Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e19 Episode Script

Gadget Meets the Clan

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
AND SO WE OF THE WORLD WIDE
LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES HONOR
ONE OF OUR VERY
BEST POLICEMEN,
THE WORLD REKNOWNED
INSPECTOR GADGET.
GOSH, WE' RE SO PROUD
OF YOU, UNCLE GADGET,
AREN'T WE BRAIN?
ALL PART OF THE JOB, KIDS.
WE'VE GATHERED A FEW FILM
CLIPS OF SOME OF THE GREA
INSPECTOR'S MORE
DRAMATIC CASES.
PLEASE WATCH THE SCREEN.
HEE, HEE, HEE!
AHEEEE!
OH, NO!
(EVILLY) HEE, HEE, HEE
HMMMM, I THINK THE
SUN'S TOO STRONG!
OH, NO!
HUH?
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
SOMEBODY STOLE OUR CONVENTION.
THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO HANDLE THIS.
WE'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.
EVERYONE REMAIN HERE WHILE
I GO LOOK FOR A POLICEMAN.
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
EASY AS PIE, DR. CLAW!
WE ROBBED THOSE COPS OF
EVERYTHING IN THIRTY
SECONDS FLAT.
DR. CLAW: EXCELLENT,
MY YOUNG APPRENTICE.
HUH?
EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN.
I'M LOOKING FOR A
POLICEMAN TO REPORT A THEFT.
IT'S NOT USE, DR. CLAW.
GADGET'S CAUGHT UP WITH US.
WE'RE GOING BACK.
AYEEE!
WOW.
WHAT
WOW!
HERE WE ARE
OFFICER, DO YOUR DUTY.
AND ARREST EVERY HUH!
WOWSERS!
WHICH POLICEMAN
PULLED THE JOB,
COMMISSIONER?
WHY, THESE MAD AGENTS
CONFESSED AND TOLD US HOW YOU
CAUGHT THEM.
YOU'RE A GREAT KIDDER, GADGET,
AS WELL AS A FINE INSPECTOR.
THANK YOU COMMISSIONER.
BRAVO, BANZAI, ETC.
PHOOEY.
THESE YOUNG
AGENTS ARE USELESS.
YAWN.
IT'S TIME TO CALL
MY OLD TEACHER,
THE GREATES
CRIMINAL MIND OF ALL TIME,
LESS REKNOWN.
NURSE: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE
TO CHANGE YOUR OWN LIFESTYLE
ACCORDINGLY.
YOU CANNOT BEHAVE AS YOU USED
TO WHEN YOU WERE YOU MUST PACE
YOURSELVES.
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
MUMBLE.
OLD BAD GUYS AND
GALS RETIREMENT HOME,
WHOM DO YOU WISH TO ARREST?
TEACHER, IT'S ME.
DR. CLAW!
NEVER HEARD OF HIM, FUZZ.
GO ARREST A JAY WALKER.
NO NO, TEACHER. THIS IS DR.
CLAW, YOUR PRIZE PUPIL.
OF COURSE, I'D KNOW
THAT ARM ANYWHERE,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, KID?
I WANT TO PUT OUT A
CONTRACT ON INSPECTOR GADGET!
TEN MILLION DOLLARS, TAX FREE.
AND I WANT THE BEST OF THE
OLD TIMERS FOR THE JOB.
TEN BIG ONES.
FOR THAT YOU GE
THE VERY BEST.
YOU GET YOU GET
WHO'S THIS AGAIN?
DOCTOR CLAW!
AH YES, FOR THAT,
THERE IS ONLY ONE.
THE GGG!
DR. CLAW: THE GREAT,
GREAT, GODFATHER!
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.
HE PREFERS IT THAT WAY.
YOU MUST GO SEE HIM IN PERSON.
I'M ON MY WAY.
THANK YOU, TEACHER.
I'VE MADE IT!
NOBODY ESCAPES FROM GGG!
GADGET HAS
FINALLY MET HIS MATCH!
(SNICKERS)
MADCAT!
(SADLY) MEOW!
WHERE IS GGG?
HE'S ON HIS WAY!
HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY!
SEE?
WHY DO YOU COME TO GGG?
BECAUSE I CAN'
FIND NEW, YOUNG,
BRAVE AND TALENTED CRIMINALS,
I NOW COME TO THE GREAT,
GREAT GODFATHER.
I AM HURT THAT YOU DID
NOT COME TO ME SOONER.
MY SONS SHARE MY GRIEF.
WE SHARE, GGG.
AND YOU, EUGENE?
SI, POPPA.
I AGREE.
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
LET'S GET ON
WITH THE BUSINESS.
THIS MAN, INSPECTOR GADGET.
I WANT HIM ELIMINATED!
GROWL!
HEE HEE HEE!
SO IT IS PROMISED,
SO IT SHALL BE DONE.
UNCLE, WHAT BEAUTIFUL SCENERY!
AH, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL QUAIN
TOWN TO HOLD A CRIMEFIGHTER'S
CONVENTION.
(ITALIAN ACCENT)
FRESHA FEESH!
(RINGING)
THE SOUND OF VENDORS,
THE TINKLING OF THE
SECRET GADGET PHONE,
THE MUSIC OF A CONCERTINA.
UNCLE GADGET, AREN'
YOU GOING TO ANSWER IT?
WHY WOULD I
ANSWER A CONCERTINA?
AH, YES, MY PHONE!
UNCLE, WAIT!
OH, INSPECTOR GADGET HERE.
YES, CHIEF, I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
CHIEF, ARE YOU IN HERE?
CHIEF, YOU'VE DISGUISED
YOURSELF AS A TELEPHONE.
COME ON, I KNOW IT'S YOU!
GADGET, OVER HERE!
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF!
GADGET, HERE ARE YOUR
SECRET INSTRUCTIONS.
SUSPECT MAD PLOT TO BRING
SUPER CRIMINAL GGG OUT OF
RETIREMENT TO GET GADGET.
USE EXTREME CAUTION.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
GGG.
WELL IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN AN
OUT OF TOUCH HAS BEEN TO WORRY
INSPECTOR GADGET!
OH NO!
HUMPH!
THAT'S GADGET ALL RIGHT.
WHATSA GADGEET, POPPA?
DON'T ASKA, EUGENE!
OKAY BOYS.
WE GEETA GADGEET!
YES, POPPA.
YOU KIDS ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.
I'M GOING TO STROLL DOWN TO
THE DOCK AND SEE HOW THE FISH
ARE BITING.
WE'D BETTER KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.
LET'S GO!
RUFF!
(WHISTLING)
JUST IN TIME!
HOW'S THE FISHING TODAY?
YOU'LL GET MORE
THAN YOUR SHARE.
THANK YOU, MY GOOD
MAN. AND YOU SIR.
DON'T MENTION IT,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
EVERYONE DOES.
YOU ARE VERY WELL KNOWN!
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KIDS?
(IN UNISON) YES,
THAT'S RIGHT, POPPA.
HOW ABOUT JOINING
US FOR FISHING.
I WOULD BE HONORED.
WELL, THANK YOU, BUT
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL MEET YOU
OVER THERE AT THE FISHING BOA
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
BUT, BUT!
BRAIN, GET TO THE FISHING BOA
BEFORE THEM AND KEEP AN EYE ON
UNCLE GADGET.
RUFF!
- HELLO!
- WUFF!
(GERMAN ACCENT) GUTEN
TAG, VELCOMIN ABOARD.
ICH BIN HANS SCHMIDT!
GUTEN NACHT HANS SCHMIDT!
VAS?
(GRUMBLING)
OH, THERE IT IS.
ANYONE HERE?
YES, MAY I HELP YOU?
OH, THIS IS YOUR
PRIVATE FISHING BOAT!
GGG:
WELCOME, INSPECTOR GADGET!
WELCOME TO OUR FISHING BOAT.
OH NO, IT'S THE GGG CLAN!
MMMM!
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'll HAVE YOU OUT OF
THERE IN A MINUTE, SIR.
OH NO!
BRAIN! BRAIN! COME IN BRAIN!
WOOF!
BRAIN, THEY'RE THE GGG CLAN.
STAY CLOSE TO UNCLE GADGET!
OOOPS!
OOPS!
THERE YOU ARE OLD SIR.
HAPPY FISHING.
THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, YOUNG FELLA.
WHAT!
WOWSERS!
ATSA TOO BAD.
I KINDA LIKED HIM.
HA HA HAHAHAHAHA.
GLUG, GLUG.
WOOF!
WOOF WOOF.
WOOF.
GLUG GLUG.
WOOF!
HEE HEE, GADGET IS FINISHED.
OH!
MAMA MIA!
GADGET IS ALIVE!!
GADGET'S GOING
AFTER THE BIG ONE!
SHOULD WE GO AFTER
HIM AND FINISH THE JOB,
POPPA?
I GOTTA FRIEND OU
THERE WHO OWES ME A FAVOR.
WOW!
IT'S LUNCH TIME.
LET'S GO BACK!
(IN UNISON) YES, POPPA.
OH NO!
IT'S UP TO BRAIN!
BRAIN!
COME IN BRAIN!
RAFF! (HELLO)
BRAIN, DO SOMETHING!
HURRY!
WOWSERS!
WHAT A DINNER THIS
CATCH IS GONNA BE!
BWOOF!
EEEK!
(GURGLE) BWHAT!
(BEGINS TO LAUGH)
EEEK!
OHA, NOA!
ITSA CATASTROPHE, BOYS.
YOU HAVE YOU POPPA'S
PERMISSION TO YELL AND SCREAM!
(WAILING)
WAAA!!
WAAAAA!
UGH, MMPIM, OH!
WOWSERS, WHAT A FISHING
TALE TO TELL PENNY AND BRAIN!
(HAPPY) THANKS FELLAS.
IT'S BEEN FUN.
AND YOU'RE A GREA
PARTNER, OLD TIMER.
BUT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE US NOW.
WE WERE JUS
GOING TO HAVE LUNCH.
JOIN US.
WHY NOT.
THAT LITTLE EXPEDITION
GAVE ME AN APPETITE.
WHERE WILL WE EAT?
MY SONS WILL FIND JUST THE
RIGHT LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SO TELL ME, OLD TIMER, WHA
DID YOU DO FOR A LIVING BEFORE
YOU RETIRED?
FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.
I'M GOING TO
CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
RAFF!
AH, INSPECTOR.
I'll SEND MY SONS FIRS
TO CHECK OUR RESERVATION.
PLEASE WAIT.
OF COURSE.
WOW!
WOWSERS!
I THOUGHT IT WAS A
JAPANESE RESTAURANT,
BUT IT'S A
SICILIAN RESTAURANT.
YES, AND THAT'S OUR TABLE
OVER THERE NEAR THE WINDOW.
LET'S GO.
(LICK)
LET'S GE
THIS OVER WITH.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
BWHAT!!
MUNCH, MUNCH.
WHAT!
HMMMM, ODD TIME OF THE
YEAR FOR A HAIL STORM.
WHEW!
PINEAPPLE SURPRISE.
YOU'LL GET A BANG OUT OF IT.
ARRIVEDERCI, GADGET.
EEEEK!
MMM SMELLS WONDERFUL.
ARF!
WOWSERS!
HMPH, THIS IS THE
PINEAPPLE SURPRISE,
I SUPPOSE.
WAIT!
(PANTING)
HEE, HEE! HOLD STILL!
(IN UNISON) HERE'S
TO THE END OF GADGET!
(TARZAN CALL)
I'VE GOT IT!
WOW!
WAH!
UGH!
AYEE!
I CAN SEE THIS IS
NOT GOING TO BE EASY.
I LIKE GADGET'S STYLE!
THIS HAS SURE BEEN A FUN DAY,
KIND OLD GENTLEMAN I WHERE TO
NEXT?
I LIKE YOUR STYLE, GADGET.
I'M GONNA MISS
YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE.
PULL UP OVER THERE.
GADGET: WOWSERS!
WHAT A LARGE BUILDING!
IS THAT YOUR
BUILDING, OLD TIMER?
IT WILL BE IN A MINUTE.
OOPS!!
THIS PLACE HAS THE
BEST VIEW IN TOWN.
JUST THE PLACE
FOR SIGHT SEEING.
START THE TOUR, KIND OLD MAN.
YOU GO AHEAD AND LOOK AROUND.
I'll WAIT HERE.
OH, A POLICE CAR.
MUST BE SOME
PILFERAGE GOING ON.
WELL, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY A PETTY
THEIF, IT'S MY DUTY AS A POLICE
OFFICER TO ARREST HIM.
HEE HEE.
EEK!
HMMM, SEEMS LIKE
I'M MOVING UP!
BRAIN:
GAW, GAW!
GADGET:
WHAT?! WHAT'S THAT?
SUSPICIOUS LOOKING.
THIS IS THE POLICE.
SHOW ME YOUR ID.
CAN'T CATCH ME!
STOP! THEIF!
OH, NO!
I GIVE UP!
HUH!
STOP THIEF, IN THE
NAME OF THE LAW.
YAAAI!!
HEE, HEE, HEE!
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
ARRIVADERCI, GADGET!
THAT'S FUNNY, MY
PROPELLER FEELS HEAVY.
HEE HEE HUH?
WAH?
HELP!
HEEEEELLLLPP!
THIS TIME FOR SURE!
AYEEE!
WAF GAF WUF!
WATCH OUT!
WOWSERSI
WOW!
I'll DROP YOU ALL
THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!
AYE!
WAH!
EUGENE, HELP YOUR PAPA!
WAHH!
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WAH!
GADGET WINS.
WHAT A STYLE.
WE GIVE UP!
STOP, THEIF!
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
ARE YOU ALRIGHT, GADGET?
NO NEED TO HELP, CHIEF!
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET COPTER.
HUH?
THANKS FOR A
WONDERFUL DAY, OLD TIMER.
I LIKE HIS STYLE!
WEEE, THIS IS FUN POPPA.
WELL, THERE'S NO MORE
THREAT FROM THE GGG,
THANKS TO YOU, GADGET.
THAT'S A COINCIDENCE, CHEIF.
THAT NICE LITTLE OLD MAN I
SPENT THE DAY WITH HAD THE
SAME INITIALS.
(LAUGHING)
ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE
THAT WE CAN MOVE SUCH HEAVY
MATERIALS SO EASILY.
UNCLE GADGET.
YES, PENNY.
BUT CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY
AROUND CONSTRUCTION SITES.
THERE ARE DANGEROUS THINGS
EVERYWHERE AND MACHINES LIKE
THIS SHOULD ONLY BE
HANDLED BY AN EXPERT.
UNCLE GADGET!
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET ARMS!
WAHHH!
LIKE I SAID BEFORE,
MACHINES LIKE THIS SHOULD
NEVER BE TOUCHED!
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