Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e19 Episode Script
Break an Egg/A Letter to Granny
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HI, GRANDMA!
OOH!
GRANDMA, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
HIDING BACK THERE FOR?
I'M NOT HIDING.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY
LUCKY BASEBALL CAP.
WHY DON'T YOU
ASK HEATHCLIFF
TO HELP YOU LOOK?
THAT CAT CAN FIND THINGS
BETTER THAN A BLOODHOUND.
WELL, I KNOW HE'S GOOD
AT FINDING TROUBLE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHEN HE FOUND
THAT EGG LAST EASTER?
LET'S SEE
IT WAS EASTER MORNING,
AND HEATHCLIFF
HAD GONE TO THE STORE
TO BUY SOME COLORED
EASTER EGGS.
HEY, YOU!
Grandma: BUT WHA
HEATHCLIFF DIDN'T KNOW
WAS A COUPLE OF THIEVES
WERE HARD AT WORK.
Man: STOP
THOSE THIEVES!
THEY JUST STOLE
THE TANZANIAN GOLDEN EGG!
[PANTING]
I'D BETTER HIDE THESE EGGS
BEFORE THE ALLEY CATS SEE THEM,
OR ELSE THEY MIGH
GET BROKEN.
OW!
OH!
OH! WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO HIT YOU LIKE THAT.
I--OH!
COME ON,
DUMMY!
GRRR!
HEY, SCHOLAR, WHA
ARE YOU READING?
"HUGE REWARD OFFERED"?
TIME FOR VACATION.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
NOW I'LL HIDE
THESE EASTER EGGS
FOR THE FAMILY.
LAST YEAR, IT WAS
CHRISTMAS BEFORE
THEY FOUND THEM.
[KISS]
YOU'RE SO TALENTED,
HEATHCLIFF.
[TWEET]
BET I FIND
THE MOST EGGS.
[WHISTLING]
OUCH!
I BET I FIND
THE MOST EGGS!
I HID THOSE EGGS
SO WELL,
NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND THEM,
ESPECIALLY THA
SHINY GOLD ONE.
DUH, HARRY,
LET ME HOLD IT.
LET ME HOLD IT.
YOU'LL JUST DROP I
LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME.
NO, I WON'T.
NO, I WON'T.
Radio: WE INTERRUP
THIS PROGRAM
TO RELAY A SIGNIFICANT BULLETIN
OF COMMUNITY INTEREST.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
JUST LISTEN UP, DUMMY.
THE WORLD-FAMOUS GOLDEN EGG
HAS BEEN STOLEN
FROM THE WESTFINSTER
MUSEUM.
THE EGG IS VALUED
AT $1 MILLION.
HEH HEH HEH!
OH!
HEY, HARRY, HOW COME
THE GOLDEN EGG'S
GOT A YOLK INSIDE?
THAT'S NOT A GOLDEN EGG!
IT'S A REAL EGG!
YOU TOOK THE WRONG EGG,
YOU DUMMY!
DIDN'T WE
BUMP INTO A CA
WHO HAD SOME EGGS?
YEAH. YOU'RE
RIGHTFOR ONCE.
NOW TO FIND
THAT CAT.
OOH!
OOH!
NOTHING HERE.
NOW TO WATCH THEM WORK.
PINK! MY FAVORITE COLOR!
HEY! I SAW IT FIRST!
WHOA!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
[WHISTLES]
SPIKE, COME
TEACH THIS CA
A THING OR 2.
[GROWLING]
YOW!
OUCH! YOU STEPPED
ON MY FEATHERS.
YOU SEEN A GOLD EGG
AROUND HERE?
YEAH. A COUPLE
OF THESE THIEVES
STOLE AN EGG
UNDER OUR NEST.
RIGHT, HARRY?
I MEAN, PA?
YEAH. LOOK, MAC,
YOU AIN'T SEEN
THEM, HAVE YOU?
THEY'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
HUH?
HUH?
YOU'VE GO
MUGSY'S EASTER EGGS!
NO, BUT I'M READY
TO SCRAMBLE YOU.
THAT GOLDEN EGG
COULD BE HIDDEN
ANYWHERE.
WE GOT TO
FIND IT FIRST.
GOOD MOVE,
NEWTON.
HA HA HA!
GRR!
HUH?
THAT'S NO
IN THE RULES, LEFTY.
HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG I--
POPS! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
HEARD A COUPLE THIEVES
STOLE THE GOLDEN EGG.
I BUSTED OU
FOR THE AFTERNOON
TO SEE
IF I COULD FIND I
AND GET THE REWARD.
I BET THOSE CHICKENS
ARE THE THIEVES
TRYING TO GET IT BACK.
HEY! I FOUND
THE LAST EGG!
IT'S THE SHINY GOLD ONE.
WHOA!
YOU ARE A GOOD SON!
AAH!
OH!
OH!
HARRY, I GO
A HEADACHE.
BUT I GOT AN IDEA.
OW!
[HARRY LAUGHING]
HARRY, HOW DO YOU
KEEP THINKING OF ALL
THESE GOOD IDEAS?
HUH, HARRY? HUH?
QUIET, LAMEBRAIN.
HERE HE COMES.
OOH!
GRRR!
OUCH!
MAIL FOR ME?
THANKS.
OUCH!
[HORN HONKS]
YIKES!
SO THAT'S WHY THE CHICKEN
CROSSED THE ROAD.
AAH!
HEY! HE GOT THE EGG.
HUH?
GET OUT OF MY WAY!OW!
OOH!
I NEED A SHORTCUT.
I GOT IT!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
COME BACK,
YOU JAILBIRDS!
OUCH!
OUCH!
NOT AGAIN!
YIKES!
YIKES!
OHH!
OHH!
HARRY, LET ME
WORK IT, HUH?
LET ME WORK IT.
QUIET, YOU FOOL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN
A SHOW THIS GOOD
SINCE THE CIRCUS
CAME TO TOWN.
I'LL GET--
SON, YOU GOT TO
KNOW THE ROPES.
HUH?
OHH!
OH!
I GOT IT!
THANKS, POPS.
WATCH OUT FOR PIGEONS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WAS A COWBOY.
HUH?
HERE. HOLD THIS.
YIKES!
OHH!
HARRY!
OUCH!
OOH!
OOF!
CHARGE!
THE EGG!
HOLD I
RIGHT THERE.
WE'LL TAKE
THAT EGG.
NOTHING'S WORSE
THAN A HARDENED CRIMINAL.
WHO WANTS A DUMB OLD
MILLION DOLLARS ANYWAY?
THAT'S OK, HEATHCLIFF.
COME ON HOME.
I'LL FIX YOU A NICE
EASTER BREAKFAST--
SCRAMBLED EGGS.
SCRAMBLED EGGS?
Grandma: AND SO,
THAT'S HOW HEATHCLIFF
FOUND THE GOLDEN EGG
THAT EASTER.
SO MAYBE YOU COULD
ASK HIM ABOUT YOUR HAT.
I'M SURE HE'LL BE ABLE
TO FIND IT FOR YOU.
SAY, HEATHCLIFF,
COULD YOU HELP ME
FIND MY--
SO, THAT'S WHERE
MY HAT HAS BEEN.
YEAH. "DEAR GRANNY McMUNGO,
"I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT WRITTEN
IN A LONG TIME.
"IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
IN THE JUNKYARD.
"FOR THE BOSS' BREAKFAST,
I AM MAKING YOUR RECIPE--
McMUNGO COD AND POTATOES."
HECTOR THINKS
HE CAN TAKE OVER
MY JUNKYARD, DOES HE?
I'LL SHOW HIM.
I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
WHERE'S MUNGO?
YEAH. COMING, BOSS.
YEAH, I MUS
SERVE RIFFRAFF
BREAKFAST IN BED.
HE HAS BARRICADED
HIMSELF IN HIS HOUSE,
AND I MUST USE
THE PASSWORD.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
UH, GEE, BOSS,
I FORGOT.
CLOSE ENOUGH.
TEST THE FOOD FOR POISON.
YEAH. UNDERSTATED
YET ELEGANT, BOSS.
SLIDE IT THROUGH
THE MAIL SLOT.
YEAH. WILL THERE BE
ANYTHING ELSE?
YEAH. BACK UP.
AND KEEP AN EYE
ON THAT TRAITOR HECTOR.
HUH?
[CRASH]
Mungo: "BECAUSE
THE CUPBOARD WAS BARE,
THE REST OF US HAD TO SETTLE
FOR SOME LOVELY RUBBER SOUP."
SLURP! THE SOUP IS FINE,
AND NOT TO WORRY.
MY ART DOTH CALL,
AND I MUST HURRY.
YEAH, MAYBE I CAN FIND
A CORNCOB FOR LUNCH.
HUH?
RELAX, MUNGO. I'LL DO
THE SCROUNGING TODAY.
Mungo:
"IT IS NOT LIKE HECTOR
"TO VOLUNTEER TO HUN
FOR FOOD OR ANYTHING.
"SO I TOLD THE BOSS.
HE ADVISED ME TO FOLLOW
HECTOR IN DISGUISE."
OOH!
WHERE'S
RIFFRAFF?
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'S HOLED UP IN HIS PAD.
[SIRENS]
LOOK, HECTOR.
A FIRE ACROSS
THE STREET.
Mungo: "MY SURVEILLANCE
WAS INTERRUPTED."
LET HER RIP, OTTO!
WHOA!
Mungo: "YEAH, I JUS
COULDN'T TELL RIFFRAFF
"ABOUT HECTOR AND CLEO'S
SECRET MEETING.
SO I BUSIED MYSELF
WITH MY CHORES."
"NOTHING IS SAFE
AT THE JUNKYARD
"SINCE WORDSWORTH
HAS BEEN GETTING READY
"FOR HIS BIG
ART EXHIBIT.
"YEAH, THE SHOW
IS TONIGHT,
"AND I HOPE I'LL STILL HAVE
A BED TO SLEEP IN
WHEN HE'S DONE."
YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE RIFFRAFF.
I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
I LOOK MARVELOUS.
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT RIFFRAFF.
AH, HE'LL
GET OVER IT.
Mungo:
"IT BROKE MY HEAR
"WHEN I SAW HECTOR PLAYING BOSS
AND CLEO HELPING HIM.
"I MIGHT NEED
A PLACE TO HIDE OU
FOR THE RES
OF MY LIFE, GRANNY."
HUH?
OOF!
"I FEAR RIFFRAFF
WILL GO BANANAS
"WHEN HE HEARS
ABOUT HECTOR.
"YEAH, WORDSWORTH
IS AT IT AGAIN.
SOON THERE WILL BE
NO JUNK LEFT TO CLEAN."
PAINT IT BRIGH
AND PAINT IT RIGHT.
GOT TO WIN
THE SHOW TONIGHT.
Mungo: "DOING
THE LAUNDRY CALMS ME,
SO THAT IS WHA
I DID NEXT, GRANNY."
Riffraff:
RIFFRAFF TO MUNGO,
REPORT TO H.Q.
ON THE DOUBLE!
I'M COMING, BOSS. OOH
WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?
UH, I FORGOT, BOSS.
Mungo: "PLEASE EXCUSE ME
FOR FIBBING, GRANNY.
"I REMEMBERED
THE PASSWORD
BUT JUST COULDN'T BREAK
THE BOSS' HEART."
WHO-O-O-O-OA!
UH!
Mungo: "YEAH, WORDSWORTH
WAS PRETTY ANGRY
"ABOUT THE PORTRAI
OF RIFFRAFF.
"ARTISTS CAN BE AWFULLY
TEMPERAMENTAL, GRANNY.
"YEAH, I WAS AFRAID
OF WHAT I MIGHT SEE, GRANNY,
"AND I WAS RIGHT.
THERE A
THE MUSIC STORE"
RIFFRAFF
SEEMS SO UPSET.
WILL YOU FORGET THAT?
TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT.
Mungo: "ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH,
"BUT FATE STEPPED IN.
ONCE AGAIN, I FAILED
MY BELOVED BOSS."
YIKES!
Mungo: "I WAS GLAD
FOR THE DISTRACTION, GRANNY.
HOW COULD I TELL RIFFRAFF
OF HECTOR DIRECTLY?"
THANK YOU, SIR.
AND NEXT TIME,
I'LL WEAR MORE STAMPS.
OOH!
Mungo: "YEAH, I HAD TO HURRY
BACK TO THE JUNKYARD.
WE ALL PROMISED TO GO
TO WORDSWORTH'S ART SHOW."
"I COULDN'
BELIEVE MY EYES.
"THERE WAS
THAT TRAITOR HECTOR
CHANGING THE OIL ON THE CADDY
LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG."
HUH?
JUST WHAT I NEEDED
FOR MY FINAL SCULPT--
HUH?
MY MATTRESS MASTERPIECE!
YIKES! LET GO!
OUCH!
HEY,
WHAT'S THE BEEF?
RIFFRAFF NEVER
LOOKED BETTER.
HA HA HA!
BESIDES, YOU GO
ANOTHER PORTRAI
ON MUNGO'S BACK.
OOH!
Mungo: "WHILE I TRIED
TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT,
"WHO SHOWS UP BUT CLEO,
PRETENDING TO CARE
ABOUT RIFFRAFF."
Cleo: I BROUGHT SOME SOUP
FOR POOR RIFF--
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
TEST IT, MUNGO.
IT'S PROBABLY POISON.
NOPE. IT WAS
DELICIOUS.
Riffraff: THANKS, MUNGO.
WAY TO GO.
POISON? I BRING YOU SOUP,
AND YOU THINK IT'S POISON?
TALK IS CHEAP, CLEO.
ONE STEP CLOSER,
AND YOU'LL BE SORRY.
HOW COULD YOU RUIN
MY OBJECT D'ART?
IF WE'RE GOING
TO THE SHOW,
WE BETTER START.
[WHISTLES]
CLEO! GUYS! BOSS!
THIS IS WORDSWORTH'S
BIG NIGHT.
LET'S TRY
TO GET ALONG.
Mungo: "SOMEHOW, I GOT THEM
TO STOP FIGHTING,
AND WE GOT TO THE GALLERY
JUST IN TIME."
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A CONTENDER
INSTEAD OF JUS
A PRETENDER.
CLEO, YOU GO
THE SUITCASE?
SUITCASE?
YOU'VE BEEN
ASKING FOR THIS
FOR A LONG TIME,
RIFFRAFF.
GRRRR!
NO, BOSS! THEY'RE
NOT WORTH IT.
OH, RIFFRAFF,
YOU BIG DOPE.
HERE. TODAY'S
BOSSES' DAY,
RIFFRAFF.
Hector:
AND SINCE YOU
ARE THE BOSS
I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS!
Announcer:
UH, YOUR ATTENTION.
THE FIRST PRIZE
FOR ARTWORK IN MOTION--
WORDSWORTH'S PAINTING
OF RIFFRAFF
AS TRANSFERRED
TO MUNGO'S BACK.
[CHEERING]
I COULDN'
HAVE DONE IT.
IT'S MUNGO
THAT WON IT.
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
[CHEERING]
"IT WAS A DAY
TO REMEMBER.
"SO YOU SEE, GRANNY,
IT'S A FULL LIFE I LEAD.
"I AM VITAL
TO THE ORGANIZATION
"AND CANNO
VISIT YOU NOW.
YOUR LOVING GRANDSON,
MUNGO."
TIME FOR DINNER, PHILBERT.
CHOW TIME, PHILBERT.
IT MAY LOOK LIKE PHILBERT HAS I
MADE, BUT HE'S OVERFED,
AND THAT'S DANGEROUS.
IF THERE'S A GOLDFISH IN YOUR
HOUSE MAKE SURE ONE PERSON
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FEEDING IT.
IT ONLY TAKES A PINCH
OF FOOD A DAY.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HI, GRANDMA!
OOH!
GRANDMA, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
HIDING BACK THERE FOR?
I'M NOT HIDING.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY
LUCKY BASEBALL CAP.
WHY DON'T YOU
ASK HEATHCLIFF
TO HELP YOU LOOK?
THAT CAT CAN FIND THINGS
BETTER THAN A BLOODHOUND.
WELL, I KNOW HE'S GOOD
AT FINDING TROUBLE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHEN HE FOUND
THAT EGG LAST EASTER?
LET'S SEE
IT WAS EASTER MORNING,
AND HEATHCLIFF
HAD GONE TO THE STORE
TO BUY SOME COLORED
EASTER EGGS.
HEY, YOU!
Grandma: BUT WHA
HEATHCLIFF DIDN'T KNOW
WAS A COUPLE OF THIEVES
WERE HARD AT WORK.
Man: STOP
THOSE THIEVES!
THEY JUST STOLE
THE TANZANIAN GOLDEN EGG!
[PANTING]
I'D BETTER HIDE THESE EGGS
BEFORE THE ALLEY CATS SEE THEM,
OR ELSE THEY MIGH
GET BROKEN.
OW!
OH!
OH! WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO HIT YOU LIKE THAT.
I--OH!
COME ON,
DUMMY!
GRRR!
HEY, SCHOLAR, WHA
ARE YOU READING?
"HUGE REWARD OFFERED"?
TIME FOR VACATION.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
NOW I'LL HIDE
THESE EASTER EGGS
FOR THE FAMILY.
LAST YEAR, IT WAS
CHRISTMAS BEFORE
THEY FOUND THEM.
[KISS]
YOU'RE SO TALENTED,
HEATHCLIFF.
[TWEET]
BET I FIND
THE MOST EGGS.
[WHISTLING]
OUCH!
I BET I FIND
THE MOST EGGS!
I HID THOSE EGGS
SO WELL,
NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND THEM,
ESPECIALLY THA
SHINY GOLD ONE.
DUH, HARRY,
LET ME HOLD IT.
LET ME HOLD IT.
YOU'LL JUST DROP I
LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME.
NO, I WON'T.
NO, I WON'T.
Radio: WE INTERRUP
THIS PROGRAM
TO RELAY A SIGNIFICANT BULLETIN
OF COMMUNITY INTEREST.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
JUST LISTEN UP, DUMMY.
THE WORLD-FAMOUS GOLDEN EGG
HAS BEEN STOLEN
FROM THE WESTFINSTER
MUSEUM.
THE EGG IS VALUED
AT $1 MILLION.
HEH HEH HEH!
OH!
HEY, HARRY, HOW COME
THE GOLDEN EGG'S
GOT A YOLK INSIDE?
THAT'S NOT A GOLDEN EGG!
IT'S A REAL EGG!
YOU TOOK THE WRONG EGG,
YOU DUMMY!
DIDN'T WE
BUMP INTO A CA
WHO HAD SOME EGGS?
YEAH. YOU'RE
RIGHTFOR ONCE.
NOW TO FIND
THAT CAT.
OOH!
OOH!
NOTHING HERE.
NOW TO WATCH THEM WORK.
PINK! MY FAVORITE COLOR!
HEY! I SAW IT FIRST!
WHOA!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
[WHISTLES]
SPIKE, COME
TEACH THIS CA
A THING OR 2.
[GROWLING]
YOW!
OUCH! YOU STEPPED
ON MY FEATHERS.
YOU SEEN A GOLD EGG
AROUND HERE?
YEAH. A COUPLE
OF THESE THIEVES
STOLE AN EGG
UNDER OUR NEST.
RIGHT, HARRY?
I MEAN, PA?
YEAH. LOOK, MAC,
YOU AIN'T SEEN
THEM, HAVE YOU?
THEY'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
HUH?
HUH?
YOU'VE GO
MUGSY'S EASTER EGGS!
NO, BUT I'M READY
TO SCRAMBLE YOU.
THAT GOLDEN EGG
COULD BE HIDDEN
ANYWHERE.
WE GOT TO
FIND IT FIRST.
GOOD MOVE,
NEWTON.
HA HA HA!
GRR!
HUH?
THAT'S NO
IN THE RULES, LEFTY.
HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG I--
POPS! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
HEARD A COUPLE THIEVES
STOLE THE GOLDEN EGG.
I BUSTED OU
FOR THE AFTERNOON
TO SEE
IF I COULD FIND I
AND GET THE REWARD.
I BET THOSE CHICKENS
ARE THE THIEVES
TRYING TO GET IT BACK.
HEY! I FOUND
THE LAST EGG!
IT'S THE SHINY GOLD ONE.
WHOA!
YOU ARE A GOOD SON!
AAH!
OH!
OH!
HARRY, I GO
A HEADACHE.
BUT I GOT AN IDEA.
OW!
[HARRY LAUGHING]
HARRY, HOW DO YOU
KEEP THINKING OF ALL
THESE GOOD IDEAS?
HUH, HARRY? HUH?
QUIET, LAMEBRAIN.
HERE HE COMES.
OOH!
GRRR!
OUCH!
MAIL FOR ME?
THANKS.
OUCH!
[HORN HONKS]
YIKES!
SO THAT'S WHY THE CHICKEN
CROSSED THE ROAD.
AAH!
HEY! HE GOT THE EGG.
HUH?
GET OUT OF MY WAY!OW!
OOH!
I NEED A SHORTCUT.
I GOT IT!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
COME BACK,
YOU JAILBIRDS!
OUCH!
OUCH!
NOT AGAIN!
YIKES!
YIKES!
OHH!
OHH!
HARRY, LET ME
WORK IT, HUH?
LET ME WORK IT.
QUIET, YOU FOOL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN
A SHOW THIS GOOD
SINCE THE CIRCUS
CAME TO TOWN.
I'LL GET--
SON, YOU GOT TO
KNOW THE ROPES.
HUH?
OHH!
OH!
I GOT IT!
THANKS, POPS.
WATCH OUT FOR PIGEONS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WAS A COWBOY.
HUH?
HERE. HOLD THIS.
YIKES!
OHH!
HARRY!
OUCH!
OOH!
OOF!
CHARGE!
THE EGG!
HOLD I
RIGHT THERE.
WE'LL TAKE
THAT EGG.
NOTHING'S WORSE
THAN A HARDENED CRIMINAL.
WHO WANTS A DUMB OLD
MILLION DOLLARS ANYWAY?
THAT'S OK, HEATHCLIFF.
COME ON HOME.
I'LL FIX YOU A NICE
EASTER BREAKFAST--
SCRAMBLED EGGS.
SCRAMBLED EGGS?
Grandma: AND SO,
THAT'S HOW HEATHCLIFF
FOUND THE GOLDEN EGG
THAT EASTER.
SO MAYBE YOU COULD
ASK HIM ABOUT YOUR HAT.
I'M SURE HE'LL BE ABLE
TO FIND IT FOR YOU.
SAY, HEATHCLIFF,
COULD YOU HELP ME
FIND MY--
SO, THAT'S WHERE
MY HAT HAS BEEN.
YEAH. "DEAR GRANNY McMUNGO,
"I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT WRITTEN
IN A LONG TIME.
"IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
IN THE JUNKYARD.
"FOR THE BOSS' BREAKFAST,
I AM MAKING YOUR RECIPE--
McMUNGO COD AND POTATOES."
HECTOR THINKS
HE CAN TAKE OVER
MY JUNKYARD, DOES HE?
I'LL SHOW HIM.
I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
WHERE'S MUNGO?
YEAH. COMING, BOSS.
YEAH, I MUS
SERVE RIFFRAFF
BREAKFAST IN BED.
HE HAS BARRICADED
HIMSELF IN HIS HOUSE,
AND I MUST USE
THE PASSWORD.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
UH, GEE, BOSS,
I FORGOT.
CLOSE ENOUGH.
TEST THE FOOD FOR POISON.
YEAH. UNDERSTATED
YET ELEGANT, BOSS.
SLIDE IT THROUGH
THE MAIL SLOT.
YEAH. WILL THERE BE
ANYTHING ELSE?
YEAH. BACK UP.
AND KEEP AN EYE
ON THAT TRAITOR HECTOR.
HUH?
[CRASH]
Mungo: "BECAUSE
THE CUPBOARD WAS BARE,
THE REST OF US HAD TO SETTLE
FOR SOME LOVELY RUBBER SOUP."
SLURP! THE SOUP IS FINE,
AND NOT TO WORRY.
MY ART DOTH CALL,
AND I MUST HURRY.
YEAH, MAYBE I CAN FIND
A CORNCOB FOR LUNCH.
HUH?
RELAX, MUNGO. I'LL DO
THE SCROUNGING TODAY.
Mungo:
"IT IS NOT LIKE HECTOR
"TO VOLUNTEER TO HUN
FOR FOOD OR ANYTHING.
"SO I TOLD THE BOSS.
HE ADVISED ME TO FOLLOW
HECTOR IN DISGUISE."
OOH!
WHERE'S
RIFFRAFF?
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'S HOLED UP IN HIS PAD.
[SIRENS]
LOOK, HECTOR.
A FIRE ACROSS
THE STREET.
Mungo: "MY SURVEILLANCE
WAS INTERRUPTED."
LET HER RIP, OTTO!
WHOA!
Mungo: "YEAH, I JUS
COULDN'T TELL RIFFRAFF
"ABOUT HECTOR AND CLEO'S
SECRET MEETING.
SO I BUSIED MYSELF
WITH MY CHORES."
"NOTHING IS SAFE
AT THE JUNKYARD
"SINCE WORDSWORTH
HAS BEEN GETTING READY
"FOR HIS BIG
ART EXHIBIT.
"YEAH, THE SHOW
IS TONIGHT,
"AND I HOPE I'LL STILL HAVE
A BED TO SLEEP IN
WHEN HE'S DONE."
YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE RIFFRAFF.
I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
I LOOK MARVELOUS.
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT RIFFRAFF.
AH, HE'LL
GET OVER IT.
Mungo:
"IT BROKE MY HEAR
"WHEN I SAW HECTOR PLAYING BOSS
AND CLEO HELPING HIM.
"I MIGHT NEED
A PLACE TO HIDE OU
FOR THE RES
OF MY LIFE, GRANNY."
HUH?
OOF!
"I FEAR RIFFRAFF
WILL GO BANANAS
"WHEN HE HEARS
ABOUT HECTOR.
"YEAH, WORDSWORTH
IS AT IT AGAIN.
SOON THERE WILL BE
NO JUNK LEFT TO CLEAN."
PAINT IT BRIGH
AND PAINT IT RIGHT.
GOT TO WIN
THE SHOW TONIGHT.
Mungo: "DOING
THE LAUNDRY CALMS ME,
SO THAT IS WHA
I DID NEXT, GRANNY."
Riffraff:
RIFFRAFF TO MUNGO,
REPORT TO H.Q.
ON THE DOUBLE!
I'M COMING, BOSS. OOH
WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?
UH, I FORGOT, BOSS.
Mungo: "PLEASE EXCUSE ME
FOR FIBBING, GRANNY.
"I REMEMBERED
THE PASSWORD
BUT JUST COULDN'T BREAK
THE BOSS' HEART."
WHO-O-O-O-OA!
UH!
Mungo: "YEAH, WORDSWORTH
WAS PRETTY ANGRY
"ABOUT THE PORTRAI
OF RIFFRAFF.
"ARTISTS CAN BE AWFULLY
TEMPERAMENTAL, GRANNY.
"YEAH, I WAS AFRAID
OF WHAT I MIGHT SEE, GRANNY,
"AND I WAS RIGHT.
THERE A
THE MUSIC STORE"
RIFFRAFF
SEEMS SO UPSET.
WILL YOU FORGET THAT?
TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT.
Mungo: "ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH,
"BUT FATE STEPPED IN.
ONCE AGAIN, I FAILED
MY BELOVED BOSS."
YIKES!
Mungo: "I WAS GLAD
FOR THE DISTRACTION, GRANNY.
HOW COULD I TELL RIFFRAFF
OF HECTOR DIRECTLY?"
THANK YOU, SIR.
AND NEXT TIME,
I'LL WEAR MORE STAMPS.
OOH!
Mungo: "YEAH, I HAD TO HURRY
BACK TO THE JUNKYARD.
WE ALL PROMISED TO GO
TO WORDSWORTH'S ART SHOW."
"I COULDN'
BELIEVE MY EYES.
"THERE WAS
THAT TRAITOR HECTOR
CHANGING THE OIL ON THE CADDY
LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG."
HUH?
JUST WHAT I NEEDED
FOR MY FINAL SCULPT--
HUH?
MY MATTRESS MASTERPIECE!
YIKES! LET GO!
OUCH!
HEY,
WHAT'S THE BEEF?
RIFFRAFF NEVER
LOOKED BETTER.
HA HA HA!
BESIDES, YOU GO
ANOTHER PORTRAI
ON MUNGO'S BACK.
OOH!
Mungo: "WHILE I TRIED
TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT,
"WHO SHOWS UP BUT CLEO,
PRETENDING TO CARE
ABOUT RIFFRAFF."
Cleo: I BROUGHT SOME SOUP
FOR POOR RIFF--
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
TEST IT, MUNGO.
IT'S PROBABLY POISON.
NOPE. IT WAS
DELICIOUS.
Riffraff: THANKS, MUNGO.
WAY TO GO.
POISON? I BRING YOU SOUP,
AND YOU THINK IT'S POISON?
TALK IS CHEAP, CLEO.
ONE STEP CLOSER,
AND YOU'LL BE SORRY.
HOW COULD YOU RUIN
MY OBJECT D'ART?
IF WE'RE GOING
TO THE SHOW,
WE BETTER START.
[WHISTLES]
CLEO! GUYS! BOSS!
THIS IS WORDSWORTH'S
BIG NIGHT.
LET'S TRY
TO GET ALONG.
Mungo: "SOMEHOW, I GOT THEM
TO STOP FIGHTING,
AND WE GOT TO THE GALLERY
JUST IN TIME."
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A CONTENDER
INSTEAD OF JUS
A PRETENDER.
CLEO, YOU GO
THE SUITCASE?
SUITCASE?
YOU'VE BEEN
ASKING FOR THIS
FOR A LONG TIME,
RIFFRAFF.
GRRRR!
NO, BOSS! THEY'RE
NOT WORTH IT.
OH, RIFFRAFF,
YOU BIG DOPE.
HERE. TODAY'S
BOSSES' DAY,
RIFFRAFF.
Hector:
AND SINCE YOU
ARE THE BOSS
I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS!
Announcer:
UH, YOUR ATTENTION.
THE FIRST PRIZE
FOR ARTWORK IN MOTION--
WORDSWORTH'S PAINTING
OF RIFFRAFF
AS TRANSFERRED
TO MUNGO'S BACK.
[CHEERING]
I COULDN'
HAVE DONE IT.
IT'S MUNGO
THAT WON IT.
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
[CHEERING]
"IT WAS A DAY
TO REMEMBER.
"SO YOU SEE, GRANNY,
IT'S A FULL LIFE I LEAD.
"I AM VITAL
TO THE ORGANIZATION
"AND CANNO
VISIT YOU NOW.
YOUR LOVING GRANDSON,
MUNGO."
TIME FOR DINNER, PHILBERT.
CHOW TIME, PHILBERT.
IT MAY LOOK LIKE PHILBERT HAS I
MADE, BUT HE'S OVERFED,
AND THAT'S DANGEROUS.
IF THERE'S A GOLDFISH IN YOUR
HOUSE MAKE SURE ONE PERSON
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FEEDING IT.
IT ONLY TAKES A PINCH
OF FOOD A DAY.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION