Phineas and Ferb s02e19 Episode Script

Phineas, Ferb? I'll be over at Vivian's house for a few hours.
You kids have fun.
What kind of fun can we have when it's raining? We could talk about our feelings.
Okay, I'll rephrase it.
What kind of fun can we have when it's raining? I would not mind talking about my feelings.
How do you feel now? In pain? There, we're done.
I guess that was fun.
How about a game of hide-and-seek? Who said that? I did! Who are you? Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Irving.
I'm your biggest fan! How long have you been sitting there? A couple hours.
My horoscope says I'm a background type.
Check it out.
I've kept a scrapbook of your adventures.
This is the time you built that rollercoaster.
And this is the time you built those chariots.
And this is when you had that soup.
Oh, what a nerd.
Is that a lock of Ferb's hair? Don't touch it.
Irving suggested hide-and-seek.
Isn't the house a little small to play a good game of hide-and-seek? Perhaps the problem is not that the house is too small, but that we are too big.
He's right! You kids hang tight while Ferb and I use the technology from our submarine adventure to make a new shrinking machine.
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! You said the words.
Hey, can I say the Perry thing? Wha–? You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?" Okay Where's Perry? Ah, wait, wait, I can do better.
Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went.
Oh, where is that platypus? Where the P-man at? Good morning Agent P.
We've received some disturbing calls from Doofenshmirtz.
Hello? Monogramare you home? If you're home, please pick it up.
Pick it up.
Hello? Oh, I, I-I hate these machines.
Okay, listen.
I'm being evil and I need Perry the Platypus to come over and stop me.
Wait– Wait, d-did I hear a beep? Did the machine just cut me off? Oh-oh-oh, I don't know what to do.
Y-You know what, I'm just going to call back.
I want you to find out what he's up to and– Uh, hello? I-I think your machine cut me off before, so what I was saying was– Find out what he's up to and stop him.
Okay.
I'm gonna call later, save message on yourself, or just in case.
Here it is.
A shrinking machine.
Now, everybody touch the top of the machine.
Wow! We're really tiny! Phineas, your coffee table is huge! Look at this pencil.
Somebody take a picture of me next to this dust bunny! Phineas, this is amazing! Everybody should shrink.
Get teeny.
Get tiny.
Be small! When you're small, every sink is a swimming pool (Song: When You're Small) When you're small, a spare button's a base Safe! When you're small, everyone's gonna think you're cool 'Cause you're the only one who fits through a grate! When you're small, a kitchen sponge is a trampoline When you're small, your dad's comb is a jail Oh, when you're small, every TV's a movie screen And your goldfish is a great orange whale You can climb inside a paper airplane And fly yourself down the hall Every puddle's a lake Every crumb is a cake And there's never any reason to crawl Baby, when you're small! Baby, when you're small! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incor– Oh, Perry the Platypus, you caught me.
I've been putting recyclable trash in the regular trash bin.
I am so bad! You've taught me a valuable lesson.
From now on, I'll be green.
I'll be all the shades of green.
They will call me El Verde, and tell my tale in Greenland.
Goodbye now, drive safe.
And thanks for busting down my door.
I deserved it! All right, gang.
We can start that game of hide-and-seek now.
What's that? Earthquake! No.
It's Candace.
Hey, Candace is it! Everybody hide! Stacy, the bow is totally cute.
It's your signature look.
You have the bow, and I have some weird metal contraption in the living room.
Stace, I'll call you back.
This thing was obviously made by Phineas and Ferb, so it must do something.
Phineas, look! On the umbrella stand! It's Baljeet! Oh no, she found me.
I guess I'm it! Oh! Oh! Ohh! Baljeet? I'm okay! We gotta get that shrinker back! You guys always have a plan.
We don't have a plan.
What? We'll just have to wing it.
There's no winging.
There's no winging in the book.
You guys have just been improvising this whole time? Oh, how heroes fall! Hey guys! Remember me? Up here with the dead flies? Sit tight, Baljeet! We'll have you down as soon as we can.
How can I sit tight? With that air conditioner up there freezing me! So cold.
So cold.
Doo be doo be doo ba Doo be doo be doo Activate bug eye-bot.
Yes, my little robot eye.
Find Perry's address for me.
That's right, I walk towards the front door so I can see the number.
Oh, it will be so delicious to know where Perry lives.
I can ring his doorbell and run away! Hey Mom? I want to show you something! Yep, I'm one step ahead of you boys, one step.
What the heck is this thing? I'm shrunk! Where's the reverse button? Hello, hello? I could have sworn I heard someone kno– Oy.
That's not a good place to leave a toy.
Mrs.
Garcia-Shapiro! It's me, Candace! Hello?! Guess I deserve this for trying to be one step ahe– Phineas, we've got to get to that machine across the street.
What's the point? We're vacuum bag filler.
Thanks for that, Captain Bring-Down.
What? Some kiddie TV show? Oh, the signal must have gotten switched.
Ugh! Oh! Aw, now I've lost the picture entirely.
Hmm.
I hope it doesn't go rogue.
What is that thing? Did we ever make mechanical bugs? There's nothing in the book.
Okay everyone, split off now! Thread 'em and throw 'em guys! Come on, fanboy.
You want to live forever? Is that an option? I'm okay.
Great job, Isabella.
Thank you very much.
Yeah! Yeah! Wargh! Yeah! I couldn't have said it better myself.
Yeah! Ugh! That was awesome, Phineas.
Yeah, but guys? We're still small.
What now? Ferb, you're a genius! Everyone on? Hey, I don't have to digitally insert myself.
Go tell it to your blog.
Let's get Baljeet.
Baljeet? Where is he? I don't see him.
Look over there.
Something's moving! Eww! I did what I had to do to survive! Pinky, no! Down! Bad dog.
Where are your manners? How are you doing there, short stuff? Phineas! Thank goodness! Who smells like fly guts? I had to survive, okay? Come on! Hands on! All right, Phineas! Cool! Yay, Phineas! You did it, Ferb! Isa, is that you? Yeah, Mom! You guys are so busted! Wait 'til Mom sees this! Mom?! She's gonna go get your mom! What? Oh, work! Work! Perry! Come on.
Ooh, hey, random pounding works.
Oh good, we're back on the Perry show.
All right, Perry the Platypus.
Could you just do me a salute and hold this thing up to the street address in front of- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! You gotta see something in the kitchen! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Okay, Candace.
You think you're so clever, Perry the Platypus.
But for the first time in my life I can actually use a self-destruct button that I have installed! Prepare to be vaporized, Perry the Platypus! See, Mom? See, see? What?! But it was right here! I swear there was this machine, and we were tiny, but then we got bigger, Oh, teenagers.
and, and Hormones, all it is.
Well, that's done.
And no comeuppance.
Why do I feel so empty?