND SMASH THEIR BOATS BEFORE THEY EVEN-- - DON'T DO IT, BOY.
YOU BACK A MAN LIKE THAT INTO A CORNER, YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE OUTCOME.
- ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT MAN TRAVELS WITH A 100-SHIP ARMADA.
- BUT I HAVE TO SAVE MY FATHER! - DAGUR IS NOT GONNA HURT YOUR FATHER, YET.
STOICK IS NOT WHAT HE WANTS.
- HE'S RIGHT.
- YOU WANT ME TO TRUST HIM? - IF THERE'S ONE THING ALVIN KNOWS, HICCUP, IT'S TREACHERY.
[thunder rumbles.]
- DON'T WORRY, DAD.
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU BACK, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
[thunder strikes.]
[rumbling.]
- [roaring.]