House of Anubis (2011) s02e19 Episode Script
House of Crushes
We're going to be trapped! Go! Go! Go! Go! Help! I need help! - My shoe! - Amber! Amber! Get back.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No shoe gets left behind.
Look.
There's some sort of pattern.
Traverse the grid with step or hop.
Follow the sequence; Do not stop.
All must complete the hopscotch test.
Before the ceiling stays at rest.
I can't hopscotch to save my life.
Well, Fabian, you might have to.
I was school hopscotch champion two years running.
I wonder if I still got it.
Boom! Back! Back! Stop! But I did it right.
You saw me.
It was pretty much textbook.
It's obvious that ancient egyptians.
Did not know a thing about hopscotch.
These aren't numbers anyway.
Look, they're, like, animal symbols.
Is that a duck? Take a picture.
Okay.
Let's just call it a day.
We need to clear our heads.
Yeah, but even if we do learn the sequence to this, What about that chasm? How do we get over that? You know what pink power ranger would do.
She'd long jump it.
Or pole-vault it.
Which javelin Between us and the mask? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? A hundred thousand? A million? Amber now you're just listing big numbers.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I list things when I get anxious.
Oh.
Have you seen Jerome Clark? I'm looking for him.
No? Jerome Clark? He owes me money.
He's a tall kid with mad hair.
Has anybody seen Jerome Clark? You talked to Fabian about the poem? Why? When? Why? Do you ever remember doing haikus with Mrs.
Andrews? See, I knew he was lying.
He was just embarrassed to adm it 'cause we were in public.
When I talk, all you hear is, "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah," isn't it? Try to listen this time.
He didn't.
Write it.
For you.
Anyway, the point is, Although it's great sweetie asked you and Eddie.
To help us out with the gala, I need you to chaperone him.
Yeah, because I just love spending time with him.
Oh, good.
Glad to see you admit it for once.
Okay, so I was thinking you and Eddie help organize the band.
Yeah, sure.
I actually have some really great Okay.
Ideas.
Just the list I downloaded.
Sweetie wants a classical quintet.
You know, violins and all that.
But I was actually thinking.
We could go with something, you know, edgier.
Maybe something punk.
Here's a list approved by sweetie.
It's in order of preference.
So if you just work your way through the numbers.
Until someone says, "yes," that will be amazing.
Thank you.
I agree with you.
You know, for what it's worth.
How long have you been there? Well, long enough.
And I'm hurt you don't like spending time with me.
What do you mean you agree with me? Well, I like good music just like you do.
And I hate events like this.
Filled with old people, Yakking on about antiques and history.
Yeah, well, no one actually even asked your opinion anyway, So Bye.
Sweetie did order me to help.
Oh Oh, very good.
Good.
And loud.
You know, as much as I relish helping poor little donkeys, I still have my debt to pay.
Roper's after me big time, and it's all your fault.
Why is it my fault? I didn't tell you to hire a p.
I.
No, but you were the one who made me feel guilty.
About poppy and d in the first place.
What good did it do? You found out where your dad was.
Yeah.
In prison.
Perfect.
He can rot, for all I care.
Hey, Jerome, there's a man looking for you.
Name is soper.
No, roper.
I need to hide.
Oh.
Morning, Jerome.
Expecting someone else? Yes.
An actor.
But it seems he's rather late.
Cutting class, are you? I can let it slide since it's for a cultural cause.
Oh, well, what can I say? I'm a knowledge soaker.
Hmm.
Well, if you have the time.
And you'd like to make yourself useful, I have a job going.
Useful isn't really a forte of mine.
There'd be payment, And I could possibly wrangle you some extra credits.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
You had me at "payment.
" What is it? Running novelty tours for children.
I like both those things.
I'd almost feel bad taking your money, But, you know, I will.
There is also, uh, Also a costume involved.
Let me guess: A whip and a fedora like Indiana Jones.
I can totally work that.
Don't you worry.
Lucky for you, I'm so desperate.
But I really don't understand.
Why Frobisher-Smythe would have to make Amber, shh.
No names.
It's okay.
We're good.
I'm just saying, does an impossible quest.
Actually have to be impossible? Um, yeah, I'd say that's a basic requirement.
Sure, but wouldn't it be fun for once to have an easy quest? One that doesn't involve death and large amounts of doom? Knock, knock, Mara.
Poppy.
What are you Okay.
So what prison is he in? What? I heard you talking to Jerome.
I know my dad's in prison, Mara.
Why didn't you tell me? I wanted to, but Jerome thought he was Protecting me? Yeah.
Well, he might be happy to leave dad there to rot, But I'm not.
What's your dad like, Mara? My dad? He wears slippers, Likes diy, Dances like spongebob.
Normal stuff.
Normal sounds nice.
Poppy Help me, Mara.
I want to know what my dad's like.
Please.
You want to write to him? You were right, vera.
- Was I? - Yes.
That's nice.
Right about what, exactly? About the children.
They are searching for something.
I overheard them talking about Robert Frobisher-Smythe.
And about some quest they're on.
What do you think ey're looking for? Well, the book of isis, of course.
What else could it possibly be? Yes, yes.
The book of isis.
Yes, but we are onto them now, Hmm? The first task was so easy.
Well, relatively speaking.
How are we ever going to figure out the right sequence? Whoosh! Do not turn around.
What's your name? I can't Keep calling you "the collector.
" Thank you for agreeing to see me.
I, uh, I understand from vera.
That you rarely Thing is, I had no idea that it would lead to this.
I want out.
Impossible, I'm afraid.
The search for the mask is now a race A race to the death.
Hopscotch is like dancing.
If you can dance, you can play hopscotch.
You can't dance.
I can't dance.
I've been looking up hopscotch online.
It goes way back.
There's dozens of different kinds of grids, Loads of different versions of the rules It makes no sense.
Hopscotch? Seems kind of crazy for a middle-aged mastermind, Doesn't it? He had a little girl.
Little girls love hopscotch.
Of course, the Dollhouse.
We'll stake it out after dinner.
You're the chosen one, Yet you can't figure out a foldout table.
Sorry.
Joy said medium volume, minimum bass.
Nah! I'm glad my quintet won't need speakers.
Something funny? Yeah, your face, funny face.
And at 7:30 P.
M.
Precisely, Representative of student body makes speech.
Ooh, Fabian.
Fabian! That's you.
Um There you go.
Um Welcome, everyone.
Got it.
What's this bit for? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Zap! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow.
Ow.
You'll be all right on the night, though, right? We'd have to invent a dance to cer for this.
And what about the hopscotch? So you know we got this big exam coming up for geology Geography.
- Ah, tomato, tomah-to.
We can talk about the ball at the same time.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
What? Right now? Great idea.
Sit next to me, and then we can talk about the plans.
Okay.
What's for dinner? Uh, thank you.
You can sit here if you like.
I like.
Winning you over, aren't I? You know he eats with his mouth open.
Yeah, and he burps.
Sometimes there's so much love in this house, I feel like I'm going to burst.
Okay, so classic venetian.
So we'll have masks and cloaks, And then we'll that's the stage obviously Joy, can we? I know this seems lame to you, But I pretty much missed out on the prom last year.
I mean, I was there In jeans and no date.
That's not lame.
At all.
Thanks, fabes.
And I know we should be study-buddying, but Well, that is why you hired me.
Geography.
Where's Fabian? Study buddy.
You know he knows how important this is.
He's even learning hopscotch for you.
No boy has ever done that for me.
Has it ever come up? No.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I'm sorry it took so long.
Whoosh! What Hello? There's a lit-up Dollhouse right behind you.
- Sarah! - The Dollhouse! Oh, I need a pen.
I need a pen.
Pen quick! Go, go, go, go, go.
Moo.
Bah.
Woof.
Quack.
Meow.
Did you get it? Cow, sheep, dog, duck, Cat.
Meow.
Moo, bah, woof, quack, meow.
Hmm.
What? Do I not get five? I saw the smoke.
You get a three.
Maximum.
Gather 'round, gather 'round, everyone.
I have for your selection, The finest array of masks for the up-and-coming ball.
All of them, reasonable prices.
There's not a single mask here that wouldn't make your face.
Look more intriguing, mysterious, and charming.
Oh, this one's mine.
Except that one.
Alfie, you can't wear that mask.
My dress isn't green, and you're not 8.
Amber? Whipped.
Oh It's perfect.
But I don't have anything to wear it with.
I mean, with everything that's been going on, I haven't had any time Hello, Nina.
I couldn't help overhearing.
Now, I am not only the purveyor of fine masks, But of fine dresses to go with them.
Reasonable prices.
A dress that you chose, Jerome? I don't think so.
Oh, they are pretty.
I've seen the one he sewed Joy.
It's true.
I look amazing.
He's working really hard to pay off the debt, so Oh, okay.
- No.
- Come on.
I promise that you will love it, But try before you buy, Because I do have a no returns policy.
Thank you, Jerome.
Dude, isn't that the same dress you sold Joy? They're going to look exactly the same.
Individuality's overrated.
Quite something, isn't it? Yes.
Louisa Frobisher-Smythe made this.
Yes.
Huh.
They obviously had more time back then.
What is the point of putting a replica on display? Where is the original? The mask of anubis is a myth.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
Or it has never been found.
Listen, I want to say thanks for everything.
Well, you know, after last year, For being there for me.
Sorry.
I had to be Study buddy.
We know.
Let's just get practicing.
I'm out till my foot gets better, So I'll be the Simon Cowell.
Cheers or tears It really depends on your performance.
Okay.
Moo.
Yes! Yeah! You're going to Hollywood.
- Come on.
- Your turn, Fabian.
Remember, just go with the rhythm.
Okay.
Oh! I'm sorry.
Not funny, people.
Not funny.
What is so amusing? Thank you.
Tomorrow is the day of the grand opening.
I shall not allow you to jeopardize.
Such an important event.
Through lack of sleep or preparation.
Go to bed now.
If we ever needed convincing of our connections to the past, It's always important that we remember: Even though each civilization comes and goes, They always leave behind a footprint for the next one.
And that couldn't be more important for all of us today.
Would you like to dance? You were right.
Everything turned out perfectly.
But, Nina, I know I've been spending a lot of time with Joy recently, But I just want you to know, she's not She's only my study buddy.
You're my best friend.
Wow.
Alfie, why can't you be more like that? - Like Fabian? - I know! See what you just made me say? Watch the timepiece.
We have to go.
I know the sequence.
I can go.
No! No, Nina, just wait.
Fabian, Fabian, wonderful speech.
Mr.
Ziestack has insisted on Find it, or forfe your life.
Mr.
Sweet here tells me.
You've got a familial connection to our curator.
Um, uh, yes.
Jasper's my godfather.
Isn't that extraordinary? Ha! Watch the timepiece.
You move at the pace of a dead beetle, girl.
Why do you take so long? This this takes time.
I'm doing my best.
The mask is in return for your life.
I know that! You've betrayed me and yourself.
You are feeble, chosen one.
I should have you replaced! Sarah! Sarah!
Sorry.
Sorry.
No shoe gets left behind.
Look.
There's some sort of pattern.
Traverse the grid with step or hop.
Follow the sequence; Do not stop.
All must complete the hopscotch test.
Before the ceiling stays at rest.
I can't hopscotch to save my life.
Well, Fabian, you might have to.
I was school hopscotch champion two years running.
I wonder if I still got it.
Boom! Back! Back! Stop! But I did it right.
You saw me.
It was pretty much textbook.
It's obvious that ancient egyptians.
Did not know a thing about hopscotch.
These aren't numbers anyway.
Look, they're, like, animal symbols.
Is that a duck? Take a picture.
Okay.
Let's just call it a day.
We need to clear our heads.
Yeah, but even if we do learn the sequence to this, What about that chasm? How do we get over that? You know what pink power ranger would do.
She'd long jump it.
Or pole-vault it.
Which javelin Between us and the mask? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? A hundred thousand? A million? Amber now you're just listing big numbers.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I list things when I get anxious.
Oh.
Have you seen Jerome Clark? I'm looking for him.
No? Jerome Clark? He owes me money.
He's a tall kid with mad hair.
Has anybody seen Jerome Clark? You talked to Fabian about the poem? Why? When? Why? Do you ever remember doing haikus with Mrs.
Andrews? See, I knew he was lying.
He was just embarrassed to adm it 'cause we were in public.
When I talk, all you hear is, "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah," isn't it? Try to listen this time.
He didn't.
Write it.
For you.
Anyway, the point is, Although it's great sweetie asked you and Eddie.
To help us out with the gala, I need you to chaperone him.
Yeah, because I just love spending time with him.
Oh, good.
Glad to see you admit it for once.
Okay, so I was thinking you and Eddie help organize the band.
Yeah, sure.
I actually have some really great Okay.
Ideas.
Just the list I downloaded.
Sweetie wants a classical quintet.
You know, violins and all that.
But I was actually thinking.
We could go with something, you know, edgier.
Maybe something punk.
Here's a list approved by sweetie.
It's in order of preference.
So if you just work your way through the numbers.
Until someone says, "yes," that will be amazing.
Thank you.
I agree with you.
You know, for what it's worth.
How long have you been there? Well, long enough.
And I'm hurt you don't like spending time with me.
What do you mean you agree with me? Well, I like good music just like you do.
And I hate events like this.
Filled with old people, Yakking on about antiques and history.
Yeah, well, no one actually even asked your opinion anyway, So Bye.
Sweetie did order me to help.
Oh Oh, very good.
Good.
And loud.
You know, as much as I relish helping poor little donkeys, I still have my debt to pay.
Roper's after me big time, and it's all your fault.
Why is it my fault? I didn't tell you to hire a p.
I.
No, but you were the one who made me feel guilty.
About poppy and d in the first place.
What good did it do? You found out where your dad was.
Yeah.
In prison.
Perfect.
He can rot, for all I care.
Hey, Jerome, there's a man looking for you.
Name is soper.
No, roper.
I need to hide.
Oh.
Morning, Jerome.
Expecting someone else? Yes.
An actor.
But it seems he's rather late.
Cutting class, are you? I can let it slide since it's for a cultural cause.
Oh, well, what can I say? I'm a knowledge soaker.
Hmm.
Well, if you have the time.
And you'd like to make yourself useful, I have a job going.
Useful isn't really a forte of mine.
There'd be payment, And I could possibly wrangle you some extra credits.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
You had me at "payment.
" What is it? Running novelty tours for children.
I like both those things.
I'd almost feel bad taking your money, But, you know, I will.
There is also, uh, Also a costume involved.
Let me guess: A whip and a fedora like Indiana Jones.
I can totally work that.
Don't you worry.
Lucky for you, I'm so desperate.
But I really don't understand.
Why Frobisher-Smythe would have to make Amber, shh.
No names.
It's okay.
We're good.
I'm just saying, does an impossible quest.
Actually have to be impossible? Um, yeah, I'd say that's a basic requirement.
Sure, but wouldn't it be fun for once to have an easy quest? One that doesn't involve death and large amounts of doom? Knock, knock, Mara.
Poppy.
What are you Okay.
So what prison is he in? What? I heard you talking to Jerome.
I know my dad's in prison, Mara.
Why didn't you tell me? I wanted to, but Jerome thought he was Protecting me? Yeah.
Well, he might be happy to leave dad there to rot, But I'm not.
What's your dad like, Mara? My dad? He wears slippers, Likes diy, Dances like spongebob.
Normal stuff.
Normal sounds nice.
Poppy Help me, Mara.
I want to know what my dad's like.
Please.
You want to write to him? You were right, vera.
- Was I? - Yes.
That's nice.
Right about what, exactly? About the children.
They are searching for something.
I overheard them talking about Robert Frobisher-Smythe.
And about some quest they're on.
What do you think ey're looking for? Well, the book of isis, of course.
What else could it possibly be? Yes, yes.
The book of isis.
Yes, but we are onto them now, Hmm? The first task was so easy.
Well, relatively speaking.
How are we ever going to figure out the right sequence? Whoosh! Do not turn around.
What's your name? I can't Keep calling you "the collector.
" Thank you for agreeing to see me.
I, uh, I understand from vera.
That you rarely Thing is, I had no idea that it would lead to this.
I want out.
Impossible, I'm afraid.
The search for the mask is now a race A race to the death.
Hopscotch is like dancing.
If you can dance, you can play hopscotch.
You can't dance.
I can't dance.
I've been looking up hopscotch online.
It goes way back.
There's dozens of different kinds of grids, Loads of different versions of the rules It makes no sense.
Hopscotch? Seems kind of crazy for a middle-aged mastermind, Doesn't it? He had a little girl.
Little girls love hopscotch.
Of course, the Dollhouse.
We'll stake it out after dinner.
You're the chosen one, Yet you can't figure out a foldout table.
Sorry.
Joy said medium volume, minimum bass.
Nah! I'm glad my quintet won't need speakers.
Something funny? Yeah, your face, funny face.
And at 7:30 P.
M.
Precisely, Representative of student body makes speech.
Ooh, Fabian.
Fabian! That's you.
Um There you go.
Um Welcome, everyone.
Got it.
What's this bit for? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Zap! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow.
Ow.
You'll be all right on the night, though, right? We'd have to invent a dance to cer for this.
And what about the hopscotch? So you know we got this big exam coming up for geology Geography.
- Ah, tomato, tomah-to.
We can talk about the ball at the same time.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
What? Right now? Great idea.
Sit next to me, and then we can talk about the plans.
Okay.
What's for dinner? Uh, thank you.
You can sit here if you like.
I like.
Winning you over, aren't I? You know he eats with his mouth open.
Yeah, and he burps.
Sometimes there's so much love in this house, I feel like I'm going to burst.
Okay, so classic venetian.
So we'll have masks and cloaks, And then we'll that's the stage obviously Joy, can we? I know this seems lame to you, But I pretty much missed out on the prom last year.
I mean, I was there In jeans and no date.
That's not lame.
At all.
Thanks, fabes.
And I know we should be study-buddying, but Well, that is why you hired me.
Geography.
Where's Fabian? Study buddy.
You know he knows how important this is.
He's even learning hopscotch for you.
No boy has ever done that for me.
Has it ever come up? No.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I'm sorry it took so long.
Whoosh! What Hello? There's a lit-up Dollhouse right behind you.
- Sarah! - The Dollhouse! Oh, I need a pen.
I need a pen.
Pen quick! Go, go, go, go, go.
Moo.
Bah.
Woof.
Quack.
Meow.
Did you get it? Cow, sheep, dog, duck, Cat.
Meow.
Moo, bah, woof, quack, meow.
Hmm.
What? Do I not get five? I saw the smoke.
You get a three.
Maximum.
Gather 'round, gather 'round, everyone.
I have for your selection, The finest array of masks for the up-and-coming ball.
All of them, reasonable prices.
There's not a single mask here that wouldn't make your face.
Look more intriguing, mysterious, and charming.
Oh, this one's mine.
Except that one.
Alfie, you can't wear that mask.
My dress isn't green, and you're not 8.
Amber? Whipped.
Oh It's perfect.
But I don't have anything to wear it with.
I mean, with everything that's been going on, I haven't had any time Hello, Nina.
I couldn't help overhearing.
Now, I am not only the purveyor of fine masks, But of fine dresses to go with them.
Reasonable prices.
A dress that you chose, Jerome? I don't think so.
Oh, they are pretty.
I've seen the one he sewed Joy.
It's true.
I look amazing.
He's working really hard to pay off the debt, so Oh, okay.
- No.
- Come on.
I promise that you will love it, But try before you buy, Because I do have a no returns policy.
Thank you, Jerome.
Dude, isn't that the same dress you sold Joy? They're going to look exactly the same.
Individuality's overrated.
Quite something, isn't it? Yes.
Louisa Frobisher-Smythe made this.
Yes.
Huh.
They obviously had more time back then.
What is the point of putting a replica on display? Where is the original? The mask of anubis is a myth.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
Or it has never been found.
Listen, I want to say thanks for everything.
Well, you know, after last year, For being there for me.
Sorry.
I had to be Study buddy.
We know.
Let's just get practicing.
I'm out till my foot gets better, So I'll be the Simon Cowell.
Cheers or tears It really depends on your performance.
Okay.
Moo.
Yes! Yeah! You're going to Hollywood.
- Come on.
- Your turn, Fabian.
Remember, just go with the rhythm.
Okay.
Oh! I'm sorry.
Not funny, people.
Not funny.
What is so amusing? Thank you.
Tomorrow is the day of the grand opening.
I shall not allow you to jeopardize.
Such an important event.
Through lack of sleep or preparation.
Go to bed now.
If we ever needed convincing of our connections to the past, It's always important that we remember: Even though each civilization comes and goes, They always leave behind a footprint for the next one.
And that couldn't be more important for all of us today.
Would you like to dance? You were right.
Everything turned out perfectly.
But, Nina, I know I've been spending a lot of time with Joy recently, But I just want you to know, she's not She's only my study buddy.
You're my best friend.
Wow.
Alfie, why can't you be more like that? - Like Fabian? - I know! See what you just made me say? Watch the timepiece.
We have to go.
I know the sequence.
I can go.
No! No, Nina, just wait.
Fabian, Fabian, wonderful speech.
Mr.
Ziestack has insisted on Find it, or forfe your life.
Mr.
Sweet here tells me.
You've got a familial connection to our curator.
Um, uh, yes.
Jasper's my godfather.
Isn't that extraordinary? Ha! Watch the timepiece.
You move at the pace of a dead beetle, girl.
Why do you take so long? This this takes time.
I'm doing my best.
The mask is in return for your life.
I know that! You've betrayed me and yourself.
You are feeble, chosen one.
I should have you replaced! Sarah! Sarah!