Bunnicula (2016) s02e20 Episode Script
Jurassicnicula
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[laughing]
Here we are. The Last Island Resort!
Wow, I heard this place
has been totally deserted
since it got wiped out
from a freak accident
in the 1800s.
[Mina's dad] Well, that's neat.
I'm gonna head up to the bungalow
and make us some marmalade sandwiches.
Meet you at the beach!
[Maya] The Ancient One will return!
He will be coming back
and the day of reckoning is upon us.
And when he does this island is doomed!
The humans have returned
to meddle with nature,
and soon the Ancient One
will emerge to protect these lands
by squashing them with his mighty foot.
Ma'am, you must be
one of those kooky squirrels.
So, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop freaking people out.
Oh, but, sheriff. Please.
I've come to warn your people
of The Ancient One.
A rodent as tall as the skies
is going to return
to destroy this place once again.
Right. And you know this how?
I read it on the Internut.
-Right. And what's your name, ma'am?
-Maya.
Well, Miss Maya, The Last Island Resort
is a family community.
We can't have you stirring up trouble.
[scoffs] I'm not stirring up trouble.
It's the Ancient One who's stirring.
Stirring from his centuries-long slumber
to protect the island.
We're doomed! Doomed!
[handcuffs creak]
Okay, you kooky squirrel.
You're coming downtown.
[Bunnicula and Harold laughing]
[gargling]
Aah! [laughing]
[Harold sighs]
I hate water.
Huh?
[groans]
[screeches]
[laughs]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Chester.
I was just playing with you.
Mina. The marmalade sandwiches
are ready.
Be right there.
Um Help?
[squishing]
-What you got there, Bunnic?
-I don't know.
Hey. A little help here?
I think it's seaweed.
-You think it's any good?
-I don't know.
-Hey.
-[sniffs]
Whatever you're doing over there, stop it!
-Did we bring any carrots?
-No.
Well, I guess you better eat it then, huh?
Okay. [slurps]
At least there's no waves.
[gasps]
Okay. I think I've had just about
enough excitement for one day. [sighs]
Where's Bunnicula?
Hi.
This is gonna be
the best beach vacay ever!
[Bunnicula stomps]
[crying]
[wails]
-[stomping continues]
-What was that?
[screaming]
[all screaming]
Great gopher guts.
You're right. The Ancient One is real.
-I was right?
-Yes, you're right.
Don't rub it in. What do we do?
I don't know. You're the sheriff!
-[both yell]
-[Chester] Bunnicula.
Quit wandering around.
Mina will see you. Go hide in the water.
All right.
[Chester screaming]
[sighs] That was close.
I guess I won't be needing these.
Now, what do we do?
Um
Are you the kooky squirrel
who knows about the Ancient One?
Uh
-Yes?
-Come with us.
[humming]
Hey, Bunnicula,
how's your sandcastle coming?
Ta-da!
Bunnicula, you're supposed to hide
in the water!
[speaking indistinctly]
Target sighted. Move to intercept.
Ready your weapons.
[guns cocking]
Take aim.
Fire!
Mm. Almonds.
[speaking indistinctly]
[general yells]
[sneezes]
[squirrels screaming]
We're losing men.
[yawns]
It's a massacre.
I don't think this is working.
Aw, chestnuts. Pull back!
General, what about them?
Hopefully that will wear off soon
and Bunnicula will return to normal size?
This area is under control
of the Nut-tional Guard.
[chuckles] Nut-tional.
If you want to survive, come with us.
We need to bury this beast for the winter.
And the only way to do that
is with shock and almond tactics.
What about these guys?
They can talk to the Ancient One.
I saw it with my own eyes.
You with the funny hairdo.
What do you know?
Well, I know my name is Harold,
and this is Chester.
I also know that marmalade sandwiches
are delicious,
and marmalade
isn't exactly the same thing as jelly.
-And jelly is not the same thing as jam.
-This is ridiculous. Can we go?
But you can talk to it.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he'll listen.
I knew it. I see whose side you're on.
I say we blast that thing
back to the Sticks Age.
Monsters only respond to one thing.
Revenge.
Dr. Pistachio, it's time.
[sighs] I never thought we'd have to
use it. The ultimate Squirrel Weapon.
May the squirrel gods
have mercy on us all.
Behold, the future of squirrel warfare.
Mega-Nut-Tronic Five Thousand!
I really don't think this is necessary.
[laughs, then speaks indistinctly]
[dolphin squeaking]
[humming]
[whirring]
[roaring]
[squirrel screams]
You big peanut brain!
[speaking indistinctly]
That was our last chance.
Looks like the end of our Civil-Nutzation.
[chuckles]
Civil-Nutzation. You guys talk funny.
I'm sorry, sheriff,
the only thing that will turn Bunnicula
back to normal is a carrot,
and we didn't bring any with us.
[scoffs] And us squirrels eat nuts.
Only a kooky squirrel would have a carrot.
[gasps]
Aha!
Come on, Bunnicula, stop messing around.
You're scaring these nice squirrel people.
Hey. [panting]
I got the carrot.
Well, that's great.
But how are we gonna get it
up into his mouth and onto his tooth?
And since he wiped out our air force,
I say we get Dr. Pistachio to build
a spaceship that looks like a carrot.
Once the monster gets in it,
we'll blast it off to the moon.
I have a plan.
I told you she was a kooky squirrel.
[inhales]
[Chester] Huh. A flying squirrel.
[roars]
[grunts]
[roars]
Oh. Oh!
I hope she can get out in time.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
No!
[all gasp]
[all murmuring]
Oh, no, she's gone. She saved us all.
She was a brave squirrel.
On this day, we will remember
that kooky squirrel, Maya.
With the sacrifice of one soul,
willing to give up herself.
Such a selfless squirrel.
What a good and honorable thing she did,
and we will all always remember
our own, Maya.
[all gasp]
[gasps] Maya!
[all cheering]
Well, that ends another adventure.
[speaks indistinctly]
-[groans]
-[radio ringing]
I said, speak up, son.
I can't hear a word you're saying!
There's another giant on the island, sir.
Only this time we have him captured.
Um Pass me a marmalade sandwich.
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[laughing]
Here we are. The Last Island Resort!
Wow, I heard this place
has been totally deserted
since it got wiped out
from a freak accident
in the 1800s.
[Mina's dad] Well, that's neat.
I'm gonna head up to the bungalow
and make us some marmalade sandwiches.
Meet you at the beach!
[Maya] The Ancient One will return!
He will be coming back
and the day of reckoning is upon us.
And when he does this island is doomed!
The humans have returned
to meddle with nature,
and soon the Ancient One
will emerge to protect these lands
by squashing them with his mighty foot.
Ma'am, you must be
one of those kooky squirrels.
So, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop freaking people out.
Oh, but, sheriff. Please.
I've come to warn your people
of The Ancient One.
A rodent as tall as the skies
is going to return
to destroy this place once again.
Right. And you know this how?
I read it on the Internut.
-Right. And what's your name, ma'am?
-Maya.
Well, Miss Maya, The Last Island Resort
is a family community.
We can't have you stirring up trouble.
[scoffs] I'm not stirring up trouble.
It's the Ancient One who's stirring.
Stirring from his centuries-long slumber
to protect the island.
We're doomed! Doomed!
[handcuffs creak]
Okay, you kooky squirrel.
You're coming downtown.
[Bunnicula and Harold laughing]
[gargling]
Aah! [laughing]
[Harold sighs]
I hate water.
Huh?
[groans]
[screeches]
[laughs]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Chester.
I was just playing with you.
Mina. The marmalade sandwiches
are ready.
Be right there.
Um Help?
[squishing]
-What you got there, Bunnic?
-I don't know.
Hey. A little help here?
I think it's seaweed.
-You think it's any good?
-I don't know.
-Hey.
-[sniffs]
Whatever you're doing over there, stop it!
-Did we bring any carrots?
-No.
Well, I guess you better eat it then, huh?
Okay. [slurps]
At least there's no waves.
[gasps]
Okay. I think I've had just about
enough excitement for one day. [sighs]
Where's Bunnicula?
Hi.
This is gonna be
the best beach vacay ever!
[Bunnicula stomps]
[crying]
[wails]
-[stomping continues]
-What was that?
[screaming]
[all screaming]
Great gopher guts.
You're right. The Ancient One is real.
-I was right?
-Yes, you're right.
Don't rub it in. What do we do?
I don't know. You're the sheriff!
-[both yell]
-[Chester] Bunnicula.
Quit wandering around.
Mina will see you. Go hide in the water.
All right.
[Chester screaming]
[sighs] That was close.
I guess I won't be needing these.
Now, what do we do?
Um
Are you the kooky squirrel
who knows about the Ancient One?
Uh
-Yes?
-Come with us.
[humming]
Hey, Bunnicula,
how's your sandcastle coming?
Ta-da!
Bunnicula, you're supposed to hide
in the water!
[speaking indistinctly]
Target sighted. Move to intercept.
Ready your weapons.
[guns cocking]
Take aim.
Fire!
Mm. Almonds.
[speaking indistinctly]
[general yells]
[sneezes]
[squirrels screaming]
We're losing men.
[yawns]
It's a massacre.
I don't think this is working.
Aw, chestnuts. Pull back!
General, what about them?
Hopefully that will wear off soon
and Bunnicula will return to normal size?
This area is under control
of the Nut-tional Guard.
[chuckles] Nut-tional.
If you want to survive, come with us.
We need to bury this beast for the winter.
And the only way to do that
is with shock and almond tactics.
What about these guys?
They can talk to the Ancient One.
I saw it with my own eyes.
You with the funny hairdo.
What do you know?
Well, I know my name is Harold,
and this is Chester.
I also know that marmalade sandwiches
are delicious,
and marmalade
isn't exactly the same thing as jelly.
-And jelly is not the same thing as jam.
-This is ridiculous. Can we go?
But you can talk to it.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he'll listen.
I knew it. I see whose side you're on.
I say we blast that thing
back to the Sticks Age.
Monsters only respond to one thing.
Revenge.
Dr. Pistachio, it's time.
[sighs] I never thought we'd have to
use it. The ultimate Squirrel Weapon.
May the squirrel gods
have mercy on us all.
Behold, the future of squirrel warfare.
Mega-Nut-Tronic Five Thousand!
I really don't think this is necessary.
[laughs, then speaks indistinctly]
[dolphin squeaking]
[humming]
[whirring]
[roaring]
[squirrel screams]
You big peanut brain!
[speaking indistinctly]
That was our last chance.
Looks like the end of our Civil-Nutzation.
[chuckles]
Civil-Nutzation. You guys talk funny.
I'm sorry, sheriff,
the only thing that will turn Bunnicula
back to normal is a carrot,
and we didn't bring any with us.
[scoffs] And us squirrels eat nuts.
Only a kooky squirrel would have a carrot.
[gasps]
Aha!
Come on, Bunnicula, stop messing around.
You're scaring these nice squirrel people.
Hey. [panting]
I got the carrot.
Well, that's great.
But how are we gonna get it
up into his mouth and onto his tooth?
And since he wiped out our air force,
I say we get Dr. Pistachio to build
a spaceship that looks like a carrot.
Once the monster gets in it,
we'll blast it off to the moon.
I have a plan.
I told you she was a kooky squirrel.
[inhales]
[Chester] Huh. A flying squirrel.
[roars]
[grunts]
[roars]
Oh. Oh!
I hope she can get out in time.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
No!
[all gasp]
[all murmuring]
Oh, no, she's gone. She saved us all.
She was a brave squirrel.
On this day, we will remember
that kooky squirrel, Maya.
With the sacrifice of one soul,
willing to give up herself.
Such a selfless squirrel.
What a good and honorable thing she did,
and we will all always remember
our own, Maya.
[all gasp]
[gasps] Maya!
[all cheering]
Well, that ends another adventure.
[speaks indistinctly]
-[groans]
-[radio ringing]
I said, speak up, son.
I can't hear a word you're saying!
There's another giant on the island, sir.
Only this time we have him captured.
Um Pass me a marmalade sandwich.
[closing theme playing]