Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e20 Episode Script

Gadget and Old Lace

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
DELIVERY FOR INSPECTOR GADGE
IT MUST BE THE NEW
GADGET I ORDERED
FROM WORLD INSPECTOR'S SUPPLY.
IT'S AWFULLY
BIG, UNCLE GADGET!
WHAT DID YOUR ORDER?
THERE IT IS!
IT'S MY NEW GADGE
CHRONOGRAPH WATCH!
IT'S SHOCK PROOF, CRUSH
PROOF, INSECT REPELLANT,
AND WATERPROOF
UP TO 100 METERS!
COME ON, BRAIN.
(RINGING)
CHIEF!
WHAT A SURPRISE!
YOU'RE WHERE?
THE STYROFOAM?
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET!
YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU
WON'T MIND ME SAYING THIS,
CHIEF, BUT YOU'VE PUT ON
A LOT OF WEIGHT LATELY.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT A DIET?
NEVER MIND THAT, GADGET!
READ YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
COTTAGE INDUSTRY FLOODING
MARKET WITH DANGEROUS NOVELTY
WEAPONS. SUSPEC
MAD INVOLVEMENT.
INVESTIGATE. STOP MAD.
CAUTION: THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF. INSPECTOR
GADGET IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
OH NO!
(GRUNT)
OH, MAYBE I
SHOULD GO ON A DIET.
WHEN YOU WERE MY
TEACHER, RENOWN,
CRIMINALS WERE CRIMINALS.
YOU WERE ALWAYS
MY FAVORITE PUPIL,
UH
CLAW DR. CLAW.
COURSE YOU
WEREN'T A DOCTOR, THEN.
JUST LITTLE CLAW.
Z WAS STILL UH UH
NOW ABOUT THE OLD CRIMINALS.
YOWL!
CRIMINALS? I TRAINED THE BEST.
IN MY REST HOME, YOU KNOW.
THE OLD BAD GUYS
RETIREMENT HOME.
AND THEY'RE STILL THE BEST.
LIKE SADIE AND VIOLA THERE.
PERFECT!
I HAVE A JOB FOR THEM.
A LITTLE GADGET!
THEY'LL BE DELIGHTED.
THESE FOLKS NEED A HOBBY.
KEEPS 'EM ACTIVE!
I WAS JUST WORKING ON THIS
GAG FOR OUR NEW FALL LINE.
DO YOU LIKE IT, MR. CRAW?
THAT'S CLAW! DR. CLAW!
DID YOU SAY THIS
GENTLEMAN HAS NO FAMILY?
ALMOST NO FAMILY.
ALONE IN THE WORLD.
LONLINESS IS A TERRIBLE THING.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF UH
RESTING. IN PEACE. FOREVER.
WHAT DID YOU SAY HIS NAME WAS?
GADGET. INSPECTOR GADGET.
OF COURSE, WE'LL NEED
TO GO BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
I WANTED TO LOOK
IN ON THE STAFF.
AND I DO NEED TO SEE FRANKLIN.
AFTER THAT NASTY
BUSINESS IN THE CEMETARY.
HELLO?
WHO?
SADIE?
A FAN CLUB?
FOR ME?
TEA AT YOUR HOUSE?
I'D LOVE TO!
A NICE YOUNG LADY IS
STARTING A FAN CLUB FOR ME!
SHE INVITED ME TO TEA!
UNCLE GADGET!
DON'T YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD CHECK INTO THIS FIRST?
NONSENSE, PENNY!
I HAVE FANS EVERYWHERE!
THEY WANT TO MEET ME.
AND I LOVE TEA!
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
THIS SOUNDS STRANGE
TO ME!
RIBBLE ROW!
FRANKLIN IS DIGGING A GRAVE.
SUCH A DEAR BOY.
HE SURE IS.
I'll JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND CHECK ON THE GIRLS!
I'D BETTER PICK UP A FEW ITEMS
FOR OUR INSPECTOR GADGET!
LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE OF
THAT "KISS OF DEATH PERFUME".
I'll NEED SOME POISONS
AND THIS ELECTRICAL
CHICKEN.THIS NITROGLYCERIN
MAKES THE NICEST BOOM!
LET'S SEE, A SPRING
FOR THE CAR SEAT,
A TRICK CRANK FOR THE CAR,
THEY 'RE GOOD FOR SO MANY
THINGS. HEE HEE.
RIGHT THERE, FRANKLIN.
NOW, WE' RE READY FOR
THAT NICE INSPECTOR GIZMO!
(HUMMING)
THIS MUST BE IT!
(HUMS)
IS ANYONE HOME.
IT'S INSPECTOR GADGET!
WHOA!
R-GULP!
WOWSERS!
MY NEW CHRONOGRAPH WATCH
REALLY IS CRUSH PROOF!
OH, MR. PADGET!
WE'RE SUCH FANS OF YOURS!
THAT'S GADGET.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
OF COURSE, INSPECTOR GIDGET!
I WATCH ALL YOUR RE-RUNS!
I SHOULD SAY SO!
WHY, WHO HASN'T HEARD OF
THE GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET? I
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
STARTING A FAN CLUB!
NOW TELL ME WHA
THIS FAN CLUB DOES.
WE'LL HAVE TEA,
AND GO ON A PICNIC,
AND HAVE SOME DINNER.
AND THEN YOU'LL
HAVE A NICE LONG REST!
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'YE GOT SOME
VACATION TIME SAVED UP.
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW?
SOME DOUGH?
NO, BUT I'll GET SOME TEA.
THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH POISON.
THE POOR DEAR MAN
NEEDS A NICE LONG REST.
MR. FIDGET, DO YOU TAKE
ANYTHING IN YOUR TEA?
NO, NO.
THIS IS LOVELY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DID YOU HIRE A MAID, DEAR?
PAID?
OF COURSE WE'LL GET PAID!
DR. CRAW IS A MAN OF HONOR!
IT MUST BE ONE OF OUR
LADIES HELPING OUT.
MY, THIS IS SUCH LIGHT TEA!
THEY'RE TRYING TO
HURT UNCLE GADGET!
DR. CRAW?
ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'
SAY CLAW, BRAIN?
I'll BE RIGHT THERE, BRAIN!
THERE'S PLENTY
WHERE THESE CAME FROM,
SO YOU CAN HAVE AS
MANY AS YOU WANT!
NEXT WE'LL GO TO THE PARK FOR
AN OUTDOOR MEMBERSHIP DRIVE!
I LOVE TO DRIVE!
BRAIN!
BOW WOW!
SOMETHING STRANGE
IS GOING ON INSIDE?
ALL RIGHT, BRAIN.
YOU STAY WITH UNCLE
GADGET AND I'll INVESTIGATE.
KISS OF DEATH PERFUME?!
"YOU DIRTY RAT" POISON?
WOW!
STRONG STUFF!
IT LOOKS LIKE MAD IS
MAKING ALL SORTS OF
STRANGE WEAPONS HERE!
COULD YOU PLEASE
CRANK IT, MR. FIDGET?
MY PLEASURE!
ONE SPIN OF THAT CRANK
AND IT'S BYE-BYE GADGET!
(SNICKERS)
I'D BETTER GOSPEAK
WITH FRANKLIN ABOU
MR. FIDGET'S GRAVE.
(SCREAM)
ROWRF!
WOWSERS!
THIS WATCH IS EVEN SPIN PROOF!
WHAT A LOVELY GRAVE, FRANKLIN!
JUST MAKE IT AN
EENSY BIT BIGGER.
MR. MAGGOT IS A BIG MAN.
I DO HOPE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANY TROUBLE WITH THE CRANK.
SOMETIMES IT'S A LITTLE TESTY!
IT WAS NO PROBLEM.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
NOW, TELL ME ABOU
YOURSELF, MR. GIZMO!
WELL, I LIVE WITH MY NIECE.
YOU LIVE DOWN
THE ROAD A PIECE?
THAT CRANK HAS ALWAYS
DONE THE TRICK BEFORE!
BUT DON'T WORRY, I
RIGGED UP THE EJECTOR SEAT!
(HORN HONKING)
WOAH!
WHEW!
LET'S WAIT UNTIL WE
GET TO THE BRIDGE!
BYE-BYE MR. RATCHET!
WHOA!!
GO, GO GADGET COAT!
WHOA!
UMPH.
ROW! RUFF!
YOU OUGHT TO GET THE
SHOCKS FIXED ON THIS CAR.
I'M HAVING A VERY BUMPY RIDE!
SO MUCH FOR PLAN B!
HUH?
LET ME SEE IF I HAVE
THAT ORDER CORRECT.
YOU WANTED A BOX OF HAND
PAINTED TORPEDOS AND ONE
EXPLODING PIE.
ARE ALL THESE LADIES
WORKING FOR DR. CLAW?!
I'D BETTER CALL CHIEF QUIMBY!
GADGET:
I JUST LOVE THIS FAN CLUB!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD PLAY
A LITTLE GAME WITH INSPECTOR
GADGET BEFORE WE EAT.
OH YES! SOME BLIND MAN'S BLUFF!
I LOVE BLIND MAN'S BLUFF!
LET ME BE FIRST!
(PANTING)
OH NO!
YOO HOO!
OVER HERE, INSPECTOR!
(LAUGHTER)
ROWSERS!
UH, UH
(SCREAM)
MEOW!
(CHUCKLES) THIS IS THE
END OF YOU, GADGET!
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
NOT GADGET NECK,
GADGET COPTER!
(GASP)
YOU' RE UNDER ARREST.
YOU TRIED TO STRANGLE ME!
OH, NO!
WE ALMOST DID IT.
WAIT!
YOO, HOO! INSPECTOR!
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!
I REALLY MUST BE GETTING BACK.
I'M ON DUTY, YOU KNOW.
MUST YOU BE GOING SO
SOON, DEAR INSPECTOR?
I COULD FIX US A NICE
CHICKEN FOR DINNER.
OH, YES!
A LAST SUPPER.
WE WOULDN'T WAN
YOU TO EAT ALONE!
BUT I HAVE A NIECE AND
REST IN PEACE?
YES.
I SUPPOSE YOU WILL!
DINNER WILL BE READY, SOON!
SIT HERE AND WAI
LIKE A GOOD BOY,
INSPECTOR.
GADGET IS ALIVE!
OH, DR. CRAW!
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU!
THAT'S CLAW! DR. CLAW!
DID YOU ENJOY THE EMBROIDERED
AMMO BELT WE SENT YOU ON YOUR
BIRTHDAY?
NEVER MIND THAT!
FINISH GADGET OR IT'S BACK TO
THE OLD BAD GUYS' RETIREMEN
HOME FOR YOU!
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
HAVE SOME PATIENCE, SONNY!
MEOW!
MY ELECTRIC CHICKEN
HAS NEVER FAILED ME!
THAT LOOKS
LOVELY, MAY I CARVE?
I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK
YOU TO DO THE HONORS!
WOWSERS!
UNCLE GADGET!
GOOD HEAVENS!
WELL, AT LEAST MY
WATCH IS SHOCKPROOF.
PENNY! BRAIN! CHIEF!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL UNCLE GADGET, WE
WERE JUST PASSING BY AND
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, PENNY!
I'll BET YOU AND THE CHIEF
WANTED TO SEE MY FAN CLUB!
YOU'VE SOLVED ANOTHER CASE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT!
I OWE EVERYTHING
TO MY FANS, CHIEF.
HOW ABOUT AN
AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE?
UNCLE GADGET!
IT'S VERY DANGEROUS TO
STAND ON TOP OF A LADDER!
THEY'RE NOT STABLE
ENOUGH FOR THAT.
HEH, HEH.
OF COURSE, PENNY.
AND IT'S SAFER IF YOU HAVE
SOMEONE HOLD THE BOTTOM OF THE
LADDER FOR YOU!
I THINK I'll DO IT MY USUAL WAY.
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
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