Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e19 Episode Script

1 ("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, Your 20th Century toy.
(audience cheering) He's better than real, he's authentic.
Everybody make some noise for the number one man on the mic, LL Cool J! (music playing) Everybody put your hands in the air! Put your hands in the air! Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!" Audience: Yeah! Say, "Hell, yeah!" Hell, yeah! Now scream! (audience whooping) Welcome to this special edition of "Lip Sync Battle.
" We've got an action-packed hour featuring the cast of "Star Trek: Beyond"! (cheering) Now, this show is on a whole new level.
Mega-performances and a lot of surprises you don't want to miss, and throughout the night, we'll be checking in with the Guys' Choice Awards as they gear up for their big 10th anniversary show.
Don't you love that? Make some noise.
(cheering) Love Guys' Choice.
But, look, before we get started, I gotta bring out my partner in crime.
You know, the beautiful, the vivacious color commentator extraordinaire And new mommy Ay, Mami! Chrissy Teigen! Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Walk it, baby girl.
Ah! Oh, welcome! Hello! Ow.
Whoo.
Oh, my gosh.
(exhales) Thank you, thank you.
- Chrissy, I mean, I mean - Hola, Papi.
(chuckles) ¿Qué pasa, Mami? Yo, I mean, I haven't seen you in a long time.
You look amazing.
I miss that beat so much.
You guys hear that? - You look amazing.
- I missed you.
And since we haven't seen each other, you added a new member to the "Lip Sync Battle" family.
We got a new family member here.
She's up in the VIP bar.
Oh, so John and baby Luna are here.
Oh, they're here, all right.
Of course, they're family.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Whoo! Feeling so good.
I'm hyper.
Like, I'm truly, like I'm nervous/excited to be back.
It feels good, it feels good.
I like it, I like it.
It feels really good.
We're gonna have a little battle of the sexes thing going on.
We have an epic match tonight, you guys.
It's turned up like one billion notches, though.
It's pretty insane.
I'm excited.
- It's absolutely amazing.
- It's a sexy one tonight.
- (audience cheers) - There's that.
Well, Chrissy, your home awaits you.
I missed it.
Hello, home.
Okay.
(chuckles) Go say hi, baby.
Say hi.
Hi! It's a special night.
You know the rules two celebs, one mic battling it out, and in the end, the audience decides who gets the coveted victory belt.
Sorry.
You guys ready for a lip sync battle? (cheering) You ready? (cheering) You ready? - (cheering continues) - Are you all ready? Now it's time for us to take this "Star Trek Beyond" episode into warp speed.
Let's meet the celebs vying for the belt.
You've seen her in "Avatar," "Guardians of the Galaxy," and soon she'll be making a third go-round as the intergalactic badass Lieutenant Uhura in "Star Trek: Beyond.
" Put your hands together for Zoe Saldana! (audience cheering) (music playing) Such a great night.
Going toe-to-toe with Zoe is a star of TV and film.
He played the villain in "Heroes," he killed it in "American Horror Story," and he's back for a third time reprising his role in "Star Trek: Beyond" as Mr.
Spock.
Give it up for Zachary Quinto! (audience cheering) (laughing) You're going down! - What's happening? - Say what's up, what's up what's up? (shouts) Whoo! Zoe, Zachary, what's up? We got the Zs in the house.
- Zzz, zzz, zzz.
- The Zs.
Got the Zs in in the "Star Trek" films, you two are a couple, but you puttin' that on pause tonight? What's happening? We are quarreling.
- It is on, okay? - Yeah, true.
Well, you're gonna go down.
No, baby, you're gonna go down.
You're gonna kiss my ass after we're done.
- She's not fooling around, man.
- Just saying.
Makes me happy.
You guys ready for "LSB"? (audience cheering) All right, Zachary, you can have a seat in VIP.
Live long and prosper in the VIP.
Zoe, you first up.
Now, before we let Zoe go in, let's take a behind-the-scenes look at how she prepared to rock the house.
(audience whooping) Zoe! Girl.
What are we doing? We're too old for this shit.
We're too old for this shit.
- You ready? - Yes.
- Could you have any more makeup? - (laughs) - We're gonna have a blast.
- Gonna kick each other's ass out there.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kick her ass.
Mmm, I'm killing him already.
I love the show.
I love how it makes everybody look.
I love that we're celebrating our favorite singers and bands.
- Hi, everybody.
- This is so cool.
If you all of a sudden get lost, don't look this way don't look at the dancers, - just stay here and walk forward - Do my thing.
(music playing) Yes.
It feels good.
That little mosh pit.
Can we, like, shove each other? Can it be a little more aggressive? When a mosh pit was like, "Oh, my God, I think I lost a tooth.
" (laughing) (squeals) I'm gonna go learn my lines.
- You got this, girl.
- It'll be fun.
Zoe: Oh, you guys are artists.
This is fun.
- I love it, okay.
- All right.
- So we'll go through it a couple times.
- Yeah, let's do it.
I'm shitting in my pants right now.
Oh, am I mic'd? That's great.
It's gonna be amazing.
We're gonna make you want to get up from your seat and dance.
Right? Please? - How's everything? - Good.
The audience is gonna go nuts - when that song starts playing.
- I want to win, but I'm a really bad fucking competitor.
- Do what you do.
- Woman over PA: Here we go, in five, four, three Zoe: Why are we doing this? This is, like, seriously the most stressful thing I've done in forever.
Zoe Saldana vs.
Zachary Quinto.
It's gonna be unbelievable.
Oh, bring it, bitch.
Bring it.
(audience cheering) You'll be kissing this ass, honey.
It's on, motherfucker! - (laughs) - It's on! All right, I can't wait for you guys to see this.
Make some noise for Zoe Saldana! Zachary: Whoo! ("Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots playing) (audience cheering) I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard I wish I had a better voice and sang some better words I wish I found some chords in an order that is new I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink But now I'm insecure and I care what people think My name's Blurry Face and I care what you think My name's Blurry Face and I care what you think (audience cheering) Oh, yeah! Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out (Zachary laughs) We're stressed out Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money!" Yeah Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Used to play pretend, used to play pretend bunny We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names LL: Ohhh! We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money Yo Wish we could turn back time Oh, come on, now.
Come on, now.
When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out.
(audience cheering) Blah! Blah! Blah, blah! LL: Whoa.
Whoo! Wow, make some noise! (cheering) Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
Chrissy? I didn't know you are you a trained dancer? I danced I danced when I was growing up, yeah.
(audience cheering) Did that performance take you back to the good old days? Did you love it? Was it amazing? You nailed the plight of the middle class white boy.
It was, like, perfect.
Those poor kids.
Those poor kids.
It was so good.
You had the Beyoncé fan in your handle bar hair.
- It was amazing.
- I did, I did, yeah.
It was really good.
Nice try, Zo.
Nice try.
Zoe: Are you nervous, boo boo? Are you sweating a little bit? - Zach, Zach - Okay.
- Zach, you have something to say? - Zachary: Good effort.
- You you - Good effort.
She looks good, man, there's no doubt about it.
Good work.
- (laughs) - So, Zoe, you're out here, you got your punk rocker, you came in with the low rider bike.
- I did.
- So, what's more fun, being a rock star or being on the U.
S.
S.
Starship Enterprise? Um, it's always good being on a ship, I have to say, but I feel like the funnest thing for me right now is being an aunt to a 13-year-old kid, who's a teenager, and, thanks to her, I know about Twenty-One Pilots and they're fucking awesome.
(audience cheering) Twenty-One Pilots and they're fucking awesome.
Look at me, I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing this for Kayla.
This is insane.
I love it.
Now, Zach, did that stress you out? Like, you know, are you stressed right now? You're stressed out.
- I'm really freaking out over here.
- (laughs) LL: Freaking? You're freaking a little bit? Really freaking out over here.
You mother you motherfucker, you better be good.
Oh, I love Zoe so much! LL: Look, when we come back, Zach gets his shot at the stage.
We've got more surprises.
You've got to see this to believe it.
This is "Lip Sync Battle.
" Stay tuned.
We're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days (music playing) We're back with "Lip Sync Battle," and Zachary Quinto has been going hard in rehearsals.
My man came in focused.
Let's take a look at how everybody's favorite Vulcan landed on "LSB.
" Whoo! LL: Yeah, Zach! Go, Zach! - Man: You ready for show day? - We're gonna bring it.
- All right.
- I'll see you guys in there.
This is and then she'll walk towards the window.
My first song, it's more freeform, so I feel like a lot of the elements of production will factor into I don't know, I feel blinded, but I'll make it happen.
- Zoe's a very competitive spirit.
- Yeah.
But she's also a ballerina, do you know what I mean? So she's got a leg-up, no pun intended.
(whistles) All right.
I feel like we need to go and try to figure out what the hell she's gonna be doing.
Right? Let's try to get some spy action on Zoe.
Driver: Zoe's just on the other side of that rehearsing.
Let's see what we can can we hear her? I don't hear anything.
Can we go in? Can we go in? - We should - Come on, let's go in.
(jiggles door handle) Locked us out, dude.
(honks) I was ready to start my rehearsal for this battle and now I'm being held in the alley here at the stage because she's still in there.
used to play (music playing) - Hi, I'm Zach, how are you? - Woman: Nice to meet you.
- I'm so excited you're here.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm glad you're excited.
I'm fucking terrified.
Woman 2 on P.
A.
: All right, guys, here we go.
Can we just walk through what we're gonna do - so I can be clear about it? - Woman 3: Yes.
(bleep) (cheering) Oh, my God.
Fucking hell.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, what's up? Pleasure.
How's it going? - That was so great.
- Yeah, it was a good stumble through.
- It was a good first shot.
- No, that was really great, though.
- We'll get there.
- I was like No, but when I feel that joy that was fun.
Good, man, thank you.
(audience cheering) Zachary: Honestly, I don't think I've ever done anything quite like this.
God willing, I don't puke.
I ate a very light breakfast this morning, in case that happens.
Here to boldly go where no "LSB" guest has gone before, make some noise for Zachary Quinto! Yeah! (audience cheering) (laughs) ("Freedom" by George Michael playing) I won't let you down I will not give you up (laughs) Gotta have some faith in the sound It's the one good thing that I've got I won't let you down So, please don't give me up 'Cause I would really, really love To stick around, oh, yeah (laughs) I think there's something you should know I think it's time I start the show There's something deep inside of me There's someone I forgot to be Take back your picture in a frame Don't think that I'll be back again I just hope you understand Sometimes the clothes do not make the man All we have to do now Is take these lies and make them true somehow All we have to see Is that I don't belong to you And you don't belong to me, yeah, yeah - Freedom - I won't let you down - Freedom - I will not give you up - Freedom - Gotta have some faith in my sound You gotta give what you take It's the one good thing that I've got - Freedom - I won't let you down - Freedom - So please don't give me up Oh, no! - Freedom - 'Cause I would really, really love To stick around, to stick around Well, it looks like the road to heaven But it feels like the road to hell That's Cindy Crawford! I took the knife as well Posing for another picture Everybody's got to sell But when you shake your ass They notice fast Some mistakes were built to last That's what you get That's what you get That's what you get Say, that's what you get Say, that's what you get For changing your mind That's what you get for changing your mind That's what you get That's what you get And after all this time I just hope you understand Sometimes the clothes do not make the man All we have to do now Is take these lies And make them true somehow All we have to see Is that I don't belong to you And you don't belong to me, yeah, yeah - Freedom - I won't let you down - Freedom - I will not give you up - Freedom - Gotta have some faith in my sound You gotta give what you take.
- (cheering) - LL: Oh.
Whoa.
Whoo! LL: Whoa.
Really? Cindy Crawford, bitch.
- You're gonna get a goddess? - Cindy - You're gonna get a goddess? - Crawford, bitch! That's low, Zach.
That's so low.
Cindy, I love you.
Wow.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Before we even get into the performance, - give it up for the iconic - Whoa! the beautiful Cindy Crawford.
Thanks for being here, Cindy.
Whoo! Amazing! - So, Chrissy - (laughs) Chrissy, you're bouncing.
I would clap but you I would lose this.
- Clap! - Can I clap? - Give me a round of applause.
- Okay, I'm gonna clap.
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
You got to perform with Cindy Crawford.
How does that feel? Cindy, my God! How amazing were her legs in this bathtub, are you kidding me? They were amazing.
They were absolutely amazing.
I can't believe I'm doing this again, I don't know, 25 years later or something.
Wait, what was that like? I need to hear about that experience.
This song just even to this day, when it comes on, I'm just instantly in a great mood.
I think it's such a great song.
- And it was so fun to watch you perform it.
- Hundred percent.
Please, thank you.
You made it.
Zoe: Oh, my God.
- What am I talking about? - She's amazing.
- She made it, right? - They gotta see how beautiful you are.
You look so amazing.
We're so happy to have you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- So happy to have you.
- Okay, so - Whoo! Zach Zachary, come on over here for a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is our first time, actually, our very first time, doing a George Michael song ever on "Lip Sync Battle.
" I don't know what you guys are waiting for.
- I guess me.
- We were waiting for you.
- All right.
- We were waiting for you.
And you chose "Freedom" you chose "Freedom 90," which is an epic choice, an amazing song.
What's your connection to George Michael? You love his music? Like, what were you feeling? I feel like it really represented my childhood, and compared to the other song I'm about to do, I wanted something that was a little bit more poppy and reminded me of that time when I was in love with all of these amazing ladies.
- And kind of - About two minutes ago? Two minutes ago, indeed.
But I just feel like he's got such a spirit of celebration about his music and I was thrilled I couldn't believe that Cindy came to do that with me.
- It was like a - Amazing.
literally, a dream come true.
Absolutely.
Shout out to George Michael.
- We love you, we appreciate you.
- George Michael! Thank you for letting us beautiful song.
We appreciate you, George, without a doubt.
- So, uh, Zoe? - Yeah? What did you think of Zachary's choice? Well you're a goddess, by the way.
- Thank you.
- So, that was low of you.
- Well-played, mofo.
- Or logical.
I'm not nervous.
(mouthing words) At all.
Zach, Cindy, why don't you guys have a seat in the VIP? Sit down, relax.
- (audience cheering) - LL: So, check it out.
Zachary came with it, and it looks like Zoe is under pressure.
Round two is about to be so hot.
We'll be back with more Zoe, more Zach, and more surprises.
It'll blow your mind! This is "Lip Sync Battle," baby.
- Freedom - I won't let you down - Freedom - So please don't give me up - Freedom - 'Cause I would really, really love To stick around, to stick around - (music playing) - (audience cheering) It's time for round two, and our competitors are ready to bring it.
Don't forget, right after our show is the 10th anniversary of Guys' Choice.
It's the party of the year.
And right now, let's take a look at Zoe.
One of the galaxy's biggest stars takes on her most challenging role yet as a "Lip Sync Battle" competitor.
You gonna love it.
- Whoo! - (mouthing words) What the fuck? We gotta do it again.
We gotta get it better.
We gotta get it better.
We gotta get it better.
I'm the favorite, right? That guy with the pointy ears? No.
The blue chick.
The blue fucking tall chick with the perfect chest.
Zoe: I was kind of like a wannabe around the time I heard this song, and I was very happy that I had this group of ladies to kind of look up to.
Now, hopefully I won't fall.
(laughs) - Come a little bit more forward for this - You got it.
- so you three are separate from the group.
- Okay.
There might be a cameo or two.
You never know.
Zachary: I'm not listening.
(Laughs) He's fucking with my head.
She won't tell me who her surprise guest star is, which is fucked.
I hope he brings it because I'm gonna kick his ass.
(music playing) If you feel good and don't want to go all out again, - you don't have to.
- I feel good.
I hope nobody's watching the TV going, "Oh.
" (laughs) I hope they're like, "Yeah, man, Saldana with that booty!" (laughs) Put your hands together for the incredibly talented Zoe Saldana! (audience cheering) ("No Scrubs" by TLC playing) A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly - And is also known as a buster - Buster Always talkin' about what he wants And just sits on his broke ass So, no, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me So, let me give you somethin' to think about Inundate your mind with intentions To turn you out Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen Mr.
Big Willy, if you really wanna know Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho? Not really, T-Boz and all my señoritas Is steppin' on your Filas but you don't hear me, though No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me If you don't have a car and you're walking Oh, yes, son, I'm talking to you If you live at home wit' your mamma Oh, yes, son, I'm talking to you If you have a shorty that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, I'mtalking to you Wanna get with me with no money? Oh, no, I don't want no - No - No scrub - Scrub - No love - Oh! - No Scrub No, no No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side - You gotta go there! - Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me.
(audience cheering) LL: Zoe Saldana and the legendary ladies of TLC! All right.
Wow.
I know for a fact that Left Eye's real proud and smilin' right now.
- Yes.
- Yes, she is.
LL: Absolutely smilin' about that one.
So, did she do you guys proud? - Did she? You did that.
- Absolutely, yes, you did.
High five.
Boom.
I mean, Zach, papi, what am I gonna tell you? You know, you're bringing it now, okay? - (speaks Spanish) - Uh-oh.
(audience cheering) Now, TLC's music definitely makes you dance, but when "No Scrubs" came out, it caused a lot of problems for some dudes.
You know what I'm saying? I just want to clarify that if I was ever seen in the passenger side of a car, it's because I didn't feel like driving, all right? Just being clear about that.
It was my car.
- Chrissy? - I don't know what to say.
You guys, you completely shaped my life.
"Red Light Special," oh, my God.
- LL: Oh, oh.
- Chrissy: Are you kidding me? Thank you.
- Love "Red Light Special.
" - For me I was more of a green light girl.
Like, I was very, like, "Let's do this," But you guys, I share the sentiment.
I bow to you.
Thank you for everything you have done for me.
- Thank you.
- Truly.
Huge fan.
My heart is racing.
No, stop, stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Oh, my gosh.
(Laughs) (muttering) truly.
Oh, my God.
I'm freaking out.
I'm freakin' out! All right, you might pop out, too, Chrissy.
You might want to get up.
I know.
Sorry.
You're freaking out, but don't pop out.
It's the baby.
It's the baby.
I know it's cable, but, damn.
My face I just I can't move 'cause the ponytails are so tight.
Like, but I'm crying.
I'm really crying.
It looks exactly the same.
- It looks really good.
- Y'all did a great job.
- Chrissy: Oh, my gosh.
- It's amazing.
Unbelievable.
Zoe, how are you feeling about your chances of snagging that lip synch belt, at this point? I mean, what do you guys think? (cheering) So, I would say, to answer your question, um, I feel pretty good.
Feel pretty good.
LL: So, Zach, baby Can we get Cindy Crawford back here, please? - (laughs) - I need a little help.
Zach, who did you think she was talking to when she said, "No scrubs"? Not me.
I have some ideas, but I don't think it's anyone in the building.
I don't know.
- LL: Yeah, there's no scrubs - No, I wasn't throwing shade at no guys in this house 'cause I know none of y'all are scrubs.
No, no! Look at them! Unbelievable.
Well, Zoe and the lovely ladies of TLC, head on over to the VIP.
You know what I mean? We love having you in the house tonight.
Oh, my gosh! LL: When we come back, Zachary Quinto gets his last chance to impress the audience and win the title from Zoe Saldana.
That belt's about to go around somebody's waist, so you don't want to miss it.
This is "Lip Sync Battle"! No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me (music playing) You're watching "Lip Sync Battle" and we're closing in on the moment of truth.
But before we find out who gets the title, Zachary gets one more shot.
Now let's take a look at how he put together a performance that could potentially solidify his victory.
Check it out.
- (audience cheering) - Whoo! Woman: All right, here we go.
Let's get in first position, please.
Like, I step, step, step, step, step again, step, step, step.
Zachary: I liked how it looked.
Trying to balance on those guys - makes me feel a little bit freaked out.
- No worries.
- We'll get there, we'll get there.
It's good! - That was awesome! Zachary: She's on the ropes, you know? She's probably tired.
She'll let you think she's not quite with it and then she'll bust out and let you have it.
This could go either way.
That's not true.
I'm gonna just slaughter her.
Woman on PA: Five seconds to track.
Four, three, two, one.
(music playing) Oh, my God.
I'm trying to get into this psyche, this Zoe Saldana psyche.
I could mind meld with Zoe.
I can't just mind meld from a distance, man.
You gotta mind meld with the three-finger triad on the face.
We gotta sneak me close enough so that I can just go in for a hug and touch her face.
- Yeah.
- It's amazing.
It is? We've got some good, strong looks going on.
- Get it together, spit it that way.
- Yeah, that's cool.
I feel like I've done everything I can, and now I've just gotta throw myself into it and just go for the ride.
- Woman: Yeah.
- LL: How's it going, Zach? - (laughs) - Thank you, buddy.
You guys rock.
- Yeah.
- I can't wait to see this.
Yeah.
Yes yes.
- (laughing) - (audience cheering) Here to take his shot at becoming a lip sync king - Oh, my - Zachary Quinto.
("Get Ur Freak On" by Missy Elliott playing) Kore kara minna de mechakucha odotte.
Sawagou, sawagou.
Head banga Hit me Missy be puttin' it down I'm the hottest 'round I told y'all mother-mother Y'all can't stop me now Listen to me now I'm lasting twenty rounds And if you want me, people, then come and get me now Is you with me now? Then biggie-biggie-bounce I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style - Holla - Holla! People sing around Now people gather 'round Now people jump around Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on Oh, no, no ,no.
Is that your chick? People you know Me and Timbaland been hot since twenty years ago What the dealio? Now what the drilly, yo? If you wanna battle me, then, people, let me know Holla, gotta feel it, son Let me throw you some Maut mujhko! People here I come Now sweat me when I'm done We got the radio shook like we got a gun Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on - (shouts) - Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur Get ur freak on - Quiet! - Shh, hush your mouth Silence when I spit it out (spits) In your face Open your mouth, give you a taste Holla, ain't no stoppin' me Copywritten, so don't copy me Y'all do it, sloppily And y'all can't come close to me I know you feel me now I know you hear me loud I scream it loud and proud Missy gon' blow it down People gon play me now, in and out of town 'Cause I'm the best around with the crazy style - (Zoe shouts) - Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on.
(audience cheering) (laughing) - LL: Oh! - Whoa! Zoe: No! What the hell? (cheering) No! Oh, my God.
- Look at Chrissy.
- And the shoes.
Oh oh, my God.
Chrissy Chrisdemeanor Elliott.
Did your suit deflate? My suit deflated, so I look so stupid.
Oh, man.
I look like Dexter or a painter.
I look I don't look like Missy anymore.
I'm not Chrisdemeanor.
Did you guys see it when it was puffed up? - It was pretty good.
- LL: Sisdemeanor.
Zachary: Yeah.
Yo, did he get his freak on or what? Oh, my gosh.
You got your freak on.
That is my jam.
Your hair right now is really throwing me off.
- Your whole - Yo, that hair that hair is crazy.
I got so many aunts with that hair, like Me, too.
Chrissy: He looks like an auntie.
I got so many aunts with that hairdo.
I think the worst thing is that at some point in my life, I probably had this haircut myself, as a teenager, really, you know? Look, your choices tonight were on opposite sides of the spectrum.
- Yeah.
- I mean, you went all the way from George Michael to Chrissy to Chrissy Misdemeanor Elliott - Chrisdemeanor.
- to Missy Elliott.
Were you trying to give the audience a peek into the versatility of your playlists? A little bit unexpected.
A little bit of the versatility of my playlist.
A lot of my childhood, man.
These are songs that I've loved since I was a kid, and to have a chance to come out here and throw down with them was amazing, really amazing.
And these dancers and everybody here all week have been so incredible.
So I'm thrilled.
- It's crazy.
- That's good.
That was so good.
It's like I'm looking I'm tripping out 'cause I'm looking at you and I swear you look like a math teacher I had back in the day.
Like, I'm like, "Yo, he looks like Ms.
Bieberman.
" Like, he look like one of my math teachers.
It's crazy.
Unbelievable.
Well, clearly, Zach, you love Missy Elliott.
What specifically about her, though? Was it the visuals? Is it the music? So original, such an artist.
She can just throw down.
I've just always loved her, probably uncharacteristically.
I would always, like, secretly just be like, "I just love it so much.
" - Just as far away from me as possible.
- Woman crush every day? - Yeah, totally.
- Missy Elliott, I love it.
You know what's funny about that? I was actually in that video, me and my son.
He was real young.
- We were in that video together.
- What? Yeah.
Holla! - Holla! - Yeah, I was in that video.
- I had a good time in that video.
- Of course.
But that spit move that you did onstage that yo, honestly, that's so disgusting.
Like that (imitates spitting) And then she like (slurps) Yo, that's the nastiest thing.
That was crazy.
- So, Zoe.
- Yes? Zach was amazing.
He gave one hell of a show.
You were really you were good, you were good.
- Zachary: Oh, thanks, Zo.
Thanks so much.
- He was pretty good, right? Zachary: You, too, you're all right.
Do you believe what you just saw I think the people know what's going on, you know what I mean? - Ehh - (cheering) Doesn't really matter what I think.
It matters what y'all think.
Zoe, you feeling good? I don't know, what do you guys think? (cheering) I love it.
All right, Zach, get your freak on in the VIP.
- You know I will.
- Real freaky.
There's no space for you here.
All the seats are taken, Missy.
I can't believe you deflated.
It's unbelievable.
- I deflated.
- That's all right.
You come on over here, do this one with me.
It's all right.
You can just come over here.
You come on over here.
Aw.
Now that all of their blood, sweat, and tears have been left out on the stage, we have to find out who becomes the next champion at "LSB.
" This is gonna be a tough one.
Stay tuned.
Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur freak on Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on (music playing) (cheering) Now, tonight, this show has definitely been out of this world.
Zachary and Zoe stepped way outside of their comfort zones, swinging from the roof, bringing out special guests.
They put in work.
Make a round of applause for the both of them.
- (cheering) - Give it up.
It was an epic battle.
Okay, now, it's time for the crowd to decide who joins the prestigious line of "Lip Sync Battle" champions.
Now, audience, I want you to keep in mind, you're voting with your hands, your lungs, your feet, if you want.
You're making as much noise as you possibly can for whoever you thought won, all right? You ready? Audience: Yeah! - Chrissy, you ready? - Yes.
LL: Let's do this.
Co-me on over.
- Let's do this.
- Wait, wait, wait.
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Okay, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
- You ready? - Yes.
All right.
Come on, come on over here.
Stand nice and close.
- All right, all right, all right.
- Stand nice and close.
Let's all get together on this.
All right, first up is the winner of "Lip Sync Battle" Zoe Saldana? (cheering) Yeah! Yes! (cheering continues) (chanting) Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Or is the winner of "Lip Sync Battle" Zachary Quinto? (cheering) Whoo! The people have been heard and the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is (audience shouting, cheering) Zoe Saldana! (audience cheering) Oh, thank you! You guys take you won! Oh, my God.
Good one, baby.
Yeah! (laughs) (cheering) Yeah! (cheering) - That's right! - (audience cheers) What! Oh, my God, thank you.
All right, congratulations, Zoe.
You made it rain onstage tonight with TLC.
You brought them out.
You know what I mean? That was amazing.
Zachary, this was a close one.
- Yeah.
- It was a crazy close one.
- It was.
- There really are no losers.
I mean, you got cozy with Cindy Crawford, you were swinging from the chandelier.
I love the outfit.
You got the Simone I.
Smith jewelry, earrings on.
You vibin', you icing.
- I want to thank you for being here.
- Thank you, man.
- Yeah! - I want to thank Zoe for being here.
We're looking forward to seeing both of you on the screen this summer.
It's gonna be dope.
Much love to Zoe Saldana and Zachary Quinto for stepping up to the challenge.
We want to thank our special guests, Cindy Crawford and TLC.
And a big shout-out to Lip Sync Nation on Spike Online and on social media.
Good night, from me, LL Cool J and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock them out the box, L, know 'em out, L! Guys' Choice starts right now! - Right now? - Right now! You gotta go!