The Looney Tunes Show s02e19 Episode Script
Ridiculous Journey
Whoopie kay yi yo, get along, little bully Whoopie kay yi yo, get along, little bully or you know what, alaska will soon be your home Bath time, Tweety Bird.
Singing in the bathtub Dee dee dee dee dee Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee Dee dee dee dee dee Oh! I thought I saw a peeping Tom cat.
- Ha! - Violation of my personal space.
- Help! - Come back here, you little squab.
Here you go, Poochie.
Help! I do enjoy a boxed lunch.
Yum yum yum! SYLVESTER: Hey, watch it, Buster.
SYLVESTER: You're mine, morsel.
TWEETY: I don't think so.
SLYVESTER: Upside down.
Stop it, you can't eat me.
TWEETY: You're a big ol' putty tat.
TAZ: Bad kitty.
Bad kitty.
SYLVESTER: All right, just a second here! Uh-oh.
Warner Bros.
Animation The Looney Tunes Show - Season 2 Episode 19 "Ridiculous Journey" Suffering succotash.
Where are we? Ohh.
Cold.
Taz hate cold.
Oh, what a desolate place this is.
I'm already freezing my tail feathers off.
Don't panic.
Maybe I can see home from the top of that mountain.
Mountain? Why, you'll be a frozen catsicle before you ever get there.
Look, bird, it's your fault we're in this resulting predicament.
My fault? I didn't do nothing.
- You tempted me.
- By taking a bath? You got problems, man.
I'm gonna find a nice warm town.
You, beast, coming with me? Taz.
- What? - Name Taz.
Let's go, Taz.
I hope I never see you again, bane of my existence.
TWEETY: Hey, wait up.
I'm coming with you.
Hmph.
Who would have thought that this thing would be wimpier than you? I'll have you know, it's not exactly easy to fight off someone 10 times your own size.
I've got strength in me you can't even imagine.
Yeah, well, I let you get away most of the time.
Gotta have something to do around the old lady's house.
Yah! Nice work, Mr.
Useless.
All right, easy there, Fuzzball.
I'm sure home is over the next ridge.
Follow me.
Aw.
The poor little devil is all frozen.
You can think Magellan over here for the hypothermia.
That is so like you to try to turn this around.
Can't you just ignore me? Can't you stop looking so delicious? We just came from that direction.
Aah! Whoa! Aah! Where'd those other guys go? I'm kind of embedded in your back at the moment.
Oopsy.
Don't worry, fellas, I think we lost him.
Lost who? Lost him! Ha ha ha! Blacque Jacque Shellacque the most formidable tracker in all the Klondike, has found you.
Just head south on the train tracks.
I'll distract him and head north.
Good luck.
Surrender yourself, Monsieur Abominable Snow Person.
But what is this? Hmm.
A-ha! Adieu, my great white quarry.
It pain me to see you go but I suddenly find myself in pursuit of more interesting targete.
Ooh.
See, it's getting warmer already.
I knew this was the right way to go.
I don't remember you saying anything about walking the train tracks south.
It was implied, you little yellow nimrod.
Aah! Ohh! He's stuck! I can't lift him.
Aah! Ohh! Wow.
You saved my life.
Hey, why should we walk the tracks if we could ride the rails? We make a pretty good team.
Team.
Enjoy your freedom, you fury little fugitives.
For freedom is measured only by the distance between the hunter and his prey.
Uhh! Ah-choo! I thought we were a team.
Yeah.
And you don't eat your teammates.
Oh! My bad.
You walking on hind legs, pretty pet creatures.
Now is the time for you to come along peacefully, huh? Yah! Heh heh! It seems my tiny brain targets have run out of choo-choo train.
You're a genius, putty tat.
Whoa.
I can't believe I just said that.
All right, from here on in, there's no more trying to eat each other.
We're a team.
Deal? - Deal.
- Deal.
Now all we have to do is relax in our own private car as we roll down the tracks.
Out of control in the wrong direction! - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa! All: We're saved! PAPA BEAR: Give me the wrench.
No, junior, the wrench.
Forget it! Get off the Jack, you pea brain.
Aah! What else can I do, pa? PAPA BEAR: Why don't you go get yourself some souvenirs or something? Oh, goody, goody.
I helped and I get souvenirs.
Taz hate water.
Oh, yeah, and cats totally love it.
Ooh, at least I finally got my bath.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
A little kitty, a darling yellow birdie and some kind of dog-like creature.
Would you stop squeezing us? That actually hurts quite a bit.
Oh, you sure are a funny kitty cat.
Yes, you are.
PAPA BEAR: Now, when I say, "Start the car," - start the car.
- Yes, Henry.
Aah! What are you doing starting the car? I thought I said not to start the car until I say, "Start the car.
" Don't start the car till I say - "Start the car.
" - Yes, Henry.
Hey, pa, I got my souvenirs.
Just get in the car.
Ok, pa.
Go on a road trip, they said.
Nothing's more relaxing than the open road, they said.
Now, we're all gonna play a little game.
We're gonna see who can go the longest without making a sound.
I don't wanna hear one word out of anyone till we get to the grand canyon.
- But - Not one word.
I was just gonna say that you forgot to take the car off the Jack.
Ha ha ha! You lose, ma.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Uh.
I miss granny.
Yeah, me, too.
It is with sincere regret that the great Blacque Jacque Shellacque inform you that he has uncharacteristically lost sight of his most elusive bounty.
Scratch that.
Call you later.
Oh, now let me see.
Where did I put that pretty bow for your hair? Oh, where do you think you're going, Mr.
lumpy bottom? You can't go flying out the window without first asking for permission.
Who would have thought the desert would be so hot? Junior, what are those animals doing in my car? But, pa, you said I could have them.
You know you're not allowed to have pets.
Well, actually, dear, you said he could keep them.
Fine, but I ain't gonna be the one burying them this time.
Burying them? It's all fun and games until someone gets crushed.
Oh, Henry.
Junior's just what I like to call lethally affectionate.
Yipe.
Uh, I think it might be time to say good-bye to our bear family friends.
Ooh, I got an idea.
Uh, pa? I think I had an accident in my pants.
Didn't I ask if you had to go to the bathroom before we left? JUNIOR: But, pa, I did not have to go when we left.
Let's boogie.
Ugh.
Uhh.
So thirsty.
I need a drink.
Ahh.
- We're saved! - We're saved! What? Oh, goody, you're awake.
Let me take your vital signs.
- What are you talking about? - Where are we? You're in my patrol balloon.
I'm a rescue buzzard.
You no eat us? Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to eat you.
I'm here to help you.
So, uh, how do you sustain yourself? Uh, well, it's a slow-moving balloon.
I don't always get there in time.
All: Ugh.
Huh? Ha ha! The game, she is on a new foot.
You know, at times like this I wonder why we ever fought at all.
Well, it usually has a lot to do with you trying to eat me and me trying not to be eaten.
Yeah, I can't remember, either.
Taz like friends.
I'll have you home in no time.
Ha ha ha! No one escape Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
Ha ha ha! Beeky Buzzard to the rescue.
Ha ha.
Maybe I should have just eaten them.
Ha ha ha! I wonder where he's taking us.
It can't be anywhere good.
BLACQUE: I have the animals.
I think you will agree this more than satisfy our debt.
Oh, on, we're done for.
Taz scared.
Whatever happens next, I just want you to know you're not the bane of my existence.
I love you, man.
Stop.
You're Gonna make me cry.
Taz love kitty.
Taz love birdie.
There you are, boy.
Oh, you had me so worried.
Ha ha ha! I told you he'd find them.
There's no finer tracker than my cousin, Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
It's a fair exchange for the mechanical bull you sent.
And your pets are very slippery.
They escaped every time I fired my tranquilizer bullets.
Tranquilizer bullets? There's no such thing as tranquilizer bullets.
Cut him some slack.
He's Canadian.
Come.
Let us retire to your local gymnasium to work out our pies and tris, huh? The house has been so quiet without you.
Hey, Daffy, look, Poochie's back.
Oh, did he go somewhere? Was it the dump? He smells like he went to the dump.
- What? - You love me.
- I never said that.
- Oh, yes, you did.
You love me! Look, I was under a lot of pressure.
People say all kinds of things when they're stressed.
That's ok, putty tat.
You ain't half bad yourself.
Look, bird, the minute the old lady closes this door it's business as usual.
Bring it on.
TWEETY: Old putty tat! Warner Bros.
Animation
Singing in the bathtub Dee dee dee dee dee Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee Dee dee dee dee dee Oh! I thought I saw a peeping Tom cat.
- Ha! - Violation of my personal space.
- Help! - Come back here, you little squab.
Here you go, Poochie.
Help! I do enjoy a boxed lunch.
Yum yum yum! SYLVESTER: Hey, watch it, Buster.
SYLVESTER: You're mine, morsel.
TWEETY: I don't think so.
SLYVESTER: Upside down.
Stop it, you can't eat me.
TWEETY: You're a big ol' putty tat.
TAZ: Bad kitty.
Bad kitty.
SYLVESTER: All right, just a second here! Uh-oh.
Warner Bros.
Animation The Looney Tunes Show - Season 2 Episode 19 "Ridiculous Journey" Suffering succotash.
Where are we? Ohh.
Cold.
Taz hate cold.
Oh, what a desolate place this is.
I'm already freezing my tail feathers off.
Don't panic.
Maybe I can see home from the top of that mountain.
Mountain? Why, you'll be a frozen catsicle before you ever get there.
Look, bird, it's your fault we're in this resulting predicament.
My fault? I didn't do nothing.
- You tempted me.
- By taking a bath? You got problems, man.
I'm gonna find a nice warm town.
You, beast, coming with me? Taz.
- What? - Name Taz.
Let's go, Taz.
I hope I never see you again, bane of my existence.
TWEETY: Hey, wait up.
I'm coming with you.
Hmph.
Who would have thought that this thing would be wimpier than you? I'll have you know, it's not exactly easy to fight off someone 10 times your own size.
I've got strength in me you can't even imagine.
Yeah, well, I let you get away most of the time.
Gotta have something to do around the old lady's house.
Yah! Nice work, Mr.
Useless.
All right, easy there, Fuzzball.
I'm sure home is over the next ridge.
Follow me.
Aw.
The poor little devil is all frozen.
You can think Magellan over here for the hypothermia.
That is so like you to try to turn this around.
Can't you just ignore me? Can't you stop looking so delicious? We just came from that direction.
Aah! Whoa! Aah! Where'd those other guys go? I'm kind of embedded in your back at the moment.
Oopsy.
Don't worry, fellas, I think we lost him.
Lost who? Lost him! Ha ha ha! Blacque Jacque Shellacque the most formidable tracker in all the Klondike, has found you.
Just head south on the train tracks.
I'll distract him and head north.
Good luck.
Surrender yourself, Monsieur Abominable Snow Person.
But what is this? Hmm.
A-ha! Adieu, my great white quarry.
It pain me to see you go but I suddenly find myself in pursuit of more interesting targete.
Ooh.
See, it's getting warmer already.
I knew this was the right way to go.
I don't remember you saying anything about walking the train tracks south.
It was implied, you little yellow nimrod.
Aah! Ohh! He's stuck! I can't lift him.
Aah! Ohh! Wow.
You saved my life.
Hey, why should we walk the tracks if we could ride the rails? We make a pretty good team.
Team.
Enjoy your freedom, you fury little fugitives.
For freedom is measured only by the distance between the hunter and his prey.
Uhh! Ah-choo! I thought we were a team.
Yeah.
And you don't eat your teammates.
Oh! My bad.
You walking on hind legs, pretty pet creatures.
Now is the time for you to come along peacefully, huh? Yah! Heh heh! It seems my tiny brain targets have run out of choo-choo train.
You're a genius, putty tat.
Whoa.
I can't believe I just said that.
All right, from here on in, there's no more trying to eat each other.
We're a team.
Deal? - Deal.
- Deal.
Now all we have to do is relax in our own private car as we roll down the tracks.
Out of control in the wrong direction! - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa! All: We're saved! PAPA BEAR: Give me the wrench.
No, junior, the wrench.
Forget it! Get off the Jack, you pea brain.
Aah! What else can I do, pa? PAPA BEAR: Why don't you go get yourself some souvenirs or something? Oh, goody, goody.
I helped and I get souvenirs.
Taz hate water.
Oh, yeah, and cats totally love it.
Ooh, at least I finally got my bath.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
A little kitty, a darling yellow birdie and some kind of dog-like creature.
Would you stop squeezing us? That actually hurts quite a bit.
Oh, you sure are a funny kitty cat.
Yes, you are.
PAPA BEAR: Now, when I say, "Start the car," - start the car.
- Yes, Henry.
Aah! What are you doing starting the car? I thought I said not to start the car until I say, "Start the car.
" Don't start the car till I say - "Start the car.
" - Yes, Henry.
Hey, pa, I got my souvenirs.
Just get in the car.
Ok, pa.
Go on a road trip, they said.
Nothing's more relaxing than the open road, they said.
Now, we're all gonna play a little game.
We're gonna see who can go the longest without making a sound.
I don't wanna hear one word out of anyone till we get to the grand canyon.
- But - Not one word.
I was just gonna say that you forgot to take the car off the Jack.
Ha ha ha! You lose, ma.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Uh.
I miss granny.
Yeah, me, too.
It is with sincere regret that the great Blacque Jacque Shellacque inform you that he has uncharacteristically lost sight of his most elusive bounty.
Scratch that.
Call you later.
Oh, now let me see.
Where did I put that pretty bow for your hair? Oh, where do you think you're going, Mr.
lumpy bottom? You can't go flying out the window without first asking for permission.
Who would have thought the desert would be so hot? Junior, what are those animals doing in my car? But, pa, you said I could have them.
You know you're not allowed to have pets.
Well, actually, dear, you said he could keep them.
Fine, but I ain't gonna be the one burying them this time.
Burying them? It's all fun and games until someone gets crushed.
Oh, Henry.
Junior's just what I like to call lethally affectionate.
Yipe.
Uh, I think it might be time to say good-bye to our bear family friends.
Ooh, I got an idea.
Uh, pa? I think I had an accident in my pants.
Didn't I ask if you had to go to the bathroom before we left? JUNIOR: But, pa, I did not have to go when we left.
Let's boogie.
Ugh.
Uhh.
So thirsty.
I need a drink.
Ahh.
- We're saved! - We're saved! What? Oh, goody, you're awake.
Let me take your vital signs.
- What are you talking about? - Where are we? You're in my patrol balloon.
I'm a rescue buzzard.
You no eat us? Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to eat you.
I'm here to help you.
So, uh, how do you sustain yourself? Uh, well, it's a slow-moving balloon.
I don't always get there in time.
All: Ugh.
Huh? Ha ha! The game, she is on a new foot.
You know, at times like this I wonder why we ever fought at all.
Well, it usually has a lot to do with you trying to eat me and me trying not to be eaten.
Yeah, I can't remember, either.
Taz like friends.
I'll have you home in no time.
Ha ha ha! No one escape Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
Ha ha ha! Beeky Buzzard to the rescue.
Ha ha.
Maybe I should have just eaten them.
Ha ha ha! I wonder where he's taking us.
It can't be anywhere good.
BLACQUE: I have the animals.
I think you will agree this more than satisfy our debt.
Oh, on, we're done for.
Taz scared.
Whatever happens next, I just want you to know you're not the bane of my existence.
I love you, man.
Stop.
You're Gonna make me cry.
Taz love kitty.
Taz love birdie.
There you are, boy.
Oh, you had me so worried.
Ha ha ha! I told you he'd find them.
There's no finer tracker than my cousin, Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
It's a fair exchange for the mechanical bull you sent.
And your pets are very slippery.
They escaped every time I fired my tranquilizer bullets.
Tranquilizer bullets? There's no such thing as tranquilizer bullets.
Cut him some slack.
He's Canadian.
Come.
Let us retire to your local gymnasium to work out our pies and tris, huh? The house has been so quiet without you.
Hey, Daffy, look, Poochie's back.
Oh, did he go somewhere? Was it the dump? He smells like he went to the dump.
- What? - You love me.
- I never said that.
- Oh, yes, you did.
You love me! Look, I was under a lot of pressure.
People say all kinds of things when they're stressed.
That's ok, putty tat.
You ain't half bad yourself.
Look, bird, the minute the old lady closes this door it's business as usual.
Bring it on.
TWEETY: Old putty tat! Warner Bros.
Animation