Mighty Med (2013) s02e19 Episode Script

Previously You have to hear this dream I had last night.
I was onboard an alien spaceship that was carrying something called the Arcturion.
Maybe when you fell into the construction site, you touched something that had been in contact with the Arcturion, and that's why you had the dream.
Villains are drawn to the Arcturion's power without even knowing why, like moths to the light.
It's an order from Mr.
Terror.
Locate Quimby Fletcher and destroy him.
"Roast him over an open flame.
" Okay, here's what we know for sure.
One, the spaceship with the Arcturion in it is buried underneath the school courtyard, two, Mr.
Terror's put a hit out on Quimby Fletcher, AKA Oliver, and three, I love making speeches with a pen in my hand.
I don't love it.
Your pen is leaking.
I can't find Horace.
He's busy with his wedding.
And I called the League of Heroes, but word got out that the Arcturion comic is based on my dream, so now no one believes it's real.
The worst part is, the League of Heroes is on Saturn, so now, my roaming charges are going to be insane.
Well, I guess it's up to the three of us to find the Arcturion before Mr.
Terror does.
No.
It's too dangerous for Oliver to come.
Mr.
Terror wants him dead.
The moment he steps outside, wham! Please don't make the sound of me getting destroyed.
I didn't.
That was the sound of a door closing behind you.
This is the sound of you getting destroyed.
Bang, bang! Look, I need to come with you guys.
If I don't, you're just gonna argue the whole time and get nothing done.
Also, I'm afraid the two of you will make fun of me behind my back.
We don't argue.
We can't help but make fun of you behind your back.
Have you seen your back? It's really bony.
Oliver, you have to stay here.
Mighty Med is the only place that you'll be safe.
I doubt if he's even safe here.
Anyone could be working for Mr.
Terror, including that guy charging at him right now with a giant sword.
Very funny, Kaz.
Jerome, is it really necessary to use a sword to cut off a medical bracelet? Apparently it is necessary.
I apologize, Jerome.
Proceed.
Okay, go! Excuse me, have you seen Tecton? Megahertz, what are you doing here? Apparently cleaning your footprints off my freshly mopped floor.
Why is nobody using the shoe booties like we discussed? Seriously, people, come on.
I meant why are you a janitor? I have work duties as part of my prison sentence.
It's not fair.
Why does Murder Face get to work in the kitchen? They know I'm part microwave.
I need to find Tecton.
There's a villain after me named Mr.
Terror, and he's trying to destroy me.
I need to get to him before he gets to me.
I haven't seen Tecton.
Ever since I tried to rip his still-beating heart from his chest, we sort of drifted apart.
Why don't you ask another hero to help? The only other hero around is Rewind, but his powers are all glitchy.
He keeps reversing time by five seconds.
Why don't you ask another hero? The only other hero around is Rewind, but his powers are all glitchy.
He keeps reversing time by five seconds.
Why don't you ask Would you get out of here, Rewind? You know, I can help you find and destroy this Mr.
Terror, but only if you can get my jail time reduced to 25 to life.
It's currently 25 to afterlife.
How do I know you won't double-cross me? I couldn't if I wanted to.
They make me wear a monitoring device on my ankle.
It controls my brain and prevents me from doing anything evil.
So do we have a deal? Guess I have no choice, so it's a deal.
But we have to act quickly.
I guess I have no choice, so it's a deal.
But we have to act quickly.
Would you cut it out, Rewind? I'm in a huge rush.
Okay, here's the plan.
You climb into the ditch, and dig for the Arcturion.
And what are you going to do? Nothing.
I thought of the plan.
Do I have to do everything? Okay, fine.
I'll stay up here as the lookout.
You dig? I have a better plan.
You dig for the Arcturion, and I'll be the lookout, so if a villain shows up, I can fight him.
Fine.
I'll dig.
You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
This is hard.
Dirt's heavy.
I'm thirsty.
For goodness sake, that's not how you dig.
Oh, like you could do better.
I can do better.
Let me show you.
Fine.
If you insist.
Gus, what are you doing at school? It's a Saturday.
I left my locker here.
You mean you left something in your locker? No.
I left my locker.
There it is.
I bring my entire locker home with me every night so I don't forget anything that's in my locker.
But you forgot your entire locker.
I didn't say it was a perfect system.
What are you guys digging for? We're not digging for anything.
We're, um filling this hole.
Yeah, yeah, because people keep falling in it.
See? Wow, you're right.
That hole came out of nowhere.
I'd offer to help you fill it, but that seems hard.
You forgot your locker again.
I really need to rethink this system.
Okay, listen.
I can't let anyone know I'm sneaking you out of here, so I have the perfect disguise for you.
This will never work.
Trust me.
No one will even give you a second glance.
Solar Flare says she's sick of everyone always focusing on her looks.
Yesterday, Blue Tornado complimented her hair, and she melted his face off.
I get the feeling you're just doing this to humiliate me.
Well, you have tried to electrocute me, like, 11 times.
Anyway, to lure out the villains who are after you, I put a post on a villain website that Quimby Fletcher would be signing comic books at the Domain this afternoon.
You think that Mr.
Terror's henchmen - will see the post? - Totally.
Every villain is on Murderfacespace.
First he invents a popular website, then he gets kitchen duty.
Murder Face has all the luck.
Hey, hey, hey, there's no need for that.
Uh, Replicate is just goofing around and morphed into Solar Flare.
And Replicate, you look nothing like her.
Solar Flare is way more attractive.
Not that I'm focusing on your looks.
I wouldn't give you a second glance.
Not that you're not attractive.
I mean, you are attractive, but not Please don't melt my face off.
Wow, first you dress me up like a woman, then you tell me I'm not attractive? No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Hope you're not too tired up there doing nothing.
How can I be tired? I just took a 45-minute nap.
Hey.
I hit something.
I think it's the alien spaceship.
How do you know it's the alien spaceship? Uh, I'm from space.
I'm an alien.
I always forget that.
This is so cool.
Although I don't see how you could travel across galaxies in this thing.
It doesn't even have any cup holders.
Kaz, focus.
There are cup holders right in front of you.
All right, now I just need to find where the Arcturion is.
Hey, I found a clue.
Okay, we just have to decipher the symbols from this ancient alien language.
That's a game of tic-tac-toe.
Oh.
In that case.
Let's see.
I win! Take that, long-dead alien opponent.
Kaz, look.
Must be the Arcturion.
It has an infinity symbol on it, just like the ones that Mr.
Terror's bad guys had.
Okay, now let's get out of here and bring this thing back to Mighty Med.
I have a better plan.
We're gonna bring this thing back to Mighty Med, but first, we get outta here.
All you did was slightly reword what I said.
That's not all I did.
I also took credit for your idea.
What's going on? Is someone dumping dirt in the ditch? Must be Mr.
Terror's henchmen.
They're covering up the escape hatch.
It's too heavy to open.
There's no way out? Why? Why?! I'm guessing they're trying to suffocate us, and then they'll dig up the Arcturion, - and take it.
- I know that.
I meant of all people to spend my last few minutes alive with, why does it have to be you? Why? Why?! Bet it's not even Mr.
Terror's henchmen up there.
I bet it's Mr.
Terror himself.
Only a sick, twisted person could do something this evil.
Hey, Kaz and Connie, I wanted to help you fill your ditch, so I borrowed a Bobcat.
It was just lying around my neighbor's backyard next to this swimming pool-shaped hole.
I'm sure no one will miss it.
It's no use.
We're trapped.
We're gonna be buried alive.
Help! Help! Get us out of here.
Help! Spaceship help system activated.
My language sensors have detected English.
I am the holographic caretaker of this ship.
We need your help.
We're being buried alive.
And we need to find a way out.
If you activate the ship's thrusters, there might be just enough fuel left to get you to the surface.
Here's what you do.
First, pull the lavender-colored lever.
Then push the button with the canary-colored trapezoid.
Finally, push the button with the blue-colored Oh, no.
What in the world is a trapezoid? There are only two blue buttons.
- We'll just try both of them.
- Excellent plan.
Except one of the blue buttons will activate the thrusters, and the others will make your heads explode.
So you're saying that we have a 50-50 chance of blowing ourselves up? I'm sorry, but your help session is now over.
Your reference number is Y as in you're, G as in going, to as in to, D as in die.
Why has no one showed up for the Quimby Fletcher book signing? I guess villains don't use Murderfacespace anymore.
I can't say I blame them.
How many videos do we have to see of your baby's first crime? Now what? I can't keep living under the constant threat of being destroyed.
I wish Quimby Fletcher didn't even exist.
Then I guess I'm the tooth fairy.
'Cause I'm about to grant your wish.
Actually, tooth fairy doesn't grant wishes.
Right.
Then how about I knock your teeth out and give you money for 'em? Am I more like the tooth fairy now? A little.
So, I guess you saw my post online.
Yeah.
I'm on that website all day.
It's got all the latest gossip.
It says here there's some fella called Megahertz that dresses like a girl.
You shut your mouth.
Let's get this over with, Quimby Fletcher.
I got a funeral to go to later.
Yours.
Megahertz, incoming.
Megahertz, thank you.
You saved my life.
Being a good guy's fun.
You still get to destroy people, but instead of getting in trouble, you get fro-yo.
By the way, you're buying me fro-yo.
We need to get to the school and make sure Kaz and Skylar are okay.
Wait.
His phone.
Maybe I can use this to find information about Mr.
Terror.
Dang it.
The phone is password locked.
Wow, look at his lock screen.
His girlfriend's pretty.
Oh, wait, that's a hostage.
I'm not wrong, you're wrong.
We should push this button because it looks like a key, and a key starts an engine.
And I think we should push this button because it's closer.
Fine.
I don't even care anymore.
Push whatever button you want.
I did it.
I did it.
You did it? I'm the one who pushed the right button.
Yeah, but I tricked you into it.
I knew that if I said I wanted to push the first button, you would want to push the second button.
But I was trying to trick you.
See, I only said that I wanted to push the second button because I really wanted to push the first button.
Then why did you push the second button? 'Cause I got confused.
What's that for? There's a villain up there trying to bury us alive.
This has gotta be some kind of weapon.
Why didn't you just grab the sword? Because this one was closer.
Oliver, look out! Ow! Why did you do that? Because you were trying to bury us alive, and now you've captured Oliver.
Skylar, we just got here.
Megahertz and I were at the Domain.
- He saved my life.
- Yeah.
I've seen the error of my ways.
And I wanna follow the path of virtue and righteousness.
Oh, forget everything I said in the last ten seconds.
This is mine! Wait.
What are you doing? I don't know.
I have no idea what this thing is, but for some reason, I have to have it.
But I thought you said you were wearing a device that kept you from doing anything evil.
Yeah.
I guess the super villainous guy lied to you.
What are the odds? Stop right there.
Give me back the Arcturion.
Or what? Or this.
I have to admit, that is making my face uncomfortably warm.
Thank you very much.
What's that noise? Uh, it must be the power of the Arcturion.
I'm back.
I ran out of dirt, so I called Dirk Fry the Dirt Guy, but he was all out of dirt, so I called my backup dirt guy, Clark Kirk the Dirt Clerk.
Wait.
You were the one who was filling the ditch with dirt? That's an odd way of saying thank you.
So is this.
Thra-lank you.
Please, don't send me back to jail.
I have to share a cell with Flesh Mangler.
His stories are so boring.
They all involve flesh mangling.
Take him to Mighty Max.
And make sure he doesn't get any fro-yo.
I can't believe you guys found the Arcturion.
I was sure you'd be fighting over which switch to flip, and Skylar would try to use reverse psychology, and then Kaz would get all confused.
What? How could you even think that, Oliver? That's not at all what happened.
Yeah, it was a button, not a switch.
All right, well, until we figure out what to do with the Arcturion, we need to hide it somewhere safe.
Not in your pants.
Not in my pants.
Gus, why are you here again? I forgot my backpack.
Also, I'm looking for my Bobcat.
It's right there.
No, my other Bobcat.
Oh, there she is.
I better go.
If I don't feed her on time, she wets the floor.
With people's innards.